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Posted 15 years agoUnder one condition. If you make these, ya just gotta give me 1.
SO! it's 5:30am here, and I've been siting on an idea for the past year. I thought i would have enough to do this, but i don't think that is the case anymore.
Here's the idea. It is very simple:
www.anthrocon.org 's theme this year is prehistoric. I came up with a great idea to get EVERY fursuit into the theme.
step 1) cut a straight piece, of decent length (can make various sizes) of wire off of a coat hanger.
step 2) either A) buy cone shaped white colored or white painted foam, or B) carve carve the foam into cone-ish shapes.
step 3) use the end of the wire to poke an inch or 2 into the foam, sticking the foam cones on either end.
step 4) remove the wire from the foam, and pour superglue into the hole.
step 5) replace the wire, hold for the allowed time for the glue to dry, then wait a few to make sure it's really dry
step 6) curve wire gently to fit around the snout of a fursuit. the curve should pinch gently, but not crazy tight, enough to stay moderately in place (as much as you want joke saber-teeth to do so)
and there you have it: REMOVABLE FURSUIT SABER-TEETH!
if you think of an easy way to modify it to stay better, go for it, but yeah i think that will work :P
SO! it's 5:30am here, and I've been siting on an idea for the past year. I thought i would have enough to do this, but i don't think that is the case anymore.
Here's the idea. It is very simple:
www.anthrocon.org 's theme this year is prehistoric. I came up with a great idea to get EVERY fursuit into the theme.
step 1) cut a straight piece, of decent length (can make various sizes) of wire off of a coat hanger.
step 2) either A) buy cone shaped white colored or white painted foam, or B) carve carve the foam into cone-ish shapes.
step 3) use the end of the wire to poke an inch or 2 into the foam, sticking the foam cones on either end.
step 4) remove the wire from the foam, and pour superglue into the hole.
step 5) replace the wire, hold for the allowed time for the glue to dry, then wait a few to make sure it's really dry
step 6) curve wire gently to fit around the snout of a fursuit. the curve should pinch gently, but not crazy tight, enough to stay moderately in place (as much as you want joke saber-teeth to do so)
and there you have it: REMOVABLE FURSUIT SABER-TEETH!
if you think of an easy way to modify it to stay better, go for it, but yeah i think that will work :P
Last Night
Posted 15 years agoAs college comes to a close, bars spring up to capitalize on the free time of the students.
mostly it's crappy bands, playing at all collar popping bra bars that house the annoying frat kids, but last night was different.
a bar that has been dubbed the "granasty" had a stop day (the last day before finals week) semester end blackout rave. Usually these "raves" feature local dj's that plug in an ipod shuffle to a speaker and think they are all that. Note that raves, of all kinds, died out during the early to late 80's, and no rave now can be as freaking amazing as those raves then, but this one was actually bad ass.
Sure it was filled to the brim of college kids, and alot of ppl barely 18. most didn't know how to dance, or were just hippies with glow sticks. Some, as happens with every time you have bass beats, swung glowing objects attached to swings, and ultimately started to accidentally peg people in the head over and over. why do ppl feel compelled to swing objects in large crowds, i have no idea, but it amuses me when staff security and bouncers grab them out of the party and make them do that in an isolated corner.
1/4 dj's were bad, the other 3 were, well, off the hook. There were only 1 or 2 songs that I just had to step out side, though it wasn't cause the song was bad, it was just far too loud and there was alot of speaker screeching and high pitched treble as if he was trying to blow the windows out of the building. the one DJ that was bad just had a laptop connected to like a usb thing with some buttons and switches. He kept dropping tracks, skipping measures, and couldn't match a song for the life of him. I laughed cause the "real" dj's made him pack up his things and go away. The "real" dj's also had a laptop, but it was interconnected to actual turn tables, which made some really amazing sounds. There was even a point where this electric guitar guy started playing with the DJ, and he mixed the guy's playing with the music, pretty cool.
Samples i picked out of the air cause I'm a nerd:
nirvana,
the "whoo-hoo" song,
tetris theme
hot-chip
robbie D
There was abit of hip-hop in the beginning, but it wasn't bad, it was just heavy base and very dancy. The 3 djs did nothing that kills raves that 90% of dj's do that i don't like. That is to mix music that doesn't fit together, and mix a really energizing happy song with some really slow depressing song...wtf, i hate it when they do that, you'll watch the dance floor clear like some one killed a small woodland critter and the Disney princess cries and makes a scene.
Surprisingly there wasn't any eye candy. But how they compensated for that, was they had a large canvass and other local DJ's and artists air-brushed collaborated art onto it behind the people spinning.
The building was packed. There was no room on the dance-floor or the area leading to it. so many bodies, you just had room to jump in place, with an arm sticking out, and that was about it.
I'm still a little deafened from the base wall. still can't believe they had a base wall up, haven't seen one of those in real life before as a lot of "raves" just don't any more. But yeah, I needed a good time, and i got one :) now next stop, anthrocon...once i get this freaking check that's supposed to have come in last week :/ oh well.
mostly it's crappy bands, playing at all collar popping bra bars that house the annoying frat kids, but last night was different.
a bar that has been dubbed the "granasty" had a stop day (the last day before finals week) semester end blackout rave. Usually these "raves" feature local dj's that plug in an ipod shuffle to a speaker and think they are all that. Note that raves, of all kinds, died out during the early to late 80's, and no rave now can be as freaking amazing as those raves then, but this one was actually bad ass.
Sure it was filled to the brim of college kids, and alot of ppl barely 18. most didn't know how to dance, or were just hippies with glow sticks. Some, as happens with every time you have bass beats, swung glowing objects attached to swings, and ultimately started to accidentally peg people in the head over and over. why do ppl feel compelled to swing objects in large crowds, i have no idea, but it amuses me when staff security and bouncers grab them out of the party and make them do that in an isolated corner.
1/4 dj's were bad, the other 3 were, well, off the hook. There were only 1 or 2 songs that I just had to step out side, though it wasn't cause the song was bad, it was just far too loud and there was alot of speaker screeching and high pitched treble as if he was trying to blow the windows out of the building. the one DJ that was bad just had a laptop connected to like a usb thing with some buttons and switches. He kept dropping tracks, skipping measures, and couldn't match a song for the life of him. I laughed cause the "real" dj's made him pack up his things and go away. The "real" dj's also had a laptop, but it was interconnected to actual turn tables, which made some really amazing sounds. There was even a point where this electric guitar guy started playing with the DJ, and he mixed the guy's playing with the music, pretty cool.
Samples i picked out of the air cause I'm a nerd:
nirvana,
the "whoo-hoo" song,
tetris theme
hot-chip
robbie D
There was abit of hip-hop in the beginning, but it wasn't bad, it was just heavy base and very dancy. The 3 djs did nothing that kills raves that 90% of dj's do that i don't like. That is to mix music that doesn't fit together, and mix a really energizing happy song with some really slow depressing song...wtf, i hate it when they do that, you'll watch the dance floor clear like some one killed a small woodland critter and the Disney princess cries and makes a scene.
Surprisingly there wasn't any eye candy. But how they compensated for that, was they had a large canvass and other local DJ's and artists air-brushed collaborated art onto it behind the people spinning.
The building was packed. There was no room on the dance-floor or the area leading to it. so many bodies, you just had room to jump in place, with an arm sticking out, and that was about it.
I'm still a little deafened from the base wall. still can't believe they had a base wall up, haven't seen one of those in real life before as a lot of "raves" just don't any more. But yeah, I needed a good time, and i got one :) now next stop, anthrocon...once i get this freaking check that's supposed to have come in last week :/ oh well.
