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71% Virgin Innocent Meme
Posted 14 years agoNot sure what exactly possessed me to do this...guess I'm just curious how innocent I really am compared to how innocent I've always thought I was. Here goes.
Start with 100% and subtract 1% for everything that you've done.
Then repost as your __% Virgin Innocent. Lowest number you have the more you've done!
100%
( ) Smoked.
(x) Drank alcohol.
(x) Cried when someone died.
( ) Been drunk.
( ) Had sex.
( ) Been to a concert.
( ) given a handjob.
( ) gotten a handjob.
( ) given a blowjob.
( ) gotten a blowjob.
(x) Been verbally/sexually harassed.
( ) Verbally/sexually harassed somebody.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 97%
(x) felt someone up and/or been felt up.
( ) Laughed so hard something came out of your nose.
( ) Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before.
( ) Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend.
( ) Been to prom.
(x) Cried at school.
( ) Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store.
( ) Went streaking.
( ) Given or received a lap dance.
(x) Had someone of the opposite/same sex in your room.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 94%
( ) Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over.
(x) Slept over at someone of the same sex's house.
( ) Kissed a stranger.
( ) Hugged a stranger.
( ) Went scuba diving.
(x) Driven a car.
(x) Gotten an x-ray.
(x) Hit by a car.
( ) Had a party
( ) Done serious hard drugs.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 90%
( ) Played strip poker/darts.
( ) Got paid to strip for someone.
(x) Run away from home.
( ) Broken a bone.
(x) Eaten sushi.
( ) Bought porn.
(x) Watched porn.
( ) Made porn.
(x) Had a crush on someone of the same sex.
(x) Been in love.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 85%
(x) Made out.
( ) Laughed so hard you cried.
(x) Cried yourself to sleep.
( ) Laughed yourself to sleep.
( ) Stabbed yourself.
( ) Shot a gun.
( ) Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day.
(x) Been online for 9 consecutive hours.
(x) Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours.
( ) Watched an animal die.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 81%
( ) Watched a person die.
(x) Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person.
( ) Pranked somebody.
( ) Put somebody in the hospital.
( ) Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out.
(x) Kissed somebody of the same sex.
( ) Dressed punk.
( ) Dressed goth.
( ) Dressed preppy.
( ) Been to a motocross race.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 79%
( ) Avoided somebody.
( ) Been stalked.
( ) Stalked someone.
( ) Met a celebrity.
( ) Ridden a horse.
( ) Cut yourself.
( ) Bungee jumped.
( ) Ding dong ditched somebody.
( ) Been to a wild party.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 79%
( ) Got caught stealing something.
( ) Kicked/punched a guy in the balls.
( ) Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend.
( ) Gone out with your friend's crush.
( ) Got arrested.
( ) Been pregnant.
( ) Made a girl pregnant.
( ) Babysat.
( ) Been to another country.
( ) Started your house on fire.
( )Had an encounter with a ghost. (wuh?)
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 79%
(x) Donated your hair to cancer patients.
( ) Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by.
(x) Cried over a member of the opposite/same sex.
( ) Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 3 months.
(x) Sat on your butt all day.
(x) Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself.
(x) Had a job.
( ) Gotten cut from a sports team.
( ) Been called a whore.
( ) Danced like a whore
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 74%
(x) Been mistaken as older than your own age.
(x) Been in a car accident.
( ) Been told you have beautiful eyes.
( ) Been told you have beautiful hair.
( ) Raped somebody.
( ) Danced in the rain.
(x) Been rejected.
( ) Walked out of a restaurant without paying.
( ) Punched someone/slapped someone in the face.
( ) Been raped.
FINAL PERCENTAGE: 71%
Some of these I think were a bit silly as far as measuring innocence, and a couple of these happened only in the last month, so my score's a touch lower then it would have been had I done just in March instead of now. Still though, I have a rather high score then most I've seen...which doesn't surprise me in the least truth be told. Still fun to take this though.
Start with 100% and subtract 1% for everything that you've done.
Then repost as your __% Virgin Innocent. Lowest number you have the more you've done!
100%
( ) Smoked.
(x) Drank alcohol.
(x) Cried when someone died.
( ) Been drunk.
( ) Had sex.
( ) Been to a concert.
( ) given a handjob.
( ) gotten a handjob.
( ) given a blowjob.
( ) gotten a blowjob.
(x) Been verbally/sexually harassed.
( ) Verbally/sexually harassed somebody.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 97%
(x) felt someone up and/or been felt up.
( ) Laughed so hard something came out of your nose.
( ) Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before.
( ) Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend.
( ) Been to prom.
(x) Cried at school.
( ) Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store.
( ) Went streaking.
( ) Given or received a lap dance.
(x) Had someone of the opposite/same sex in your room.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 94%
( ) Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over.
(x) Slept over at someone of the same sex's house.
( ) Kissed a stranger.
( ) Hugged a stranger.
( ) Went scuba diving.
(x) Driven a car.
(x) Gotten an x-ray.
(x) Hit by a car.
( ) Had a party
( ) Done serious hard drugs.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 90%
( ) Played strip poker/darts.
( ) Got paid to strip for someone.
(x) Run away from home.
( ) Broken a bone.
(x) Eaten sushi.
( ) Bought porn.
(x) Watched porn.
