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General | Posted 15 years agohttp://forums.furaffinity.net/threa.....-Policy-on-Cub
That's it for MaximumFrisky! All artwork will be removed from this gallery immediately, with the gallery itself taken down by December. Any art that can be migrated to the standard gallery will be; the rest will be taken to a different art site. You should probably know where.
Hope you liked the show! Be sure to tip your shrieking, hysterical, and completely delusional American public before you leave.
That's it for MaximumFrisky! All artwork will be removed from this gallery immediately, with the gallery itself taken down by December. Any art that can be migrated to the standard gallery will be; the rest will be taken to a different art site. You should probably know where.
Hope you liked the show! Be sure to tip your shrieking, hysterical, and completely delusional American public before you leave.
Are you ready for the purge?
General | Posted 15 years agoIt's coming, folks. Cub art will be against FurAffinity's acceptable use policy, and soon. The administrators don't have the balls to tell you this outright, save one, who was suspended for her honesty. However, it's been all but confirmed at this point... the only question is "when?"
The impending change in service will render this gallery defunct, so if you like what you see here, download as much of it as you can (all, uh, ten pieces of it) before it's gone. Also, if you draw this art yourself, you'd better whip out what you've got left and put it on the table while you've got the opportunity. Also, prep an InkBunny account and hope its administrators have more common sense.
Also, I'd like to "thank" America and other governments for pushing sites like this one into deleting artwork. You motherfuckers love to talk a big game about freedom when you send soldiers marching to their deaths, but that ideal goes right out the window whenever you throw your latest fit of cowardly hysteria, whether it's having the TSA ogle the bodies of individuals at airports or threatening people with prison sentences for owning drawings of naked cartoon characters. Are we safe yet? Because I sure as hell don't feel that way.
The impending change in service will render this gallery defunct, so if you like what you see here, download as much of it as you can (all, uh, ten pieces of it) before it's gone. Also, if you draw this art yourself, you'd better whip out what you've got left and put it on the table while you've got the opportunity. Also, prep an InkBunny account and hope its administrators have more common sense.
Also, I'd like to "thank" America and other governments for pushing sites like this one into deleting artwork. You motherfuckers love to talk a big game about freedom when you send soldiers marching to their deaths, but that ideal goes right out the window whenever you throw your latest fit of cowardly hysteria, whether it's having the TSA ogle the bodies of individuals at airports or threatening people with prison sentences for owning drawings of naked cartoon characters. Are we safe yet? Because I sure as hell don't feel that way.
Mental Hurricane
General | Posted 15 years agoMy mind has been a swirling torrent of destructive, vicious thoughts today. It culminated in an idea for a story so tragic and cruelly ironic I dare not even write it.
Wonderful...
General | Posted 15 years agoOne of my friends posted a journal called "pop and lock." I misread it and now I've got an idea for a comic that I can't get out of my head! If I actually draw this, I'm blaming you!
Okay, I don't get it.
General | Posted 15 years agoI found this while hunting for songs on eMusic:
http://www.amazon.com/Bangin-Outfield/dp/B00000269Y/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=music&qid=1280132855&sr=8-1
I'm not the first guy to pick up on symbolism, but I have noooooo idea what's going on with this album cover and I don't think anyone else does either. What does a giant baby storming a desert have to do with The Outfield's not-really-unique brand of cheese rock? While we're on the subject, why is he wearing sparkly tap-dancing shoes? Nothing about this makes sense!
http://www.amazon.com/Bangin-Outfield/dp/B00000269Y/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=music&qid=1280132855&sr=8-1
I'm not the first guy to pick up on symbolism, but I have noooooo idea what's going on with this album cover and I don't think anyone else does either. What does a giant baby storming a desert have to do with The Outfield's not-really-unique brand of cheese rock? While we're on the subject, why is he wearing sparkly tap-dancing shoes? Nothing about this makes sense!
Let the chocolate flow!