Moving On
Posted 15 years agoWell, everything but the monolith that is my computer, is going decently.
A part time job for extra money still evades me. :/
My grandmother bought me Monster Hunter 3 for the wii for my birthday, so i've been playing that. It's overly complicated on things that they don't tell you about, but In a way, I'm enjoying the complexity...Oh...and the SwitchAxe rules.
I have everything I need to paint my room.... Just waiting on the fuckers at my apartment complex to fix the Sheetrock so the paint doesn't get all messed up....well today's thursday, and they still haven't been by.
hmm...what else... OH I am going to be able to go to anthrocon ^.^ It's going to be a little tight, and now that I can't produce a little extra revenue with new DVD orders, I can't get a boost of income right before, but i think it will be ok overall.....
I guess that's it for now,
see ya.
A part time job for extra money still evades me. :/
My grandmother bought me Monster Hunter 3 for the wii for my birthday, so i've been playing that. It's overly complicated on things that they don't tell you about, but In a way, I'm enjoying the complexity...Oh...and the SwitchAxe rules.
I have everything I need to paint my room.... Just waiting on the fuckers at my apartment complex to fix the Sheetrock so the paint doesn't get all messed up....well today's thursday, and they still haven't been by.
hmm...what else... OH I am going to be able to go to anthrocon ^.^ It's going to be a little tight, and now that I can't produce a little extra revenue with new DVD orders, I can't get a boost of income right before, but i think it will be ok overall.....
I guess that's it for now,
see ya.
Progress if you can call it that...
Posted 15 years agoDisk boot Failure, insert system disk....
Windows xp disk, no change
motherboard install disk (that says it has a bios on it), no change...
so i'm at yet, another impasse.... but it's better then the previous nights.
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Fat Root Kernal
Windows xp disk, no change
motherboard install disk (that says it has a bios on it), no change...
so i'm at yet, another impasse.... but it's better then the previous nights.
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Fat Root Kernal
CRAP IN A HAT! I just can't catch a f'n BREAK!
Posted 15 years agoMy monster computer, is dead.
A windows update blew out all 4 gigs of my ram, OR, all 4 slots of ram holders on my mother board, I can't tell which.
I got my computer to the boot up bios set up page after 100 tryes of turning it on and staring at the Det Dram scrolling on my motherboard pip.
After getting it to recognize, I reset the bios.....and lost my bios flash.......but Luckily my motherboard reads usb keys, so was able to download the latest.... now..... well.... I'll take a picture of the only thing my computer boots too now. http://www.furaffinity.net/view/377...../#cid:28054840
WHAT REALLY SUCKS, is the fact that this was the computer that had my DVD burner installed *sigh* so there goes my Idea of sending them out. I have 2 regular DVD's burned, and 1 custom that i have to give out. Luckily I have 1 regular dvd, 1 dvd that needs a video, 1 custom dvd and a handful of short vids to put out. What I am going to do is send off the 2 regular DVD's and debate setting up some sorta special account for the videos or something... I don't know. *sigh*
son of a bitch.
A windows update blew out all 4 gigs of my ram, OR, all 4 slots of ram holders on my mother board, I can't tell which.
I got my computer to the boot up bios set up page after 100 tryes of turning it on and staring at the Det Dram scrolling on my motherboard pip.
After getting it to recognize, I reset the bios.....and lost my bios flash.......but Luckily my motherboard reads usb keys, so was able to download the latest.... now..... well.... I'll take a picture of the only thing my computer boots too now. http://www.furaffinity.net/view/377...../#cid:28054840
WHAT REALLY SUCKS, is the fact that this was the computer that had my DVD burner installed *sigh* so there goes my Idea of sending them out. I have 2 regular DVD's burned, and 1 custom that i have to give out. Luckily I have 1 regular dvd, 1 dvd that needs a video, 1 custom dvd and a handful of short vids to put out. What I am going to do is send off the 2 regular DVD's and debate setting up some sorta special account for the videos or something... I don't know. *sigh*
son of a bitch.
Up swing.
Posted 15 years agoSo taking some advice and thinking about it, i set my mouse to finish drying in a well lit area where the sun can hit it. Lord and behold, my awesome gaming mouse came alive a couple hours ago! WHOOO! but on the down side my computer is hemorrhaging like an Amsterdam prostitute.... so I may have to convert it from a 2 drive raid at 500g to a single drive 250g system. which bites but isn't the end of the world. I have pretty much everything i need backed up, so yay.
I have gained enough cash to go to AC, awesome. I hopefully will get the Census Job this week. And i'm finally going to get some paint finish doing my room and recording it. Computer set up maybe strange cause i don't think i can afford a desk and chair to fit the corner-space but i'll think of something until i can afford it with job.
Dvd 1.5 has taken a couple more steps to getting finished filming. And JUST finished editing the zeta video for www.zoofur.com, I hope they like it ^.^ Only problem I see in the video (warning me being hyper critical of myself) is that i have this very concentrated serious look on my face through most of it. Though it's me multitasking, focusing on how the toy feels, watching myself making sure my dying computer isn't lagging the video, and trying to make sure the camera stays on. lol but yeah. (See it here: http://www.xtube.com/play_re.php?v=.....myv&page=1 NOTE: If you get an error or it's not up, wait a few hours and try again. It can take some time to encode. Also I'm thinking of switching from xtube to yiffytube...so...i'll keep you posted how that goes...)
What else.... Hmm... Me and another fursuiting friend of mine, might be teaming up brains to produce some gothic/raver and goth/sissy clothing for the fur community.
My muzzle nose is alot better now, yay ointments and antibiotics.
Had a great idea for a FA user ID...hehe I'll just tell you, I have a certain style of "hat", and yes i'm going to put it on my fursuit head, lol.
Still got DVD's of version 1 to hock to people. I am backed up in orders, BUT I plan on getting everything to everyone THIS WEEK cause yeah, I feel crazy awful that it's been taking so long.
Aaaand I think that's it...
I have gained enough cash to go to AC, awesome. I hopefully will get the Census Job this week. And i'm finally going to get some paint finish doing my room and recording it. Computer set up maybe strange cause i don't think i can afford a desk and chair to fit the corner-space but i'll think of something until i can afford it with job.
Dvd 1.5 has taken a couple more steps to getting finished filming. And JUST finished editing the zeta video for www.zoofur.com, I hope they like it ^.^ Only problem I see in the video (warning me being hyper critical of myself) is that i have this very concentrated serious look on my face through most of it. Though it's me multitasking, focusing on how the toy feels, watching myself making sure my dying computer isn't lagging the video, and trying to make sure the camera stays on. lol but yeah. (See it here: http://www.xtube.com/play_re.php?v=.....myv&page=1 NOTE: If you get an error or it's not up, wait a few hours and try again. It can take some time to encode. Also I'm thinking of switching from xtube to yiffytube...so...i'll keep you posted how that goes...)
What else.... Hmm... Me and another fursuiting friend of mine, might be teaming up brains to produce some gothic/raver and goth/sissy clothing for the fur community.
My muzzle nose is alot better now, yay ointments and antibiotics.
Had a great idea for a FA user ID...hehe I'll just tell you, I have a certain style of "hat", and yes i'm going to put it on my fursuit head, lol.
Still got DVD's of version 1 to hock to people. I am backed up in orders, BUT I plan on getting everything to everyone THIS WEEK cause yeah, I feel crazy awful that it's been taking so long.
