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Posted 16 years agoAaaaauuuuuuuuuuugh new icon, from http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2546928 , by 
MURRRRRRRRRRR SO AWESOME
MURRRRRRRRRRR SO AWESOME
I normally don't like ____, but that ____ is awesome!
Posted 16 years agoYeah.
So instead of realizing that you've been stereotyping, you chalk it up as an exception to the rule?
Yup, that's how it works.
READ: backhanded compliment
So instead of realizing that you've been stereotyping, you chalk it up as an exception to the rule?
Yup, that's how it works.
READ: backhanded compliment
Goofy sketching tip
Posted 16 years agoEver have it where you see the pose in your head, but the second you actually LOOK down at your paper, the thought is gone? Like the white scares it away, seriously o.O
Anyway, something that helps me: close you eyes - no really, DO EET. Close your eyes and do a loose blind gesture of the pose! You'll open your eyes and go, wtf is that, BUT you'll be able to pick out the important angles and strong lines that you did draw accurately =DD
Sometimes you need to do it a couple times, but this will help you get your thumbnail down, and help you focus. If you have good hand-eye coordination, you might be able to do most of your sketch like this!
/psa
Anyway, something that helps me: close you eyes - no really, DO EET. Close your eyes and do a loose blind gesture of the pose! You'll open your eyes and go, wtf is that, BUT you'll be able to pick out the important angles and strong lines that you did draw accurately =DD
Sometimes you need to do it a couple times, but this will help you get your thumbnail down, and help you focus. If you have good hand-eye coordination, you might be able to do most of your sketch like this!
/psa
$20 Linework + Digital Grayscale Commissions! CLOSED
Posted 16 years agoI'm offering THREE OKAY FOUR commissions along the lines of these:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2463495
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2422236
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2477580/
For $20, you may have up to two characters, rendered with broad brush linework, and simple digital grayscale. If you choose to only have one character, the shading will be a bit more detailed.
If you would like to add a third character, price will increase to $25.
To keep turn-around time short, NO preliminary sketches will be offered, just the final product.
A 300 dpi version of the image will be given to the commissioner.
No shipping is available for this item.
To Reserve a Slot:
First come first serve!
Comment to hold your place, THEN send me a note with your refs!
DO add personality/short background information! This HELPS ME A LOT!
DO suggest pose/mood/interaction!
After I 'Okay' you, I will officially place your name in a slot.
You must be able to pay via Paypal within the next few days.
OKAY GO!
Slots are CLOSED
1)
DONE
2)
DONE
3)
DONE
4)
DONE
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2463495
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2422236
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2477580/
For $20, you may have up to two characters, rendered with broad brush linework, and simple digital grayscale. If you choose to only have one character, the shading will be a bit more detailed.
If you would like to add a third character, price will increase to $25.
To keep turn-around time short, NO preliminary sketches will be offered, just the final product.
A 300 dpi version of the image will be given to the commissioner.
No shipping is available for this item.
First come first serve!
Comment to hold your place, THEN send me a note with your refs!
DO add personality/short background information! This HELPS ME A LOT!
DO suggest pose/mood/interaction!
After I 'Okay' you, I will officially place your name in a slot.
You must be able to pay via Paypal within the next few days.
OKAY GO!
Slots are CLOSED
1)
DONE2)
DONE3)
DONE4)
DONEIntaglio Artist Proofs FOR SALE
Posted 16 years agoSo remember this print?: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1056367/
I've had several artists proofs of it on consignment in a local boutique/gallery, but they haven't been moving very well so I decided to take them back.
They are now available directly from me, for $35.
For sale are ARTIST PROOFS of the above linked, and thus each one is a little different, and/or display imperfections that made them unsuitable for the final edition.
These are rather large, with enough border to mat/frame etc.
Each piece will be shipped FREE to anywhere in the continental US; an additional $5 will be required to for international shipping (sorry guys ;__; )
PLEASE SPREAD THE WORD (networking fail), and/or contact me via NOTE if you have questions or an offer <3
I've had several artists proofs of it on consignment in a local boutique/gallery, but they haven't been moving very well so I decided to take them back.
They are now available directly from me, for $35.
For sale are ARTIST PROOFS of the above linked, and thus each one is a little different, and/or display imperfections that made them unsuitable for the final edition.
These are rather large, with enough border to mat/frame etc.
Each piece will be shipped FREE to anywhere in the continental US; an additional $5 will be required to for international shipping (sorry guys ;__; )
PLEASE SPREAD THE WORD (networking fail), and/or contact me via NOTE if you have questions or an offer <3
AC JOURNAL NO. 404
Posted 16 years agoNot going.
THERE.
I'm glad I got that off my chest. Move along.
THERE.
I'm glad I got that off my chest. Move along.
$20 Linework + Digital Grayscale Commissions! CLOSED
Posted 16 years agoI'm offering THREE commissions along the lines of these:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2421570/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2422236/
For $20, you may have up to two characters, rendered with broad brush linework, and simple digital grayscale. If you choose to only have one character, the shading will be a bit more detailed.
If you would like to add a third character, price will increase to $25.
To keep turn-around time short, NO preliminary sketches will be offered, just the final product.
A 300 dpi version of the image will be given to the commissioner.
No shipping is available for this item.
To Reserve a Slot:
First come first serve!
Comment to hold your place, THEN send me a note with your refs!
DO add personality/short background information! This HELPS ME A LOT!
DO suggest pose/mood/interaction!
After I 'Okay' you, I will officially place your name in a slot.
You must be able to pay via Paypal within the next few days.
OKAY GO!
Slots are OPEN
1) DONE
2) DONE
3) DONE
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2421570/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2422236/
For $20, you may have up to two characters, rendered with broad brush linework, and simple digital grayscale. If you choose to only have one character, the shading will be a bit more detailed.
If you would like to add a third character, price will increase to $25.
To keep turn-around time short, NO preliminary sketches will be offered, just the final product.
A 300 dpi version of the image will be given to the commissioner.
