Going Under the Knife
Posted 14 years agoJust a note to let you all know that I'll be gone for about a week from next Wednesday the 9th till about the 16th. I'm going for surgery to reroute some of my plumbing and get my food going through the way it's supposed to. I've been fighting it for months with drug therapy but my doctor finally gave up and threw me to the cutter. So I'll be in the hospital for approximately a week without internetz (:0) I'll miss you all!! Meanwhile I'll be here till Tuesday night. Wish me luck!
Free Arts for February! *full and closed*
Posted 14 years ago
$1 sketches from VioletNeko
Posted 14 years agoThat's right
violetneko is offering $1 sketches if you link to her journal, or $1.50 if you don't. Me I'm running over there and grabbing some. You should too!!! :)
Here's the link to her journal:
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/2037286/

Here's the link to her journal:
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/2037286/
Back from FC
Posted 14 years agoWell yesterday was my first day back from the con and I still haven't caught up with all the stuff that I let go while I was there!
I had a fantastic time!! It being my first, I was lucky to be meeting with
laurenrivers who took me under her wing and showed me the ropes. I met all of her roommates,
shrag , who is also her mate,
tobi3b,
KDVC ,
xaqtly ,
hyenafur , and
teric and had a great time hanging out with them all. I went to lunch and dinner with them several times and went out with them when they suited, acting as handler and photographer. What a treat that was!
I was lucky enough to get badges from Rabbi Tom, Dark Natasha and Kacey for myself and my mate Alonira, who attended in the form of a plush fox I kept in my pocket with her head and paws sticking out, and she was dubbed 'pocket fox'. I want to give special thanks to
tobi3b who rescued her when she jumped out of my pocket on the way back from Taco Bell. Lord knows how she'd have survived by herself on the streets of San Jose!!
Watched and photographed the fursuit parade with Shrag while Lauren was in a conference and got pix of almost all the suiters. Got attacked by a spear toting wild dog (I think he was a wild dog) and fell in love with a pink bunny with an English accent! (If anybody knows who that pink bunny with the swept back ears and English accent is I'd love to know their FA name so I could watch them!!) Ran into Krystal several times too. What a sweetheart she is!
Anyhow it was a perfect time! And a great introduction to fur cons. I'll definitely be returning next year and I plan to be suiting as Liane. Now I just have to work to make it happen! :)
I had a fantastic time!! It being my first, I was lucky to be meeting with







I was lucky enough to get badges from Rabbi Tom, Dark Natasha and Kacey for myself and my mate Alonira, who attended in the form of a plush fox I kept in my pocket with her head and paws sticking out, and she was dubbed 'pocket fox'. I want to give special thanks to

Watched and photographed the fursuit parade with Shrag while Lauren was in a conference and got pix of almost all the suiters. Got attacked by a spear toting wild dog (I think he was a wild dog) and fell in love with a pink bunny with an English accent! (If anybody knows who that pink bunny with the swept back ears and English accent is I'd love to know their FA name so I could watch them!!) Ran into Krystal several times too. What a sweetheart she is!
Anyhow it was a perfect time! And a great introduction to fur cons. I'll definitely be returning next year and I plan to be suiting as Liane. Now I just have to work to make it happen! :)
Rate Me and I'll Rate You!
Posted 14 years agoStolen from
Veronica_Skunkette
If you're not scared, put this on your journal and see what people rate you.
You can pick as many as you think apply!
(1)=crazy.
(2)=I'd marry you.
(3)=attractive.
(4)=sarcastic.
(5)=i miss you.
(6)=I'd kiss you.
(7)=moody.
(8)=smart.
(9)=energetic.
(10)=random.
(11)=hot.
(12)=funny.
(13)=fit.
(14)=amazing.
(15)=tough.
(16)=cute.
(17) nerd.
(18) I love you.
(19) I'd bang you
Make a journal of this and I'll rate you back! ^^

If you're not scared, put this on your journal and see what people rate you.
You can pick as many as you think apply!
(1)=crazy.
(2)=I'd marry you.
(3)=attractive.
(4)=sarcastic.
(5)=i miss you.
(6)=I'd kiss you.
(7)=moody.
(8)=smart.
(9)=energetic.
(10)=random.
(11)=hot.
(12)=funny.
(13)=fit.
(14)=amazing.
(15)=tough.
(16)=cute.
(17) nerd.
(18) I love you.
(19) I'd bang you
Make a journal of this and I'll rate you back! ^^
Off to FC (Hi-Ho)
Posted 14 years agoI'll be shoving off for FC in the morning. My first con, so I'm all excited. I'm really looking forward to meeting and putting a face to so many people! I'll be back next week with zillions of pictures!
Gotta run now, and go check for the 16th time to make sure I've packed everything. =p
Woo hoo! San Jose, here I come!! :)
Gotta run now, and go check for the 16th time to make sure I've packed everything. =p
Woo hoo! San Jose, here I come!! :)
Happy New Year to all!!