Aaaand I think that's it...
er...yeah... the follow up
Posted 15 years agoSo here's what's going down.
they "fixed" the roof again... but won't be back to fix my inside Sheetrock ceiling till next week, yay.
using medication that makes it easy to sunburn, hurray.
My ipod works, fuck yeah.
my mouse....not so much :( my awesome gaming mouse that retails $60 that i got free with my cpu, no longer works from the drips of doom from the hole in my ceiling last night. awesome.
My keyboard, needs abit of a clean on it's keys from the ceiling gunk, but works just as good as ever. boosh.
So.... yeah. when i get some money, im going to go to walmart and look at the cheapest mouse they carry. :( gonna miss my lazer super fast one :/, huzzah.
they "fixed" the roof again... but won't be back to fix my inside Sheetrock ceiling till next week, yay.
using medication that makes it easy to sunburn, hurray.
My ipod works, fuck yeah.
my mouse....not so much :( my awesome gaming mouse that retails $60 that i got free with my cpu, no longer works from the drips of doom from the hole in my ceiling last night. awesome.
My keyboard, needs abit of a clean on it's keys from the ceiling gunk, but works just as good as ever. boosh.
So.... yeah. when i get some money, im going to go to walmart and look at the cheapest mouse they carry. :( gonna miss my lazer super fast one :/, huzzah.
today...silver lining in the pile of poo
Posted 15 years agoOk...
So today started out with face pain. I take alot of medical things in terms of terminology from my mother... especially about pain.
she says "on a scale of 1-10 with 1 being no pain and 10 being most excruciating, how much does it hurt?"
What I have been experiencing was about a 7 in the front of my snout. I had a migraine the night before my birthday, and allergy season is in full swing so I first thought a combo of stress + sinus pressure.
NOPE, I'm wrong. turns out, it's a boil, on the INSIDE OF MY NOSTRIL, spurred from an ingrown nose hair. AWESOME. though it did prevent me from finishing my film quota. I'm 1 video away, then editing, then processing, then dvd's and posting. I'm going to use some of the footage for my dvd 1.5 too cause yeah, it looks good.
Silver lining time. Last month, i lost my ipod touch. I had gotten it for free literally the day they came out, it is now obsolete in the fact that apple no longer supports upgrades for it, but i still love the fact that it picks up wifi like a beast in heat looking for the next enticing scent to peak it's interest. Well, when picking up the ointment for the boil, i offhandedly put the medication in a hidden side pocket within my winter back pack, that i happen to wear today due to the downpour of rain. So luck upon luck, i had found the 1 hidden pocket that happens to have contained the energy tombstone that was my mini-monolith of the black silhouette of my ipod touch.
and back down. so remember when i said there was a downpour? yeah, roof leak, my room, right on top of my mouse and a little on my keyboard.... now it's all encrusted with this yellowish ceiling rotting Sheetrock gunkyness. *sigh* so i had to work my tail off all night moving all the crap out of my room downstairs so they can work on the roof tomorrow morning.
funny thing, they made a big deal about working on the roofs a few months ago....well...the leak happens AFTER they "fix" the roofs....AWESOME.
soooo that's everything.
still my birthday month though, so i am optimistic ^.^
So today started out with face pain. I take alot of medical things in terms of terminology from my mother... especially about pain.
she says "on a scale of 1-10 with 1 being no pain and 10 being most excruciating, how much does it hurt?"
What I have been experiencing was about a 7 in the front of my snout. I had a migraine the night before my birthday, and allergy season is in full swing so I first thought a combo of stress + sinus pressure.
NOPE, I'm wrong. turns out, it's a boil, on the INSIDE OF MY NOSTRIL, spurred from an ingrown nose hair. AWESOME. though it did prevent me from finishing my film quota. I'm 1 video away, then editing, then processing, then dvd's and posting. I'm going to use some of the footage for my dvd 1.5 too cause yeah, it looks good.
Silver lining time. Last month, i lost my ipod touch. I had gotten it for free literally the day they came out, it is now obsolete in the fact that apple no longer supports upgrades for it, but i still love the fact that it picks up wifi like a beast in heat looking for the next enticing scent to peak it's interest. Well, when picking up the ointment for the boil, i offhandedly put the medication in a hidden side pocket within my winter back pack, that i happen to wear today due to the downpour of rain. So luck upon luck, i had found the 1 hidden pocket that happens to have contained the energy tombstone that was my mini-monolith of the black silhouette of my ipod touch.
and back down. so remember when i said there was a downpour? yeah, roof leak, my room, right on top of my mouse and a little on my keyboard.... now it's all encrusted with this yellowish ceiling rotting Sheetrock gunkyness. *sigh* so i had to work my tail off all night moving all the crap out of my room downstairs so they can work on the roof tomorrow morning.
funny thing, they made a big deal about working on the roofs a few months ago....well...the leak happens AFTER they "fix" the roofs....AWESOME.
soooo that's everything.
still my birthday month though, so i am optimistic ^.^
Birthday Day
Posted 15 years agoSo yes,
I had a rather laid back birthday weekend/day.
Saturday a few friends of mine came up and we went to see kick ass.
On the 18th I hung out with my buddy cien for abit, then retired into my house to play the Arkahm horror board game with all, like 9 expansions attached.
We ended up calling it a draw.
but yeah, a laid back birthday :)
I had a rather laid back birthday weekend/day.
Saturday a few friends of mine came up and we went to see kick ass.
On the 18th I hung out with my buddy cien for abit, then retired into my house to play the Arkahm horror board game with all, like 9 expansions attached.
We ended up calling it a draw.
but yeah, a laid back birthday :)
Things and such
Posted 15 years agoso yeah, things are just going forwards here and there.
Still looking for a job. I'm at the top of the U.S. Census search, so when they hire in this area again, I'll be in the first group to be selected :/ but that won't be till the end of the month so...yeah.. I guess i keep looking :(
I'm planning to be at AC, i have reg and I have a room. The only things i don't have are monetary *sigh* food, plane ticket, shuttle between hotel and airport, and room fair :/
Filming for my backlogged DVD's is going slowly. I plan on doing some more tonight when my house isn't 900 degrees. With that thought, DVD 1.5 is still in planning stages, as well as my videos for zeta toys.
...what else...
oh, birthday in 4 days, yay....that's pretty much about it.
Still looking for a job. I'm at the top of the U.S. Census search, so when they hire in this area again, I'll be in the first group to be selected :/ but that won't be till the end of the month so...yeah.. I guess i keep looking :(
I'm planning to be at AC, i have reg and I have a room. The only things i don't have are monetary *sigh* food, plane ticket, shuttle between hotel and airport, and room fair :/
Filming for my backlogged DVD's is going slowly. I plan on doing some more tonight when my house isn't 900 degrees. With that thought, DVD 1.5 is still in planning stages, as well as my videos for zeta toys.
...what else...
oh, birthday in 4 days, yay....that's pretty much about it.
slowly but surely whoring myself out in more ways then one.
Posted 15 years agoSo while i'm doing lots of stuff O.o i'm entering a contest. It's simple. you get points for ppl clicking this link: http://social.bioware.com/brc/1004016
then from there you get tokens per person who clicks. you bid tokens on prize auctions, winner takes item. yay...though everything's going for high bids in the 10k's of tokens so yeah...ouch.
things going on:
About to start filming some amazing stuff. 2 will be posted on xtube, the rest is private.
about 3 DVD's need to go out. 1 is made, 2 have extra videos that i'm either making or re-working cause the first attempt i wasn't happy with.
PARTY! It's my mate's Birthday Party! and everyone is dressing up as bad suppervillains like what you see in doctor horrible's sing along blog with NPH.