No shipping is available for this item.
To Reserve a Slot:
First come first serve!
Comment to hold your place, THEN send me a note with your refs!
DO add personality/short background information! This HELPS ME A LOT!
DO suggest pose/mood/interaction!
After I 'Okay' you, I will officially place your name in a slot.
You must be able to pay via Paypal within the next few days.
OKAY GO!
Slots are OPEN
1)
DONE2)
DONE3)
DONEBUT HOW WILL BADDRAGON PEDDLE THEIR DILDOS NOW?
Posted 16 years agoI admit, without the constant ad eye-rape... FA has lost a little bit of its charm.
BUT WE MUST PRESS ON
BUT WE MUST PRESS ON
$10 Icons *Real media!* LIMITED
Posted 16 years agoFor $10 I'm going to offer SIX slots for icon commissions, like these:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2446709
These are rendered with ink and watercolor - commissioner will receive a 300dpi scan of their icon, in addition to the 100dpi FA upload.
YES, interacting icons are available if you claim multiple slots!
To keep turn-around time short, NO preliminary sketches will be offered, just the final product.
No shipping is available for this item.
To Reserve a Slot:
First come first serve!
Comment to hold your place, THEN send me a note with your refs!
DO add personality/short background information! This HELPS ME A LOT!
DO suggest pose/mood/action!
After I 'Okay' you, I will officially place your name in a slot.
You must be able to pay via Paypal within the next few days.
OKAY GO!
Slots are OPEN
1)
DONE
2) DONE
3)
DONE
4)
DONE
5) open
6) open
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Paypal: jessj2[at]comporium.net
DO PUT YOUR FA USERNAME IN THE SUBJECT
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2446709
These are rendered with ink and watercolor - commissioner will receive a 300dpi scan of their icon, in addition to the 100dpi FA upload.
YES, interacting icons are available if you claim multiple slots!
To keep turn-around time short, NO preliminary sketches will be offered, just the final product.
No shipping is available for this item.
To Reserve a Slot:
First come first serve!
Comment to hold your place, THEN send me a note with your refs!
DO add personality/short background information! This HELPS ME A LOT!
DO suggest pose/mood/action!
After I 'Okay' you, I will officially place your name in a slot.
You must be able to pay via Paypal within the next few days.
OKAY GO!
Slots are OPEN
1)
DONE2)
DONE3)
DONE4)
DONE5) open
6) open
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Paypal: jessj2[at]comporium.net
DO PUT YOUR FA USERNAME IN THE SUBJECT
$20 Portrait Painting *Real media!* CLOSED
Posted 16 years agoI'm offering THREE commissions in this style:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2431380
For $20, you will receive an upper torso portrait of a SINGLE character of your choice, rendered in ink and watercolor, with a solid background. These will be on 4x6inch pieces of mat/illustration board.
To keep turn-around time short, NO preliminary sketches will be offered, just the final product.
If you would like your item shipped, please add an additional $2 to your payment <3
To Reserve a Slot:
First come first serve!
Comment to hold your place, THEN send me a note with your refs!
DO add personality/short background information! This HELPS ME A LOT!
DO suggest pose/mood/action!
After I 'Okay' you, I will officially place your name in a slot.
You must be able to pay via Paypal within the next few days.
OKAY GO!
Slots are CLOSED
1) DONE
2)
DONE
3) DONE
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2431380
For $20, you will receive an upper torso portrait of a SINGLE character of your choice, rendered in ink and watercolor, with a solid background. These will be on 4x6inch pieces of mat/illustration board.
To keep turn-around time short, NO preliminary sketches will be offered, just the final product.
If you would like your item shipped, please add an additional $2 to your payment <3
First come first serve!
Comment to hold your place, THEN send me a note with your refs!
DO add personality/short background information! This HELPS ME A LOT!
DO suggest pose/mood/action!
After I 'Okay' you, I will officially place your name in a slot.
You must be able to pay via Paypal within the next few days.
OKAY GO!
Slots are CLOSED
1)
DONE2)
DONE3)
DONE$20 Linework + Digital Grayscale Commissions! CLOSED
Posted 16 years agoI'm offering THREE commissions along the lines of these:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2414697/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2414688
For $20, you may have up to two characters, rendered with broad brush linework, and simple digital grayscale. If you choose to only have one character, the shading will be a bit more detailed.
If you would like to add a third character, price will increase to $25.
To keep turn-around time short, NO preliminary sketches will be offered, just the final product.
To Reserve a Slot:
First come first serve!
Comment to hold your place, THEN send me a note with your refs!
DO add personality/short background information! This HELPS ME A LOT!
DO suggest pose/mood/interaction!
After I 'Okay' you, I will officially place your name in a slot.
You must be able to pay via Paypal within the next few days.
OKAY GO!
Slots are CLOSED
1)
DONE
2)
DONE
3)
DONE
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2414697/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2414688
For $20, you may have up to two characters, rendered with broad brush linework, and simple digital grayscale. If you choose to only have one character, the shading will be a bit more detailed.
If you would like to add a third character, price will increase to $25.
To keep turn-around time short, NO preliminary sketches will be offered, just the final product.
First come first serve!
Comment to hold your place, THEN send me a note with your refs!
DO add personality/short background information! This HELPS ME A LOT!
DO suggest pose/mood/interaction!
After I 'Okay' you, I will officially place your name in a slot.
You must be able to pay via Paypal within the next few days.
OKAY GO!
Slots are CLOSED
1)
DONE2)
DONE3)
DONERe-opening "Sketch Commissions"!
Posted 16 years agoSketch Commissions
"Sketch Commissions" (formerly known as 'Dollar Commissions') are rough graphite drawings rendered on printer paper.
Busts: $8
Single (entire figure): $14
Couples (entire figures): $22
See my gallery and scraps for over 75 examples!
To place an order:
Comment to express your interest, then NOTE me with your references.
Please keep descriptions concise, and image references to a maximum of five per character.
