WHEW OKAY I'M DONE FOR TONIGHT.

i just refound "Warriors of Virtue"

omg real life furries would be scary as shit

like. damn. also, the rippers from "Tank Girl" movie suuuuuuuuck and are also scary

why are mutant kangaroos so popular?

WANT ART? Well...

Think you have something cool that I'd like? Have certificates or store credit relevant to my interests?

I will draw for these things, taking them as forms of payment.

I hate seeing things thrown away (I troll Goodwill regularly), so ask me if you think you have something.

---Things I like/want are but NOT limited to:---

BOOKS:

TANK GIRL COMICS!
WATCHMEN
ZOT

picture books
childrens books
folio books
scientific books
text books with lots of pictures
psychology
sociology
theology
dated "Growing Up" type books for teens
hobby books
knitting/sewing guides
pet books
comic books
graphic novels
Illustrative anthologies
Art related magazines

Steven King (not Dark Tower, Stand, Green Mile, Pet Semetary {already have})
Chuck Pallaniuk (not Invisible Monsters, Haunted, Survivor, Choke {already have})

I'll try new things! Things I like include: horror, gore, thriller, romance, sex, good vs. evil, sci-fi, fantasy, humor, parody, satire, dark humor.

vinyl records
well-made old frames/moulding
artwork
art prints
art folios
computer equipment/peripherals
ceramics
hand made art
folk art
endearing kitsch
offensive kitsch
art supplies
DVDs
etc

CLEANED ANIMAL PARTS:

skulls
bones
pelts
tails
taxidermy mounts
taxidermy tools

CAT THINGS for mah babbies!:

Toys
kitty furniture
Advantage/Revolution drops
unopened treats
etc

Gift Certificates, Coupons, Vouchers, Store Credit, etc for locations with:
sporting goods
clothes
groceries
restaurants
kitchen wares
art supplies
etc

Drop a comment if you think you have anything worth bartering =D

SOOOOOO anyone else going to be a lonely, looserly, party pooper, not going to nameless convention?

omg sushi high -.-

mmmmmmmmmmmmmm....


,,,mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

if you are in the Charlotte area, 1300 South Blvd - Nikko's.

Butterface BADGES: 4" by 6" on illustration board; mixed media, collaborations between  sonderjen and myself. $20, free shipping.

Butterface ICONS: 400^2 pixels; digital, collaborations between  sonderjen and myself. $10

Butterface SKETCHES :: These will be comparable to the pro bono ones scattered throughout my gallery::

Busts are $5; I'd be willing to do full bodied, or secondary themed sketches for $10-20 dollars. If you would like the hard copy of these, let me know in advance (otherwise I BE MESSAY).

I love doing these, and I believe they bring joy to all that see them. SO, spread the word, please!

 sonderjen and I have a pretty weird, maybe unique, collaborative style, and we are offering commissions, suited to all budgets and tastes. Contact either  sonderjen or myself via note to inquire!

 sonderjen compiled a little advertisement here: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1283436/

Apparently, it's more common than you'd think!

As many of you know, mine and  sonderjen's cat, Terra, has had asthma for almost a year. The other two cats go into little coughing fits of their own about once a month.
And now, since working from home, sonderjen's been feeling worse on his allergies.

And the diagonal downstairs neighbor told us, Oh, we used to live right under you, but there was mold on the walls so we were moved just next door.

!!!

Then I saw a Mystery Diagnosis show where this woman was chronically ill for almost a whole year - she had two kids and husband with no symptoms. Turns out, their entire shared wall with their neighbors was fucking INVESTED with mold, and she was just the most sensitive.

So, I'm thinking... asthma.. terra... jon... mold...terra?... jon... me not sick... neighbors... mold.

OMG WUT IF WE HAVE MOLD.

So I called the manager of the apartments - she got back to us today and said that to even do a mold sweep, whether it's positive or negative, we needed to move out. SIGH

So, in the interest of HOPE, we're packing everything up (AFTER WE FINALLY FUCKING GOT IT THE WAY WE WANTED IT) and moving two apartments over. Luckily, big strong men are going to help us. Better fucking help.

Anyways, moving happens on Monday - packing is happening now.

Check out my auctions before they end! Starting prices range from just EIGHT to TWELVE dollars! Real media, on thick, artist paper!

http://www.furbid.ws/cgi-bin/auctio.....ller=Sickeleye

Super low starting price of EIGHT BUCKS.

http://www.furbid.ws/cgi-bin/auctio.....item=232344761

Who's your favorite MIXED MEDIA and/or ASSEMBLAGE artist? LINKS PREEZE!

There will be an extension to OCT 20th!!!

Ya'll better earn this!!! WE NEED MORE ENTRIES!!

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/180749/

THE BUTTERFACE CONTEST ENDS ON THE 15th!!!!!

Link your entries and get details at the original journal: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/180749/

Don't forget to enter the BUTTERFACE CONTEST, people! Details here:

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/180749/

REMEMBER, the more entries, the greater your chances are of snagging an awesome prize! =D

I made a photobucket account, just so I could show ya'll my cats =3

http://s182.photobucket.com/albums/.....0/notquitesos/

Alright, a Butterface Contest!

