SMoll progress update. (Did Jinx level up or something?)
Posted a year agoJinx got the first draft of one of the stories done already. A full 10 pages.... Just wow... Jinx thinks the quality is going up too so let her know if you agree please.
We want to clear out the log a bit more before we open for more requests though... Party because Jinx came up with one on her own that is too cool and cute not to use.
We want to clear out the log a bit more before we open for more requests though... Party because Jinx came up with one on her own that is too cool and cute not to use.
Wow... Thank you...
Posted a year agoOK so we opened some story requests for more things in the same line as our last upload, and got a lot of them... Like a lot... Thank you... Thank you so much. Jinx needs to get to some of these before she can take on any more requests but there will be more... This is gonna be so fun, we have such a wide variety of things to work with... Jinx will get some much experiences from this... Yay!
Seiekironpa Update II
Posted a year agoMain journal: https://www.furaffinity.net/journal/10892762/
Alright, 10/30 slots have been filled, that's... Amazing honestly. Literary YCHs are so rare folks get baffled by the notion and end up thinking Jinx simply wanted to RP with them. So to all those of you who helped us get this far on such a strange project, thank you. thank you! There are two more prologues in the works at the moment and they will be up as soon as they are available, until them if you want a slot just let Jinx know. He can work with any kinds of kinks you like and is happy to find you a partner.
Alright, 10/30 slots have been filled, that's... Amazing honestly. Literary YCHs are so rare folks get baffled by the notion and end up thinking Jinx simply wanted to RP with them. So to all those of you who helped us get this far on such a strange project, thank you. thank you! There are two more prologues in the works at the moment and they will be up as soon as they are available, until them if you want a slot just let Jinx know. He can work with any kinds of kinks you like and is happy to find you a partner.
Seiekironpa Update I
Posted a year agoMain journal: https://www.furaffinity.net/journal/10892762/
Alright folks, we got 2 sets in already. For literary YCHs, that is fantastic. So much so that we will be expanding the prologue to include how each pare got into the game to start with. You can find the first two stories here:
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/57133258/
And here:
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/57133687/
If you want in on this, there are plenty of slots left, the punishments and "punishments" do not have to be BDSM at all, and if you don't havge a dom or sub, Jinx can get the other side filled in for you. It's not too much trouble, we'll even get you a few options... Thank you all so much.
Alright folks, we got 2 sets in already. For literary YCHs, that is fantastic. So much so that we will be expanding the prologue to include how each pare got into the game to start with. You can find the first two stories here:
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/57133258/
And here:
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/57133687/
If you want in on this, there are plenty of slots left, the punishments and "punishments" do not have to be BDSM at all, and if you don't havge a dom or sub, Jinx can get the other side filled in for you. It's not too much trouble, we'll even get you a few options... Thank you all so much.
Litterary YCH
Posted a year agoThe story will be made once the roster is full. No refunds, no exchanges, not take backs. If you and your partner(s) want to change the rules of your relationship that is fine, but Jinx can't just switch tracks without destroying her art. So you know... If you buy something you are here for the duration, no matter what... Yes, even if you or your partner die in real life.
Alright so, this: https://www.furaffinity.net/view/57106410/
For those who do know what Danganronpa is, this is the start of a porn parody... We're going to have adults not children... Also we know you can see some of the plot points coming, please do not spoil them alright?
For those who don't know what that is, oh boy... Jinx will do her best to summarize it without any spoilers...
Summery of What Jinx is Parodying
Some number of people (It changes each game and doesn't matter here.) are trapped in some location by the antagonist who is much to powerful and clever to solve by hitting, kind of what Jigsaw wishes he could be, and explains to them they will play what he calls "The Killing Game". If they want to leave, they must kill one of the other players, and get away with it. They must not only preform the act, but convince everyone but him that it was any player besides them, while he himself is able to watch everything go down.
Once someone does kill someone, as soon as the body is found, a mock trial begins, where the surviving players are made to stand in a room made just for such events, and at the end take a vote on who they think did it. If they get it right the antagonist kills the murder in some very imaginative and over the top fashion and the game resumes. If they get it wrong, he kills everyone but the murder, and frees the killer... Like he frees them frees them. They get to leave the arena and go live their life in peace.
What Is Going to Happen In This Story?
More or less the same thing with Jinx as the antagonist and people's OC. Also instead of killing; orgasms.
All the players are in chastity gear for kink reasons and have a keyholder. A keyholder who sent them along with 14 other slaves to play this game where they must try to tease someone else into orgasm and get away with it just like in The Killing Game. Those who fail to get away with it will be teased by the eldritch bear a very over the top fission just as you saw in the last story prologue. (https://www.furaffinity.net/view/57106410/) Just like in the source work, each of these sessions will be custom tailored to the target and make use of the antagonist's power... But you know... Jinx doesn't want the player's lives... She wants their chastity... As in she wants to make them cum, and wants to manage it without removing or damaging their gear.
Once a player cums, for any reason, they are removed form the game and sent home to their keyholder to take their punishment.
What Are You Trying to Sell Me and How Much Will it Cost?/Shut Up and Take My Money!
YCH slots, but for a story rather than a picture:
Contestants ($20 each) - 2/15 filled
1) Eiran Eldred (??? (Adult)) - The Prisoner
2) Malcom Welles (31) - The Gambler
3) Drister Novak (23) - The Dancer: https://www.furaffinity.net/user/dergdrister
4) Terry Alan (??? (Adult)) - The Chosen
15) Mallory Luxford - The Rancher
If you have a keyholder in real life, Jinx will need to talk to them to make sure you are allowed to do this... Allowed as in you and they are both OK with the consequences. If they want to forbid it as in, "If you let that bear write porn about you we're skipping your next five birthdays." and you are into that, then it will be fine. But they they forbid it as in "That's not the kind of relationship we have. You better not buy the porn!" then Jinx can't help you if you are with them... She won't make you any more or less able to leave them then you normally would be able to, that will be up to you guys not her.
