Well, it's come to this, at least for now.

Goodbye FA.

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Saying this on a computer not my own, I'm just fed up with everything.

I can't afford to buy another computer and it's obvious my own lore on them is not good enough to keep them well-upkept, with various errors and hardware issues always occuring.

Besides, it's not like too many care about me. Not to offend those who do, but I've picked up tells that I'm not exactly well-liked anymore, either be it my attitude, my obsessive art-wanting and commission attempts, or my negative views to other people's positive views, among other things like those who dislike a cock-vore branded character.

I doubt this journal of explanation will even get that much attention anyway.

At any rate, first things first: A major confession.

A major amount of my art, roughly half, isn't even my own. Most are actually even Spencer's, or based off his drawing, while others are sketched/ripped from other existing drawings. I have drawn on my own, and Spencer taught me to draw for real, but I took advantage of his disappearance by posting what was his art and tried to pass it off as my own, for my own selfish advances. As such, along with my obsession of him, many people thought me to be him, but I'm not, far from it. He's a sweet little guy who has bullshit thrown at him for no reason, while I' a rash brute who deserves bullshit in mass.

I may take those drawings I definitely didn't do myself sometime, in respects.

I also wish to give an apoligy to anyone I said I would draw, as well as all my failed projects. Things just didn't work out.

If anyone has any desire to keep in contact with me, I may be able to occasionally check back for notes, but as of right here, right now, I can only check them on my co-worker's computer, and he isn't exactly open to others touching his hardware.

So, there you go. I might be back again, someday. But as things seem to stand right now, a cock-vore obsessed umbreon doesn't seem to be wanted around. So, bye, I guess.

Alright. I've definitely got all 16 entry's done, in text format, and just need them drawn out. Which I had planned for by the month's end, but a few complicated matters might push it slightly down the road a ways. But they will get done. Later I'll post a few more additions and try to do at least one-a-day to keep up. But I make no promises. This is me drawing for everyone else after all, so don't rush me. XP

I'm a bit busy with work, a tad sick with the flu, and still generally disgruntled over art being me, but eh, what cha gonna do? X3


On other notes, I'm sure everyone knows about Spencer if they know about me. Y'know, that blue entirely voracious beastie that can't keep a single form? XP The one many first suspected I was in disguise? The one I mention and draw for quite a bit and refer to as my crush? XD

Well, I've been trying to nudge him out of hiding and back on the scene, or at least a scene, and posting his art once again. Getting him back on FA seems to be a serious no-go, and I can understand considering he became, for a time anyway, one of the biggest (but certainly not THE biggest) hateful meme's around. The 100% pred thing, is of course what I refer to, and Spencer seems hesitant to rejoin FA just to have people throw him through that mess again, and I can't blame him. Knowing him in real life, I know what kind of shit he has gone through, and that's only recently. But I am trying to get him to post art again somewhere at least, and where it can be publicly seen, since I'm sure 99% of you don't know his photobucket password. XP


So this is where I suppose I ask for those who still truely love him (or for those who never knew him, those interested), to try to help me lure this fine, cute and predatory creature back out of hiding.

If you would like to help him out, with kind words, perchance a present, suggestions on other more secure sites he could post to, or other things you think would help, send the little fluff an email at SpencerDragon[at]gmail.com

Keep in mind the two biggest taboo's involving Spencer is his predatory nature being compromised and his genderless state being overrid. XP That is to say, he is against being prey and he doesn't like teh sexy.

Feel free to spread the word to other vore lovers you might know that might enjoy having someone like Spencer back on the scene. XP

Although the deadline is still Saturday, IE tommorow, I think I have all the entries that'll fit. As it is now, I got a list of 12 participants, and going to try to gun for 16.

As you guys have seen in my gallery, I got 5 of the individuals who initially qualified posted. I will post more over time, eventually getting everyone before this month's end to get the tournament underway. XP I'll keep it a surprise who makes it in.

But I do want to say this.

Although unintentional, I found out something through this. Roughly, only 33% of you are able to listen well and follow directions. XD

I gave pretty clear instructions, although somewhat lengthy, to get yourself into this tournament for free, in a sense, requiring only some time spent on a well-plotted bio like the ones I exampled, and an image of yourself so I can easily referance to it. And that your character is not some god-mod. XP

With my journal replies and notes combined (I've got over 100 notes since the announcement of the tourny), I've got over 50 people wanting in, but well over half of you:

-Wrote way too short of a bio. I'm talking as bad as single-liners or single, simple paragraphs that didn't even include most of what I wanted.