General | Posted 15 years agoSo what's this I'm hearing about FurAffinity shutting down 
chocolatefurs? I say let the members of African heritage have their fun... it gives them a sense of solidarity and belonging, and satisfies the curiosities of those who would otherwise not know. Do you know how long it was before I discovered that 
TaviMunk and 
Zanzawolf were black? I don't know either, but it sure seemed like a long time. I like to know this stuff. I always assume that babyfurs are fat white guys unless I'm told otherwise.
chocolatefurs? I say let the members of African heritage have their fun... it gives them a sense of solidarity and belonging, and satisfies the curiosities of those who would otherwise not know. Do you know how long it was before I discovered that 
TaviMunk and 
Zanzawolf were black? I don't know either, but it sure seemed like a long time. I like to know this stuff. I always assume that babyfurs are fat white guys unless I'm told otherwise.Pleasant dreams!
General | Posted 15 years agoI had a rather fun dream earlier in the afternoon while trying to sleep through this miserably hot weather. I was watching Dragon Tales, or a show remarkably similar to it, where one of the older characters was asked to sit for a baby. They've had dragon toddlers on that series before, but this one was different, with a bright yellow color, a less childish voice (almost like one of the Sonic VOs, but with a more dry delivery), rectangular-rimmed glasses, and a fascination with a role-playing game of indeterminate type (tabletop, cards, video game... I don't know, and that isn't important).
Anyway, the sitter tried to convince the child that he was an expert at the game and that he had all the expansion packs, but the toddler was skeptical, calling his claims into question with the kind of cynicism you wouldn't expect from one of the characters on the show, and certainly not from a baby. As they were talking, the sitter set the child down just out of the camera's watchful eye and changed his diaper with a few deft swipes of his hands. Nothing was shown... it was handled in a tasteful and humorous way, not unlike an early episode of The Simpsons where Marge cleans Maggie with mechanical precision. However, the baby seemed to enjoy it, and stopped arguing with his sitter just long enough to let out a contented purr and give him a hug.
Like most dreams, many of the details were crystal clear while others were muddled and impossible to discern in retrospect. I couldn't tell you if it was Dragon Tales (the absence of the two racially ambiguous kids on the show suggests that it was not), and I couldn't describe the sitter at all. For all I know, the dream could have taken place entirely from a first-person perspective, with myself in that role. However, I'm pretty sure the important stuff was kept in sharp focus. The dream was a real treat after a stressful week of extreme heat and family illnesses.
I may draw the little guy when I feeling up to it. The image is fading a bit but I'm sure I can fill in the blanks. Either that or I'll ask that Fred Vegereno guy to draw him, since he's done Dragon Tales artwork before and I'm sure he can do this character justice.
Why am I posting about this, and why here? I just wanted to get this written down before I forget, because you know how quickly dreams vanish into the ether...
Anyway, the sitter tried to convince the child that he was an expert at the game and that he had all the expansion packs, but the toddler was skeptical, calling his claims into question with the kind of cynicism you wouldn't expect from one of the characters on the show, and certainly not from a baby. As they were talking, the sitter set the child down just out of the camera's watchful eye and changed his diaper with a few deft swipes of his hands. Nothing was shown... it was handled in a tasteful and humorous way, not unlike an early episode of The Simpsons where Marge cleans Maggie with mechanical precision. However, the baby seemed to enjoy it, and stopped arguing with his sitter just long enough to let out a contented purr and give him a hug.
Like most dreams, many of the details were crystal clear while others were muddled and impossible to discern in retrospect. I couldn't tell you if it was Dragon Tales (the absence of the two racially ambiguous kids on the show suggests that it was not), and I couldn't describe the sitter at all. For all I know, the dream could have taken place entirely from a first-person perspective, with myself in that role. However, I'm pretty sure the important stuff was kept in sharp focus. The dream was a real treat after a stressful week of extreme heat and family illnesses.
I may draw the little guy when I feeling up to it. The image is fading a bit but I'm sure I can fill in the blanks. Either that or I'll ask that Fred Vegereno guy to draw him, since he's done Dragon Tales artwork before and I'm sure he can do this character justice.
Why am I posting about this, and why here? I just wanted to get this written down before I forget, because you know how quickly dreams vanish into the ether...
Dumb-da-dumb-dumb-DUMB!
General | Posted 15 years agoSo this guy posts a picture of a naked skunk baby who he claims was inspired by his real-life daughter, and puts it in the "tame babyfurs" section of this site. Yeah, thanks. Like we don't get enough shit already.