If you do not have a keyholder, Jinx can find someone to be yours in the story. Weather or not they actually become your keyholder for reals, is up to you and them.
If you would like to the slave of the mystery guest, just let Jinx know. If she already knows you, then she can likely tell you right away if they will be alright with you, otherwise she will need to talk to you for a bit. Do not take it personally if they don't want you for this. The story has demands of it's own , a fact they understand very well.
Keyholders ($5 each) - 2/15
1) Princess April Expo (26) - A narcissistic shortstack who likes nothing more than to have hear head higher than those of others by any means avalable to her.
2) Domicutie (23) - The consigliere in a fearsome mafia. He is mostly white collar, but to underestimate him is not a mistake folks make twice.
3) Elias Zom (25) - Owner of the Expanding Horizons strip club, looking to give his patrons a new kind of show.
4) Amber Dawn (Timeless (Adult)) - A kind and matronly being from beyond time and space. She wants little Terry Alan to show his true power.
15) A mystery guest who will show up later. Just be patent.
How Does One Win Or Lose?
We'll let you vote on who becomes the next tease, who they chose to tease, and weather or not they get caught. Said votes will be held in that order, but the first three teases will get caught, otherwise the story may end too soon.
Other Than That Chastity What Fetishes Will Be In This?
Contestants will each be given custom approaches when being teased by Jinx who will pull from anything and everything they are into, and what their keyholders do as punishment is up to said KH. There will always be content warning and it's quite telegraphed when the event is about to go down so you should be able to skip that part and still follow the plot just fine.
The teasing from other contestants will not happen on screen but will be figured out (Or failed too.) during the trial. They will likely be a lot more tame as most these people will just be ordinary mortals and are kind of pent up... Whatever Jinx is doing is definitely over kill.
I Have Played Danganronpa and I Don't Think All These Parts Will be Fun in Porn...
So skip them? Jinx is still going to wright them.
Are There Going To Be Daily Life Segments?
Oh boy will there ever be! It's gonna be so cute!... Jinx like what she likes OK?
The slaves will get to chose for themselves who they wanna hang out with for each dayly life segment, but no more than 4 to a group please. Even Jinx can only do so much.
How Do I get a Slot?
Message Jinx, comments or notes will do but Jinx is also reachable with the following:
Telegram: jinxadnix
Discord: jinxadnix
F-List: Jinx Adnix
Alright so, this: https://www.furaffinity.net/view/57106410/
For those who do know what Danganronpa is, this is the start of a porn parody... We're going to have adults not children... Also we know you can see some of the plot points coming, please do not spoil them alright?
For those who don't know what that is, oh boy... Jinx will do her best to summarize it without any spoilers...
Summery of What Jinx is Parodying
Some number of people (It changes each game and doesn't matter here.) are trapped in some location by the antagonist who is much to powerful and clever to solve by hitting, kind of what Jigsaw wishes he could be, and explains to them they will play what he calls "The Killing Game". If they want to leave, they must kill one of the other players, and get away with it. They must not only preform the act, but convince everyone but him that it was any player besides them, while he himself is able to watch everything go down.
Once someone does kill someone, as soon as the body is found, a mock trial begins, where the surviving players are made to stand in a room made just for such events, and at the end take a vote on who they think did it. If they get it right the antagonist kills the murder in some very imaginative and over the top fashion and the game resumes. If they get it wrong, he kills everyone but the murder, and frees the killer... Like he frees them frees them. They get to leave the arena and go live their life in peace.
What Is Going to Happen In This Story?
More or less the same thing with Jinx as the antagonist and people's OC. Also instead of killing; orgasms.
All the players are in chastity gear for kink reasons and have a keyholder. A keyholder who sent them along with 14 other slaves to play this game where they must try to tease someone else into orgasm and get away with it just like in The Killing Game. Those who fail to get away with it will be teased by the eldritch bear a very over the top fission just as you saw in the last story prologue. (https://www.furaffinity.net/view/57106410/) Just like in the source work, each of these sessions will be custom tailored to the target and make use of the antagonist's power... But you know... Jinx doesn't want the player's lives... She wants their chastity... As in she wants to make them cum, and wants to manage it without removing or damaging their gear.
Once a player cums, for any reason, they are removed form the game and sent home to their keyholder to take their punishment.
What Are You Trying to Sell Me and How Much Will it Cost?/Shut Up and Take My Money!
YCH slots, but for a story rather than a picture:
Contestants ($20 each) - 2/15 filled
1) Eiran Eldred (??? (Adult)) - The Prisoner
2) Malcom Welles (31) - The Gambler
3) Drister Novak (23) - The Dancer: https://www.furaffinity.net/user/dergdrister
4) Terry Alan (??? (Adult)) - The Chosen
15) Mallory Luxford - The Rancher
If you have a keyholder in real life, Jinx will need to talk to them to make sure you are allowed to do this... Allowed as in you and they are both OK with the consequences. If they want to forbid it as in, "If you let that bear write porn about you we're skipping your next five birthdays." and you are into that, then it will be fine. But they they forbid it as in "That's not the kind of relationship we have. You better not buy the porn!" then Jinx can't help you if you are with them... She won't make you any more or less able to leave them then you normally would be able to, that will be up to you guys not her.
If you do not have a keyholder, Jinx can find someone to be yours in the story. Weather or not they actually become your keyholder for reals, is up to you and them.
