Look out. Incoming... Message! from  rocksteady

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Need to practice so please everyone take a character.

- All matches will be me vs CPU on Hardest difficulty

- No mirror matches

- League Champion is based on Battle Record

Claim your characters!

Ryu  seanbt

Ken

Chun-Li  midekai

E. Honda

Blanka

Zangief

Guile :dkmasterwolf:

Dhalsim

Balrog

Vega

Sagat

M. Bison  erusia21xx

Dan

Fei Long

Sakura

Cammy

Gen

Rose

Akuma  reccasenil

Gouken

Abel  rocksteady

C. Viper  matthewbrandon

Rufus

El Fuerte  subzero

Seth

Link this to your page if you want some hardcore action!

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Check out the FIGHTING EXTRAVAGANZA!

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/rocky.....g-extravaganza

Just to let every one know also go one  rocksteady page to cast a vote XD

X3 Just wishing all FA a Merry Chirstmas

And guess what Purgy just adopted a new addition to the fam

We'll i have found a artist and here are the nine for the cosplay. The artist is the wonderful  kittydee and aright now she is charging 115 so each person will pay 13 bucks to her paypal addy but make sure to let her know it is for the tekken 6 cosplay. Here is her paypal dee[at]gunsha.com and right now i'm going to need some refs to help out ok. If you need any answers let me know.

Okay i talk to the artist and this well be all on the cosplay commission so i'll need some refs of your characters for the artist.

1. Purgy; Lee Chaolan (http://www.creativeuncut.com/galler.....e-chaolan.html, http://www.tekkenpedia.com/w/images....._Rebellion.png)

2.  malasta Jin(http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/.....rjin_super.jpg, http://www.megaconsolas.com/UserFiles/jin(1).jpg

3.  akitastromfield Asuka (http://super.gameshot.net/tekkencen.....uka_Kazama.jpg)

4  veronika-zebra Kazuya:http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped.....a_tekken_6.jpg,

5.  lexi_shiger Lei Wulong( http://www.tekkenpedia.com/w/images....._Rebellion.png)


6.  mustangrevolver Dragunov (http://www.creativeuncut.com/galler.....-dragunov.html)

7,  hardrockwolf Lars (http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/.....en6br_lars.png)

Hey to all who is seeing this jurnal *Wave* ^_^ I am thinkging of having a cosplay done from Katekyo Hitman Reborn wich is my favorite anime Show!!!! <3<3<3<3 *cough* Ehm anyways me myself is gonna by the main person Sawada Tsunayoshi - Sky Ring, but i have no clue as to who my 6 gurdians should be :/ So Now im Auditioning x] for who my 6 Gurdians Should Be in the Cosplay picture =D and hers alittle info on the Gurdians =3

Ring Information - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCjEiyLKV7Q (Me Is Sky Ring No Steal D=)

Rings - http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/r.....gola_Rings.jpg (Closer Look)

Color of rings when activated - http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/r.....ola_Flames.jpg
(Top left) Storm, (Top right) Rain, (Middle left) Sun, (Middle) Sky, (Middle right) Cloud, (Bottom left) Lightning, (Bottom right) Mist

And here is some Name and Ranks:

Tsunayoshi Sawada - Vongola Sky Boss:  malasta
http://i565.photobucket.com/albums/.....rn/Tsuna17.jpg

Role: Rain, Storm, Cloud, Sun, Mist and Lightning, he influences all of them. He understands and accepts all of them.
Weapon - Fists.

Hayato Gokudera - Guardian of Storm:  busty_cat_girl_pink
http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/.....Ace/Hayato.jpg

Role: Continuously at the heart of the attack, the storm of raging waves that never rest.
Weapon - Bomb/Arm Cannon.

Takeshi Yamamoto - Guardian of Rain:
http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/.....n/yamamoto.jpg

Role: Squaring the accounts washing away the blood spilled, the requiem rain.
Weapon - Katana.