( ) Made porn.
(x) Had a crush on someone of the same sex.
(x) Been in love.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 85%
(x) Made out.
( ) Laughed so hard you cried.
(x) Cried yourself to sleep.
( ) Laughed yourself to sleep.
( ) Stabbed yourself.
( ) Shot a gun.
( ) Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day.
(x) Been online for 9 consecutive hours.
(x) Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours.
( ) Watched an animal die.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 81%
( ) Watched a person die.
(x) Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person.
( ) Pranked somebody.
( ) Put somebody in the hospital.
( ) Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out.
(x) Kissed somebody of the same sex.
( ) Dressed punk.
( ) Dressed goth.
( ) Dressed preppy.
( ) Been to a motocross race.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 79%
( ) Avoided somebody.
( ) Been stalked.
( ) Stalked someone.
( ) Met a celebrity.
( ) Ridden a horse.
( ) Cut yourself.
( ) Bungee jumped.
( ) Ding dong ditched somebody.
( ) Been to a wild party.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 79%
( ) Got caught stealing something.
( ) Kicked/punched a guy in the balls.
( ) Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend.
( ) Gone out with your friend's crush.
( ) Got arrested.
( ) Been pregnant.
( ) Made a girl pregnant.
( ) Babysat.
( ) Been to another country.
( ) Started your house on fire.
( )Had an encounter with a ghost. (wuh?)
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 79%
(x) Donated your hair to cancer patients.
( ) Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by.
(x) Cried over a member of the opposite/same sex.
( ) Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 3 months.
(x) Sat on your butt all day.
(x) Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself.
(x) Had a job.
( ) Gotten cut from a sports team.
( ) Been called a whore.
( ) Danced like a whore
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 74%
(x) Been mistaken as older than your own age.
(x) Been in a car accident.
( ) Been told you have beautiful eyes.
( ) Been told you have beautiful hair.
( ) Raped somebody.
( ) Danced in the rain.
(x) Been rejected.
( ) Walked out of a restaurant without paying.
( ) Punched someone/slapped someone in the face.
( ) Been raped.
FINAL PERCENTAGE: 71%
Some of these I think were a bit silly as far as measuring innocence, and a couple of these happened only in the last month, so my score's a touch lower then it would have been had I done just in March instead of now. Still though, I have a rather high score then most I've seen...which doesn't surprise me in the least truth be told. Still fun to take this though.
Recent Events
Posted 14 years agoThe last month or so has not been one of my best. Unfortunately I was hit by a truck at a light, and that's caused some problems in my life. Missing work, physical therapy, a lawsuit, among other things.
I say that to give an idea of my emotional state in recent days. A couple weeks ago now, I was talking to someone here on FA, and then we started talking over IMs. Over the course of our conversations, we ended up developing feelings for eachother. She told me that she loved me and would never leave me, and I believed her. If anyone knows my relationship history, that's hard for me to do.
Well, everything was going good until yesterday. She said that she was going to "brb" at one point, then a few minutes later, I'm blocked from her on every channel. I'm assuming it was just a few minutes because she went offline and I couldn't see message updates that some IMs do. I think the worst part is that she never even told me why she did all this.
Ever since that time yesterday I felt sick and horrible. My stomach was in knots and it was everything I could do to just go on with the day. I went to bed and did a lot of thinking. I still feel really bad and depressed about the situation, but I think it's also partially because I'm really fragile due to this recent car wreck.
I'm not putting this up to try and get sympathy or anything or anything like that, I just needed to vent. That's also why I'm not using names, I don't want people getting mad at her and "attacking" her. I still don't know why it happened, but I think just letting it all out is going to help. Thank you to anyone who read this.
I say that to give an idea of my emotional state in recent days. A couple weeks ago now, I was talking to someone here on FA, and then we started talking over IMs. Over the course of our conversations, we ended up developing feelings for eachother. She told me that she loved me and would never leave me, and I believed her. If anyone knows my relationship history, that's hard for me to do.
Well, everything was going good until yesterday. She said that she was going to "brb" at one point, then a few minutes later, I'm blocked from her on every channel. I'm assuming it was just a few minutes because she went offline and I couldn't see message updates that some IMs do. I think the worst part is that she never even told me why she did all this.
Ever since that time yesterday I felt sick and horrible. My stomach was in knots and it was everything I could do to just go on with the day. I went to bed and did a lot of thinking. I still feel really bad and depressed about the situation, but I think it's also partially because I'm really fragile due to this recent car wreck.
I'm not putting this up to try and get sympathy or anything or anything like that, I just needed to vent. That's also why I'm not using names, I don't want people getting mad at her and "attacking" her. I still don't know why it happened, but I think just letting it all out is going to help. Thank you to anyone who read this.
Help Japan
Posted 14 years agoNo matter your opinion on Japan itself, I think we can all agree that helping humans beings, wherever they are, is something that we should all do.
Hence, I give you this: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5394529/
MistressSparkles is doing a charity adoptables auction and donating the money from it to the Red Cross. I wish I could draw to be able to do something like this, but seeing as I couldn't draw a stick figure, this is the best I can do.
I plan on donating some money to the Red Cross myself, and if just one person does that, or bids on Sparkle's auction, then I'm happy to have helped in my own little way.
