You know the drill. Ask this Spinosaurus something.

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Happy December Holidays from a Spinosaurus! *slurps your face*

Ask away ladies and gentle beings!

I think you're supposed to ask me something?
Try to keep it appropriate?

Go ahead -I'll try not to eat you

I do not have the exact sense of humor to understand a lot of them. I will interpret them the wrong way, or simply fail to see the humor.

If its a joke making fun of a tragedy, whether it happened directly or inditectly, it still affects you, and it is not funny. If you think things like that are funny, go fuck yourself. Go tell them to other sickos like you, and leave me out of it.

If you are around me, even in real life, keep jokes to a minimum or preferably keep them to yourself. I don't want to hear it. No ifs, no buts. You nothing nice to say, or you have some sick joke to tell, shut your yap.

When I tell jokes, they are serious jokes, or have a meanng behind them, dame with poems and etc when I write them.

Have a nice day.

Happy Thanksgiving everyone! Hope you all have a good day of food, togetherness, and any other traditions to like to follow on this day. I "promise" I won't eat you!

Hello everyone who bothers reading this.

I was wondering, what does it mesn if I do not forgive people easily, don't truly forgive yhem? Or if I don't honestly believe this opposite or opposing person is ever truly "sorry"?

I honestly, have and admit I have trust issues with people. Before you say or ask it, no I am not anti-social; far from it. I enjoy talking when I feel comfortable to do so, and lets be honest, this Dinosaur can and will talk your ear off if I get into a subject. At least I know when to stop.

But frankly, I find myself not liking people in general less and less. I have had past experiences growing up, and then during my teens I began to think people (especially humans. Shut the fuck up with your "oh but you're human too!" shit. You think i even remotely enjoy it? Not even close) are scum. And it got worse, and now look I am 21 years old.

I had a recent past experience I wish I could forget but cannot thanks to having PTSD from it to the point where I get VERY angry just talking abd thinking about, abd wishing some of those individuals got murdered gruesomely. Added even my grandmother said something to me in a still recent conversation that really hurt me, and increased my negative view on people.

What does this even mean? I would appreciate some input, theories or some such. If you are going to be joking around type a wise crack, get the fuck away from me.

Have a Happy Halloween, whether you trick-or-treat or not. Stay safe out there!

We were hot dropped into a American sort of city-suburb environment, minus the civilians. The only signs of life were that of strange creatures that must of likely eaten everyone that hadn't evacuated the area, but that didn't bother me.

The squad and myself spread out from the drop zone and decided to investigate and figure out what happened to allow for the creatures to take up residence. These creatures looked sort of like normal animals, only they were "highly evolved" and looked sort of like mutants, but not ugly mutants. I decided to go it alone, and was pressing forward in an enlarged alley way that had really big tree roots and such growing in and out of it -nature was taking over; it was beautiful to me.


Taking a few more steps, something came around the corner, and was charging through a bunch of water, giving off a really awesome effect as it was coming on all fours. I fired my light machine gun weapon, but decided to get out of the way and scramble onto one of the big roots so the thing couldn't get me. This creature seemed to look almost like a hairless bulldog in its facial structure, but much more handsome and it almost looked human, but not exactly; kinda like stalker's zone evolution in a sense.

It was trying to climb up and get at me, but alas was too heavily built to do the deed, so ended up firing on it, aiming for its head and landing my shots. Strangely enough, it didn't seem my weapon -a Squad Automatic Weapon- wasn't really phasing it. This firing from myself, and the handsome creature went for about four minutes when I stopped firing and decided to observe it.

I think it noticed that I was stopping in my efforts to hurt it, and it actually STOOD UP like a person, using muscly digitgrade legs of a sort, and stared back up at me with its not quite beady black eyes.

I felt sorry for it; it had a sort of sad, desperate hungry look in its eyes, as if it had been depraved of a meal for a long time, despite its muscled appearance. That's when I smiled and decided to help it in the only way possible that popped into my dino mind: I held out my weapon and dropped it next to the creature, which it then gave me a puzzled look. A moment later, I leaned down, as I put my claws and arms together , looking like I was going to perform an awkward dive similar to a pool swimmer.


