Is this really what it all means?
Posted 16 years agoI'm guessing that you look up the answer on urbandictionary.com
1) Your name? Daniel
David Hasselhoff's male lover. Also known as baby punter. Often seen sporting a sombero with a corona in each hand.
Check out that Daniel mackin' on the lifeguard.
(Ooh, so close, too.)
2) Your age? 19
The Canadian drinking age. 2 years better than 21.
"Heck yes I'll have a drink, because I'm 19" (adding 'eh' to the end of this is, of course, optional)
(Fug'yeah!)
3) One of your friends? Luchisar, Aka 'Lucky'
1. Prone to Good Fortune
2. Succeeding through chance.
3. Homer Simpson
Remember, Lucky is to succeed through chance, not a crap new cable show or a Britney Spears song.
(Derp)
4) What should you be doing? Drawing commissions
To pay an artist to draw something, anything.
I'll do commissions for $10 each.
(The actual definition. SO PAY ME!)
5) Favorite colour? Cream
A power trio rock group in the 1960's that consisted of Eric Clapton, Jack Bruce, & Ginger Baker.
I just baught Cream's 'Disraeli Gears' CD
6) Birthplace? Ajax
A town in southern Durham Region, Ontario, sandwiched between Pickering and Whitby.
Pickering Villiage is part of Ajax.
(Uhmm... wow. An actual definition.)
7) Month of your birth? October
Tom the jackhammer Billuson brutally molested a sheep named "Octy" during the 31 days of this fall month. The story was so horrifying that villagers named these 31 days after the poor sheep, thus resulting in the name october
Man 1: October is the greatest month ever
Man 2: You pervert!
8) Last person you talked to? Anna
The subject of the Arthur Alexander song as well as the remake by The Beatles.The best "Annas" come from the South. Anna is a unique name that can be spelled the same forwards & backwards; Anna - annA. See? The name is simple & elegant, which is a good description of females named Anna. Elegant & exciting. Simple & undefined. Traditional & radical.
- "Hi. What's your name?"
- "Anna"
- "Anna?!?!?!"
- "Yes... Anna."
- "Oh my goodness that is the most awesome name I've ever heard in my LIFE!"
- "Why thank you."
- "NO! Thank YOU! For allowing me to meet you, Anna!"
9) One of your nicknames? Pojo
Verb describing the sexual act of position 69 performed by homosexual men.
Shawn and Sean love to pojo, I heard them for hours last night.
10) Tag 5 People
ArskaTheMan
JAEH
LeeLee
Corbies
Mostly there to the Birdistan fund! http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/637004/
1) Your name? Daniel
David Hasselhoff's male lover. Also known as baby punter. Often seen sporting a sombero with a corona in each hand.
Check out that Daniel mackin' on the lifeguard.
(Ooh, so close, too.)
2) Your age? 19
The Canadian drinking age. 2 years better than 21.
"Heck yes I'll have a drink, because I'm 19" (adding 'eh' to the end of this is, of course, optional)
(Fug'yeah!)
3) One of your friends? Luchisar, Aka 'Lucky'
1. Prone to Good Fortune
2. Succeeding through chance.
3. Homer Simpson
Remember, Lucky is to succeed through chance, not a crap new cable show or a Britney Spears song.
(Derp)
4) What should you be doing? Drawing commissions
To pay an artist to draw something, anything.
I'll do commissions for $10 each.
(The actual definition. SO PAY ME!)
5) Favorite colour? Cream
A power trio rock group in the 1960's that consisted of Eric Clapton, Jack Bruce, & Ginger Baker.
I just baught Cream's 'Disraeli Gears' CD
6) Birthplace? Ajax
A town in southern Durham Region, Ontario, sandwiched between Pickering and Whitby.
Pickering Villiage is part of Ajax.
(Uhmm... wow. An actual definition.)
7) Month of your birth? October
Tom the jackhammer Billuson brutally molested a sheep named "Octy" during the 31 days of this fall month. The story was so horrifying that villagers named these 31 days after the poor sheep, thus resulting in the name october
Man 1: October is the greatest month ever
Man 2: You pervert!
8) Last person you talked to? Anna
The subject of the Arthur Alexander song as well as the remake by The Beatles.The best "Annas" come from the South. Anna is a unique name that can be spelled the same forwards & backwards; Anna - annA. See? The name is simple & elegant, which is a good description of females named Anna. Elegant & exciting. Simple & undefined. Traditional & radical.
- "Hi. What's your name?"
- "Anna"
- "Anna?!?!?!"
- "Yes... Anna."
- "Oh my goodness that is the most awesome name I've ever heard in my LIFE!"
- "Why thank you."
- "NO! Thank YOU! For allowing me to meet you, Anna!"
9) One of your nicknames? Pojo
Verb describing the sexual act of position 69 performed by homosexual men.
Shawn and Sean love to pojo, I heard them for hours last night.
10) Tag 5 People




Mostly there to the Birdistan fund! http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/637004/
It's the "Send PROXER to Birdistan" commission fund!