Thank you all for taking the time to read this, and for any help you might bring or have brought to this cause.
Hence, I give you this: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5394529/
MistressSparkles is doing a charity adoptables auction and donating the money from it to the Red Cross. I wish I could draw to be able to do something like this, but seeing as I couldn't draw a stick figure, this is the best I can do.I plan on donating some money to the Red Cross myself, and if just one person does that, or bids on Sparkle's auction, then I'm happy to have helped in my own little way.
Thank you all for taking the time to read this, and for any help you might bring or have brought to this cause.
An Apology
Posted 14 years ago(I am trying to write this somewhat quickly while I still have the courage to, so I apologize if the message in this seems somewhat confusing...just know that I mean this as a formal apology for several people that I've hurt over the years.)
Over the years I have known many people here, and unfortunately hurt a lot of them. I have had issues in the past and unfortunately I had brought those problems to these people and caused them a lot of mental anguish because of it.
For the past year or so I have been to counseling for my problems and I finally feel it's time to apologize to those people that I hurt the most over the years. I know sorry will never be enough, but it is the best I can do right now.
To
: You were there for me about a year ago when I needed someone, and I in turn hurt you with my paranoia and distrust. I know now that you only were trying to help me, but because of past issues I couldn't see it, and thought you were trying to hurt me too. I'm sorry for everything I said to you during those times, and only wish that I could take it all back.
To
: Over the course of a year or two I caused you a lot of mental anguish, and I'm sorry for everything I said and did to you during those times. I know that whatever you did you were trying to do for me, and in my stupidity I turned it all against you. I know I can never apologize enough, but I am truly sorry for every bit of pain I caused you over that time.
To:
: I hurt you more then anyone else in my life. I loved you more then anyone else I've ever loved, and to this day still love you. I did nothing but bring you pain with my feelings, and I can't begin to apologize for it all. I never got over losing you, and I took it all out on you. I did things that I can't take back, and I wouldn't blame you if you still hated me even today. If you ever do forgive me, all I want is to one day be someone you might call "friend" once more.
There are others that I have hurt throughout the years individually or through these people, and to you all I apologize. I'm trying to get better, but all I can do now is apologize for everything I've ever done, and hope that I may one day be forgiven.
(This is not an attempt at pity, I just felt that I should finally apologize for all the pain and anguish I brought to certain people.)
Over the years I have known many people here, and unfortunately hurt a lot of them. I have had issues in the past and unfortunately I had brought those problems to these people and caused them a lot of mental anguish because of it.
For the past year or so I have been to counseling for my problems and I finally feel it's time to apologize to those people that I hurt the most over the years. I know sorry will never be enough, but it is the best I can do right now.
To
: You were there for me about a year ago when I needed someone, and I in turn hurt you with my paranoia and distrust. I know now that you only were trying to help me, but because of past issues I couldn't see it, and thought you were trying to hurt me too. I'm sorry for everything I said to you during those times, and only wish that I could take it all back.To
: Over the course of a year or two I caused you a lot of mental anguish, and I'm sorry for everything I said and did to you during those times. I know that whatever you did you were trying to do for me, and in my stupidity I turned it all against you. I know I can never apologize enough, but I am truly sorry for every bit of pain I caused you over that time.To:
: I hurt you more then anyone else in my life. I loved you more then anyone else I've ever loved, and to this day still love you. I did nothing but bring you pain with my feelings, and I can't begin to apologize for it all. I never got over losing you, and I took it all out on you. I did things that I can't take back, and I wouldn't blame you if you still hated me even today. If you ever do forgive me, all I want is to one day be someone you might call "friend" once more.There are others that I have hurt throughout the years individually or through these people, and to you all I apologize. I'm trying to get better, but all I can do now is apologize for everything I've ever done, and hope that I may one day be forgiven.
(This is not an attempt at pity, I just felt that I should finally apologize for all the pain and anguish I brought to certain people.)
Squad 11 Needs Recruits
Posted 15 years agoI just became the Captain of the Bleach based 
Squad_11_furs and I'm looking for other Bleach fans who want to join.
Leave a message here and what rank you'd like to be. First come first serve.
Must like Bleach, fighting, and be an overall nerd (last one optional).
Squad_11_furs and I'm looking for other Bleach fans who want to join.Leave a message here and what rank you'd like to be. First come first serve.
Must like Bleach, fighting, and be an overall nerd (last one optional).
Looking Back On My Old Journals...
Posted 16 years agoIs like looking at a completely different person.
I decided to do that since I turn 21 today (officially at 6AM Central, which is when I was born), and I almost don't recognize myself.
When I first joined FA, I was a happy, giddy, fun loving kid. These last three years have done a good job of...in all honesty...kicking my ass. I still can't believe half the stuff that's happened, and the half I do believe I typically just shake my head thinking about.
I won't go into any details, but suffice it to say...I've been having a rough time. I've kinda noticed that some of it has to do with me not being my super giddy self from years past, but I just find that I'm not that person anymore. I've changed a lot, and like it or hate it, I've become a lot more restrained and cynical.
I can remember originally coming here because I wanted to learn more about the furry fandom, and now I use FA as a type of "safe-haven" from what my life has become. Though there are times when I don't even want to be here...as little as I am already.