This handsome muscled creature seemed to get the message as he opened his mouth -the monster was male in appearance, but lacked genitalia- at a decent size, nothing warped or snake-like, which didn't bother me non.

My claws entering his mouth, I let gravity and its own strong grip pull and push me into his mouth, my vision filled with the light of outside, only to be doused with the warm, slightly humid, wet interior.


Eagerly, the sexy beast began to swallow my form down, hungrily, but gently. My claws, arms snout and head were noisily being swallowed down, making a big bulge in his esophagus as he took more of me in along with the gear I was wearing -I believe his belly was more than capable of handling such inorganic material; evolution has allowed vultures, crocodiles and sharks to do such things. Taking in my sail with fascinating ease and not injury to it oddly enough, the creature started to walk on its two three toes feet as it continued to swallow myself, legs and tail dangling; not putting up any resistance or fuss, fully accepting what was going to happen, I did want to help this creature after all.

Reaching its stomach, my snout and head entered easily as he continued to swallow, gulp, and slurp hungrily from the outside as i could hear its two hearts pounding away and lungs taking in oxygen. Roughly five minutes later, after several hungry swallows, he slurped up my tail like a tasty asian noodle, and gave one last huge, hungry gulp, sealing my fate and swallowing me down as a delightfully big bulge.


Once fully settled in, the creature's belly was a decent size and rounded, combined with my curled up spinosaurus form in a sort of fetal position -it was kinda tight in there since I was(6'2) pretty big.

I could hear gurgles, glorks, blorps and groans all around me as its stomach was recognizing it had received food, and was going to eventually start the usually digestive process, at least I think it was. Thus creature didn't seem to be mean at all to me, just doing whatever it usually did in its new habitat of a city. Feeling the belly tighten in some spots, I surmised it was cradling and hugging its stomach as it continued to walk, the fleshy, cozy chamber wobbling as he walked. A moment later, there was a loud rumbling, followed by a thunderous belch, making me jaw smile in the darkness of the beast's tummy; I was trying to stifle a dinosauric giggle.

Hoping I sated and made the creature happy and satisfied, I was would sigh happily, hugging myself as I curled up and accepted this, convenient fleshy ride, minutely wondering where the beast was going to go. If he digested me, I didn't mind. If it wasn't going to, I did not mind either. All that mattered to me was: I was in a nice warm, cozy, fleshy accommodation, safe and protected by this large beast from the outside world and the possible dangers on the exterior, preventing it from starving and helping in its time of need. Then I woke up.

Attention all of those whom know me on Xbox Live!
I have quit my subscription, and it'll be lost on October 24th. I will not be playing online anymore, or forking whatever it was per month for Gold membership. Xbox 360 Live will be Extinct fairly soon by default, to make way completely for the Xbox One's Online instead.

This is not a loss to me, since it'll free up some capital pressure off of my mother, added I honestly, and truly only played Xbox because Halo wasn't all completely on Pc like it should be (in my opinion). Otherwise I wouldn't have touched Xbox at all. Anyone whom knows me from Xbox, you probably know my steam, so I'm not going to erase you or anything like that, I just won't be online on that thing anymore.

And no, I 'm not abandoning Halo, I'm just not going to playing console anymore, its been a wild ride but in the end, I'm going to stick with PC and my older consoles if I feel like dusting off nostalgia with the Wii or something -or if I wanna just play Halo offline by myself (since no one comes to my house).

Just thought I'd let you know in case you one day are like, "Whoa where'd SkirmisherDak go?"

Gonna try this out:

Hey everyone ! I have a question to ask all of ya!

Gryphons are pretty awesome creatures, and I have seen some really neato designs by lots of you out there but here's the thing:

Gryphons are usually Avians, with hindquarters of some big cat.
Hippogriffs are Avians with the hindquarters of a horse.

Soo....what is is called if it has the front of an Avian, and the hindquarters of a Canine?

Hey everyone, I would like to make a small announcement.

Due to my college class being very important to what I want as a career, I highly likely won't be on my pc as often (texting from my phone). If anyone cares.