Posted 16 years agoHere's how it's going down. I want to go to Quebec to see
Kirkrapine and
bombird , but I don't have the cash to do it. So, I need to raise $200 for the train tickets. $10 for the best sketch you've ever seen, done on the day commissioned. Twenty people, twenty sketches, one step closer to conquering Quebec in the name of Birdistan!
This'll be on a first come, first serve thing. I'll draw most things, just not things you wouldn't show your buddies, if you know what I mean.
$10 sketches. Birdistan. Let's make this happen.
So far:
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Kenku (Done)
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Pidgey (Done)
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Matraklirahn (Done)
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BridgeportCat (To be determined)
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expandranon (Done)
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Arkgullwing (Paid)


This'll be on a first come, first serve thing. I'll draw most things, just not things you wouldn't show your buddies, if you know what I mean.
$10 sketches. Birdistan. Let's make this happen.
So far:
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Let's get serious! So serious...
Posted 16 years agoSo I was going to watch Coraline with some friends, and per usual, was looking forward to what new shitstorms of movies where in the previews...
I was smacked right between the eyes with this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIpZxBczWUg
Simplistic characters, what looks like tiiiiiight action, and the character and background designs... I need a towel.
It's things like this that made me want to get into animation in the first place. First animation, then directing. If Tim Burton can do it and get all his awesome ideas in screen, then I'm sure as hell not gonna' let mine go unseen.
I was smacked right between the eyes with this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIpZxBczWUg
Simplistic characters, what looks like tiiiiiight action, and the character and background designs... I need a towel.
It's things like this that made me want to get into animation in the first place. First animation, then directing. If Tim Burton can do it and get all his awesome ideas in screen, then I'm sure as hell not gonna' let mine go unseen.
"What'dya' think about..."
Posted 16 years agoTotally jacked from
Drey_Gryphon
WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF:
» I committed suicide:
» I said I liked you:
» I kissed you:
» I lived next door to you:
» I started smoking:
» I stole something:
» I was hospitalized:
» I ran away from home:
» I got into a fight and you weren't there:
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY:
» Personality:
» Eyes:
» Face:
» Hair:
» Clothes:
» Mannerisms:
WHAT ABOUT US:
» Who are you?
» Are we friends?
» When and how did we meet?
» How have I affected you?
» What do you think of me?
» What's the fondest memory you have of me?
» How long do you think we will be friends or enemies?
» Do you love me?
» Have I ever hurt you?
» Would you hug me?
» Would you kiss me?
» Would you fuck me?
» Are we close?
» Emotionally, what stands out?
» Do you wish I was cooler?
» On a scale of 1-10, how nice am I?
» Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
» Am I loveable?
» How long have you known me?
» Describe me in one word.
» What was your first impression?
» Do you still think that way about me now?
» What do you think my weakness is?
» Do you think I'll get married?
» What about me makes you happy?
» What about me makes you sad?
» What reminds you of me?
» What's something you would change about me?
» How well do you know me?
» Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
» Do you think I would kill someone?
» Are you going to put this on your journal and see what I say about you?

WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF:
» I committed suicide:
» I said I liked you:
» I kissed you:
» I lived next door to you:
» I started smoking:
» I stole something:
» I was hospitalized:
» I ran away from home:
» I got into a fight and you weren't there:
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY:
» Personality:
» Eyes:
» Face:
» Hair:
» Clothes:
» Mannerisms:
WHAT ABOUT US:
» Who are you?
» Are we friends?
» When and how did we meet?
» How have I affected you?
» What do you think of me?
» What's the fondest memory you have of me?
» How long do you think we will be friends or enemies?
» Do you love me?
» Have I ever hurt you?
» Would you hug me?
» Would you kiss me?
» Would you fuck me?
» Are we close?
» Emotionally, what stands out?
» Do you wish I was cooler?
» On a scale of 1-10, how nice am I?
» Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
» Am I loveable?
» How long have you known me?
» Describe me in one word.
» What was your first impression?
» Do you still think that way about me now?
» What do you think my weakness is?
» Do you think I'll get married?
» What about me makes you happy?
» What about me makes you sad?
» What reminds you of me?
» What's something you would change about me?
» How well do you know me?
» Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
» Do you think I would kill someone?
» Are you going to put this on your journal and see what I say about you?
"Don't believe in me..."
Posted 16 years ago"...Believe in you who believes in me who believes in you."
So awesome show aside, as well as just updation of my journal, what do you think, if anything, when you think of me?
Like, I submit something and you spy it in your inbox (sappin' your sentries), what crosses your mind? A picture of mine, or 'hey, it's that jerk again.'?
So awesome show aside, as well as just updation of my journal, what do you think, if anything, when you think of me?
Like, I submit something and you spy it in your inbox (sappin' your sentries), what crosses your mind? A picture of mine, or 'hey, it's that jerk again.'?
Interesting. An FA ranker thingie.
Posted 17 years agoSo I saw this goin' 'round. Thought I may as well post it for giggles.
