YCH Was a Bust....
Posted a year agoWell, it was an experiment, one that seems to have gone not as well as I'd hoped.
The only winning bidder has not responded to any messages for over 48h, and so I've cancelled the auction. A private individual was kind enough to send me an amount equal to the bid, so... yeah, Vale's still coming. And not only that, mid-July you'll get a chance to SEE him, as I'm getting some art done of him by
lustylamb.. I'll be rereleasing the stinger after figuring out the new victim's species.
The only winning bidder has not responded to any messages for over 48h, and so I've cancelled the auction. A private individual was kind enough to send me an amount equal to the bid, so... yeah, Vale's still coming. And not only that, mid-July you'll get a chance to SEE him, as I'm getting some art done of him by

Two Slots Available
Posted a year agoI am currently open for two story commissions at my usual rate of $0.02/word.
Given the popularity of Should Have Read The Fine Print, I'm eager to write something similar. As the characters themselves belong to me, with Guri having done the commission based on the events rather than the characters, if anyone wants another chapter, I'll be offering a 20% discount on my rates for that specific scenario. Current subscribers on SubStar, this DOES stack.
Otherwise, details are below!
******
Though the preponderance of my stories is in the weird, insecty tentacle egg-laying weirdness kind of scale, I am willing to explore other themes and honestly, would very much like to. And so this commission is open for ANY pairing, with the following content hard 'nos'.
Solid and semisolid body waste
Heavy musk/sweat
Excessive cruelty
Diapers and ABDL in general
Underaged characters
Intellectually disabled characters
Medium to extreme gore
Nullification
Rule 34
Pro-Nazi / Fascist narratives
My base price is $0.02/word, which puts a 5000 word story at $100. For reference, "Unexpected Seed Collection" was about 6000 words, and "A Stranger's Taste of Honey" was about 5000. I bill based on my estimate. If it looks like I will go over my estimate by a thousand or two, which I often do, I do not require further payment, but if the scope of the story necessitates a significant increase we may have to negotiate more payment.
So, here's the process involved. My TOS will follow, but we'll hammer out details.
How to Order
1. When open for commissions, approach me by DM or through the method indicated on the related post. Detail the basics of what you would like, include character information, basic plot, theme. Be as specific as you can. By taking this step, you are agreeing to all terms and conditions as laid out in this document.
2. If I agree to the preliminary idea, I'll have you contact me via Discord or Telegram so we can chat. Once we've fleshed out the details of the story you would like, and I have a better idea of the overall length and scope of the project. I will work up a basic synopsis. If you approve, we will settle on price. Do not pay me yet!
3. I will attempt to write a page or two of the tale. This gives me the chance to figure out if the story will flow properly and help me decide if I can complete the story. If / when I feel confident that I can complete the commission, I will ask for payment.
4. I will periodically contact you with progress updates, and any questions or clarifications I may need. Depending on your preference, I can give you updates AS I write through Discord DMs. Should you find yourself unsatisfied with the in-progress prose to the point you wish to cancel the commission, you will only receive a refund based on how much of the project is completed.
5. Within 30 days of payment, I will deliver the first draft. It will have gone through a basic proofread. Upon delivery of the first draft, there will be no refunds.
5. Basic edits, proofreading and editing are included as part of the commission. Large, sweeping changes that require extensive rewrites will not be possible without additional payment. Once the final product is approved, it will be posted publicly on FA, SoFurry, Inkbunny, and the FA submission will be linked on Bluesky. You are welcome to post the story on your own pages, of course.
Payment
Payment is only required on completion of Step 3.
Payment before Step 3 is complete CAN be refunded at your expense if we do not pass Step 3.
All prices listed are in USD, despite me being in Canada.
Payment is exclusively through Paypal everywhere except Canada.
Canadian residents may pay an agreed upon price in CAD through e-transfer.
Given the popularity of Should Have Read The Fine Print, I'm eager to write something similar. As the characters themselves belong to me, with Guri having done the commission based on the events rather than the characters, if anyone wants another chapter, I'll be offering a 20% discount on my rates for that specific scenario. Current subscribers on SubStar, this DOES stack.
Otherwise, details are below!
******
Though the preponderance of my stories is in the weird, insecty tentacle egg-laying weirdness kind of scale, I am willing to explore other themes and honestly, would very much like to. And so this commission is open for ANY pairing, with the following content hard 'nos'.
Solid and semisolid body waste
Heavy musk/sweat
Excessive cruelty
Diapers and ABDL in general
Underaged characters
Intellectually disabled characters
Medium to extreme gore
Nullification
Rule 34
Pro-Nazi / Fascist narratives
My base price is $0.02/word, which puts a 5000 word story at $100. For reference, "Unexpected Seed Collection" was about 6000 words, and "A Stranger's Taste of Honey" was about 5000. I bill based on my estimate. If it looks like I will go over my estimate by a thousand or two, which I often do, I do not require further payment, but if the scope of the story necessitates a significant increase we may have to negotiate more payment.
So, here's the process involved. My TOS will follow, but we'll hammer out details.
How to Order
1. When open for commissions, approach me by DM or through the method indicated on the related post. Detail the basics of what you would like, include character information, basic plot, theme. Be as specific as you can. By taking this step, you are agreeing to all terms and conditions as laid out in this document.
2. If I agree to the preliminary idea, I'll have you contact me via Discord or Telegram so we can chat. Once we've fleshed out the details of the story you would like, and I have a better idea of the overall length and scope of the project. I will work up a basic synopsis. If you approve, we will settle on price. Do not pay me yet!
3. I will attempt to write a page or two of the tale. This gives me the chance to figure out if the story will flow properly and help me decide if I can complete the story. If / when I feel confident that I can complete the commission, I will ask for payment.
4. I will periodically contact you with progress updates, and any questions or clarifications I may need. Depending on your preference, I can give you updates AS I write through Discord DMs. Should you find yourself unsatisfied with the in-progress prose to the point you wish to cancel the commission, you will only receive a refund based on how much of the project is completed.
5. Within 30 days of payment, I will deliver the first draft. It will have gone through a basic proofread. Upon delivery of the first draft, there will be no refunds.
5. Basic edits, proofreading and editing are included as part of the commission. Large, sweeping changes that require extensive rewrites will not be possible without additional payment. Once the final product is approved, it will be posted publicly on FA, SoFurry, Inkbunny, and the FA submission will be linked on Bluesky. You are welcome to post the story on your own pages, of course.
Payment
Payment is only required on completion of Step 3.
Payment before Step 3 is complete CAN be refunded at your expense if we do not pass Step 3.
All prices listed are in USD, despite me being in Canada.
Payment is exclusively through Paypal everywhere except Canada.
Canadian residents may pay an agreed upon price in CAD through e-transfer.
Holy crap...
Posted a year agoSo, here, I have a tonne of faves for Fine Print. But on SoFurry, I'm somehow at the top of the 'Popular' tab, with 19 faves, a bunch of watches because of it and all that. I'm completely tickled.
My usual bailiwick is even more fetishy stuff, like tentacles and ovi, and latex and mind control. But I DO love more grounded BDSM, and the love that the story has gotten has kind of reminded me I should maybe try to write a few more of those.
So, I have something in mind that I'm going to make. Kimraj, kim for short, is a young wolf who met and fell in love with an older ram named Randal. The teaser story I'm going to put up is a taste of the relationship that they'll grow together. An exploration of BDSM and all sorts of kink, as well as polyamory and Kim's bisexuality is the point. Either way, I look forward to doing these.
Kim was chosen for a name for one reason... because the first 'commission' I did was for an old friend as a gift. Her real name was Kim F., and she tragically died in a car crash years ago. The story was among the very first I ever posted here, "A Roomie's Secret", and the way that Randal and Kim's relationship starts mirrors very closely that story, with Kim living in his parents old home after they moved, with Randal the basement tenant.
I'll explore a lot of things in the set of stories... chastity, puppy play, maybe watersports. Heavier bondage. Public sex. Actual play parties. C&BT. But the whole point will be that each story CAN be skipped, with a constantly updated document detailing what plot developments happened in each story. Maybe I can even dream-sequence a tentacle tale or something in there. There's a lot of fun opportunity for exploration as a new young wolf with an older dominant. The series is going to be called "In Sheep's Clothing"... because it fits, right?
I hope to see you all soon, expect Sheep's Clothing Chapter 1 by end of July, alongside 'Vale's First Brood' and 'Finding Yourself Beyond Purgatory Chapter 2'
My usual bailiwick is even more fetishy stuff, like tentacles and ovi, and latex and mind control. But I DO love more grounded BDSM, and the love that the story has gotten has kind of reminded me I should maybe try to write a few more of those.
So, I have something in mind that I'm going to make. Kimraj, kim for short, is a young wolf who met and fell in love with an older ram named Randal. The teaser story I'm going to put up is a taste of the relationship that they'll grow together. An exploration of BDSM and all sorts of kink, as well as polyamory and Kim's bisexuality is the point. Either way, I look forward to doing these.
Kim was chosen for a name for one reason... because the first 'commission' I did was for an old friend as a gift. Her real name was Kim F., and she tragically died in a car crash years ago. The story was among the very first I ever posted here, "A Roomie's Secret", and the way that Randal and Kim's relationship starts mirrors very closely that story, with Kim living in his parents old home after they moved, with Randal the basement tenant.
I'll explore a lot of things in the set of stories... chastity, puppy play, maybe watersports. Heavier bondage. Public sex. Actual play parties. C&BT. But the whole point will be that each story CAN be skipped, with a constantly updated document detailing what plot developments happened in each story. Maybe I can even dream-sequence a tentacle tale or something in there. There's a lot of fun opportunity for exploration as a new young wolf with an older dominant. The series is going to be called "In Sheep's Clothing"... because it fits, right?
I hope to see you all soon, expect Sheep's Clothing Chapter 1 by end of July, alongside 'Vale's First Brood' and 'Finding Yourself Beyond Purgatory Chapter 2'
On Inkbunny
Posted a year agoFor a while, the worry that I might get some sort of negative reaction from posting my stuff on Inkbunny prevented me from going there. Some of the allowable content there is not something I want myself associated with. But the simple fact is that Inkbunny is a better-made site that allows posting stories of all sorts with no content restrictions. So I'm considering thoughts of posting there.
