Just a heads up to everyone who's commissioned a "Dollar Sketch," and to those you have enjoyed them: they've started to (understandably) take over my gallery, so I'm going to move the older ones into Scraps.

As far as I know, this doesn't change their url or modify the comments/favorites at all.

I am still going to upload new ones into the Gallery so everyone has a chance to see them, and after a little while move them over.

I'll be keeping highlights of them as examples in the main gallery.

Thanks!

All future commissioners should read this before formulating their request

The following is a compiled list of things that I will not draw for money (that is, to a commissioner's specifications.)

NO (sexual fetish):

Scat
Inflation
tickling
Non-morphic animals
Unbirthing
Vore
smelly things
toddlercon
fat fur (the fetish/beyond human limits kind)
hyperbolic genitals/breasts (exception: Monsters/Mythicals)
utters/multiple breasts (exception: Monsters/Mythicals)

NO (subject):

Copyright Characters/Styles
Mary Sues
Species from Copyright worlds (case by case basis)
Your character with my character
Hyper-realism
Complex machinery/armor/architecture/etc
Overly complicated bondage
Extensive backgrounds
Money Shots/excessive fluids


AND NOW FOR A TWIST!

Things I am Very Comfortable Drawing:

Tasteful Nudes
Naughty Nakedness
Sensuality
Loving Sexuality
Rape
Drugs
Confinement/hostage
Dominant/Submissive/Master/Slave
Mild Torture
Bondage
Body modifications
Scars/disfigurements
horror scenarios (including blood and gore)
Illustrations based on original fiction
Social Commentary
Any body type (within human limits, exception: monsters/mythicals)
Monsters/deformities
Strange/underrepresented mythical creatures
Your character in context of the "Mhadrian" universe


To expand more thoroughly, I am not a "fetish" artist.

I enjoy exploring meaningful, plausible, and chilling sexuality through my work, and I enjoy the work of others who do the same. I am not limited to sexual subject matter, though I find it compelling at this point in my life. If I'm able to please others whilst enjoying myself, then that's great. That's the biggest reason why I offer commissions, that others may appreciate a personalized piece.

Before you consider me, take a browse through my gallery to get a feeling for my work and the limits I am comfortable with.

I am willing to try new things, so if you have an idea that is not in my "DO WANT LIST", but doesn't appear in my "YES" list, just ask! The worst that can happen is I call you a disgusting horrible perver- I MEAN I'll politely decline.

Satire clause: I am willing to draw some of the no-no's in a manner that makes me LAUGH MY ASS OFF. For this, I have provided this "Satire clause." If you'd like a funny/satirical commission concerning a no-no subject, let me hear it, and we'll see.

It's finally happened: I need to consider creating a list of things I won't/don't wanna draw for money. And here I thought I would never be such a close-minded conformist. SIIIGH.

Okay, people - you need to help me, as I've tried to hide myself from all the most horrible and laughable: Remind me of what is most horrible in the furry world that I might compile a list of things I WILL NOT DRAW.

Halp, and GOGOGOGO

I like looking back through my gallery and stored art to see what my tendencies are, and how I've grown, etc.

Comment with a piece from your own gallery, and explain what about it still evokes a response from you.

oh fuck i have to open at work tomorrow. i should have just turned in my two weeks and gotten this shit over with. okay, next week is my last week no matter what. but i would fucking lol if they forgot/tried to fuck me and added me turkey week. fuck you, bitches, i'm gone.


i am not a morning person -.-

OKAY watching the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre at TWO IN THE MORNING ALL ALONE WAS A BAD IDEA

Before that I watched The Innocents, Dead Zone, and Pin.

IF I can get someone to watch with me, I'll watch The Ring tonight with all the lights off mmmmmm.

SO I HAVE AN ESSAY DUE ON MONDAY. AGAIN.

However, this class is set up so that one only has to complete 4 of 6 essays of their choice. I didn't do the first essay, we're on the fourth. I really wanted to save my last freebie for the end of the year, when shit might really start piling up.

But in order to complete this upcoming essay, due on Monday, I'd have to read 190 pages between now and at least Sunday morning, while preparing the essay, then somehow write the essay before Monday at 5, keeping in mind I work Saturday, have stuff to draw, it's Halloween weekend, and am slow as MOOOLLLLAAAASSSSES.