Posted 14 years agoHappy New year to all of you here on FA. I hope it's a great one for everybody. I've made a lot of new friends here this year and that's been wonderful! Thanks so much to all of you for being here and putting up with my nonsense!! =3
My personal New Years Resolution is just to try to make 2011 a better year all the way around than 2010 was. I'm going to work hard on that.
My personal New Years Resolution is just to try to make 2011 a better year all the way around than 2010 was. I'm going to work hard on that.
I'm in a quandary...
Posted 14 years agoIt has always been my habit to shout a thanks to everyone who found one of my submissions pleasing enough to mark it as a favorite. Lately though, due to increased submissions on my part and the number of people who have been so kind as to fave them, I haven't been able to keep up with doing this because of the time involved. I could copy/paste a stock 'thank you' and did a few times. But that feels phony to me. I just can't do that. So I'm really not sure what to do. I want to thank everyone but just don't have the time to do it individually anymore. So I'm going to say here, and I'm going to put it in my profile too.
To all of my friends, watchers and those who just wander by and see something they like well enough to fave, I thank you! It's a privilege to be able to commission the great artists here and to receive the gift art that comes to me now and again. I appreciate all of the kind attention and all the artists whose works you see in my gallery deserve the praise. They are the ones who made the art you like.
So if you don't get a 'thank you' shout from me, please don't feel slighted. I appreciate every single fave and every single comment!!
~Rabbitfangs
To all of my friends, watchers and those who just wander by and see something they like well enough to fave, I thank you! It's a privilege to be able to commission the great artists here and to receive the gift art that comes to me now and again. I appreciate all of the kind attention and all the artists whose works you see in my gallery deserve the praise. They are the ones who made the art you like.
So if you don't get a 'thank you' shout from me, please don't feel slighted. I appreciate every single fave and every single comment!!
~Rabbitfangs
Free Art for Your Friend
Posted 14 years agoVioletNeko is giving away free art for your friend. Go here to check it out.
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/1967309/
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/1967309/
Chinese Researchers Turn Furry!!!
Posted 15 years agoThey claim it's to help the cubs but I'd say they're just coming out of the closet with their furriness, peronally!! LOL
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/unl.....a-costume.html
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/unl.....a-costume.html
My entry joke for Violeneko's contest!
Posted 15 years agoVioletneko is having a contest to celebrate having 100 watchers, and the prize is a free pinup. Here's the link to her journal. http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/1840126/
Now for the fox joke.
Question: Why can't foxes write short stories?
Answer: Because all their tales are long!
Go ahead and groan all you want, it's the best I could think up. I'm not a joke writer. =p
Now for the fox joke.
Question: Why can't foxes write short stories?
Answer: Because all their tales are long!
Go ahead and groan all you want, it's the best I could think up. I'm not a joke writer. =p
In case I disappear suddenly.....
Posted 15 years agoI started up my laptop this morning and picked it up and it went crazy. Shut down, started back up and when I got it all up, it shut down again with corrupted files. :( I got diskcheck working and it seems ok right now but I have to take it for a 200 odd mile motorcycle ride home today and I have no idea if it's going to work when I get home. If it doesn't I'll be offline till I can get it fixed or get another one (this one is pretty old).
So if I'm not around for a while after this morning, that's what has happened. I have my fingers crossed, but something is obviously up with it. Wish me luck!
So if I'm not around for a while after this morning, that's what has happened. I have my fingers crossed, but something is obviously up with it. Wish me luck!
Want to be in a comic?
Posted 15 years ago
Liane Lives!
Posted 15 years agoCan you picture Liane as a sexy, evil corporate villain trying to steal the secret of electricity in a steampunk setting? Yes? How about as the unwitting subject of the first attempt to change the course of time by use of a time machine? Yes again? Well through the storytelling talent of
laurenrivers you can now read the tales that she plays these parts in. These stories aren't about her per se, but she was lucky enough to be chosen to play a part in both of them, and the first part of both are now available to read.
Odyssey ( http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4408395 ) is a great end of the steampunk era adventure.
And Clockwork ( http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4495144 ) is a neat love story/time machine story about the invention of a time machine and the first try to change the flow of events by using it. (Liane's Mate, Alonira has the lead role in this story too, by the way.)
So if you're interested in some good furry tales full of the romance of adventure, and featuring characters you know and love (I hope!), check out Lauren's work. Read it, comment on it, and fave it if you like it! (And you can tell her Liane sent you!) That's the only way she can know that she's appreciated. And anyone who works hard to present us with something nice like this needs and deserves appreciation!
BTW..for those of you to whom it may make a difference, these are not erotic or yiffy stories. They are fun adventure.....with perhaps a bit of romance. After all everybody falls in love too, don't they?
And if you like her style of writing and her stories you might also want to check out more of her excellent works here. http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/1440484/

Odyssey ( http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4408395 ) is a great end of the steampunk era adventure.
