i want to try prolapsing my anus

someone draw it

i like fursuit yiff and dog dongies

i like to peepee in my fursuit

I like peepee diapers

Hey guys! I've been toying with the idea of an art bundle. so im putting a slot up for grabs today to see if something works ^w^
The art bundle is for custom art of course! So each piece would be of your char :3
The art bundle is $50 and you get

-A nicely rendered, fullbody drawing
-A colored sketchy
-A headshot!

Compare this price to my regular prices '3' all these things would be more expensive on their own :L

Comment if interested!!
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Tongue Badges

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Hey hey hey!! The Austin Reptile Expo is gonna be here in tWO WEEKS SO while im working on my bigger commishes, i'd like to get some cute little badges done too ^3^ MO CREAM FO DA BABIES

Pbbt Badges are simple, stylish little badges featuring your character using their tounge in any way you desire ^.=.^
$25 a pop! You get the high res file, AND for an additional 10 you can opt for me to cut, assemble and laminate it for you :3 It WOULD COME WITH A REALLY PRETTY BACKDROP OH GOSH <3

Example! http://www.furaffinity.net/view/11403351/

3 Slots for now! Comment to claim ^3^

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Hey hey hey ya'll! Just gonna scoot in here and pimp out my good friend !!
He's discounting his already low priced art work ^3^ GUYS THIS STUFF IS REALLY GRAPE OK??????????

So go check him out!!

yeah oops
i made a twitter because i like being snide on social networking websites without the disgustingness of facebook or the sheer annoyance of tumblr.

the handle is baddragoon

rawr :L

Hey ya'll! I'm back from mountain yiff time

It was a blast, and like all the other cons i've been to, this one was awesome ^3^ I met lots of awesome people and artists, i got lots of great and [questionable] stuff, and i spent a good chunk hanging out with the best yiffmasters :> THANK 4 HOT YIBS

And special thanks of course to the white n wonderful ^.=.^

AAAAAAANnnddddddDDDD recently made a new blank, an Allosaurus, which instantly inspired me to make a new character >O< HIS NAME IS AXIM AND I WILL BE POSTING SO MANY CONCEPTS OF HIM HOLY CRAP. I've decided to start putting together a partial for this guy ;w; Hopefully he'll be ready by Furry Fiesta next year ^w^

Anyways, so yeah! Now that I'm done with conventions for this yeah, i can finally get back in the groove of things ^3^ Yay productivity! ^.=.^

oh shit rmfc is in TWO MORE DAYS LSJDGFLSJDFA

Where are you staying?
the dub tree

What day are you getting there?
Thursday!

Who will you be with?
and the crew

Who will you hang out with during the convention?
Probably the above guys, but i love to meet new people ^.=.^

Are there any panels you might be attending?
mmm~ probably not :L Unless they're really interesting

Will you be suiting?
UHM I'LL BE GLOVIN' _{and hatting and tailing}

What is your gender?
vagina boob

How old are you?
19

How tall are you?
5'5

Are you single?
Nope ^///^

Can I hang out with you?
as long as you're not a turbonerd :>

Can I talk to you?
Of course! ^3^

Can I touch you?
Aahm~ Dont touch my no-no square!

Can I hug or snuggle with you?
You can hug, but no snug. THAT MEANS YOU,

How can I find you?
Look for a chick with curly hair and Xubuntu accessories. Or my Xubuntu shirt, or my crappy band shirts :>

Can I visit your room?
Nuuuuu, besides, nothings gonna happen in the room :>

Can I buy you drinks?
Unopened and non-alcoholic please!

Can I give you stuff?
YES GIVE ME ALL THE STUFF ;u; <3

Are you nice?
Oh yes ^3^

How long are you going?
From thursday until fuck

Do you have an artist table?
Nope

Will you have art in the Art Show? General or Adult sections?
Nuu v3v

If I see you, how should I get your attention?
Yell/scream 'QWERTY!' or run up to me and tap me or something :D

Where will you be most of the time during the days?
Milling around the con with a bunch of gay or doing under the table commissions :>

What/where will you be eating?
pizza and mcdicks

Can I come with you for food/fun/etc?
If i invite you sure, but otherwise probably not :L

Can I take a picture of you?
NONONONOONOONONONNONO

When you go to RMFC, what do you like to buy?
This is my first RMFC, so we'll just wait and see! Most likely plushies and toys ^3^

Will you be at dances?
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh yuuuuuuuuurs ^.=.^

Can't wait to meet you guys AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA lsdjkfjasd <3

"If you bother me i will take longer on your commission"

Guys
guys
guys






guys.