-Didn't include referance images, or expected me to draw based on bios that had "6 feet tall, fire-demon eyes and golden hair that flows into the wind like freshly grown wheat" crap. I needed something to see to base from, and I did have one individual brave enough to MSPaint a very rough sketch of himself, the first drawing in his life. And it worked well enough, I was able to draw from it. XP

-Sent me 5+ seperate notes, replies and even page shouts describing themselves. I can understand a second note mentioning a change in a part of the bio, but you guys are turning your submissions into a scavenger hunt XD

-Tried to throw in characters that were way too godly, in many different ways. One guy mentioned he couldn't die. So how is he in this tournament?!? XD



Yes, this may be a complex campaign on my part, but sooo many of you, not to poke fun at, really failed hardcore on this. F--

And please stop spamming my inboxes and shouting page with "I made it in???" questions. You'll find out as I submit entries. XP

For those interested in still joining, or those joined and entered, or those joined but think your entries aren't quite there yet, this is the last journal I'll make regarding it. XP If you have questions as to if your entry will work...

Take a good look into my latest three submissions. Those are some good entries, with bios that fit and had the other things I needed and such.

Just to make it a note:

-If your character seems unworthy to be in the tournament due to godly powers, or some god-like figures in him, I may not include him. This is an equal-grounds, everyone has a chance vore-off voting tournament, and I won't have it turn into a demonic acid-piss competition. XD Got me? Along with godlyness, keep in mind, I won't add in, or will exclude parts, in bios that mention self abilities of reformation, because of how this tournament is meant to play out. And as said, it is not a 'permanent' ending in the normal sense, but still, for the sake of within this storyline, when you lose, you're gone, that's that.

-I will state now, that I may lengthen, shorten, or slightly re-write bios to make them either fit the character drawing pages (see my latest gallery entries), or to make them make more sense.

-Keep in mind that even as a very terrible MSPaint referance, if it does have all your character's features, I can use it as a base to draw. Just keep in mind I won't go back to 'fix mistakes', so get me a referance you think I won't fuck up. X3

-Also keep in mind this is all a tournament that I will draw the battles and maybe even additional scenes, so as such, I will state this one last, final time: Any drawings I do of this tournament with your character included are to be taken in stride and with a smile on your face, considering this is potentially a massive amount of free art to all the characters to be in it. ;3



I will set the deadline, in physical form, for entries to come in at the end of Saturday night, September 19. If you made an entry already but it is not yet posted, you may also note me for changes you wish to make to your potential bio if your character isn't posted it.


And that's that. Among my three journals, I'll look up all character potential entries, but to be safe, look over your entries and make sure YOU posted everything you need, and if not, re-post it with the stuff needed. I'm tired of messing around with people who just don't have a clue.

Obviously, I was a tad confusing on some points as to my contest listed in the last journal, which I'll fix right here.

-THIS CONTEST IS NON-CANON. So any character you use, for the sake of making this thing legit with my planned storyline, CANNOT HAVE THEIR OWN REVIVAL SKILLS. No powerplaying of 'oh I died so now I'm a gem that can be revived later sometime' or 'After I am dead I return to my own plane and wait to be revived in a more normal way'. The idea is the avatar brings your character into this plane, after your character, given a different perspective of life (a 'what if' scenario) happens onto an unfortunate/accidental/early dimise. And in the contest, those that do not win, become non-existant, as per the contests motive, to clean up the raw feelings of the fallen in the universe as well as fairly give one individual an extra chance to relive and correct mistakes or right wrongs/wrong rights. XD Sorry to those who are too 'afraid' of thinking their character, even in a different, non-consistant world to be in a permanent state of death, but for my storyline I'll need people who get beaten to, in effect, stay beaten and permanently within their opponents.

-No shapeshifter profiles/multiple images of different forms. You can mention they are shapeshift capable but for my own sanity, I'm going to draw one primary, dominant form for those who are anything and everything in form.

-Those who've given me more then 3 specified forms of vore and more then 1 kind of fear (Preferably a fear that can be associated with vore, but I can work things out in given circumstances), need to note or journal reply to their entries with just that: 3 kinds of vore, 1 primary fear. If you threw 4 types of vore at me, or multiple fears, by the time I do your profile I will cut off ones I choose. Alternatively, if you send me less then 3 vore types, or no fears, I'll make one up for you. XP

-As I thought would happen, some bios were rather short from some people, and a select few sent me some very deep reads. This is fine on either end, but just to state, I may slightly alter some bios, whether add to or simplify, to make it capable of fitting nicely onto the profile images I'll make. I suppose it was my fault for not making it too clear on the bio size, aside from the three aspects. Some peoples left out a reason to relive, or a clear background or such however.