Maybe not yet though. I want to get folks opinions on it.
Please do NOT reference the specifics of the content allowed there and very few, if any, other places. We all know what I'm talking about. I will never write that content.
Maybe not yet though. I want to get folks opinions on it.
Please do NOT reference the specifics of the content allowed there and very few, if any, other places. We all know what I'm talking about. I will never write that content.
Meet Vale - A New Infested Male - and a YCH
Posted a year agoEvery once in a while, you see something or read something that inspires you, makes you want to explore it and see what you can do with it.
Someone showed me some art by
azeriunleashed that really got me going.
The art is here - https://www.furaffinity.net/view/53265360/
I've been looking for a sapient monster to offer to my readers for stories. Someone who can talk and interact with their lovers/victims, but not an explicitly magical creature like Misha.
After checking with Azeri, he gave blessing to use the parasite in question and adapt it for my own uses.
And so I'm going to run a special "YCH" auction of sorts, starting Monday. If you have a character with a penis that you would like to suffer some very unpleasant things, I haven't decided species or name for the new breeder. In this case you'd have to give me absolute control of the exact events and motivations of your character.
Let me introduce you, though, to Vale.
Vale was infested by a rather invasive little set of parasites a number of years ago. Unlike others exposed, he managed to maintain a great deal of control of himself, but they changed him inside. They swarmed him en mass while exploring a planet on the edge of known space. Crawling in his ass and his mouth, they changed him inside. The changes were rapid, and he nearly lost his mind to the mad desire to infest others and turn them into breeding sacks for more of the things. It was only sheer luck that Doctor Faren of The Facility had been seeking out creatures like the parasites. When it was determined that Vale was safe, he was released. The government of the colony he resides on is aware of his existence, and tend to keep a close eye on him and run tests to make sure he hasn't been breeding.
Outwardly, he doesn't look like anything unusual, being a very typical member of his species. When he's aroused, his cock can be used for normal sexual intercourse, though the volume of semen he produces is incredibly copious, and he's larger than average for his species. He stands some six feet tall, and has what can easily be described as a 'dad bod'. He's got a bit of a belly on him, and he's exactly forty years of age. When he's in a need to lay eggs, though, his cock sections into four parts that can grip and squirm, with a thick ovipostor and breathing tubes that will shove into the victim's mouth and nose. The breathing tubes induce total loss of physical control, but keep the victim entirely aware of the very invasive and uncomfortable impregnation to follow.
Once the ovipostor detects too much resistance from the potential breeder's stomach, a quick acting sedative is added to the air the breeder is forced to breathe, and they lose consciousness. The eggs remain unfertilized at the time. If left unfertilized within the next few hours, the eggs will quickly break down and be passed out of the breeder's body without much issue, though it's still somewhat uncomfortable. The victim is largely left unharmed by this, and their memories are usually very fuzzy.
If, however, Vale were to use his own semen to fertilize the eggs, the breeder will suffer a much worse fate than Vale did. In a few days the eggs hatch and begin burrowing and latching on, repurposing the breeder's insides to accomodate their growth. Eventually, the breeder will be a bloated sack from the ribcage down, the only nourishment they get being Vale's cum and (if desired) piss. When, months later, the brood is matured, they are born through the vagina or the penis. For herms, it's both. It's a very painful experience to have a fat black worm force its way out of your dick, after all. If left unchecked, these worm parasites will infest other males and make them like Vale. As such, he's forbidden to do this unless he makes Faren aware he's done it, and the breeder is kept confined in a sealed room during the birth.
Vale wants very much to make an egg sac, but he has resisted, knowing just what would happen. Filling a victim with eggs is one thing, damning them to a life as a bloated egg sac is another. By necessity not able to TELL anyone what's happened to him, and with the amnesia induced by what he does without fertilizing, most don't remember what happened. But when someone comes across him while he's laying eggs in someone else's belly in a dark alley... and they don't seem horrified... he might just get to do what he's been wanting to do.
I've deliberately not chosen Vale's species yet, with a poll on my Discord letting people choose between Otter, Brown Bear, Raccoon, Skunk, European Badger and Wolverine.
Let's see where this goes.
Someone showed me some art by

The art is here - https://www.furaffinity.net/view/53265360/
I've been looking for a sapient monster to offer to my readers for stories. Someone who can talk and interact with their lovers/victims, but not an explicitly magical creature like Misha.
After checking with Azeri, he gave blessing to use the parasite in question and adapt it for my own uses.
And so I'm going to run a special "YCH" auction of sorts, starting Monday. If you have a character with a penis that you would like to suffer some very unpleasant things, I haven't decided species or name for the new breeder. In this case you'd have to give me absolute control of the exact events and motivations of your character.
Let me introduce you, though, to Vale.
Vale was infested by a rather invasive little set of parasites a number of years ago. Unlike others exposed, he managed to maintain a great deal of control of himself, but they changed him inside. They swarmed him en mass while exploring a planet on the edge of known space. Crawling in his ass and his mouth, they changed him inside. The changes were rapid, and he nearly lost his mind to the mad desire to infest others and turn them into breeding sacks for more of the things. It was only sheer luck that Doctor Faren of The Facility had been seeking out creatures like the parasites. When it was determined that Vale was safe, he was released. The government of the colony he resides on is aware of his existence, and tend to keep a close eye on him and run tests to make sure he hasn't been breeding.
Outwardly, he doesn't look like anything unusual, being a very typical member of his species. When he's aroused, his cock can be used for normal sexual intercourse, though the volume of semen he produces is incredibly copious, and he's larger than average for his species. He stands some six feet tall, and has what can easily be described as a 'dad bod'. He's got a bit of a belly on him, and he's exactly forty years of age. When he's in a need to lay eggs, though, his cock sections into four parts that can grip and squirm, with a thick ovipostor and breathing tubes that will shove into the victim's mouth and nose. The breathing tubes induce total loss of physical control, but keep the victim entirely aware of the very invasive and uncomfortable impregnation to follow.
Once the ovipostor detects too much resistance from the potential breeder's stomach, a quick acting sedative is added to the air the breeder is forced to breathe, and they lose consciousness. The eggs remain unfertilized at the time. If left unfertilized within the next few hours, the eggs will quickly break down and be passed out of the breeder's body without much issue, though it's still somewhat uncomfortable. The victim is largely left unharmed by this, and their memories are usually very fuzzy.
If, however, Vale were to use his own semen to fertilize the eggs, the breeder will suffer a much worse fate than Vale did. In a few days the eggs hatch and begin burrowing and latching on, repurposing the breeder's insides to accomodate their growth. Eventually, the breeder will be a bloated sack from the ribcage down, the only nourishment they get being Vale's cum and (if desired) piss. When, months later, the brood is matured, they are born through the vagina or the penis. For herms, it's both. It's a very painful experience to have a fat black worm force its way out of your dick, after all. If left unchecked, these worm parasites will infest other males and make them like Vale. As such, he's forbidden to do this unless he makes Faren aware he's done it, and the breeder is kept confined in a sealed room during the birth.
Vale wants very much to make an egg sac, but he has resisted, knowing just what would happen. Filling a victim with eggs is one thing, damning them to a life as a bloated egg sac is another. By necessity not able to TELL anyone what's happened to him, and with the amnesia induced by what he does without fertilizing, most don't remember what happened. But when someone comes across him while he's laying eggs in someone else's belly in a dark alley... and they don't seem horrified... he might just get to do what he's been wanting to do.
I've deliberately not chosen Vale's species yet, with a poll on my Discord letting people choose between Otter, Brown Bear, Raccoon, Skunk, European Badger and Wolverine.
Let's see where this goes.
Dropping Two Stories Soon!
Posted a year agoHey all, I have two stories in the pipe, ready to release. They've been on my SubStar for nearly/over two weeks now, so what gives?
Well, this Friday, the absolutely fucking AMAZING
lustylamb is going to be making some new art, art which features the headshots of some of my subscribers and supporters, all of them being used instead of my ugly mug, each one themed for the kind of story it is. Tentacles, mind control/latex, BDSM or just erotic furry fiction. Depending on what she can finish, there will be a few other surprises, but the big priority is four headshots, featuring Aspen, Maddox, Ellie (of 'Finding Purpose fame) and Fyacin.
If visual art is your jam, too, go watch her art streams and her FA! She does just about any content type, and does it well!
She tends to stream her art-workings, and will be streaming her work for me on Friday!
Well, this Friday, the absolutely fucking AMAZING

If visual art is your jam, too, go watch her art streams and her FA! She does just about any content type, and does it well!
She tends to stream her art-workings, and will be streaming her work for me on Friday!
Updates, Updates, Updates!
Posted a year agoHey folk! In just over two weeks, I'll be releasing the first part of a story series called Finding Yourself Beyond Purgatory, about a caracal named Cherry and his experience with a deity of lust, life and a dichotomous portfolio of both freedom and servitude. Oh, and latex, of course. Because, of course, said deity is Misha themself, at least in chapter one, a plump vixen with emerald eyes.
Misha is both distinctly male and distinctly female, depending on their whims. To her, a freely shared sexual experience is holy.
The series will feature exploration of gender expression, and could very easily be termed as clearly bi/pan. The individual chapters will generally feature only one pairing or grouping, so that folk can skip over scenes they wouldn't enjoy, but to really explore Cherry's whole experience, you should read it all.
Also on the way is Should Have Read The Fine Print, featuring *gasp* a human in my Protean Earth timeline. Jarit, one of the few proteus-inert humans around, has sold himself in a temporary contract as a pleasure slave. But he really should have read the fine print, because he finds an emergency necessitates his sale to an old wolf who really doesn't care that he doesn't like dick. This story, I think is the closest I'll ever get to outright nonconsensual play (I'll have a whole journal post examining where I stand with that) involving two sapient beings. Even in the context of the tale, it's something that's considered acceptable, and Jarit finds himself torn between his natural tendency and love of servitude and pet play, and his distaste for the idea of being knotted whether he likes it or not.