In some ways I laugh at all the stuff that's happened to me, but at other times I think about the future and am a bit afraid. If after just three years I've gone from being some super happy hyper nutjob to a cynical and depressed "old fuck", what will happen to me even farther down the road?
Just some mental rambles I wanted to put down. Doesn't really mean much other then me wanting to remember my thoughts the next morning, and maybe just hear some kind of feedback somewhere...though not sure what kind exactly.
I decided to do that since I turn 21 today (officially at 6AM Central, which is when I was born), and I almost don't recognize myself.
When I first joined FA, I was a happy, giddy, fun loving kid. These last three years have done a good job of...in all honesty...kicking my ass. I still can't believe half the stuff that's happened, and the half I do believe I typically just shake my head thinking about.
I won't go into any details, but suffice it to say...I've been having a rough time. I've kinda noticed that some of it has to do with me not being my super giddy self from years past, but I just find that I'm not that person anymore. I've changed a lot, and like it or hate it, I've become a lot more restrained and cynical.
I can remember originally coming here because I wanted to learn more about the furry fandom, and now I use FA as a type of "safe-haven" from what my life has become. Though there are times when I don't even want to be here...as little as I am already.
In some ways I laugh at all the stuff that's happened to me, but at other times I think about the future and am a bit afraid. If after just three years I've gone from being some super happy hyper nutjob to a cynical and depressed "old fuck", what will happen to me even farther down the road?
Just some mental rambles I wanted to put down. Doesn't really mean much other then me wanting to remember my thoughts the next morning, and maybe just hear some kind of feedback somewhere...though not sure what kind exactly.
Gonna Post Some Stuffs
Posted 16 years agoIt's been over a year since I posted last, and I've collected a good amount of art since then, so I think it's time I start posting again.
I have almost 40 pics that I'm gonna post, so I'm gonna spread it out for the next few days.
I'll try to get to thanking anyone for faves, comments, and/or watches as quickly as I can, but it may take a little bit, and I apologize if I forget anyone.
Now...on to the posting!
P.S. Oh yes...Flood incoming!
Edit: Wow, just 5 pics and I get 48 faves already...and my 3rd most faved pic of all time.
I have almost 40 pics that I'm gonna post, so I'm gonna spread it out for the next few days.
I'll try to get to thanking anyone for faves, comments, and/or watches as quickly as I can, but it may take a little bit, and I apologize if I forget anyone.
Now...on to the posting!
P.S. Oh yes...Flood incoming!
Edit: Wow, just 5 pics and I get 48 faves already...and my 3rd most faved pic of all time.
Just Kinda Noticed Somethin Weird...
Posted 16 years agoPeople keep callin me handsome and sexy in my shouts.
Whyyyyyyyyyy? ...Not that I'm complaining mind you.
Whyyyyyyyyyy? ...Not that I'm complaining mind you.
My Apologies To The Good People Of FA
Posted 16 years agoI ended up bringing a matter that I probably should have kept private into the public, and I wish to apologize for that.
After a couple of months of severe stress and tension, I ended up finally "snapping" and lost the better part of my good judgement and common sense. That is no excuse, and I am not defending myself by saying this. I know what I did was not the smartest thing to do, and I am willing to suffer the consequences for my actions.
If you feel that flaming, insulting, or otherwise just saying bad things about me will make you feel better, I invite them. I will not defend myself against them, and I openly welcome them should they help you.
I am also getting rid of the other journals, not to "bawwwwlete" them, but because I want to try and make amends for the negativity I have created by getting rid of it. I will no longer respond to anything relating to this issue, and will only talk about it with the parties that it actually involves.
And I would like to offer one more apology to several people that I just recently blocked. With my last journal I did not want any hostility or flaming, as I was trying to make peace, and that was not fair to those parties involved. I have unblocked everyone on my block list, and if you choose not to forgive me for that, I can understand.
Thank you for your time and understanding good people of FA, and I hope that I can one day make up for this nightmare that I unfortunately created.
After a couple of months of severe stress and tension, I ended up finally "snapping" and lost the better part of my good judgement and common sense. That is no excuse, and I am not defending myself by saying this. I know what I did was not the smartest thing to do, and I am willing to suffer the consequences for my actions.
If you feel that flaming, insulting, or otherwise just saying bad things about me will make you feel better, I invite them. I will not defend myself against them, and I openly welcome them should they help you.
I am also getting rid of the other journals, not to "bawwwwlete" them, but because I want to try and make amends for the negativity I have created by getting rid of it. I will no longer respond to anything relating to this issue, and will only talk about it with the parties that it actually involves.
And I would like to offer one more apology to several people that I just recently blocked. With my last journal I did not want any hostility or flaming, as I was trying to make peace, and that was not fair to those parties involved. I have unblocked everyone on my block list, and if you choose not to forgive me for that, I can understand.
Thank you for your time and understanding good people of FA, and I hope that I can one day make up for this nightmare that I unfortunately created.
Almost at 9001 Pageviews
Posted 16 years agoWhy 9001? "IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Remember, get the screenshot, and get a pic of any character of yours, or your fursona as Vegeta, me as Goku, and any fursona of the artist's (Revadiehard) as Napa.
Probably another week or so and it'll be there.