This is my current sign-up list. A (underway) means I have your profile listed, you have your entry number, and I need nothing else from you. You're good to go!

Otherwise, I'll list what I need from you to properly enter you into the tournament.


Tluthal (Underway) - Entry #1
KyuubiChaosKitsune (Underway) - Entry #2
Draca56 (Underway) - Entry #3
Redburr (Underway) - Entry #4

TehWeenus - Just need an accurate image referance (just in case) and you're good to go. XP
zander_stealthpaw - Aside from noted referance image, a deeper detailed bio of how death happened might be good, unless I'm given permission to expand on it. Also, just one fear. ;3
Lucca_manadragon - I'm not entirely sure you understand the concept (not to pick fun at you) but give it a slight re-read and note my reason to want to exclude your revival gem matter, otherwise if we can work that out, choose between CV or UB and we can work something out. XP
yoshi000 - Pick one form (don't need any Ranma 1/2 gender and shape shifting XD), and perhaps a more thought-out bio on the three key points - Living past, how death occured, plans on if given a second chance to avoid how character died.
Fait - You're practically good to go, but on the referance image, which one are you? XP Other then that I think it can be worked out.
voreking100 - Although the part where your character seems all-mighty powerful is nice, you need to make up a reason to win and be revived, how your character would use his second chance. XP


I suppose this is my fault for not being absolutely to-the-point clear on how I wanted entries, but bear with me and I'll work this all out.

Also, if I missed any entries listed above, just re-write/copy-paste them here, making sure you read the entry rules and pointed out common misconceptions.

So it seems my idea caught some interest. Along with some other thought out plans some other people, I wish to and will make this thing happen, if not to gain popularity, respect, and possibly make something awesome. XP With some extra help from Spencer Dragon on polishing up on my drawing techniques, I will now embark on a self-less (sorta) quest to make an epic submission. Known as Eternal Champions.


"Time itself is often found to be an illusion. Life, death, and the periods inbetween are experienced, judged, and appreciated by those called 'Mortal'.

Mortals live their lives with very small concepts of time, except knowing that there is life, and that there is death, and death is often a surprise party. However, sometimes, death happens without warning and in cases where it should not have been.

Some people die before they are even born. Some end up in accidents that could have been prevented. Assassinations. Misguided pitfalls. Illnesses brought upon by unholy means.

When such people die, they leave behind strong feelings. Regret. Remorse. Revenge. Such feelings can grow so strong they can make time go out of balance, creating further chaos.

To appease the souls of the fallen, an avatar of space and time has taken measures into his own hands. Gathering the ill-fated souls and restoring their bodies in a different plane of existance, he holds tournaments, to find those he calls "Eternal Champions".

In this plane, he gives all the newly restored a gift of life essence. But not enough to one individual to be given new life. To everyone combined, however, there is. The way to get your opponents life force? Devour them in whatever means neccessary.

In tournament formed combat, each participant from past, present, future, and even non-existance except in unknown planes, are locked in battle to absorb the life force of the other, but in turn, they also destroy the opponents own existance. They are never to be known again.

The combat continues until after the last two stand, and from there a victor emerges. The winner is revived and put back in his or her time plane, in a respectable and knowledgeable enough position to avoid their upcoming demise. In special case scenarios, the avatar grants other means to this individual's survival.

Most of those who are strong enough to have their cries heard are those who have enough power to potentially change their world. For the better good, or for selfish conquests, the avatar has no care for. Only the strongest and most willed are granted a chance to rewrite history. The rest, become a void, forever forgotten.

A new tournament is rising. Who will be granted the chance to live again?"



Here's the deal. I will make a tournament-style elimination contest.

I will be drawing both pre-and-post outcomes to the matches of the tournament, so even those feeling unworthy of art may enter, to some extent. XP

Anyone may enter. Provided they understand the following rules and regulations.

-This will be primarily a vore-based tournament.
-As far as vore goes, any kind of vore will be acceptable. In turn, expect to be vored in any way with a loss. Except for sudden macro/micro instances, the character sizes shall stay the same. XP
-Any one person may enter one character, be it their main character, or an alternate character.
-The character you enter will be suspect to being vored/humiliated, and death-implied, as this tournament victories will imply growth of bulk to areas following matches. I.E fatter bellies, size-ier sacs, etc. X3 The story will be alternate-universe and need not imply you'll be gone foreverever, but for the sake of the tournament, you'll be implied to be meer food for the rest of your existance.
-As I have agreed to draw this, you will agree to accept my style and way of drawing you, I will not allow nic-picking if I forget a tattoo, or draw you ever so slightly too large, or other such things. You take what you get. XP
-IMPORTANT. Below is a list of things I will want, and an example of how they follow, to have you included.