Ryohei Sasagawa - Guardian of Sun:  matthewbrandon
http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/...../burn816/1.jpg

Role: Destroying the misfortune that attacks the family with their own body, they become the sun that brightly shines upon an area.
Weapon - Boxing.

Kyoya Hibari - Guardian of Cloud:  randir305
http://i587.photobucket.com/albums/.....e28288298d.jpg

Role: To be the aloof, drifting clouds who protects the family from an independent standpoint, and whom nothing can ever bind.
Weapon - Tonfa.

Lambo - Guardian of Lightning:
http://i292.photobucket.com/albums/.....bo_Resized.jpg

Role: He must not only take the Lightning, but also the damage of the family, like a Lightning rod.
Weapon - Horns/Lightning.

Chrome Dokuro (Mukuro Rokudo) - Guardian of Mist:
http://i565.photobucket.com/albums/.....-06-118463.jpg
http://i719.photobucket.com/albums/.....fc2fa5e123.jpg

Role: Creating something from nothing, and nothing from something, thus bewildering the enemy. Rendering the family's true form intangible with vision of deceit.
Weapon - Spear Staff.






Phew! Never made such a long jurnal Before *Pants and leys down exhausted* Ohh and BTW! You Dont have to be human and even though most of em are boys its cosplay fun so even if your a girl or herm/Shemale its ok you just have ther weapons nstuff XD

Well i'm kind of pissed right now just found out that someone is using Purgy as their character http://rh.greydawn.net/browse.php?c.....inter+the+Herm . This is the first time happening to me..but please whoever you are don't do this again..please do not pass Purgy as your own.


Thank you

And i hope that i'm not sounding mean..it just really tick me off when someone uses anothers character and claim it as their own.

Well i'm finally back in the good old usa for being in Iraq for a year. I've learned alot when i was down there for deployment. I was station at FOB Warrior between Bagdad and Biap and well being back here made me realize the small things in life but enough of that i have three people i want to thank for suporting me while i was in Iraq and i wanna thank the friends i made on FA also.

 angelfyre i wanna thank you my sweet tigress for sending me those gifts ^^

 laffykat22 and  crystal-for-ever you two rock and thank you for the support and i'm glad you like the flag and gift

Hi this is a journal from  skornthewolverine right now she is doing a really good sale so check her page out and here is the journal.

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/914540/

Hi all just helping out  chaoman16 right now chao have two orgy pics going on and there are some slots open here are the links check them out.

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/897467/
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/895024/

Joinable commission sets
Broken Faucets: (cubs watersports) http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/719209/
Minnieshoof's Zoo Prank: (Vore) http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/704890/
Casual Cow Chew: (hard voring of cock) http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/789404/
Dante's First Porno: (Male Only vore) http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/844529/
Thumbnails for your Stories: (adult and non-adult) http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/850169/

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Title: Taking Advantage of a Drunken Husky
Star: matthewbrandon's Purgy
Star Examples: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2348714/ http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2348126/
Fetish: Sex or Vore of all types!
Guests: Any! (male, female, shemale, herm, adult, cub)
Image Type: Flat Colors 1000x1000 resolution.
Style Examples for the Set: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2649465 http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2581094/
Cost: 30 dollars for one slot. Each slot is one page of art.

Purgy comes in to the bar to enjoy a nice evening. Shi is dressed in a nice bikini top with a design of the American flag, and some short shorts. The jeans looking like they're gonna burst at the seams. When shi sits the pants pulls down a bit, revealing a cute little crack between two meaty buns, and a pair of matching bikini bottoms. The bar allowed anybody in, straight, gay, herm... and because of that, shi didn't have to hide the heat shi packed between hir legs. The bulge stood down proudly, even though shi was completely flacid at the moment. A passerby accidentally spills soda on hir huge tits, getting hir bikini all drenched. Shi giggles
Purgy: awww, it's all wet...
Stranger: I'm really sorry about-
Purgy: ...I guess I got to take it off-! <3
People's heads turn around after hearing that... their eyes greeted with a big youthful husky removing hir top... freeing two double GG sized breasts. They squooshed down on top of the counter.
Purgy: We're all adults here, feel free to grab! You owe me a drink if you do though! ...and maybe a meal tooo.... <3 <3 <3
Purgy turned around rubbing hir belly as shi licked hir lips. Hir tits jiggling, and hir cock pushes out of the short jeans... which seemingly unzipped from the force of hir growing erection. Some people fainted at all the good luck coming at once... but some of the regulars were already fondling... squeezing hunks of hir flesh, kneading it and enjoying it's warmth. She cooed as they felt hir up. Shi licked hir lips, then drank one of the first beers shi got out of the bargain.