Don't forget, art by:
RevaDiehard 
TheHalfBreed
Remember, get the screenshot, and get a pic of any character of yours, or your fursona as Vegeta, me as Goku, and any fursona of the artist's (Revadiehard) as Napa.
Probably another week or so and it'll be there.
Don't forget, art by:
RevaDiehard 
TheHalfBreedMEME
Posted 16 years ago1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Yes
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Night
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Right (if facing the bed)
4. Pork, beef, or chicken?
Chicken
5. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?
No
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
No
7. Shower or bath?
Shower
8. Do you pee in the shower?
No
9. Mexican or Chinese?
Chinese
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Aggressive
11. Do you love someone on your friend list?
Yes
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Not really unfortunately...hard to keep track of 2500+
13. Love or money?
Love
14. Credit cards or cash?
Cash
15. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn't?
My Mother
16. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel?
5 star hotel
17. What is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Virgin
18. Would you shave your entire body (including your head) for money?
No
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Nope
20. Ever been to a bar?
Karaoke, yes.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
Nope.
22. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?
I never drink...not old enough.
23. Kissed someone of the same sex?
Yes
24. Favorite drink?
Chocolate Orange Frape
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
No.
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
No
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Nope
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yes, deliver Chinese to one all the time.
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Nope
30. Have you been caught having sex?
Nope.
31. Does anyone have naughty pics of you?
Nope.
32. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
Omnimonx RevaDiehard TheHalfBreed
Yes
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Night
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Right (if facing the bed)
4. Pork, beef, or chicken?
Chicken
5. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?
No
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
No
7. Shower or bath?
Shower
8. Do you pee in the shower?
No
9. Mexican or Chinese?
Chinese
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Aggressive
11. Do you love someone on your friend list?
Yes
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Not really unfortunately...hard to keep track of 2500+
13. Love or money?
Love
14. Credit cards or cash?
Cash
15. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn't?
My Mother
16. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel?
5 star hotel
17. What is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Virgin
18. Would you shave your entire body (including your head) for money?
No
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Nope
20. Ever been to a bar?
Karaoke, yes.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
Nope.
22. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?
I never drink...not old enough.
23. Kissed someone of the same sex?
Yes
24. Favorite drink?
Chocolate Orange Frape
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
No.
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
No
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Nope
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yes, deliver Chinese to one all the time.
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Nope
30. Have you been caught having sex?
Nope.
31. Does anyone have naughty pics of you?
Nope.
32. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
Omnimonx RevaDiehard TheHalfBreedIT'S ALMOST 9000!!!!!!!!! (Kiriban)
Posted 16 years agoYes, I'm going to be doing a Kiriban. No, the art won't be from it, I'll be commissioning someone...cause I can't draw. ...I can hear the sighs of relief already.
When someone gets my 9001st...yes, the first one after 9000...they will be the winner. Why 9001? ...Cause that's what's technically over 9000. 9000 itself is not "over" 9000. ...Weird logic yes, but it makes for at least an interesting scenario.
Whoever is the first to note me with a pic of the 9001st pageview...again, please note it...will win the commission.
The commission itself will be a full color pic from RevaDiehard also known as TheHalfBreed featuring my fursona as Goku, and your fursona/character as Vegeta. Depending on how we feel at the time (if she has a giant workload at the time and if I have the money) we may turn it into a comic and have one of her characters as Napa.
Given how quickly (and by quickly I mean snail slowly) my pageviews go up, I figure in about a couple months it'll hit the 9001st pageview...though it may happen sooner if/when I post some art.
Thanks for readin and tryin to get some free art from me, and let me know if ya need to know anything else. Later ya'll. :3
When someone gets my 9001st...yes, the first one after 9000...they will be the winner. Why 9001? ...Cause that's what's technically over 9000. 9000 itself is not "over" 9000. ...Weird logic yes, but it makes for at least an interesting scenario.
Whoever is the first to note me with a pic of the 9001st pageview...again, please note it...will win the commission.
The commission itself will be a full color pic from
RevaDiehard also known as TheHalfBreed featuring my fursona as Goku, and your fursona/character as Vegeta. Depending on how we feel at the time (if she has a giant workload at the time and if I have the money) we may turn it into a comic and have one of her characters as Napa.Given how quickly (and by quickly I mean snail slowly) my pageviews go up, I figure in about a couple months it'll hit the 9001st pageview...though it may happen sooner if/when I post some art.
Thanks for readin and tryin to get some free art from me, and let me know if ya need to know anything else. Later ya'll. :3
Commission My Ex
Posted 17 years ago RevaDiehard is having some financial troubles (aren't we all) and wants ya'll to commission her. She's not asking for handouts or anything, just some artwork...work.She's a pretty good anime artist and does some cool furry art as well...she's excellent at several varieties of Pokemon art including regular, anthro, and human with Pokemon features (forgets what that's called). She'll do just about anything (not sure to what extent, but she's open to anything once) and she's fairly cheap too.
Here's a link to her journal that details all the major info.
Hopefully some of ya'll that watch me will give her a hit, though I'm thinkin that most of you that watch me watch her already anyway...worth a try anyway.
Thank you!