A) A character profile, a full-view of yourself. Multiple positions are a plus. I will not draw from written bios, I require a drawing, even a very terrible self-done MSPaint image. I will color these entries, so unless you want to be randomly splashed, if a black and white image, point out colors.

B) A small bio/history of your character. No epic novels, just a must-know or interesting concept of background.

C) A death scene for your character. How did they die? What made the death so powerful? Was the character putting into motion things to change history, or was this a death that prevented it from happening, or is the death itself an epic change to the time flow?

D) If revived, what will your character do to amend the wrongs done to him and put forth his interupted destiny?

E) A list for four things.
-3 'Finishers' that involve eating your opponent.
-1 "Fear" that your character has. Be it a physical fear, like spiders, or a mental one.


Here's an example, using myself, if I were a character. I won't be. ...not in the tournament sense, anyway. ;3



Shadow 'The Umbreon'

http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/.....ectionMeal.png (random sample image)

Shadow The Umbreon was a uniquely borned umbreon, whos eyes resembled that not of blood like normal umbreons do, but was a shade of green. Because of this, he was shunned by most other poke'mon in the poke'universe, but he cared not, for among his green eyes he was born with a unique ability to merge with the shadows. This allowed for many unique tricks to escape torture and death, but not for long.

In a twist of fates, his shadow merging ability backfired one day when he was happened upon by an arcanine with murder on his mind. Trying to shadow away, the arcanine pounced upon the moving shadow and, using some mysterious technique, severed the bonds between him and his shadow, killing him instantly.

This mistake was entirely preventable, but not to a young and inexperienced shadow merger, as Shadow was born to be. If he was to be given a second chance, not only would the malviolent dog poke'mon suffer significantly with a stronger shadow-ability being used on him, but he would grow up to become a master of the shadows, and one day as fate had it, would bring an unknown saviority to the world's poke'mon by destroying a complex of team rocket, developing a poison that would one day accidentally bring upon a deadly strain of PokeRus that would cause all poke'mon to go extinct.

-Primary Form of devouring is cock vore
-Secondary Form of devouring is shadow-merging vore
-Third Form of devouring is oral vore
-His biggest fear, given life, would be to relive that fateful day and be brutally torn asunder and having his remains intaken by an Arcanine




If you are going to join the tournament, reply to this journal using the above form, and relatively in the same way I made in the example. If you don't or make it too confusing, or exclude the important things, like a drawable profile I can model after, then you'll be overlooked. XP

I plan to fit everybody in, and finish through with this before the new year. I'll close the entries when I deem so, and during entries that qualify I will draw them out and submit them so people get an idea of who is in this thing.



When you enter, I will assign you a number based on entry. 1, 2, 3, etc. After I close the entries and have the tournament board set, I will use a web-based random number generator to assign each person their starting position and opponents.

Voting will be based on a 2-of-3 contest. To make things fair, but still competitive.

Fan-Base Voting

Anyone who wants to vote on these, will vote both for a winner, and a style of win. For example, someone votes me to win, and wants me to shadow merge. They'll say Shadow, finisher 2.

All fan votes will be tallied, and the type of finisher determined by fan votes. If the votes are tied when I tally them, I'll await for a tie-breaking vote. Same for vore type. When all is said and done, I will have a fan-point scorer, and both sides will have a vore type locked in.

Anonymous Secret Board Voting

I have recruited 3 secret individuals, who will remain unnamed entirely both before during and after the tournament, who will act as a un-biased judgement party. They are not particular fans of vore and aren't even furry but know me in real life as one, and being friends of mine online and offline, agreed to become a secret panel of judges, so they will select very fairly. Between the three of them, they'll select a winner for the judge-point.

Random Voting

To add excitement and the possible upset to make things interesting and fresh, if the Fan Votes and Anon-Judge votes don't determine the winner, a dice roll will be made. 1,2,3 for the contestant on the left, and 4,5,6 on the right. Whoever gets it, gets the win. X3

This voting setup is to make things -more- fair for people who enter and have a character who isn't likeable or one contestant is so popular people stand in mile-long lines to see him at AC. XD At the same time, however, being popular isn't a bad thing, and may help you win, but it will NOT GUARANTEE a win. See what I did there?