For those who don't know, and a reminder for those who do, "Everything's good, but 'er face," refers to a female with less than desirable facial features, though she might have a smokin' body. Hence, 'Butterface.' The creatures I've create have surpassed this unfortunate condition, into the realm of inherit and accidental deformity, disease, and retardation. 'Butterface' is now just a kind nick-name.

((Look through my gallery to see the evolution of Butterfaces!))

The responses I've received on these images have been absolutely encouraging, and I have a ball reinvisioning familiar faces.

But I think it's time to pass the torch, or at least spread the bug, and invite YOU to share your own 'Butterface' creation, in the form of a friendly contest!

~~

The prizes for winning such a contest will be original artwork by myself! Details are as follows:

1st Place: A fully rendered illustration of your original Butterface creation, or of your original character! This image will be at least 9" x 12"

2st place: A fully rendered illustration of your original Butterface creation, or of your original character! This image will be at least 8" x 10"

3rd place: A simple bust illustration of your original Butterface creation, or of your original character! This image will be at least 5" x 8"

Runner ups!: A simple illustration of my choosing!

Now, another element of prize winning has to do with the number of valid submissions there are (and you may enter as many times as you like!): if this proves to be an awesomely competitive contest, the dimensions of the winning prizes will increase significantly, and the options of media will also expand! The available slots for winners and runner ups could increase, so it's in your best interest to SPREAD THE WORD!

~~

'How do I play?!' is what you should be asking, so here's the rules:

Entry file: Visual entries may be in the form of a clean scan or clear photograph, and a manageable size! jpg, gif, png, are accepted.

Typed entries (YES, I will be accepting short stories for this contest!!) may be pdf, doc, etc, whatever file type you choose must maintain your written format (I won't read entries that are one giant paragraph! My eyes can't take it!)

Craft: Clean your fuzzies, touch up your files, spell check and proof read. Duh.

Concept and Technique: Originality, execution, and artistic merit will be the elements most heavily judged. Use your noodles to come up with something brilliantly grotesque! Your goal is to make me go, "WTF!?!?!" and then laugh my ass off! Or give me nightmares! Make me remember your entry!

Reveal how your Butterface came to be that way, illustrate him in his natural surroundings, or simply showcase his monstrosity! Be creative in your approach, and keep pushing the envelope!

EDIT::AS OF NOW, DEADLINE IS OCTOBER 20TH!!!! LINK YOUR ENTRIES TO THIS JOURNAL!!!! GOGOGOGO!!!

Would anyone participate?

I can take on a few commissions before the school semester starts.

Here is a list of some of the styles I can work with quickly and enjoy. I am willing to quote anything, though, from pencils to acrylic, so if you'd like something other than what's listed, please inquire.

$15 ( http://www.furaffinity.net/view/600633/ ) -roughly 5" x 8"

$30 ( http://www.furaffinity.net/view/447878/ ) -roughly 11" x 14" (buyer must be willing to forgive sketchy pen marks ~.^ )

$10-$50 ( http://www.furaffinity.net/view/465457/ ) - Any standard size buyer wishes, up to 14" x 17"

$35 ( http://www.furaffinity.net/view/465457/ ) - This price is for single characters only, no larger than 8"x6". For larger/more complicated, request unique quote.

Please note me if you're interested! This is an open invitation with no cap off (at present).

Okay, finally back from vacation, and reading "...Deathly Hallows" - I knew it would be oh too dangerous to participate in intarnets until I'd finished that.

We just got a new KITTEN!!!!!11 He's tiny and orange with white half-socks.

The poor thing needs a name because sonderjen won't accept any of the names I've picked out.

SO, help think of NAMES FOR TINY SPUNKY ORANGE KITTEN =D

EDIT: Okay, his name is now 'Fry', in a nod to Burger, and for love of Futurama.

I'm all a sudden giddy and excited 83 Can't wait for HP7!

I'm not usually dorky/OBSESSIVE but these books are addicting in the worst way =(

I hope the next movie doesn't suck *muse*

if you aren't going to one of the best... just don't go.

Anyone have any positive stories to tell about their own experiences?

C'mon guys, I wanna get rid of this thing - no shipping charge! It's super cute and clean lookin'

http://www.furbid.ws/cgi-bin/auctio.....item=232331496

how many people you know have little stars tattooed behind one or both of their ears? and not in the nautical way, but in the 90's Saturday morning cartoon shitting rainbows way. I count two and half.

She's home now! She seems a little shaken, but loving. She just started hacking and salivation, though.. don't know what that means..

uh, Terra, sonderjen and my kitty-kitty, has a bit of intestinal blockage.. vet said, "Yup, her colon's full!" O.O

So, she's being held over night and through tomorrow so she can have ENEMAS (yes, PLURAL of ENEMA, as in, MULTIPLE ENEMAS) - POOR KITTY.

So, send luck her way.

Send luck to Terra's asshole.

Here's a picture of pretty pretty Terra so you'll love her more:

http://www.love-whore.com/images/tarradigital.jpg

MOAR

http://www.love-whore.com/images/terradigi2.jpg