Rank User Rating
T13476 (75.02%)
proxer
3592
Watching
48
Watchers
132
Rank User Rating
T13476 (75.02%)
proxer
3592
Watching
48
Watchers
132
YYYYEEEEEEEEESSSSSSS!!!
Posted 17 years agoThat's it for first semester! Christmas break has officially begun for me, and you know what that means?
....
COMMISSIONS!
I shall be taking as many commissions as I can, within reason, of course, so if you wanna' get some cool arts as well as support my transportation costs for school note me.
....
COMMISSIONS!
I shall be taking as many commissions as I can, within reason, of course, so if you wanna' get some cool arts as well as support my transportation costs for school note me.
"... And I wanna' get what tuuurns you oooon!"
Posted 17 years agoTotally jacked (haha, euphamism!) from
Drey_Gryphon
[LEGEND]:
(+++) HAWT DAWM!
(++) Yowza <3
(+) I like it
(~) Indifferent/undecided
(-) Not my thing
(--) Turn-off
(---) Gawwww christ! My eyes!
(?) Well now, that's a new one.
Anal on Males (---) "Keep that away from my butt."
Anal on Females (+) "Saves a condom."
Breasts (+++) "So many fun combinations."
Breast Expansion (+) "Sure, a lil' bigger couldn't hurt.
Weight Gain (---) "Dooohn waaana be a fat guuuuy."
Bondage (-) "I enjoy my freedom of movement, thank you."
Clothing (+) "A nice preempt of things to come."
Leather (++) "Better on the cow, so use sparingly ;D"
Stockings (+++) "I have no idea why we love them so very very much."
Shoe/Boots (~) "Stinky boot rash."
Suit and Tie (~) "What, pleasure before business?"
Muscle, Male (+) "I gotta' learn that muscular structure some how."
Muscle, Female (---) "Hey, I don't want to FUCK the guys."
Herm (+) "Natures jungle gym."
Cub (---) "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!"
Baby/Diaper (---) "SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!"
Transformation (+++) "What can I say, I'm hot for change."
Macro/Micro (--) "A size you can't deal with?"
Impregnation (--) "Hey, condoms CAN break."
Pregnancy (-) "The results of... never mind."
Lactation (++) "A lil sucky-sucky."
Anal Vore (---) "No. No all consuming anuses."
Soul Vore (?) "Really..."
Cock Vore (---) "Impossible and all-out ridiculousness."
Standard Vore (--) "It is NOT a good day to die."
Paw/Foot (+) "When properly mixed, sure. Not exclusively"
Incest (---) "*Banjo-diddy*"
Yuri (F/F) (-) "Feh."
Yaoi (M/M) (---) "NO!"
Hetero (M/F) (+++) "The way it's supposed to be, really."
Bi (--) "GRAAAAAAAH!"
Girly Boys (+) "Look, don't touch."
Butch Girls (---) "No."
Mind Control (+) "Hmm, has potential."
Rape (---) "Never fun."
Uniform (+) "Women in uniform?"
Orgy (+) "Get's a little confusing."
Subbing/Doming (--) "See 'Bondage'."
Biting (+) "Little love nibbles."
Cheesecake (?) "For sex?"
Solo Masturbation (+) "My one-handed mamba?"
Scat (---) "NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
Inflation (---) "Just doesn't make sense."
Fat/Pudge (+) "Little bit of shape, but don't go crazy."
Tech (~) "Robo porn?"
Watersports (---) "NO YELLOW SNOW!"
Glasses (++) "Smart gals"
Tentacles (+) "Really lost it's appeal since I learned to draw."
Oviposition (++) "Much cleaner than live-birthing, sexy if nicely done."
Masochism (--) "No violence please."
Sadism (---) "Nooooooo!"
Multiple body parts (++) "I've always been a sucker for some oddity."
Partial Nudity (+++) "Teasing to start."
Gore/guro (---) "Insides are called that for a reason."
Snuff (---) "Defeats the purpose of sex, really."
Hyper (---) "INTERNET PENIS!"
Zoophilia (--) "Unless it can speak my language, no. parrots are okay :D"
Electricity (?) "Shock the monkey?"
She-males (?) "Chicks with dicks?"
Cross-dressing (---) "I don't like those unwelcome surprises."
Skunk spray (---) "Hrrr-graaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh, cack! Cack!"
Oral (+++) "Maybe not beaks, but simple."
Asphyxiation (---) "Again with the death fetishes."
Wet-look (?) "Not... sure what..."
Mud/Quicksand etc (~) "Eh?"
Sinking (?) "In puding?"
Spooge (+) "Boookake?"
Body Paint (-) "Clumps fur."
Plants (--) "Spores. Lotsa' sneezing."
Oh, and...
You got something you want to see? Please, commission me.

[LEGEND]:
(+++) HAWT DAWM!
(++) Yowza <3
(+) I like it
(~) Indifferent/undecided
(-) Not my thing
(--) Turn-off
(---) Gawwww christ! My eyes!