I MUST DECIDE

EDIT: I HAVE DECIDED

I will NOT do essay 4 for Monday. I WILL continue reading in order to be caught up with all readings meant for Test 2, and that I might be more prepared and less stressed for Essays 5 and 6. FIN

Vote No on Prop 8 because GEORGE TAKEI FINALLY GOT MARRIED <3<3<3 It's so cute SO DON'T FUCK IT UP

http://www.georgetakei.com/

i hate them HATE THEEEEEM

by tomorrow (Monday) at 3:30 i must research for, start, and finish a 3 to 4 page paper (double spaced) paper, then another essay of longer length will be due next Monday. And then MORE ALWAYS MORE.

I'M SORRY I'M NEVER AROUND D=

Another note, I did put in my two weeks notice, uh, two weeks ago, with the proviso that I'd be available for up to ten hours a week for the following three weeks so that they don't, you know, fucking fall-apart while training three new people.

(and also leaving them on a good note in case, you know, i have to go crawling back at some point [DON'T LAUGH because I've seen about five people or so quit and then at some point get hired again])

SO HOPEFULLY that means that school work will become less daunting AND i will be able to work on commissions!!!

To my commissioners: you guys fucking ROCK, you are all very PATIENT, and I appreciate it infinitely!

And if you aren't patient.... hang in there! =D

SOLD THANK YOU

SOLD THANK YOU <3<3<3<3<3<3

oh my holy fucking god

ffffff my eyes were BUGGING out of my head the WHOLE movie.

I was prompted to download it as it was mentioned in my History of the New South class; I want to become more familiar with my current hometown, and, indeed, with the history of the whole nation, so I watched it AS ANY GOOD CITIZEN SHOULD.


and holy fucking god, I made every face they have an emoticon for. and some they do not.

and oh my fucking god, i lol'd.

EDIT: Okay, thank you everyone for the input! I'm gunna think about it over the weekend, seeing as how my boss isn't in till Monday anyway.

'Dollar Commissions' are temporarily closed.


YOU MUST READ AND AGREE TO EVERYTHING IN THIS POST TO MAINTAIN A SLOT:

"Dollar Commissions" are rough graphite drawings rendered on printer paper.

Busts: $6
Full Figures: $12
Couples: $20

See my gallery and scraps for over 50 examples!

A 300 dpi scan of the sketch will be available to all commissioners. These will *not* be shipped, unless commissioner agrees to pay an additional $2.50 s/h fee.

No review/preliminary sketch is given, only the final product.

Disclaimer: I am in my senior year of college - while I am proceeding as quickly as possible, school comes first, and I can make no deadline agreements. Please be patient with me, as I do take my time and expend equal effort on every piece!

Please send Paypal payment (PLEASE PLEASE PUT YOUR USERNAME IN THE SUBJECT FIELD) to: jessj2[at]comporium.net

AGAIN: PUT YOUR FA USERNAME IN THE SUBJECT FIELD

PLEASE <3

You may give me your references/descriptions in the comments here, via note, and/or in the comments of your Paypal payment.

READ THIS JOURNAL TO ENSURE YOUR REQUESTED SUBJECT MATTER IS ACCEPTABLE: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/523566/

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Status List: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/540040/

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Past "Dollar Commission" journal: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/437582/

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AGAIN, PAYPAL: jessj2[at]comporium.net

OKAY. AS FAR AS I KNOW, I'M DONE WITH THE FIRST BATCH OF "DOLLAR COMMISSIONS" YAAAAAAY!

HOWEVER: I did receive massive amounts of notes and emails and paypal payments and some of them did not have usernames attached. Matching everything up as been a bit of work.

THEREFORE, if you KNOW you PAID for a "Dollar Commission", and haven't yet received one, LET ME KNOW! I MIGHT VERY WELL HAVE MISSED IT! (I'm not proud of that, lawl, but I admit it!)

BIG SCANS: Every sketch I did I saved a 300dpi .jpeg of it! If you wanted the hi-res scan, please comment with your email AND the link of the sketch, and I'll get that to you asap!!

ANYTHING ELSE, PLEASE ASK!!!

SPREAD THE WORD

http://www.brosbeforehos2008.com

AND PDF FOR FLYERS

http://www.brosbeforehos2008.com/flyers.pdf

OH MY HOLY GOD IT'S SO AWESOME!!

