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Posted 14 years agoAfter much deliberation (bribes, sexual favors, etc.) with my art history prof, she allowed me to take the mid-term a day early. So AC is back on. I'll miss Thursday but Friday and Saturday are a go.
Huzzah.
Huzzah.
Things I missed/am missing...
Posted 14 years agoto take these bullshit summer classes:
-Illustration Master Class
-The Illustration Academy
-CapiCon
-AnthroCon
-July 4th on the National Mall
-Sunset concerts at the National Zoo
This degree better be fucking worth it, or I'm going to stab someone in the throat.
-Illustration Master Class
-The Illustration Academy
-CapiCon
-AnthroCon
-July 4th on the National Mall
-Sunset concerts at the National Zoo
This degree better be fucking worth it, or I'm going to stab someone in the throat.
*sigh*
Posted 14 years agoAC is a no-go.
Sorry, folks. I have an exam on Friday that the professor will not allow me to take at another time.
Sorry, folks. I have an exam on Friday that the professor will not allow me to take at another time.
MeddlerInc is a giant nerd
Posted 14 years agoNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD
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My Triumph Over Microsoft
Posted 14 years agoI fixed my X360. Microsoft does not get $150 of my money.
EPIC WIN
EPIC WIN
>:/
Posted 14 years agoXbox 360 is dying.
Also Art History II = chance of exam on Friday the 24th = chance I miss AC entirely.
>:/
Also Art History II = chance of exam on Friday the 24th = chance I miss AC entirely.
>:/
Layers Meme
Posted 14 years agoStolen from weaselzero
LAYER ONE : THE OUTSIDE
- Name: Darrenn E. Canton
- Eye Color: Black
- Hair Style/Color: Cropped short and black
- Height: 6 ft 4 in
- Clothing style: Loose, functional. T-shirt, overshirt, denim jeans
- Best physical feature: No idea.
LAYER TWO: THE INSIDE
- Your fears: Failure, rejection, not living up to my own expectations.
- Your guilty pleasure: Procrastinating.
- Your biggest pet peeve: Too many to list, but one particular one is when people say "less" incorrectly (instead of "fewer").
- Your ambitions for the future: Becoming a renowned and respected illustrator.
LAYER THREE: THOUGHTS
- Your first thoughts waking up: "uggggggh class..."
- What you think about most: "Gotta get better, dammit!"
- What you think about before bed: "What am I gonna do tomorrow?"
- You think your best quality is: Perseverence
LAYER FOUR: WHAT'S BETTER?
- Single or group dates: Single, I guess...
- To be loved or respected: Respected
- Beauty or brains: Brains
- Dogs or cats: Cats
LAYER FIVE: DO YOU?
- Lie: Occasionally
- Believe in yourself: Usually
- Believe in love: Yes
- Want someone: Not right now
LAYER SIX: EVER?
- Been on stage: Too many times
- Done drugs: Yes
- Changed who you were to fit in: More times than I am proud of
LAYER SEVEN: FAVORITES
- Favorite color: Brown
- Favorite animal: Badger (hard to pick one favorite)
- Favorite movie: UP
- Favorite game: Donkey Kong Country 2
LAYER EIGHT: AGE
- Day your next birthday will be: September 4
- How old will you be: 25
- Age you lost your virginity: Wish I could tell you
- Does age matter: Not really
LAYER NINE: IN A BOY OR GIRL
- Best personality: Loyal, funny, down-to-earth
- Best eye color: Brown?
- Best hair color: Brown?
- Best thing to do with a partner: Help them reach their dreams and goals in life
LAYER TEN: FINISH THE SENTENCE
- I love: barbecue
- I feel: disenchanted, jilted, jaded
- I hide: the pain of feeling inadequate in many things
- I miss: being able to tell myself I have my whole life ahead of me to accomplish anything I wanted, and being able to sincerely believe it.
- I wish: I could live up to my own ambitions and expectations of myself
LAYER ONE : THE OUTSIDE
- Name: Darrenn E. Canton
- Eye Color: Black
- Hair Style/Color: Cropped short and black
- Height: 6 ft 4 in
- Clothing style: Loose, functional. T-shirt, overshirt, denim jeans
- Best physical feature: No idea.
LAYER TWO: THE INSIDE
- Your fears: Failure, rejection, not living up to my own expectations.