Been a while, eh?
General | Posted 15 years agoNo, this gallery isn't dead... just dormant. I still get the urge to do "naughty" drawings from time to time, although those urges mostly get repressed for a variety of reasons. I'm still into diaper artwork, though, and when a fun idea comes to mind I'll make more of an effort to get it on paper. I'll also try to keep the lines open to other artists. There are other people I like but don't talk to as often as I should... that should probably change.
So it's come to this.
General | Posted 16 years agoWe're regarding lines on a paper as crimes, even on FurAffinity. Hey, I've got a suggestion that will protect children from the rapist who is surely hiding behind every tree in every neighborhood. We get a really big spaceship, cram all of the world's sniveling brats into it, then launch the ship directly into the sun. After that, we sterilize all the adults. That takes care of the problem, doesn't it? No more molestations, no more children, no more fucked up human race. It makes as much sense as sending someone to prison for owning a comic book.
Kinky!
General | Posted 16 years agoOrdinarily, people will post a fetish meme, marking off their favorites from a list while giving the thumbs down to the ones they don't like. However, that's kind of boring, as memes tend to be. I prefer to color outside the lines, so I'm just going to give you brief descriptions of my personal turn-ons along with how they came to be. Some of these will already be familiar to you, while others will seem pretty "out there," even for this community... try not to hold that against me! Don't be surprised if some of these themes appear in future drawings... if they haven't already!
(Also, I won't be a jerk about your turn-ons if you're not a jerk about mine. So please show some respect or just don't read this. Either one works.)
DIAPERS
What is it?: A puffy undergarment intended to catch the waste of the very young, or the very old.
Why do you like it?: This is going to be one of those things that you either get or you don't, but if you get it, you'll know that the pressing of the diaper against your skin, the crinkling of the plastic shell as you walk, the freshness of the powder, and the return to a simpler, safer age are all very attractive. This usually goes hand in hand with infantilism for most fetishists, and I am no exception to the rule.
Where'd it come from?: One day, a neanderthal decided that he didn't like poop piling up in his cave. He put his son in a deerskin and fastened it with a bone. The rest is history.
DIAPER CHANGES
What is it?: Once a diaper is soiled, the person is undressed and the diaper removed. Much wiping, oiling, and powdering of the behind follows. Finally, the diaper is replaced and the person is sent on their way, a little embarrassed but refreshed.
Why do you like it?: See below, but WHAT I like about it is the crack of the ripped tapes, the exposure, and the tender moment with a female caretaker. Or male, if I'm in that mood.
Where'd it come from?: It's the first erotic encounter anyone ever has with a woman. As such, it's a fetish that takes hold extremely early and remains with you for the rest of your life. You're probably a lot better off if you don't have this fetish, but if you do, you might as well go along with it.
SKIRTS
What is it?: A flowing, open-ended garment designed to cover the lower torso and pelvis of females. Luckily for the males, it doesn't do a very good job.
Why do you like it? It's more fun to tease panties or a diaper than just show them off for the whole world to see. A skirt (or an especially long shirt) makes finding these undergarments a well rewarded challenge. One of my first babyfur characters, who has since been retired, wore the short sera fuku of Japanese cartoon characters. Her previous outfit was a plaid jumper. Both offered plenty of opportunities for diaper exposure.
Where'd it come from?: It's been around a lot longer than I have, probably created by horny bastards who like it for the exact same reason I do.
MUMMIFICATION
What is it?: During a trip in an Egyptian tomb or a museum, the person is surprised by animated wrappings, which quickly bind their arms, legs, and torso. The wrappings quickly become rigid, making movement impossible. Only the eyes and nose are left uncovered. Occasionally, the wrappings will take the opportunity to do some "exploring" while the person is held in place.
Why do you like it?: It's a more exciting form of bondage, especially if the bandages ad-lib and do something you weren't expecting.
Where'd it come from?: Countless cartoons, I suspect, but generally speaking the old burial grounds of ancient Egypt.
CYBERNETICS
What is it?: The person is sealed inside a metal or plastic body, or is augmented with robotic limbs and organs. Their appearance changes drastically and there is only the slimmest hope for reversal.