(?) Well now, that's a new one.
Anal on Males (---) "Keep that away from my butt."
Anal on Females (+) "Saves a condom."
Breasts (+++) "So many fun combinations."
Breast Expansion (+) "Sure, a lil' bigger couldn't hurt.
Weight Gain (---) "Dooohn waaana be a fat guuuuy."
Bondage (-) "I enjoy my freedom of movement, thank you."
Clothing (+) "A nice preempt of things to come."
Leather (++) "Better on the cow, so use sparingly ;D"
Stockings (+++) "I have no idea why we love them so very very much."
Shoe/Boots (~) "Stinky boot rash."
Suit and Tie (~) "What, pleasure before business?"
Muscle, Male (+) "I gotta' learn that muscular structure some how."
Muscle, Female (---) "Hey, I don't want to FUCK the guys."
Herm (+) "Natures jungle gym."
Cub (---) "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!"
Baby/Diaper (---) "SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!"
Transformation (+++) "What can I say, I'm hot for change."
Macro/Micro (--) "A size you can't deal with?"
Impregnation (--) "Hey, condoms CAN break."
Pregnancy (-) "The results of... never mind."
Lactation (++) "A lil sucky-sucky."
Anal Vore (---) "No. No all consuming anuses."
Soul Vore (?) "Really..."
Cock Vore (---) "Impossible and all-out ridiculousness."
Standard Vore (--) "It is NOT a good day to die."
Paw/Foot (+) "When properly mixed, sure. Not exclusively"
Incest (---) "*Banjo-diddy*"
Yuri (F/F) (-) "Feh."
Yaoi (M/M) (---) "NO!"
Hetero (M/F) (+++) "The way it's supposed to be, really."
Bi (--) "GRAAAAAAAH!"
Girly Boys (+) "Look, don't touch."
Butch Girls (---) "No."
Mind Control (+) "Hmm, has potential."
Rape (---) "Never fun."
Uniform (+) "Women in uniform?"
Orgy (+) "Get's a little confusing."
Subbing/Doming (--) "See 'Bondage'."
Biting (+) "Little love nibbles."
Cheesecake (?) "For sex?"
Solo Masturbation (+) "My one-handed mamba?"
Scat (---) "NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
Inflation (---) "Just doesn't make sense."
Fat/Pudge (+) "Little bit of shape, but don't go crazy."
Tech (~) "Robo porn?"
Watersports (---) "NO YELLOW SNOW!"
Glasses (++) "Smart gals"
Tentacles (+) "Really lost it's appeal since I learned to draw."
Oviposition (++) "Much cleaner than live-birthing, sexy if nicely done."
Masochism (--) "No violence please."
Sadism (---) "Nooooooo!"
Multiple body parts (++) "I've always been a sucker for some oddity."
Partial Nudity (+++) "Teasing to start."
Gore/guro (---) "Insides are called that for a reason."
Snuff (---) "Defeats the purpose of sex, really."
Hyper (---) "INTERNET PENIS!"
Zoophilia (--) "Unless it can speak my language, no. parrots are okay :D"
Electricity (?) "Shock the monkey?"
She-males (?) "Chicks with dicks?"
Cross-dressing (---) "I don't like those unwelcome surprises."
Skunk spray (---) "Hrrr-graaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh, cack! Cack!"
Oral (+++) "Maybe not beaks, but simple."
Asphyxiation (---) "Again with the death fetishes."
Wet-look (?) "Not... sure what..."
Mud/Quicksand etc (~) "Eh?"
Sinking (?) "In puding?"
Spooge (+) "Boookake?"
Body Paint (-) "Clumps fur."
Plants (--) "Spores. Lotsa' sneezing."
Oh, and...
You got something you want to see? Please, commission me.
Ask me about my characteeeeeeers!
Posted 17 years agoTotally jacked from
mizurei
Name a character that you know I write/draw or have written/drawn, and I'll tell you:
a. What initially prompted me to write/draw them.
b. One of their best traits.
c. One of their worst traits.
d. How easy/difficult I find it to write/draw the character.
e. The moment where I feel that I truly captured the character.
f. My plans to write/draw the character in the near future.
Oh yeah, and a side note: my school cashables are running low, so thus, my commissions are now open. Depending on who and what, space'll be limited for a while, so get them while I draw them!

Name a character that you know I write/draw or have written/drawn, and I'll tell you:
a. What initially prompted me to write/draw them.
b. One of their best traits.
c. One of their worst traits.
d. How easy/difficult I find it to write/draw the character.
e. The moment where I feel that I truly captured the character.
f. My plans to write/draw the character in the near future.
Oh yeah, and a side note: my school cashables are running low, so thus, my commissions are now open. Depending on who and what, space'll be limited for a while, so get them while I draw them!
T-Minus soon to 19! YAY BURTDAY!
Posted 17 years agoSo the day is just-a rockitin' towards me. October 4th; The day when my age rolls over to the 'legal' drinking age, and I'm bombarded with booze until I'm inebriated off my ass.