- Your guilty pleasure: Procrastinating.
- Your biggest pet peeve: Too many to list, but one particular one is when people say "less" incorrectly (instead of "fewer").
- Your ambitions for the future: Becoming a renowned and respected illustrator.
LAYER THREE: THOUGHTS
- Your first thoughts waking up: "uggggggh class..."
- What you think about most: "Gotta get better, dammit!"
- What you think about before bed: "What am I gonna do tomorrow?"
- You think your best quality is: Perseverence
LAYER FOUR: WHAT'S BETTER?
- Single or group dates: Single, I guess...
- To be loved or respected: Respected
- Beauty or brains: Brains
- Dogs or cats: Cats
LAYER FIVE: DO YOU?
- Lie: Occasionally
- Believe in yourself: Usually
- Believe in love: Yes
- Want someone: Not right now
LAYER SIX: EVER?
- Been on stage: Too many times
- Done drugs: Yes
- Changed who you were to fit in: More times than I am proud of
LAYER SEVEN: FAVORITES
- Favorite color: Brown
- Favorite animal: Badger (hard to pick one favorite)
- Favorite movie: UP
- Favorite game: Donkey Kong Country 2
LAYER EIGHT: AGE
- Day your next birthday will be: September 4
- How old will you be: 25
- Age you lost your virginity: Wish I could tell you
- Does age matter: Not really
LAYER NINE: IN A BOY OR GIRL
- Best personality: Loyal, funny, down-to-earth
- Best eye color: Brown?
- Best hair color: Brown?
- Best thing to do with a partner: Help them reach their dreams and goals in life
LAYER TEN: FINISH THE SENTENCE
- I love: barbecue
- I feel: disenchanted, jilted, jaded
- I hide: the pain of feeling inadequate in many things
- I miss: being able to tell myself I have my whole life ahead of me to accomplish anything I wanted, and being able to sincerely believe it.
- I wish: I could live up to my own ambitions and expectations of myself
FUCK YEAH NOT-AMUSED MONGO
Posted 14 years ago
krhainosPSA
Posted 14 years agoBones exist.
Yes.
That is all.
Yes.
That is all.
It's 93 degrees outside + AC badges
Posted 14 years agoHey MeddlerInc!
Posted 14 years agohttp://www.minecraftaddicts.com/ ಠ_ಠ
(Because I don't want you to feel left out when I publicly pester my friends n' stuff. <3)
(Because I don't want you to feel left out when I publicly pester my friends n' stuff. <3)
AC is a MONTH AWAY
Posted 14 years agoHUZZAH
Where will you be?
Table F-10 in Artist Alley.
Or Montserrat. Except AC doesn't happen in Montserrat. Wait a second...
Who will you be with?
hysterium, talking about SPORTS. Beating or getting beaten by maximus-ursus in Magic the Gathering.And Enydimon scratch that. I hate you, you filthy canuck.
(lol not rly Eny is my dawg <3)
Do you do free art?
Yes. For me. But since you are not me, the answer is NO.
Unless you somehow managed to do that thing from the movie "face off". That would just be creepy.
Do you do trades?
Trades do me. I'm traumatized.
Yes, I do ART trades. Sometimes. Not very often. And not for you, because you smell like cabbage and communism.
Do you do commissions?
Yes. You can commission me to do art.
I would prefer if you commissioned me to make fun of you, because I'm much better at doing that.
Do you have prints/CDs?
Yes. Give me money, I give you art. Or something. Yeah, art sounds better.
Do you do badges?
Yes, but I don''t do cop badges because that's kinda sorta illegal n' stuff.
I'm already wanted in nine states for throwing eggs at police cars from the tops of tall buildings. Yeah, like in that reeeeeeally old flash game. Back when it was Macromedia Flash instead of Adobe Flash. Good times, those were, plugging away on Netscape Navigator...
wait, what?
Will you have art in the Art Show? General or Adult sections?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
What is your gender?
Last time I checked, I had a penis.
*checks again*
Yep, I still have a penis.
How old are you?
Twenneh-fore
Are you taken? Are you looking for a 'mate'?
... wait, what?
Can I touch you?
Can I break your fingers?
Seriously, though, don't touch me. I have cooties.
Can I invite you out for food/fun/etc?
