Sorry :c

Villanova... OUT
Temple... OUT
Delaware... LOSING RECORD ON THE SEASON

VCU... Still dancing.






Yeah, that just happened.

CAPS LOCK MAKES EVERYTHING BETTER.
... oh wait.

Here's how it works:

- 88 sketch commissions
- Each one will cost $8.88 (USD)

Dirt cheap. Because I'm poor and I need someplace to sleep for AnthroCon. Also I need to pay dineegla for clearing the swarm of bats out of my attic.

Yes, that really happened.
... oh wait.

IT'S ON

Anthrocon 2011
Table F-10
Featuring:

- Prints!
- Originals! (maybe)
- Sketches done on-site!
- Painterly Portraits done on-site!
- Poking fun at dineegla even though he isn't going to be there!

Also I still don't have anywhere to stay. ಠ_ಠ

Just to spite  houndgrey

1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
 gh-mongo God he is such a sexy beast.

2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
When I have sex, it's in the endless void of outer space where measures of time have no bearing.

3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Floating on top of it.

4. Do you masturbate?
Do you?

5. How often? Lately?
Early-ly

6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
No, but I've taken my money off for clothes.

7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Neither. Washing is for sissies and communists.

8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
My shower has had sex with my bath. They're both pervs.

9. Do you watch/read pornography?
Pornography watches me. It doesn't read me though, because it's illiterate.

10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
I want someone passive-aggressive. Someone who doesn't mind if I take the sheets. I get cold easily.

11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
What is love?
Baby don't hurt me.
Don't hurt me.
No more.

12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Fuck no.

13. Would you choose love or money?
If love automatically comes with money, does that defeat the point of the question?
"I ain't sayin' she's a gold digger..."
"She ain't got no money in the bank..."

14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Loose springs, leaky stuffing, and... wait, what was the question again?

15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
lolwut?

16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
In a bus station bathroom. With George W. Bush watching. God, that was so HOT!
... oh wait

17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Yes.

18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
By Inspector Gadget. He's also a perv.

19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
No, but I've been to a club strip. Wait a minute...

20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
I've been to a bar of soap. It was overhyped. I was unimpressed.

21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
I've been kicked out for belting out "Hail to the Redskins" at the top of my lungs. Does that count?

22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
Yes. Then dropped. On my head. I really need to stop telling professional wrestlers that their mothers are tramps.

23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
"I kissed a girl and I liked iiiiiit..."
Oh, wait...

24. Sexual orientation?
Maybe.

25. Had sex in a movie theater?
$6.50 for a small popcorn. A SMALL POPCORN!!!

26. Had sex in a bathroom?
See answer to no. 16.

27. Have you ever had sex at work?
What is this "work" of which you speak?

28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
The Men's Warehouse.
You're gonna like the way you look.
I guarantee it.

29. Bought something from an adult store?
A can of soda. Sexy, erotic soda.

30. Do you own any sex toys?
A nerf gun shaped like a penis. It "shoots".
MASSIVE PHALLIC CANNON!!!

31. If yes, how many and what are they?
A nerf gun shaped like a penis. It "shoots".
MASSIVE PHALLIC CANNON!!!

32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
Someone has a picture of me double-dipping a tortilla chip.
I'M SUCH A DIRTY WHORE

33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
"Ohhh yes, YES, oh JOHN JACOB JINGLEHEIMER-SCHMIDT!!!"

34. Have you ever had phone sex?
I'd imagine that those receivers would make for awkward insertions in bodily orifices.

35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
A/S/L?

36. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?
Someone's mouth into someone else's urethra?
...
*head explodes*

37. What's your favorite sexual position?
Yes.

38. What's your favorite sex act?
Yes.

39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
Sex with people sucks. Sex with imaginary numbers is so much more gratifying. i is such a tease...

40. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
Houndgrey, because I enjoy redundancy.

Also  enydimon, just to make him feel tremendously awkward

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Discuss.

Your picks are garbage!

BYU? BYU?!

B? Y? U?










SERIOUSLY?!

DO IT OR I CRUSH YOU!!!

http://pftt.mayhem.cbssports.com/e

WINNER GETS FREE ARTS N STUFF

password is "burmashave" ಠ_ಠ

*prolonged sigh*

FA, you never cease to amaze me with your consistency. Consistent drama, consistent butthurt. Honestly, it's remarkable. The more time goes on, the more the community becomes a parody of itself.

