I've seen lots of cannabutter vids, but this is the best one I have seen so far. I highly recommend it.
https://youtu.be/xCB6n3M6j40

Lemme know your score, each Yes is 1 point.

-Do you love classic stoner music like Sublime, Beatles, Pink Floyd, Marley, etc.? [y]
-Do you love modern stoner music like Snoop Dogg, Kid Cudi, Tenacious D, Gorillaz, etc.? [y]
-Would you pick weed over sex at least 5 times out of 10? [y] :)
-Going to a movie without smoking is no fun? [y]
-Do you have more than 1 dealer? [n]
-Is Taco Bell your favorite food? [y]
-Is your "high self" a better person than your sober self? [y]
-If you could, would you smoke MORE than once, every day? [y]
-Do you smoke before going to work or school? [y]
-Does mention of ounces or grams automatically make you want to smoke? [y]
-Do the majority of your friends smoke weed? [y]
-Do you know what THC stands for? [y]
-Do you often say, "Wait, what was I talking about?" [y]
-Do you remember your first smoke? [y]
-Do you read highDEAs, even if you aren't high? [y]
-Would you refuse to date someone because they didn't smoke up? [y]
-Have you ever made a smoking device? [y]
-Does everyone know you're a stoner, even if they've just met you? [y]
-Have you ever plainly talked about weed to a teacher, parent, or boss? [y]
-Are you high right now? [n] :( (but I am now woooooo)

18/20 :D

smoke weed anyways. it's never gonna be legalized now.

Go to Google and type in "did p" and the first suggestion is "did prop 19 pass"

Even though it's losing, this may cheer you up. Lots of people care and are hoping for the best.

http://stash.norml.org/californias-.....sis#more-17744

^^Check the link, I don't feel like copypasting^^

It's getting closer and closer to election day, and I felt I should remind you Cali stoners of the importance of this election for our cause. However! A lot of people seem to be FOR or AGAINST Prop-19 without ever having read it. I suggest you take a look above before making a decision.

It is biased in favor of Prop 19 but it's a great link to check out anyways because it explains evertyhing that a person not familiar with Cali law (and earlier propositions) may not understand.

I JUST REALIZED

IF THERE ARE TWO PEOPLE

AND ONE SLICE OF PIZZA





YOU CAN CUT THE SLICE IN HALF (hotdog style) AND THERE WILL BE
TWO
SLICES
OF PIZZA


WHAT THE FUCK

Anybody know where to get a glass sobe bottle or can send me one? They've switched to plastic where I live. I will draw you art for it but I don't have much money... I can really only pay you for shipping, if you send me one. I'd rather find a place to buy one (online).

as fuuuuuuuck?
https://youtu.be/i2spZ-NDfS4

Nah, not leaving this account, but my main,  milk-bone is NO LONGER IN USE. I now reside at so if you didn't get the message on my main account, or you just don't watch me there but want to, go to .

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Do you guys ever get nostalgic about random stuff for no reason?

I was thinking about high school. I always hated school because I had crappy grades (at least once I was in public school I did). But I was remembering how back at Theodore High, it was the best thing ever to get a paper ball thrown at you.

Let me elaborate.

Back during my freshman year, drug deals went down at school a lot. I used to buy from a chick named Shae. Bit of an asshole, but she was cool if you knew her. Dyking as you could possibly be lol, she was pretty attractive though. Anyways, we had no classes together, so I'd give my friend the cash and he'd pass it off to her. When we'd see each other in the halls, she'd toss me a paperball. As far as teachers knew, we were just kids passing notes between classes. Then I'd take that paperball home and unwrap a sweet stinky bag o' weed :D

Anybody else got some fun high school stories?

RIP, my awesome pot leaf necklace ;n; A friend of mine here on FA sent me an awesome necklace quite some months ago and I wore it all the time, but it was glass and I dropped it on a tile floor and it broke. And I was/am super sadface :'C

If anyone knows where to get one (not in a square of glass, the pendant is SHAPED like a pot leaf) please let me know. I'll pay you back if you send it to me, I really would love a new one but I can't seem to find another.

I decided to quit drugs. (Except Mary Jane. We're going steady)

I'm gonna try not to drink until I'm well, legally old enough to drink :I Sucks donit? I can join the army and die but GOD FORBID I want a sip of Jim Beam to take the edge off. FUCK THE FED

Like an ant. Think about it. A regular donut would be huge. And a bowl would be like enough weed to make you high for a month nonstop.

also add me on twitter and lets share stoner tweets?

EVERYTHANG IS GONNA BE ALL RIGHT
SELL YA DOPE :D
MAKE YO MONEY
EVERY NIGHT
THEM BROTHAS ROUND THE CO'NAH
THEY WANNA START A FIGHT :[
SELL YA DOPE :D
KEEP ON HUSTLIN'
UNTIL YO MONEY'S RIGHT
YOU AND YA GIRL
YOU ARGUE EVERY NIGHT
SELL YA DOPE :D
ESPECIALLY WHEN YO POCKET'S TIGHT
YOU CAN'T FIND A JOB
BECUZ YO SKIN AIN'T WHITE :[
SELL YA DOPE :D
BROTHA YOU KNOW THIS WORLD AIN'T RIGHT

https://youtu.be/-o90hl19SJs

If you're hungry and horny at the same time are you horngry?


and what do you do about it?

I just killed 2 weeks of perfect dieting with a macro bowl of vanilla ice cream w/ chocolate syrup


damnit

That you blasted Journey "Don't Stop Believing" through your surround sound, singing along dramatically and being close to tears with awesome, so filled with musical power that you screamed the words until your neighbor came to quiet you down or call the cops?

Yeah, me neither...

---edit---

STRANGERS. WAITING. UP AND DOWN THE BOULEVARD. THEIR SHADOWS SEARCHIN' IN THE NIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHTS

In my nightstand, is where it is.

God, I love my friends so much.

I go over to his house to smoke a j, bring no money or anything, just my bubbler in case he decides he wants to borrow it since I have no cash to buy moar weed, ergo no reason to have the bubbler. Instead of borrowing it, HE STRAIGHT UP GIVES ME A DIME. Like, a straight dime, not even chintzy or nothin, lol.

I LOVE YOU FRIEND, even though you're a /b/tard and can't accept my MURRY LIFESTYLE.

Who wants to ride this

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010.....90_634x914.jpg

Cuz I'm pretty sure it would make my life complere

pardon my french but when I'm high, I just don't give enough of a fuck to type properly. I make a lot of typos. This is what I just sent Chip over IM:

" They look like they were hard to do.
Aloo high
hi, I mean
but both actually
Also* not aloo"

Also something else that make me laugh so hard I can't stope :C