If you would like to the slave of the mystery guest, just let Jinx know. If she already knows you, then she can likely tell you right away if they will be alright with you, otherwise she will need to talk to you for a bit. Do not take it personally if they don't want you for this. The story has demands of it's own , a fact they understand very well.
Keyholders ($5 each) - 2/15
1) Princess April Expo (26) - A narcissistic shortstack who likes nothing more than to have hear head higher than those of others by any means avalable to her.
2) Domicutie (23) - The consigliere in a fearsome mafia. He is mostly white collar, but to underestimate him is not a mistake folks make twice.
3) Elias Zom (25) - Owner of the Expanding Horizons strip club, looking to give his patrons a new kind of show.
4) Amber Dawn (Timeless (Adult)) - A kind and matronly being from beyond time and space. She wants little Terry Alan to show his true power.
15) A mystery guest who will show up later. Just be patent.
How Does One Win Or Lose?
We'll let you vote on who becomes the next tease, who they chose to tease, and weather or not they get caught. Said votes will be held in that order, but the first three teases will get caught, otherwise the story may end too soon.
Other Than That Chastity What Fetishes Will Be In This?
Contestants will each be given custom approaches when being teased by Jinx who will pull from anything and everything they are into, and what their keyholders do as punishment is up to said KH. There will always be content warning and it's quite telegraphed when the event is about to go down so you should be able to skip that part and still follow the plot just fine.
The teasing from other contestants will not happen on screen but will be figured out (Or failed too.) during the trial. They will likely be a lot more tame as most these people will just be ordinary mortals and are kind of pent up... Whatever Jinx is doing is definitely over kill.
I Have Played Danganronpa and I Don't Think All These Parts Will be Fun in Porn...
So skip them? Jinx is still going to wright them.
Are There Going To Be Daily Life Segments?
Oh boy will there ever be! It's gonna be so cute!... Jinx like what she likes OK?
The slaves will get to chose for themselves who they wanna hang out with for each dayly life segment, but no more than 4 to a group please. Even Jinx can only do so much.
How Do I get a Slot?
Message Jinx, comments or notes will do but Jinx is also reachable with the following:
Telegram: jinxadnix
Discord: jinxadnix
F-List: Jinx Adnix
Jinx does not "Suport the Troops"
Posted 2 years agoIt's happened three times now, we'll just as soon get all other cases over with now rather than later.
Just as the title says. Jinx does not support them or their actions, for any nation. War is hell, and full of sinners. You agree to kill and be killed for cowards who can not use their words nor risk their own lives.
Oh yes, you are braver than Jinx, and could take his life with ease, we have no doubts on this matter. But that changes not of what we said, nor will any pain nor death Jinx may face.
Go, do as you think is right and be judged, as all will. But do not come to Jinx seeking a pat on the back for this, you'll find no such thing from him on this matter, no matter your reasons.
Jinx himself? He would sooner lay down and let hunger take his life, and only a fool would take the likes of him into such a setting, make such demands, then hand him any kind of weapon only to react with shock when it was promptly turned on then, no matter the futility of the action.
Just as the title says. Jinx does not support them or their actions, for any nation. War is hell, and full of sinners. You agree to kill and be killed for cowards who can not use their words nor risk their own lives.
Oh yes, you are braver than Jinx, and could take his life with ease, we have no doubts on this matter. But that changes not of what we said, nor will any pain nor death Jinx may face.
Go, do as you think is right and be judged, as all will. But do not come to Jinx seeking a pat on the back for this, you'll find no such thing from him on this matter, no matter your reasons.
Jinx himself? He would sooner lay down and let hunger take his life, and only a fool would take the likes of him into such a setting, make such demands, then hand him any kind of weapon only to react with shock when it was promptly turned on then, no matter the futility of the action.
Hypnosis updates
Posted 3 years agoHey all, as a lot of you have likely noticed, Jinx has not made any new files for a long time, and had to approve people to see the old ones. Well let's see...
1) Jinx did something that he thinks fixed it so you can all see the files again, if not Jinx has one other thing he can try so let him know here if they still don't work.
2) As for the lack of them... Jinx bothered learning the craft because like a lot of people he saw it in cartoons as a pup and thought it looked cool. It was for like, maybe the first 5 times but it just got boring. It's like, not even burn out. It was more like let's see if Jinx can do it... And ya, he can. Point made... He tried to look for any way to have some passion for it as others do, not for your sake but because he thought it would be less time and energy than actually having a normal job. But when Jinx puts someone under, do you know what he feels? Nothing, nothing at all.
This runs so deep it took him this long just to say anything.
If you got Jinx to make files before don't feel bad, you didn't make the panda do anything. Some of you should know this all too well, but you really can't force him to do anything. He made his chooses, and he will be fine. It didn't hurt he just... Feels nothing.
Some more files may get made some day, but lest Jinx finds some way to feel something as he does this...
1) Jinx did something that he thinks fixed it so you can all see the files again, if not Jinx has one other thing he can try so let him know here if they still don't work.
2) As for the lack of them... Jinx bothered learning the craft because like a lot of people he saw it in cartoons as a pup and thought it looked cool. It was for like, maybe the first 5 times but it just got boring. It's like, not even burn out. It was more like let's see if Jinx can do it... And ya, he can. Point made... He tried to look for any way to have some passion for it as others do, not for your sake but because he thought it would be less time and energy than actually having a normal job. But when Jinx puts someone under, do you know what he feels? Nothing, nothing at all.
This runs so deep it took him this long just to say anything.
If you got Jinx to make files before don't feel bad, you didn't make the panda do anything. Some of you should know this all too well, but you really can't force him to do anything. He made his chooses, and he will be fine. It didn't hurt he just... Feels nothing.
Some more files may get made some day, but lest Jinx finds some way to feel something as he does this...