I mean, I've never gotten drunk before. Hell, I rarely drink at all, so this aught to be a really fun evening, considering all the drinking games we've been preparing since the summer, and a bunch of friends are coming back from crazy-far-school to partake in the fun.
This aughta' be good.
If I can remember the evening well enough, I may just scribble a scene of what I can remember. >w<
I mean, I've never gotten drunk before. Hell, I rarely drink at all, so this aught to be a really fun evening, considering all the drinking games we've been preparing since the summer, and a bunch of friends are coming back from crazy-far-school to partake in the fun.
This aughta' be good.
If I can remember the evening well enough, I may just scribble a scene of what I can remember. >w<
drey_gryphon, we need to talk, yo.
Posted 17 years agoDear :drey_gryphon:
I don't really know how to tell you this, but you're a loser. I think I realized it when I quoted Santa in your apartment and I saw you sit on Bill Clinton. I'm sure you're scarred enough to understand that I did a sex-change. I'm returning the couch cushions to you, but I'll keep The oil stocks as a memory. You should also know that I never liked Eggplant-fetishism.
With ease,
-PROXER-
Dear:(the last person who left a comment on your journal:
I don't really know how to tell you this, but ____1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I never liked ___11___ .
___12___,
-Your name-
1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister
2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes
3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kabob - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife
4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out
5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk
6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed
7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks
8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service
9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college
10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked
11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics
12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family
I don't really know how to tell you this, but you're a loser. I think I realized it when I quoted Santa in your apartment and I saw you sit on Bill Clinton. I'm sure you're scarred enough to understand that I did a sex-change. I'm returning the couch cushions to you, but I'll keep The oil stocks as a memory. You should also know that I never liked Eggplant-fetishism.
With ease,
-PROXER-
Dear:(the last person who left a comment on your journal:
I don't really know how to tell you this, but ____1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I never liked ___11___ .
___12___,
-Your name-
1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister
2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes
3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kabob - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife
4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out
5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk
6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed
7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks
8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service
9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college
10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked
11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics
12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family
TIME TO DIE!
Posted 17 years agoNicked from Ozawk.
RULES:
1. Put Your itunes, windows media plyer etc on Shuffle
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS
4. Put any comments in brackets after the song name
Are you male or female?
I’m not wearing underwear today – Avenue Q
Male… nearly…
Describe yourself!
Flower – Moby
Easy going, just cruising with the flow.
What do people feel when they're around you?
The Triforce of Aids – Disaster Labs
Sad face…
Describe your current relationship.
Mad World – REM
Ouch… this hurts my self esteem…
Where would you like to be now?
Mission Completed – Retro Studios
Accomplishing something epic!
How do you feel about love?
Bama Lama, Bama Loo – Little Richard
The girls know more about what they’re doing. Avoid them and even the playing field.
What's your life like?
Super Metroid, Brinstar Mix – MasterFury
A relaxing tension that everyone has, but only few can enjoy.
What would you ask for if you had only one wish?
Vault – Pendulem
A speedy change, and a quick retreat.
Say something wise.
Come on Eileen – Reel Big Fish
At this moment, you mean eeeeeverythiiiiiiing!
If someone says "Is this okay?" You say,
Dysfunctional – Honeycut
“Looks grand.” *Eye close and thoughts begin*
How would you describe yourself?
That’s entertainment – Powerman 5000
You just give the music, I’ll give you the rest.
What do you look for in a guy/girl?
Trouble – Coldplay
Chilled. Enough of an understanding to stay, but not enough to leave.
How do you feel today?
Staying Fat – Bloc party
Well, I was feeling a little bloaty.
What is your life's purpose?
I put a spell on you – Marilyn Manson
You show ‘em what you’re thinking, then watch them stutter.
What is your motto?
Mt. Coltz – FFVI
Back, forward, X. Pummel!
What do your friends think of you?
Hot Night Crash – Sahara Hotnights
Never loose your cool.
What do you think of your parents?
Alucard’s theme – Hellsing OST
So many hidden secrets. Fragile surface tension.
What do you think about very often?
It’s time to dance – Panic at the Disco.
Plotting fight scenes and musical numbers, most to impress the ladies near by.
What is 2 + 2?
Everybody to the limit – Homestar Runner
THE LIMIT!!!
What do you think of your best friend?
From plastic to skin – Fall out boy
‘Sure hope things keep pretty much the same.
What do you think of the person you like?
O Fortuna – Era
I’d love to have an epic battle with her. Destroy half of Toronto in the process. Cameras everywhere. It’ll be great!
What is your life story?
Hate me – Blue October
Pretty lonely at times. Coincidental songs don’t help.
What do you want to be when you grow up?
Here I am – The Explosion
Travel, get ideas, and make my dreams come true thru animation.
What do you think of when you see the person you like?
Blueman – Bluemangroup
“Could this be it? Will it happen this time?”
What will you dance to at your wedding?
If I were Invisable – ‘Unknown’
Coming clear, and showing the colours.
