Heyo. In celebration of 1000 FA watches, I'm gonna hold on an art raffle of this journal. This is how it's gonna work:

-Comment below saying the words "Float Bloat". That's how I'll know you want in the raffle.
-You must be watching me in order to participate in the raffle.
-A winner will be chosen at random.
-The winner of this raffle will have a free commission of their character + one of my characters, doing whatever they'd like (Within reason. Look through my gallery to find out whats okay).
-The raffle ends 24 hours after receiving 1000 watches.

If you'd like to participate, please read the rules before commenting below :v

What??? Coming up on 1000 watches??? How could this be???

Might do a little raffle thing for such a FESTIVE OCCASSION, but I dunno yet :v

But anyway, preemptive thanks guys ✌️

I made a discord server so join if you'd like to???

SimplifyPM#9495

Ask for link :v

What do you wanna see more of? Because despite having 900 something watches, people don't generally seem interested in the stuff being posted?

Just wanted to know what everyone else would be interested in seeing more of.

Go paint an egg. You deserve it.

Time for another poll. This month's contenders (or victims, depending on who wins this time around) are Merlyn the Delphox and Vanilla the Lopunny. Now, these two don't normally see eye-to-eye, in fact, you could say that they flat-out abhor eachother... And that's where this month's theme comes in... One of these two is gonna get a rather large object shoved into where the sun don't shine, but the shover and the shovee are all dependent on who gets the most votes... As well as what object gets crammed up their tail-hole. I strongly suggest reading ALL the options of both voting polls before voting. :v

THIS IS A TWO PART VOTE. READ CAREFULLY. VOTING LINKS BELOW.

Vote for the victim here. Whoever gets the most votes gets the punishment:
https://strawpoll.com/d7exsy7

And vote for the object that gets to penetrate the victim:
https://strawpoll.com/41gff46

Just finished the last one for the last batch :v

COME GET THEM WHILE THEY ARE HOT

https://www.furaffinity.net/commissions/simplify6/

I hope your days are filled with goofs and tomfoolery.

Well, Ethan won by a landslide, so expect to see a commission with Carmen ft. Ethan sometime in April :v

All the previous Monthly Polls are caught up on, so theres nothing stopping us from doing the next! For this month... Carmen hasn't tormented a poor soul for a while now, so what better way to do that then with a victim 1/4 her size. Carmen's gonna SIT on the face of one of these unlucky(?) individuals:

>Aly (Snivy)
>Ethan (Eevee)
>Jake (Pancham)

Whoever gets the most votes has the honor of being pinned under Carmen's THIQQ. Vote here:
https://strawpoll.com/be9s736

If I haven't posted an alt version, don't ask about it. Thanks.

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Hey, it's time for another monthly request poll... This time, for March. The LAST TWO winners for the request poll are DAYS away from being completed, so no worries.

This month the theme is... Swimwear! Winters almost over and it's starting to warm up, so it's the perfect time to try out some sexy beach attire! This month, the candidates are as follows:

-Shelby (Floatzel)
-Carmen (Mienshao)
-Vanilla (Lopunny)

The winner of this poll will feature in a SEXY SWIMSUIT IMAGE. You can vote below:
http://www.strawpoll.me/12392151

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Had a big change of heart on the story commission thing. I hope those that were interested can understand.

What if I opened like, story commissions at around $10-20 for 5k words. How would that sound?

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/22376416/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/22376416/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/22376416/

Hey hey, it's about time for another request poll! The last one is still underway... I'm waiting for a VERY SPECIFIC artist to become available, so stay tuned for that. In the meantime, let's get started on the next one!

This month's theme is... Buster Face-Sitting! Buster is a Lucario, and he belongs to a good friendo of mine on SKYPE/Discord, and this month, the request poll is all about him SAT on. Here is an image of him:

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/21525875/

For the poll, you'll have a total of four options to choose from... Four lovely ladies willing (Or not willing), to take a seat on Buster's big dumb face. Here are the choices (All female):

1). Marie (Sylveon)

2). Aly (Snivy)

3). Fae (Aggron)

4). Merlyn (Delphox)

The voting link is here:
http://www.strawpoll.me/12167476

Whoever gets the most votes will feature in an image with the mentioned theme. Happy voting!

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/22199098/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/22199098/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/22199098/

Hey hey, it's about time for another request poll. The December poll is still underway, but I figured that I might as well start the poll for the next month. Unlike the last one, this month's theme is NSFW and FETISHY.

Shelby and Sarah are pretty notorious for their bowel problems. They have both been rather backed up lately... And are pretty overdue for a "clean-out". For this month, one of these two gals will be subjugated to an enema... But it'S up to you to decide which one gets the special treatment.

Vote here:
http://www.strawpoll.me/12005138

The winner will feature in a monthly image with the above theme from a to-be-decided artist. Happy voting!

No more gorilla memes.

JINGLE JANGLE

What type of stuff do you watch for? By that I mean like the vanilla stuffor one of the more fetishy things

https://youtu.be/kFcLl3PqqGg

Timestamps 3:20 & 6:19.

She's pretty rad.