And Clockwork ( http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4495144 ) is a neat love story/time machine story about the invention of a time machine and the first try to change the flow of events by using it. (Liane's Mate, Alonira has the lead role in this story too, by the way.)
So if you're interested in some good furry tales full of the romance of adventure, and featuring characters you know and love (I hope!), check out Lauren's work. Read it, comment on it, and fave it if you like it! (And you can tell her Liane sent you!) That's the only way she can know that she's appreciated. And anyone who works hard to present us with something nice like this needs and deserves appreciation!
BTW..for those of you to whom it may make a difference, these are not erotic or yiffy stories. They are fun adventure.....with perhaps a bit of romance. After all everybody falls in love too, don't they?
And if you like her style of writing and her stories you might also want to check out more of her excellent works here. http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/1440484/
200 Watchers...WOO HOO!!!
Posted 15 years agoI just want to thank everybody who watches me for being there and for all the faves and nice comments given to the art that I commission and that is given to me. I wish I was an artist myself so I could draw something nice for
lumeria who is my 200th watcher.
Thank you all!!! I love all of you!!!! <3 <3 <3 <3

Thank you all!!! I love all of you!!!! <3 <3 <3 <3
One Thing I Do Meme
Posted 15 years agoTagged by
foxene
Rules:
1: You have revel something that you do when your alone, that is stupid, silly, or just plain funny
2: We don't want to hear that you play with yourself...we already know you do that
3: Don't forget to tag!
When I'm out riding my bicycle in the country (which is often) I talk to the horses and cows as I pass them, telling them 'good morning' and pretending to hold conversations with them. They never speak to me, though I always hope to catch one off guard and have them answer!
I tag:
alonira of course!
naira
laurenrivers

Rules:
1: You have revel something that you do when your alone, that is stupid, silly, or just plain funny
2: We don't want to hear that you play with yourself...we already know you do that
3: Don't forget to tag!
When I'm out riding my bicycle in the country (which is often) I talk to the horses and cows as I pass them, telling them 'good morning' and pretending to hold conversations with them. They never speak to me, though I always hope to catch one off guard and have them answer!
I tag:



I'd be Betty!
Posted 15 years agoIf your fursona was a character from a comic book or the funnies in the newspapers, who would they be?
I think Liane would be Betty from Archie comix. She's blond, curvy, very friendly, likes to tease and always up for a good time. Not only that but she's got the kind of attitude where I think she'd take a friend and give 'em a bounce in the hay just for fun and because it feels so good! And that sounds like this bunny-girl to me! ^^
So...who would you be? And why?
I think Liane would be Betty from Archie comix. She's blond, curvy, very friendly, likes to tease and always up for a good time. Not only that but she's got the kind of attitude where I think she'd take a friend and give 'em a bounce in the hay just for fun and because it feels so good! And that sounds like this bunny-girl to me! ^^
So...who would you be? And why?
I Cost $2675.00 a Night!!
Posted 15 years agoStolen from
daniwolf
Natural Hair Color:
[ ] Brown - $100
[ x] Blonde - $50
[ ] Black - $15
[ ] Bald - $5
[] Other-$75
50
Eye Color:
[] Brown - $1
[ ] Green - $75
[x ] Blue $50
[ ] Hazel $100
[] Other - $15 They’re grey
50
Height:
[ ] Over 7' - $200
[ ] 6'8" to 7' - $175
[x ] 6'0" to 6'7" - $150
[] 5'5" to 5'11" - $75
[ ]4'9" to 5'4" - $45
[ ] Under 4'9 - $45
75
Age: (I'm gonna say $125 cause I'm over 40)
[ ] 31 to 40 - $100
[] 26 to 30 - $75
[ ] 21 to 25 - $50
[ ] 19 to 20 - $25
[ ] 0 to 18 - $100
125
Birth Order:
[ ] Twins or more than twins - $300
[ ] First Born - $300
[] Only Child - $250
[ x] second born - $150
[ ] Middle child-$100
[ ] Last Born - $100
[ ] third born - $100
[ ] fourth born - $100
[ ] fifth born - $100
150
Drink?
[x] No - $400
[ ] Only Holidays - $250
[] Sometimes - $215
[ ] YES - $200
[ ] Only weekends - $350
[ ] Every other day - $50
[ ] Once a day - $15
[ ] I live from the bottle -$Bankrupt$
400
Vision?
[ ] perfect vision -$300
[x ] need or have glasses/contacts but don't wear them - $200
[ ] No correction $100
[] Glasses - $50
[ ] contacts - $25
[ ] Surgical correction - $1
200
Car(s) Color: Deppend which one you want to be picked up in.
[ ] Pink - $2,000
[ ] Maroon - $800
[ ] Gold - $700
[ ] Gray - $600
[] Blue - $900
[ ] Obsdian - $800
[ x] White - $475
[ ] Red - $400
[ ] Green- $350
[ ] Silver $300
[ ] Purple- $250
[ ] Metallic - $200
[ ] Yellow - $100
[ ] Primer - $75
[ ] Tan- $20
[ ] Rusted - $15
[ ] No Car - $0
[ ] Other - $ 50
475
Shoe Size:
[ ] 13+ - $300 (Yes.)
