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Why do AB's feel the need to avoid fims for adults?
General | Posted 10 years agoZootopia is coming out... I get it, anthro animals. But watch the trailer, it doesn't seem to have anything interesting going on. I'm sure the two friends in the film will need to do a thing, about fourty five minutes in, they will have a conflict with one and other, then, after another fifteen minutes, they will put aside the thing that happened earlier to accomplish the thing, thus strengthening their friendship and making a few new friends in the process!
I am an AB, and I totally love watching kids movies for naptime, or sitting on a blanket in the living room playing. But honestly, I am drawn towards movies that I loved as an actual child. I formed an emotional connection with things like "Winnie the Pooh", "The Jungle Book", episodes of the "Batman" animated series from the nineties, ect... So, maybe it's just me, but newer children's films do nothing for me. At best, I find them "not intolerable" at worst, I grind my teeth for an hour and a half while Josh Gaad plays an insufferable snowman.
So, why do AB's avoid films meant for adults? I think "Whiskey Tango Foxtrot", which is opening the same weekend as "Zootopia" looks like a really interesting and funny look at the Afghan war in 2002, journalists, and relationships. But try bringing it up when other ab's talk about film. You get nothing.
I guess I'm just frustrated. I love film. I have ever been obsessed ever since my "cool aunt" let me watch "Pulp Fiction" then lied to my mother and took me to see "South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut". In high school, I spent my paychecks from Taco Bell as soon as I could cash them at Suncoast Video, hungrily watching everything I couldn't rent at the video store. Films like "Tromio and Juliet" and "Terror Firmer" (Writer and director of "Guardians of the Galaxy" James Gunn's first two films btw.), the original "Wicker Man", years before the remake, And a litany of exploitation, blacksploitation, Shaw Brothers, spaghetti western, classic Oscar winners, and downright horrendous films.
Now, I watch everything that I find even remotely interesting. "Chief" and "Turbo Kid" being two recent favorites. I even watch kids movies! I don't get excited, and I generally take nothing away from them. That's not to say I never enjoy a kid's flick, "Wreck it Ralph" and "The Lego Movie" being two that I found endlessly enjoyable. But when I'm in a chat with other pamper-butts, bringing up anything other than children's movies gets nothing but white noise, it's a real bummer.
I dunno, I'm tired, and rambling. Agree with me, or call me a dick^^.
P.S.
The new "Jungle Book" looks stunning, I can't wait to see it.
I am an AB, and I totally love watching kids movies for naptime, or sitting on a blanket in the living room playing. But honestly, I am drawn towards movies that I loved as an actual child. I formed an emotional connection with things like "Winnie the Pooh", "The Jungle Book", episodes of the "Batman" animated series from the nineties, ect... So, maybe it's just me, but newer children's films do nothing for me. At best, I find them "not intolerable" at worst, I grind my teeth for an hour and a half while Josh Gaad plays an insufferable snowman.
So, why do AB's avoid films meant for adults? I think "Whiskey Tango Foxtrot", which is opening the same weekend as "Zootopia" looks like a really interesting and funny look at the Afghan war in 2002, journalists, and relationships. But try bringing it up when other ab's talk about film. You get nothing.
I guess I'm just frustrated. I love film. I have ever been obsessed ever since my "cool aunt" let me watch "Pulp Fiction" then lied to my mother and took me to see "South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut". In high school, I spent my paychecks from Taco Bell as soon as I could cash them at Suncoast Video, hungrily watching everything I couldn't rent at the video store. Films like "Tromio and Juliet" and "Terror Firmer" (Writer and director of "Guardians of the Galaxy" James Gunn's first two films btw.), the original "Wicker Man", years before the remake, And a litany of exploitation, blacksploitation, Shaw Brothers, spaghetti western, classic Oscar winners, and downright horrendous films.
Now, I watch everything that I find even remotely interesting. "Chief" and "Turbo Kid" being two recent favorites. I even watch kids movies! I don't get excited, and I generally take nothing away from them. That's not to say I never enjoy a kid's flick, "Wreck it Ralph" and "The Lego Movie" being two that I found endlessly enjoyable. But when I'm in a chat with other pamper-butts, bringing up anything other than children's movies gets nothing but white noise, it's a real bummer.
I dunno, I'm tired, and rambling. Agree with me, or call me a dick^^.
P.S.
The new "Jungle Book" looks stunning, I can't wait to see it.
Heh
General | Posted 11 years agoSort of a weird, random thought. But am I the only person that thinks that someone responding "heh" when you say something is super condescending and douchey?
Two a month?!
General | Posted 11 years agoSo, as a sort of kick start to being more active on FA, I think I'm going to try and commission two art things a month. Soooo if you know anyone that has open commission slots, send me a note!