Depends on what your definition of "etc" is. Something tells me I don't want to wake up one morning after a long, traumatic night of "etc". Oh god, I'm gonna have nightmares of "etc" for the rest of my life now.
Can I come with you for food/fun/etc?
Good heavens, no. For starters, I don't eat. Ever. Which is why I'm so flipping skinny. I also don't have fun, ever, because my soul is completely filled with hatred and chaos; I murder babies and dropkick puppies into telephone poles. As for "etc", let's just say my version of "etc" has been declared a crime against humanity by The Hague.
Can I talk to you?
Sure.
Can I give you stuff?
Stuff? Like what kind of stuff? I'm not too keen on people giving me dead squirrels or radioactive waste. Last time I had people give me stuff like that, I had to show up to court on a felony charge of public endangerment.
Yeah, AnthroCon is looking like a definite. Might be a snag with my class schedule. Keep your fingers crossed.
Prints, badges, sketches, Painterly Portraits, jokes, and pizza rolls from Mr. Plinkett himself. Artist Alley, table F-10. Be there or be communist. ಠ_ಠ
Where will you be?
Table F-10 in Artist Alley.
Or Montserrat. Except AC doesn't happen in Montserrat. Wait a second...
Who will you be with?
hysterium, talking about SPORTS. Beating or getting beaten by maximus-ursus in Magic the Gathering.
(lol not rly Eny is my dawg <3)
Do you do free art?
Yes. For me. But since you are not me, the answer is NO.
Unless you somehow managed to do that thing from the movie "face off". That would just be creepy.
Do you do trades?
Trades do me. I'm traumatized.
Yes, I do ART trades. Sometimes. Not very often. And not for you, because you smell like cabbage and communism.
Do you do commissions?
Yes. You can commission me to do art.
I would prefer if you commissioned me to make fun of you, because I'm much better at doing that.
Do you have prints/CDs?
Yes. Give me money, I give you art. Or something. Yeah, art sounds better.
Do you do badges?
Yes, but I don''t do cop badges because that's kinda sorta illegal n' stuff.
I'm already wanted in nine states for throwing eggs at police cars from the tops of tall buildings. Yeah, like in that reeeeeeally old flash game. Back when it was Macromedia Flash instead of Adobe Flash. Good times, those were, plugging away on Netscape Navigator...
wait, what?
Will you have art in the Art Show? General or Adult sections?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
What is your gender?
Last time I checked, I had a penis.
*checks again*
Yep, I still have a penis.
How old are you?
Twenneh-fore
Are you taken? Are you looking for a 'mate'?
... wait, what?
Can I touch you?
Can I break your fingers?
Seriously, though, don't touch me. I have cooties.
Can I invite you out for food/fun/etc?
Depends on what your definition of "etc" is. Something tells me I don't want to wake up one morning after a long, traumatic night of "etc". Oh god, I'm gonna have nightmares of "etc" for the rest of my life now.
Can I come with you for food/fun/etc?
Good heavens, no. For starters, I don't eat. Ever. Which is why I'm so flipping skinny. I also don't have fun, ever, because my soul is completely filled with hatred and chaos; I murder babies and dropkick puppies into telephone poles. As for "etc", let's just say my version of "etc" has been declared a crime against humanity by The Hague.
Can I talk to you?
Sure.
Can I give you stuff?
Stuff? Like what kind of stuff? I'm not too keen on people giving me dead squirrels or radioactive waste. Last time I had people give me stuff like that, I had to show up to court on a felony charge of public endangerment.
Yeah, AnthroCon is looking like a definite. Might be a snag with my class schedule. Keep your fingers crossed.
Prints, badges, sketches, Painterly Portraits, jokes, and pizza rolls from Mr. Plinkett himself. Artist Alley, table F-10. Be there or be communist. ಠ_ಠ
PENIS MUSEUM
Posted 14 years agoIn before "oh murr I'm moving to Iceland" ಠ_ಠ
I have to learn that dance...
Posted 14 years agoStart at 5:50
Why is it so expensive to get my arcade stick dual-modded?
I'm laughing at radrab right now cause he's gonna be arthritic by age 30 if he keeps playing fighting games on a pad. COME ON SON!
Why is it so expensive to get my arcade stick dual-modded?