Free Art (I'm Not Kidding Either)
Posted 17 years agoYes, in a sense I am giving away free art. It's not done by me (yes, I know...THANK GOD!!!) it's being done by RevaDiehard.
I've been commissioning her a bit lately, and she's getting a bit bored of just drawing my characters, so I've decided to call upon those that watch me for the use of their fursonas/characters.
This is how it will work...I'm commissioning her myself so it's completely free for you. The pic must have one or two of my characters, and one or two of your characters/fursona. The pic can have at most 3 characters in total, so several combinations are possible.
Send either a description of the character(s)/fursona that you want done or a pic that can be used as a ref...though both would be greatly prefered. Then tell me which character(s) of mine you'd like to have drawn, what they're doing, etc. My Family Photo Pic has all of my characters and a description of each one.
This will be going on until about August, and it's mostly a first come first serve kinda deal. Though I will be asking specific people myself, so if I post something and they weren't seen on the list, that's why.
Due to internet complications at the time, I'll be on every couple of days or so, so I'll check this journal and update my list at those times.
Thank you very much, and I can't wait to see what ideas you have for me to have drawn :3.
RevaDiehard.I've been commissioning her a bit lately, and she's getting a bit bored of just drawing my characters, so I've decided to call upon those that watch me for the use of their fursonas/characters.
This is how it will work...I'm commissioning her myself so it's completely free for you. The pic must have one or two of my characters, and one or two of your characters/fursona. The pic can have at most 3 characters in total, so several combinations are possible.
Send either a description of the character(s)/fursona that you want done or a pic that can be used as a ref...though both would be greatly prefered. Then tell me which character(s) of mine you'd like to have drawn, what they're doing, etc. My Family Photo Pic has all of my characters and a description of each one.
This will be going on until about August, and it's mostly a first come first serve kinda deal. Though I will be asking specific people myself, so if I post something and they weren't seen on the list, that's why.
Due to internet complications at the time, I'll be on every couple of days or so, so I'll check this journal and update my list at those times.
Thank you very much, and I can't wait to see what ideas you have for me to have drawn :3.
Update On My Life
Posted 18 years agoWell I'm (somewhat) settled in to my new place and I'm gonna try to be on every now and again, but I won't have internet at the new place for about a month, so it'll just be random moments through the library.
Things are pretty good up here in Michigan, though a little chilly. But then I'm from Texas so that's probably why, heheh.
Things are pretty good up here in Michigan, though a little chilly. But then I'm from Texas so that's probably why, heheh.
Gone For About A Week
Posted 18 years agoI'ma moving at 8:00 AM on Sunday, so I probably won't be on for a while. That's also why I haven't been on much lately, I've had a lot of stuff to do.
I'm heading up to Michigan, and from Texas that's a 1400 mile drive @.@
I'll stop by Saturday to see my messages and such, but that's pretty much the last thing my comp'll do before I pack it up as well.
See you guys later :3.
I'm heading up to Michigan, and from Texas that's a 1400 mile drive @.@
I'll stop by Saturday to see my messages and such, but that's pretty much the last thing my comp'll do before I pack it up as well.
See you guys later :3.
My Bar Tab Is $585
Posted 18 years agoNormally I hate doing these, but I just wanted to do this to show how dang lame and innocent I am. This is probably the lowest I've seen of all of em...being a virgin stinks!
This is fun to do!
The only catch is that you can't ask the person who posted it anything about it!
Just read the "offense" and if you've done it, you owe that fine.
Keep going until you've read each "offense" and added up your total fine.
Title your response "My Bar Tab is$........"
You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.
Smoked pot -- $10
Did acid -- $5
Did some X -- $15
Did cocaine -- $20
Did meth -- $25
Ever had sex at church -- $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you--$40
Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25
Had sex for money -- $100
Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- $20
Had sex with members of the same family -- $50
Had sex with 2 different people in the same day -- $50
Vandalized something -- $20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Beat up someone -- $20
Been jumped -- $10
Crossed dressed -- $10
Given money to stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Kissed some one who's name you didn't know --$10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work-- $15
Ever drive drunk -- $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
Used toys while having sex -- $30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20
Went skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Cheated on your significant other -- $10
Masturbated -- $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend --$50
Done oral -- $5
Got oral -- $5
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving-- $25
Stole something -- $10
Had sex with someone in jail -- $100
Spit in someone's food --$25
Made a nasty home video -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in the wild -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Went streaking -- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20
Had sex with your best friend -- $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work --$25
Had anal sex -- $80
Lied to your mate -- $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good --$25
Been raped -- $500
Have raped -- $200
Had sex with some one under 16 -- $300
Had sex with a dog -- $25
Had sex with a horse -- $50
Had sex with a cat -- $75 (add $50 if you tied it up so you didn't get scratched)
Have you ever had sex in a fursuit -- $100
Have you ever had sex while your partner wore a fursuit -- $100
Been spanked by a lover -- $50
Been whipped by a lover -- $ 100
Been fisted -- $150
If you know what "CBT" stands for -- $250
Used whip cream in bed -- $25
Used handcuffs in bed -- $50
Used a whip or paddle in bed -- $75
Ever imagined the person you where having sex with was some one else -- $100
If you have had a butt plug in for more then an hour -- $75
If you ever used any vacuum cleaner attachments -- $100
Had someone come climb in your bedroom window for sex so your parents would not find out -- $100
Used a blow up doll -- $50
Drove away from a car accident you caused -- $500
Cut yourself on purpose -- $100
Cut someone else on purpose -- $150
Pissed on some one -- $10 (Add $10 if they drank it)
Been pissed on -- $15 (add $20 if you drank it)
Shit on some one -- $20 (add $25 if they ate it)
Been shit on -- $25 (add $50 if you ate it)
If you have ever been shot -- $300
Dyed your hair -- $10
Dyed your pubes -- $20
If you ever ate your own cum (vaginal fluids for females)-- $20
Smoked while having sex -- $20
Ate a sandwich while having sex -- $50
Slapped someone across the face while fucking them-- $100
If you ever shoved a candle up someone's ass and lit it-- $200
Fucked someone while they were crying-- $300
If you have ever fucked a girl on the rag -- $100
If you ate her out after -- $200
If you have sucked your own cum out of a guy's ass -- $200
If you took this test and were completely honest add -- $500
Didn't use a condom -- $50
Got an STD -- $ 25
Have an STD -- $ 100
Planned to kill some one -- $50
Killed somebody -- $1,000
Add $5 for each tattoo and piercing you have
Add $10 for each scar over an inch long that you have
Tally it up and title it..."My Bar Tab Is $...."