[ ]12.5 to 13 - $250
[x] 11 to 12 - $700
[] 7 to 10 - $500
[ ] Under 7- $550
700
Favorite Color(s):
[ ] Black - $450
[ ] Green-$750
[ ] Red - $600
[ ] Yellow -$475
[ ] Brown - $50
[] Purple - $225
[ ] White - $400
[ ] Aqua - $350
[ ] Orange - $300
[x ] Blue - $300
[x] Pink - $100
400
Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[x] Yes - $0
[ ]no- $1000
[ ] on some - $550
Total:
REPOST WITH TITLE:
"I cost $____ a night"

Natural Hair Color:
[ ] Brown - $100
[ x] Blonde - $50
[ ] Black - $15
[ ] Bald - $5
[] Other-$75
50
Eye Color:
[] Brown - $1
[ ] Green - $75
[x ] Blue $50
[ ] Hazel $100
[] Other - $15 They’re grey
50
Height:
[ ] Over 7' - $200
[ ] 6'8" to 7' - $175
[x ] 6'0" to 6'7" - $150
[] 5'5" to 5'11" - $75
[ ]4'9" to 5'4" - $45
[ ] Under 4'9 - $45
75
Age: (I'm gonna say $125 cause I'm over 40)
[ ] 31 to 40 - $100
[] 26 to 30 - $75
[ ] 21 to 25 - $50
[ ] 19 to 20 - $25
[ ] 0 to 18 - $100
125
Birth Order:
[ ] Twins or more than twins - $300
[ ] First Born - $300
[] Only Child - $250
[ x] second born - $150
[ ] Middle child-$100
[ ] Last Born - $100
[ ] third born - $100
[ ] fourth born - $100
[ ] fifth born - $100
150
Drink?
[x] No - $400
[ ] Only Holidays - $250
[] Sometimes - $215
[ ] YES - $200
[ ] Only weekends - $350
[ ] Every other day - $50
[ ] Once a day - $15
[ ] I live from the bottle -$Bankrupt$
400
Vision?
[ ] perfect vision -$300
[x ] need or have glasses/contacts but don't wear them - $200
[ ] No correction $100
[] Glasses - $50
[ ] contacts - $25
[ ] Surgical correction - $1
200
Car(s) Color: Deppend which one you want to be picked up in.
[ ] Pink - $2,000
[ ] Maroon - $800
[ ] Gold - $700
[ ] Gray - $600
[] Blue - $900
[ ] Obsdian - $800
[ x] White - $475
[ ] Red - $400
[ ] Green- $350
[ ] Silver $300
[ ] Purple- $250
[ ] Metallic - $200
[ ] Yellow - $100
[ ] Primer - $75
[ ] Tan- $20
[ ] Rusted - $15
[ ] No Car - $0
[ ] Other - $ 50
475
Shoe Size:
[ ] 13+ - $300 (Yes.)
[ ]12.5 to 13 - $250
[x] 11 to 12 - $700
[] 7 to 10 - $500
[ ] Under 7- $550
700
Favorite Color(s):
[ ] Black - $450
[ ] Green-$750
[ ] Red - $600
[ ] Yellow -$475
[ ] Brown - $50
[] Purple - $225
[ ] White - $400
[ ] Aqua - $350
[ ] Orange - $300
[x ] Blue - $300
[x] Pink - $100
400
Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[x] Yes - $0
[ ]no- $1000
[ ] on some - $550
Total:
REPOST WITH TITLE:
"I cost $____ a night"
YOU WHORE!!
Posted 15 years agoTagged by
daniwolf
Just mark each box that you have done.
Relationship:
[X] Have you ever had a crush?
[X] Have you ever kissed someone?
[X] Have you ever dated someone?
[x] Have you dated more than 10 people in your life?
Activities:
[X] Have you ever been to a bar?
[X] Have you ever been to a strip bar/club?
[] Have you ever had a lap dance?
[] Have you ever given a lap dance?
[x] Have you ever done a strip tease?
[x] Have you ever recorded yourself stripping or lap dancing?
Foreplay:
[X] Have you ever had foreplay?
[x] Have you ever made out with someone?
[X] Have you ever teased/been teased?
[X] Have you ever talked dirty with someone?
[X] Have you ever groped someone?
[X] Have you ever been groped by someone?
[X] Have you ever worn lingerie or "sexy clothing"
[X] Have you ever masturbated?
Vanilla:
[X] Have you ever watched someone masturbate?
[X] Have you ever masturbated while a person was watching?
[X] Have you ever groped someone?
[X] Have you ever had an orgasm from someone masturbating you (hand job or fingering)
[X] Have you ever made someone orgasm by masturbating them (hand job or fingering)
[X] Have you ever been given oral sex?
[X] Have you ever given oral sex?
[X] Have you ever had intercourse as top?
