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General | Posted 15 years agoShamelessly stolen from [faicon]mintbutt[/faicon]
[X] You know how to make a pot of coffee.
[X] You keep track of dates using a calendar.
[X] You own a credit card.
[X] You know how to change the oil in a car.
[X] You've done your own laundry.
[X] You can vote in an election.
[X] You can cook for yourself.
[] You think politics are interesting.
TOTAL SO FAR: 7
[] You show up late for work a lot.
[x] You always carry a pen/pencil in your bag/purse/pocket.
[] You've never gotten a detention.
[] You have forgotten your own birthday.
[] You like to take walks by yourself.
[X] You know what credibility means, without looking it up.
[X] You drink caffeine at least once a week.
TOTAL SO FAR: 10
[X] You know how to do the dishes.
[] You can count to 10 in another language.
[X] When you say you're going to do something you USUALLY do it.
[x] You can mow the lawn.
[] You study even when you don't have to.
[X] You have hand washed a car before.
TOTAL SO FAR: 14
[X] You can spell experience, without looking it up.
[] The people at Starbucks know you by name.
[] Your favorite kind of food is take out.
[X] You can go to the store without getting something you don't need.
[] You understand political jokes the first time they are said.
[X] You can type pretty quick.
TOTAL SO FAR: 17
[X] Your only friends are from your place of employment.
[X] You have been to a Tupperware party.
[X] You have realized that practically no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job.
[] You have more bills than you can pay.
[X] You have been to the beach.
[X] You use the internet every day.
[] You have been outside of your home country 3 or more times.
[X] You make your bed in the morning.
TOTAL SO FAR: 23
[X] You have filed a tax return
[X] You have used a pay phone
[] You have been served alcohol without being ID'd
[] You have purchased stamps at the grocery store
[X] You have purchased a lottery ticket
[X] You still have and use a VCR
TOTAL AGE: 27
[X] You know how to make a pot of coffee.
[X] You keep track of dates using a calendar.
[X] You own a credit card.
[X] You know how to change the oil in a car.
[X] You've done your own laundry.
[X] You can vote in an election.
[X] You can cook for yourself.
[] You think politics are interesting.
TOTAL SO FAR: 7
[] You show up late for work a lot.
[x] You always carry a pen/pencil in your bag/purse/pocket.
[] You've never gotten a detention.
[] You have forgotten your own birthday.
[] You like to take walks by yourself.
[X] You know what credibility means, without looking it up.
[X] You drink caffeine at least once a week.
TOTAL SO FAR: 10
[X] You know how to do the dishes.
[] You can count to 10 in another language.
[X] When you say you're going to do something you USUALLY do it.
[x] You can mow the lawn.
[] You study even when you don't have to.
[X] You have hand washed a car before.
TOTAL SO FAR: 14
[X] You can spell experience, without looking it up.
[] The people at Starbucks know you by name.
[] Your favorite kind of food is take out.
[X] You can go to the store without getting something you don't need.
[] You understand political jokes the first time they are said.
[X] You can type pretty quick.
TOTAL SO FAR: 17
[X] Your only friends are from your place of employment.
[X] You have been to a Tupperware party.
[X] You have realized that practically no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job.
[] You have more bills than you can pay.
[X] You have been to the beach.
[X] You use the internet every day.
[] You have been outside of your home country 3 or more times.
[X] You make your bed in the morning.
TOTAL SO FAR: 23
[X] You have filed a tax return
[X] You have used a pay phone
[] You have been served alcohol without being ID'd
[] You have purchased stamps at the grocery store
[X] You have purchased a lottery ticket
[X] You still have and use a VCR
TOTAL AGE: 27
I cost $4,050 a night
General | Posted 15 years agoShamelessly stole from MintButt.
Natural Hair Color:
[ ] Brown - $100
[x] Blonde - $50
[ ] Black - $15
[ ] Bald - $5
[ ] Other-$75
50
Eye Color:
[ ] Brown - $1
[ ] Green - $75
[ ] Blue $50
[x] Hazel $100
[ ] Other - $15
200
Height:
[ ] Over 7' - $200
[ ] 6'8" to 7' - $175
[x] 6'0" to 6'7" - $150
[ ] 5'5" to 5'11" - $75
[ ]4'9" to 5'4" - $45
[ ] Under 4'9 - $45
350
Age:
[x] 31 to 40 - $100
[ ] 26 to 30 - $75
[ ] 21 to 25 - $50
[ ] 19 to 20 - $25
[ ] 0 to 18 - $100
450
Birth Order:
[ ] Twins or more than twins - $300
[ ] First Born - $300
[ ] Only Child - $250
[ ] second born - $150
[ ] Middle child-$100
[x] Last Born - $100
[ ] third born - $100
[x] fourth born - $100
[ ] fifth born - $100
650
Drink?
[x] No - $400
[ ] Only Holidays - $250
[ ] Sometimes - $215
[ ] YES - $200
[ ] Only weekends - $350
[ ] Every other day - $50
[ ] Once a day - $15
[ ] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$
1,050
Vision?