Generally a lot of my tales link to the Protean Earth setting, whether they're far in the future or modern day, or ambiguous as in Fine Print. It's a convenient way to explain how it's a culture that's built on human perceptions and linguistics, but well, furries of sometimes even mythical species or riotous colours can be passed off as proteus aberrations or intentionally driven proteus manipulation.
Lastly, the ever-wonderful
rekrith is going to feature in Really Not The Same At All, where this particular iteration of her finds herself falling victim to a new critter that I call the Rekkie Snail. This will be the first of my SubStar higher tier entitlements.
Misha is both distinctly male and distinctly female, depending on their whims. To her, a freely shared sexual experience is holy.
The series will feature exploration of gender expression, and could very easily be termed as clearly bi/pan. The individual chapters will generally feature only one pairing or grouping, so that folk can skip over scenes they wouldn't enjoy, but to really explore Cherry's whole experience, you should read it all.
Also on the way is Should Have Read The Fine Print, featuring *gasp* a human in my Protean Earth timeline. Jarit, one of the few proteus-inert humans around, has sold himself in a temporary contract as a pleasure slave. But he really should have read the fine print, because he finds an emergency necessitates his sale to an old wolf who really doesn't care that he doesn't like dick. This story, I think is the closest I'll ever get to outright nonconsensual play (I'll have a whole journal post examining where I stand with that) involving two sapient beings. Even in the context of the tale, it's something that's considered acceptable, and Jarit finds himself torn between his natural tendency and love of servitude and pet play, and his distaste for the idea of being knotted whether he likes it or not.
Generally a lot of my tales link to the Protean Earth setting, whether they're far in the future or modern day, or ambiguous as in Fine Print. It's a convenient way to explain how it's a culture that's built on human perceptions and linguistics, but well, furries of sometimes even mythical species or riotous colours can be passed off as proteus aberrations or intentionally driven proteus manipulation.
Lastly, the ever-wonderful

Commission Available!
Posted a year agoFirst of all, I'd like to thank everyone who has favourited my stories or put me on watch.
Since November, I've put out 17 stories, and have three almost done right now. That's 3/month on average, and I'm not showing signs of slowing.
So, I am open for ONE commission slot, roughly 5000-8000 words, which would put the price between $100 and $160.
So! Here's the details!
Though the preponderance of my stories is in the weird, insecty tentacle egg-laying weirdness kind of scale, I am willing to explore other themes and honestly, would very much like to. And so this commission is open for ANY pairing, with the following content hard 'nos'.
Solid and semisolid body waste
Heavy musk/sweat
Excessive cruelty
Diapers and ABDL in general
Underaged characters
Intellectually disabled characters
Medium to extreme gore
Nullification
Rule 34
Pro-Nazi / Fascist narratives
My base price is $0.02/word, which puts a 5000 word story at $100. For reference, "Unexpected Seed Collection" was about 6000 words, and "A Stranger's Taste of Honey" was about 5000. I bill based on my estimate. If it looks like I will go over my estimate by a thousand or two, which I often do, I do not require further payment, but if the scope of the story necessitates a significant increase we may have to negotiate more payment.
So, here's the process involved. My TOS will follow, but we'll hammer out details.
How to Order
1. When open for commissions, approach me by DM or through the method indicated on the related post. Detail the basics of what you would like, include character information, basic plot, theme. Be as specific as you can. By taking this step, you are agreeing to all terms and conditions as laid out in this document.
2. If I agree to the preliminary idea, I'll have you contact me via Discord or Telegram so we can chat. Once we've fleshed out the details of the story you would like, and I have a better idea of the overall length and scope of the project. I will work up a basic synopsis. If you approve, we will settle on price. Do not pay me yet!
3. I will write 1-2 pages of the tale. This gives me the chance to figure out if the story will flow properly and help me decide if I can complete the story. If / when I feel confident that I can complete the commission, I will ask for payment.
4. I will periodically contact you with progress updates, and any questions or clarifications I may need. Included will be snippets and paragraphs of the prose. Should you find yourself unsatisfied with the in-progress prose to the point you wish to cancel the commission, you will only receive a refund based on how much of the project is completed.
5. Within 30 days of payment, I will deliver the first draft. It will have gone through a basic proofread. Upon delivery of the first draft, there will be no refunds.
5. Basic edits, proofreading and editing are included as part of the commission. Large, sweeping changes that require extensive rewrites will not be possible without additional payment. Once the final product is approved, it will be posted publicly on FA, SoFurry, Weasyl, etc. You are welcome to post the story on your own pages, of course.
Payment
Payment is only required on completion of Step 3.
Payment before Step 3 is complete CAN be refunded at your expense if we do not pass Step 3.
All prices listed are in USD, despite me being in Canada.
Payment is exclusively through Paypal everywhere except Canada.
Canadian residents may pay an agreed upon price in CAD through e-transfer.
Content Restrictions
I am open to many themes and settings, but the following are hard limits:
Solid and semisolid body waste
Heavy musk/sweat
Excessive cruelty
Diapers and ABDL in general
Underaged characters
Intellectually disabled characters
Medium to extreme gore
Rule 34
Pro-Nazi / Fascist narratives
Since November, I've put out 17 stories, and have three almost done right now. That's 3/month on average, and I'm not showing signs of slowing.
So, I am open for ONE commission slot, roughly 5000-8000 words, which would put the price between $100 and $160.
So! Here's the details!
Though the preponderance of my stories is in the weird, insecty tentacle egg-laying weirdness kind of scale, I am willing to explore other themes and honestly, would very much like to. And so this commission is open for ANY pairing, with the following content hard 'nos'.
Solid and semisolid body waste
Heavy musk/sweat
Excessive cruelty
Diapers and ABDL in general
Underaged characters
Intellectually disabled characters
Medium to extreme gore
Nullification
Rule 34
Pro-Nazi / Fascist narratives
My base price is $0.02/word, which puts a 5000 word story at $100. For reference, "Unexpected Seed Collection" was about 6000 words, and "A Stranger's Taste of Honey" was about 5000. I bill based on my estimate. If it looks like I will go over my estimate by a thousand or two, which I often do, I do not require further payment, but if the scope of the story necessitates a significant increase we may have to negotiate more payment.
So, here's the process involved. My TOS will follow, but we'll hammer out details.
How to Order
1. When open for commissions, approach me by DM or through the method indicated on the related post. Detail the basics of what you would like, include character information, basic plot, theme. Be as specific as you can. By taking this step, you are agreeing to all terms and conditions as laid out in this document.
2. If I agree to the preliminary idea, I'll have you contact me via Discord or Telegram so we can chat. Once we've fleshed out the details of the story you would like, and I have a better idea of the overall length and scope of the project. I will work up a basic synopsis. If you approve, we will settle on price. Do not pay me yet!
3. I will write 1-2 pages of the tale. This gives me the chance to figure out if the story will flow properly and help me decide if I can complete the story. If / when I feel confident that I can complete the commission, I will ask for payment.
4. I will periodically contact you with progress updates, and any questions or clarifications I may need. Included will be snippets and paragraphs of the prose. Should you find yourself unsatisfied with the in-progress prose to the point you wish to cancel the commission, you will only receive a refund based on how much of the project is completed.
5. Within 30 days of payment, I will deliver the first draft. It will have gone through a basic proofread. Upon delivery of the first draft, there will be no refunds.
5. Basic edits, proofreading and editing are included as part of the commission. Large, sweeping changes that require extensive rewrites will not be possible without additional payment. Once the final product is approved, it will be posted publicly on FA, SoFurry, Weasyl, etc. You are welcome to post the story on your own pages, of course.
Payment
Payment is only required on completion of Step 3.
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Content Restrictions
I am open to many themes and settings, but the following are hard limits:
Solid and semisolid body waste
Heavy musk/sweat
Excessive cruelty
Diapers and ABDL in general
Underaged characters
Intellectually disabled characters
Medium to extreme gore
Rule 34
Pro-Nazi / Fascist narratives
Dirty Things in Public Places
Posted a year agoSo, this last week, I managed to write over 6000 words in 3 days. And it's all because of a lovely new acquisition.
With a steady job, my SubscribeStar, and commissions, I have been able to purchase a laptop. To tell why this is important, you need to know how my writing brain works.
At the end of a long day, and on my days off, I just... turn off when I'm at my PC. There's too much distraction, too much chaos. I have an active family, and my job just has me wanting to shut down and relax when I'm done. I get home and I just... can't do it. It's why I've been getting up at the asscrack of dawn to write. My mind is fresh in the morning... but still, some days I can barely vomit out a few hundred words. I try for 750-1000 but it's not that easy. And so... the laptop. I've purposely only installed LibreOffice, Discord and Chrome. No games.
I tried writing at the library, but... the local one is kind of... open concept. The only places are tables in the middle of the room, and a bank of spots up against the windows... with my back to a huge room. Not conducive to writing smut when some kid could come up and read over my shoulder. Kids are often unintentionally rude! I don't want some sneaky kid suddenly asking over my shoulder "what's an ovipostor?" "cunt? That's a bad word why is someone licking one?"
Enter the local community centre. Comfortable chair, table against a window, can have my back to a wall. And I can spend a couple hours after work most days there. Monday I got 1700. Tuesday I had over 3000. Sunday before work, about 2000. So yeah. I think I found my spot. I'm just happy I can write without getting uh, excited, as it were.
So yeah... dirty things in public places.
I'll have a new story for you all on Monday, and I'll also be opening up a slot for a commission!
With a steady job, my SubscribeStar, and commissions, I have been able to purchase a laptop. To tell why this is important, you need to know how my writing brain works.
At the end of a long day, and on my days off, I just... turn off when I'm at my PC. There's too much distraction, too much chaos. I have an active family, and my job just has me wanting to shut down and relax when I'm done. I get home and I just... can't do it. It's why I've been getting up at the asscrack of dawn to write. My mind is fresh in the morning... but still, some days I can barely vomit out a few hundred words. I try for 750-1000 but it's not that easy. And so... the laptop. I've purposely only installed LibreOffice, Discord and Chrome. No games.