Also, I am going to be quitting Xbox 360 live at some point in the weekend; I have nothing to do there, have very little interest in Xbox One, and would rather have my awesome mother have one less thing to pay for.

Plus all I honestly played xbox at all for was Halo. And that would be the reason uf I even graced Xbox One. So I basically have no real purpose or value for console (s) anymore. It was fun console, but times have changed.


This doesn't mean I am abandoning Halo or anything, still and will hopefully always be a fan, but I hope you get the idea.

My class goes to somewhere in December, so just giving you a news update. Have a good one.

Hey everyone, hope you're doing well.

Just wanted to make a small announcement:

Most of you should, by now, know I love Vore, or Voraphilia. However as of late, I've been talking to awesome friends of mine about the topic (you should know whom you are), and found out I'm more of an Endosama guy.

Endosamatophilia is the love of being inside someone else's body or having someone inside your body; safe and sound, alive and well. Digestion is usually never ever done, and the prey is eventually let back out into the world. It is also seen as a way of bonding between both predator and prey and so on; digestion is an option, if the party so chooses.

And also as of late I've been feeling a bit different in the terms of vore. I am developing into what is known as an "Unwilling Predator". A Predatory creature or being that does eat things (be it animals, sentients and etc) but is usually hesitant about doing it, or doesn't want to at all, but ends up doing it under specific circumstances -either by accident, or even sometimes the prey "forcing" their way into the predatory party.

Now it might come off as crazy -a Big Spinosaurus not wanting to go nuts and eat people, insane!
Well I'm technically a Piscivore -a Fish eater-, and I LOVE fish. Granted I'll stick to eating fish and other small animals -maybe even big ones if I'm lucky, but other than that, there is highly likely chance I won't eat you.

The worst case scenario the has you end up being food for me, is if you happen to encounter me when I am really hungry, or out hunting. I may occasionally be a bit territorial, and just run you out of my home- which could wind you up being hurt. Otherwise I'll be doing my best to be kind and polite like I am in real life. It hurts me, to hurt other people without reason.

Now on the Endo topic a bit: I while not wanting exactly to eat another being (whole most of the time), I do enjoy having prey in my belly -squirming is always nice-, but not to intentionally hurt you. I would regurgitate you back out after a bit (though personally I hope you are okay by that point), unless you..want a full tour.


Another thing:

Just because I am a big, prehistoric walking fossil, doesn't mean I'm not capable of doing other things. I don't have to go around eating people, or causing misery and havoc everywhere I go. Added as  thunderstrike23 said, "I do not want to be known as a fetish machine."

I wish to do more than just eating people so much, granted I'm not LEAVING vore, but I just would like to try something different, if that makes sense.
Even if I'm a big Dinosaur, I don't have to be a big meanie.

Hello everyone! Whats that? This dino made something about delicious humans?!

That's right! Question for all of you lot is this, "What or whom is your favorite fictional Human Military (force)?

It can be from ANYWHERE -games, books, whatever (just try not to be racist/speciest if you can help please).

For myself, my favorite is the Hazardous Environment Combat Unit or "H.E.C.U." from Half Life/Black Mesa Source.

Their uniforms look amazing to me, their designs are delightful, their attitudes/mannerisms are amusing and sometimes down-right scary at times, and the gear/weapons they use are pretty nice in my opinion. They never seem to let up/quit stalking and chasing you down either, meaning they are relentless ^^;

Plus I...have a weakness for Marines (not Space Marines though :P).

What about the rest of you?

Hey everyone, looks like our poor excuse of a government is up to no good, AGAIN

http://yedg.tumblr.com/post/124513915536

Honestly, all the data's session in Congress and everyone like that -including art thieves make enough money, just go away and go back to your holes, and stay there.

Considering as far a we know, Dinosaurs did not have Vocal cords to produce speech like people do, which also kinda goes for most animals in present day.
Now I know what you're thinking, "But its Furry/Scalie and otherwise! We can whatever we want!" but really...Dinos didn't even have uvulas either.