Wins are final and as is. I won't change outcomes if cheating for fans is suspect, or if someone thinks I rolled unfairly with the die. I have tested this dice-roll website and out of 100 rolls, it has EXACTLY hit 50/50 between a 1/2/3 and 4/5/6 outcome. To keep things from being protested, or alternative suggestions made, I will not name this dice-roller of choice.


Since everything is and will be drawn by me, with possible help from an outside source (cough SpencerDragon), all you may potentially need to draw is your own image of self. However, do feel free to make fan-submissions, if you feel like it. Or reward me, even. ...as if. XP


So that's that. Create your entries with your characters. X3

And to note, if you don't have a character of choice, but do like to see a predator/prey from a genre like pokemon or digimon, feel free to make up a character! But just keep it one character per person, please. For the sake of making things slightly easier on me. XP

So it has become deadly apparent that 85% of my current fanbase is:

1) Has the art skills of just below me, a 1st grader. (mine being 2nd grade. And to make things interesting, I'm also the school bully.)

2) Refuses to attempt to draw at all.

3) Are much more prefered into the RP biz.


Now apparently, I'm upset over a lack of art myself. So I'm going to do a 'crazy like a fox' moment and attempt something completely opposite of my desires.


I plan to do some sort of 'vore tournament' much like a few others have been shown. XP

HERE'S THE CATCH!: -I- draw it.


I will make a more detailed evaluation of the plan for it, but I will say this. I plan to go completely through with this, and in the end, alot of popular people (or well liked, awesome characters) will be drawn getting progressively bigger (in more then one area X3).

The tournament will be inspired by my favorite game series, Eternal Champions. The game was set forth to draw people from all time periods, who died unnatural/early/misfortunately before their time, and as such, a god of space/time brought them to a plane where they would do combat in a tournament style to the end, where if they won, they would be brought back to life, not moments before their death, so they may alter it and live forth their lives as intended, be it for the greater good or for the potential doom of the planet.

My tournament will be set-up something like this, only I draw it. I'll set up each match tournament style via random number draws, I'll draw a "Fight!" image with the two combatants, and an ending fight image with the victor having won the match, obviously. X3

But it won't be as simple as "I vote for -name- to win" No, each contestant has their own set of finishers. If you put a character in the tournament, you'll need 3 finishers of your own (3 kinds of vore, rather ;3), and just to throw things for an interesting loop, people may vote for me to interfere by finishing off the opponent myself. (in the Eternal Champions game, this was actually a way to kill the enemy, by having an evil version of the god of space/time end the enemy, generally by using their worst fear)


So that's my plan. Later today I'll set up a 'join recruit' journal with details I will need. But for the ahead of time, if you like this idea, have an image of your character ready. I won't draw you in this unless I have a clear-idea of what you look like, I won't draw based on bios. XP


Tell your friends about it. I plan to have at least a tournament of 16, but if I end up with a 128 bracket to draw, it'll be really fun for everyone. XD

I don't have alot of time right now as it is, due to work's demanding call, so I'll be quick I suppose.

As much as I've tried personally to deal with my recent problem and troubles that are, well, personal in nature, I suppose a journal rant can't hurt. much.

I'm sure everybody who knows me well enough knows my two key likes: Vore/Cockvore and the art/drawings/animations thereof. Especially when my umbreon-self is involved, and at times when my idol and real-life friend SpencerDragon is in it too. XP

Therein lies my problem. I've hit not only a very terrifically awful artist block, but as of late, I've snapped in what is my eternal struggle: Finding people who share my interest in vore ART.

Lately all I, well ALL THE TIME, all I hear and get from is people who continuously, without having and/or getting a clue, is to roleplay with me. And that just doesn't work for me.

Roleplaying and Drawing are, in my book, two very distinct aspects. One uses words and in some cases complete sentences and proper grammer to describe a scene of potential yiffy and voreness. Drawing puts that scene in a physical, eye-see form that I have grown to love.

And lately, aside from some of the obvious suspects, nobody is wanting to trade with me, I've been denied a large amount of commission offers, and random gifts don't happen often. XP

So I'm just very, very depressed with the large amount of people who like me only for the potential roleplay aspect I'll never do, and not alot of people who share my love for art and the making of it. Spencer feels for me on the subject, but he doesn't and won't draw yiffy things and cock vore, which is fine by my book, as long as he draws yummy vore. XP

So in conclusion, I'm a sad umbreon because of my lack of vore art. Which makes me something of a bastard and self-centered jerk for it, but it's the truth, and in reality, everybody has their own 'want have must' aspects, eh?