I tried writing at the library, but... the local one is kind of... open concept. The only places are tables in the middle of the room, and a bank of spots up against the windows... with my back to a huge room. Not conducive to writing smut when some kid could come up and read over my shoulder. Kids are often unintentionally rude! I don't want some sneaky kid suddenly asking over my shoulder "what's an ovipostor?" "cunt? That's a bad word why is someone licking one?"
Enter the local community centre. Comfortable chair, table against a window, can have my back to a wall. And I can spend a couple hours after work most days there. Monday I got 1700. Tuesday I had over 3000. Sunday before work, about 2000. So yeah. I think I found my spot. I'm just happy I can write without getting uh, excited, as it were.
So yeah... dirty things in public places.
I'll have a new story for you all on Monday, and I'll also be opening up a slot for a commission!
My Work's Cut out for me
Posted a year agoWell, looks like I've got my work cut out for me right now!
I have Kitsune and Salrith's stories that I'm idly working on, until they either hit the word threshold, or they pay the difference for the stories. So, here's what I'm working on.
A Simple Plan 5 - female, ferals, dubious consent, gang-bang, story series. This one takes place concurrently with 4, but from Jiran's perspective, and oh she's going to have a great time! After this, I'm pausing Simple Plan, with an expected two more parts.
Really Not the Same At All - few thousand words in, I expect this one to be 5-6000 words. Salrith the hybrid arachnobold is finding out that heat isn't the same at all with a mammalian reproductive biology. Sadly, she's about to meet a nasty snail that's going to claim her time for the next three or four YEARS.
Untitled Kitsunespy Mind Control - this will be a long one, and could end up being pricey, but I trust Kitsune. Based on the Lyrken Wasps from a WONDERFUL story by Tabico (and with permission going way back), the wonderful Ellie the tigress finds herself tricked into letting an alien wasp parasite enter her brain and control her... and what happens after. I expect as much as 10,000 words or more.
And now, last but not least, I have two... yes TWO commissions in the works. One was a total surprise, coming from a message on Telegram. It might prove challenging.
Untitled Urethral Plant Story Features a braggart of a wolf deciding to let a plant that lays eggs in a host take hold of him on something of a dare. Unfortunately, the plant is a much less mature version, and this one seeds his dick and not his rump. It's not a pleasant experience.
Vex Spiders - Kiki's Desperate Deal - I was approached by Femukki about doing SOMETHING to her rather lovely bat, and we settled on something involving the Facility. The bat is down on her luck, with little merc work and a need to pay for fuel and repairs for her ship. A friend tells her about a group needing help with breeding research. What she doesn't realize is that she's being hired by The Facility to help with re-populating the Vex Spider population. Like many of the creatures at the Facility, they produce some very valuable chemical compounds. Sadly... Kiki won't survive... or will she... somehow.
My current order is 'Simple Plan 5', Kiki's Deal, Urethral Plant and then occasionally working on Salrith and Kitsune's stuff.
It goes without saying that as of now, I am closed for commissions, though my SubStar 'save for a commission' tiers are still open.
I have Kitsune and Salrith's stories that I'm idly working on, until they either hit the word threshold, or they pay the difference for the stories. So, here's what I'm working on.
A Simple Plan 5 - female, ferals, dubious consent, gang-bang, story series. This one takes place concurrently with 4, but from Jiran's perspective, and oh she's going to have a great time! After this, I'm pausing Simple Plan, with an expected two more parts.
Really Not the Same At All - few thousand words in, I expect this one to be 5-6000 words. Salrith the hybrid arachnobold is finding out that heat isn't the same at all with a mammalian reproductive biology. Sadly, she's about to meet a nasty snail that's going to claim her time for the next three or four YEARS.
Untitled Kitsunespy Mind Control - this will be a long one, and could end up being pricey, but I trust Kitsune. Based on the Lyrken Wasps from a WONDERFUL story by Tabico (and with permission going way back), the wonderful Ellie the tigress finds herself tricked into letting an alien wasp parasite enter her brain and control her... and what happens after. I expect as much as 10,000 words or more.
And now, last but not least, I have two... yes TWO commissions in the works. One was a total surprise, coming from a message on Telegram. It might prove challenging.
Untitled Urethral Plant Story Features a braggart of a wolf deciding to let a plant that lays eggs in a host take hold of him on something of a dare. Unfortunately, the plant is a much less mature version, and this one seeds his dick and not his rump. It's not a pleasant experience.
Vex Spiders - Kiki's Desperate Deal - I was approached by Femukki about doing SOMETHING to her rather lovely bat, and we settled on something involving the Facility. The bat is down on her luck, with little merc work and a need to pay for fuel and repairs for her ship. A friend tells her about a group needing help with breeding research. What she doesn't realize is that she's being hired by The Facility to help with re-populating the Vex Spider population. Like many of the creatures at the Facility, they produce some very valuable chemical compounds. Sadly... Kiki won't survive... or will she... somehow.
My current order is 'Simple Plan 5', Kiki's Deal, Urethral Plant and then occasionally working on Salrith and Kitsune's stuff.
It goes without saying that as of now, I am closed for commissions, though my SubStar 'save for a commission' tiers are still open.
7 Subscribers!
Posted a year agoSo I now have 7 subscribers on my SubStar! I'm really kind of surprised and ecstatic. Though I want more!
Just posted two new ones there, which you'll see released in approximately 2 weeks.
The first is Part 4 of A Simple Plan, focusing on Wren.
And the second is a commission called "A Stranger's Taste of Honey" and it's from the LustyLamb promo thing I have going. It's based on the awesome piece called "Rule Breaking" at https://www.furaffinity.net/view/51728396/
Just posted two new ones there, which you'll see released in approximately 2 weeks.
The first is Part 4 of A Simple Plan, focusing on Wren.
And the second is a commission called "A Stranger's Taste of Honey" and it's from the LustyLamb promo thing I have going. It's based on the awesome piece called "Rule Breaking" at https://www.furaffinity.net/view/51728396/
Little Update
Posted a year agoHey everyone, some of you have been watching on my discord, so you mostly know that I'm working hard.
Got more n' a few folk interested in backing me there, it's just taking a while.
I really have to thank you guys, seriously. You keep me going.
I'm going to be updating my commission prices soon and going to a 'per word' rather than flat rate. $0.02/word, in chunks of 500. When doing an adaptation of a Lamb piece, it's $0.015/word. The tiers won't change at all, it just means that the $15 and up tiers will take longer OR shorter to fill a commission. If you want a multi-part story like Really Rather Disproportionate, it also means you might get individual parts faster.
For my Lamb-adjacent commissions, and possibly for ALL commissions, I'll be launching them only two weeks after I post them here.
I'm also considering eliminating the $10 tier and giving all subscribers the same level of access. Maybe introducing a $2 tier for those who just want to throw me a couple bucks a month with no real benefit.
These are all really just musings.
Right now, I"m working on an awesome story for Hornyeen, called A Stranger's Taste of Honey, and that's almost done. The price on those is lower because of a) cross-promotion and b) I find it a lot easier to write something that I have a visual reference for. The story comes easier when I already have some sort of visual reference to work from.
A Simple Plan part 4 is well underway, and it features two lovely scenes, one from Wren's Perspective and one from Jiran's. Part 5 may end up being VERY long, with a cameo from Kaida, and some incesty stuff, plus Wren and Jiran's birthing of the young. Depending on how it goes, I'll be making it a two part thing as well.
It's interesting that more and more artists are seeing SubStar as an alternative. Patreon is growing increasingly puritanical, disallowing pretty much EVERYTHING I write other than Adra's Journey. I mean seriously? No hypno, no incest? Hell, it's possible that calling a dominant 'Daddy' or 'Momma' might fall afoul of their policies. And apparently 'glorification of animal genitalia' is disallowed too. Which means... NO KNOTS NO BARBS NO FLARES.
Fuck Patreon, and fuck Paypal.
Long live SubStar!
Got more n' a few folk interested in backing me there, it's just taking a while.
I really have to thank you guys, seriously. You keep me going.
I'm going to be updating my commission prices soon and going to a 'per word' rather than flat rate. $0.02/word, in chunks of 500. When doing an adaptation of a Lamb piece, it's $0.015/word. The tiers won't change at all, it just means that the $15 and up tiers will take longer OR shorter to fill a commission. If you want a multi-part story like Really Rather Disproportionate, it also means you might get individual parts faster.
For my Lamb-adjacent commissions, and possibly for ALL commissions, I'll be launching them only two weeks after I post them here.
I'm also considering eliminating the $10 tier and giving all subscribers the same level of access. Maybe introducing a $2 tier for those who just want to throw me a couple bucks a month with no real benefit.
These are all really just musings.
Right now, I"m working on an awesome story for Hornyeen, called A Stranger's Taste of Honey, and that's almost done. The price on those is lower because of a) cross-promotion and b) I find it a lot easier to write something that I have a visual reference for. The story comes easier when I already have some sort of visual reference to work from.
A Simple Plan part 4 is well underway, and it features two lovely scenes, one from Wren's Perspective and one from Jiran's. Part 5 may end up being VERY long, with a cameo from Kaida, and some incesty stuff, plus Wren and Jiran's birthing of the young. Depending on how it goes, I'll be making it a two part thing as well.
It's interesting that more and more artists are seeing SubStar as an alternative. Patreon is growing increasingly puritanical, disallowing pretty much EVERYTHING I write other than Adra's Journey. I mean seriously? No hypno, no incest? Hell, it's possible that calling a dominant 'Daddy' or 'Momma' might fall afoul of their policies. And apparently 'glorification of animal genitalia' is disallowed too. Which means... NO KNOTS NO BARBS NO FLARES.
Fuck Patreon, and fuck Paypal.
Long live SubStar!
FE, a new commission, and stuff
Posted a year agoWell, just got back from Furnal Equinox.
Despite my age, I DID get up to the lovely kinds of after dark stuff furries do! But um... recommendation for you all. Don't forget that topping for the first time in years WILL make your muscles hate you later. My everything hurts. I also cheated on my convention to get pictures of myself with Mary Mcdonnell, Christina Chong and Ethan Peck at ComiCon. I usually avoid the Fan EXPO brand of conventions because they are literally a for-profit organization that tends to treat vendors like crap and wont' do a single thing if it doesn't turn them a hefty profit.... but President Roslyn? Spock and La'an?