FA is a bubble. It is a contained environment. Some would call it "tight knit", I'd call it "incubated". Anything that goes on in one end of the fandom creates a ripple that can be felt everywhere else. And I mean everywhere. It's especially true of drama.

Now when drama happens between two people who are friends with each other, an interesting phenomenon happens, which I like to call "spineless sympathy". Say Person Fur A and Person Fur B are having a disagreement. Both of them are friends with Persons Furs C, D, and E, who are all friends with each other. Now let's suppose A goes whining to C and B goes whining to D. C and D chat, and the whining is brought up as a mutual topic of conversation. Both C and D tell it to E, who goes back to both A and B to report what B and C said about them.

Suddenly, it becomes a matter of "he said she said". Drama between two people furs has suddenly become drama between five.

The thing that compounds all of this is the unwritten rule on FA that you must be uncharacteristically "nice" to anyone and everyone on this site. That means you have to smile and nod to a person fur as you stab him or her in the back or pull the rug out from under their feet paws. And you can never actually disagree with them publicly, just tell all your friends behind their back that you think they are full of shit. And of course, that creates another set of problems altogether.

It's remarkably similar to high school, except in high school most people eventually outgrow their childish needs for attention and superficial popularity. They get past their obsession with "fame". They learn to settle differences without having to go behind peoples' backs to bitch about personal grievances.

I'd say I'm sick of it, but I honestly can't say I am. I find it oddly entertaining, in fact. The drama that goes on here gives me some mild amusement much in the same way visiting failblog.org or break.com provides mild amusement. Maybe that's just me.

Anyway, carry on.

I know that's what dineegla would say about this Journal.

THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5365131/
YES. SERIOUSLY. READ IT!

I guarantee if you all stop doing stuff like that, I will stop losing brain cells every time I visit this site to read some of the comments you all leave on my work.

More brain cells = more thinking = more art (probably). So shut up!














Also set your clocks forward!

Well, there's a catch.

First, you have to enter my Bracket Challenge. I'll have a link to that when the brackets come out tomorrow. Then you have to win. If you win, you get a free full-figure sketch or a free Painterly Portrait.

You can also laugh at Radrab because Delaware is not in the dance this year. Or the NIT. Or the CBI. Or the CIT. EPIC FAIL.






Also, set your clocks forward an hour. ಠ_ಠ

I guess you're just mad that we get to keep playing and Delaware is sitting at home on their asses, no chance at any post-season play because they have a losing record.

Again.

Have fun watching us in the NIT. Or the CBI. Or heck, even in the Dance. Jerry Palm as us getting an at-large with our resume.

Delaware? Not so much.

Guess who's playing for the CAA title.

Hint: it's not Delaware.

But she is still awesome.

Go visit  nashoba_hostina. DO IT OR I CRUSH YOU LIKE BUG!

WARNING: May contain hazardous amounts of abject cuteness.

LOLOL

Also, Delaware still sucks.

ಠ_ಠ

 enydimon smells like Canada. Which smells funny.

Eww.

Also he's awesome and you should be watching him.

Also Delaware sucks.

ಠ_ಠ

I just had 3 in the past 20 minutes. Where are these watchers coming from?

Whoooooooa PIG SOOEY!
Whoooooooa PIG SOOEY!
Whoooooooa PIG SOOEY!

RAZORBACKS! GO HOGS!



Rupert can't stop dancing. He's got some pretty good moves for such a big fellow.

http://chat.deviantart.com/chat/Furhaus

Get in there. Read the rules. Be awesome.

Dear MvC3 community:

Please stop playing teams consisting entirely of any combination of Dante + Zero + Sentinel + Akuma + Wesker + Hulk. Yes, I know Dante is easy to play. I know Zero has priority on just about everything. I know Akuma's spin kick is neutral on block (which is why you keep spamming it). I know Hulk's super armor is ridiculous. I know Wesker zone+teleport+super-hits-from-anywhere makes you think you're good at this game.

Don't get me started on Sentinel. The toughest character to kill should not also be able to zone me to death and have the strongest assist in the game.

There are 36 characters in the game, not including ones available as downloadable content. Why is it, then, that those are the only six I ever see played online? Surely there must be players out there who want to actually learn how to build skill using other characters. I'm sure they exist somewhere. But I always seem to get matched up with people who spam and cheese their way to ridiculous win percentages and I'm stuck still learning the ropes.