MY NEW AVATAR IS BY !!!!!!!!!

my spanish teacher made us sign up for both comiqs.com, and voki.com. I FEEL SO VIOLATED. We had to write a dialogue type comic, then save it, and give someone else our link, and then we had to correct each other spelling/grammatical errors whatever BUT HERE I WAT I DID:

http://comiqs.com/comics/HkTuYwbI9y1/


have i mentioned i've only taken spanish for 2 weeks? IMPRESSIVE I KNOW

Tell me something I should know.


sleepy time now,

1. How old will you be in five years?
I'll be twenty seven.

2. Who did you spend at least two hours with today?
Spent the whole day with , except for my three hour nap that I just awoke from. o.o;

3. How tall are you?
5'9" ish. It's never the same.

4. What do you look forward to most in the next six weeks?
Whew.. uhm.. nothing in particular. I've still got another year of school left, my job is steady, my relationship is steady... I'm boring.

5. What's the last movie you saw?
The last movie in theaters I saw was Wall-E, the last movie I saw on my 40 inch flat panel was Citizen Kane.

6. Who was the last person you called?
, to help me bring in groceries from the car.

7. Who was the last person to call you?
A co-worker, while I was napping, so I took the voicemail. And then someone else called and left a voicemail... aaaand I listened to it, and erased it, and now totally don't remember who it was.

8. What was the last text message you received?
asking What's for dinner?

9. Who was the last person to leave you a voicemail?
As mentioned above.

10. Do you prefer to call or text?
A text preceding a phone call is nice, because, well, sometimes I don't have the attention span for a call, BUT WHEN I DO, I can talk for hours.

11. What were you doing at 12am last night?
Learning to play Half-Life 2 while screamed over my shoulder.

12. Are your parents married/divorced?
Married.

13. When did you last see your mom?
Sometime in April when my folks and 17 year old brother came to visit, and help us with the apartment! AWWW!!! =3 I wasn't able to visit CO this summer, which sucked. Plane tickets are just too high, and I couldn't leave work for that long.

14. What color are your eyes?
Bluish-greyish-blah.

15. What time did you wake up today?
Noon-ish

16. What are you wearing right now?
A black shirt with Pacman and a blue ghost that says "back in the day" which has a stain of yellow paint right around the left nipple, so it looks like I've spilled mustard on myself. On my nipple. Also, pink undies.

17. What is your favorite Christmas song?
omg I love Christmas Songs!!! Carol of the Bells, Do You Hear What I Hear?, and The First Noel are some of my favorites =3

18. Where is your favorite place to be?
In a quiet place with my favorite people.

19. Where is your least favorite place to be?
In a classroom with noone I know, and a douchebag/boring teacher.

20. Where would you go if you could go anywhere?
Anywhere? Probably would still go to CO.

21. Where do you think you'll be in 10 years?
I don't see anything that far o.O Hopefully in a HOUSE, with an art-related job, and TONS OF CATS =DDDD

22. Do you tan or burn?
Well, uh, I'm not generally outside, and when I am, I slather on sunscreen, but it's always a hit and miss kinda thing. A little of both, I suppose.

23. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
....E.T the extra-terrestrial T_T He scared the SHIT OUTTA ME. I would watch the movie at my granma's house, and make a fort around myself with dozens of pillows, with just my eyes poking out. And at night, my closet doors had to be WIDE OPEN so I could see inside at all times. My neighbor chased me through her house with her ET doll once D=

24. What was the last thing that really made you laugh?
I was crying when , and her husband Casey, and I went to a comedy club a few months ago. =D Otherwise, I laugh a lot all the time =DDD

25. How many TVs do you have in your house?
In our apartment, we have two, but only the large one in the living-room is actually plugged in. NOW AT MY PARENTS HOUSE.. *counts* 7 or 8. LITERALLY. Basically one in every room with three walls.

26. How big is your bed?
and I sleep in a Full. Yeah, really. We both downgraded from queens.

27. Do you have a laptop or desktop computer?
I have a hand-me-down laptop THANK YOU CASEY OMG, but I often use 's desktop.

28. Do you sleep with or without clothes on?
Undies only.

29. What color are your sheets?
Black with little shiny stripes.

30. How many pillows do you sleep with?
We each sleep with two.

31. What is your favorite season?
Autumn in the South, Winter in the Northern-west.

33. What do you like about winter?
Winter in CO is generally very dry, so when it snows, it's still not suffocatingly cold. It's BEAUTIFUL to wake up to a winter wonder land =3

34. What do you like about the summer?
The green stuff, and the fresh foods, and the NO SCHOOL.

35. What do you like about spring?
A little warmer than cold ass Southern winter, and flowers.

36. How many states/provinces have you lived in?
Three: Born in Texas, moved to CO at nine, lived in SC since '04 for college.