My little cross-promotion with
lustylamb is bearing fruit. An awesome yeen has commissioned a lovely story based on one of Lamb's works. Called 'A Stranger's Taste of Honey', its flags are : bondage, gangbang, dubious consent, heat, female. Honey, a lovely mixed golden-Borzoi, is having a fantasy fulfilled... but she's getting much more than she agreed to.
I'm working on Salrith's tale and more of A Simple Plan after that.
hope you're all doing well!
Despite my age, I DID get up to the lovely kinds of after dark stuff furries do! But um... recommendation for you all. Don't forget that topping for the first time in years WILL make your muscles hate you later. My everything hurts. I also cheated on my convention to get pictures of myself with Mary Mcdonnell, Christina Chong and Ethan Peck at ComiCon. I usually avoid the Fan EXPO brand of conventions because they are literally a for-profit organization that tends to treat vendors like crap and wont' do a single thing if it doesn't turn them a hefty profit.... but President Roslyn? Spock and La'an?
My little cross-promotion with

I'm working on Salrith's tale and more of A Simple Plan after that.
hope you're all doing well!
So Many Things... So Grateful!
Posted a year agoSo, today, I got my sixth subscriber, I'm guessing directly because of the way I'm posting stories in parts. What's awesome though is that this one is the first subscriber that I haven't had dealings with or been friends with beforehand.
Tease them with something compelling, make 'em want it... and then tell them they can get the next part NOW.
I can't begin to describe how validating it is to know folk like what I write enough to toss a few bucks a month towards keeping me writing. All this in one month, if I keep it going, I could be getting some good money out of this. I really do love you all.
I just started work on "It's Really Not The Same At All" for
rekrith . She showed me the new look, and I got some inspiration from a snail-like creature thing and wanted to do something for her. She's been a dear friend for a long time, and it's been great to reconnect. Though the story isn't 'canon' for her, it WILL be quite fun... after she found out that a potion she took to take on some mammalian traits was a permanent change, she finds that, despite thinking that a mammalian heat would be like the ones she'd had before, especially a vulpine/canine one, is Really Not the Same At All. Taking refuge in a cave, she finds out that there's already an occupant...
A Simple Plan 3 - Jiran's Turn - 1700 words. Over the last week, I blew past my target word count. I'm at 7000, and I'm planning on a bunch tomorrow morning. Jiran's finding out that not presenting herself properly for a mummerfly results in things getting a bit rougher. By the end, the first animal has started approaching Wren while Jiran is recovering. Part 4 will be the two takign their first few dicks. Part 5 will have Kol, Jiran's brother finding them a few days later... and falling victim to the lure of his own sister's scent. It's possible that there will be a 6. Not sure yet.
Adra's Journey 2 - Blue and Brown - This one is planned out. The first bit will feature Seni and Adra's disastrous first interaction, cutting back to Adra being led to Seni's bedroom. Pegging and light bondage will ensue. Each chapter in this series will have two colours as the name. Blue for the colour of the dildo, brown for coffee.
Misha - A New Toy's First Night - Also planned out, this will likely be a short little tale about Tarot having his first few users. I just really want to do more with him.
There's another short little tale in the works, based on a special offer I'm making through another artist. More on that later when I can hammer out the details.
I AM still available for a commission, which would take priority over these! I may be getting some support through SubStar, but I still want to do these! Might make a draw for ALL subscribers, with 1 entry for each tier level or dollar value. I'll make a separate post re : commissions.
Tease them with something compelling, make 'em want it... and then tell them they can get the next part NOW.
I can't begin to describe how validating it is to know folk like what I write enough to toss a few bucks a month towards keeping me writing. All this in one month, if I keep it going, I could be getting some good money out of this. I really do love you all.
I just started work on "It's Really Not The Same At All" for

A Simple Plan 3 - Jiran's Turn - 1700 words. Over the last week, I blew past my target word count. I'm at 7000, and I'm planning on a bunch tomorrow morning. Jiran's finding out that not presenting herself properly for a mummerfly results in things getting a bit rougher. By the end, the first animal has started approaching Wren while Jiran is recovering. Part 4 will be the two takign their first few dicks. Part 5 will have Kol, Jiran's brother finding them a few days later... and falling victim to the lure of his own sister's scent. It's possible that there will be a 6. Not sure yet.
Adra's Journey 2 - Blue and Brown - This one is planned out. The first bit will feature Seni and Adra's disastrous first interaction, cutting back to Adra being led to Seni's bedroom. Pegging and light bondage will ensue. Each chapter in this series will have two colours as the name. Blue for the colour of the dildo, brown for coffee.
Misha - A New Toy's First Night - Also planned out, this will likely be a short little tale about Tarot having his first few users. I just really want to do more with him.
There's another short little tale in the works, based on a special offer I'm making through another artist. More on that later when I can hammer out the details.
I AM still available for a commission, which would take priority over these! I may be getting some support through SubStar, but I still want to do these! Might make a draw for ALL subscribers, with 1 entry for each tier level or dollar value. I'll make a separate post re : commissions.
Update and New Subscriber Tier!
Posted a year agoSo, first of all, the bad news.
It's kind of hard when you realize a story isn't working and you have to scrap what you've written. 'Mummerflies - Showing Off' just doesn't seem to be working. The idea of a girl letting one of the lovely creatures pump her full of eggs in front of an excited audience is definitely wonderfully hot, but it just felt TOO contrived. I re-read what I'd done, and it just felt 'wrong' somehow.
Wren's an adorable rabbit. Plump, smallish breasts, covered in white fur speckled with black. Wide brown eyes. Incredibly sexually adventurous. I'm definitely keeping her, but I think a different direction is needed. She'll still end up with full of a nice clutch of eggs, but instead it will be recorded by a friend who's urging her on the whole time.
Now, the good news!
Do you want to get a commission, but don't have the money to drop on one right now? Do you want to subscribe but maybe get something a little more than the $10 tier gets you now?
Starting today, I'll be launching a $15 tier with a maximum of 3 slots available. These will confer ALL the benefits of the $10 tier, but each month $15 will be added to a running tally. When you've subbed for six months, you will get a commission based on what's been paid out, $90 USD for a 4000-5000 word story with a character of your choice. I'll likely work on your tale in the meantime, keeping it on the backburner. It's a way you can save up and know you're working toward something big, while supporting an artist you love!
At any time you can unsubscribe and pay out the remaining months to get a full commission!
https://subscribestar.adult/rix-writes"
It's kind of hard when you realize a story isn't working and you have to scrap what you've written. 'Mummerflies - Showing Off' just doesn't seem to be working. The idea of a girl letting one of the lovely creatures pump her full of eggs in front of an excited audience is definitely wonderfully hot, but it just felt TOO contrived. I re-read what I'd done, and it just felt 'wrong' somehow.
Wren's an adorable rabbit. Plump, smallish breasts, covered in white fur speckled with black. Wide brown eyes. Incredibly sexually adventurous. I'm definitely keeping her, but I think a different direction is needed. She'll still end up with full of a nice clutch of eggs, but instead it will be recorded by a friend who's urging her on the whole time.
Now, the good news!
Do you want to get a commission, but don't have the money to drop on one right now? Do you want to subscribe but maybe get something a little more than the $10 tier gets you now?
Starting today, I'll be launching a $15 tier with a maximum of 3 slots available. These will confer ALL the benefits of the $10 tier, but each month $15 will be added to a running tally. When you've subbed for six months, you will get a commission based on what's been paid out, $90 USD for a 4000-5000 word story with a character of your choice. I'll likely work on your tale in the meantime, keeping it on the backburner. It's a way you can save up and know you're working toward something big, while supporting an artist you love!
At any time you can unsubscribe and pay out the remaining months to get a full commission!
https://subscribestar.adult/rix-writes"
On The State of My Earth
Posted a year agoThe world in which many of my tales take place, especially Nights at Foxwood's and Adra's Journey, is very much like our earth. In fact, up until the 1600s, it was exactly like ours. Humans evolved. All the histories are the same. But then in the 1600s, when much of the world had been explored and humanity had become much more integrated all over the world, Proteus came.
A comet brushed our atmosphere, and with the fragments of ice came a carbon-based organism that was spread from one end of Europe and Asia through the clouds. Flu-like symptoms spread through the populace like wildfire, but initially it was not of any concern. Certainly it seemed an annoyingly long cold that seemed to spread with astonishing virulence. By the end of the first months, it had spread enough to reach the colonies. About a month after the first 'infected' had lost the last vestiges of any symptoms, they began to change. The symptoms of the strange flu-cold returned, but with it came drastic morphological change. What came to be known as the Proteus Plague had begun. At the time nobody had connected it to the strange epidemic of colds that had spread a few months before. Humans started to take on animal traits. The process was physically taxing, and approximately one in five did not survive the change. But by the end of the three year period, 95% of humans had become some form of animal.
Surprisingly, society did not collapse entirely. There was no pattern, no predisposition of family lines to a particular species. If the animal existed in the wild where one had contracted Proteus, the human could become a form of ANY of those animals. Though there was chaos for a while, and a large death toll, the world recovered. Though some bits of history developed slightly differently, most of that Earth is like ours today.
It was in the mid-1800s when Albert Von Kolliker (surprisingly one of the few Proteus-negative humans that were occasionally born) discovered the Proteus alongside Mitochondria. At the time, there was no indication of WHAT Proteus was though. It seemed to have some function in cell division, but that was all that could be determined. It wasn't until the 1950s that it was discovered that pre-protean humans did not have the Proteus component in their cells. It, like mitochondria, had taken up permanent residence in human biology. It was the answer as to why any two post-human individuals could mate and produce offspring. The offspring would be hybrids, or sometimes entirely one or the other. Hybrids could also reproduce, but their issue would take on only one of their parents' attributes. And a very small few humans were born Proteus-negative, reminding the world that everyone had once been genetically much closer.