What will they play at your funeral?
Fields of Despair – Dragonforce
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck yeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!
What is your hobby/interest?
Nimbus Land – Super Mario RPG
Thinking those tasty, whispy thoughts, then drawing them.
What is your biggest fear?
Putting on the Ritz – Benny Goodman
What is your biggest secret?
Somebodies Hero – Jamie o’Neil
Now, how can I make this apply to porn…?
What do you think of your friends?
Not Worth the Paper – ITG 2
Some don’t deserve a second thought.
What will you post this as?
Time to Die – Death before Dishonor
That aughta’ get some attention.
RULES:
1. Put Your itunes, windows media plyer etc on Shuffle
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS
4. Put any comments in brackets after the song name
Are you male or female?
I’m not wearing underwear today – Avenue Q
Male… nearly…
Describe yourself!
Flower – Moby
Easy going, just cruising with the flow.
What do people feel when they're around you?
The Triforce of Aids – Disaster Labs
Sad face…
Describe your current relationship.
Mad World – REM
Ouch… this hurts my self esteem…
Where would you like to be now?
Mission Completed – Retro Studios
Accomplishing something epic!
How do you feel about love?
Bama Lama, Bama Loo – Little Richard
The girls know more about what they’re doing. Avoid them and even the playing field.
What's your life like?
Super Metroid, Brinstar Mix – MasterFury
A relaxing tension that everyone has, but only few can enjoy.
What would you ask for if you had only one wish?
Vault – Pendulem
A speedy change, and a quick retreat.
Say something wise.
Come on Eileen – Reel Big Fish
At this moment, you mean eeeeeverythiiiiiiing!
If someone says "Is this okay?" You say,
Dysfunctional – Honeycut
“Looks grand.” *Eye close and thoughts begin*
How would you describe yourself?
That’s entertainment – Powerman 5000
You just give the music, I’ll give you the rest.
What do you look for in a guy/girl?
Trouble – Coldplay
Chilled. Enough of an understanding to stay, but not enough to leave.
How do you feel today?
Staying Fat – Bloc party
Well, I was feeling a little bloaty.
What is your life's purpose?
I put a spell on you – Marilyn Manson
You show ‘em what you’re thinking, then watch them stutter.
What is your motto?
Mt. Coltz – FFVI
Back, forward, X. Pummel!
What do your friends think of you?
Hot Night Crash – Sahara Hotnights
Never loose your cool.
What do you think of your parents?
Alucard’s theme – Hellsing OST
So many hidden secrets. Fragile surface tension.
What do you think about very often?
It’s time to dance – Panic at the Disco.
Plotting fight scenes and musical numbers, most to impress the ladies near by.
What is 2 + 2?
Everybody to the limit – Homestar Runner
THE LIMIT!!!
What do you think of your best friend?
From plastic to skin – Fall out boy
‘Sure hope things keep pretty much the same.
What do you think of the person you like?
O Fortuna – Era
I’d love to have an epic battle with her. Destroy half of Toronto in the process. Cameras everywhere. It’ll be great!
What is your life story?
Hate me – Blue October
Pretty lonely at times. Coincidental songs don’t help.
What do you want to be when you grow up?
Here I am – The Explosion
Travel, get ideas, and make my dreams come true thru animation.
What do you think of when you see the person you like?
Blueman – Bluemangroup
“Could this be it? Will it happen this time?”
What will you dance to at your wedding?
If I were Invisable – ‘Unknown’
Coming clear, and showing the colours.
What will they play at your funeral?
Fields of Despair – Dragonforce
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck yeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!
What is your hobby/interest?
Nimbus Land – Super Mario RPG
Thinking those tasty, whispy thoughts, then drawing them.
What is your biggest fear?
Putting on the Ritz – Benny Goodman
What is your biggest secret?
Somebodies Hero – Jamie o’Neil
Now, how can I make this apply to porn…?
What do you think of your friends?
Not Worth the Paper – ITG 2
Some don’t deserve a second thought.
What will you post this as?
Time to Die – Death before Dishonor
That aughta’ get some attention.
Why do *you* watch anime?
Posted 17 years agoI was finishing watching Gurren Lagann when I then went and turned on the TV. After a few moments of flipping around, I wound up on Teletoon. This lead to some complex scenes of monkeys on typewritters to take place in my head, but after that ended I was left with the reason I watch good animes.
See since the 90's there has been a quickly downward spiral in the quality and general plot of cartoons. There is nothing at all that depicts anything close to the lines of real and interesting characters. I mean, call me self indulgent, but when I want to see two giant robots fighting while hurling GALAXIES at one another there's no where else to turn but the Japanese cartoons for that.
No, don't let me make you think that all anime is great, because that's far from it. I don't watch Naruto, Bleach, Pokemon, etc. In fact, if it's got razer-noses and spiked hair than there's little chance I'll ever watch it...
Ever...
There are four prerequisites for me to watch any anime:
1- Good concept. No collecting the seven sacred stones.
