Pls.

Lately, got back into drawing and I enjoy it. So throw anything at me. However it is not first come first served and I wont draw everything, just what I feel like (chances are better if you are a watcher, or better yet, a friend), also no nsfw shit.

Cuz  Jayylacine did this and I steal from her.

THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
Václav
Vašek
Venca

THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU'VE GONE BY:
Claimoar
Dmntninja
Well that's all, folks!

THREE THINGS YOU'VE DONE IN THE LAST 33 MINUTES:
Drank beer
Watched some football
Smoked a pipe

THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
Nope. I am not here to praise myself like some entitled shitlord

THREE THINGS YOU DISLIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
My weight
Some stupid social skills
Prone to illneses lol

THREE PARTS OF YOUR ORIGIN:
Czech
German a bit
That's pretty much it lol

THREE THINGS YOU'RE AFRAID OF:
Illnesses
Can't really name another two

THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
Gray shirt
Sweatpants
Slippers

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
Work
Internets
Beer

THREE IMPORTANT OBJECTS:
Comp
Some medieval re-enactment shit (knife, sword, dagger, n shit)
Beer

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS/ ARTISTS:
Tři sestry
Chieftains
Planxty

THREE WAYS TO BE HAPPY:
Being with the one you love ( Jayylacine)
Friends
Beer

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS AT PRESENT:
Tři sestry - Pijánovka
I don't really care

THREE NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS:
Live alone (well, not completely, heh)
Start doing sports again
Lose some weight

THREE THINGS YOU REGRET:
My past, most of it
Things that I should've done, yet didn't
Things I should've not done, yet did

THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
A lot of none of your business
Physical con- none of your business
Beer

THREE IMPORTANT THINGS YOU'VE GIVEN TO THE WORLD:
Myself, of course
I'm kidding
I think

TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE:
I'm in a relationship I am really happy with
I don't drink beer daily
I need to pee right now

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX PARTNER(Or whatever sex or lack thereof):
Tits
Breasts
Personali- eh, tits.

THREE EMOTIONAL THINGS YOU LIKE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX(Or whatever sex or lack thereof):
Do tits count?
 Jayylacine
Also being female

THREE THINGS YOU JUST CAN'T DO:
Being serious
Refusing a pub session
Not playing music while I can

THREE THINGS YOU MISS FROM YOUR PAST:
Considering my past was quite of a mess... well, none
for the most important things from my past
are still present (gf, friends, beer)

THREE GIFTS YOU WOULD LIKE TO RECEIVE:
World peace
Cure for cancer
Title of Miss universe
Also lying.
I don't wish for material wealth - I can get it by myself
And well, receiving is nice, but you cannot rely on that

THREE REASONS WHY YOU ARE WHO YOU ARE:
I followed my dreams and my lucky stars and I believed in myself (yet I was surpassed by those who actually work hard to achieve their goals and so)
Beer

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
Music
Fencing
Beer

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
Well, only one person knows that
Also beer
Beer

THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:
Being filthy rich
Master of the Universe
Being a sloth

THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO FOR HOLIDAY:
Ireland
Scotland
Anywhere in the nature with mountains

THREE CARTOON CHARACTERS:
Hookfang (from HTTYD)
Some Czech cartoon stuff

THREE BOYS NAMES:
Bring me
More
Beer

THREE GIRLS NAMES:
Eva
Evica
Evička

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO:
Better
Faster
Stronger

Go check  Jayylacine, she will draw stuff for monies

It seems to me that all you need for a successful drawing here on FA is an animal dick.

Sick.

Anyone?

PS: won't draw porn or so

Anyone?

Not first come, first served, I will pick one or two (if there's more to pick from, that is).