My villain, The Bamboozling Booze Hound.
and yeah....that's pretty much what's going on...
then from there you get tokens per person who clicks. you bid tokens on prize auctions, winner takes item. yay...though everything's going for high bids in the 10k's of tokens so yeah...ouch.
things going on:
About to start filming some amazing stuff. 2 will be posted on xtube, the rest is private.
about 3 DVD's need to go out. 1 is made, 2 have extra videos that i'm either making or re-working cause the first attempt i wasn't happy with.
PARTY! It's my mate's Birthday Party! and everyone is dressing up as bad suppervillains like what you see in doctor horrible's sing along blog with NPH.
My villain, The Bamboozling Booze Hound.
and yeah....that's pretty much what's going on...
some data and a little bit of news ^.^
Posted 15 years agoIf it's one thing me and my grandmother share, it's the outlook on our birthidays. We don't have birthday "days" we have birthday months. Celebrating the entire month rather then just one measly day. Yay April!
I can leave the hardships of march to enter the awesome time that is april! for those of you curious, my actual birthday is on the 18th of this month.
for right now, that is all.
I can leave the hardships of march to enter the awesome time that is april! for those of you curious, my actual birthday is on the 18th of this month.
for right now, that is all.
Healing and Realizations.
Posted 15 years agopart one:
My face is healing fine. the swelling in one side is way down, and the pain is pretty much gone. I'm still bruised like crazy around my chin and the lower left half of my lip is still crazy numb, but they said that will go away in time.
still not moving on my dvd's or art or anything until I'm completely better and not medicated lol.
part two:
I had an interesting experience on Sunday. I went to a gay bar in Topeka called "The Tool Shed" because a friend of ours (ours being me and my roommates) named Kia was apart of a drag show and we wanted to go watch and support and all that fun. Note: I was sort of dreading this event for a couple of weeks, because my past experiences with drag queens were not really in person. (I only know a couple, cat and horse, and they are both awesomes, though i'm not sure if they classify as drag queens or not, i think so, but I'm not sure and i don't want to offend.) My past knowledge of drag queens only came from awful horror movies that my Roommate would have me watch. "The are inspirational Gay flicks" he said as the movies were nothing but horror stories about superficial and shallow gay people, and the drag queens were incredibly mean and scary...although, i will admit, it was fun seeing Patrick Stewart in a pink barret... Anyways, what i'm saying is, I was assuming that drag queens were, well, for lack of better metaphorical description, 4chan trolls.
I think it helped, when i went into the bar, got my captain Morgan and coke, which i kept trying to order a captain Jack Harkness and coke, and the first drag queen was not a drag queen, but a drag KING (I also did not know that term existed until much later in the night.) I think their stage name was something like Jason LicksA'lot'oPuss. It was this Elvis impersonating drag queen that made me realize O.o wholly shit, fursuiting without fursuits! Granted there was a lot less pantomiming and more bad lip syncing in the show, but really, with all the costume changes, glitter, hair, and what not, it's pretty much the same as fursuitings (well, it definitely was just as campy/corny in some bits...especially with one of the name "McNasty" lol.) On top of everything, some were quite pretty. Kia was gorgeous as always, and everyone seemed to have a very great time. I kept getting pulled into the dance floor with lesbians, possibly straight girls, and a few gay guys. I also danced by my self to a couple songs, just cause.....well come on, there was a techno remix of "what is love" as well as daft punk's "technologic" and no one was dancing, I was all "What the fuck is wrong with you people, you'll dance to 'solga boy' but not daft punk, gotta be freaking killing me!" Also threw in some Dublin step into my usual "flow" so that was interesting. Got my face rubbed into a drag queen's boobs and crotch, and Kia gave me a mid-song lap dance, that was fun. And between me and Stephine we were drag queen/king magnets, lol. And oh my god, so many people just couldn't keep their hands off my tail, reminded me why I used to wear it so much. I had forgotten my motto in high school "why the tail? It guarantees that everyone looks at my ass. (and makes some compelled to pet/play with it, lol)"
So yeah, that's fuzzyroo's adventures of the Tool Shed. I had such a great time!
My face is healing fine. the swelling in one side is way down, and the pain is pretty much gone. I'm still bruised like crazy around my chin and the lower left half of my lip is still crazy numb, but they said that will go away in time.
still not moving on my dvd's or art or anything until I'm completely better and not medicated lol.
part two:
I had an interesting experience on Sunday. I went to a gay bar in Topeka called "The Tool Shed" because a friend of ours (ours being me and my roommates) named Kia was apart of a drag show and we wanted to go watch and support and all that fun. Note: I was sort of dreading this event for a couple of weeks, because my past experiences with drag queens were not really in person. (I only know a couple, cat and horse, and they are both awesomes, though i'm not sure if they classify as drag queens or not, i think so, but I'm not sure and i don't want to offend.) My past knowledge of drag queens only came from awful horror movies that my Roommate would have me watch. "The are inspirational Gay flicks" he said as the movies were nothing but horror stories about superficial and shallow gay people, and the drag queens were incredibly mean and scary...although, i will admit, it was fun seeing Patrick Stewart in a pink barret... Anyways, what i'm saying is, I was assuming that drag queens were, well, for lack of better metaphorical description, 4chan trolls.
I think it helped, when i went into the bar, got my captain Morgan and coke, which i kept trying to order a captain Jack Harkness and coke, and the first drag queen was not a drag queen, but a drag KING (I also did not know that term existed until much later in the night.) I think their stage name was something like Jason LicksA'lot'oPuss. It was this Elvis impersonating drag queen that made me realize O.o wholly shit, fursuiting without fursuits! Granted there was a lot less pantomiming and more bad lip syncing in the show, but really, with all the costume changes, glitter, hair, and what not, it's pretty much the same as fursuitings (well, it definitely was just as campy/corny in some bits...especially with one of the name "McNasty" lol.) On top of everything, some were quite pretty. Kia was gorgeous as always, and everyone seemed to have a very great time. I kept getting pulled into the dance floor with lesbians, possibly straight girls, and a few gay guys. I also danced by my self to a couple songs, just cause.....well come on, there was a techno remix of "what is love" as well as daft punk's "technologic" and no one was dancing, I was all "What the fuck is wrong with you people, you'll dance to 'solga boy' but not daft punk, gotta be freaking killing me!" Also threw in some Dublin step into my usual "flow" so that was interesting. Got my face rubbed into a drag queen's boobs and crotch, and Kia gave me a mid-song lap dance, that was fun. And between me and Stephine we were drag queen/king magnets, lol. And oh my god, so many people just couldn't keep their hands off my tail, reminded me why I used to wear it so much. I had forgotten my motto in high school "why the tail? It guarantees that everyone looks at my ass. (and makes some compelled to pet/play with it, lol)"
So yeah, that's fuzzyroo's adventures of the Tool Shed. I had such a great time!
Back...o.o...yeah, i'm sure, back...
Posted 15 years agoWell that sucked.
I had my wisdom teeth out Monday,
was on a liquid only diet until Tuesday,
ate solids on Wednesday,
still crazy swollen Thursday,
went back to the dentist today to see if they knew something i didn't about the swelling, and turns out I had a dry socket....
Got seaweed jammed into the cavity...it burns, it tastes bad, and it smells bad, hurray, but they say by Saturday I should be feeling a lot better..
so yeah, roo muzzle is full of pain :/ total suckfest.
I was at my folk's place the entire time recovering, and there was no Internets at all! I was going through some pretty heavy withdrawal symptoms, i tell ya!
