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Posted 9 years ago Sorry, I kept finding out I had made stupid mistakes and had to mess with things but I managed to not only get my desktop working but also got most of my data moved over.
And yes, I should be able to work on the files tonight. Little panda is back online.
Posted 9 years ago So ya, after nearly 12 hours I have managed to get my desktop running. There is still much to do but I am at the point where i can work with it fully from my room.
So in a few more hours I will be ready to talk and play with you all once again. Yay! It came! [Will be gone for the night.]
Posted 9 years ago So as a few of you may know I ordered a new desktop about a week ago and it just came. So ya, I will just take care of one little thing then set that up. Which can take a long time as I use Gentoo. But rest assured I shall be back to talk to you all and work on commissions tomorrow or even latter tonight.
Also for those who commissioned me I am sorry I have been taking forever, I am trying to fix a file which turns out is really hard. Though I am nearly done so I will do that last tinny bit before I set up the desktop. Expect your fills tomorrow, And now I will ruin Mettaton for you.
Posted 9 years ago No, I will not go on and on about how having sex with him would shred your genitals. I know that you know that and are into it. What I will do is simply point out the fact that he is a serial killer.
There is no joke. No conspiracy theory either. Just that fact that in the ending where Mettaton takes over the underground well Papyrus is alive and your friend that poor old Pap will inform you that people who do not worship Mettaton go missing. Ask me about fetishes please. (Also a fetish I do not get.)
Posted 9 years ago So ya, I know a lot of fetishes and like to tell people about them, so if you want to know anything just ask.
Also why do some people like big lips? I don't get it at all. I don't hate it but I do not understand.
^^; Just a few nots on my hypnosis you may find helpful.
Posted 9 years ago So just like the titles says, here are a few things you may like to know.
First of all I am OK with literally any fetish. Weight gain, inflation, vore, TF, BDSM, gore, things I could get in trouble just for naming here, even things that are illegal in real life. The only one I will not do is pregnancy as these files get really real so if your mind bonded with these children (Likes it's hardwired to.) it could leave you very upset when you wake up leaving you feeling... Well you know... Something are a bit dark to post in a journal, even for me.
Second is that I can let you have any historic figure, person of interest, cannon character as an NPC. As furries get a little touchy I will leave theirs alone unless they are OK with it, though you are welcome to have my son in it.
Next because some many of you seem to like me, yes. You really can have my sona in your files. For anything you like. I am asexual in real life but as long as you are paying I will happily give you a dream where we get freaky in bed, any fetish(s) you like. I really do not mind. You could also get such files where I am human. Want things about me or my sona changed for the file? Sure why not, I am really not bothered by it.
And finally, a lot of you have wanted anime/manga characters. I have no problem with this, but I am very bad at pronouncing the names. But if you don't mind me messing up the names too much you can have them.
So ya, that is all. I shall go play Bloodborne now.
*Rewads you all with fatty panda snuggles for reading this.* Slight change to ASMR commissions.
Posted 9 years ago OK, so well I can do the ASMR commissions as before, it's much less taxing on me if I can see your reaction well I am doing it. I don't need to see your face or even hear your voice, just seeing text you type out well I speak will help a lot. So from now on you can either:
a) Set up a time and date where I can stream the commission for you. (Privately unless you ask me to make it public.)
b) Wait about 3-5 days for your commission.
I really do nto mean to sound rude but it feels weirdly taxing to do the ASRM files the way I have been. Free live sessions, new demos soon, and a question.
Posted 9 years ago OK, so first of all, I seem to work much better on my demos when I am being watched so I will be live streaming the creation of those from now on. I'll post a journal before starting each stream that will contain the stream link and tell you what content where be streamed that time.
And now for that question. Would it bother you to much if I offered to show someone else's commissions sheet during the stream? You would be under for most if not all of the stream so it shouldn't matter too much right? Yes yes, I know my kind is not endagered any more.
Posted 9 years ago Everyone who knows me or even sees me hanging around feels the need to tell me.
And yes, I am very very happy about this but I have been told a lot already.
^^; What is it like to be drawn in by those like me anyway?
Posted 9 years ago No really, what does it feel like. I have no idea as my charisma is so strong that I have never felt myself truly drawn in and suddenly willing to do things for someone.
I really want to know what you all feel when it happens to you. So, you want a little panda to do ASMR for you?
Posted 9 years ago Sure, why not. It's not like it's hard or anything. Would these prices sound good to you?
15 minuet file: $7.50
~3 minute loopable file: $10
~30 second commands that could be put on a play list, set to shuffle, and still make since: 75ยข each
That's not to much is it? Do any of you by any chance work at a zoo?
Posted 9 years ago OK, I know this is a bit of a long shot but I was sitting in my room obsessing over polar bears as always, when suddenly I had the silly idea of making a hypnosis file about petting rare animals that don't normally allow humans to touch them. Sadly I do not know what these animals actually feel like and such info seems to be hard to find.