Rules for those looking to enter Adnix Manor
Posted 4 years agoSo... Jinx realized that his heavily enchanted home and the sometimes fussy nature of those who live there would leave the place with a lot of creepypast type rules... Here they are for those wanting to see.
Getting inside:
Rule #1: Don't bother knocking, if you are are to be allowed in you will find your key in a moment.
Rule #2: Make note of where and how you find your key, this will tell you what kind of guest you are.
-If you find the key in your hand, you have been excepted as a resident. You're room has been set up for you and the Adnixs shall send for anything you have left behind.
-If you find the key in your pocket, you have been excepted as a guest. You may enter, but do not try stay the night unless a bed is offered to you.
-If you find the key in your personal effects (In your purse/bag/binder/cardholder/tool box/etc.) your business is excepted. Enter and do what you need but do not linger for too long after.
-If you find the key in your shoe, or under your tongue you have been excepted as a thief. Make sure you put on a good show, and don't feel too guilty. After all, he wanted you to have it.
-If you fail to find a key, the Adnixs do not care to see you at this time. No ritual is needed, but hanging around on the property too long or begging to be let inside is seen as bothersome.
-If you find the key left laying around, it's already too late. If you are religious, make peace with your god or gods, if you have loved ones to wish farewell, text them. You do not have time for a call and the sounds can be quite unsettling.
Rule #3: Though Alex shows up from time to time, he is not a resident. Do not say that he is.
Rules for residents:
Rule #1: If you have made it this far, Jinx likes you just as you are, just be yourself.
Rule #2: Make sure Jinx and Mutt know about any habits you keep so they may add your rules.
Rules for guest:
Rule #1: If you hear or smell anyone making food and can not see Jinx, stay out of the kitchen. He hates being interrupted.
Rule #2: If you are offered any food, you must try a full bite of every dish on offer, no matter how strange they may seem.
-If you are worried you may be or are allergic to something offered, state so bluntly, do not apologize.
-Do not lie about having allergies, it will only make things much worse.
Rule #3: Be honest about the food. How else is he to know what you do and do not like?
Rule #4: If you can't find someone's room, it means you are not welcome there. Stop looking for it.
Rule #5: If Mutt seems to be ignoring you, she is. Let her.
Rule #6: Do not look for Ras. Do not ask to see Ras. If you need to see Ras at any point, the others will offer to take you to see him.
Rule #7: If Hex keeps looking at you, wait till you have her attention then belch or play with your belly a bit. Nothing bad will happen if you don't, but it's the only reliable way to get her to stop.
Rule #8: If it say "Mark" on it, don't touch it. Don't even look at it for too long.
Rule #9: If Mark tells you to leave, politely refuse to do so. All his threats are empty, but being unkind or ignoring him will result in you being kicked out by someone else.
Rule #10: If offered a gift from:
Mutt - Except it, you will need it soon.
Jinx - Except it or you are unlikely to get to return.
Morgan - Except the gift, no matter how much you hate it. She has her reasons for offering it to you.
Horus - You may refuse or except the gift, but few would ever chose the former.
Mark - Politely inform him that "[He] can't trick you so easily." No matter what he offers, it's always a booby trap.
Hex - If you except her first gift, you must except all her gifts. If you refuse the first gift, she will never offer you another.
Cookie: Except it, he worked hard on it, but make sure you ask for an explanation of what it actually does.
Alex - Flatly refuse. Get Morgan.
Ras - Unknown, he has never offered anyone a gift.
Rule #11: For those looking to give the residents a gift:
Mutt - As she lacks any physical form, gifts given to her must lack the same for her to enjoy them. Poetry is your best bet.
Jinx - He has most everything he wants, food, any form of art or any item made for babies or adult babies is your best bet.
Morgan - Unknown. She has excepted all gifts offered thus far but it is unknown what she does with them or if she even wants them.
Horus - Food or anything that can be worn on his body, make sure your gift is something you would like to see him eat or ware respectively. It's more fun for him that way.
Mark - Anything seen as dark/edgy/punk/emo. NEVER give him any part of your body including fluids.
Hex - A collar and leash. Do note she will take this to mean you want to be her pet.
Cookie - Components for his craft. What he needs is impossible to predict, ask him, he will not mind.
Alex - Never offer him anything. If he asks for something, give it to him quickly then get Morgan.
Ras - Nothing. If you must give him something, never try to get it back or replace it.
Rule #12: While playing music is fine, do not allow heavy base sounds to play.
Rule #13: Swear as much as you like at anyone you want, but no form of slur will be premiered.
Rule #14: If you see dirty dishes in the sink, wash them. If other residents offer to help, you may except, but never try to have Jinx do it.
Rules for workers:
Rule #1: If any part of the house seems unusually hard to alter in the course of your work, stop trying to alter it and find Mutt. She will advise you on what to do next.
Rule #2: If the alteration needs to be made quickly to avoid disaster, loudly announce "This is an emergency!" then try again.
Rule #3: If the house still resists, run as far as the empending emergency demands, loudly telling the others to follow you.
Rule #4: Do not bring any food with you unless you are prepared for it to be stolen.
Rule #5: If your food is stolen, tell one of the residents and they will get you something to eat. Keep in mind they all each have their own skills and habits:
Mutt - Victorian era foods. Nothing poison will be present.
Jinx - Can make most anything but asks a lot of questions about what you want.
Morgan - Much the same as Jinx, but asks very few questions. Make sure you inform her of any alterations you will be needing.
Horus - Much the same as Jinx and Morgan, asks how you will take your food but rarely makes suggestions.
Mark - Will not cook for you.
Hex - Baked goods. Asking her to cook for you is the same as excepting a gift from her.
Cookie - Soft tacos.
Alex - N/A
Ras - Chicken soup. What you can not eat yourself, insist he eat or he will cry.