37. What cities/towns have you lived in?
Rowlett, TX ; Centennial, CO (once Unincorporated Arapahoe County) ; Rock Hill, SC

38. Do you prefer shoes, socks, or bare feet?
Bare feet in the house, flip-flops if I can get away with it, but sneakers if there's going to be lots of walking.

39. Are you a social person?
If I'm comfortable.

40. What was the last thing you ate?
Ziti with krab alfredo.

41. What is your favorite restaurant?
Depends on atmosphere and food and company. My friends and I love to hit La Fondue at least once when I visit. For everyday kinda food, and I like Olive Garden.

42. What is your favorite ice cream?
COLD STONE PUMPKIN AND OMG IT'S ALMOST SEASON =DDD

43. What is your favorite dessert?
The chocolate chip cheesecake we make for Christmas ^^

44. What is your favorite kind of soup?
Clam chowder!

45. What kind of jelly do you like on your PB & J sandwich?
I hate jelly and jam, it must be Strawberry PRESERVES.

46. Do you like Chinese food?
I like GOOD Chinese food. Love their soups.

47. Do you like coffee?
I like GOOD coffee, but I still need to drink it with tons of sugar and cream.

48. How many glasses of water, a day, do you drink on average?
No enough. Sometimes none, sometimes a gallon o.O

49. What do you drink in the morning?
Usually, nothing. Because the "morning" is just the half hour or hour after I wake up and before I have to leave to get where I'm going (work, school, etc)

51. Do you sleep on a certain side of the bed?
I have to sleep on the right because likes the left.

52. Do you know how to play poker?
YES, and I <3 it.

53. Do you like to cuddle?
Uhm, I don't think I do in the "normal" sense. I like to slump against a warm body when watching movies and stuff. Or lay my legs over their lap =D

54. Have you ever been to Canada?
Not yet.

55. Do you have an addictive personality?
Not really. I have an IMPULSIVE personality.

56. Do you eat out or at home more often?
Out, because it usually tastes better and is easier. HOWEVER, I like to cook and love to grab fresh foods from the grocery store instead of spending the massive amounts of money it costs to go out.

58. Do you know anyone with the same birthday as you?
Casey and

59. Do you want kids?
Could be fun =D

60. Do you speak any other languages?
Uh, no. But I took Japanese for two years in high school, and am now in Spanish 1

61. Have you ever gotten stitches?
Once.

62. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?
uhm... not that I remember o.O

63. Do you prefer an ocean or a pool?
The ocean, BUT I HATES ALL THE PEOPLE.

64. Do you prefer a window seat or an aisle seats?
Aisle - more room to spread (read: ooze) out.

65. Do you know how to drive stick?
Noooo.. I'd be screwed when the zombie apocalypse comes D=

66. What is your favorite thing to spend money on?
What a question! I love being able to buy my friends things I think they'll like. When I spend money on myself, I like to get things framed. Because I'm lame like that.

67. Do you wear any jewelry 24/7?
Rings in my lip and ears, but I don't consider that "jewelry". More like, metal place holders ~.^.

68. What is your favorite TV show?
DEXTER OMG. We don't have TV anymore, so we have to download things.

69. Can you roll your tongue?
No.

70. Who is the funniest person you know?
I'm brain farting o.O

71. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
Not anymore - at home, stuffed animals and pillows overtook most of that queen bed I mentioned ^^;

72. What is the main ring tone on your phone?
"We Share Our Mother's Health" by The Knife.

73. Do you still have clothes from when you were little?
I don't, my parents might.

74. What red object is closest to you right now?
A fleece blanket absolutely COATED in cat hair.

75. Do you turn off the water while you brush your teeth?
I try to remember too.

76. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
The closets in the bedroom are in a small walkthrough hallway to the bathroom, and are on tracks, SO IT DOESN'T MATTER TO ME.

77. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of bees?
Uhm, wow, picking your own death HM LEMME THINK. I'm gunna go with bees because.. I've never been stung before, maybe I'm not allergic!.. o.O

78. Do you flirt a lot?
Not in the sexual sense. I'm trying to perfect my retail flirting, as I sell framing that is about 250 percent overpriced. Really.

79. What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
Ew nuggets. UH... honey bbq stuff if they have it.

80. What is your favorite food?
Amazing sushi will make me food-gasm. Also AVOCADOS and fresh, sweet fruit mmmmmmm

81. Can you change the oil on a car?
Uh, I'm not even sure how to CHECK the oil. SEE NOT SURVIVING THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE.

82. Have you ever gotten a speeding ticket?
I got my first at the end of August D= But I usually speed, and have been known to cruise at 100 mpg on the interstate SO I"M OKAY WITH $80 FOR 5 OVER IN A 25.