But ya, even though most people would not care about such a file I kind of want it for myself, so if any of you work at a zoo and can tell me in depth what some of the rare fuzzy animals feel like I can try to make it worth your time. You need to read this if you want to stay my pet/chiald/etc
Posted 9 years ago OK, as you can see if you care to look, I cleared all by my mates form my site.
Don't freak out, I am not leaving you. It's just that everything there was so out of date (Many people needing to be added an many others needing to be removed.) that it was less work to just start over with a format that is not so hard to maintain.
So if you where removed and want to be added back, just ask and I will do so. If you where there and wanted to be removed it has been taken care of. And if you where not there but wanted to be you are free to ask me.
And for those who wanted to know what any title entails:
Child:
I shall keep you close, doing what i can to keep you safe. I shall do my best to protect you and help you to grow. (You may call me your mother or your father.)
Pet:
I shall love you, snuggle you, and pet you. You need not seek love for you have found it. All you need do is remain my cute fuzzy little thing.
Master:
I shall be your soft warm panda bear. I am yours to love and hold.
Mate:
I love you. Simple as that. I will do what you like.
Parent:
I trust you. You know how to calm me down when I am worked up, you know how to get me to see what I am missing, you know how to care for me. I know you will be there if I need you.
So ya, if any of these sound good to you feel free to ask.
And yes, I know how corny I sound. No Man's Sky: It's one of those games.
Posted 9 years ago You know the ones. The kind where you start playing and it seems slow but you just spent good money on it so you keep going. Then the game starts to slowly drip feed you cool toys and Lovecarftian lore. Then suddenly you realize you have been pronounced legally dead.
Ya, I lost an inner struggle and got the game which is why I was gone so long. It's good but if you where on the hype train you will be let down. As much as I do love Steven Universe...
Posted 9 years ago The diamonds right, the gems are waiting their times.
And yes, I know they can win. In fact they will. But think about it for a moment. Why do the gems hate their kind?
Because they are imperialist bastards. Humans are too. We are already gearing up to colonize mars. And though the gems are better at space travel but humans have way better weapons.
If you think about it, a warp drive would be as as valuable to us as an AK-47 would be to the gems. They may have kicked our butts last time when we where using swards like them, but now that we have perfected guns. If you actually stop and think, the gems and modern humans are kind of a perfect match. And even then a carpet bombing and a diamond saw would leave the gems with little chose but to trade with the humans.
Like I said I do like the show, but humans are just as bad as the gems. Thank you to all my new watchers.
Posted 9 years ago So ya. Seems quite a few new people have watched a silly hypnotist bear, and many more have been faving said bear's files.
So I just though I should say thank you to all of you, and let you know you can note me if you ever want a commission.
*Gets pelted with tomatoes for that.*
>///<
Or you know, you do not have to. Little panda bear's ad is live. c:
Posted 9 years ago So ya, Neer finally got back to me about my ad.
And not only that but he said it will be put up for free for 2 months to make up for me having to wait so long.
I am so happy my hands are shaking more than normal.
^^; How do I feel about hypnosis you ask?
Posted 9 years ago OK, this is an odd one. As you may well know I do hypnosis for commissions. And to be clear I am not mad at anyone, I am just a little tired of going over this with each person who asks.
When anyone finds this out they tend to assume that I have a hypnosis fetish, and after finding out I don they tend to assume I hate hypnosis and am only in it for the money. With reactions ranging form pitty for me having a lousy job to anger for me practising an art without any real love for what I am doing. Both groups are wrong.
Just because it's not my fetish doesn't mean I don't like it. I have been interested in it since I was a cub. And just I really do like to do it. It's a bit of a rush. Like what a hunter may feel when they pull off a head shot form faraway. But just as a hunter doen't feel the need to shoot every thing they see, I don't feel the need to hypnotize everyone I come across. Yes, it is fun to make a new world for someone but there are other things in this world that I find way more fun.
So in short hypnosis is a good job, but it's my job not my hobby. To anyone who is/wants to be my pet/master/child.
Posted 9 years ago The website where I keep all the info on my relations is out of date. if you could just take a quick look and tell me if anything on your page needs to be changed that would be lovely.
http://75.138.230.75/
Also if you want to be added you are free to ask. Why do people want to be Neo?
Posted 9 years ago No really. Why would anyone want to be Neo? You have to get shot at over and over in the cyber world well robots try to murder you in the real world. Every time you go in to pull people out there is a chance the machines will atack your body leaving you helpless. And even if you do get all the humans out then what? The machines have already taken over the whole planet. Really you would be super fucked seeing as the machines have you outnumbered, can make new solders in under an hour as apposed to 9 months and have them combat ready the moment they are "born", they can take way more bullets then any human, and they're way stronger.
And say you do somehow beat them. You really think everything the machines made will go away? No. The next 20 or so generations of humans will have to clean that up. And when little Tommy ask his mom why he has to clean tar from the sea she will tell him; "300 years ago a man named Neo thought it would be fun to kill god."