The question I pose to you now is: Should I have the ability to produce "people" speech? I dunno if I should or not. If I don't have the ability to produce speech, you're just going to get sounds and noises from me, but in my mind, I am speaking.

What do you think?

Borrowing this with Permission from  Taluthus

1. What is your name?
*smiles* "Dark Shadowscale, nice to meet you!"

2. Do you know why you were named that?
*non threateningly growls* "Well...I have a dusty complexion, with a bit of darkish colorations..it helps in swampy or dark areas I suppose? And *rubs his right arm* I have soft scales, two plus two equals four."

3. Single or taken?
"Single, and not looking for a mate." *glares at you*

4. Have any abilities or powers?
"Well I have nictitating membranes on my eyes" *points* "Otherwise, just friendly neighborhood Spinosaurus."

5. Stop being a Mary Sue!
*scratches the side of his head* "Uhm...what?"

6. What's your eye color?
"Brownish, though it appears a bit yellowish."

7. How about hair color?
*Grr* "Feathers! they are feathers!" *rubs his feathered mane* "A dusty desert tan."

8. Have you any family members?
"Eheh yeah...though you wouldn't want to get'em angry...unless you want a nice wet home.." *grins*

9. Oh? How about pets?
"No -just a fuzzy little brother whom I love very much."

10. That's cool, I guess. Now tell me something you don't like.
Lemons
Horses
Communism
Cigarette smoke
Sharp noises
Scraping sounds
Drivers who don't use their turn signals
Winter/cold weather
Nxoious scents
Latex
(There's a lot)

11. Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?
Play video games
Read a good book
Draw when up to it
chat with friends
Collect action figures
Bird watch
Roleplay
Eating small animals
Watching movies
Sleeping
Long walks

12. Have you ever hurt anyone in any way before?
*exhales from his nostrils* "Sorry, that's personal."

13. Ever… killed anyone before?
"Only if I eat them" *yawns* "I can't really cough them up either."

14. What kind of animal are you
*Resists the urge to roar* "I'm a Spinosaurus Aegyptiaus" *smirks* "Though I like to add Americanus after it."

15. Name your worst habits
*There's a high-pitched growl* "Eating whatever, or whomever is in the room if I'm really hungry.."
Making odd sounds
Speaking in double meanings
Sometimes being a bit slow moving
Procrastination (Working on fixing it though)

16. Do you look up to anyone at all?
"John F. Kennedy, best President ever." *smiles*

17. Are you gay, straight, or bisexual?
*tilts his head* "I'm Asexual -not interested in mating interactions with anyone."

18. Do you go to school?
"Gonna try to b a Vet Tech if possible -lots of classes to acheive it."

19. Ever want to marry and have kids one day?
*chuckles* "Noooo", *shakes his head* "I don't think I'm father material..I'm a little afraid of being divorced, and I'd probably eat the litter buggers."

20. Do you have fangirls/fanboys?
*cracks an eye ridge* "I don't know...?"

21. What are you most afraid of?
"Being alone, losing my loved ones...and death." *bows his head, feeling sad*

22. What do you usually wear?
"Oh I usually wear long sleeve garb -so I can trap heat and be warm." *looks at himself, not wearing anything* "Or just be in the scales."

23. What's one food that tempts you?
"Erm...*fidgets* I'm a little too embarrassed to tell you..."

24. Am I annoying you?
"No...but dinner is in a few minutes..." *grins, his belly rumbling*

25. Well, it's still not over!
*Growls* "Make it quick...or I'll be the last thing you talk to..."

26. What class are you (low class, middle class, high class)?
*cracks eye ridge* "Why does that matter?"

27. How many friends do you have?
"Good online friends, but as for best friends, I have two, though I don't know what happened to my former bestie...hope he's alright though."