Why do you like it?: It makes the character look a heck of a lot cooler for one. Also, there's the chance for the character to be held down during the procedure, which tends to be a thrilling (if traumatic) process. It's a subset of bondage with a science-fiction bent, basically.
Where'd it come from?: You would think given this site that the fetish came from the "robotization" from the Saturday morning Sonic the Hedgehog cartoon. You'd be WRONG! It actually came from a much earlier source, ROM the Spaceknight. This was a popular toy from the 1970s that eventually became a comic book. I was very young so I don't remember the specifics; but ROM was surprisingly mopey for a superpowered cyborg and spent half the comic mourning his lost humanity. Dude, you can shoot laser beams from your hands! Humanity is no great loss!
QUICKSILVER
What is it?: Similar to the real-life substance mercury but with elements of symbiotes like Venom from the Spiderman comic books, Quicksilver is a living liquid metal that bonds to a person's skin and endows them with a metallic, robotic appearance and superhuman abilities.
Why do you like it?: It's basically cool porn. It gives characters a glistening, chrome-like sheen, and the super powers are a huge plus. It's not a fetish in the usual sexual arousal sense, but it can go in that direction with a little imagination. Just think of the Quicksilver spreading to the genitals, encasing the penis or leeching between the labial folds and... yeah, I think you get the general idea.
Where'd it come from?: As a teenager and young adult, I would often have dreams where I would find myself in a cave, standing next to a glistening puddle. After touching it, I discovered that the puddle was full of Quicksilver rather than water. The metal would cling to my outstretched fingers and spread over my entire body, giving me the ability to fly through the air. My subconscious was likely inspired by the old Rankin-Bass cartoon Silverhawks, along with a series of commercials for Capri-Sun that came out just after the computer rendering boom of the early 1990s.
LIQUID SUSPENSION:
What is it?: The person is trapped inside a block of hardened liquid; either ice, gelatin, amber, carbonite, or some similar substance. While held by the liquid, the person is in a state of suspended animation, still alive and capable of thought but with greatly slowed breathing and heart rate. The condition can be reversed scientifically, with the victim recovering fully and experiencing only minor shock or trauma.
Why do you like it?: It's heavy duty bondage without the usual cliches of ball gags, handcuffs, and leather. I don't like any of those things, but being completely restrained in hardened liquid is strangely appealing to me. I guess "strangely" is the only way it COULD be appealing, eh? It's also a fetish that couldn't really be satisfied in real life, at least not without a significant risk of death. I prefer to enjoy it vicariously, through my characters. One species of mine actually uses a symbiotic gel to carry their offspring on long trips, eliminating the need for diaper changes and the constant cries of "are we there yet?" (The species in question isn't known for its parental skills.)
Where'd it come from?: It's a "linked" fetish. An early episode of the Care Bears cartoon series had the two cubs, Hugs and Tugs, stumble into the path of the mad scientist Professor Coldheart. He blasted them with a freeze ray and turned them into star-shaped ice cubes, with their tiny noses sticking out of the tops. Since the cubs wore diapers, and that was already a fetish, their being trapped in ice became a fetish too.
SHAVING
What is it?: A furry is stripped of his or her fur, either with a razor blade or hair removal gel. It's not so much the process that's exciting as the aftereffects.
Why do you like it?: It defeats the purpose of having a furry character, but it gives you a clearer view of their body parts. Well, mostly those body parts.
Where'd it come from?: Curiosity, mostly, but there was at least one member of FurAffinity with a partially shaved skunk character. By the way, why do all cartoon skunks have French accents? Is this a reference to the racist stereotype of the unwashed European?
(Also, I won't be a jerk about your turn-ons if you're not a jerk about mine. So please show some respect or just don't read this. Either one works.)
DIAPERS
What is it?: A puffy undergarment intended to catch the waste of the very young, or the very old.
Why do you like it?: This is going to be one of those things that you either get or you don't, but if you get it, you'll know that the pressing of the diaper against your skin, the crinkling of the plastic shell as you walk, the freshness of the powder, and the return to a simpler, safer age are all very attractive. This usually goes hand in hand with infantilism for most fetishists, and I am no exception to the rule.
Where'd it come from?: One day, a neanderthal decided that he didn't like poop piling up in his cave. He put his son in a deerskin and fastened it with a bone. The rest is history.