Rule #6: While there is no need to run out the door, do not linger for too long after the job is done.
Rule #7: If you wake up in a bedroom, it means you fell asleep. Don't worry, Jinx will cover for you when your boss asks where you where.
Rule #8: If you fall asleep on the job Jinx will insist on cooking for you when you get up. Make sure you eat or he will not be able to stop worrying about you.
Rule #9: If you encounter anything you must interact with that bares the name "Mark", loudly state "Wow! This [item] is really cool! I wonder who it belongs to!" as sarcastically as you can. Mark will arrive shortly there after to inform you that it is his.
-If the item is a personal effect that was in your way, ask if you may have it. He will shout that you may not, grab it and run off.
-If the item is part of the manor itself, politely inform him that "[You] are fairly/quite sure it is Jinx's." before doing what you need to. Ignore his protests and threats.
-In the unlikely event that Mark does try anything, Jinx and/or Mutt will take care of him without you having to do anything.
-If there is no time to deal with Mark and his ritual, just do what you need too, though you will have to explain yourself later or bad things may happen.
Rule #10: Do not touch any paintings while Mutt is watching. She doesn't mind if they are touched, but hates to see it happen.
Rule #11: In the unlikely event that your duties take you to Ras, great him kindly but do not offer him your name till he has told you his own. Do not speak to him beyond this unless you must. Do not stair at him but make sure to look at him and smile now and again. If you must speak to him, be as polite as you are able.
Rules #12 If you manage to make Ras cry, bow your head, apologies, then get one of the other residents. Mark will berate and threaten you but all his threats are empty.
Rules for thieves:
None in particular, just make sure you give them a good show while "sneaking" around and make sure you grab something nice. If you still have it when you get out, you have earned it. If it's gone, just let it go.
And most of all, of all, no matter what kind of guest you are. If you keep finding yourself back in the entry way without looking for it, leave, or soon you will never find that room again.
Getting inside:
Rule #1: Don't bother knocking, if you are are to be allowed in you will find your key in a moment.
Rule #2: Make note of where and how you find your key, this will tell you what kind of guest you are.
-If you find the key in your hand, you have been excepted as a resident. You're room has been set up for you and the Adnixs shall send for anything you have left behind.
-If you find the key in your pocket, you have been excepted as a guest. You may enter, but do not try stay the night unless a bed is offered to you.
-If you find the key in your personal effects (In your purse/bag/binder/cardholder/tool box/etc.) your business is excepted. Enter and do what you need but do not linger for too long after.
-If you find the key in your shoe, or under your tongue you have been excepted as a thief. Make sure you put on a good show, and don't feel too guilty. After all, he wanted you to have it.
-If you fail to find a key, the Adnixs do not care to see you at this time. No ritual is needed, but hanging around on the property too long or begging to be let inside is seen as bothersome.
-If you find the key left laying around, it's already too late. If you are religious, make peace with your god or gods, if you have loved ones to wish farewell, text them. You do not have time for a call and the sounds can be quite unsettling.
Rule #3: Though Alex shows up from time to time, he is not a resident. Do not say that he is.
Rules for residents:
Rule #1: If you have made it this far, Jinx likes you just as you are, just be yourself.
Rule #2: Make sure Jinx and Mutt know about any habits you keep so they may add your rules.
Rules for guest:
Rule #1: If you hear or smell anyone making food and can not see Jinx, stay out of the kitchen. He hates being interrupted.
Rule #2: If you are offered any food, you must try a full bite of every dish on offer, no matter how strange they may seem.
-If you are worried you may be or are allergic to something offered, state so bluntly, do not apologize.
-Do not lie about having allergies, it will only make things much worse.
Rule #3: Be honest about the food. How else is he to know what you do and do not like?
Rule #4: If you can't find someone's room, it means you are not welcome there. Stop looking for it.
Rule #5: If Mutt seems to be ignoring you, she is. Let her.
Rule #6: Do not look for Ras. Do not ask to see Ras. If you need to see Ras at any point, the others will offer to take you to see him.
Rule #7: If Hex keeps looking at you, wait till you have her attention then belch or play with your belly a bit. Nothing bad will happen if you don't, but it's the only reliable way to get her to stop.
Rule #8: If it say "Mark" on it, don't touch it. Don't even look at it for too long.
Rule #9: If Mark tells you to leave, politely refuse to do so. All his threats are empty, but being unkind or ignoring him will result in you being kicked out by someone else.
Rule #10: If offered a gift from:
Mutt - Except it, you will need it soon.
Jinx - Except it or you are unlikely to get to return.
Morgan - Except the gift, no matter how much you hate it. She has her reasons for offering it to you.
Horus - You may refuse or except the gift, but few would ever chose the former.
Mark - Politely inform him that "[He] can't trick you so easily." No matter what he offers, it's always a booby trap.
Hex - If you except her first gift, you must except all her gifts. If you refuse the first gift, she will never offer you another.
Cookie: Except it, he worked hard on it, but make sure you ask for an explanation of what it actually does.
Alex - Flatly refuse. Get Morgan.
Ras - Unknown, he has never offered anyone a gift.
Rule #11: For those looking to give the residents a gift:
Mutt - As she lacks any physical form, gifts given to her must lack the same for her to enjoy them. Poetry is your best bet.
Jinx - He has most everything he wants, food, any form of art or any item made for babies or adult babies is your best bet.
Morgan - Unknown. She has excepted all gifts offered thus far but it is unknown what she does with them or if she even wants them.
Horus - Food or anything that can be worn on his body, make sure your gift is something you would like to see him eat or ware respectively. It's more fun for him that way.
Mark - Anything seen as dark/edgy/punk/emo. NEVER give him any part of your body including fluids.