DO add personality/short background information! This HELPS ME A LOT!
DO suggest pose/mood/interaction!
No review/preliminary sketch will be given, only the final product.
A 300 dpi scan of the sketch will be available to all commissioners. These will *not* be shipped, unless commissioner agrees to pay an additional $2.50 s/h fee.
Please send Paypal payment (PLEASE PLEASE PUT YOUR USERNAME IN THE SUBJECT FIELD) to: jessj2[at]comporium.net
AGAIN: PUT YOUR FA USERNAME IN THE SUBJECT FIELD
PLEASE <3
There is no 'Slot' system, but I will close these when I feel I've taken enough. Thanks!!
READ THIS JOURNAL TO ENSURE YOUR REQUESTED SUBJECT MATTER IS ACCEPTABLE: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/523566/
Status List: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/540040/
AGAIN, PAYPAL: jessj2[at]comporium.net
"Sketch Commissions" (formerly known as 'Dollar Commissions') are rough graphite drawings rendered on printer paper.
Busts: $8
Single (entire figure): $14
Couples (entire figures): $22
See my gallery and scraps for over 75 examples!
To place an order:
Comment to express your interest, then NOTE me with your references.
Please keep descriptions concise, and image references to a maximum of five per character.
DO add personality/short background information! This HELPS ME A LOT!
DO suggest pose/mood/interaction!
No review/preliminary sketch will be given, only the final product.
A 300 dpi scan of the sketch will be available to all commissioners. These will *not* be shipped, unless commissioner agrees to pay an additional $2.50 s/h fee.
Please send Paypal payment (PLEASE PLEASE PUT YOUR USERNAME IN THE SUBJECT FIELD) to: jessj2[at]comporium.net
AGAIN: PUT YOUR FA USERNAME IN THE SUBJECT FIELD
PLEASE <3
There is no 'Slot' system, but I will close these when I feel I've taken enough. Thanks!!
READ THIS JOURNAL TO ENSURE YOUR REQUESTED SUBJECT MATTER IS ACCEPTABLE: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/523566/
Status List: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/540040/
AGAIN, PAYPAL: jessj2[at]comporium.net
$35 Mixed Media Commissions CLOSED (Also: I'm back!)
Posted 16 years agoI'll be offering THREE single-figure mixed media style pieces, with limited ratio and style options. These will be executed on illustration/mat board, with gesso, ink, graphite, watercolors, etc.
For $35(free shipping!), you will receive a custom mixed, real media piece, in one of the following styles (your choice!):
Example One: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2278858/
This option will feature more pen/ink details, and desaturated colors.
Example Two: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2314594
This option includes broader strokes, and bolder colors.
You also have choice of ratio/total size: 4:3 (6x4.5 inches) or 16:9 (7x4 inches).
To keep turn-around time short, only one preliminary sketch will be offered before completion, uploaded to imageshack and noted via FA.
To Reserve a Slot:
First come first serve!
Comment to hold your place, THEN send me a note with your refs!
DO add personality/short background information! This HELPS ME A LOT!
DO suggest pose/mood/interaction!
After I 'Okay' you, I will officially place your name in a slot.
You must be able to pay via Paypal within the next few days.
OKAY GO!
Slots are CLOSED:
1)
2)
3)
Paypal: jessj2@comporium.net
For $35(free shipping!), you will receive a custom mixed, real media piece, in one of the following styles (your choice!):
Example One: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2278858/
This option will feature more pen/ink details, and desaturated colors.
Example Two: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2314594
This option includes broader strokes, and bolder colors.
You also have choice of ratio/total size: 4:3 (6x4.5 inches) or 16:9 (7x4 inches).
To keep turn-around time short, only one preliminary sketch will be offered before completion, uploaded to imageshack and noted via FA.
First come first serve!
Comment to hold your place, THEN send me a note with your refs!
DO add personality/short background information! This HELPS ME A LOT!
DO suggest pose/mood/interaction!
After I 'Okay' you, I will officially place your name in a slot.
You must be able to pay via Paypal within the next few days.
OKAY GO!
Slots are CLOSED:
1)
2)
3)
Paypal: jessj2@comporium.net
Vacation/Longer Hiatus Warning! 27th through 8th
Posted 16 years agoOffline/Hiatus/Vacation Warning! I'll not be online until June the 8th, as I'll be with my family in DC =D
I'll not be coming online, not for FA, LJ, or probably even email. IF HELL WILL FREEZE OVER IF YOU CAN'T REACH ME, note
lololol
Don't forget about me, ya'll! ;____;
I'll not be coming online, not for FA, LJ, or probably even email. IF HELL WILL FREEZE OVER IF YOU CAN'T REACH ME, note
lolololDon't forget about me, ya'll! ;____;
$10 Toony Military Cosplay Commissions! CLOSED
Posted 16 years agoIn honor of Memorial Day, and in the style of the "OH SO REFINED" Commissions ( http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/753947/ ), I offer to you: OH SO REFINED Military Cosplay Commissions!
Example: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2322440/ :: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2322750
For $10 I will render your character (entire figure!) in a military outfit/uniform of YOUR CHOICE ( it is your responsibility to provide me with appropriate refs! ) - any time period, any nationality!
These are executed on 9" x 6" Kraft paper with black ink and white charcoal.
For an additional $2.50, you can have these shipped to you.
Paypal payments only, please! Expect these to be completed within HOURS of your payment! <3
First five to comment will have their places reserved! In an additional comment or note, please provide up to FIVE character refs, up to FIVE costume refs, and no more than TWO paragraphs of description <3<3
Slots are CLOSED
1)
DONE
2)
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3) DONE
Paypal: jessj2@comporium.net
<3 This is meant in fun! Thank you to our veterans and our fallen, as well as our active troops! <3
For $10 I will render your character (entire figure!) in a military outfit/uniform of YOUR CHOICE ( it is your responsibility to provide me with appropriate refs! ) - any time period, any nationality!
These are executed on 9" x 6" Kraft paper with black ink and white charcoal.