Off to work I go for now, I suppose.

Depressed. Brb later, k?

Heavy rush month finally over. Tired. Sweaty. Hungry. X3

I'll be popping back up on AIM now, and probably get back to drawing umbreon-related om-noms.

Decided to try to do a journal a week, since my last sudden disappearance caused concern to a few. XP

There's not alot to actually say about in the ways of updates to anything. I did draw something, to be posted when I get an approval from the someone it was meant for. Other then that, work is happening, sleep is rare, umbreon is vore. Everything that is always, all the time, consistant. XP

A late happy 4th of the July to American born n' raised, and a happy 4th anyway to other poke'mon lucky enough to not live there. XD *avoids American-Proud mobs*



PS - I don't hate my country. I just hate the way everyone is running it into the ground.

PPS - Why are you not in my balls yet? XP *stuffs*

Or something like that. XP

I'll be gone for about a month's time. Some shit's gone down and I won't be able to get online as much, if at all, for the rest of July. Long story short, I'm currently in the middle of the 'rush-month' as the company calls it. Hardly any time to get things done, but if you survive it the extra pay-hours are sweet. X3

In other news, I upgraded my RAM. XD

Or my entire computer, anyway. Got some parts to replace some skeptical looking ones. My friend did all the installing mumbo-jumbo since I am not computer hardware savvy, but it does run smoother, woo.

In other additional, not-so-great news, my car broke down (not entirely related to the hungry blue umbreon and my first car) and I had to go get it fixed up. Apparently the brakes decided to die immediately without warning. Luckily in a place where they weren't needed, IE the highway. So most of my incoming check is going to car repairs. Joy.

So I'll be gone for a time, don't worry about my disappearing and such, etc. etc. Feed an umbreon. Good times. X3

I imagine my work is crap compared to everyone else's. But I like how these Poke'Trainer Vore sprites turn out.

For those who have no idea what the fawk I'm talking about:

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2360172
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2361213

I did mine because apparently I'm a greedy umbreon. Lapseph earned his with awesomeness and umbreon-includings and I need to be drawing him more often anyway.

So here's my question:

If I offered these up for art trading and possibly commission-based, would anyone be interested? And if you'd pay for one, about how much?

I know they're not fantastic by any means but I like them. They take some amount of work to do, are custom-made (referances to trainer sprites may be used, but these aren't edited directly from them) and seem decent quality enough. And Lapseph went all <3's seeing his pop up. X3

As I said, if this does happen and receives good attention, I'll do both money-spending and art-trading, since I know what kind of shit this economy is going through. I'd end up spending money I get on other commissions probably anyway XD

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In the meantime I'll work on some other things until I get a solid idea of whether this would be a good idea or not. If you do think it's a good idea, spread the word!

-I don't roleplay. Ever. Stop asking. It's BORING to me. XP

-I am a prefered predator but by no means a '100% pred'. Still, as I said, I prefer a predator role.

-Charizards are my favorite meal in both directions prey goes for me, for many reasons. But I don't hate them. Do you hate, say, pizza, after eating it daily? (You know who you are.)

-My art is crap. I know this. But at least I am trying to improve (remember back when I did single sprite-edits with round circle-tool bellies on DA?) Don't be rubbing it in my face that I don't have a tablet/photoshop/relative artistic skill.

-On said note, I enjoy unrealistic, stretching-beyond-limits vore and cockvore. Such scenarios are, indeed, unrealistic. But, I get a hard on to these subjects. Is not a man entitled to the sweat of his brow? You blow a wad to whatever you enjoy, real-life possible or not, and I'll get my pleasure from a copywritten-character I call myself stuffing much larger and/or in great amounts pokemons and people down my throat and/or cock and blow mine own wad. X3

-I r grate engelish. But seriously, don't grammer-nazi me because I misuse their, they're, and such. At least 1 |)[]/V+ 7'/|*3 |_1|X3 +/-/15. Or leik theis lawlolaowlol.


I just felt these points should be said yet again because there's still some dense people who don't understand these concepts. And it aggrivates me. BROOKLYN RAGE!



Quick-Edit: Most of this journal applies to people who hit me up on AIM and bring up shit like this. Don't think I'm targetting any of you here on FA directly. XP

I'm at a blank for what to do. XP

You guys have seen all what I do.

open canvas sessions, regular drawings, storyboard-style drawings, custom sprites, sprite-edits, pathetic animation attempts, etc etc.