1.  hardrockwolf sex with cock penetration or nipple penetration or anal <3
2.  manbearpig Drunk sex, no vore =)
3.  kiala_tiagra oral cock (sudden gulp) or anal. All unwilling D=
4.  randir305 Randir getting anally sexed by Purgy, then oral vore. =9
5.  lesarthois Getting anal vored while pleasuring Purgy's bits
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To sign up for the Stamina set, just make a comment saying that you want to join... letting me know that you want to join, how many slots you want to purchase, and how you want your character(s) to be vored. One character per a slot. Then send a note with links to character references, and if that's not possible, then character descriptions. Paypal is preferred, but if you need to pay another way, let me know in that note. If the list fills up, don't worry, you can still sign up. I'll just add more slots! =D

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Video Game I'm working on: Tails' Room. Link below is the game log.
http://www.stevefarfan.com/tailsthefox/

Make sure to vist  stevefarfan page

From  stevefarfan
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/900248/

Title: Taking Advantage of a Drunken Husky
Star: matthewbrandon's Purgy
Star Examples: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2348714/ http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2348126/
Fetish: Sex or Vore of all types!
Guests: Any! (male, female, shemale, herm, adult, cub)
Image Type: Flat Colors 1000x1000 resolution.
Style Examples for the Set: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2649465 http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2581094/
Cost: 30 dollars for one slot. Each slot is one page of art.

Purgy comes in to the bar to enjoy a nice evening. Shi is dressed in a nice bikini top with a design of the American flag, and some short shorts. The jeans looking like they're gonna burst at the seams. When shi sits the pants pulls down a bit, revealing a cute little crack between two meaty buns, and a pair of matching bikini bottoms. The bar allowed anybody in, straight, gay, herm... and because of that, shi didn't have to hide the heat shi packed between hir legs. The bulge stood down proudly, even though shi was completely flacid at the moment. A passerby accidentally spills soda on hir huge tits, getting hir bikini all drenched. Shi giggles
Purgy: awww, it's all wet...
Stranger: I'm really sorry about-
Purgy: ...I guess I got to take it off-! <3
People's heads turn around after hearing that... their eyes greeted with a big youthful husky removing hir top... freeing two double GG sized breasts. They squooshed down on top of the counter.
Purgy: We're all adults here, feel free to grab! You owe me a drink if you do though! ...and maybe a meal tooo.... <3 <3 <3
Purgy turned around rubbing hir belly as shi licked hir lips. Hir tits jiggling, and hir cock pushes out of the short jeans... which seemingly unzipped from the force of hir growing erection. Some people fainted at all the good luck coming at once... but some of the regulars were already fondling... squeezing hunks of hir flesh, kneading it and enjoying it's warmth. She cooed as they felt hir up. Shi licked hir lips, then drank one of the first beers shi got out of the bargain.

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To sign up for the Stamina set, just make a comment saying that you want to join... letting me know that you want to join, how many slots you want to purchase, and how you want your character(s) to be vored. One character per a slot. Then send a note with links to character references, and if that's not possible, then character descriptions. Paypal is preferred, but if you need to pay another way, let me know in that note. If the list fills up, don't worry, you can still sign up. I'll just add more slots! =D

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Video Game I'm working on: Tails' Room. Link below is the game log.
http://www.stevefarfan.com/tailsthefox/

Make sure to vist his page and his journal to pay for the set

slave to  dainichi
pet to  diamondslaughter

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i was tagged! by  angelfyre

1) Post these rules
2) Post 8 true things about yourself
3) At the end you must tag 8 people and post their icons
4) Go to their page and send them a message saying you tagged them
5) NO TAG-BACKS