For an additional $2.50, you can have these shipped to you.
Paypal payments only, please! Expect these to be completed within HOURS of your payment! <3
First five to comment will have their places reserved! In an additional comment or note, please provide up to FIVE character refs, up to FIVE costume refs, and no more than TWO paragraphs of description <3<3
Slots are CLOSED
1)
DONE2)
DONE3)
DONEPaypal: jessj2@comporium.net
<3 This is meant in fun! Thank you to our veterans and our fallen, as well as our active troops! <3
$5 Toony Bust Commissions! CLOSED
Posted 16 years agoI shall call them "OH SO REFINED" Busts, for, despite the subject matter, they will be rendered on toned paper, with rich black ink and white charcoal <3 These are $5 flat rate.
Example: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2319984/
Only Paypal will be accepted, and you can expect these to be completed by Monday night at the lastest!
The first five to comment will have their places reserved! Please provide up to five visual references, all textual descriptions should be kept to a paragraph or two.
Slots are CLOSED
1)
DONE
2)
DONE
3)
DONE
4)
DONE
5) DONE
PAYPAL: jessj2[at]comporium.net
Example: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2319984/
Only Paypal will be accepted, and you can expect these to be completed by Monday night at the lastest!
Slots are CLOSED
1)
DONE2)
DONE3)
DONE4)
DONE5)
DONEPAYPAL: jessj2[at]comporium.net
Why are you watching me?
Posted 16 years agoJust want some feedback - what you like about my work, what you really don't like, what you'd selfishly like to see more of, what you wish I'd freakin' quit, etc, etc.
I'd like to produce more work in general when life gets back into normal rhythm, and damn, with 1800 people watching you'd think I'd hear a little more from the peanut gallery =P
Sooo YEAH, just whatever pops into your minds, I guess - uhm, just keep it classy, guys ( you can say, "Hawt pregger trannies", but no "I want to bone hawt pregger trannies".. get it? Got it? Good <3 )
EDIT: EEEEE thank you all so much for the feedback!! I didn't think I'd get so many responses - definitely gave me a lot to think about, and I really appreciate it! <3<3
I'd like to produce more work in general when life gets back into normal rhythm, and damn, with 1800 people watching you'd think I'd hear a little more from the peanut gallery =P
Sooo YEAH, just whatever pops into your minds, I guess - uhm, just keep it classy, guys ( you can say, "Hawt pregger trannies", but no "I want to bone hawt pregger trannies".. get it? Got it? Good <3 )
EDIT: EEEEE thank you all so much for the feedback!! I didn't think I'd get so many responses - definitely gave me a lot to think about, and I really appreciate it! <3<3
Vacation/Short Hiatus Warning! 15th through 20th
Posted 16 years agoJust a heads up - I will be on vacation from Friday 15th till the following Wednesday 20th. I *do* plan to open a short commission block upon my return.
I will also have another long vacation upcoming from the 26th till June 8th - I'll remind you guys again at that time, but AFTER THAT.. I should be pretty open for a few different types of commissions, as well as catching up on old ones! =3
I will also have another long vacation upcoming from the 26th till June 8th - I'll remind you guys again at that time, but AFTER THAT.. I should be pretty open for a few different types of commissions, as well as catching up on old ones! =3
Long Ass Meme
Posted 16 years ago1. First thing you wash in the shower?
Mah hair - I leave my conditioner in while I soap up - always start on my left boob (being right handed and everything)
2. What color is your favorite hoodie?
Brownish - is my Cykitten hoodie =3
3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
yup
4. Do you plan outfits?
HAHAHAHAHAHA no
5. How are you feeling?
A tiny bit stressed, which makes me procrastinate. I should be getting ready for my trip on Friday, but that entails shopping for some clothes, cleaning clothes, packing, etc.. And I have to work today, which throws my ambition out the window.
6. Whats the closest thing to you that's red?
Crystal Clear packing tape dispenser.
7. Tell me about the last dream you remember having?
D'uuhhhmm... don't really remember *any* very well at the moment... I think it was a sexy dream, but I don't remember any details o.O DAMN, I KNOW.
8. Did you meet anybody new today?
NO YET... but that's the joy of retail and Alzheimers.
9. What are you craving right now?
A shower.
10. Do you floss?
Not as much as I should.
11. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
That part in Austin Powers 3 when Powers Sr. meets Mini-Me.
12. Are you emotional?
YES but I try not to be too public about it, because it's usually not a big deal. What I've been most upset about lately was finishing school, and all the bitterness I have towards the 'art department'.
13. Have you ever counted to 1,000?
I know I tried to, often, when I was little, but I always got bored.
14. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?
NO.. unless it's some sort of bar or pop. I'm a licker and slurper and yes that sounds horribly sexual I don't CARE.
15. Do you like your hair?
It's cute. I told the woman "shaggy boy cut," and I think she did fine.
16. Do you like yourself?
FINALLY... Yes. I think I do =D
17. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?
I'd feel very awkward. A) I don't like eating with people I haven't met before, B) He has frat boy written all over him, C) What the fuck would we talk about?... I'm going with NO. But I'd probably say "No" to a lot of people.
18. What are you listening to right now?
The gentle, ambient hum of a computer fan. And my cat, Fry, randomly meowing. I think the boy thinks he has echolocation or something...
19. Are your parents strict?
No, but then again, I have a very good relationship with my parents, and they GASP trust me.
20. Would you go sky diving?
Maybe if I was 50 pounds lighter (at LEAST) and it was with a group of friends... but I'd be *very* scared.
21. Do you like cottage cheese?
I don't believe I've ever had it. I love ricotta cheese - is it similar?
22. Have you ever met a celebrity?
When I was like, 13 or something, I saw advertised on the TV that Casper Van Dien would be signing autographs at this hotel. I had a HUGE crush on him, and my dad took me. Little did I know, it was a Sci Fi CONVENTION... My first convention, aw... Anyway, we sat in his line for like, four hours, and I got a few other autographs on the way. When Casper was signing my poster, my dad said "My daughter's shy, but she would love a hug!" and I got hugged my Casper =O But I was super self conscious and so I don't look back on it very fondly o.O
But randomly, in real life? I don't think so..
