You like me. You really like me! It took me, like, five weeks to get this many page views on deviant art. Thanks for watching and stopping by!

Anyone who commented or fav'd the second Love in the serengeti pic, that was a repost where I fixed some unwieldy dialogue. Once the original image updated properly, I deleted the repost.

Sorry for any confusion.

Went out to the grocery store today, and everyone in the whole place is IN. MY. WAY!!

People don't seem capable of directed movement or thought. It's like a bad zombie movie without the terror and stink.

"Excuse us."
"Grunt."(Waits another minute to move.)
"Thank you."
"Whatever."
...AND THAT WAS A MANAGER!

Then, when I get up to the checkout counter, first the cashier and then the bag boy make a point of mashing the hell out of my chips. Not that that was the whole reason I went or anything like that. Chips were an afterthought. Don't I deserve chips that haven't been ground to powder by Johnny Pimple and the Scarlet Dipshit?

Jesus H. Christ in the Mach-Five!!

Ganked this offa Kami.

I'm an emotional god who is a beast in bed.

Or so I've been told.

Pick the first Letter of Your first Name

A- Fabulous
B-Gorgeous
C-Pretty
D-Popular
E-Gangster
F-Girly
G-Dyke
H-Sweet
I-Retarded
j-Emotional
K-Beautiful
L-Boyish
M-Slutty
N-Preppy
O-Hot
P- amazingg
Q-Punky
R-Hot
S-Sexy
T- Very Sexy
U-Ugly
V-Wonderful
W-Hott
X-Bitchy
Y-Under-appreciated
Z-Over-appreciated


Now the third letter in your middle name(if you dont have one use your last name):

A-beauty queen
B- skank
C-Bitch
D-Obsesser
E- God (ess)
F-Retard
G-Queen/ King
H-Slut
I-Girl
J-Goth
K-Nerd
L-M-Sex machine
N-Alcoholic
O-Geek
P-Babe
Q-Crackwhore
R-pornstar
S-Prince (ess)
T-Whore
U-Cry Baby
V-Jackass
W-Punk
X-Scaredy-cat
Y-Coward
Z-Chocoholic


Now What Color Is the Shirt You Are Wearing:

Red- Who's Good With MY Hands
purple- Who Looks At Porn 24/7k
Orange- Who Likes It In The Butt
Yellow- Who Wants To Have Sex With You
Green- Who will do anything for Sex
Pink- Who Will Do Anything For Crack
blue- Who wants to fuck everyday
White- Who everyone wants to fuck
Brown- Who Wears Big Sunglasses
Black- Who will rock your world
Gray- who gives great head
None-who is a beast in bed

NOW REPOST THIS WITH THE NAME & STATEMENT YOU GOT
BEGINNING WITH "I'm a..."

I broke a hundred pageviews!!

Thanks guys!

...I am not certain... That's a bad start.

I am not being judgemental, here, nor am I being limiting, censorous or in any other way trying to step on someone else's lifestyle. Having established that, I feel the need to ask this question:

"What's with all the GIMONGOUS breasts and genitalia in the furry art thing?"

I know it may be a tiny subset but it really stands out and brings a whole new level of fetish to the fur-rotica thing. I am not a fan. I'll go even one further than that. I have a problem with standard charicature in real life. I find it to be grotesque. There is only so far a proportion can be stretched before it becomes a parody of life. SOme people are into that, I understand.

My question, I guess, shouls be stated more like this:

"How come fur-rotica and inflation fantasy (or crazily proportioned boobs and wangs) seem to be inextricably bound to one another? There are plenty of other fetishes that seem to go more along with the blimp-ish breasts and oil tanker-ish boners you seem to see so much of in furry eros."

Thank you for reading and if anyone has a clue why this is, lemme know?

Also, if you were offended by this you probably aren't actually old enough to be looking at erotica of any kind anyway, so, keep it to yourself, please.