And so, the world is filled with dozens of variations of furries. Terms like humanity and 'mankind' are still in heavy use. Others like post-human are very common. Occasionally the Proteus will activate upon puberty and change one entirely, sometimes even changing their sex entirely. The mid-2010s found ways to manipulate the Proteus to the point that it became possible to deliberately and selectively trigger a change in an individual, though it was physically and mentally traumatic for the subject.
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Alright, sure, this explanation is unnecessary in the long run, and it isn't very scientific. But I wanted to have SOME sort of explanation for why my world still has humans, how society ended up largely identical to the 'real world'. A little bit of explanation can go a long way in making a setting believable. In the last weeks, I've been reading the Pendergast books by Preston and Child. I love how he doesn't make completely and absolutely fantastical changes to how the world works, but suggests little things are possible. A morphological virus like the one in Relic was the inspiration for Proteus.
A comet brushed our atmosphere, and with the fragments of ice came a carbon-based organism that was spread from one end of Europe and Asia through the clouds. Flu-like symptoms spread through the populace like wildfire, but initially it was not of any concern. Certainly it seemed an annoyingly long cold that seemed to spread with astonishing virulence. By the end of the first months, it had spread enough to reach the colonies. About a month after the first 'infected' had lost the last vestiges of any symptoms, they began to change. The symptoms of the strange flu-cold returned, but with it came drastic morphological change. What came to be known as the Proteus Plague had begun. At the time nobody had connected it to the strange epidemic of colds that had spread a few months before. Humans started to take on animal traits. The process was physically taxing, and approximately one in five did not survive the change. But by the end of the three year period, 95% of humans had become some form of animal.
Surprisingly, society did not collapse entirely. There was no pattern, no predisposition of family lines to a particular species. If the animal existed in the wild where one had contracted Proteus, the human could become a form of ANY of those animals. Though there was chaos for a while, and a large death toll, the world recovered. Though some bits of history developed slightly differently, most of that Earth is like ours today.
It was in the mid-1800s when Albert Von Kolliker (surprisingly one of the few Proteus-negative humans that were occasionally born) discovered the Proteus alongside Mitochondria. At the time, there was no indication of WHAT Proteus was though. It seemed to have some function in cell division, but that was all that could be determined. It wasn't until the 1950s that it was discovered that pre-protean humans did not have the Proteus component in their cells. It, like mitochondria, had taken up permanent residence in human biology. It was the answer as to why any two post-human individuals could mate and produce offspring. The offspring would be hybrids, or sometimes entirely one or the other. Hybrids could also reproduce, but their issue would take on only one of their parents' attributes. And a very small few humans were born Proteus-negative, reminding the world that everyone had once been genetically much closer.
And so, the world is filled with dozens of variations of furries. Terms like humanity and 'mankind' are still in heavy use. Others like post-human are very common. Occasionally the Proteus will activate upon puberty and change one entirely, sometimes even changing their sex entirely. The mid-2010s found ways to manipulate the Proteus to the point that it became possible to deliberately and selectively trigger a change in an individual, though it was physically and mentally traumatic for the subject.
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Alright, sure, this explanation is unnecessary in the long run, and it isn't very scientific. But I wanted to have SOME sort of explanation for why my world still has humans, how society ended up largely identical to the 'real world'. A little bit of explanation can go a long way in making a setting believable. In the last weeks, I've been reading the Pendergast books by Preston and Child. I love how he doesn't make completely and absolutely fantastical changes to how the world works, but suggests little things are possible. A morphological virus like the one in Relic was the inspiration for Proteus.
Weekly Sunday Journal
Posted a year agoI would say I'm a good 75% of the way through Wearing Misha, and I'm having a great deal of fun with it.
The SubscribeStar isn't quite ready for launch, but it will very soon. I know I won't get much out of it, not at first. It's something that I have to build up, just like the follows and favourites that I get here. IN a year or so I hope I'll have at least a few subscribers.
I've been working on a f/f romance story with two new characters. Well, one of them isn't NEW, but she's reimagined.
Kseniya is a forty-two year old albino squirrel. She's deeply sexual, polyamorous and bisexual. She first met the other subject of the story at her cafe, Nuts To You.
Adra is a twenty-two year old jackal who just started university, albeit a bit late.
This story has consumed most of my writing time this week, but I am pleased to say that I HAVE managed to hit my writing target this week, and blasted past it. I'm at 4500 words, a good thousand over target.
I just can't think of a good NAME for the story, or the series. Possibly Adra's Journey.
Either way, I hope that it's well received enough I get more interest from a wider audience. I love to write, and I hope I can broaden my horizons so more people get their eyes on my work.
TTFN!
The SubscribeStar isn't quite ready for launch, but it will very soon. I know I won't get much out of it, not at first. It's something that I have to build up, just like the follows and favourites that I get here. IN a year or so I hope I'll have at least a few subscribers.
I've been working on a f/f romance story with two new characters. Well, one of them isn't NEW, but she's reimagined.
Kseniya is a forty-two year old albino squirrel. She's deeply sexual, polyamorous and bisexual. She first met the other subject of the story at her cafe, Nuts To You.
Adra is a twenty-two year old jackal who just started university, albeit a bit late.
This story has consumed most of my writing time this week, but I am pleased to say that I HAVE managed to hit my writing target this week, and blasted past it. I'm at 4500 words, a good thousand over target.
I just can't think of a good NAME for the story, or the series. Possibly Adra's Journey.
Either way, I hope that it's well received enough I get more interest from a wider audience. I love to write, and I hope I can broaden my horizons so more people get their eyes on my work.
TTFN!
RRD Chapter 5 complete!
Posted a year agoReally Rather Disproportionate is complete, and with that, the avali is going to get some rest. It started out as a simple commission, and kind of ballooned. I don't expect anything extra from
kaidavali for it, but it still feels nice to be DONE with it. Though there might be some thought to have Kaida going out into the wilderness to get away from it all after finally free of the jonatus... and running afoul of some other critter. It would be Really Rather Unfortunate, wouldn't it?
Im honestly kind of proud, I did 1500 words today. Just waiting on Kaida's approval to post Chapter 5.

Im honestly kind of proud, I did 1500 words today. Just waiting on Kaida's approval to post Chapter 5.
What should I do?
Posted a year agoSo, I know a lot of you out there love all the critters and creations that I have. I want to write something new with them but I'm not entirely certain what.
So I thought maybe I'd ask you all. I'm halfway done part 5 of
kaidavali 's series and part 4 is coming soon.
Those two, Wearing Misha, and A Birthday to Remember will be the last stories posted here before the SubscribeStar launches. After that all of my stories will be posted there a month before I release them here and on SoFurry. I'm still looking at other sites like Itaku and possibly even my own site.
The gist of this post though is asking all of you awesome pervy fuzz butts and scalies and spacebirbs... What do you want to see next?
I have a celosan story of TWO who go to a nest.
A girl running into a celkali nest in the wild.
Victor's lab taking on a new volunteer for lyrken beetle observations
An as yet undefined character getting bred by a captive mummerfly on stage at a seedy club.
Which of those four seem most interesting? Which of them or maybe you have a fifth idea, could I do?
Seriously if people don't comment on anything come out on this one you've got a chance to influence what I do next!
So I thought maybe I'd ask you all. I'm halfway done part 5 of

Those two, Wearing Misha, and A Birthday to Remember will be the last stories posted here before the SubscribeStar launches. After that all of my stories will be posted there a month before I release them here and on SoFurry. I'm still looking at other sites like Itaku and possibly even my own site.
The gist of this post though is asking all of you awesome pervy fuzz butts and scalies and spacebirbs... What do you want to see next?
I have a celosan story of TWO who go to a nest.
A girl running into a celkali nest in the wild.
Victor's lab taking on a new volunteer for lyrken beetle observations
An as yet undefined character getting bred by a captive mummerfly on stage at a seedy club.
Which of those four seem most interesting? Which of them or maybe you have a fifth idea, could I do?
Seriously if people don't comment on anything come out on this one you've got a chance to influence what I do next!
On Misha and Purgatory
Posted a year agoMisha
Misha, featured in Claiming a Cobra and the now absent Hedonism in Lime Green, and soon to be in Wearing Misha...
Originally created to be a tall, very athletic and buxom vixen that presided over Purgatory, a very unusual night/sex club, Misha Salantir has a number of employees, all of them covered in tight, incredibly detailed latex outfits, who were there to serve the patrons of the Inner Circle -a club within a club- in any way needed.. Some people knew what they really were, what those 'employees' had done to get where they were. The outfits were their skin in every way possible, and there was no seam or catch to remove them. Living latex... some would see nanotech, others would think it magic. Through those outfits, which started as masks that the wearer must put on of their own volition, they could feel everything as keenly as if it were their own flesh. The outfits seemed to cater to what the wearer truly needed, be it induced arousal, hypersensitivity, or total mental domination. They needed no food or water, simply to serve the desires of the Inner Circle's patrons.
But there is much more to Misha than one would think. Because Misha can be anything. She can be he. He can be she. And sometimes, he will go out on a search for a new toy, a new plaything to bring back home. There are no masks for these poor, lucky individuals. Misha himself takes them, drawing his toys into his own body, expressed as a suit of ebon and blue latex. As with his masks, the toy may only be kept inside Misha's being for a while, helplessly used in total darkness and enwrapping warmth, with none the wiser as to the living fuck-toy that's within Misha's body. But those, like the lucky Tarot in the upcoming 'Wearing Misha' get much more. They are changed, flooded with Misha's essence, converted and turned into complete and total devoted servants to pleasure and lust.
Misha has a few rules, ones that she will not break. She never takes the truly unwilling, except in the case of those who have harmed her toys or employees, or those who have forced themselves on others. Should you say yes to her, you may never have an opportunity to say no. If one truly wishes to leave her service though, she will let them go. And she will not allow her toys or her greatest devotees to die.
The truth is, though, that Misha is more than magical or technological. They are divine. It is a demi-god of life, lust, pleasure and hedonism. It has the power to alter perception and avoid notice, and to have those not ready to understand it's true nature simply not see what they don't want to see. And to worship her, one simply needs to embrace that above all else. Serve him by satiating your deepest desires.