I'm laughing at radrab right now cause he's gonna be arthritic by age 30 if he keeps playing fighting games on a pad. COME ON SON!
People are Stupid - Vol. 2
Posted 14 years agoSubmitting a Journal the same time you submit a Submission
Posted 14 years agowhen both advertise the fact you are streaming is dumb, redundant, and clogs up my inbox.
But I suppose some folks out there sleep better at night knowing the folks they attract with their ceaselessspam promotional submissions go into streams to chat it up with other people furries and pay absolutely no attention to what the artist is actually doing.
But I suppose some folks out there sleep better at night knowing the folks they attract with their ceaseless
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!
Posted 14 years agoMy GPA is 2.29!
You heard me. ಠ_ಠ
You heard me. ಠ_ಠ
Still looking for an AC table-mate
Posted 14 years agoI got a table at AC for two and my dealer partner bailed is unable to make it. "Family obligation" is another term for "I can't get through Canadian customs because I'm going to try to sneak a live moose across the border".
I hate you, enydimon, you filthy canuck. ಠ_ಠ
(just kidding, lol, Eny is my bro)
So if you're going to the convention, want to sell art/sketches/etc, have a PA state tax license or can get one between now and the second week of June (it's free and you can apply for one online), and don't mind me and hysterium talking about sports, then drop me a line.
Also...
Hey Radrab, how many times is Ryan Howard going to strike out this year? 300?!
I hate you, enydimon, you filthy canuck. ಠ_ಠ
(just kidding, lol, Eny is my bro)
So if you're going to the convention, want to sell art/sketches/etc, have a PA state tax license or can get one between now and the second week of June (it's free and you can apply for one online), and don't mind me and hysterium talking about sports, then drop me a line.
Also...
Hey Radrab, how many times is Ryan Howard going to strike out this year? 300?!
Digital Coloring Walkthrough
Posted 14 years agoWould anyone be interested in me writing up one of these? And by "interested" I mean actually reading it?
7:45 Eastern is right now
Posted 14 years agoSTREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Posted 14 years agoEEEEEEEEEEEE
12:45 AM GMT, 7:45 PM Eastern, 4:45 PM Pacific, 2:45 PM Hawaiian
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/dc-s-.....cken-scratches
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Go Natinals ಠ_ಠ
12:45 AM GMT, 7:45 PM Eastern, 4:45 PM Pacific, 2:45 PM Hawaiian
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/dc-s-.....cken-scratches
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Go Natinals ಠ_ಠ
I'm a coyote but...
Posted 14 years agoYoinked from 
themaskedlion
Currently my fursona is a tall, lanky coyote. He's usually wearing a collared shirt and denim trousers, and has a wicked pair of sideburns.
Because of this, I'm giving you guys the power to make a few decisions for me. I'm rather curious to see what people would pick for me (or rather my Fursona) What would you guys depict me as?
Nothing better to write about, might as well. ಠ_ಠ
themaskedlionCurrently my fursona is a tall, lanky coyote. He's usually wearing a collared shirt and denim trousers, and has a wicked pair of sideburns.
Because of this, I'm giving you guys the power to make a few decisions for me. I'm rather curious to see what people would pick for me (or rather my Fursona) What would you guys depict me as?
Nothing better to write about, might as well. ಠ_ಠ
Well I can't hate on the Cubs anymore...
Posted 14 years agoVCU's head coach Shaka Smart is apparently an avid, life-long Cubs fan.
I need to find something else to (good-naturedly) heckle
dineegla about. Suggestions?
I need to find something else to (good-naturedly) heckle
dineegla about. Suggestions?People are stupid
Posted 14 years ago5 Icon Commissions - $8.00 apiece
Posted 14 years agoDigital goodness, like mine! Transparent BG and all! Or not transparent if you want!
Only $8!
Be the first kid on your block to get a super-awesome GH-Mongo icon!
First come, first serve. If you wait, then you're a communist! You're not a communist, are you?
Are you?!
1- Rashkah
2- Busiris
3- Busiris... again!
4- Teddybearninja
5-
Only $8!
Be the first kid on your block to get a super-awesome GH-Mongo icon!
First come, first serve. If you wait, then you're a communist! You're not a communist, are you?
Are you?!
1- Rashkah
2- Busiris
3- Busiris... again!
4- Teddybearninja
5-