23. Do you rent movies often?
NO. Blockbuster sucks, and it's the only thing we have really. We procure what we want, when we want, however we can. >.>;
24. Is there anything sparkly in the room you're in?
Uhm well nothing really i guess EXCEPT THIS RING THAT GOES WHERE EVER I GO HA HA HA!
---ANNNND had to pause because Fry climbed up and head butted my mouse hand aaawwww----
25. How many countries have you visited?
5, but all very briefly.
26. Have you made a prank phone call?
I don't believe so, and if I did, I was less than 14 years old.
27. Ever been on a train?
Yeah, but not for any major traveling other than the trains we took in Europe.
28. Brown or white eggs?
I'd never had brown eggs until this YEAR.. I guess I like brown for the novelty, and white for the comfort of years past. Whatever, THEY TASTE THE SAME.
29.Do you have a cell-phone?
Yes - it is my only phone. I HATE landlines and I don't foresee ever having one again unless we start a business at home, or have kids, but I guess by then children will be used to having to carry around their own cell phones.
30. Do you use chap stick?
No, I think it's disgusting and I don't like when other people use it either >.< I only use the medicated one when my lips actually *get* chapped, which only happens when I visit home (CO.)
31. Do you own a gun?
No, and I don't want to. I WOULD love to learn to shoot, though. But I guess it's not like you can rent a gun huh.
32. Can you use chop sticks?
LOVE chop sticks.
33.Who are you going to be with tonight?
My coworkers untill 10ish, then home with
34. Are you too forgiving?
HA no. In fact, I hold grudges pretty badly.
35. Ever been in love?
Yes, still am.
36. What is your best friend(s) doing tomorrow?
Dunno =O They live halfway across the country at the moment.
37. Ever have cream puffs?
I don't think so.
38. Last time you cried?
.... after the first five minutes of the new Star Trek movie o.o;;;;;;;
39. What was the last question you asked?
"Whuchu doin?! Huh? Whuchu doin?" and his response: "Mrooow."
40. Favorite time of the year?
Winter in Colorado, breezy early summer in South Carolina.
41. Do you have any tattoos ?
Ah have two.
42. Are you sarcastic?
Oh yes. But it's checked.
43. Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect?
Yes. It has a *very* strange effect on me, emotionally, so I can't watch it often, and when I do, I cry for like, an hour afterwards 8|
44. Ever walked into a wall?
Not headlong, but I crash into a wall with my feet or shoulder all the time. I have limited coordination lolol.
45. Favorite color?
I don't have one. I love desaturated red shifted violets, though..
46. Have you ever slapped someone?
I don't think I've ever slapped anyone across the face - playful slaps on other body parts, yes.
47. Is your hair curly?
I used to have fucking CRAZY Goldilocks curls I shit you not. Now its just dirty/dark blonde and wavy. I prefer it now.
48. What was the last CD you bought?
Vertigo, by Jump Little Children. When we actually buy new music on a physical medium, we buy vinyl - because it sounds a million times better and we have a turntable. mwahahahahha.
49. Do looks matter?
I mean, yeah, I don't really like talking to people with horrible skin conditions, or people that are fuck ugly with no artistic merit, and I don't really like it when people dress according to strict cliquey standards, because then I just want to point and laugh at them because they look retarded... Of course looks matter, but I don't give popular fashion an ounce of preference over a pair of jeans and a t-shirt. And spending over 50 dollars for a purse is fucking STUPID OKAY, especially when you *know* it's going to be old meme in two years.
50. Could you ever forgive a cheater?
I was typing "Well if he's really sorry.." sort of answer, but No. I honestly don't think I would forgive them for the act, neither would I feel the same about them again. I could forgive them, but I would not trust them. Cheating is pretty basic, and should be at the core of one's morality. If they can't even get that right, I wouldn't trust them to make many other decisions.
51. Is your phone bill sky high?
Not any more =o and I have cost our parents hundreds of dollars in long distance charges when we were younger, though lolololol
52. Do you like your life right now?
Yup =D
53. Do you sleep with the TV on?
Sometimes I accidentally leave it on, but nothing is playing on it.
54. Can you handle the truth?
The truth of the universe? The truth of secrets of governments and countries? Probably not... I imagine the answer, however complex or simple, would make my heart sink and my head explode. I don't think I'd be very happy knowing every dirty secret and master plan. I wouldn't have the strength to do anything about it. There's no point.
55. Do you have good vision?
In the wild I would have died way before now o.O Without my glasses, my face has to be less than a foot from this screen to see clearly. Facial features are just a blur two feet away. It's bad. If my glasses get lost or broken, I'm done for =O
56. Do you hate or dislike more than 3 people?
It's not worth it to give someone that much thought - I hold grudges, but I let go eventually.
57. How often do you talk on the phone?
I have the usual, "I'm coming home, honey" convo with, but I don't have real conversations with other people more than once or twice every other day.
58. The last person you held hands with?
59. What are you wearing?
Glasses, lip ring, labret post in my conch, Cykitten hoodie, pink patterned undies, black jeans.
60.What is your favorite animal?
Kitties <3<3<3
61. Where was your default picture taken?
Dunno o.O
did it <3
62. Can you hula hoop?
No. Never figured it out D=
63. Do you have a job?
Yeeahh... I went back to Michaels for a few hours a week, and I'm HOPING to take more commissions.
64. What was the most recent thing you bought?
Some crappy watercolors last night =D
65. Have you ever crawled through a window?
Only once, when I forgot my house key in high school. My parents tease me that the screen is still broken =3
Mah hair - I leave my conditioner in while I soap up - always start on my left boob (being right handed and everything)
2. What color is your favorite hoodie?
Brownish - is my Cykitten hoodie =3
3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
yup
4. Do you plan outfits?
HAHAHAHAHAHA no
5. How are you feeling?
A tiny bit stressed, which makes me procrastinate. I should be getting ready for my trip on Friday, but that entails shopping for some clothes, cleaning clothes, packing, etc.. And I have to work today, which throws my ambition out the window.
