FA+
Shop
No Subject
General | Posted 16 years agoI don't exist on here no more.
Find my new account, if you can.
(It shouldn't be hard)
Find my new account, if you can.
(It shouldn't be hard)
Quiz
General | Posted 16 years agoA quiz I stole.
A quiz to determine your own morality.
For each question answered "Yes" award yourself the number of points listed.
1.) Is everything always someone else's fault?
(5 Points)
No
2.) Are waitresses, bar tenders, park ranger, police officers and HWY patrols unfailingly rude, unreasonable, stupid and uncooperative?
(10 Points)
No
3.) Doing you borrow people's things and then conveniently "forget" to return them?
(5 Points)
No
4.) When given the option, do you always choose the one that makes this easier for you, regardless of the circumstances?
(7 Points)
Not regardless of the circumstances. So sometimes. I'll take 4.
5.) If you answered "yes" to no. 4: Do you feel perfectly guilt-free and righteous about your decisions?
(10 Points)
No. I feel terrible about it.
6.) Do you only offer people assistance if there is something in it for you?
(1 Point)
Only if they're people I don't like. So... no.
7.) Do you feel justified in dawdling about because something interests you, even though this makes the group you are with late for a certain activity?
(5 Points)
No
8.) Aren't people who get snappy at you just completely unreasonable?
(3 points)
No
9.) When you donate to a charity, do you only do it because it will make you look good?
(5 points)
Donating to charity makes you look good? (No)
10.) Do you feel the need to harp extensively on other people's short-comings to make yourself feel better?
(15 points)
No. I only harp on their short-comings if they're harping on mine. I do it to show them they're not perfect, to put them in their place.
11.) (Honesty required) Do all these questions, though at first they seem to fit you, really don't because you are a perfect person and therefore flawless?
I have so many flaws. I have more flaws than a Microsoft Product.
My score: 3.5 points
Scoring:
0 = You are one damn good person! <3
1-4 = Your not Jesus, but you aren't some douche either. You're okay. =)
5-20 = Okay you are kinda self-centered, work on that a little.
21-51 = You need some help. You obviously can't tell that your a total ass.
52-67 = Oh look a baseball bat- OH! That probably hurt... Well you deserved it.
67 - 100 = Is that my gun in your face? Why yes it is! *bang*
I'm not Jesus, but I'm not some douche. Yay.
A quiz to determine your own morality.
For each question answered "Yes" award yourself the number of points listed.
1.) Is everything always someone else's fault?
(5 Points)
No
2.) Are waitresses, bar tenders, park ranger, police officers and HWY patrols unfailingly rude, unreasonable, stupid and uncooperative?
(10 Points)
No
3.) Doing you borrow people's things and then conveniently "forget" to return them?
(5 Points)
No
4.) When given the option, do you always choose the one that makes this easier for you, regardless of the circumstances?
(7 Points)
Not regardless of the circumstances. So sometimes. I'll take 4.
5.) If you answered "yes" to no. 4: Do you feel perfectly guilt-free and righteous about your decisions?
(10 Points)
No. I feel terrible about it.
6.) Do you only offer people assistance if there is something in it for you?
(1 Point)
Only if they're people I don't like. So... no.
7.) Do you feel justified in dawdling about because something interests you, even though this makes the group you are with late for a certain activity?
(5 Points)
No
8.) Aren't people who get snappy at you just completely unreasonable?
(3 points)
No
9.) When you donate to a charity, do you only do it because it will make you look good?
(5 points)
Donating to charity makes you look good? (No)
10.) Do you feel the need to harp extensively on other people's short-comings to make yourself feel better?
(15 points)
No. I only harp on their short-comings if they're harping on mine. I do it to show them they're not perfect, to put them in their place.
11.) (Honesty required) Do all these questions, though at first they seem to fit you, really don't because you are a perfect person and therefore flawless?
I have so many flaws. I have more flaws than a Microsoft Product.
My score: 3.5 points
Scoring:
0 = You are one damn good person! <3
1-4 = Your not Jesus, but you aren't some douche either. You're okay. =)
5-20 = Okay you are kinda self-centered, work on that a little.
21-51 = You need some help. You obviously can't tell that your a total ass.
52-67 = Oh look a baseball bat- OH! That probably hurt... Well you deserved it.
67 - 100 = Is that my gun in your face? Why yes it is! *bang*
I'm not Jesus, but I'm not some douche. Yay.