This. This thing right here?^ This is no.
Just no. It's rude and quite frankly, immature. And gross :L

C'mon ya'll, we're all adults or at least have adult mentalities :> Lets try to act like it :L

This, previously stated policy, is just so wrong in so many ways :/ I would like to let all you little draggys and fluffies out there know that i, for one, encourage check ups :3 You wont get any flak from me, because it's my job to draw for your and keep you informed ^.=.^

anyways, just another mini rant from the bluorange butt :>

ALKSDJGFLKASDJFGJKSDAKLJFADS
ANTHROCON
WAS
CUM

Seriously though, I can't imagine Anthrocon being any more perfect than it was ^O^ I got to meet lots of fantastic artists, past commissioners, and i made tons of connections too! I EVEN GOT TO MEET FUCKING RENARD HOLY SHIT IM DIE
Everybody i met was so nice and awesome and aaaaaaa i wish i could just take all of you home with me ;3; <3
I bought everything i wanted, and i even got to commission a few fantastic artists, and !!!111
I also got to hang out with sooooooooooooooooooooooo many dragons alksdjflkasdjfalf <3333333 Me and and my kitty, ate tons of junk food and hung out with the dragons and terrorized the bulletin board, as well as acting like total asshats around the con >u<

blergh i can't even begin to describe the convention, i guess i'll make a timeline!

-21 hour bus drive from texas to tennessee
-Landing in tennessee and getting to meet the wonderful, awesome, sweet, and totally talented and AAAAAA I LOVE YOU GUYS <3
-A 10 hour drive through the mountains, which was awesome
-Finally getting to the hotel, which was really nice 'u' Then immediatley making ur way to the convention center
-HOLY SHIT LOOK AT ALL THE ANMIAL PEOPLE and finally meeting !! XER YOU'RE STILL GAY
-Checking out the con and the zoo
-The next two days consisted of meeting people and hanging in the zoo, as well as getting lots of commissions! Oh gorsh TO EVERYBODY THAT COMMISSIONED ME, THANK YOU <3333333333 I love you all :3
-Waiting in the line to get in the dealers den for three hours just so i could commission Dark Natasha <3
-HOLY CRAP THE DEALERS DEN AND THE ARTISTS ALLEY AND THE ART SHOW OH MY EVERYTHING IS FANTASTIC AND GLITTERY <33333333
-The fucking fantastic fireworks display skd;jfasdkjf HAPPY BURFDAY MURRIKA
-aaaaaaaaaaa people and pizza and commissions and raving aaaaaaaaaaa <3
-Me and Hal wanting to jump off a bridge after seeing the "furry comedy" acts -3-;
-The fursuit dance competition, it was coooooooooooooool
-VITAMIN C DROPS OH YEAH
-WHAT THERE'S NO WHATABURGERS' IN THE NORTH, THOSE DAMN YANKEES
-WE GOT TO MEET RENARD, I GOT TO FUCKING BROBUMP HIM AND HUG HIME OH WOW HE'S SO SWEET AND TINY AND CUTE <3
-AND THEN THE RENARD RAVE WOW IM TIRED
-And then the last day if the con, very nice and calm, I left the con completley satisfied, and i've yet to get the post-con depression :L

A SPECIAL THANKS TO:

-Everyone who commissioned me at the con! <3
- for being totally rad and making this posible! <33 THANKS FOR BEING TOTALLY BASED
- FOR EXISTING AND FOR THAT PIZZA PARTY OH MY GOD AND FOR THE SKULLDOG PLUSH THANK YOU BASED NEEMY AND TYGER <3
- for letting me touch your dong and for all the starbucks aaaaaaaa so totally based
- FOR EXISTING AND BEING BASED AND FOR PLANNING THAT PIZZA PARTY
- for the docter pepper! ^O^

And of course, my sweet fat cat, for providing sustenance and strawberry arnold palmers even when i didn't want it ;u; HAPPY BIRTHDAY LOVE <3

This con was absolutely perfect, i wouldn't ask for it to be any other way <3 Thank you so much guys, i truly love all of you -u- You guys are trill, sweet, awesome, wonderful, all the jazz <3

[bold]What's going to happen[/bold]

So now that im back from the con, im going to purchase two very awesome snakes; an albino pine snake (thanks and a savu python! ^0^

And like most other people, an entire week of fun and trill times has left me pretty dead, so im going to need some serious R&R Before i get back to work on all of your guys' stuff ^.=.^

ALSOOO Me and the cat are going to RMFC IN THREE FUCKIN' WEEKS HOLY SHIT HAL YOU ARE INSANE
We plan on having a good time with the crew :L

BLUE BITCH DRAGON SIGNING OFF <3

Well, in a few hours i suppose :L
Wish me luck! I can't wait to meet all you fuzzies n scalies ^.=.^

ALSO IM SO EXCITE IM GOING TO SHIT

Rawr!
So there's literally less than a week until Anthrocon O.O *internal twitching*

And these are the plans, hopefully everything works out >O<

BEFORE:
Gotta get some commissions done and paid for >O<
Really wanna get , and 's commissions done before i head out! I'll also get started on the pre-pose things too :U

DURING:
Relax and hang wiff ma fuzzies n scalies ^.=.^ And maybe do some under the table sketches :L

And when i come back, it's back to work for me!

Hey y'all! Check out this artist,  FoxOfTheStars they have some pretty nice art and they could really use the buisness! ^.=.^

Like dicks?
Like big dicks?
Like small dragons on your big dick?