And really, what doe it matter? The Matrix isn't hell, it's just a simulation of the real world.
If anything it's better. I mean, you are a source of energy for the machines, do you really think they will just let you die? No, they will do what thay can to keep humans alive as long as possible well upping our breading rate, which means you won't have to worry about dieing a virgin. (Yes, I know how funny it is for me to say that.)
Smith even said that his people tried making the matrix perfect so humans could be happy forever but that humans kept wakeing themselves up just for kicks so they had to leave them with nothing to question.
Well I can understand the quest for truth I would join the machines shortly after taking that red pill.
Also being Agent Smith seems way more fun than being Neo. Yes, flight will get you where you need to go fast, but with omnipresence you are already there. Plus Smith is as strong as the matrix can make anything by default. Not fiddling about with spoons needed. Things I never get asked but should.
Posted 9 years ago There are a few things nobody has ever asked me even though asking me such things could prove helpful. Even if only slightly.
Why do you drop off the face of the earth sometimes?
Most likely I am playing some PS4 game. I leave my computer in my computer in my room well I do this which makes it imposable to get to me there. If you like you can always talk to me over PSN. My name is Jinx Adnix there.
There is also a small chance there is a blackout as there are a lot of storms here. In which case the only way to reach me will be Telegram.
If it's not that then I am sleeping, shopping, or listening to some music. If that is so you will just have to wait for a bit. Like 10 hours at most.
Is it possible to wake you up when you are sleeping?
No. When I am sleeping I leave my headphones plugged in and laying on my desk. That and I can sleep threw just about anything.
Why do you act like you know everything?
Well it is true I don't know everything I am fairly smart. That and I have gotten very good at figuring people out.
Like so good that it tends to scare people. And yes, I can prove that if you need me too.
Why don't you drive?
I went go karting once. I cut off everyone, out lapped them all, and if there hadn't been bumpers on the karts and tracks i would have run most them off the rode. Even spun them out.
Unless you're plan is to loss the cops and you don't care who dies letting me drive is a bad idea.
Can you help me get a mate/fuckbuddy?
I can try, but unless you don't care where they live there is a very good chance I will not be able to find anyone.
Can you tell me how you got so many people to fall for you?
Like i have said before I am not sure how I managed that. If you come to me I can likely show you what you are doing wrong. Just keep in mine that you did ask me to correct you so try not to get mad when I point out how you failed.
can you help me fix my computer?
I can try. I am better with Linux then with Windows and know little about OS X but ya, I am happy to try. Ask this silly panda all the questions.
Posted 9 years ago Just that. Ask me things about myself, hypnosis, fetishes, and stuff like that.
And yes, you can ask me pervy things. Please understand these things.
Posted 9 years ago Just because I understand doesn't mean I will take your side.
Just because there are worse things doesn't mean I like the lesser of evils.
Just because I like you doesn't mean you are the best person for the job.
Just because we have some small thing in common doesn't mean I should trust you.
Just because I am welling to help doesn't mean we are friends.
Just because I do not like RPing with you doesn't mean I don't like you.
Just because it's a holiday doesn't mean I forgive you.
And just because you made a mistake don't mean I hate you.
Also would you stop telling me about every little thing you have to do? I tend to just assume you have things to do. And new icon time. [F5]
Posted 9 years ago This one made by my mama 
LimLam.
Now look into my eyes... Or at my watch. You know which ever you like more. 
LimLamLittle panda's FAQ.
Posted 9 years ago I get asked all of these way to much. ^^;
Can I call you mama bear/mom/mama/mommy/etc?
Yes. Aside from it being quite fitting I really do love to be called that.
Can I call you little bear/baby/cub/etc?
Weird that I would like to be called and seen as both but yes, you may call me this.
Why do you talk so funny?
I was bitten by a radioactive b movie actor.
Do you like hypnotizing people?
It's easy, it pays well, coming up with ways to improve it is amusing, and it allows me to reshape people's worlds for a bit. So yes, in a way. Not that I want to just do that all day every day.
What can you make people see when you hypnotize them?
Anything I can find a way to say in English.
Are you form the US, China, or the UK?
The US sadly. The China thing is a little joke and I have no idea why I sound British to some people.
What is your real gender?
What ever it needs to be.
But what is in your pants?
Not much.
Not much of what?
Not much of interest to you.
Tell me what sex you are!
Why do you care? It's not like we are going to have sex.
Are you more dom or sub?
I am a switch. I love both but need time as both.
Why are you asexual?
It is in my DNA.
Why did you stop being a fox?
It's a long story but it was soft of the last step to fully moving on form the abuse I faced at the hand of my father.
Why are you a panda now?
Clever, clumsy, hard to heart, lazy, seen as cute but able to mess you up big time if needed, shy, very pesky, and don't like sex. Seemed fitting.
Where do people go when you take them?
Into my arms. 