"Gb'zemt molkor therot me-atemöt." - Naomi benet Hezex
_{"Unfortunately, we corpses do drop loot on death."}

I'm open to writing commissions at $5-10 a page (re: 700 words) depending on how much I like your idea. I'm as dead serious as a dead woman. I also provide tarot readings, invocations of temporal daemons, and séances.

The above text was copy-pasted from my profile, which the awareness of which I have given you now makes some sort of ambiguous artistic statement.

Please give me money to write words that make you horny. I promise they will only contain the minimal necessary quantity of secret mystical subliminally mind-controlling glyphs in the metadata.

Also, I promise I'm working on a followup to Dread, and the Fugitive Mind primarily about Thyme Saffron-Hare.