Second Life Nonsense in my scraps!
General | Posted 11 years agoCheck out some snap shots of my weird second life creations in my scraps. Warning, they are getting horribly kinky and weird.
Akward (contains messing, implied gayness, and nonsense)
General | Posted 11 years ago Levi slowly walked down the aisles of the department store, feeling as if all that was audible was the soft crinkle coming from under his jeans. Every so often, he would shyly pull up the back of his pants, or tug down on his shirt, hoping nobody caught a glimpse of the skunkmatioms infantile undergarment.
After what felt like an eternity, he finally reached his first stop, the baby food aisle. His lime green eyes nervously scanned his surroundings a moment, tugging down on his shirt once more. Being satisfied that nobody was watching, he began piling jar after jar of baby food in his empty cart. Peas, carrots, yams, bananas, applesauce, oatmeal, and finally prunes.
As he began to walk away, he felt an all too familiar gurgle in his stomach, feeling that soon he may have an even more noxious smell than his own mush, he began to push his cart a bit faster too his next destination.
Not even bothering to look to check for nearby shoppers, Levi grabbed a few bottles off the shelves as well as a couple bibs and small baby spoons. After he was sure he had gotten everything, he started to the diaper aisle.
His pace was a bit rushed, his pants working their way down his amply padded rear, showing a small glimpse of the pink, crinkly diaper he had only moments ago been so focused on hiding. But at this moment, he didn't care. All he needed was a few packs of diapers and he could make a dash for the self checkout and out of this store.
Once he arrived, he saw a rather handsome male lion stocking the shelves.
"Okay Levi," he thought, "you can do this, he doesn't know you, and you will probably never see him again."
Feeling not even remotely confident after his pep talk, Levi ran a paw through his short pink hair and started to the 'big baby' section of the diaper aisle. He saw all sorts of familiar brands, but he only had eyes for one, the bright pink packaged pack of "squishies" size 6 for girls. Taking a deep breath, he walked passed the lion towards the object of his current desire. The lions ears perked as the crinkling coming from Levi's padding announced to the clerk exactly who the purchases would be for.
Levi had done it! Finally at the section his final purchase was located at, now, all he had to do was bend down and take a few packs from the shelf, that was it. He quickly glanced over to the lion and made sure he wasn't looking and bent over, another loud gurgling sound erupting from his stomach, followed by a small fart escaping into his pink baby pants. Panic was setting in, he could feel the mess coming, and he knew it wouldn't go without notice.
He quickly grabbed two packs and stood up, now nearly running to his nearby cart. He could hear the lion chuckle as a few more toots and crinkles made the skunkmatioms situation clear.
Levi tossed the packs of diapers into his cart and grabbed onto the handle, he could make it! He knew it, all he had to do was start walking... Sadly, his bowels had other plans.
Without warning, he squatted down, letting loose a loud fart before totally losing the battle and filling his diaper seat with soft, warm, mushy poo. His tail flagged as if he was surrendering to his potty needs, grunting softly as he continued to soil himself in front of the bemused shop keep. Predictably, his bladder let loose as well, causing his now full diaper to swell and sag further.
After what felt like an eternity, Levi stood up, his sodden diaper now completely noticeable under his jeans. Without warning, he felt a firm pat on his squishy seat. He gasped and turned around, now eye level with the lions chest.
The lion looked down and smiled reassuringly...
"Can I help you with something sir?"
The end!
(Just a silly quickie since I'm bored today.)
After what felt like an eternity, he finally reached his first stop, the baby food aisle. His lime green eyes nervously scanned his surroundings a moment, tugging down on his shirt once more. Being satisfied that nobody was watching, he began piling jar after jar of baby food in his empty cart. Peas, carrots, yams, bananas, applesauce, oatmeal, and finally prunes.
As he began to walk away, he felt an all too familiar gurgle in his stomach, feeling that soon he may have an even more noxious smell than his own mush, he began to push his cart a bit faster too his next destination.
Not even bothering to look to check for nearby shoppers, Levi grabbed a few bottles off the shelves as well as a couple bibs and small baby spoons. After he was sure he had gotten everything, he started to the diaper aisle.
His pace was a bit rushed, his pants working their way down his amply padded rear, showing a small glimpse of the pink, crinkly diaper he had only moments ago been so focused on hiding. But at this moment, he didn't care. All he needed was a few packs of diapers and he could make a dash for the self checkout and out of this store.
Once he arrived, he saw a rather handsome male lion stocking the shelves.
"Okay Levi," he thought, "you can do this, he doesn't know you, and you will probably never see him again."