Also players who use Simple Mode should not be matched up online against players who use Normal Mode. I've been trying to learn the timing for Arthur's fire bottle OTG combo and it's frustrating losing to players who can button mash their way into 40-hit strings that take off half a character's health bar.

Also X-Factor is the dumbest thing since Street Fighter: The Movie: The Game. Yes, it's that bad.

</rant>

FOR THE RECORD:
Arthur - Taskmaster - Dr. Doom
Zone you OUT, fool! Get off me!

Rules:
1. You must choose only ONE of your OCs. Do it again if you wanna use another OC.
2. Your OC must answer every question as truthfully as possible.
3. Title the journal as "OC's Quiz (your OC's name. Example: Kaiser's Quiz)". RULES SUCK!
4. When you're done, tag as many people as you want.
5. Have fun!

OC: Shamus Farnsworth-Zellwinkel (because Wyatt Rennsaler is too "scrawny" ಠ_ಠ )
Interview-er: Wyatt Rennsaler (because... ಠ_ಠ)

1. Hi! What's your real name and nickname?
"Shamus Farnsworth-Zellwinkel. In the ring I go by Sforzando, or 'Sfz' for short."

2. Interesting...What's your current age?
"I'm a MAN! I'm 40!" *chuckles*
( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoMmbUmKN0E for those of you who don't get the reference)

3. Uh huh. What's your favorite food?
"Fish sandwiches. With hot sauce."
"Hot sauce?"
"Not the stuff you like. That stuff's liquid death."

4. And your favorite drinks?
"Root beer floats."
"What about sarsaparilla floats?"
"What?"
"You've never had sarsaparilla?"
"I don't think so."
"It's gooooood..."

5. Confession time! Who's your crush/lover?
"I am happily married to a gorgeous wife and we have two wonderful children."

6. Aww! Have you two kissed yet?
"You may kiss the bride..."

7. Classic question! What's your favourite color?
"Green."

8. Who's your favorite author?
"Earnest Hemingway."

9. Now what's your biggest fear?
"Fear? What's that?" *chuckles*
"C'mon, seriously..."
"I don't like hypodermic needles or operating rooms."

10. Who's your hero?
"My parents. They put up with me for 20-odd years."

11. OK, who is your worst enemy?
"Cliff 'The Crusher' Caldwell. He broke my leg. He's not a very sporting fellow."

12. What would you do if your hero and your worst enemy got together?
"Uh, nothing? What sort of question is that?"
"I'm just reading from the script."
"Huh? Gimme that..." *grab... skim, skim skim...* "Yeah, alright... some of these questions are weird."
"Tell me about it."

13. Interesting...What would you do if you met your creator?
"Invite him to dinner. Maybe give him some training tips. He's scrawny as heck."

14. Now, what do you want to be when you grow up?
"I don't know how much more 'grown up' I can get..."
"Yeeah, these questions are kind of..."
"Where did you find these questions again?"
"Some big blue dude by the name of konanarillah."

15. What's your worst nightmare?
"Losing my family."

16. What's your lifelong dream?
"Winning a championship belt, getting to perform my trumpet at Carnegie Hall."

17. What would you do if your lifelong dream came true?
"Um... I'd be happy."
"Not much of an answer..."
"Not much of a question!"
"Touche"

18. OK, where's your favorite place to relax?
"Jim's Ice Cream & Soda parlor. Or in my backyard hammock."

19. Last question! What do you spend most of your time doing?
"Being busy. Working out, if I had a choice."
"Yeah I suppose when you have two or three jobs, you aren't always in control."
"Sadly, yes. But I do make time to spend with my kids."

20. We're done! Now tag whoever the hell you want.
"Should you really be swearing out in public like that?"
"It's what it says here."
"Huh?" *grabs, reads, and promptly tears in half*
"Also that one wasn't a question, technically speaking, so you don't have to 'answer' it."
"I guess"

( meddlerinc - you're tagged. Deal with it.)

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Don't lose to Rider.

CAA is 2-0 so far in BracketBusters. If you all lose it'll just be embarrassing.

Chris
MODOK
Arthur

Yeah. I play "zone". A lot.

Sue me. ಠ_ಠ

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/dc-s-.....cken-scratches

HURRY UP!

Early in the morning.

Stop whining.

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/dc-s-.....cken-scratches