[X] Have you ever had intercourse as bottom?
Kinky:
[] Have you ever had anal sex as top?
[] have you ever had anal sex as bottom?
[] Have you ever tied someone's hands up?
[] Have you ever had your hands tied up?
[] Have you recorded yourself having sex with someone?
[] Have you ever used sex toys on someone?
[X] Has anyone ever used sex toys on you?
[] Have you ever tied someone completely immobile?
[] Have you ever been tied completely immobile?
[] Have you ever worn or used BDSM gear? (including whips)
[] Have you ever came (orgasmed) onto someones face?
[] Has anyone ever came (orgasmed) onto your face
[] Have you ever participated in a threesome?
Fantasy:
[X] Have you ever had cyber sex?
[x] Have you ever worn a costume or suit while having sex?
[X] Have you ever sexually role played with another person?
Public places:
[] Have you ever had sex in an alley?
[X] Have you ever had sex in a car/truck/van?
[] Have you ever had sex in a bus?
[] Have you ever had sex in a train?
[] Have you ever had sex in a plane?
[] Have you ever had sex in an occupied parking lot or garage?
[] Have you ever had sex in a public restroom?
[] Have you ever had sex in a government building?
[x] Have you ever had sex in public? {where people could see you)
[X] Have you ever had sex in the woods or forest?
[] Have you ever had sex in a playhouse/treehouse?
[X] Have you ever had sex in a house other than yours and your partners?
Exhibition:
[x] Have you ever had sex with a complete stranger? (someone you known less than a day)
[x] Have you ever had sex with a prostitute?
[] Have you ever had sex as a prostitute?
[] Have you ever had sex with more than one person in a single day?
Multiple partners:
[] Have you ever participated in a gangbang?
[] Have you ever been gangbanged?
[] Have you ever been in an orgy?
[] Have you ever participated in a bukkaki?
[] Have you ever participated in a bukkaki as the "target"?
[] Have you ever been double fucked in the same hole by two people?
Size Queen Diameter: Mark only the box for the largest you've taken, round to the nearest number.
[] Have you ever been penetrated by anything larger than an average human penis? (>1.5")
[] 2"
[] 3"
[] 4"
[x] 5"
[] 6"
[] 7" or larger?
Size Queen length: Mark only the box for the longest you've taken Round to the nearest number
[] Have you even been penetrated by another larger than an average human penis? {>6")
[] 7"
[X] 8"
[] 9"
[] 10"
[] 11"
[] 12" or longer?
Tag 3 people
exvarn
montecarlo87
TerraMcbass

Just mark each box that you have done.
Relationship:
[X] Have you ever had a crush?
[X] Have you ever kissed someone?
[X] Have you ever dated someone?
[x] Have you dated more than 10 people in your life?
Activities:
[X] Have you ever been to a bar?
[X] Have you ever been to a strip bar/club?
[] Have you ever had a lap dance?
[] Have you ever given a lap dance?
[x] Have you ever done a strip tease?
[x] Have you ever recorded yourself stripping or lap dancing?
Foreplay:
[X] Have you ever had foreplay?
[x] Have you ever made out with someone?
[X] Have you ever teased/been teased?
[X] Have you ever talked dirty with someone?
[X] Have you ever groped someone?
[X] Have you ever been groped by someone?
[X] Have you ever worn lingerie or "sexy clothing"
[X] Have you ever masturbated?
Vanilla:
[X] Have you ever watched someone masturbate?
[X] Have you ever masturbated while a person was watching?
[X] Have you ever groped someone?
[X] Have you ever had an orgasm from someone masturbating you (hand job or fingering)
[X] Have you ever made someone orgasm by masturbating them (hand job or fingering)
[X] Have you ever been given oral sex?
[X] Have you ever given oral sex?
[X] Have you ever had intercourse as top?
[X] Have you ever had intercourse as bottom?
Kinky:
[] Have you ever had anal sex as top?
[] have you ever had anal sex as bottom?
[] Have you ever tied someone's hands up?
[] Have you ever had your hands tied up?
[] Have you recorded yourself having sex with someone?
[] Have you ever used sex toys on someone?
[X] Has anyone ever used sex toys on you?
[] Have you ever tied someone completely immobile?
[] Have you ever been tied completely immobile?
[] Have you ever worn or used BDSM gear? (including whips)
[] Have you ever came (orgasmed) onto someones face?
[] Has anyone ever came (orgasmed) onto your face
[] Have you ever participated in a threesome?
Fantasy:
[X] Have you ever had cyber sex?
[x] Have you ever worn a costume or suit while having sex?
[X] Have you ever sexually role played with another person?
Public places:
[] Have you ever had sex in an alley?
[X] Have you ever had sex in a car/truck/van?
[] Have you ever had sex in a bus?
[] Have you ever had sex in a train?
[] Have you ever had sex in a plane?
[] Have you ever had sex in an occupied parking lot or garage?
[] Have you ever had sex in a public restroom?
[] Have you ever had sex in a government building?