2- Real looking characters. No pointy hair and annoying voices.
3- No censoring violence. If someone's gonna' get shot, I am gonna' see it.
4- The series has an end! I'm not gonna' stick around for you 2 seasons of filler. Just give me 20-something good episodes and I'll be happy.
...Ermm, I've kinda' lost my train of thought...
Well, anyway, animes that meet these standards are for me are Danna Coil, Gurren Lagann, Cowboy Beebop, Black Lagoon, and Higurashi no Naku Koro Ni (Fuckin' epic scarry and violent).
See since the 90's there has been a quickly downward spiral in the quality and general plot of cartoons. There is nothing at all that depicts anything close to the lines of real and interesting characters. I mean, call me self indulgent, but when I want to see two giant robots fighting while hurling GALAXIES at one another there's no where else to turn but the Japanese cartoons for that.
No, don't let me make you think that all anime is great, because that's far from it. I don't watch Naruto, Bleach, Pokemon, etc. In fact, if it's got razer-noses and spiked hair than there's little chance I'll ever watch it...
Ever...
There are four prerequisites for me to watch any anime:
1- Good concept. No collecting the seven sacred stones.
2- Real looking characters. No pointy hair and annoying voices.
3- No censoring violence. If someone's gonna' get shot, I am gonna' see it.
4- The series has an end! I'm not gonna' stick around for you 2 seasons of filler. Just give me 20-something good episodes and I'll be happy.
...Ermm, I've kinda' lost my train of thought...
Well, anyway, animes that meet these standards are for me are Danna Coil, Gurren Lagann, Cowboy Beebop, Black Lagoon, and Higurashi no Naku Koro Ni (Fuckin' epic scarry and violent).
Needs moneh' for teh learnings'. Commissions!
Posted 17 years agoUgh, my animation college starts again at the start of September, and much to my own (and others) dismay I've not procured a job for the summer. Tuition being what it is, and my finances being what they are, I'm going to need more money, even enough to pay for a few train tickets for the commute.
So, with that said I'll be doing some commissions to help make that money. They'll be fairly cheap, so get 'em while they're hot.
All these prices are in Canadian dollars.
$5 - Single pencil drawing. Single character.
$10 - Single character, Digital line art.
$15 - Single character, Cell shading.
$20 - Single character, the works with basic background.
Additional characters will cost extra as it takes more time and effort, about $5, depending. Also, keep in mind that Uber-complicated characters will jump the price up accordingly.
As for material, I'll draw anything furry, but I reserve the right refuse a commission, so nothing with gore, cub, or all-in-all 'you wouldn't show your closest friends' material.
All payment MUST be through PayPal, as it's the easiest to work with for me.
You'd be paying after I've finished, but before you've received the image, because I don't want to go spending money for work I didn't finish.
Also, character reference. If you want something 'To the letter' accurate, then I'll need a description to match. Depending on the quality of images, visual references often work better, so give me those if you have them.
PM me with any requests, questions, so forth, as they are hard to manage as replies.
So, with that said I'll be doing some commissions to help make that money. They'll be fairly cheap, so get 'em while they're hot.
All these prices are in Canadian dollars.
$5 - Single pencil drawing. Single character.
$10 - Single character, Digital line art.
$15 - Single character, Cell shading.
$20 - Single character, the works with basic background.
Additional characters will cost extra as it takes more time and effort, about $5, depending. Also, keep in mind that Uber-complicated characters will jump the price up accordingly.
As for material, I'll draw anything furry, but I reserve the right refuse a commission, so nothing with gore, cub, or all-in-all 'you wouldn't show your closest friends' material.
All payment MUST be through PayPal, as it's the easiest to work with for me.
You'd be paying after I've finished, but before you've received the image, because I don't want to go spending money for work I didn't finish.
Also, character reference. If you want something 'To the letter' accurate, then I'll need a description to match. Depending on the quality of images, visual references often work better, so give me those if you have them.
PM me with any requests, questions, so forth, as they are hard to manage as replies.
Question Meme
Posted 17 years agoNicked from
raistwindblade
HUMAN QUESTIONS
-What's your real name?
Daniel
-Gender?
Male
-Orientation?
Straight arrow, but some things may be construde otherwise.
-Race?
Im a white-guy
-What's your favorite genre of music?
Funk, lots'a funk. Whatever other song catches me fancy.
-What's your favorite band/musical artist?
Same as above, really. I suppose Honey Cut, though.
-What's your worst peeve?
Holding grudges, even if I've apologuised thoroughly.
-Are you doing well in school?
I'm going to repeat a couple of subjects, but otherwise good.
-Do you have a religion?
A beliefe, more. Ask me about it sometime, I'd be happy to explain it.
-What turns you on?
My own creations, and stuff from others.
-Do you consider yourself a whore?
With art? Yeah, a big-ol' slut-monkey.
-Do you have a favorite movie?
Fight Club, but there are plenty more.
-Funniest thing you've ever said?
