Ching Chong Nip Nong Nong
Posted 14 years agoHappy Chinese New Year, everyone! I'm turning Japanese I'm turning Japanese, and I really think so! ;p
Wet Pussy Cat
Posted 14 years agoAdvisor: "Director! It seems that our rating has gone down, since the number of views per submission has decreased by 4 points!"
Director: "I see, so what are your suggestions?"
Advisor: "Well, if we want to grab the attention of the furry audience, we need to understand them what they want."
Director: "Yes, we need to know their demands. It seems that we are off-track, are we not?"
Advisor: "Not really. Our artwork seems to be pretty consistent ever since MONBAI opens up."
Director: "So what is wrong then?"
Advisor: "There is nothing wrong with our work. It's just that we haven't...um...take provocative measures to please the audience."
Director: "I don't get it. What do you mean?"
Advisor: "We never had a RED-BORDER artwork before. We had a BLUE-BORDER works before, but vore isn't the kind of thing they really want."
Director: "If it's the color of borders that they really want, then we can simply do that! It's not that hard or anything! Gee, I'm sur--"
Advisor: --"No, director. I know you hate to hear this, but...we never have 'yiff' work before."
Director: "..."
Advisor: "..."
Director: "...so you're telling me that pornographic works will increase the popularity?"
Advisor: "Yes. Specifically GAY pornography, by the way."
Director: (stands up, walks to the side to look the window) "Advisor Brown, I'm not that naive, you know. I've posted many artworks, and I've been through to a point where I realize that my work would never get the attention I thought it should deserve. It was hard for me to swallow it at first, but I've managed to get up again and move on."
Advisor: "..."
Director: "I don't seek for perfection in the furry fandom, otherwise I'll be just as horny as the top FA artists. No fucking way. I do know the audience, Brown. I know that a majority of them are here for some sort of fetish and perversion that I wouldn't want to bring up. It was pleasurable, but it was disgusting at the same time. When I looked at the things that they REALLY want, I asked myself, 'Is that the true image of FA?' Possibly. But that is not my business to dwell on."
Advisor: "..."
Director: "...anyways, what's our upcoming project? We haven't got all day, you know."
Advisor: "Ah! Well, for next week, we have arranged anot...etc. etc.
-Monbai
Director: "I see, so what are your suggestions?"
Advisor: "Well, if we want to grab the attention of the furry audience, we need to understand them what they want."
Director: "Yes, we need to know their demands. It seems that we are off-track, are we not?"
Advisor: "Not really. Our artwork seems to be pretty consistent ever since MONBAI opens up."
Director: "So what is wrong then?"
Advisor: "There is nothing wrong with our work. It's just that we haven't...um...take provocative measures to please the audience."
Director: "I don't get it. What do you mean?"
Advisor: "We never had a RED-BORDER artwork before. We had a BLUE-BORDER works before, but vore isn't the kind of thing they really want."
Director: "If it's the color of borders that they really want, then we can simply do that! It's not that hard or anything! Gee, I'm sur--"
Advisor: --"No, director. I know you hate to hear this, but...we never have 'yiff' work before."
Director: "..."
Advisor: "..."
Director: "...so you're telling me that pornographic works will increase the popularity?"
Advisor: "Yes. Specifically GAY pornography, by the way."
Director: (stands up, walks to the side to look the window) "Advisor Brown, I'm not that naive, you know. I've posted many artworks, and I've been through to a point where I realize that my work would never get the attention I thought it should deserve. It was hard for me to swallow it at first, but I've managed to get up again and move on."
Advisor: "..."
Director: "I don't seek for perfection in the furry fandom, otherwise I'll be just as horny as the top FA artists. No fucking way. I do know the audience, Brown. I know that a majority of them are here for some sort of fetish and perversion that I wouldn't want to bring up. It was pleasurable, but it was disgusting at the same time. When I looked at the things that they REALLY want, I asked myself, 'Is that the true image of FA?' Possibly. But that is not my business to dwell on."
Advisor: "..."
Director: "...anyways, what's our upcoming project? We haven't got all day, you know."
Advisor: "Ah! Well, for next week, we have arranged anot...etc. etc.
-Monbai
I Got an OC Account
Posted 14 years agoI got an OC account. Send me a message if you want to draw with me. You're welcomed to do so. Thanks.
Monbai
Monbai
What do you want for Christmas?
Posted 15 years agoJust for a survey, what do you want for Christmas? Please reply, thanks.
Monbai
Monbai
Turkey Gave Blowjob
Posted 15 years agoDespite the obscene title, Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!
Monbai
Monbai
Delicious Dick Dildo
Posted 15 years agoDear watchers and fans,
I thank you very much for faving and watching my works. However, I not only need your faves for appreciation, but also your comments, opinions, and thoughts of my work. That way, I will know what I can do to create better artworks for you. So if you like my work, please comment. Thank you.
And by the way, if you're wondering about how the hell the title's relevant to this, it's meant to grab your attention. :D
Sincerely,
Monbai
I thank you very much for faving and watching my works. However, I not only need your faves for appreciation, but also your comments, opinions, and thoughts of my work. That way, I will know what I can do to create better artworks for you. So if you like my work, please comment. Thank you.
And by the way, if you're wondering about how the hell the title's relevant to this, it's meant to grab your attention. :D
Sincerely,
Monbai
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