But yeah, I'm home this weekend, and I'm hoping the swelling goes down more, cause once it does, I'm so crazy pent up XD, that and i got lots of DVD's i owe people that have been waiting patiently through me being sick and now dental work to get them, sorry 'bout that.
and yeah, that's pretty much what's down.
I had my wisdom teeth out Monday,
was on a liquid only diet until Tuesday,
ate solids on Wednesday,
still crazy swollen Thursday,
went back to the dentist today to see if they knew something i didn't about the swelling, and turns out I had a dry socket....
Got seaweed jammed into the cavity...it burns, it tastes bad, and it smells bad, hurray, but they say by Saturday I should be feeling a lot better..
so yeah, roo muzzle is full of pain :/ total suckfest.
I was at my folk's place the entire time recovering, and there was no Internets at all! I was going through some pretty heavy withdrawal symptoms, i tell ya!
But yeah, I'm home this weekend, and I'm hoping the swelling goes down more, cause once it does, I'm so crazy pent up XD, that and i got lots of DVD's i owe people that have been waiting patiently through me being sick and now dental work to get them, sorry 'bout that.
and yeah, that's pretty much what's down.
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Posted 15 years agoalright, almost up to full steam.
Tomarrow morning i have dental surgery (wisdom teeth) so i'm gonna be out till tuesday recovering. But after that it's SpRiNg BrEaK! hooorah! lots of time to do nothing but work on my super backlogged orders O.o
Tomarrow morning i have dental surgery (wisdom teeth) so i'm gonna be out till tuesday recovering. But after that it's SpRiNg BrEaK! hooorah! lots of time to do nothing but work on my super backlogged orders O.o
Gather round children it's time for a fuzzyroo U-U-UPDATE!
Posted 15 years agoThat's right!
updated updated stuffs!
I'm now 100% out of my nastyness! whooooooo hooo! and the creative juices are flowing once again after i scraped the downwards going gunk and crud off of the copper piping that is my brain o.o (deep, i know).
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN!?! You might ask!
Well, here's a few things:
MOVIES! That's right! Now...sadly i no longer have a viable adult suit :/ if you've been following ya know why. HOWEVER that won't stop me from making sissy and puppyslave videos ^.^ as well as just naked time lol.
With this, I'd like to announce the budding of a glorious transition in 2 parts.
Part 1: MY ROOOOOOOOOM! OvEr SpRiNg BrEaK i'm going to paint my room, and add a large curtain over my closet (cause it gots no doors) which will finalize a backdrop for my future movies of all kinds :) hehe. you'll have to see how i'm going to do it cause it's going to be simple, yet very artistic. A design element i'm going to use I'm sorta semi copying from what I remember from
slug's place ^.^ cause it was awesome.
Part 2: I have a sponsor o.o yups, das right, i has a sponsors O.o who would have thought! "Why fuzzy, who be this mysterious sponsor?" you might ask, hehe it's an awesome sponsor. ZETAPAWS! hehe awww yeah, that's right *dances* I now get to promote their wonderful toys including their new wonderfully textured silicone line ^.^ This is a new thing, and both parties (zeta and me) are still feeling around the details so things might be a little confusing at first, but in time, this is going to be a glorious partnership. ALSO what i'm hoping, is that maybe I might be able to review toys and maybe answer customer questions ^.^ hehe, glorious, and as George Takei would say "OH-MY!"
and saw an interesting but silly movie that's not what it appears to be.
midgets vs mascots. This is not a movie you want to see if:
a) your wanting a documentary
b) racially sensitive
c) have no sense of humor
d) can't laugh at one self
e) take things with a grain of salt
f) an easily offended furry
g) expecting something not horrifying
for all other things, the movie is pretty funny. There are parts that go a little too far... but it's basically, a movie phony plot + jackass the movie. It's got nasty things, it's got beat downs, and it's got funny bits. It has a kinda bitter sweet overall moral. And the biggest surprise is that Jason Mewes is in it (other stars like Garry Coleman are there too *face palms* oh god! "15 DOLLARS LITTLE MAN, PUT THAT SHIT IN MY HAND, IF YOU DON'T YOU OWE ME OH-WE-OH-WEOH!).
Overall I liked it, but damn, it's wrong. I was offended at first when they mention furries..but it's not so bad as it's just a side mention, not a major point of the story, and the biggest thing, the movie isn't serious at all... it takes jabs at pretty much everyone.
updated updated stuffs!
I'm now 100% out of my nastyness! whooooooo hooo! and the creative juices are flowing once again after i scraped the downwards going gunk and crud off of the copper piping that is my brain o.o (deep, i know).
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN!?! You might ask!
Well, here's a few things:
MOVIES! That's right! Now...sadly i no longer have a viable adult suit :/ if you've been following ya know why. HOWEVER that won't stop me from making sissy and puppyslave videos ^.^ as well as just naked time lol.
With this, I'd like to announce the budding of a glorious transition in 2 parts.
Part 1: MY ROOOOOOOOOM! OvEr SpRiNg BrEaK i'm going to paint my room, and add a large curtain over my closet (cause it gots no doors) which will finalize a backdrop for my future movies of all kinds :) hehe. you'll have to see how i'm going to do it cause it's going to be simple, yet very artistic. A design element i'm going to use I'm sorta semi copying from what I remember from
slug's place ^.^ cause it was awesome.Part 2: I have a sponsor o.o yups, das right, i has a sponsors O.o who would have thought! "Why fuzzy, who be this mysterious sponsor?" you might ask, hehe it's an awesome sponsor. ZETAPAWS! hehe awww yeah, that's right *dances* I now get to promote their wonderful toys including their new wonderfully textured silicone line ^.^ This is a new thing, and both parties (zeta and me) are still feeling around the details so things might be a little confusing at first, but in time, this is going to be a glorious partnership. ALSO what i'm hoping, is that maybe I might be able to review toys and maybe answer customer questions ^.^ hehe, glorious, and as George Takei would say "OH-MY!"
and saw an interesting but silly movie that's not what it appears to be.
midgets vs mascots. This is not a movie you want to see if:
a) your wanting a documentary
b) racially sensitive
c) have no sense of humor
d) can't laugh at one self
e) take things with a grain of salt
f) an easily offended furry
g) expecting something not horrifying
for all other things, the movie is pretty funny. There are parts that go a little too far... but it's basically, a movie phony plot + jackass the movie. It's got nasty things, it's got beat downs, and it's got funny bits. It has a kinda bitter sweet overall moral. And the biggest surprise is that Jason Mewes is in it (other stars like Garry Coleman are there too *face palms* oh god! "15 DOLLARS LITTLE MAN, PUT THAT SHIT IN MY HAND, IF YOU DON'T YOU OWE ME OH-WE-OH-WEOH!).
Overall I liked it, but damn, it's wrong. I was offended at first when they mention furries..but it's not so bad as it's just a side mention, not a major point of the story, and the biggest thing, the movie isn't serious at all... it takes jabs at pretty much everyone.
Something I want to learn
Posted 15 years agoI REALLY want to learn how to do the funderwhacking dance.
I can't find any steps anywhere, yet, but hopefully soon, some will show up.
I can't find any steps anywhere, yet, but hopefully soon, some will show up.
L7 had a song like this...
Posted 15 years agoso once again i slept 16 hours like I was dead, shaking off the last of my symptoms. I have a headach right now, so i'm not exacctly sure if i'm at 100% again or not. Gah, do i hope i am! The headach is from over sleeping and the inability to munch food while i'm doing so, DAMN YOU PHYSICS!
Sooooo i need to swish a shower around myself and pocure some foodstuffs soon....though it's kinda hard since it's about 3am...er 3:30am....