When I zinged my brother with mild pedo tendancies. A fat, 40+ father leaning close over his 4+ daughter at a pool table showing her how to shoot. Told my brother that was him in 20 years. He spent a good 5 minutes going "Schhhh.... Ow....".
-What do you eat?
Little and often. I enjoy sushi a lot.
-Are you flexible?
Spry, angile. Not so much flexable. More than others I've seen.
-What's your favorite video game?
Shadow of the Colossus. Greatest PS2 game with the least dialog. Anything by Atlus is awesome by default, though.
-What's the most embarrassing moment you can remember?
I'm not sure. I make verbal slip-ups all the time.
-Are you a (gulp) MySpace whore?
God forbid.
FURRY QUESTIONS
-What's your furry name?
Just me, baby. I have my own entourage of characters, though.
-Species?
I suppose a Secretary bird. I've yet to draw it, though. It's on the list.
-If you could describe your furry in one word, what would it be?
Crack-shot
-Does your fur have a side-story?
Not as such. More just a charactorization of myself.
-Is your fur a whore?
Nope, but to other characters, maybe.
-Does your fur have any traits that resemble yourself?
yup.
-What's your fur's favorite outfit?
I'll let you know when I dress myself. Probably the same khaki pants I've been wearing for the last 8 months straight. Best pants ever.
-Describe your furs overall personality in a few words.
Quiet, dependable, and a silent walker.
-How often do you RP using your fur?
Actually, I've never, but I wouldn't mind giving it a try with someone.
-Does your fur have any weapons?
a spring-loaded chain whip of my own design. I plan on building it, someday.
-How does your fur wear his/her hair?
Tied back in a pony tail.

HUMAN QUESTIONS
-What's your real name?
Daniel
-Gender?
Male
-Orientation?
Straight arrow, but some things may be construde otherwise.
-Race?
Im a white-guy
-What's your favorite genre of music?
Funk, lots'a funk. Whatever other song catches me fancy.
-What's your favorite band/musical artist?
Same as above, really. I suppose Honey Cut, though.
-What's your worst peeve?
Holding grudges, even if I've apologuised thoroughly.
-Are you doing well in school?
I'm going to repeat a couple of subjects, but otherwise good.
-Do you have a religion?
A beliefe, more. Ask me about it sometime, I'd be happy to explain it.
-What turns you on?
My own creations, and stuff from others.
-Do you consider yourself a whore?
With art? Yeah, a big-ol' slut-monkey.
-Do you have a favorite movie?
Fight Club, but there are plenty more.
-Funniest thing you've ever said?
When I zinged my brother with mild pedo tendancies. A fat, 40+ father leaning close over his 4+ daughter at a pool table showing her how to shoot. Told my brother that was him in 20 years. He spent a good 5 minutes going "Schhhh.... Ow....".
-What do you eat?
Little and often. I enjoy sushi a lot.
-Are you flexible?
Spry, angile. Not so much flexable. More than others I've seen.
-What's your favorite video game?
Shadow of the Colossus. Greatest PS2 game with the least dialog. Anything by Atlus is awesome by default, though.
-What's the most embarrassing moment you can remember?
I'm not sure. I make verbal slip-ups all the time.
-Are you a (gulp) MySpace whore?
God forbid.
FURRY QUESTIONS
-What's your furry name?
Just me, baby. I have my own entourage of characters, though.
-Species?
I suppose a Secretary bird. I've yet to draw it, though. It's on the list.
-If you could describe your furry in one word, what would it be?
Crack-shot
-Does your fur have a side-story?
Not as such. More just a charactorization of myself.
-Is your fur a whore?
Nope, but to other characters, maybe.
-Does your fur have any traits that resemble yourself?
yup.
-What's your fur's favorite outfit?
I'll let you know when I dress myself. Probably the same khaki pants I've been wearing for the last 8 months straight. Best pants ever.
-Describe your furs overall personality in a few words.
Quiet, dependable, and a silent walker.
-How often do you RP using your fur?
Actually, I've never, but I wouldn't mind giving it a try with someone.
-Does your fur have any weapons?
a spring-loaded chain whip of my own design. I plan on building it, someday.
-How does your fur wear his/her hair?
Tied back in a pony tail.
Work work work, I wanna' do!
Posted 17 years agoOver the summer I want to get more secure in my style, so with my creation Goddess Nefretiri, and your help I'll do just that.
I'd love to do some art trades with as many people as I can, preferably interacting with my characters. It's always more of a motivation when someone else is involved. Just let me know if you're interested!
Oh, and on a side note I'll also be takin' Sudo-Commishin's. You don't gotta' pay, but you shouldn't expect fully coloured Strypes or k-inukai. You'd be helping me diversify my designs.
I'd love to do some art trades with as many people as I can, preferably interacting with my characters. It's always more of a motivation when someone else is involved. Just let me know if you're interested!
Oh, and on a side note I'll also be takin' Sudo-Commishin's. You don't gotta' pay, but you shouldn't expect fully coloured Strypes or k-inukai. You'd be helping me diversify my designs.
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