[x] Have you ever had sex in public? {where people could see you)
[X] Have you ever had sex in the woods or forest?
[] Have you ever had sex in a playhouse/treehouse?
[X] Have you ever had sex in a house other than yours and your partners?
Exhibition:
[x] Have you ever had sex with a complete stranger? (someone you known less than a day)
[x] Have you ever had sex with a prostitute?
[] Have you ever had sex as a prostitute?
[] Have you ever had sex with more than one person in a single day?
Multiple partners:
[] Have you ever participated in a gangbang?
[] Have you ever been gangbanged?
[] Have you ever been in an orgy?
[] Have you ever participated in a bukkaki?
[] Have you ever participated in a bukkaki as the "target"?
[] Have you ever been double fucked in the same hole by two people?
Size Queen Diameter: Mark only the box for the largest you've taken, round to the nearest number.
[] Have you ever been penetrated by anything larger than an average human penis? (>1.5")
[] 2"
[] 3"
[] 4"
[x] 5"
[] 6"
[] 7" or larger?
Size Queen length: Mark only the box for the longest you've taken Round to the nearest number
[] Have you even been penetrated by another larger than an average human penis? {>6")
[] 7"
[X] 8"
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Back in the Saddle Again!
Posted 15 years agoYay! Only took a day to get rid of the nasty bugger virus, so's I'm a happy rabbit again!!
F*cking Virus
Posted 15 years agoI picked up a virus a little while ago that's covering my screen with popups for viagra and porn and trying to sell me software to fix itself. It wont let me open anything but firefox either. I'm darn lucky I'm managing to get this message out! So I'm going to be trying to get rid of it. Probably have to put my machine in the shop. So if and when I disappear shortly, that's whats going on. Be back as soon as I can. Sorry everybody!!
Virgin Meme - I'm 27% Virgin
Posted 15 years agoStolen from
daniwolf
Instructions:
Start with 100% Put an (X) on everything you've done and subtract 1% for everything that you've done. Then repost as you're __% virgin.
1. Smoked. ( x)
2. Drank alcohol. (X)
3. Cried when someone died. (X)
4. Been drunk. (X)
5. Had sex. (X)
6. Been to a concert. (X)
7. Gotten/given a handjob. ()
8. Gotten/given a blowjob. (X)
9. Been verbally/sexually harassed. (X)
10. Verbally/sexually harassed somebody. (X)
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 91%
11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up. (X)
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose. (X)
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfrend before. ( x)
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend. (x )
15. Been to prom. (X)
16. Cried at school. (X)
17. Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store. ( )
18. Went streaking. ()
19. Given or received a lap dance. ()
20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room. (X)
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 84%
21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over. (X)
22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house. (X)
23. Kissed a stranger. (X)
24. Hugged a stranger. (X)
25. Went scuba diving. (x)
26. Driven a car. (X)
27. Gotten an x-ray. (X)
28. Hit by a car. (x)
29. Had a party. (X)
30. Done serious drugs. ( x)
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 74%
31. Played strip poker/darts/basketball. (x)
32. Got paid to strip for someone. ( )
33. Run away from home. (x)
34. Broken a bone. (X)
35. Eaten sushi. (X)
36. Bought porn. (X)
37. Watched porn. (X)
38. Made porn. (x)
39. Had a crush on someone of the same sex. (X)
40. Been in love. (X)
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 65%
41. French kissed. (X)
42. Laughed so hard you cried. (X)
43. Cried yourself to sleep. (X)
44. Laughed yourself to sleep. ( )
45. Stabbed yourself. ()
46. Shot a gun. (X)
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day. ( )
48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours. (X)
49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours. (X)
50. Watched an animal die. (x)
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 58%
51. Watched a person die. ()
52. Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present. (X)
53. Pranked somebody. (X)
54. Put somebody in the hospital. ( )
55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out. (x)
56. Kissed somebody of the same sex. ( x)
57. Dressed punk. ()
58. Dressed goth. ()
59. Dressed preppy. ()
60. Been to a motocross race. ()
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 54%
61. Avoided somebody. (X)
62. Been stalked. ()
63. Stalked someone. ()
64. Met a celebrity. (x)
65. Played an instrument. (X)
66. Ridden a horse. (X)
67. Cut yourself. (X)
68. Bungee jumped. ( )
69. Ding dong ditched somebody. (X)
70. Been to a wild party. (X)
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 47%
71. Got caught stealing something. (x )
72. Kicked/punched a guy in the balls. ()
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend. ( )
74. Gone out with your friend's crush. ( )
75. Got arrested. (x )
76. Been pregnant. ( )
77. Babysat. (X)
78. Been to another country. (x )
79. Started your house on fire. (x) (does an unsuccessful attempt to burn it down count? I say yes!)
80. Had an encounter with a ghost. (X)
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 41%
81. Donated your hair to cancer patients. ( )
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by. (X)
83. Cried over a family member of the opposite sex. (X)
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for 3 months or more. (X)
85. Sat on your butt all day. (X)
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself. (X)
87. Had a job. (X)
88. Gotten cut from a sports team. ( )
89. Been called a whore. ( x)
90. Danced like a whore. ( )
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 34%
91. Been mistaken for a celebrity. ( )
92. Been in a car accident. (X)
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes. (X)
94. Been told you have beautiful hair. (X)
95. Raped somebody. ( )
96. Danced in the rain. (X)
97. Been rejected. (X)
98. Walked out of a restaurant without paying. (X)
99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face.(X)
100. Been raped. ( )
Total %: 27% Virgin (huh! I'da thought less..*shrugs*)

Instructions:
Start with 100% Put an (X) on everything you've done and subtract 1% for everything that you've done. Then repost as you're __% virgin.