6. Whats the closest thing to you that's red?
Crystal Clear packing tape dispenser.
7. Tell me about the last dream you remember having?
D'uuhhhmm... don't really remember *any* very well at the moment... I think it was a sexy dream, but I don't remember any details o.O DAMN, I KNOW.
8. Did you meet anybody new today?
NO YET... but that's the joy of retail and Alzheimers.
9. What are you craving right now?
A shower.
10. Do you floss?
Not as much as I should.
11. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
That part in Austin Powers 3 when Powers Sr. meets Mini-Me.
12. Are you emotional?
YES but I try not to be too public about it, because it's usually not a big deal. What I've been most upset about lately was finishing school, and all the bitterness I have towards the 'art department'.
13. Have you ever counted to 1,000?
I know I tried to, often, when I was little, but I always got bored.
14. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?
NO.. unless it's some sort of bar or pop. I'm a licker and slurper and yes that sounds horribly sexual I don't CARE.
15. Do you like your hair?
It's cute. I told the woman "shaggy boy cut," and I think she did fine.
16. Do you like yourself?
FINALLY... Yes. I think I do =D
17. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?
I'd feel very awkward. A) I don't like eating with people I haven't met before, B) He has frat boy written all over him, C) What the fuck would we talk about?... I'm going with NO. But I'd probably say "No" to a lot of people.
18. What are you listening to right now?
The gentle, ambient hum of a computer fan. And my cat, Fry, randomly meowing. I think the boy thinks he has echolocation or something...
19. Are your parents strict?
No, but then again, I have a very good relationship with my parents, and they GASP trust me.
20. Would you go sky diving?
Maybe if I was 50 pounds lighter (at LEAST) and it was with a group of friends... but I'd be *very* scared.
21. Do you like cottage cheese?
I don't believe I've ever had it. I love ricotta cheese - is it similar?
22. Have you ever met a celebrity?
When I was like, 13 or something, I saw advertised on the TV that Casper Van Dien would be signing autographs at this hotel. I had a HUGE crush on him, and my dad took me. Little did I know, it was a Sci Fi CONVENTION... My first convention, aw... Anyway, we sat in his line for like, four hours, and I got a few other autographs on the way. When Casper was signing my poster, my dad said "My daughter's shy, but she would love a hug!" and I got hugged my Casper =O But I was super self conscious and so I don't look back on it very fondly o.O
But randomly, in real life? I don't think so..
23. Do you rent movies often?
NO. Blockbuster sucks, and it's the only thing we have really. We procure what we want, when we want, however we can. >.>;
24. Is there anything sparkly in the room you're in?
Uhm well nothing really i guess EXCEPT THIS RING THAT GOES WHERE EVER I GO HA HA HA!
---ANNNND had to pause because Fry climbed up and head butted my mouse hand aaawwww----
25. How many countries have you visited?
5, but all very briefly.
26. Have you made a prank phone call?
I don't believe so, and if I did, I was less than 14 years old.
27. Ever been on a train?
Yeah, but not for any major traveling other than the trains we took in Europe.
28. Brown or white eggs?
I'd never had brown eggs until this YEAR.. I guess I like brown for the novelty, and white for the comfort of years past. Whatever, THEY TASTE THE SAME.
29.Do you have a cell-phone?
Yes - it is my only phone. I HATE landlines and I don't foresee ever having one again unless we start a business at home, or have kids, but I guess by then children will be used to having to carry around their own cell phones.
30. Do you use chap stick?
No, I think it's disgusting and I don't like when other people use it either >.< I only use the medicated one when my lips actually *get* chapped, which only happens when I visit home (CO.)
31. Do you own a gun?
No, and I don't want to. I WOULD love to learn to shoot, though. But I guess it's not like you can rent a gun huh.
32. Can you use chop sticks?
LOVE chop sticks.
33.Who are you going to be with tonight?
My coworkers untill 10ish, then home with
34. Are you too forgiving?
HA no. In fact, I hold grudges pretty badly.
35. Ever been in love?
Yes, still am.
36. What is your best friend(s) doing tomorrow?
Dunno =O They live halfway across the country at the moment.
37. Ever have cream puffs?
I don't think so.
38. Last time you cried?
.... after the first five minutes of the new Star Trek movie o.o;;;;;;;
39. What was the last question you asked?
"Whuchu doin?! Huh? Whuchu doin?" and his response: "Mrooow."
40. Favorite time of the year?
Winter in Colorado, breezy early summer in South Carolina.
41. Do you have any tattoos ?
Ah have two.
42. Are you sarcastic?
Oh yes. But it's checked.
43. Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect?
Yes. It has a *very* strange effect on me, emotionally, so I can't watch it often, and when I do, I cry for like, an hour afterwards 8|
44. Ever walked into a wall?
Not headlong, but I crash into a wall with my feet or shoulder all the time. I have limited coordination lolol.
45. Favorite color?
I don't have one. I love desaturated red shifted violets, though..
46. Have you ever slapped someone?
I don't think I've ever slapped anyone across the face - playful slaps on other body parts, yes.
47. Is your hair curly?
I used to have fucking CRAZY Goldilocks curls I shit you not. Now its just dirty/dark blonde and wavy. I prefer it now.
48. What was the last CD you bought?
Vertigo, by Jump Little Children. When we actually buy new music on a physical medium, we buy vinyl - because it sounds a million times better and we have a turntable. mwahahahahha.
49. Do looks matter?
I mean, yeah, I don't really like talking to people with horrible skin conditions, or people that are fuck ugly with no artistic merit, and I don't really like it when people dress according to strict cliquey standards, because then I just want to point and laugh at them because they look retarded... Of course looks matter, but I don't give popular fashion an ounce of preference over a pair of jeans and a t-shirt. And spending over 50 dollars for a purse is fucking STUPID OKAY, especially when you *know* it's going to be old meme in two years.