Hex - A collar and leash. Do note she will take this to mean you want to be her pet.
Cookie - Components for his craft. What he needs is impossible to predict, ask him, he will not mind.
Alex - Never offer him anything. If he asks for something, give it to him quickly then get Morgan.
Ras - Nothing. If you must give him something, never try to get it back or replace it.
Rule #12: While playing music is fine, do not allow heavy base sounds to play.
Rule #13: Swear as much as you like at anyone you want, but no form of slur will be premiered.
Rule #14: If you see dirty dishes in the sink, wash them. If other residents offer to help, you may except, but never try to have Jinx do it.
Rules for workers:
Rule #1: If any part of the house seems unusually hard to alter in the course of your work, stop trying to alter it and find Mutt. She will advise you on what to do next.
Rule #2: If the alteration needs to be made quickly to avoid disaster, loudly announce "This is an emergency!" then try again.
Rule #3: If the house still resists, run as far as the empending emergency demands, loudly telling the others to follow you.
Rule #4: Do not bring any food with you unless you are prepared for it to be stolen.
Rule #5: If your food is stolen, tell one of the residents and they will get you something to eat. Keep in mind they all each have their own skills and habits:
Mutt - Victorian era foods. Nothing poison will be present.
Jinx - Can make most anything but asks a lot of questions about what you want.
Morgan - Much the same as Jinx, but asks very few questions. Make sure you inform her of any alterations you will be needing.
Horus - Much the same as Jinx and Morgan, asks how you will take your food but rarely makes suggestions.
Mark - Will not cook for you.
Hex - Baked goods. Asking her to cook for you is the same as excepting a gift from her.
Cookie - Soft tacos.
Alex - N/A
Ras - Chicken soup. What you can not eat yourself, insist he eat or he will cry.
Rule #6: While there is no need to run out the door, do not linger for too long after the job is done.
Rule #7: If you wake up in a bedroom, it means you fell asleep. Don't worry, Jinx will cover for you when your boss asks where you where.
Rule #8: If you fall asleep on the job Jinx will insist on cooking for you when you get up. Make sure you eat or he will not be able to stop worrying about you.
Rule #9: If you encounter anything you must interact with that bares the name "Mark", loudly state "Wow! This [item] is really cool! I wonder who it belongs to!" as sarcastically as you can. Mark will arrive shortly there after to inform you that it is his.
-If the item is a personal effect that was in your way, ask if you may have it. He will shout that you may not, grab it and run off.
-If the item is part of the manor itself, politely inform him that "[You] are fairly/quite sure it is Jinx's." before doing what you need to. Ignore his protests and threats.
-In the unlikely event that Mark does try anything, Jinx and/or Mutt will take care of him without you having to do anything.
-If there is no time to deal with Mark and his ritual, just do what you need too, though you will have to explain yourself later or bad things may happen.
Rule #10: Do not touch any paintings while Mutt is watching. She doesn't mind if they are touched, but hates to see it happen.
Rule #11: In the unlikely event that your duties take you to Ras, great him kindly but do not offer him your name till he has told you his own. Do not speak to him beyond this unless you must. Do not stair at him but make sure to look at him and smile now and again. If you must speak to him, be as polite as you are able.
Rules #12 If you manage to make Ras cry, bow your head, apologies, then get one of the other residents. Mark will berate and threaten you but all his threats are empty.
Rules for thieves:
None in particular, just make sure you give them a good show while "sneaking" around and make sure you grab something nice. If you still have it when you get out, you have earned it. If it's gone, just let it go.
And most of all, of all, no matter what kind of guest you are. If you keep finding yourself back in the entry way without looking for it, leave, or soon you will never find that room again.
Jinx is apolitical?...
Posted 4 years agoNo... Not really... Like not at all...
Economy:
Capitalism is likely one of the dumbest things Jinx has ever heard of. You keep creating new work so that people will have to do more things, work that dose not help anyone. Just delete it. When a public work needs to be done conscript people though a lottery, and when you are not given a job in this way, good for you. Go draw a picture, play a video game, work on your tan, or something.
Ya, the wealthy will lose their nice things. What's your point?
Environment:
Climate change is real, it is because of human action, and we will all die unless those in power are made to stop. Not charged for it, forced to stop. As in lock them in a cage or put them in a shallow grave. It's not that complex.
Guns:
No. What the hell are you planing to do with that crazy thing? Get rid of it before someone gets hurt. You can play with it at the gun range if you like.
Hunters and farmers may have one (1) rifle for their jobs, that's it.
Paintball/airsoft/laser tag/models are fine, all display pieces must be fully decommissioned. (Yes, even the muskets and flint locks.)
Ya, there is more, but this feels like enough for now. Feel free to ask questions.
Economy:
Capitalism is likely one of the dumbest things Jinx has ever heard of. You keep creating new work so that people will have to do more things, work that dose not help anyone. Just delete it. When a public work needs to be done conscript people though a lottery, and when you are not given a job in this way, good for you. Go draw a picture, play a video game, work on your tan, or something.
Ya, the wealthy will lose their nice things. What's your point?
Environment:
Climate change is real, it is because of human action, and we will all die unless those in power are made to stop. Not charged for it, forced to stop. As in lock them in a cage or put them in a shallow grave. It's not that complex.
Guns:
No. What the hell are you planing to do with that crazy thing? Get rid of it before someone gets hurt. You can play with it at the gun range if you like.
Hunters and farmers may have one (1) rifle for their jobs, that's it.
Paintball/airsoft/laser tag/models are fine, all display pieces must be fully decommissioned. (Yes, even the muskets and flint locks.)
Ya, there is more, but this feels like enough for now. Feel free to ask questions.