1. Smoked. ( x)
2. Drank alcohol. (X)
3. Cried when someone died. (X)
4. Been drunk. (X)
5. Had sex. (X)
6. Been to a concert. (X)
7. Gotten/given a handjob. ()
8. Gotten/given a blowjob. (X)
9. Been verbally/sexually harassed. (X)
10. Verbally/sexually harassed somebody. (X)
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 91%
11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up. (X)
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose. (X)
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfrend before. ( x)
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend. (x )
15. Been to prom. (X)
16. Cried at school. (X)
17. Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store. ( )
18. Went streaking. ()
19. Given or received a lap dance. ()
20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room. (X)
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 84%
21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over. (X)
22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house. (X)
23. Kissed a stranger. (X)
24. Hugged a stranger. (X)
25. Went scuba diving. (x)
26. Driven a car. (X)
27. Gotten an x-ray. (X)
28. Hit by a car. (x)
29. Had a party. (X)
30. Done serious drugs. ( x)
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 74%
31. Played strip poker/darts/basketball. (x)
32. Got paid to strip for someone. ( )
33. Run away from home. (x)
34. Broken a bone. (X)
35. Eaten sushi. (X)
36. Bought porn. (X)
37. Watched porn. (X)
38. Made porn. (x)
39. Had a crush on someone of the same sex. (X)
40. Been in love. (X)
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 65%
41. French kissed. (X)
42. Laughed so hard you cried. (X)
43. Cried yourself to sleep. (X)
44. Laughed yourself to sleep. ( )
45. Stabbed yourself. ()
46. Shot a gun. (X)
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day. ( )
48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours. (X)
49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours. (X)
50. Watched an animal die. (x)
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 58%
51. Watched a person die. ()
52. Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present. (X)
53. Pranked somebody. (X)
54. Put somebody in the hospital. ( )
55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out. (x)
56. Kissed somebody of the same sex. ( x)
57. Dressed punk. ()
58. Dressed goth. ()
59. Dressed preppy. ()
60. Been to a motocross race. ()
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 54%
61. Avoided somebody. (X)
62. Been stalked. ()
63. Stalked someone. ()
64. Met a celebrity. (x)
65. Played an instrument. (X)
66. Ridden a horse. (X)
67. Cut yourself. (X)
68. Bungee jumped. ( )
69. Ding dong ditched somebody. (X)
70. Been to a wild party. (X)
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 47%
71. Got caught stealing something. (x )
72. Kicked/punched a guy in the balls. ()
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend. ( )
74. Gone out with your friend's crush. ( )
75. Got arrested. (x )
76. Been pregnant. ( )
77. Babysat. (X)
78. Been to another country. (x )
79. Started your house on fire. (x) (does an unsuccessful attempt to burn it down count? I say yes!)
80. Had an encounter with a ghost. (X)
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 41%
81. Donated your hair to cancer patients. ( )
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by. (X)
83. Cried over a family member of the opposite sex. (X)
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for 3 months or more. (X)
85. Sat on your butt all day. (X)
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself. (X)
87. Had a job. (X)
88. Gotten cut from a sports team. ( )
89. Been called a whore. ( x)
90. Danced like a whore. ( )
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 34%
91. Been mistaken for a celebrity. ( )
92. Been in a car accident. (X)
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes. (X)
94. Been told you have beautiful hair. (X)
95. Raped somebody. ( )
96. Danced in the rain. (X)
97. Been rejected. (X)
98. Walked out of a restaurant without paying. (X)
99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face.(X)
100. Been raped. ( )
Total %: 27% Virgin (huh! I'da thought less..*shrugs*)
Oil Spil Condoms.........
Posted 15 years agoHow Furry Are You?