I saw a very delightful movie on saturday. It blue away all my preformulated notions about points that would make it too cheesy or aweful, and was glorious and wonderful! In other words I was delighted. I only had 2 very nit picking problems....VERY...nit picky problems.
1) A character was literally ripped out of the prince Caspian movie, which made me sad that they couldn't have been bothered to have gone for something more original when they had the total license to do so.
2) If you are going to make a movie where a sword is one of the key focuses, you need to make sure of a few things. These things are:
a) It needs to be a sword. that is, a handle, and a pointy end.
b) The sword shouldn't be bent like a novelty Halloween plastic pirate sword, and if the sword is bent, it should be bent towards the sharp end.
c) Jewels are fine in swords, as long as they look forged in, and not hot glued on.
d) If you have X budget for movie, and the sword itself is a primary plot point, you might want to leave a little budget aside to get one made or ordered from a place that sells them. Your corner store 7-11 is not one of these places.
Other then those 2 things, the movie is fan freaking TASTIC. It was pretty creepy in spots, a particular actor made a WONDERFUL particular character, I'm going to definitely make a Halloween costume out of a not so important character. And it followed the book as well as a semi-lengthy movie can.
and that's what i gotsta say on the matter :)
Sooooo i need to swish a shower around myself and pocure some foodstuffs soon....though it's kinda hard since it's about 3am...er 3:30am....
I saw a very delightful movie on saturday. It blue away all my preformulated notions about points that would make it too cheesy or aweful, and was glorious and wonderful! In other words I was delighted. I only had 2 very nit picking problems....VERY...nit picky problems.
1) A character was literally ripped out of the prince Caspian movie, which made me sad that they couldn't have been bothered to have gone for something more original when they had the total license to do so.
2) If you are going to make a movie where a sword is one of the key focuses, you need to make sure of a few things. These things are:
a) It needs to be a sword. that is, a handle, and a pointy end.
b) The sword shouldn't be bent like a novelty Halloween plastic pirate sword, and if the sword is bent, it should be bent towards the sharp end.
c) Jewels are fine in swords, as long as they look forged in, and not hot glued on.
d) If you have X budget for movie, and the sword itself is a primary plot point, you might want to leave a little budget aside to get one made or ordered from a place that sells them. Your corner store 7-11 is not one of these places.
Other then those 2 things, the movie is fan freaking TASTIC. It was pretty creepy in spots, a particular actor made a WONDERFUL particular character, I'm going to definitely make a Halloween costume out of a not so important character. And it followed the book as well as a semi-lengthy movie can.
and that's what i gotsta say on the matter :)
Road to recovery.
Posted 15 years agoSo yes, i'm slowly getting better.
Right now my situation is this: I don't "feel" sick persay, but i'm still coughing alot, so i think my body is trying it's best to purge my lungs of ickyness (yummy, i know :/).
So yes, as soon as the cough goes, I can start work on the pile of videos and DVD's i owe ppl O.o
Sorry if you've been waiting, it's just going to be a short while now, and i'll soon send stuff your way. Yay.
Right now my situation is this: I don't "feel" sick persay, but i'm still coughing alot, so i think my body is trying it's best to purge my lungs of ickyness (yummy, i know :/).
So yes, as soon as the cough goes, I can start work on the pile of videos and DVD's i owe ppl O.o
Sorry if you've been waiting, it's just going to be a short while now, and i'll soon send stuff your way. Yay.
Being sick i've been....
Posted 15 years agoHanging around SL more and more :/
And i've come to realize the same thing i realize when I play SL, nobody builds good kangaroo avatars :/
The few that are around area always slapped together, or extremely old and obsolete. Some/most look nothing like a kangaroo.
I wish there was a kangaroo, that was scripted, sculpted, had it's own hud, moving muzzle, expresionable face, and other things that come standard on most av's of today.
Some people might say "pay for one custom" and i'll turn around saying "I'm not going to play 200USD for something other people are currently picking up for 1000L or rather 5USD, it just doesn't balance out that way." So i'm stuck with the option of waiting and hoping that kangaroo's in sl, might get some much needed TLC.
And i've come to realize the same thing i realize when I play SL, nobody builds good kangaroo avatars :/
The few that are around area always slapped together, or extremely old and obsolete. Some/most look nothing like a kangaroo.
I wish there was a kangaroo, that was scripted, sculpted, had it's own hud, moving muzzle, expresionable face, and other things that come standard on most av's of today.
Some people might say "pay for one custom" and i'll turn around saying "I'm not going to play 200USD for something other people are currently picking up for 1000L or rather 5USD, it just doesn't balance out that way." So i'm stuck with the option of waiting and hoping that kangaroo's in sl, might get some much needed TLC.
BLARGLE! I'm tired of being sick :/ I think my cold evolved
Posted 15 years agoSo yeah, i think my cold jumped into my lungs and now i gots bronchitis. So i'm giong to set up an appointment tomorrow with my student physician :/ See if we can't get this crap cleaned up and fast. I've been sick for 3 weeks now and i'm done with this shit.
Sorry to everyone waiting of dvds, and vids and such, havn't really been able to leave the house much :( but i'm hoping to be feeling better by atleast the end of this week -.-
Sorry to everyone waiting of dvds, and vids and such, havn't really been able to leave the house much :( but i'm hoping to be feeling better by atleast the end of this week -.-
Productivly sick
Posted 15 years agoSo, as i had slept 16 hours, my body wanted to stay up all night Saturday and well into Sunday. The down side of this is that my sleep schedule is all janked up.
The upside is was entertaining as a friend of mine had left his ps3 copy of Dante's inferno at my house. So i stayed up all night (cause i planed to stay up till 9pm Sunday to try and redo my sleep schedule.) and well, beat it. Wasn't my intention to completely beat the game, but there it was.
I also thought that this was a good time to look at reviewing my first game as well and thought that I'd do a short journal blip on it and see what people think before i go all out, drawing plans and looking for some sorta hosting blog to fully launch N00basurous-rex.
I had my doubts about Dante's Infero from the moment I heard about it's release to even seeing it on my coffee table, left and discarded like a forgotten container of molding fridge leftovers. If i had any other game to play that demanded my attention i would have left it there. However, the moment i put it in and finished installing it into ps3 and the title screen flashed on, I decided to get it a full fighting chance. I was very glad i did that. It had a slightly rocky start, I will admit. It was difficult to replay the demo area (which is the first area of the game) so replay value of the actual story, I could tell, would be low, as it is an extremely linear game. The game play is, not like, is god of war. It's pretty much a copy pasta. You have your swinging weapon (sword chain nun-chucks have turned into a chain scythe), some magic attack and quick time event enemies. However, the major and only thing that begged and led me to continue the game was how close it seemed to follow the divine comedy. I have only read snippets of the divine comedy, and one of my favorite areas was only passed in a near mention, but overall, it had a glorious feel for the overall epic poem. There were the correct levels of imagery, some even making my own jaded sensibility feel perturbed and disgusted (like several baby encounters *shudders*). The Levels were beautifully designed, even though one or two were more like a brief stroll in a very ugly park, rather then a full level.