28. What are your thoughts on pie?
*bares his teeth and lightly snarls* "Its disgusting!"

29....*Urr-URRP!* "I couldn't resist..." *grins, slurps his chops*

30. Favorite drink?
Whole milk
Orange Juice (pulp less)
Apple Juice
V8 vegetable juice
Water -Purified

31. What's your favorite place?
"Anywhere warm and dry, and doesn't use porta-johns."

32. Are you interested in anyone~?
"..wondering what you taste like.." *slowly approaches*

33. That was a stupid question.
"Indeed.." *licks his chops*

34. Would you rather swim in a lake or the ocean?
"A lake -at least I know I can be rescued if something goes wrong."

35. What's your type?
"Ground/water..?"

36. Any fetishes?
"Heheh, you'll find out if you really want to..."

37. Seme or uke?
*tilts is head, making a 'hmm?" sound* "Some sort of Japanese thing?"

38. Camping or indoors?
"Both -just no coffin bags!"

39. Who are you gonna tag?
"Anyone who wants to do this thing in the comments."

40. That's it, we're done
"Good.." *grins toothily, walking to the interviewer, pouncing them to the floor....*

Happy Memorial Day, and thank you all the Courageous American and Nato soldiers fighting to protect everyone's respective ways of life.

It felt an average day in California, or at least my dream's California. I walking back from school to my parents's place, they were not divorced, but there was tension that you could smell. As I was approaching the house and pulling out my keys, I stopped, hearing something in the air, like a series of sounds, only to turn and see something impact with the ground before my eyes. As it impacted, a small very bright flash the I looked down from went off, followed by a mushroom cloud. As soon as that went away, I banged on the door, but no one answered yet. That's when someone called for my attention -some black woman that looked affiliated with the government appeared in the street and was basically ordering me to come over, so I obeyed. She pulled a lever as I asked her what was going on as the road seemed to be lifting out of the ground with her activity as all she said was," Hang on! I'm getting us out of here!"
I then said, "Not with out my parents! My house (which looked like a brick apartment in the dream) is right there!"
As if on Que, the door opened and they came running over, wondering if I was okay and what was the commotion all about. The government lady then answered, "We were just hit by a nuclear weapon -a fragment of the weapon struck back here some feet away. We must evacuate -a retaliatory strike from us is bound to happen any moment."
Hearing this, we knew that there was about to be a nuclear war, and we wondered where should go -if we could pack up first. The G-Woman allowed this, as we ran back into our house and began to pack camping equipment, clothes and etc. Mom was calling her friends as Dad and I packed stuff for mom too. After this was said and done we had everything ready, and put it all in our truck. The lady then said we must leave for the mountains or the country side -somewhere safe so we wouldn't perish when or if more of these weapons s would hit. We then clambered into the truck and sped off -for some reason not everyone got the message, so the roads were surprisingly a bit clear. A long time later, mom had told her friends to rendezvous with us at an unnamed camp recreational park; arriving, the friends also made it about the same time as we all unpacked and discussed what to o, or at least the grown ups did, I just kept my mouth shut and listened. We decided to have lunch, and during that time Dad was acting like a jerkasaurus, and ignoring me too. After a while everyone finished eating, as I was able to finish first and walked around the table a little bit, listening to the conversation. That when I heard pooting come from these lady friends of my mom's, and stomach gurgles, showing they were having bowel troubles or something like that and they were saying we should all sty put for the night that was coming and in my mind, I knew we were going to have to leave the older of her friends behind, knowing they'd slow has down, but I didn't say anything, I figured I'd tell my parents in private first so we could make our own way and find somewhere secluded and safe from what was to come. Then I woke up.

Happy Easter everyone, have a great day celebrating in your own special ways!

Rest in peace Leonard Nimoy.
He died at age 83 of a chronic lung disease on February 27.

https://tv.yahoo.com/blogs/tv-news/.....171803235.html

He was a very great man from what I have read. It would seem we are now down to:
William Shatner -Kirk
Walter Konig -Chekov
Nichelle Nicols -Uhura
George Takei -Sulu.

I can only hope it was a peaceful death -like going away in your sleep.
He may be gone, but he will forever remain in our hearts and memories.

Happy Valentines Day everyone! Single or not, you have a great day and have fun

I had a nice short dream before waking up this morning

Lastnight I had recieved two emails from a guy who hadn't attended the first day of this semester's college class in Geology. So he's asking, "Oh my god, I wasn't in the class! What do we do? there' a quiz and what do I do??"