DIAPER CHANGES
What is it?: Once a diaper is soiled, the person is undressed and the diaper removed. Much wiping, oiling, and powdering of the behind follows. Finally, the diaper is replaced and the person is sent on their way, a little embarrassed but refreshed.
Why do you like it?: See below, but WHAT I like about it is the crack of the ripped tapes, the exposure, and the tender moment with a female caretaker. Or male, if I'm in that mood.
Where'd it come from?: It's the first erotic encounter anyone ever has with a woman. As such, it's a fetish that takes hold extremely early and remains with you for the rest of your life. You're probably a lot better off if you don't have this fetish, but if you do, you might as well go along with it.
SKIRTS
What is it?: A flowing, open-ended garment designed to cover the lower torso and pelvis of females. Luckily for the males, it doesn't do a very good job.
Why do you like it? It's more fun to tease panties or a diaper than just show them off for the whole world to see. A skirt (or an especially long shirt) makes finding these undergarments a well rewarded challenge. One of my first babyfur characters, who has since been retired, wore the short sera fuku of Japanese cartoon characters. Her previous outfit was a plaid jumper. Both offered plenty of opportunities for diaper exposure.
Where'd it come from?: It's been around a lot longer than I have, probably created by horny bastards who like it for the exact same reason I do.
MUMMIFICATION
What is it?: During a trip in an Egyptian tomb or a museum, the person is surprised by animated wrappings, which quickly bind their arms, legs, and torso. The wrappings quickly become rigid, making movement impossible. Only the eyes and nose are left uncovered. Occasionally, the wrappings will take the opportunity to do some "exploring" while the person is held in place.
Why do you like it?: It's a more exciting form of bondage, especially if the bandages ad-lib and do something you weren't expecting.
Where'd it come from?: Countless cartoons, I suspect, but generally speaking the old burial grounds of ancient Egypt.
CYBERNETICS
What is it?: The person is sealed inside a metal or plastic body, or is augmented with robotic limbs and organs. Their appearance changes drastically and there is only the slimmest hope for reversal.
Why do you like it?: It makes the character look a heck of a lot cooler for one. Also, there's the chance for the character to be held down during the procedure, which tends to be a thrilling (if traumatic) process. It's a subset of bondage with a science-fiction bent, basically.
Where'd it come from?: You would think given this site that the fetish came from the "robotization" from the Saturday morning Sonic the Hedgehog cartoon. You'd be WRONG! It actually came from a much earlier source, ROM the Spaceknight. This was a popular toy from the 1970s that eventually became a comic book. I was very young so I don't remember the specifics; but ROM was surprisingly mopey for a superpowered cyborg and spent half the comic mourning his lost humanity. Dude, you can shoot laser beams from your hands! Humanity is no great loss!
QUICKSILVER
What is it?: Similar to the real-life substance mercury but with elements of symbiotes like Venom from the Spiderman comic books, Quicksilver is a living liquid metal that bonds to a person's skin and endows them with a metallic, robotic appearance and superhuman abilities.
Why do you like it?: It's basically cool porn. It gives characters a glistening, chrome-like sheen, and the super powers are a huge plus. It's not a fetish in the usual sexual arousal sense, but it can go in that direction with a little imagination. Just think of the Quicksilver spreading to the genitals, encasing the penis or leeching between the labial folds and... yeah, I think you get the general idea.
Where'd it come from?: As a teenager and young adult, I would often have dreams where I would find myself in a cave, standing next to a glistening puddle. After touching it, I discovered that the puddle was full of Quicksilver rather than water. The metal would cling to my outstretched fingers and spread over my entire body, giving me the ability to fly through the air. My subconscious was likely inspired by the old Rankin-Bass cartoon Silverhawks, along with a series of commercials for Capri-Sun that came out just after the computer rendering boom of the early 1990s.
LIQUID SUSPENSION:
What is it?: The person is trapped inside a block of hardened liquid; either ice, gelatin, amber, carbonite, or some similar substance. While held by the liquid, the person is in a state of suspended animation, still alive and capable of thought but with greatly slowed breathing and heart rate. The condition can be reversed scientifically, with the victim recovering fully and experiencing only minor shock or trauma.