I only had a couple of parts in the game that i didn't feel was a very good design. One was where there was an entire area that should have been a 2nd mini game from the title screen rather than an in-game level boss-less encounter. And what sucks is that some of it was the coolest part in the divine comedy, and that was the 8th level of hell, with the thieves, they lires, the politicians, and all the other crimes of false pretenses.. or rather the sin of fraud. In the divine comedy, this ring is a long trench, separated in to about 8 or 9 rooms where the various types of frauders are punished via their crimes, such as seduction, or passing off as a religious leader for their own twisted reasons and such. *spoiler is here, sorry* but what it was in the game, were about 8 time trials, having nothing to do with the sins. There was only a slight nod to the divine comedy as they have a statue and a slight one to two sentence introduction of each room, and then you start a time trial that has no real connection to the room such as "defeat x amount of usual bad-guys without blocking, or stay in the air for 8 seconds, or here's a human, don't let the monster reach him." I was really, really disappointed in that... Thankfully the entire game wasn't like that, cause by the end of those, i was almost ready to put my controller down and do something else.
A game breaker for most gamers did sorta semi happen. The last boss was a little bit of a pushover. However, he did have 3-4 stages of fighting which was entertaining. He looked AWESOME, one of the best of his kind since Tim Curry and the guy from the ill fated show reaper. And the 2-4 cinema scenes with him during that last boss fight are spectacular.
I wish the game had a few more fully rendered cinema scenes as they seem to have ignored those and opted for short 2d cartoons...which were fine, just some more 3d beautiful cinema bits would have really kicked it off to be one of those movie as you play sorta games. The content was delicious, and very satisfying. The bosses, like in god of war, were both epic to see, epic to fight, and epic to quick time event kill. A personal problem i had, were the PS3 quick time events. I hate the button names of the PS. I've always hated square, x triangle circle. So i found my Dante being batted away like an annoying fly a lot of times, resulting with me cussing at the screen and having to look down at my controller. I'm sorry, I'm an Xbox roo. The buttons were lettered on the dream cast, and that's what I'm most comfortable with. So the quick times were frustrating at times, but not impossible once i memorized the sequence. Thankfully there wasn't anything where you missed one button and the game ended....I would have microwaved the disk at that point.
One last snipit before i give my numerical score card, Dante himself. I didn't understand his costume change. I understand he was a crusader, that part i got. I didn't understand why he was suddenly shirtless, and why he thought it was proper to sew the cross from his crusader armored shirt into his actual chest like a cheep tuxedo t-shirt tattoo. They never once mentioned an explanation for the change. You see him in a forest in the game trailer, sewing it into his chest, but they never say "why". I guess sewing mathematical symbols into ones flesh was a common practice in the crusades, who would have thought?
alright, number time, children! 7
That's right, a solid 7. It's a great game, that everyone should play at least once. Rent it, buy it, or steal it from a friend, the knowledge of the divine comedy will only make you that much a better educated person. The game mechanics are ripped from god of war, and it has a few minor grievances, but I do feel it raises the bar on nudity and gore, and that they did a very good job in making it incredibly realistic. (that is, the boobs are not anime bouncing out of control jumbles, but rather supple naturally hanging artistic-ness that one would find in a live drawing art class...except....for some...that are...well...absolutely hideous.....yeah.) And the nudity isn't completely a one sided gendered fight either. If you look closely, and angle yourself just right *spoiler here* that is, eclipsing yourself from a large and bright explosion with the devil, he has a cock and balls under all that fur.....and man...he's hung...though I've always been attracted to the whole minotaur look *sly grins*. Also, you can see Dante's penis if your looking for it during certain cinema scenes.
But yes, 7. 7 is an overall good play. The story is good, and picks up what the game play lacks (like creativity in this case). And the game was really rather short. The shortness was made up for, once again, but the amazing story telling, so even though you knew your objective, and there were not many major hidden plot twists, it definitely keeps you going with that one last glimmer of hope that a destination place is what you look to achieve. The leveling system is...a little wonky that they sorta fixed with the download xp packages, which granted i cocked an eyebrow at at first, but then agreed with seeing how hard it was to gain xp to do anything in the game. The cross attack was awesome, saved my flesh a couple of times by just filling the screen with white addition symbols. This monster + this monster + this monster = DIVIDE BY ZERO ERROR!
So yes, 7. Everyone should play, story is great, nudity and gore is a whole new level, decent mechanics even though we've seen them before, AND RODIN'S GATES OF HELL o.O that's what caught my attention in the demo. Anyone familiar with art history, this is a game to play, just for that. So yeah, that's the N00basaurus take on Dante's Inferno for the ps3. Oh, and don't let your kids play it...the lust demon might scare them off women for ever...
The upside is was entertaining as a friend of mine had left his ps3 copy of Dante's inferno at my house. So i stayed up all night (cause i planed to stay up till 9pm Sunday to try and redo my sleep schedule.) and well, beat it. Wasn't my intention to completely beat the game, but there it was.
I also thought that this was a good time to look at reviewing my first game as well and thought that I'd do a short journal blip on it and see what people think before i go all out, drawing plans and looking for some sorta hosting blog to fully launch N00basurous-rex.
I had my doubts about Dante's Infero from the moment I heard about it's release to even seeing it on my coffee table, left and discarded like a forgotten container of molding fridge leftovers. If i had any other game to play that demanded my attention i would have left it there. However, the moment i put it in and finished installing it into ps3 and the title screen flashed on, I decided to get it a full fighting chance. I was very glad i did that. It had a slightly rocky start, I will admit. It was difficult to replay the demo area (which is the first area of the game) so replay value of the actual story, I could tell, would be low, as it is an extremely linear game. The game play is, not like, is god of war. It's pretty much a copy pasta. You have your swinging weapon (sword chain nun-chucks have turned into a chain scythe), some magic attack and quick time event enemies. However, the major and only thing that begged and led me to continue the game was how close it seemed to follow the divine comedy. I have only read snippets of the divine comedy, and one of my favorite areas was only passed in a near mention, but overall, it had a glorious feel for the overall epic poem. There were the correct levels of imagery, some even making my own jaded sensibility feel perturbed and disgusted (like several baby encounters *shudders*). The Levels were beautifully designed, even though one or two were more like a brief stroll in a very ugly park, rather then a full level.
I only had a couple of parts in the game that i didn't feel was a very good design. One was where there was an entire area that should have been a 2nd mini game from the title screen rather than an in-game level boss-less encounter. And what sucks is that some of it was the coolest part in the divine comedy, and that was the 8th level of hell, with the thieves, they lires, the politicians, and all the other crimes of false pretenses.. or rather the sin of fraud. In the divine comedy, this ring is a long trench, separated in to about 8 or 9 rooms where the various types of frauders are punished via their crimes, such as seduction, or passing off as a religious leader for their own twisted reasons and such. *spoiler is here, sorry* but what it was in the game, were about 8 time trials, having nothing to do with the sins. There was only a slight nod to the divine comedy as they have a statue and a slight one to two sentence introduction of each room, and then you start a time trial that has no real connection to the room such as "defeat x amount of usual bad-guys without blocking, or stay in the air for 8 seconds, or here's a human, don't let the monster reach him." I was really, really disappointed in that... Thankfully the entire game wasn't like that, cause by the end of those, i was almost ready to put my controller down and do something else.
A game breaker for most gamers did sorta semi happen. The last boss was a little bit of a pushover. However, he did have 3-4 stages of fighting which was entertaining. He looked AWESOME, one of the best of his kind since Tim Curry and the guy from the ill fated show reaper. And the 2-4 cinema scenes with him during that last boss fight are spectacular.