1. im in the army

2. i love to cuddle...but love to be naughty

3. i love working out and videogames

4. i am going to Germany soon after deployment

5. i love dogs and cats

6. i am into everykind of muisc (excepted for some country and rap)

7. Bleach is my fav manga

8. I love to run everyday

hmm, who to tag?

 demonroyal
 dainichi
 diamondslaughter
 seisuke
 laffykat22
 carablack
 billy3802
 anthos

Yay reach 1000 watches and i wanna thank  warbleblot for being the 1000 and i already have something cumming soon and i thank you for watching me and liking Purgy.

Hey every one i talked with  besped on a orgy pic and right now it will be nine people for it.

1.  besped

2.  radinnightfire http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2326004 (doggy style, giving or reciving)

3.  dackstrus http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2380580 (doggy style with radinnightfire reciving)

4.  vipra http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2538244 (fucking Purgy in a standing position pulling hir collar while Purgy fucks someone)

5.  veronikazebra http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2342986 (any position)

6.  xenriy http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2295042/(being fucked by purgy)

7.  eradragon http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2543801 (Missionary or Reverse Cowboy giving or reciving)

8. :hardrockwolf: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2515146 (any position giving)

9.  xaxoqual http://d.furaffinity.net/art/dbd/12.....xaxbirdink.jpg

Oh yeah i will choose two people, one will be fucking purgy will shi fucks the other. ^^

And only two and for the price it will be 5 us for each character so send the five to my paypal :matthewbrandonblue@hotmail: and say orgy and i'll send the full to besped.

Oh make sure to tell me which postion you want to be in.

Well happy trails.

Oh fyi make sure to show me a pic of your character you want to use

Well here it is people, well untill next time i'll set up another one soon

Paypal just pissed me off, i trying putting in the right info but i get block off is there another way of payment than using paypal

Hi,

I just wanted to wish everyone on FA a nice big happy fathers day.

Make sure to give your father a nice gift and make sure to spend sometime with him.


It's take someone to be a dad but it takes a man to be a father.


Happy Fathers Day from Purgy ^^

Hey all, how is everyone i decide to create a story and i'm curently looking for a artist to do a comic of it. Tell me what you think of it ^^



For The One You Love

Page 1

Start off with a panel showing Rena being picking on by some of the boys at school manly the football team. Next panel shows a boy (a human black male) walking toward the activity grabbing one of the boys and tossing him to the side the as he grabs Rena hand help him up while noticing his panties, then a panel showing Rena in the girls bathrooms fixing his makeup while tending his bruises slowly crying . Next panel would show Rena looking out the window, and then a smaller panel showing his face changes to a shy expression when he starts to think about the boy.

Page 2:

First panel would show Rena writing a letter down behind the school while watching the team practice, giggling as his notice the boy he blushes biting his lip watching him as he also give off a soft moan. Next panel would show Rena after the school is close for today and the team’s practice is of swiftly walking quietly to the boys locker room, trying to not to be notice he enters the locker room looking for the boy locks with letter in hand without revealing his sexual pleasure with Rena looking innocent as usual. Rena would then try to slowly open the lockers, with his face blushes from slowly opening it, as his tail wags showing off his panties as he notice to boy jersey grabbing it and pressing it against his fur kissing it to leave his bright red lip stick as he place the letter in the boy locker as Rena kiss the letter also Last Panel would show the door about to open as Rena quickly exit out of the back door.

Page 3:

Small panel showing Rena holding his cock in his cute panties thinking of the boy, jerking it for a moment before taking it out in the next panel, biting his lip, moaning his cock twitching with each jerk. Rena would lift one of his legs up taking off his panties exposing his tailhole, then the next panel would show Rena legs spread grabbing a dildo out of his book bag fitting some of the dildo cock into his rump, while his own shaft is pressing against his belly.