83. Have you ever run out of gas?
Yes D= Fortunately, I was able to pull off the road into a security filmed storage area, and waited there for to fill a gas can for me. I was on the phone with my mom while I waited, and assured her that I had enough sharp art supplies in my car to fend off a bad guy.

84. What is your usual bedtime?
I has none D= I try to get to bed before 4am.

85. What was the last book you read?
Just finished Gilgamesh this morning, last novel I finished was The Green Mile, and am in the middle of Forever Odd.

86. Do you read the newspaper?
Only when it's lying around and I'm bored. Like, at Starbucks or something.

87. Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
National Geographic.

89. Do you watch soap operas?
Uh no.

90. Do you dance in the car?
Uh no.

91. What radio station did you last listen to?
95.7 FM The Ride

92. Who is in the picture frame closest to you?
Uhm A cel of Vampire Princess Miyu =D

93. What was the last note you scribbled on a piece of paper?
A note to give to my co-worker when they came in the next morning.

94. What is your favorite candle scent?
Something musky =D Or Pumpkin spices

95. What is your favorite board game?
Scrabble and Sorry. I HATES MONOPOLY

97. When was the last time you attended church?
uuuhmm... when my dad's cousin's son got married many many years ago.

98. Who was your favorite teacher in high school?
Didn't really have one.

99. What is the longest you have ever camped out in a tent?
Three or four nights.

100. Who was the last person to do something extra special for you?
CASEY GAVE ME HIS OLD LAPTOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





WOW THAT TOOK WAY LONGER THAN IT SHOULD HAVE.

okay everyone thinks they're ADD when stuff is hard, but i've been suspecting it for the last year or two, aaaand

I COULD USE ME SOME TIME-RELEASED SPEED

I mean *seriously*, how fucking hard is it to balance just FIVE CLASSES, about 15 hours of retail job, 15-20 hours of art time, and relaxing/eating/sleeping time? APPARENTLY IT"S REALLY HARD. Because I'm frustrated and anxious just ONE WEEK into school.

I've always been a cruiser, never studied, relied on awesome skillz of omg LISTENING DURING THE LECTURES and aced most tests. I never did my homework. couldn't focus on it, didn't care, and when actually faced with OMG I HAVE TO DO RESEARCH, i fall apart and cry with anxiety. Over grabbing a few books and reading (then of course the hours it takes to write the stupid thing).

And of course, this is my senior year so all anxiety is compounded.

But when I'm anxious and upset, I just shut down instead of, you know, doing the goddamn work.

Anyways, I have to go see if the library will even let me in considering I totally kept a book all summer, and now they're emailing me with "LOST BOOK=$100! YOU PAY!".

http://www.craigslist.org/about/bes.....182862349.html


omg i fucking lol'd - I'm in TEARS I lol'd so hard!

I DUN CARE IF ITS OLD IM POSTING IT. ENJOY. I DEMAND IT.

*cries* I HATE SCHOOL AND I DUN WANNA GO D=

have to be in fucking spanish class at 11 am tomorrow >.< i'm never going to find a parting spot >.<

EDIT: I MEAN TODAY. IN LESS THAN SIX HOURS.

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Newest "Dollar Commissions" journal: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/480744/

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Sort of:

Anyone one just have ONE lonely dollar hanging out in their Paypal? JUST.. sitting there.. being useless.. because, on the internet, things is 'spensive, yo.

Would anyone like a pencil sketch, for say... a dollar? Just a cute little bust of your char? Kinda like these: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/594746/

...but it DOES NOT HAVE to be a Butterface - but it can be, if you want!

For FIVE dollars, still less than the cost of a combo meal, I'll sketch an entire figure.

I will provide commissioners with 300 dpi scan if desired.

ANYWAY, I'll do these until I get too busy.

In short:

$1 - pencil bust, sketch
$5 - full figure, sketch
$9 - couples, sketch

Please comment if you'd like one, then go ahead and send paypal payment to: jessj2 AT comporium DOT net

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UPDATE AS OF 22nd 2:30PM

HOLY CRAP I'm officially backlogged. It's a good thing!

But that does mean I've made a temporary cut off. Look for my comment below (Uh, not the one I fucked up on lol).

Basically anyone who has already piped up can still get a sketch, whether they've paid yet or not.

I may reopen these when I'm a little more caught up!

THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH!

H-hey! There's a little icon in the corner of thumbnails and it pops up the description!..


...how long have I overlooked that?