Feeling not even remotely confident after his pep talk, Levi ran a paw through his short pink hair and started to the 'big baby' section of the diaper aisle. He saw all sorts of familiar brands, but he only had eyes for one, the bright pink packaged pack of "squishies" size 6 for girls. Taking a deep breath, he walked passed the lion towards the object of his current desire. The lions ears perked as the crinkling coming from Levi's padding announced to the clerk exactly who the purchases would be for.
Levi had done it! Finally at the section his final purchase was located at, now, all he had to do was bend down and take a few packs from the shelf, that was it. He quickly glanced over to the lion and made sure he wasn't looking and bent over, another loud gurgling sound erupting from his stomach, followed by a small fart escaping into his pink baby pants. Panic was setting in, he could feel the mess coming, and he knew it wouldn't go without notice.
He quickly grabbed two packs and stood up, now nearly running to his nearby cart. He could hear the lion chuckle as a few more toots and crinkles made the skunkmatioms situation clear.
Levi tossed the packs of diapers into his cart and grabbed onto the handle, he could make it! He knew it, all he had to do was start walking... Sadly, his bowels had other plans.
Without warning, he squatted down, letting loose a loud fart before totally losing the battle and filling his diaper seat with soft, warm, mushy poo. His tail flagged as if he was surrendering to his potty needs, grunting softly as he continued to soil himself in front of the bemused shop keep. Predictably, his bladder let loose as well, causing his now full diaper to swell and sag further.
After what felt like an eternity, Levi stood up, his sodden diaper now completely noticeable under his jeans. Without warning, he felt a firm pat on his squishy seat. He gasped and turned around, now eye level with the lions chest.
The lion looked down and smiled reassuringly...
"Can I help you with something sir?"
The end!
(Just a silly quickie since I'm bored today.)
Character info: the reconsidering.
General | Posted 11 years agoOnly because I've never done it for my fursona, and because I'm fairly bored waiting for a certain boi to get on the skype, I'll, um, describe a character!
Levi Puffybottom:
Species:skunk/Dalmatian
Gender: male, with slightly feminine features.
Description: Levi, through an unknown set of circumstances is a skunk with some dog like features. At a distance, he simply looks like an inverted skunk (white fur, black stripes). However, upon closer inspection the normally white part of his fur has black spots, including one slightly heart shaped one over his right eye.
His head fur is naturally white, but is often dyed lavender. He keeps it about mid length and tends to let it get slightly messy, by simply pushing it out of his face rather than combing it.
On top of his head are two floppy dog ears, both white. And two lime green colored eyes.
His tail is as large and fluffy as any skunks, with no noticeable difference other than the black spots on his white fur. Like the rest of his body, his tail has two black stripes running down its length to it's base.
His paws are dog like, as well as his slightly less than average sized penis.
Sooo, that's it I suppose! I hope eventually someone reads it and comments! Have a fabulous day/night!
Xoxo,
Levi
Levi Puffybottom:
Species:skunk/Dalmatian
Gender: male, with slightly feminine features.
Description: Levi, through an unknown set of circumstances is a skunk with some dog like features. At a distance, he simply looks like an inverted skunk (white fur, black stripes). However, upon closer inspection the normally white part of his fur has black spots, including one slightly heart shaped one over his right eye.
His head fur is naturally white, but is often dyed lavender. He keeps it about mid length and tends to let it get slightly messy, by simply pushing it out of his face rather than combing it.
On top of his head are two floppy dog ears, both white. And two lime green colored eyes.
His tail is as large and fluffy as any skunks, with no noticeable difference other than the black spots on his white fur. Like the rest of his body, his tail has two black stripes running down its length to it's base.
His paws are dog like, as well as his slightly less than average sized penis.
Sooo, that's it I suppose! I hope eventually someone reads it and comments! Have a fabulous day/night!
Xoxo,
Levi
First journal about nothing!
General | Posted 11 years agoHi nobody that watches me (not that I doooo anything on Fa)! I've decided to actually dooo something with this account I've had for three years, other than lurk and perv on artists I think are awesome.
Soooo, I guess I'll talk about me now! Yay!
I'm 28, I live I'm a Midwestern nightmare town, I like guys, and I'm a crinkly diaper butt. Umm I have the usual set of interests, movies, reading, books, blah blah blah. Im sure there are other things I *could* say, but this is already a super dull journal. More to come i guess!?
Soooo, I guess I'll talk about me now! Yay!
I'm 28, I live I'm a Midwestern nightmare town, I like guys, and I'm a crinkly diaper butt. Umm I have the usual set of interests, movies, reading, books, blah blah blah. Im sure there are other things I *could* say, but this is already a super dull journal. More to come i guess!?