So I just calmly emailed back saying, "Read Chapter 1, its only 20 pages. If you have PowerPoint, there are notes on the website you can look at too."

So now the dream takes place the next day basically in the dream world, and instead of me having to drive to the college I had to take the bus for this instance. I was my dinosaur form for this (which is the first time in the dream world for me), had pants, a shirt, sweater, and my backpack with two note books, my class "text book" -not a hard cover- and pens. I was with another human from the class whom was on my left, while the human who emailed me was on my right.

We're waiting at the bus stop so we can get a ride to the school when the guy breaks the silence and says, "Oh crap I can't go to school tonight (its night school) -I forgot to do study or something..!", he said. This resulted in the left human rolling his eyes and shaking his head basically "Wow I can't believe that".

So the right guy turns to leave as I roll my eyes and sigh, then turn to follow him for a moment. I then say, "I'll make sure you don't miss class again!", smirking toothily.
He turns his head to hear my voice literally right behind him as I gripped his shoulders with my claws, sinking them in a little bit through his clothes, just to be sure he couldn't move easily without dragging me along. Before he could react any further, I opened up my jaws and engulfed his head; he wasn't struggling at first -probably "shocked" or bewildered by the fact his head was inside of someone else's mouth -especially a dinosaur! I say shocked because the left guy was watching and staring -not willing ot do anything to stop me from what I was doing right before his eyes.

A moment later, I began to move down, and then tilt my head up, holding him with my arms so I could begin swallowing and gulping him down; thankfully there was no one else around but the other human, otherwise this might have been a little difficult to do if someone freaked out and tried to stop this. About 15 minutes later, I managed to swallow the human down, clothes and all, resulting in a nice "sizable" bulge in my stomach as it accommodated my "passenger". I did my best to lick my chops afterwards, having been able to taste his salty skin as I swallowed him down, and returned to the buss stop, occasionally holding my belly with my claws and rubbing it gently, sighing happily while I stood there like nothing happened at all. The left human was still there, having not run away, just staring at me, speechless at what he had just seen. A moment later, I let out a nice echoing belch -we were the only ones there-, and sighed again, not bothering to say excuse me since in my mind, there was nothing to apologize for as I looked to the staring person, and smirked before returning my gaze to looking and wondering when the bus would arrive. It wouldn't exactly matter for the human inside my belly though -my digestive process is similar to that of a Crocodile, so he wouldn't be in there forever, but it would probably take a while for him to break and melt down (since Crocodiles have an interesting way for digesting the food they eat. Go look it up, its quite fascinating. Its also very painful if you're alive too). But look at the bright side: He won't miss class ever again!

Yup! I got to take a small lesson and such about how to fire a pistol and it was great! I was allowed to use a Ruger .22 Semiautomatic pistol, USA. I got to try it with Iron sights and a Dot Scope (basically had this weird red dot in the scope. It was really weird to me). I personally enjoy Iron sights better instead of these fancy scopes people use. The dot kept "disappearing" which made me take longer to shoot when I tired the scope out. It feels like an aim assist or something that says,, "Okay now you can shoot". I don't like that; if I want to shoot, I want to shoot when I WANT to, not have something tell me when its ready, but that's just me. I fired on paper targets that were five yards, 7 yards and even 10 yards. With the last few shots we had left, I bought a paper Leprechaun called "Shamus", and first tried it at 10 yards with iron sights; he (not saying the Instructor's name for his privacy) thought it was a little odd that I wanted to try and shoot a 10 yard target with a pistol with IRON SIGHTS but I said I wanted to do it. I managed to land all five shots on his hat part of the head, while at 6 yards away I landed three shots on his face: One right between the eyes more towards his left eye, and two others on the other side of that left eye. The other two landed on his head where hi hat was located. He was pretty impressed I could land all five shots on at the ten yard distance ^^;

I have very excellent eyesight -to me, scopes are like giving an eagle a monocle. It already has excellent vision, so why are you messing it up?
Also you know whats awesome and amusing? I am a left handed person, and I SHOOT left handed very well.

Overall, this was such an awesome experience, I might go there again!