50. Could you ever forgive a cheater?
I was typing "Well if he's really sorry.." sort of answer, but No. I honestly don't think I would forgive them for the act, neither would I feel the same about them again. I could forgive them, but I would not trust them. Cheating is pretty basic, and should be at the core of one's morality. If they can't even get that right, I wouldn't trust them to make many other decisions.
51. Is your phone bill sky high?
Not any more =o
and I have cost our parents hundreds of dollars in long distance charges when we were younger, though lolololol52. Do you like your life right now?
Yup =D
53. Do you sleep with the TV on?
Sometimes I accidentally leave it on, but nothing is playing on it.
54. Can you handle the truth?
The truth of the universe? The truth of secrets of governments and countries? Probably not... I imagine the answer, however complex or simple, would make my heart sink and my head explode. I don't think I'd be very happy knowing every dirty secret and master plan. I wouldn't have the strength to do anything about it. There's no point.
55. Do you have good vision?
In the wild I would have died way before now o.O Without my glasses, my face has to be less than a foot from this screen to see clearly. Facial features are just a blur two feet away. It's bad. If my glasses get lost or broken, I'm done for =O
56. Do you hate or dislike more than 3 people?
It's not worth it to give someone that much thought - I hold grudges, but I let go eventually.
57. How often do you talk on the phone?
I have the usual, "I'm coming home, honey" convo with
, but I don't have real conversations with other people more than once or twice every other day.58. The last person you held hands with?
59. What are you wearing?
Glasses, lip ring, labret post in my conch, Cykitten hoodie, pink patterned undies, black jeans.
60.What is your favorite animal?
Kitties <3<3<3
61. Where was your default picture taken?
Dunno o.O
did it <362. Can you hula hoop?
No. Never figured it out D=
63. Do you have a job?
Yeeahh... I went back to Michaels for a few hours a week, and I'm HOPING to take more commissions.
64. What was the most recent thing you bought?
Some crappy watercolors last night =D
65. Have you ever crawled through a window?
Only once, when I forgot my house key in high school. My parents tease me that the screen is still broken =3
Limited Slot "Guinea Pig" Commissions! CLOSED
Posted 16 years ago"Guinea Pig" Commissions
Help me so that I may serve you BETTER <3
I will be offering discounted commissions for $30, so that I might develop and decide on a few new commission types to offer.
What You Can Expect:
You can expect that the final piece will be at least 4 x 6 inches, on quality substrate (whether that be artist paper or illustration board);
They will be real media;
These may or may not be full figure drawings;
They will all be a little different;
They will be SHIPPED to you for free!
Limitations and Rules:
You will not get a preliminary sketch;
Super detailed poses/situations may not be closely adhered to;
Up to TWO figures/characters;
This is about MEDIA experimentation, so accessory and marking detail may be lost.
No "Wall of Text" character descriptions for these (speed and accuracy are two of the goals)
DO add personality/short background information! This HELPS ME A LOT!
DO suggest pose/mood/interaction!
Ratings will be limited to "Softcore" at the *most*. Remember, speed and accuracy, and porn is hard mmkay?
To Reserve a Spot:
First come first serve!
Comment to hold your place, THEN send me a note with your refs!
After I 'Okay' you, I will officially place your name in a slot.
You must be able to pay via Paypal within the next few days
OKAY GOGOGOGO!
SLOTS are FULL
1)
DONE
2) DONE
3) DONE
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Help me so that I may serve you BETTER <3
I will be offering discounted commissions for $30, so that I might develop and decide on a few new commission types to offer.
What You Can Expect:
You can expect that the final piece will be at least 4 x 6 inches, on quality substrate (whether that be artist paper or illustration board);
They will be real media;
These may or may not be full figure drawings;
They will all be a little different;
They will be SHIPPED to you for free!
Limitations and Rules:
You will not get a preliminary sketch;
Super detailed poses/situations may not be closely adhered to;
Up to TWO figures/characters;
This is about MEDIA experimentation, so accessory and marking detail may be lost.
No "Wall of Text" character descriptions for these (speed and accuracy are two of the goals)
DO add personality/short background information! This HELPS ME A LOT!
DO suggest pose/mood/interaction!
Ratings will be limited to "Softcore" at the *most*. Remember, speed and accuracy, and porn is hard mmkay?
First come first serve!
Comment to hold your place, THEN send me a note with your refs!
After I 'Okay' you, I will officially place your name in a slot.
You must be able to pay via Paypal within the next few days
OKAY GOGOGOGO!
SLOTS are FULL
1)
DONE2)
DONE3)
DONE[b]Paypal: jessj2[at]comporium.net
I'm not dead, really!
Posted 16 years ago*flail* Only a WEEK left of classes, then grades come out the 7th, and then Graduation is on the 9th!!!...
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF I SHOULD BE DOING SHIT BUT I'M LOOKING AT FA WHYYYYYY
And relaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaax
Okay, so after the parentals and grand parentals leave after the weekend of the 9th, I will plunging head long once again into that Status List. On the weekend of the 15th, I'll be in San Diego with a friend for a few days, then I'll be back again. AND THEN the 26th through the 9th of June I'll be with the parentals + brother for a family grad trip to DC.
AND THEN commissions all the way, baby. I'm actually reluctant to even look for a real job, and want to focus on art this summer (maybe while I try to get an internship at the local museum).
okay NOW SPANISH D=<
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF I SHOULD BE DOING SHIT BUT I'M LOOKING AT FA WHYYYYYY
And relaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaax
Okay, so after the parentals and grand parentals leave after the weekend of the 9th, I will plunging head long once again into that Status List. On the weekend of the 15th, I'll be in San Diego with a friend for a few days, then I'll be back again. AND THEN the 26th through the 9th of June I'll be with the parentals + brother for a family grad trip to DC.