So you guys tell me what I should do next. Let's hear it, ideas and/or medias to do them in. XP

Speaking on the oC bit, I am certainly available to do them, if you can find me at a good time.

So yeah. I haven't updated in forever.

I blame work entirely. XP

Plotting to upload some art I did here and there eventually.

Sooo yeah. Umbreons. Vore. Om noms. X3

Well, it was a long, long month. But I'm back now. XP

Not much else to say right now. XP

Alright, today I'm going to attempt to upload everything that should be done/should have already been done. I'll be making submissions throughout the day rather then all at once as I have to touch up pictures so they at least look more like a 3rd grader did them, rather then a 1st grader. XP

Also, tommorow early morning, I'm taking a private military vehicle to a temporary workplace for a month. There I'll get to be on the job, in theory, 24/7. So no internet, no umbreon cockvore porn, and no fun coming up until I get back, which is scheduled for the end of next month. XP

In the meantime however, I noticed my drawing+story images got quite some attention, in the relative amount of favorites, comments and people telling me over AIM about them.

So when I get back, you people think I outta make more? XP

Well, the art trading idea was a bust it seems. Most people seem too busy or doubt their own artistic ability/supposive lack of it. XP

Anyway, I'm uploading a few things now.

In other news, I'll be gone practically all next month with very limited to no internet access due to work business.

Not that anybody will miss me. XP

So yeah. Gonna upload things today, some a few days from now, and such.

So I've hit an art rut of sorts. Work is making it difficult for me to draw, and when I do have a chance to draw I sit down and wonder what to draw until I can't draw anymore.

I mean sure enough I could draw my umbreon self cock-voring endless numbers of pokemon, animals, people and the like, but it's much more fun seeing others draw this subject. XP

So is there anyone out there that wants to trade at all? I'll draw pretty much anything (and I do mean anything, although the quality would be questionable) so long as you'd be willing to draw me cock-voring and/or with some saggy, bulgy balls filled with prey. X3

What's with everybody messaging me about wanting to RP/Roleplay/Storymake/etc. etc? XP

I got it laid out in black and white on my front page I don't roleplay yet this month alone I've got over 50 (no lie, actual number) new people on my recent buddies list who all wanted to get into roleplaying with me.

I just don't roleplay, period. There's nothing, for me, sexual about reading something, even if it does involve vore, porn, umbreons and a combination of the above. Reading is basically a chore to do for me. I can stand to talk to people, but writing out entire essays about *shoves you down my tall, slender cock, leaking pre-cum as he moans in pleasure with your form beginning to bulge and form impressions alongside the muscular chamber---* as much as it might work for others, it doesn't for me. I'm an artist by heart, abeit a rather poor one, but I can get off and jerk that much better to even my crappy doodles, let alone magnificent art by many others of my voracious self, then a novel in progress. XP

I'm not bashing those who see roleplaying and stories as art, nor am I making fun of those who do. I'm just saying, if you REALLY like reading that much, look at my front page and notice that I don't roleplay and don't waste both of our times, you fuckin' noobs! XD

Oh, and anymore people who ask me to roleplay: Insta-Block. Just putting it out there.

What can I say, other then when I look for porn to fap to, it's a predatory umbreon image/comic/animation? X3

/enddrama


On other notes, I am nearly finished with some pieces I promised Charem for such a close Domination Battle. I'm, as always, still available for art-trades. ;3

On other other note, happy heart-stabbing day! I'm working a 12 hour shift during this wonderful day, already done with 6 and returning soon to accomplish another 6. XP I was going to draw a terrible pun involving cock-vore, but I think I'll spare the holiday another year.

Three of them, although one is just a simplier form of the other. Posting them now.

More stuff to come soon, just hold on yous guys. XP

Also, still available for trades~ Horny umbreon loves being drawn with a bulgy sac <3

First off, biiiig thanks to everyone who supported me in the domination arena. X3 Although some of you went abit far and got carried away, in the end I got myself a charmeleon to churn in the sac, and I was a very happy bree. <3

On that note as well, after some words with Charem, I'm going to do him a little something. He wanted a little more definition in the final image or even a cutaway, and I also promised him if I won I'd do him a small 'runner-up' prize of a other time where I slide up and in. XP I'll draw those and post them shortly.


Anyway, on to other news.