Why do you like it?: It's heavy duty bondage without the usual cliches of ball gags, handcuffs, and leather. I don't like any of those things, but being completely restrained in hardened liquid is strangely appealing to me. I guess "strangely" is the only way it COULD be appealing, eh? It's also a fetish that couldn't really be satisfied in real life, at least not without a significant risk of death. I prefer to enjoy it vicariously, through my characters. One species of mine actually uses a symbiotic gel to carry their offspring on long trips, eliminating the need for diaper changes and the constant cries of "are we there yet?" (The species in question isn't known for its parental skills.)
Where'd it come from?: It's a "linked" fetish. An early episode of the Care Bears cartoon series had the two cubs, Hugs and Tugs, stumble into the path of the mad scientist Professor Coldheart. He blasted them with a freeze ray and turned them into star-shaped ice cubes, with their tiny noses sticking out of the tops. Since the cubs wore diapers, and that was already a fetish, their being trapped in ice became a fetish too.
SHAVING
What is it?: A furry is stripped of his or her fur, either with a razor blade or hair removal gel. It's not so much the process that's exciting as the aftereffects.
Why do you like it?: It defeats the purpose of having a furry character, but it gives you a clearer view of their body parts. Well, mostly those body parts.
Where'd it come from?: Curiosity, mostly, but there was at least one member of FurAffinity with a partially shaved skunk character. By the way, why do all cartoon skunks have French accents? Is this a reference to the racist stereotype of the unwashed European?
Uh oh, thought crimes!
General | Posted 16 years agohttp://www.animenewsnetwork.com/new.....-obscene-manga
I'll bottom line this for you... a manga-loving nerd was sent to prison for three months (with three extra months of probation) for the possession of comics with drawings of young girls in them. So this guy's going to be beaten with pillowcases full of soap bars and fucked in the ass for the rest of the winter because our government can't distinguish fantasy from reality. What the fuck is this, Australia?
Well, that'll teach Christopher Handley to lust after fictional girls. After three traumatizing months of riding the big dicked prisoner express, he'll make sure the crime fits the time when he gets out. As for the hysteria-driven government that made this all possible: just remember that unjust laws deserve a violent response.
I'll bottom line this for you... a manga-loving nerd was sent to prison for three months (with three extra months of probation) for the possession of comics with drawings of young girls in them. So this guy's going to be beaten with pillowcases full of soap bars and fucked in the ass for the rest of the winter because our government can't distinguish fantasy from reality. What the fuck is this, Australia?
Well, that'll teach Christopher Handley to lust after fictional girls. After three traumatizing months of riding the big dicked prisoner express, he'll make sure the crime fits the time when he gets out. As for the hysteria-driven government that made this all possible: just remember that unjust laws deserve a violent response.
Point bottle away from face before opening
General | Posted 16 years agoA wise man once said, "Man lives a life of quiet frustration, and dies with the song still in his heart." God am I feeling that right now. There's so much I want to say, yet so much I know I've got to keep trapped inside, probably for the rest of my life. One of my greatest fears is to share my innermost thoughts with those I trust, only to be violently rejected and dismissed as creepy and worthless.
It's one of the reasons that this gallery has been around for a month but has remained nearly empty for that entire time. Believe me, I have ideas for new artwork! Do I ever have ideas. Yet I don't want to put them on paper, because I worry that I will be rewarded with contempt from not only the garden variety hecklers, but individuals in this community who I deeply respect and can't afford to alienate.
If you ever wondered why I'm so distant and reclusive, this is the reason right here. I dread the thought of making friends who will stab me in the heart later, because I've disappointed them or haven't lived up to their standards. The most logical response is to withhold my friendship from those who seek it. Friendship ultimately leads to betrayal, and I just can't deal with that pain.
I wonder about all the other members of the community who draw pornography, and cub art in particular. How do you force yourself to do it? The interest is clearly there, but how do you work past the guilt and the self-loathing and the risk of rejection from your peers and just make it happen? I just don't know if I have it in me. I thought creating an alternate account would help, but it hasn't made the situation feel any less impossible.