I wish the game had a few more fully rendered cinema scenes as they seem to have ignored those and opted for short 2d cartoons...which were fine, just some more 3d beautiful cinema bits would have really kicked it off to be one of those movie as you play sorta games. The content was delicious, and very satisfying. The bosses, like in god of war, were both epic to see, epic to fight, and epic to quick time event kill. A personal problem i had, were the PS3 quick time events. I hate the button names of the PS. I've always hated square, x triangle circle. So i found my Dante being batted away like an annoying fly a lot of times, resulting with me cussing at the screen and having to look down at my controller. I'm sorry, I'm an Xbox roo. The buttons were lettered on the dream cast, and that's what I'm most comfortable with. So the quick times were frustrating at times, but not impossible once i memorized the sequence. Thankfully there wasn't anything where you missed one button and the game ended....I would have microwaved the disk at that point.
One last snipit before i give my numerical score card, Dante himself. I didn't understand his costume change. I understand he was a crusader, that part i got. I didn't understand why he was suddenly shirtless, and why he thought it was proper to sew the cross from his crusader armored shirt into his actual chest like a cheep tuxedo t-shirt tattoo. They never once mentioned an explanation for the change. You see him in a forest in the game trailer, sewing it into his chest, but they never say "why". I guess sewing mathematical symbols into ones flesh was a common practice in the crusades, who would have thought?
alright, number time, children! 7
That's right, a solid 7. It's a great game, that everyone should play at least once. Rent it, buy it, or steal it from a friend, the knowledge of the divine comedy will only make you that much a better educated person. The game mechanics are ripped from god of war, and it has a few minor grievances, but I do feel it raises the bar on nudity and gore, and that they did a very good job in making it incredibly realistic. (that is, the boobs are not anime bouncing out of control jumbles, but rather supple naturally hanging artistic-ness that one would find in a live drawing art class...except....for some...that are...well...absolutely hideous.....yeah.) And the nudity isn't completely a one sided gendered fight either. If you look closely, and angle yourself just right *spoiler here* that is, eclipsing yourself from a large and bright explosion with the devil, he has a cock and balls under all that fur.....and man...he's hung...though I've always been attracted to the whole minotaur look *sly grins*. Also, you can see Dante's penis if your looking for it during certain cinema scenes.
But yes, 7. 7 is an overall good play. The story is good, and picks up what the game play lacks (like creativity in this case). And the game was really rather short. The shortness was made up for, once again, but the amazing story telling, so even though you knew your objective, and there were not many major hidden plot twists, it definitely keeps you going with that one last glimmer of hope that a destination place is what you look to achieve. The leveling system is...a little wonky that they sorta fixed with the download xp packages, which granted i cocked an eyebrow at at first, but then agreed with seeing how hard it was to gain xp to do anything in the game. The cross attack was awesome, saved my flesh a couple of times by just filling the screen with white addition symbols. This monster + this monster + this monster = DIVIDE BY ZERO ERROR!
So yes, 7. Everyone should play, story is great, nudity and gore is a whole new level, decent mechanics even though we've seen them before, AND RODIN'S GATES OF HELL o.O that's what caught my attention in the demo. Anyone familiar with art history, this is a game to play, just for that. So yeah, that's the N00basaurus take on Dante's Inferno for the ps3. Oh, and don't let your kids play it...the lust demon might scare them off women for ever...
O.o sick roo
Posted 15 years agowow i just slept 16 hours O.o
Poor FA (a roo comes back from dental work and school....)
Posted 15 years ago*sigh*
Well, this isn't the first time the TOS pack-man has devoured the dots of art that make up my gallery. The stability of the TOS seems to have become more and more like a one legged stilt walk the past couple of years, as artists seem to not be able to anticipate the retroactive rules that are at some times harshly enforced.
I yearn for a simple TOS, one that is unwavering and strong and can not be worded strangely is misrepresented to mean what ever. I long for a one sentenced TOS. That TOS would state "If the photograph would get you arrested in the next 30min, don't post it." It would save us the hassle of these worm tongue furries that have some sort of grudge against everyone else. Those that nit pick and stab and poison the TOS to shuffle thier own agenda.
Something to this effect, has called my own attention.
I, The Fuzzyroo, have been a rather proud member of FurAffinity.net since it started back in 2005. I've been a member when it's up, and when it goes down. I've been a member when the Java Snow used to pile up and crash your browser.
I ask questions, because I'm just Naturally curious. My question: If you can't show adult fursuits, without it being adult, what else can't you post under the same rule? Will FurAffinity suddenly become a non adult art website? In 2-3 years, i fear this might become all the more possible, sadly enough. I know that there are those furries that would love to see that. It's not like the filters are enough.
I understood the no penis rule. That is fair enough, unnecessary, but fair enough. now all of a sudden, if you show even a sex toy, suddenly people start becoming banned for it. It makes me start to wonder when FA's servers started to be based out of Kansas, where every novelty adult toy store has a "God hates fags" and a "God Kills Americans" picket sign held out front by it's doors. Or even road signs right out front in big letters saying "jesus knows your sins" with a security cam attached so they can drag your face out around town. I'm not saying that FA is a porn store, I'm not saying that Mods, Admins, Tos or anything are the Felps'ers, I'm just saying that banning, and censoring can be very very bad and at worst irresponsible.
I guess what I'm trying to say is: Please be responsible, FA, don't loose everyone who loves this site just because you feel adult art is semi if not at all offensive. don't' cave into the naysayers. Just because they complain more, doesn't mean there aren't more of us then them or vise versa.
If the above it TLDR then leave with this: STAY GOLD PONY BOY! and don't let the out of control TOS tarnish your metalic shine in the next couple of years.
Well, this isn't the first time the TOS pack-man has devoured the dots of art that make up my gallery. The stability of the TOS seems to have become more and more like a one legged stilt walk the past couple of years, as artists seem to not be able to anticipate the retroactive rules that are at some times harshly enforced.
I yearn for a simple TOS, one that is unwavering and strong and can not be worded strangely is misrepresented to mean what ever. I long for a one sentenced TOS. That TOS would state "If the photograph would get you arrested in the next 30min, don't post it." It would save us the hassle of these worm tongue furries that have some sort of grudge against everyone else. Those that nit pick and stab and poison the TOS to shuffle thier own agenda.
Something to this effect, has called my own attention.
I, The Fuzzyroo, have been a rather proud member of FurAffinity.net since it started back in 2005. I've been a member when it's up, and when it goes down. I've been a member when the Java Snow used to pile up and crash your browser.
I ask questions, because I'm just Naturally curious. My question: If you can't show adult fursuits, without it being adult, what else can't you post under the same rule? Will FurAffinity suddenly become a non adult art website? In 2-3 years, i fear this might become all the more possible, sadly enough. I know that there are those furries that would love to see that. It's not like the filters are enough.
I understood the no penis rule. That is fair enough, unnecessary, but fair enough. now all of a sudden, if you show even a sex toy, suddenly people start becoming banned for it. It makes me start to wonder when FA's servers started to be based out of Kansas, where every novelty adult toy store has a "God hates fags" and a "God Kills Americans" picket sign held out front by it's doors. Or even road signs right out front in big letters saying "jesus knows your sins" with a security cam attached so they can drag your face out around town. I'm not saying that FA is a porn store, I'm not saying that Mods, Admins, Tos or anything are the Felps'ers, I'm just saying that banning, and censoring can be very very bad and at worst irresponsible.
I guess what I'm trying to say is: Please be responsible, FA, don't loose everyone who loves this site just because you feel adult art is semi if not at all offensive. don't' cave into the naysayers. Just because they complain more, doesn't mean there aren't more of us then them or vise versa.
If the above it TLDR then leave with this: STAY GOLD PONY BOY! and don't let the out of control TOS tarnish your metalic shine in the next couple of years.
Movie review
Posted 15 years agoBlack Dynamite.....holy shit.
he's one bad mothafucker and he's solid!
he's one bad mothafucker and he's solid!
