In the interest of my writing career, I'm taking poetry and short story requests.

Like I've said, I'm kind of busy with other things, so I'm only taking two requests.

Restrictions: No porn, and nothing that can be construed as porn. No vore stuff either. Basically, if it's Not Safe For Work, then I'm Not Going To Work On It.

What I do: I write poetry, among other things, but with requests, I'll write poetry and short stories. I love sestinas, so if you have a format in mind, don't hesitate to tell me. Genres I have experience doing are contemporary fiction, sci-fi, and fantasy.

<slot 1> - Robinfd1 - Short Story - Status: Just Started
<slot 2>

The number of slots isn't very strict, but if I have 3 or more requests, please don't bother asking :/.

For poems, I need the theme and content that you desire. If there's a strict format for the poem (sestinas, for example), then you should give me what I need for it (with sestinas, six words are repeated throughout the poem; if you want a sestina, give me an idea of the six words for it).

For short stories, I'll need characters and the plot which you wish the story to go. I'll also need a setting from you.

Ugh, I know no one's likely going to be reading this, but still, I shall write this! =D

Anyways, "Why do I do this?" Ugh, why do I get so easily inspired by things? I started writing up notes for some short story or something that reminded me of Kafka's "Der Prozess". D: Why do I do this to myself? I already have that collab to write! T~T

Maybe if I just type up as many of the notes for this new story, then the story will get out of my head so I can keep writing the collab.

Yeah, I guess that's what I'll do... :V

Guess what? I'm a procrastinating bastard. You don't know me, so I figure I should tell you that right now... But yes, I'm a procrastinating bastard, and the best thing for me to do to actually get shit done, is to write up a list of things to do... A "To Do List" of sorts.

[] Contact (Let's call him "Guy") Guy About Collab

Oh, I'm sorry. I missed something, let me do this again:

[] Get the balls to contact Guy about collab
[] Contact Guy about collab

There! That's better! But it seems to be missing something... Hmm...:

[] Get the balls to contact Guy about collab
[] Continue writing the fucking collab
[] Contact Guy about collab

Fuck, no, wait... No, that won't do.

If I do things that way, then I'll never get any writing into this collab...

Maybe:

[] Continue writing the fucking collab
[] Get the balls to contact Guy about collab
[] Contact Guy about collab

Hmm... Let's add something to that, shall we?:

[] Get priorities straight
[] Continue writing the fucking collab
[] Get the balls to contact Guy about collab
[] Contact Guy about collab

Perfect.