If you've ever thought about getting into the babyfur community, don't. It's the most frustrating, humiliating, and irreconcilable fetish there's ever been, short of sticking your dick in a light socket or wearing klan robes to an NAACP meeting. You'd be better off dropping an anvil on your nuts.
It's one of the reasons that this gallery has been around for a month but has remained nearly empty for that entire time. Believe me, I have ideas for new artwork! Do I ever have ideas. Yet I don't want to put them on paper, because I worry that I will be rewarded with contempt from not only the garden variety hecklers, but individuals in this community who I deeply respect and can't afford to alienate.
If you ever wondered why I'm so distant and reclusive, this is the reason right here. I dread the thought of making friends who will stab me in the heart later, because I've disappointed them or haven't lived up to their standards. The most logical response is to withhold my friendship from those who seek it. Friendship ultimately leads to betrayal, and I just can't deal with that pain.
I wonder about all the other members of the community who draw pornography, and cub art in particular. How do you force yourself to do it? The interest is clearly there, but how do you work past the guilt and the self-loathing and the risk of rejection from your peers and just make it happen? I just don't know if I have it in me. I thought creating an alternate account would help, but it hasn't made the situation feel any less impossible.
If you've ever thought about getting into the babyfur community, don't. It's the most frustrating, humiliating, and irreconcilable fetish there's ever been, short of sticking your dick in a light socket or wearing klan robes to an NAACP meeting. You'd be better off dropping an anvil on your nuts.
Prepare for the missionary position!
General | Posted 16 years agoI'm taking a lot of schadenfreude from the news that the missionaries who tried to take children from Haiti have been sent to prison for kidnapping. It's about damn time religious fundamentalists came to the conclusion that they can't step all over the rights of those less white than them, and force them to accept their dogma through any means necessary. It's been a long time coming, but at last, manifest destiny is dead.
So anticlimactic, it's criminal
General | Posted 16 years agoI just watched the latest Criminal Minds. After an hour of build up leading to NOTHING, I don't think I'll be doing that again. If you were smarter than I was and missed it, imagine the film Misery, except the ugly broad kidnaps women, paralyzes them with drugs, and dresses them up as dolls.
One of Kathy Bates Lite's victims has diabetes, so she metabolizes the drugs faster and is able to break out of her chemically-induced bondage. Naturally, you'd think that after stumbling to her feet, she'd grab a vase or a metal statue or something conveniently blunt and heavy to bury in her captor's skull, but that never happens. Nothing happens to Ms. Misery... the FBI just carts her off to an institution while rescuing the few people she left alive.
They used the boilerplate excuse of "she was raped as a child!" (by Jonathan Frakes, in one of the Star Trek alum's less wisely chosen roles. Dude, fire your agent!) to justify her actions, but I'm crying bullshit on this one. I don't care if you were boned by every inmate at Rikers... if you put me in a state of paralysis and dressed me up in doll clothes, I'd stab you into hamburger the moment I shook it off. I'd fucking stab you night and day, sunrise to sunset, until my damn arm fell off in the thin red soup that used to be you.
Fuck you, Criminal Minds. Yes yes, we all love forgiveness and all that wimpy shit, but you have to draw a line somewhere. Mine falls just before "I have no mouth and yet must scream."
One of Kathy Bates Lite's victims has diabetes, so she metabolizes the drugs faster and is able to break out of her chemically-induced bondage. Naturally, you'd think that after stumbling to her feet, she'd grab a vase or a metal statue or something conveniently blunt and heavy to bury in her captor's skull, but that never happens. Nothing happens to Ms. Misery... the FBI just carts her off to an institution while rescuing the few people she left alive.
They used the boilerplate excuse of "she was raped as a child!" (by Jonathan Frakes, in one of the Star Trek alum's less wisely chosen roles. Dude, fire your agent!) to justify her actions, but I'm crying bullshit on this one. I don't care if you were boned by every inmate at Rikers... if you put me in a state of paralysis and dressed me up in doll clothes, I'd stab you into hamburger the moment I shook it off. I'd fucking stab you night and day, sunrise to sunset, until my damn arm fell off in the thin red soup that used to be you.
Fuck you, Criminal Minds. Yes yes, we all love forgiveness and all that wimpy shit, but you have to draw a line somewhere. Mine falls just before "I have no mouth and yet must scream."