Well this auction is for you ^3^

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/10872999

Yup! I made another auction to help me get to anthrocon! ^0^

It's a fun and sexy micro pic ^.=.^
ALSO HUGUE DONGS

Bid here!
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/10872999/

The cock spot is also biddable! ^0^

And they're only 10 bucks!

Examples:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/10858913
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/10862865

7 slots! Inquire in the journal ^.=.^

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HEY GUYS

So in an effort to go to Anthrocon and get better at qt things, i've decided to open up commissions for Cutes :3
Cutes are simple little drawings of your character, except cutified! ^.=.^ Nice thick outlines and in full color too ^.=.^

Example: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/10858913/

And the best part- Only 10 bucks a pop! ^0^

7 Slots avaliable for the first round! Inquire within the journal please ^0^

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Why the hell not, ya know?

Who doesnt love tiny animals? who doesnt want to see a tiny dragon sit on a flower? Who doesnt want a tiny animal to curl up on their dick?

Tiny animals and tiny animal people are qt

that is all :3

Hey ya'll!
I'm raising all the mons i can get so i can go to my very first AnthroCon! ^0^

So! i will be offering some nice, big, clean traditional busts for $15 a pop! A couples pic will be $25 :3
I can do just about any species, excluding hoomans of course >3<

For an extra measly 10 you can upgrade it to a fully rendered digital bust ^.=.^

I will be shipping these after anthrocon! Shipping options are only avaliable to those in the continental United States :Y

Limited slots! Get 'em while they're hot! All you need to do is comment and fill out this little thingy:

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Character(s):
Couple?(yes or no)
Expression?
Upgrade?(yes or no)
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Rawr! There will be limited slots, so get them while you can!

yeo just gonna scoot in here and clog your submissions with another one of these :+)

Where are you staying?
According to Wander, we're staying at the marriottttt

What day are you getting there?
according to wander, july 3
WHICH IS ALSO 's BIRTHDAY!!!!!11 BE SURE TO TOUCH HIS BUTT

How are you traveling?
buses and then we ride with porn people

How old are you?
19

Who are you rooming with?
and assorted others :V

Who will you hang out with during the convention?
i dont know :U i want to hang out with my dragon peeps and i know i'm gonna be with alot

How is the best way to find you?
average height grill wearing my little xubuntu dressings :3 you can also find me at the dealers den, and maybe at the zoo :U

Are there any panels you might be attending?
fuck nigga i dont know

What do you look like?
a person with blue dragon things

Will you be suiting?
No but i have my little xubuntu things :U

Do you do free art?
In exchange for material items or legal tender :+)

Do you do trades?
OuO yes

Do you do badges?
yeeeees

Do you do commissions?
i was thinking about doing under-the-table comms at night :3 Feel free to hunt me down and ask about it :3

What is your gender?
estrogen

How tall are you?
5 4

Can I talk to you?
please do! ^.=.^

Can I touch you?
fucking fuck no go jump off a cliff i hope you land in a divot
yea you can hug me or shake my hand :3 just ask first :33

Can I visit your room?
noo

Can I buy you drinks?
fucking
absolutely NOTHING alcoholic, but sweet drinks like juices and teas are fine, as long as they're unopened ^.=.^

Can I give you stuff?
YES. PLEASE. GIVE ME THINGS BECAUSE I LOVE THINGS :+) i will pay you back in pretty arts ;u;

Are you nice?
I may not seem like it on the internet, but i am ^.=.^

How long are you going?
according to wanderlust, wednesday through sunday

Do you have an artist table?
Nope!

Will you be going to parties?
hm~

Will you be performing?
nope nope nopenopeponpoenopeonenope, but keep an eye out for he likes to twerk

If I see you, how should I get your attention?
wAve, scream, tap my shoulder, scream n shout QWERTY or Xubuntu!! blue bitch works too

Where will you be most of the time during the day(s)?
Hanging around the zoo and especially the dealers den for the first two days :33

What/where will you be eating?
i really do not know :U hopefully PIZZA

Can I come with you for food/fun/etc?
nnnnnnnno...you can come with me and hal for fun if you're not a freakazoid

Can I take your picture?
no
i will kill you if you do :+)

How can I contact you?
Thats a good question :V Send me notes on fa or skype me, but i can't guarantee that i will be connected to the internet all times :U

RAWR I WILL SEE YOU FUZZIES AT ARBLANTHOCAMERA

Me and the wonderful are collaborating to bring you a hot feral mini comic ^.=.^ WITH HOT YIBBS
She's making the lines, i'm coloring it ^.=.^

Any species, any gender! And if you want to be dragonified, that's fine too ^0^

vvvBID HEREvvv
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/10805789/
^^^BID HERE ^^^

DID I MENTION HOT YIBBS

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I came back from my trip to Colorado only to find that my beloved ball python, Kitty, passed away.
He was such a wonderful, delightful, all around amazing little snake.
Not a pet, not a piece of my collection, but a family member.
Rest in piece Kitty, i will never forget you.