I am going to be fixing up my computer. This may or may not take some days. Paint is not opening which means something is terribly wrong. If I can't open paint to draw terribly, that is. XP

Still intend to do some more humour-based vore images based on internet memes and popular quotes. Those will come also when my computer is fixed and/or exchanged. XP

And, you know, I'm always available for art-trading. X3

And being terribly greedy, drawing me out of the blue is fine too. XD

Yeah, I'm a greedy little bastard. XP


On non-art related topics, I've been going rather rampant on flash-based game playing. Here's some rather noteable ones.

Mastermind: http://www.kongregate.com/games/the.....orld-conquerer : This game plays awfully familiar to another game I've seen somewhere before. XP But this game, from my playthrough, for a flash game has alot of work put into it, and the generic minion quotes are pretty hilarious. X3 It's a strategy 'blow-up-the-world' kind of game, lots of generic villain things, and a good time waster for at least an hour.

Perfect Balance: http://www.kongregate.com/games/ttu.....erfect-balance : A puzzle flash that puts the balance in unbalanced. Or, something. DX It's terribly difficult and stressful for a game that tells you to relax alot. GRAVITY IS A LIE! But still, once you figure out the physics, give it a try! The kind of game that demands pixel-perfection to win but most if not all puzzles have multiple solutions. I managed to make a tower of circles with exact clicking. XD

Platform Racing 2: http://www.kongregate.com/games/Jig.....tform-racing-2 : This is an example of turning the most simple of ideas and making it into what could be something epic if worked on. The game title says it all, it's a platform racer. Think Mario Kart, but without the kart and more of the platforming style. Can play online with up to 4 players with only minor lag to my experience, slight RPG element, and nice soundtrack choices to boot. Can make your own levels and invite others to try and race on it, and it's simple enough in style to run on lower end computers yet still nice enough to enjoy. I got up to level 17 before I stopped, and that's quite high. XP


Aside from flash based games, I've been trying that infamous game I Wanna Be The Guy. I'm failing, in every sense of the word. I can't get to the second boss. Double Jump Doesn't Work! Awkward Physics! MIKE TYSON! SPOILERS! CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL! CHAOOOOOOOOOOOOS CONTROL FOR COOL!

Yeah. I'm pumped full of sugar. And also very excited. Can you tell? X3


Anyway, brb and all. Two days tops, I hope. Stay yummy you guys. X3 *packs a few of you into a lunchbox*

Well, with the vore battle nearing a close, I took a gander over most of the votes and comments over at Armorines page.

I lol'd.

First off, whereas battles 1 and 2 Armorine did were much more, to put simply, straightforward, this matchoff between me and Charem mounted into a tiny little war, full of it's own share of drama, heartbreak, cheating (without me or Charem's influence no less), and terribly epic nonsense.

First off, we got the people who vote not for the favorite, but for who they want to lose. XD This I find funny on my side, not so much for Charems though. Charem seems to be taking a more 'Wishful death' beating, while people want to see me, an 'invincible character' who never gets eaten, put in my place. Almost like a certain 'drama' character who was '100% pred'. Wait...what?

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1922408
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1622532
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1948294
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1493679
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1333007
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1925077
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1484504
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1154620
and of course http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1149168/

Those being easily linked/copypaste images only.

While it is true I have shit-tons more predator pictures, that because it's what I enjoy, for fucks sake. XD I find umbreon predators a very yes sexual turn-on, umbreon food not so much. So while I wanted to win it, getting shoved up Charem's ass, which can still very well happen, isn't and shouldn't be such a terribly big deal as it is.

Also, I've seen that alot of people made multiple accounts, or created accounts, just to vote for this match. Is this match really that epic? XP For those curious, no, I did not make accounts myself to vote, and I believe neither has Charem. We both know each other on real-life terms and we both won't go so far as to cheat on something we can both enjoy, although seeing that charmeleon in my balls would be murr. ;3

Charem and me are rather close friends actually, and this battle was made in every sense to be a friendly spar. Yet to everybody else, this is a must-put dignity on the line, both for the voters and for us poke'mans.

Way to go Fur Affinity. Way to fucking go. X3 *two thumbpaws up*


P.S. This is more or less a mock journal depicting how incredibly awesome and retarded some people made our match turn out to be. So no srsly comments. But do tell me how you feel as well if you like. =3

P.P.S. Just to prove my own sportsmanship, I'll say it now, if I happen to win, just to make things even more awesome, although my art isn't so awesome, I'll draw some charmeleon/umbreon 'finisher' on my own terms, because I can. O=

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1945041/

I think I'm currently losing by like 5-10 votes. Support your local hungry/horny umbreon. X3

Also, I might be offline for a bit. I should be back in a few days, maybe a week. =3