Posted 15 years agostolen from
trezhurisland
[ ] you meow/bark to get attention
[X] you find pets toys amusing
[ ] you get hyper by the smell of catnip
[ ] you growl/hiss when someone gets too close to your food
[ ] you growl/hiss when someone you dislike is too close to you
[ X] you purr/shake your leg when someone shows you affection
[ ] if someone tosses a ball, you chase it and brings it back
Total: 1
[] you love to be scratched behind the ear
[X] you love fish/meat
[] you like to stick your head out trough the window of a moving car
[] you like when people pet your head
[ X] people can make you stop doing stuff by hitting you on the nose with a newspaper (don't you DARE)
[] you think feathers are fun to play with
Total: 2
[ X] you sleep a lot during daytime
[] you enjoy scaring birds
[ ] you lick peoples faces to show you like them
[ ] you bite people if they annoy you
[X ] you tend to steal food from your friends/family's plate when you have eaten all of yours
[X] milk or water is your favorite drink
Total: 2
[ ] you own a collar and you enjoy wearing it
[ ] you own a leash and enjoy wearing it
[ ] you own animal ears/tail/paws or a fursuit
[X ] you enjoy long walks in the park
[ ] you meow/bark when you see something you want
Total: 1
[X ] you call your hands and feet "paws"
[X] you tilt your head when you do not understand what someone is talking about
[ ] you run to the door when someone mentions a walk
[X] you really enjoy cuddling
[X] you stretch your body and whimper a bit every morning when you wake up
[x] you can wake up and go back to sleep right away after looking around
Total: 5
[ ] you have your favorite spot besides your bed where you like to sleep
[ X] you meow or bark very often
[ ] you hide when you get scared
[ ] you run to the door to see who it is every time someone comes in to the house
[ ] you like to chase flying insects and try to catch them with your bare hand
[X] you tend to chew on stuff a lot
[] you like to do tricks to get a treat
Total: 2
[ ] you own a wearable item/tag with your name on it
[x] you refer to your self as an animal
[X ] your username has something to do with animals )
[ ] your e-mail has something to do with animals
[ X] if you get a bleeding wound, you lick it to make it feel better
[x] you look for edible stuff often
Total: 4
[X ] you often find yourself looking through the window for a long time
[X ] you like to say hi to strangers
[] you like to be petted when you have done something good
[ X] people think you act like a pet
[ X] you growl/hiss at stuff you do not like
[ ] you like to eat grass
[ ] if you get wet, you shake to get rid of the water
Final Total: 4
Now, take your score and multiply it with by two to get your final score.
Final score= 42% furry
Dang, gotta work on that!!

[ ] you meow/bark to get attention
[X] you find pets toys amusing
[ ] you get hyper by the smell of catnip
[ ] you growl/hiss when someone gets too close to your food
[ ] you growl/hiss when someone you dislike is too close to you
[ X] you purr/shake your leg when someone shows you affection
[ ] if someone tosses a ball, you chase it and brings it back
Total: 1
[] you love to be scratched behind the ear
[X] you love fish/meat
[] you like to stick your head out trough the window of a moving car
[] you like when people pet your head
[ X] people can make you stop doing stuff by hitting you on the nose with a newspaper (don't you DARE)
[] you think feathers are fun to play with
Total: 2
[ X] you sleep a lot during daytime
[] you enjoy scaring birds
[ ] you lick peoples faces to show you like them
[ ] you bite people if they annoy you
[X ] you tend to steal food from your friends/family's plate when you have eaten all of yours
[X] milk or water is your favorite drink
Total: 2
[ ] you own a collar and you enjoy wearing it
[ ] you own a leash and enjoy wearing it
[ ] you own animal ears/tail/paws or a fursuit
[X ] you enjoy long walks in the park
[ ] you meow/bark when you see something you want
Total: 1
[X ] you call your hands and feet "paws"
[X] you tilt your head when you do not understand what someone is talking about
[ ] you run to the door when someone mentions a walk
[X] you really enjoy cuddling
[X] you stretch your body and whimper a bit every morning when you wake up
[x] you can wake up and go back to sleep right away after looking around
Total: 5
[ ] you have your favorite spot besides your bed where you like to sleep
[ X] you meow or bark very often
[ ] you hide when you get scared
[ ] you run to the door to see who it is every time someone comes in to the house
[ ] you like to chase flying insects and try to catch them with your bare hand
[X] you tend to chew on stuff a lot
[] you like to do tricks to get a treat
Total: 2
[ ] you own a wearable item/tag with your name on it
[x] you refer to your self as an animal
[X ] your username has something to do with animals )
[ ] your e-mail has something to do with animals
[ X] if you get a bleeding wound, you lick it to make it feel better
[x] you look for edible stuff often
Total: 4
[X ] you often find yourself looking through the window for a long time
[X ] you like to say hi to strangers
[] you like to be petted when you have done something good
[ X] people think you act like a pet
[ X] you growl/hiss at stuff you do not like
[ ] you like to eat grass
[ ] if you get wet, you shake to get rid of the water
Final Total: 4
Now, take your score and multiply it with by two to get your final score.
Final score= 42% furry
Dang, gotta work on that!!
Free Arts! Go take a look!!
Posted 15 years ago --ENTRIES CLOSED FOR THE PRESENT--
-see her journal for details-
So
jaskie is offering free arts. Here's the journal to go look at for the info.
Go!
Do it!!
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/1587518/
Now!!!!
-see her journal for details-
So

Go!
Do it!!
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/1587518/
Now!!!!