Purgatory and the Inner Circle
Purgatory is a sex club at its core. The club is in the shape of a giant O, and there are over a dozen doors that lead into the huge space. Everything about the place is built for comfort, and the staff are fastidious about keeping the place clean. There are private little walled off spaces against the walls, and couches and benches and seats just about anywhere. At any time of the day you can come in for a cheap drink and a shameless encounter. The staff are very diligent in ensuring that the two golden rules are followed at all times. "Everyone is welcome." and "Consent must be given and can be revoked."
At the top of the O, on a raised platform, is Misha's personal office. Frosted glass doors hide what's within, but typically those who are admitted in are greeted with an opulent, plush-carpeted office with a desk with three chairs in the middle, a large bed off to the side, a spanking bench and St Andrew's Cross on the other, and a wall of toys and implements of torture and pleasure. For those that have offended her, the place becomes a dank, terrifying basement room with the smell of death and suffering.
The inside of Purgatory's O is a lowered chamber over which floor to ceiling windows look down. This is the Inner Circle. From anywhere in Purgatory, you can look into there, where dozens of Misha's employees, with most of them covered in shining latex of some sort, serve the Inner Circle's patients in any way they desire. Whatever sort of toy you want, be it a whip, a strap on harness, a dildo, or even a simple condom, can be found at one of the four serving bars at the cardinal points of the room. In the middle of the room, if you want a piece of furniture for play, it will simply be there. To ensure that everyone's needs are served, there are a rare few have only latex collars for those who really DON'T like rubber. Just as often as not, you will find one of those latex servants on the dominant side of an exchange.
Four doors lead off into the live-in employees chambers and other more mundane places. Deep in the halls there is a strange door, looking less like a door than a strange, fleshy sphincter, that leads to a place that even Misha will tread carefully. Should you wish to go through that door, you will find yourself unable to return. Fantastical, frightening creatures will greet you, and you may even find yourself forgetting how you got there. Those creatures there that have a voice will call you one thing.... Outsider.
In truth, the entire club is Misha's own demiplane, and the doors open onto a dozen different realities. People who come in one door will invariably exit by the same one, even if they make a conscious effort to leave by a different one. In places where she is openly worshipped, her temples are arranged in the exact same shape and configuration, with the altar in the same place where her office lies.
Come by sometime. See what you find.
Misha, featured in Claiming a Cobra and the now absent Hedonism in Lime Green, and soon to be in Wearing Misha...
Originally created to be a tall, very athletic and buxom vixen that presided over Purgatory, a very unusual night/sex club, Misha Salantir has a number of employees, all of them covered in tight, incredibly detailed latex outfits, who were there to serve the patrons of the Inner Circle -a club within a club- in any way needed.. Some people knew what they really were, what those 'employees' had done to get where they were. The outfits were their skin in every way possible, and there was no seam or catch to remove them. Living latex... some would see nanotech, others would think it magic. Through those outfits, which started as masks that the wearer must put on of their own volition, they could feel everything as keenly as if it were their own flesh. The outfits seemed to cater to what the wearer truly needed, be it induced arousal, hypersensitivity, or total mental domination. They needed no food or water, simply to serve the desires of the Inner Circle's patrons.
But there is much more to Misha than one would think. Because Misha can be anything. She can be he. He can be she. And sometimes, he will go out on a search for a new toy, a new plaything to bring back home. There are no masks for these poor, lucky individuals. Misha himself takes them, drawing his toys into his own body, expressed as a suit of ebon and blue latex. As with his masks, the toy may only be kept inside Misha's being for a while, helplessly used in total darkness and enwrapping warmth, with none the wiser as to the living fuck-toy that's within Misha's body. But those, like the lucky Tarot in the upcoming 'Wearing Misha' get much more. They are changed, flooded with Misha's essence, converted and turned into complete and total devoted servants to pleasure and lust.
Misha has a few rules, ones that she will not break. She never takes the truly unwilling, except in the case of those who have harmed her toys or employees, or those who have forced themselves on others. Should you say yes to her, you may never have an opportunity to say no. If one truly wishes to leave her service though, she will let them go. And she will not allow her toys or her greatest devotees to die.
The truth is, though, that Misha is more than magical or technological. They are divine. It is a demi-god of life, lust, pleasure and hedonism. It has the power to alter perception and avoid notice, and to have those not ready to understand it's true nature simply not see what they don't want to see. And to worship her, one simply needs to embrace that above all else. Serve him by satiating your deepest desires.
Purgatory and the Inner Circle
Purgatory is a sex club at its core. The club is in the shape of a giant O, and there are over a dozen doors that lead into the huge space. Everything about the place is built for comfort, and the staff are fastidious about keeping the place clean. There are private little walled off spaces against the walls, and couches and benches and seats just about anywhere. At any time of the day you can come in for a cheap drink and a shameless encounter. The staff are very diligent in ensuring that the two golden rules are followed at all times. "Everyone is welcome." and "Consent must be given and can be revoked."
At the top of the O, on a raised platform, is Misha's personal office. Frosted glass doors hide what's within, but typically those who are admitted in are greeted with an opulent, plush-carpeted office with a desk with three chairs in the middle, a large bed off to the side, a spanking bench and St Andrew's Cross on the other, and a wall of toys and implements of torture and pleasure. For those that have offended her, the place becomes a dank, terrifying basement room with the smell of death and suffering.
The inside of Purgatory's O is a lowered chamber over which floor to ceiling windows look down. This is the Inner Circle. From anywhere in Purgatory, you can look into there, where dozens of Misha's employees, with most of them covered in shining latex of some sort, serve the Inner Circle's patients in any way they desire. Whatever sort of toy you want, be it a whip, a strap on harness, a dildo, or even a simple condom, can be found at one of the four serving bars at the cardinal points of the room. In the middle of the room, if you want a piece of furniture for play, it will simply be there. To ensure that everyone's needs are served, there are a rare few have only latex collars for those who really DON'T like rubber. Just as often as not, you will find one of those latex servants on the dominant side of an exchange.
Four doors lead off into the live-in employees chambers and other more mundane places. Deep in the halls there is a strange door, looking less like a door than a strange, fleshy sphincter, that leads to a place that even Misha will tread carefully. Should you wish to go through that door, you will find yourself unable to return. Fantastical, frightening creatures will greet you, and you may even find yourself forgetting how you got there. Those creatures there that have a voice will call you one thing.... Outsider.
In truth, the entire club is Misha's own demiplane, and the doors open onto a dozen different realities. People who come in one door will invariably exit by the same one, even if they make a conscious effort to leave by a different one. In places where she is openly worshipped, her temples are arranged in the exact same shape and configuration, with the altar in the same place where her office lies.
Come by sometime. See what you find.
Stories on the Way! and COMMISSION ME!
Posted a year agoSo, I haven't been posting much.
Really Rather Disproportionate 4 and 5 are coming along, and Wearing Misha is... well, I'm having fun with it! The problem is that I've been working on them concurrently. Using the powers of ADHD for my benefit rather than detriment, as it were. The drawback is that I haven't posted anything new as of yet.
I AM still taking commissions, so if you want something, please tell me! Details here - https://www.furaffinity.net/journal/10761559/
Really Rather Disproportionate - Chapter 4 - 3,999 words
Really Rather Disproportionate - Chapter 5 - 1418 words
Wearing Misha - 1745 words.
Really Rather Disproportionate 4 and 5 are coming along, and Wearing Misha is... well, I'm having fun with it! The problem is that I've been working on them concurrently. Using the powers of ADHD for my benefit rather than detriment, as it were. The drawback is that I haven't posted anything new as of yet.
I AM still taking commissions, so if you want something, please tell me! Details here - https://www.furaffinity.net/journal/10761559/
Really Rather Disproportionate - Chapter 4 - 3,999 words
Really Rather Disproportionate - Chapter 5 - 1418 words
Wearing Misha - 1745 words.
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year
Posted a year agoI expected a bit of a slowdown in my writing for the holidays, but not as bad as it has been.
As of tomorrow, I'm going to be back on track, with everyone gone, all the holiday stuff taken care of and just ready and raring to go.
4 and 5 of Really Rather Disproportionate will be done end of week, and I'm about to post the first part of Foxwood's - A Birthday To Remember not long after.
A little tease of that...
“Come on Jenn, one more place. I saved the best for last!” Sam barked, taking his friends hands into his and pulling. “You’re celebrating your nineteenth, you gotta see everything! And this place is fucking awesome.” The ferret dooked excitedly as he began pulling him toward a nondescript looking door that stood between a curry restaurant and a Chinese buffet on the edge of was was considered Toronto’s gay village.
Jenn sighed a bit and shook his head in wonderment at how animated and excited his roommate was, even after having had four times the alcohol that Jenn himself had before declaring himself done. He’d never really liked how it made him feel, but he had conceded the point when Sam had said it was a tradition for queer guys from Toronto South Tech to go out to Church Street’s village on their birthday. He and the ferret had spent at least an hour at every single one of the five major bars there, but the whole time Sam had said the big surprise was still coming. Given all the leather and buckles he’d seen at Meatlocker, he couldn’t imagine what could be more surprising than that.
“Fine. Fine! One last place, okay? Promise?” Jenn asked plaintively. He was getting tired, though he had to admit that it had been a thrill to go into a lot of the places that he’d been barred from entering just the day before.
“Jeez, bunny, you know I’ve saved the best for last,” Sam said, grinning. Jenn grumbled a bit, envying the fact that the ferret didn’t seem to be feeling any of the copious quantities of alcohol that he’d imbibed. When they reached the doorway, Sam put a handle on it. “It’s one of their special nights, so place is going to be packed. You think you saw some awesome stuff at Meatlocker, you’re gonna lose your shit here.”
Jenn stared dubiously at the featureless black metal door with nothing more than a chrome-plated rigid handle on it. Next to it was a small card reader with a red LED shining on it. “This place. It doesn’t even have a name on the door, Sam. And it’s locked. Now I know you’re just fucking with me. Come on, let’s-” He stopped as Sam produced a card from his jacket pocket and pressed it to the reader. The LED turned green and the door let out an audible click. “Oookay, not creepy at all.”