Page 4:

Precum oozing on Rena chest in the first panel with the next panels showing as Rena moves in and out with the dildo in and out of his rump, until the last one where he is pushing in the dildo, cum is running down his shaft and out of Rena’s cock. Next panel would show him removing the dildo form his rump, with Rena having a blissful smile on his face as he leaves the school alone.

Page 5:

Inside of the locker room, Mark (the boy’s name) has a wondering expression on his face, as he reaches for the letter and his jersey with the lipstick on it. The panel shows Mark reading the letter over, with the jersey in his hand, smiling and then putting on his uniform folding the letter and placing it down his back pocket. Mark would walk outside to see Rena being picked on again, shaking his head then running to the guys picking Rena Mark in the next panel, punching one of them as he push Rena aside and fighting them against the school courtyard, until they all run away Mark taking a breath as he look at Rena scared and shy.

Page 6:

The two of them are now walk from the school, as they both look shyly away at each other's face, then suddenly from another panel shows one Rena who is walking next to Mark holding his hand. They notice this in the other panel with a surprise look on their face and decide to talk.

Page 7:

Scene switches to them in the park right at a part of the lake the is secluded to only Rena’s knowledge, they are seating next to each other, though not looking at one another. Rena is sitting beside Mark, while Mark is grabbing the letter from his pocket, showing it to Rean. They both begin to look at each other, Rena starts to blushes about it until he notice Mark coming closer to him, Rena looks down to the ground until Mark kisses him.

Page 8:

As they both kiss the sun setting, Rena gently pushes back licking his lip and blushes, with Rena kissing Mark their hands moving around each other while Mark with the help of Rena slowly taking off his jacket while helping Rena with his skirt. Back to lake, the panel would show both Rena and Mark have hardons while Mark rub his hands down Rena fur, with both of them stroking there members together. They both kisses each other again while Rena lays down on the ground placing a paw on Mark’s face while Mark’s hand is on Rena’s face, Rena licks at Marks finger slowly sucking on it, while Mark gives a soft moan. “I love you too, I’ve always have” Marks whispered into Rena’s ear.

Page 9:

Mark holds Rena’s legs exposing his member to his tailhole, it shows Mark and Rena fucking by the lake as it sparkles in the moonlight, Rena wrapping his arms and legs around Mark’s body while his is press to the ground, Mark thrusting soft while kissing down Rena’s neck. Next panel is Rena against a tree, Mark holding Rena’s hips in a standing doggie style position while Mark pushes his member inside of Rena. Rena moans as his cock bounces up and down with each of Mark thrust, while Mark is holding Rena hips kissing down his back. Rena gives a soft moan as some pre shoots out his member. One panel would show Rena looking back with loving eyes at Mark when he standing up positions banging Rena both looking in their eyes with lovingly care drawing each other to a kiss.

Page 10:

Start the page off with Rena’s moaning his arms and legs tightly wrap around Marks body as he bang him , Mark gives a hard moan as his member twitches building up his orgasm. The next panel would show them both then there cocks twitching getting ready to cum. Both looking into their eyes Rena’s tail rubbing down Marks leg and up to his rump, while Mark continues to fuck Rena, as they both leans against the each other. The final panel would show them both moaning into a kiss while Mark cums inside of Rena.

Page 11:

First panel would show them both by the lake nude as Rena lays his head on Marks body, his long red hair slowly brushing against Mark’s ebony skin pause and look at each other both smiling, then a small panel would show them kisses each other. Next panel would show Mark hand stroking Rena’s cock while Rena moans, then the next one show Rena cumming as they both blushes and smiles, with Rena kissing Mark and panting both looking at each other putting his hand on Marks face Rena coos abit giving a sweet squeak , A tear dropping down his cheek in the last panel.

Page 12:

Rena and Mark now looking at the night starry sky there nude bodies next to each other as the grass rubs against them Rena’s smiles and looks back at Mark while he smiles back both wondering how they will spend their life together, with Rena slowly leaning up his red long hair touching his soft girly body, while he looks down at Mark blushes, Mark holding Rena’s hand as Rena whispered into Marks ear * I love you, and I want to thank you for always being there for me”. Mark would lift himself up forward, so that he was face to face to Rena both of them looking at each other, with the next panel showing Rena looking back at the sky and resting on Marks chest, the final panel showing Rena and Mark in a tranquilly setting resting by each other.