Free story YCH - Round 1
Posted 4 years agoSo, Jinx is working on a sumo story with 15 chapters. In each one he will take on another sumo, beat them, and copy some trait from them. But as Jinx has a trainer at his side in the story, he thought he could give the other sumos their own trainers, and thought it may be fun to let some of his lovely readers be said trainers.
Rules to enter are simple. Just post a comment on the prologue (https://www.furaffinity.net/view/40684951/) and you're done. (You must be 18 or older as the stories are NSFW.)
As their are 15 sumos that makes 15 slots. You can enter as many drawings as you like but may only actually win 1 of them.
Jinx will not list the sumos here as some people like to be surprised, but if you want to know the curent sumo or see the roster, just send Jinx a note or poke him on Telegram/Discord.
And for those wanting to know, the stories will have:
-Sumo
-Musclegut
-Light TF
-Gay sex
-Male lactation
-Bustyboys
Rules to enter are simple. Just post a comment on the prologue (https://www.furaffinity.net/view/40684951/) and you're done. (You must be 18 or older as the stories are NSFW.)
As their are 15 sumos that makes 15 slots. You can enter as many drawings as you like but may only actually win 1 of them.
Jinx will not list the sumos here as some people like to be surprised, but if you want to know the curent sumo or see the roster, just send Jinx a note or poke him on Telegram/Discord.
And for those wanting to know, the stories will have:
-Sumo
-Musclegut
-Light TF
-Gay sex
-Male lactation
-Bustyboys
They really fucked up hu?
Posted 4 years agoTrump manged to bring the stupidity to a pound that even furries felt comfortable saying something about it, Mitch is being called a traitor by everyone on his left for supporting Trump and everyone on his right for telling Trump off.
Personally Jinx is glad to see that some of you have finally found something to make your voice heard on. Now let's try a little housekeeping shall we? We have our own Trump style ideots and they in turn have their own Mitchs telling us to just let them be.
And ya, fuck those people who stormed the capital for acknowledging the election. Storm them for welcoming lobbyists.
Personally Jinx is glad to see that some of you have finally found something to make your voice heard on. Now let's try a little housekeeping shall we? We have our own Trump style ideots and they in turn have their own Mitchs telling us to just let them be.
And ya, fuck those people who stormed the capital for acknowledging the election. Storm them for welcoming lobbyists.
Sorry Jins's replys are so short right now.
Posted 4 years agoJinx seems to have hurt his thumb in such a way that makes it painful to use his keyboard. He will mostly be on Telegram where he can still type OK with just the one hand till this small but painful cut heals.
One would think Jinx would like this day...
Posted 5 years agoNope. Not at all.
Used not only to sweep a massacre under the rug so that we need not feel guilty about stolen land, used not only by corporations as a means to take back what little they relent to use while convincing us we like it, Jinx is simply not fond of any of the foods served at the events.
Used not only to sweep a massacre under the rug so that we need not feel guilty about stolen land, used not only by corporations as a means to take back what little they relent to use while convincing us we like it, Jinx is simply not fond of any of the foods served at the events.
Jinx just needs to say something.
Posted 5 years agoLove potions are not romantic at all. They are date rape drugs.
Often long term and made with some kind of magic. But they are date rape drugs.
Please stop making good guys use them. Also maybe make them illegal.
Often long term and made with some kind of magic. But they are date rape drugs.
Please stop making good guys use them. Also maybe make them illegal.
Jinx has Animal Crossing now.
Posted 5 years agoSW-1716-4974-3779
You can contact her on Discord or Telegram to ask her to get on, she will not be mad.
You can contact her on Discord or Telegram to ask her to get on, she will not be mad.
[Nothing meaningful]
Posted 5 years agoJinx's F-List
Like Jinx said. iOS just has a bug in the browser that stops it from opening likes with a "%20" in it. "%20" is used to add a space. This bug has been there for years... How are people OK with this?
Like Jinx said. iOS just has a bug in the browser that stops it from opening likes with a "%20" in it. "%20" is used to add a space. This bug has been there for years... How are people OK with this?
A change in cannon and sona alike.
Posted 5 years agoSo yes... Jinx is still Jinx, but the cannon is being given a hard reboot... Is hard reboot even a strong enough term?
Like, the cannon, all of it is being thrown out. Literally all of it. The elder god persona likely still exists in some capacity, but that would be its own sprite thing now.
"So, what about your old powers?"
They where not really powers, just how being an elder god works is all. But ya, they are gone.
"Is anything from your old sona staying?"
The universe itself most likely, but recons will be happening... Probably anyway.
"Did I learn the cannon for nothing then?"
... Maybe... The old persona is likely around somewhere, maybe we will even see them again, who can say?
"What happened to the panda?"
No idea, he was last seen playing strip D&D with his friends.
"Is he OK?"
Ya, he is an elder god, so even if something killed him he would just wake up later.
"So, are you still Jinx or?..."
Yes, Jinx is always Jinx. But has changed.
"... What?"
It's OK. But the old cannon is gone.
"Are we still related?"
Well... Like... Sort of, we will get to that OK?
"What is your new sona?"
Ah, finally. Jinx is now a dragon. A very thicc female dragon with a womb full of eggs which she can't birth. (Permanent pregnancy, for now anyway.) She is born of the abyss, the darkness that lives within us all. Basically magical existentialism.
"So... Do you have any powers then?"
Like with her former self, Jinx has little real power, but a sort of set of complex rules for herself. It will take time for her to figure out what she can do. For now, it's a mystery, even to her.
Like, the cannon, all of it is being thrown out. Literally all of it. The elder god persona likely still exists in some capacity, but that would be its own sprite thing now.
"So, what about your old powers?"
They where not really powers, just how being an elder god works is all. But ya, they are gone.