Sam let out a sound somewhere between a giggle and one of his species’ distinctive dooks, and pulled the door open, gesturing for Jenn to go in first. The sight that greeted him was, initially, confusing. The foyer of whatever this place was was spotless, with bare white walls unadorned by even any signs. On the far side of the room though, there was an almost ornate looking oak door that looked like it would belong in a castle. Eight letters were stamped into the middle of the door, forming one word. ‘Foxwood’s’
As of tomorrow, I'm going to be back on track, with everyone gone, all the holiday stuff taken care of and just ready and raring to go.
4 and 5 of Really Rather Disproportionate will be done end of week, and I'm about to post the first part of Foxwood's - A Birthday To Remember not long after.
A little tease of that...
“Come on Jenn, one more place. I saved the best for last!” Sam barked, taking his friends hands into his and pulling. “You’re celebrating your nineteenth, you gotta see everything! And this place is fucking awesome.” The ferret dooked excitedly as he began pulling him toward a nondescript looking door that stood between a curry restaurant and a Chinese buffet on the edge of was was considered Toronto’s gay village.
Jenn sighed a bit and shook his head in wonderment at how animated and excited his roommate was, even after having had four times the alcohol that Jenn himself had before declaring himself done. He’d never really liked how it made him feel, but he had conceded the point when Sam had said it was a tradition for queer guys from Toronto South Tech to go out to Church Street’s village on their birthday. He and the ferret had spent at least an hour at every single one of the five major bars there, but the whole time Sam had said the big surprise was still coming. Given all the leather and buckles he’d seen at Meatlocker, he couldn’t imagine what could be more surprising than that.
“Fine. Fine! One last place, okay? Promise?” Jenn asked plaintively. He was getting tired, though he had to admit that it had been a thrill to go into a lot of the places that he’d been barred from entering just the day before.
“Jeez, bunny, you know I’ve saved the best for last,” Sam said, grinning. Jenn grumbled a bit, envying the fact that the ferret didn’t seem to be feeling any of the copious quantities of alcohol that he’d imbibed. When they reached the doorway, Sam put a handle on it. “It’s one of their special nights, so place is going to be packed. You think you saw some awesome stuff at Meatlocker, you’re gonna lose your shit here.”
Jenn stared dubiously at the featureless black metal door with nothing more than a chrome-plated rigid handle on it. Next to it was a small card reader with a red LED shining on it. “This place. It doesn’t even have a name on the door, Sam. And it’s locked. Now I know you’re just fucking with me. Come on, let’s-” He stopped as Sam produced a card from his jacket pocket and pressed it to the reader. The LED turned green and the door let out an audible click. “Oookay, not creepy at all.”
Sam let out a sound somewhere between a giggle and one of his species’ distinctive dooks, and pulled the door open, gesturing for Jenn to go in first. The sight that greeted him was, initially, confusing. The foyer of whatever this place was was spotless, with bare white walls unadorned by even any signs. On the far side of the room though, there was an almost ornate looking oak door that looked like it would belong in a castle. Eight letters were stamped into the middle of the door, forming one word. ‘Foxwood’s’
Commission Available!
Posted a year agoAnd with Really Rather Disproportionate Chapter 3 posted, I am open for commissions!
Though the preponderance of my stories is in the weird, insecty tentacle egg-laying weirdness kind of scale, I am willing to explore other themes and honestly, would very much like to. And so this commission is open for ANY pairing, with the following content hard 'nos'.
Solid and semisolid body waste
Heavy musk/sweat
Excessive cruelty
Diapers and ABDL in general
Underaged characters
Intellectually disabled characters
Medium to extreme gore
Nullification
Rule 34
Pro-Nazi / Fascist narratives
The cost is negotiable, but a base 3-4k word tale is $80 USD. Longer will be more expensive. A simple PwP 'porn without plot' story would be 2-2.5k words and cost $50 USD. This amounts to the approximate length of the chapters in my serial/ongoing stories.
So, here's the process involved. My TOS will follow, but we'll hammer out details.
How to Order
1. When open for commissions, approach me by DM or through the method indicated on the related post. Detail the basics of what you would like, include character information, basic plot, theme. Be as specific as you can. By taking this step, you are agreeing to all terms and conditions as laid out in this document.
2. If I agree to the preliminary idea, I'll have you contact me via Discord or Telegram so we can chat. Once we've fleshed out the details of the story you would like, and I have a better idea of the overall length and scope of the project. I will work up a basic synopsis. If you approve, we will settle on price. Do not pay me yet!
3. I will write 1-2 pages of the tale. This gives me the chance to figure out if the story will flow properly and help me decide if I can complete the story. If / when I feel confident that I can complete the commission, I will ask for payment.
4. I will periodically contact you with progress updates, and any questions or clarifications I may need. Included will be snippets and paragraphs of the prose. Should you find yourself unsatisfied with the in-progress prose to the point you wish to cancel the commission, you will only receive a refund based on how much of the project is completed.
5. Within 30 days of payment, I will deliver the first draft. It will have gone through a basic proofread. Upon delivery of the first draft, there will be no refunds.
5. Basic edits, proofreading and editing are included as part of the commission. Large, sweeping changes that require extensive rewrites will not be possible without additional payment. Once the final product is approved, it will be posted publicly on FA, SoFurry, Weasyl, etc. You are welcome to post the story on your own pages, of course.
Payment
Payment is only required on completion of Step 3.
Payment before Step 3 is complete CAN be refunded at your expense if we do not pass Step 3.
All prices listed are in USD, despite me being in Canada.
Payment is exclusively through Paypal everywhere except Canada.
Canadian residents may pay an agreed upon price in CAD through e-transfer.
Notice
By issuing a commission, you are granting an indefinite exclusive license for the produced story to be posted on any platform I choose, including future new platforms (if E621 ever gets off their ass and does stories, for instance). I also reserve the right to place this story in a collection for physical sale or ebook release. You are permitted to post this story anywhere but Inkbunny.
Though the preponderance of my stories is in the weird, insecty tentacle egg-laying weirdness kind of scale, I am willing to explore other themes and honestly, would very much like to. And so this commission is open for ANY pairing, with the following content hard 'nos'.
Solid and semisolid body waste
Heavy musk/sweat
Excessive cruelty
Diapers and ABDL in general
Underaged characters
Intellectually disabled characters
Medium to extreme gore
Nullification
Rule 34
Pro-Nazi / Fascist narratives
The cost is negotiable, but a base 3-4k word tale is $80 USD. Longer will be more expensive. A simple PwP 'porn without plot' story would be 2-2.5k words and cost $50 USD. This amounts to the approximate length of the chapters in my serial/ongoing stories.
So, here's the process involved. My TOS will follow, but we'll hammer out details.
How to Order
1. When open for commissions, approach me by DM or through the method indicated on the related post. Detail the basics of what you would like, include character information, basic plot, theme. Be as specific as you can. By taking this step, you are agreeing to all terms and conditions as laid out in this document.
2. If I agree to the preliminary idea, I'll have you contact me via Discord or Telegram so we can chat. Once we've fleshed out the details of the story you would like, and I have a better idea of the overall length and scope of the project. I will work up a basic synopsis. If you approve, we will settle on price. Do not pay me yet!
3. I will write 1-2 pages of the tale. This gives me the chance to figure out if the story will flow properly and help me decide if I can complete the story. If / when I feel confident that I can complete the commission, I will ask for payment.
4. I will periodically contact you with progress updates, and any questions or clarifications I may need. Included will be snippets and paragraphs of the prose. Should you find yourself unsatisfied with the in-progress prose to the point you wish to cancel the commission, you will only receive a refund based on how much of the project is completed.
5. Within 30 days of payment, I will deliver the first draft. It will have gone through a basic proofread. Upon delivery of the first draft, there will be no refunds.
5. Basic edits, proofreading and editing are included as part of the commission. Large, sweeping changes that require extensive rewrites will not be possible without additional payment. Once the final product is approved, it will be posted publicly on FA, SoFurry, Weasyl, etc. You are welcome to post the story on your own pages, of course.
Payment
Payment is only required on completion of Step 3.
Payment before Step 3 is complete CAN be refunded at your expense if we do not pass Step 3.
All prices listed are in USD, despite me being in Canada.
Payment is exclusively through Paypal everywhere except Canada.
Canadian residents may pay an agreed upon price in CAD through e-transfer.
Notice
By issuing a commission, you are granting an indefinite exclusive license for the produced story to be posted on any platform I choose, including future new platforms (if E621 ever gets off their ass and does stories, for instance). I also reserve the right to place this story in a collection for physical sale or ebook release. You are permitted to post this story anywhere but Inkbunny.
COVID and stuff
Posted a year agoHey everybody I just wanted to say that I am still here. My usual writing time has been disrupted because everybody is sick except for me and even I got a little bit ill. I haven't had the energy to write or the inclination other than a little bit for
kaidavali
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I'm back on track to work and you should see something within a few days. The general completion of Really Rather Disproportionate.
I'm sorry for a little break in the productivity and I probably should have said something but I've just been so low energy it's not funny.

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I'm back on track to work and you should see something within a few days. The general completion of Really Rather Disproportionate.
I'm sorry for a little break in the productivity and I probably should have said something but I've just been so low energy it's not funny.
The Project
Posted 2 years agoWhile taking a break from Really Rather Disproportionate, I've expanded on the idea from A New Toy. I've been wanting to attract a bit more attention that isn't just bugs and tentacles and slime, and I DO love rubber and latex. So, right now I'm working on 'Wearing Misha'.
The vixen who owns Purgatory, a club in one of the previous stories, makes a return, but they aren't a vixen this time. Sleek and tall, he is himself covered in latex of black and navy blue. It's the first real indication that Misha is more than just the propietor. They are a demigod of pleasure and passion, of hidden desires and surrender. And they want to claim someone new to take back to Purgatory.
Keep an eye out. 750 words this morning.
The vixen who owns Purgatory, a club in one of the previous stories, makes a return, but they aren't a vixen this time. Sleek and tall, he is himself covered in latex of black and navy blue. It's the first real indication that Misha is more than just the propietor. They are a demigod of pleasure and passion, of hidden desires and surrender. And they want to claim someone new to take back to Purgatory.
Keep an eye out. 750 words this morning.