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The next day, Rena walking to school, until the same boys that pick on him appears with Mark, they look down and apologize as Mark walks toward Rena and grabs his hand escorting Rena to school.

Hey all well here it is the name for the lovely busty, hot neko gal is *drum rolls* Keitana and i want to thank all of your help *hugs* and here is her ref


Name: Keitana Mana *Kei for short*

Speices: Feline-Human Hybrid

Sex: Female

Age: 22

Height: 6'2

Weight: 140

Eye color: bright purple

Hair color and style: Black, long and covering her right eye.

Tail and ear color: Black, tail long and fat, ears pointy with three rings earrings on both ears. and a bell right attach to her tail.

Body type: tall,quite thick and muscle with, a nice fat rump and huge tits

Breast size: 55GG

Makeup: black lip stick with black fingernali polish kind, and red eye liner *gothic*

Special features: a long x scare on the her back.

Likes: females. herms. shemales. males. fembois. bondage, footplay, and latex, also inflations.

Dislike, scat, deathplay, vore,

Bio: Created in a deep underground lab funded to create pleasure for high spenders, Keitana was created as one of many sex dolls to purches untill she escaped. Not knowing who she was, or were she gotten the x scar on her back, she was found alone and barley nude by a rich benefactor of a well know company adopting her as his sort of like daughter *grins* she became well know for her insane state of lust and business knowlage, she'll sometimes capture business rivals and have sex with them after subjecting them to a wild stage and torture, she made friends quickly with Anna helping hir financing Anna's undergound club while also a teacher of finacial studies at the local college.

Kind of in a big slump right now, just trying to think up of a name for my new character and a nice ref for her on my free time (some of it XD).

Here is a lovely pic of my new character and here are a list of names so far


http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2265756
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2265778

and here are the names

1.Emlly
2.Kristy
3.Molly
4.Twilight
5.Black Rose
6.Keitana
7.Lashena

Help name this lovely busty neko

I just wanna give a big thank you for those watching me and i'm glad you like the arts on my page here is a big hard, wet, really freaking hyper husky hugs for everyone on FA.




Thank you
Love lots

Purgy

Wow it's been awhile and yay i have 236 watches..hrmmm.need to ask for a commission but who.

Well i am still in iraq fighting the good fight and i am just checking to see how everyone is done and i hope everyone is doing alright and having some naughty fun this comming for a big husky in the army.


To every on FA *BIG HYPER HUGS*

Love

Purgatory *licks*

Hey all just giving off a little journal wishing your all and FA an Happy 2009

*hugs n Kisses*

Hi back here in the states and giving a shot out to everyone and to say thank your for your suport while i was in iraq

Well They change the dates, to put this out i'll be leaving for iraq on the 20th with is a monday instead of the 22nd.

*sighs* They just put this at the least moment.

Just to let everyone know *hugs*

Dear snake_mearano

I don't really know how to tell you this, I dislike u. I think I realized it when we had that night in your closet and I saw you drive out my father. I'm sure you're senile enough to understand that I get turned on by garbage men. I'm returning Your Darth Vader-poster to you, but I'll keep your collection of Your suicide note as a memory. You should also know that I Always will remember To hate the Boston Celtics.

Greetings to your frog Leonard,
 matthewbrandon

letter:

Dear:(the last person who left a comment on your journal:

I don't really know how to tell you this, but ____1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___ .

___12___,
-Your name-


1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister


2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes


3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kabob - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife


4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out


5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk


6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed


7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks


8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service


9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college


10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked


11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics


12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family

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For those who was watching me i made a mistake and hit nuke watches while trying to removed one person from my watch list..and if you can forgive me it was my mistake..i'll talk to the admis to fix it and i mean my buddy list * man i'm feeling stupid to day*