"Is anything from your old sona staying?"
The universe itself most likely, but recons will be happening... Probably anyway.
"Did I learn the cannon for nothing then?"
... Maybe... The old persona is likely around somewhere, maybe we will even see them again, who can say?
"What happened to the panda?"
No idea, he was last seen playing strip D&D with his friends.
"Is he OK?"
Ya, he is an elder god, so even if something killed him he would just wake up later.
"So, are you still Jinx or?..."
Yes, Jinx is always Jinx. But has changed.
"... What?"
It's OK. But the old cannon is gone.
"Are we still related?"
Well... Like... Sort of, we will get to that OK?
"What is your new sona?"
Ah, finally. Jinx is now a dragon. A very thicc female dragon with a womb full of eggs which she can't birth. (Permanent pregnancy, for now anyway.) She is born of the abyss, the darkness that lives within us all. Basically magical existentialism.
"So... Do you have any powers then?"
Like with her former self, Jinx has little real power, but a sort of set of complex rules for herself. It will take time for her to figure out what she can do. For now, it's a mystery, even to her.
And we are back.
Posted 5 years agoJinx's new computer is set up... Or well, the most important parts are anyway. Much configuring, much installing, such is the life of a Gentoo user.
But he can talk to you all on Telegram again and will have Discord shortly after posting this.
But he can talk to you all on Telegram again and will have Discord shortly after posting this.
Lorge panda will be largly unreachable for a few days
Posted 5 years agoDo not worry it is nothing bad. Just the computer Jinx though he would have on the 30st will be arriving, and do to something rather complicated he can not have both desktops connected to the internet at the same time. He will however be reachable for a few hours before work.
The set up will likely take a day or too as Jinx uses Gentoo which can be fussy at times, but Jinx has gotten farly good at it.
The set up will likely take a day or too as Jinx uses Gentoo which can be fussy at times, but Jinx has gotten farly good at it.
Heavy pandas may be unreachable for a few days; Jan30-??
Posted 5 years agoBefore you worry, nothing is wrong. Jinx just ordered a new desktop as his current one is aging and the new one will likely arrive on the 30th. Reaching him before he has it set up (Which may take a day or two do to how throw he likes to be.) will be largely impossible. There is no work around, no way of getting to him. So if you need something, make sure you do it before then OK?
A little help maybe?
Posted 6 years agotl;dr Jinx needs a little money and so is swelling a ready made weight gain hypnosis file that pumps you up to 8,000Lbs for $25. It's already made so you will get your download link as soon as Jinx gets his money.
So... Jinx was being foolish with his money. Bought a lot of games while on hiatus after his last job (Evil bosses.) and now dosen't have much left to his name.
He is not in any danger, all his bills are payed up he has food, (Not good food but food.) and can get a refund on some of his more regrettable perches. He even has a new job. But even with the refunds, he comes up a bit short on being able to get the cloths he needs to comply with the uniform. (A black button up shirt and black belt. Both of with cost WAY more than what should be legal.)
Jinx is not asking for any sort of hand out though. Last night he made a new hypnosis file which he is now selling for $25. Also his commissions are open now, though his price has changed. Now it's just $50 no matter how much you want in.
So... Jinx was being foolish with his money. Bought a lot of games while on hiatus after his last job (Evil bosses.) and now dosen't have much left to his name.
He is not in any danger, all his bills are payed up he has food, (Not good food but food.) and can get a refund on some of his more regrettable perches. He even has a new job. But even with the refunds, he comes up a bit short on being able to get the cloths he needs to comply with the uniform. (A black button up shirt and black belt. Both of with cost WAY more than what should be legal.)
Jinx is not asking for any sort of hand out though. Last night he made a new hypnosis file which he is now selling for $25. Also his commissions are open now, though his price has changed. Now it's just $50 no matter how much you want in.
So... Anything you guys want to know about Jinx?
Posted 6 years agoTakeing some joint commissions with the wonderful Choice_D
Posted 7 years agoHello everyone. Jinx knows how much you all love his work, and who doesn't love getting more stuff for less money yes? And so, Jinx will be teaming up with the fabulous
choiced for a limited run of joint commissions.
What do joint commissions mean you may ask? While in this case, if you buy a story from
choiced for $30, Jinx will bring that story to life though hypnosis, make the story play out as a hyper vivid dream that can fool all 5 of your senses, casting you as anyone you like in the story. Even going so far as to let you have their body while the story plays out.
Your story has things that shatter the laws of physics? Takes place over a long time? No problem. Jinx can easily brake those pesky physics and mess with your sense of time.
Maybe you would rather have the story become something akin to a movie? Again, no worries, Jinx can do that as well.
We only have 3 slots at the moment so make sure to get yours before they are gone by noting
choiced with the details of what you want.

What do joint commissions mean you may ask? While in this case, if you buy a story from

Your story has things that shatter the laws of physics? Takes place over a long time? No problem. Jinx can easily brake those pesky physics and mess with your sense of time.
Maybe you would rather have the story become something akin to a movie? Again, no worries, Jinx can do that as well.
We only have 3 slots at the moment so make sure to get yours before they are gone by noting

Comissions are open again. (Yay!)
Posted 7 years agoYes, they are open, so more hypnosis. Fun yes?
The pricing has changed though, they are all just $20 now. No more math because that seemed to be bugging people.
The pricing has changed though, they are all just $20 now. No more math because that seemed to be bugging people.
Change of rates
Posted 7 years agoAs Jinx's odd rates where causing so much confusion Jinx has decided that all his sessions will just have a flat rate of $20.
You can still get as many fetishes as you like and carry them as far as you want, only the pricing has changed.
You can still get as many fetishes as you like and carry them as far as you want, only the pricing has changed.