This is fun to do!
The only catch is that you can't ask the person who posted it anything about it!
Just read the "offense" and if you've done it, you owe that fine.
Keep going until you've read each "offense" and added up your total fine.
Title your response "My Bar Tab is$........"
You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.
Smoked pot -- $10
Did acid -- $5
Did some X -- $15
Did cocaine -- $20
Did meth -- $25
Ever had sex at church -- $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you--$40
Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25
Had sex for money -- $100
Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- $20
Had sex with members of the same family -- $50
Had sex with 2 different people in the same day -- $50
Vandalized something -- $20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Beat up someone -- $20
Been jumped -- $10
Crossed dressed -- $10
Given money to stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Kissed some one who's name you didn't know --$10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work-- $15
Ever drive drunk -- $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
Used toys while having sex -- $30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20
Went skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Cheated on your significant other -- $10
Masturbated -- $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend --$50
Done oral -- $5
Got oral -- $5
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving-- $25
Stole something -- $10
Had sex with someone in jail -- $100
Spit in someone's food --$25
Made a nasty home video -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in the wild -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Went streaking -- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20
Had sex with your best friend -- $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work --$25
Had anal sex -- $80
Lied to your mate -- $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good --$25
Been raped -- $500
Have raped -- $200
Had sex with some one under 16 -- $300
Had sex with a dog -- $25
Had sex with a horse -- $50
Had sex with a cat -- $75 (add $50 if you tied it up so you didn't get scratched)
Have you ever had sex in a fursuit -- $100
Have you ever had sex while your partner wore a fursuit -- $100
Been spanked by a lover -- $50
Been whipped by a lover -- $ 100
Been fisted -- $150
If you know what "CBT" stands for -- $250
Used whip cream in bed -- $25
Used handcuffs in bed -- $50
Used a whip or paddle in bed -- $75
Ever imagined the person you where having sex with was some one else -- $100
If you have had a butt plug in for more then an hour -- $75
If you ever used any vacuum cleaner attachments -- $100
Had someone come climb in your bedroom window for sex so your parents would not find out -- $100
Used a blow up doll -- $50
Drove away from a car accident you caused -- $500
Cut yourself on purpose -- $100
Cut someone else on purpose -- $150
Pissed on some one -- $10 (Add $10 if they drank it)
Been pissed on -- $15 (add $20 if you drank it)
Shit on some one -- $20 (add $25 if they ate it)
Been shit on -- $25 (add $50 if you ate it)
If you have ever been shot -- $300
Dyed your hair -- $10
Dyed your pubes -- $20
If you ever ate your own cum (vaginal fluids for females)-- $20
Smoked while having sex -- $20
Ate a sandwich while having sex -- $50
Slapped someone across the face while fucking them-- $100
If you ever shoved a candle up someone's ass and lit it-- $200
Fucked someone while they were crying-- $300
If you have ever fucked a girl on the rag -- $100
If you ate her out after -- $200
If you have sucked your own cum out of a guy's ass -- $200
If you took this test and were completely honest add -- $500
Didn't use a condom -- $50
Got an STD -- $ 25
Have an STD -- $ 100
Planned to kill some one -- $50
Killed somebody -- $1,000
Add $5 for each tattoo and piercing you have
Add $10 for each scar over an inch long that you have
Tally it up and title it..."My Bar Tab Is $...."
Netrat needs you...
Posted 18 years ago
netrat13Attention Dino Lovin Pervs...Yes You!
Posted 18 years agoNormally I wouldn't share vids...
Posted 18 years agoBut this is just too dang funny not to show people!!
I implore you, show this to everyone you know and tell them to do the same, it's just the best thing ever!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcbazH6aE2g
I implore you, show this to everyone you know and tell them to do the same, it's just the best thing ever!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcbazH6aE2g
The Science Of Furries
Posted 18 years agoI'm using the art that I just posted as a, you could call it, science theory.