AND THEN commissions all the way, baby. I'm actually reluctant to even look for a real job, and want to focus on art this summer (maybe while I try to get an internship at the local museum).
okay NOW SPANISH D=<
RAAAEG Tattooed Cat IRL!
Posted 16 years agohttp://www.mirror.co.uk/tm_headline.....name_page.html
This is probably old news to some BUT OH MY GOD
This is probably old news to some BUT OH MY GOD
HELP ME WITH YOUR KNOWLEDGE OF ANIMALS!
Posted 16 years agoI'm a terrible researcher *face palm* I need all of your knowledge of WIVES TALES, TALL TALES, and RETARDED STEREOTYPES about ANIMALS of the SOUTH (specifically the Carolinas and surrounding states). Preferribly NO Native American myths... I kinda wanna go at this from the redneck/hillbilly angle
I'm going to make a small Bestiary for my 'Art of the Book' class, and I wanted to center specifically around flora, fauna, and bugs of the South (for reasons I'll not bore you with <3 )
This I KNOW I want to draw:
Opossums
Kudzu
Cicadas
Raccoons
HELP ME THINK OF MORE <3
So by providing me with folk stories and such about these and other critters you can find, you'll be helping to enrich my (hopefully) backwards and humorous illustrations.
THANKS!
I'm going to make a small Bestiary for my 'Art of the Book' class, and I wanted to center specifically around flora, fauna, and bugs of the South (for reasons I'll not bore you with <3 )
This I KNOW I want to draw:
Opossums
Kudzu
Cicadas
Raccoons
HELP ME THINK OF MORE <3
So by providing me with folk stories and such about these and other critters you can find, you'll be helping to enrich my (hopefully) backwards and humorous illustrations.
THANKS!
Top 5 MEEEEME
Posted 16 years agoI've never really had a favorite anything, because I'm fickle, so take all answers with a grain of salt <3 This will just give you an idea of what comes to mind at this particular moment.
~Top 5 Favorite Movies~
1) Silence of the Lambs
2) Let the Right One In
3) Tremors II
4) The Producers
5) The Elephant Man
~Top 5 Favorite Albums~
1) The Crane Wife - The Decemberists
2) Danse Macabre - The Faint
3) Picaresque - The Decemberists
4) Les Miserables (musical)
5) Phantom of the Opera (musical)
~Top 5 Favorite TV Shows~
1) Dexter
2) Rocko's Modern Life
3) House
4) Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles
5) Mr. Show
~Top 5 Favorite Video Games~
1) Donkey Kong Country II
2) Ratchet and Clank (franchise)
3) Spyro the Dragon
4) Super Mario World
5) Tetris
~Top 5 Favorite Artists~
1) Lucian Freud
2) Patricia Piccinini
3) Jenny Saville
4) Sheppard Fairy
5) Brian Froud
~Top 5 Fears~
1) Uncanny valley
2) Becoming injured with no way to get help
3) Falling asleep at the wheel
4) Ending up alone
5) aliens
~Top 5 Turn Ons~
1) Alert, bright eyed
2) Intelligent (without making everyone else feel retarded)
3) Funny and engaging
4) Visible piercings and/or tattoos
5) Strong arms
~Top 5 Turn Offs~
1) Workaholic
2) People who dominate the conversation, and/or only talk about themselves
3) Lipstick and other obvious makeup
4) Mooches, whom never attempt to repay.
5) Know-it-alls (especially when they *really* don't)
~Top 5 Favorite Movies~
1) Silence of the Lambs
2) Let the Right One In
3) Tremors II
4) The Producers
5) The Elephant Man
~Top 5 Favorite Albums~
1) The Crane Wife - The Decemberists
2) Danse Macabre - The Faint
3) Picaresque - The Decemberists
4) Les Miserables (musical)
5) Phantom of the Opera (musical)
~Top 5 Favorite TV Shows~
1) Dexter
2) Rocko's Modern Life
3) House
4) Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles
5) Mr. Show
~Top 5 Favorite Video Games~
1) Donkey Kong Country II
2) Ratchet and Clank (franchise)
3) Spyro the Dragon
4) Super Mario World
5) Tetris
~Top 5 Favorite Artists~
1) Lucian Freud
2) Patricia Piccinini
3) Jenny Saville
4) Sheppard Fairy
5) Brian Froud
~Top 5 Fears~
1) Uncanny valley
2) Becoming injured with no way to get help
3) Falling asleep at the wheel
4) Ending up alone
5) aliens
~Top 5 Turn Ons~
1) Alert, bright eyed
2) Intelligent (without making everyone else feel retarded)
3) Funny and engaging
4) Visible piercings and/or tattoos
5) Strong arms
~Top 5 Turn Offs~
1) Workaholic
2) People who dominate the conversation, and/or only talk about themselves
3) Lipstick and other obvious makeup
4) Mooches, whom never attempt to repay.
5) Know-it-alls (especially when they *really* don't)
!!!!!Surgery Needed for Foster Kitty!!!!!!
Posted 16 years agoThis is Stitch, a tailless kitty!:
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HE IS ONE OF THE SWEETEST CATS I'VE EVER MET. He is absolutely a joy - he rears up and loves on you, wants to sit in your lap, cuddle your face! He has big ears and long legs, and just loves to run and play!
But he has a PROLAPSED RECTUM D=
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HE IS ONE OF THE SWEETEST CATS I'VE EVER MET. He is absolutely a joy - he rears up and loves on you, wants to sit in your lap, cuddle your face! He has big ears and long legs, and just loves to run and play!
But he has a PROLAPSED RECTUM D=
SO CHIP-IN TO HELP GIVE THIS AMAZING KITTY A BETTER LIFE! <3
Here is where you can donate!: http://stitchwestendcatrescue.chipi.....titchs-surgery
AGAIN, ANY AND ALL HELP WELCOME!: http://stitchwestendcatrescue.chipi.....titchs-surgery
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