Just a heads up that Strype has a delightfully informative journal that'll help you hide the sidebar with a minimum of pain: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/6690129/

I understand the need to show ads and all, but that thing is trashy and obnoxious and so huge it forcibly downsizes art even after you click to expand it. I knew IMVU would be bad news.

Watch this and be filled with envy, you sad human landmeat: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQ5oaNdJKx8

Whenever I see a hot new piece of art from a popular artist, I like to make a silent bet with myself as to how many comments it'll be before certain behaviors or statements show up. What I look for, in descending order:

1: "Nice paws!" (Yes, this makes me an enormous hypocrite.)

2: "I wish this would happen to me"/"I wish I had a mate" SO SHUT UP AND MAKE IT HAPPEN YOU SADSACK

3: Unsolicited roleplaying. What do you -mean- you're kneeling down alongside him? I don't see you in the picture.

4: Completely unrelated, weird as shit roleplaying. WHO ARE YOU AND WHY ARE YOU TURNING INTO A BEE

5: "Murr"

Am I the only one who does this?

http://i.imgur.com/Cq18kAc.jpg

pizza horse

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NTaoheLMvM

that is all

Okay, number one: What self-respecting corporation buys a site full of animal head people fucking in soiled diapers? Two: How do they expect to make more than a pittance running this place? Three: How does it enhance their brand in any way?

What the shit is going on?!

https://twitter.com/DrugForumsBest

You gonna live your whole life in fear or nut up and buy your roids?

Baywatch Kids

B- WEEDGOKU69 THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR SUBSCRIBING MAN, WELCOME TO THE FAMILY, A LITTLE TOOT OF THE KAZOO TO YOU MY FRIEND *Twee*

Like I was saying, the thing with Alien Isolation is that GAYLORDBONERHITLER, GOOD TO HAVE YOU BRO, WELCOME TO THE FAMILY, THANK YOU SO MUCH. A LITTLE TOOT OF THE KAZOO TO YOU, MY FRIEND. *Twee*

W- OH WOW A FIFTY DOLLAR DONATION, WOW, JUST WOW, I KNOW I SAY THIS ALL THE TIME BUT I JUST AM NOT WORTHY, YOU GUYS ARE INCREDIBLE and I'm dead.

A real thing that I saw on the front page just now. Probably.

I didn't click it.

...enters burning apartment of LIL BABY MONEY.

LIL BABY MONEY is distraught. He informs player that his "bitches is burning" and presses a fire extinguisher into player's hands before running to safety.

Gameplay resumes. Player must explore apartment of LIL BABY MONEY whilst avoiding fire hazards and extinguishing burning prostitutes.

Second objective begins when player has extinguished five prostitutes in total. BIG MILKY D and THE ICE MEN enter apartment and attempt to stop player from guiding prostitutes to safety.

After sustaining sufficient damage, BIG MILKY D will escape through a window. Player must...

Saw it on Steam and went digging. Evidently it has a super robust character creator with a number of different races and possible mentors. You can actually train under Mr. Satan! The fucking CHAMP, man. The idea of a goddamned Super Saiyan fighting like a total klutz is filling me with immense glee.

I hope I never live to outgrow the spectacle of aryan supermen flying around and beating the shit out of space aliens.

Just looked at my watcher count for the first time and it suddenly hit me that I've been exposing 170+ people to my weirdo stream of consciousness journals. On that note, I'd like everyone to know that last night brought me a dream wherein an undead werewolf fucked my ass into oblivion.

His dick was really cold.

I liked it.

Bye.

Let's be honest with one another: If you try going ahead with that resolution right now, you're probably not gonna follow through on it. I'm sure you had the best of intentions and you may have even come up with some sort of 12 step plan, but we both know where this is going. You're gonna give up on it in a week and by the time the next year rolls around, you'll have forgotten all about your miserable failure and the cycle will begin anew. Why not set some goals in May, see how that pans out for you?

And for the love of fuck, don't try opening a gym membership right now. It ain't gonna be pretty in there.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLb9EIiSyG8

Kind of adorable, honestly.

I hope everyone has a good one!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bU7OKUnRxHc

CHOKE ON IT

Rocketknight: i should just run a cat tonging blog

*Looks up, his slavering maw dripping with blood and gristle*

Actually, it's about ethics in games journalism.

Try not to forget that, okay? It might help to wear sunglasses.

What kind of idiot ghost would haunt a video game? What a weak ass ghost. Fight me bitch, I'll give you something to be scared of.

Fucker idiot.

I'm surprised at how good it feels now that I've had a few days to retrain my brain for the 3DS controls, but... Let's talk Mega Man. Playing Mega Man is a war between three different muscle memories: Mega Man, Smash and Smash on a GCN controller. You cannot hold the attack button to charge, you must tilt. Down and jump does not slide, down and attack slides. I can double jump? But wait, I'm not playing as Bass!

Having said all this, once you've mentally remapped his moves to the proper Smash inputs you are but one simple realization from playing him well: You are fighting a boss. This is a boss battle. Run away, slide when needed, use your special weapons and punish mistakes with charge shots, but above all keep your distance. Jump and shoot, jump and shoot, jump and shoot.

Furries, please stop. The parade of animatronic fursonas on the front page is leaving me super spooked. Also weirdly aroused, but mostly spooked.

Red Letter Media watch all three transformers films AT THE SAME TIME: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Rfup0XKx7o

Turns out something uncanny happens when you sync them up.