The number of faves, watches, and views that I have recieved have gone through the room since I started posting my art.
I've gotten 163 faves, at least a dozen, probably more like 2 dozen watches, and my page views have gone through the roof! I swear I've gotten 500 page views in a week, as compared to my little over a year of being here with 3500 page views. And my guess is that all those will keep climbing for another week or so.
And I think I'll take it another step further. Of the 6 pieces of art that have 9+ faves, only one is mature. That one pic is the Konite pic, and I'm willing to bet that if her breasts weren't showing, it would have a couple less faves. Though I must admit, I'm surprised that my most popular picture is the pic with me, Pandonia, and Cinnamon. I would have bet dollars to donuts that the favorite would have been me with herm Pandonia...but I guess you can't get everything right.
I just want to make this one quick point, I'm not saying there's anything wrong with liking nudity or sex scenes, otherwise I wouldn't get that kind of art. I'm just saying all this to show that the people here do seem to like sex pics better then pin-ups or general stuff. And I think my gallery can be pretty good proof to those that disagree with me.
The number of faves, watches, and views that I have recieved have gone through the room since I started posting my art.
I've gotten 163 faves, at least a dozen, probably more like 2 dozen watches, and my page views have gone through the roof! I swear I've gotten 500 page views in a week, as compared to my little over a year of being here with 3500 page views. And my guess is that all those will keep climbing for another week or so.
And I think I'll take it another step further. Of the 6 pieces of art that have 9+ faves, only one is mature. That one pic is the Konite pic, and I'm willing to bet that if her breasts weren't showing, it would have a couple less faves. Though I must admit, I'm surprised that my most popular picture is the pic with me, Pandonia, and Cinnamon. I would have bet dollars to donuts that the favorite would have been me with herm Pandonia...but I guess you can't get everything right.
I just want to make this one quick point, I'm not saying there's anything wrong with liking nudity or sex scenes, otherwise I wouldn't get that kind of art. I'm just saying all this to show that the people here do seem to like sex pics better then pin-ups or general stuff. And I think my gallery can be pretty good proof to those that disagree with me.
A Lotta Stuff Coming
Posted 18 years agoBrace yourselves friends, I'm actually going to be posting...ART!!
I know I know *gasp*!!! I've accumulated a lot of art over the last 2.5ish years, and I think it's about time I've posted it.
I won't be doing that all at once though, I'm gonna recieve permission from the artist of each piece, then post those
respective peieces. So this could be over a few hours to a few days.
I'm thinking about posting a huge number of stories I've done as well, but that's a bit iffy. If you really want to see them I'll post the stories, otherwise I'll just post the art.
Well, that's the end of my art warning, so get ready to see tons of panda and griffin pics, and here's hopin ya like =3.
Update: Phew. After 6 and a half long hours of uploading art and responding to comments and faves, I'm finally done with all the ones that I've gotten permission on. Though I still have about a dozen picks left, so your submission box is not yet safe people ;).
This message paid by the foundation for uploading panda and griffin smut.
I know I know *gasp*!!! I've accumulated a lot of art over the last 2.5ish years, and I think it's about time I've posted it.
I won't be doing that all at once though, I'm gonna recieve permission from the artist of each piece, then post those
respective peieces. So this could be over a few hours to a few days.
I'm thinking about posting a huge number of stories I've done as well, but that's a bit iffy. If you really want to see them I'll post the stories, otherwise I'll just post the art.
Well, that's the end of my art warning, so get ready to see tons of panda and griffin pics, and here's hopin ya like =3.
Update: Phew. After 6 and a half long hours of uploading art and responding to comments and faves, I'm finally done with all the ones that I've gotten permission on. Though I still have about a dozen picks left, so your submission box is not yet safe people ;).
This message paid by the foundation for uploading panda and griffin smut.
DINO PORN!!!!!
Posted 18 years agoAs my new battle cry says, there is dino porn a plenty.
fossil's gallery is alive and we should all celebrate...by running over there now!
Thank you, and happy porning.
fossil's gallery is alive and we should all celebrate...by running over there now!Thank you, and happy porning.
Fossil's Badges
Posted 18 years ago Fossil Is doing conbadges, and I am helping him spread the word. He is a great artist and his badges are a steal at their price.Here's his badges: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/582490/ and his journal about them: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/137787/
I'm sure you'll love them, and thank you for giving him some business.
This seems interesting
Posted 18 years agoStoled from 
MiseriaCantare cause this seems like fun randomness actually.
If you comment...
1- I'll answer with something random about you.
2- I'll dare you to try something.
3- I'll say a color I associate with you.
4- I'll tell you something I like about you.
5- I'll tell you something I always remember about you / a first memory about you.
6- I'll tell you what animal you remind me of.
7- I'll ask you something I always wanted to ask you.
8- If I do this for you, you must put this in your journal
MiseriaCantare cause this seems like fun randomness actually.If you comment...
1- I'll answer with something random about you.
2- I'll dare you to try something.
3- I'll say a color I associate with you.
4- I'll tell you something I like about you.
5- I'll tell you something I always remember about you / a first memory about you.
6- I'll tell you what animal you remind me of.
7- I'll ask you something I always wanted to ask you.
8- If I do this for you, you must put this in your journal