[ ] perfect vision - $300
[ ] need or have glasses/contacts but don't wear them - $200
[ ] No correction $100
[x] Glasses - $50
[ ] contacts - $25
[ ] Surgical correction - $1
1,100
Car(s) Color:
[ ] Pink - $2,000
[ ] Maroon - $800
[ ] Gold - $700
[ ] Gray - $600
[x] Blue - $900
[ ] Obsdian - $800
[ ] White - $475
[ ] Red - $400
[ ] Green- $350
[ ] Silver $300
[ ] Purple- $250
[ ] Metallic - $200
[ ] Yellow - $100
[ ] Primer - $75
[ ] Tan- $20
[ ] Rusted - $15
[ ] No Car - $0
[ ] Other - $ 50
2,000
Shoe Size:
[x] 13+ - $300
[ ]12.5 to 13 - $250
[ ] 11 to 12 - $700
[ ] 7 to 10 - $500
[ ] Under 7- $550
2,300
Favorite Color(s):
[ ] Black - $450
[x] Green-$750
[ ] Red - $600
[ ] Yellow -$475
[ ] Brown - $50
[ ] Purple - $225
[ ] White - $400
[ ] Aqua - $350
[ ] Orange - $300
[ ] Blue - $300
[ ] Pink - $100
3,050
Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[ ] Yes - $0
[x]no- $1000
[ ] on some - $550
Total : 4,050
REPOST WITH TITLE:
"I cost $____ a night"
Natural Hair Color:
[ ] Brown - $100
[x] Blonde - $50
[ ] Black - $15
[ ] Bald - $5
[ ] Other-$75
50
Eye Color:
[ ] Brown - $1
[ ] Green - $75
[ ] Blue $50
[x] Hazel $100
[ ] Other - $15
200
Height:
[ ] Over 7' - $200
[ ] 6'8" to 7' - $175
[x] 6'0" to 6'7" - $150
[ ] 5'5" to 5'11" - $75
[ ]4'9" to 5'4" - $45
[ ] Under 4'9 - $45
350
Age:
[x] 31 to 40 - $100
[ ] 26 to 30 - $75
[ ] 21 to 25 - $50
[ ] 19 to 20 - $25
[ ] 0 to 18 - $100
450
Birth Order:
[ ] Twins or more than twins - $300
[ ] First Born - $300
[ ] Only Child - $250
[ ] second born - $150
[ ] Middle child-$100
[x] Last Born - $100
[ ] third born - $100
[x] fourth born - $100
[ ] fifth born - $100
650
Drink?
[x] No - $400
[ ] Only Holidays - $250
[ ] Sometimes - $215
[ ] YES - $200
[ ] Only weekends - $350
[ ] Every other day - $50
[ ] Once a day - $15
[ ] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$
1,050
Vision?
[ ] perfect vision - $300
[ ] need or have glasses/contacts but don't wear them - $200
[ ] No correction $100
[x] Glasses - $50
[ ] contacts - $25
[ ] Surgical correction - $1
1,100
Car(s) Color:
[ ] Pink - $2,000
[ ] Maroon - $800
[ ] Gold - $700
[ ] Gray - $600
[x] Blue - $900
[ ] Obsdian - $800
[ ] White - $475
[ ] Red - $400
[ ] Green- $350
[ ] Silver $300
[ ] Purple- $250
[ ] Metallic - $200
[ ] Yellow - $100
[ ] Primer - $75
[ ] Tan- $20
[ ] Rusted - $15
[ ] No Car - $0
[ ] Other - $ 50
2,000
Shoe Size:
[x] 13+ - $300
[ ]12.5 to 13 - $250
[ ] 11 to 12 - $700
[ ] 7 to 10 - $500
[ ] Under 7- $550
2,300
Favorite Color(s):
[ ] Black - $450
[x] Green-$750
[ ] Red - $600
[ ] Yellow -$475
[ ] Brown - $50
[ ] Purple - $225
[ ] White - $400
[ ] Aqua - $350
[ ] Orange - $300
[ ] Blue - $300
[ ] Pink - $100
3,050
Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[ ] Yes - $0
[x]no- $1000
[ ] on some - $550
Total : 4,050
REPOST WITH TITLE:
"I cost $____ a night"
My Fine is $45
General | Posted 15 years agoThe Rules: This is fun to do. Just read the 'offense' and if you've done it, you owe that fine.
You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.
NOTE: fines to be added once, not for how ever many times you have done it. And be honest.
Smoked weed -- $10
Did acid or pills -- $5
Ever had sex at church -- $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- $40
Had sex with someone on MySpace/Facebook/Bebo/FA? etc -- $25
Had sex for money -- $100
Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- $20
Vandalized something -- $20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Beat up someone -- $20
Been jumped -- $10
Cross dressed -- $10
Given money to stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Kissed someone who's name you didn't know -- $0.10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15
Ever drive and drank -- $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
Used toys while having sex -- $30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20
Went skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Cheated on your significant other -- $10
Masturbated -- $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- $20
Done oral -- $5
Got oral -- $5
Done / got oral in a vehicle while it was moving -- $25
Stole something -- $10
Had sex with someone in jail -- $25
Made a nasty home video or took pictures -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in public -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex --$25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars-- $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Had sex with someone under the age accepted by rule of thumb (half your age plus 7) -- $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time-- $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Went streaking -- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15
Pissed in the pool -- $0.50
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20
Had sex with your best friend -- $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $25
Had anal sex -- $80
Lied to your mate -- $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25
Tally it up and put it on your status as: "My Fine Is..." (nothing else) then repost.
Compared to some of the others . . . I'm a saint.
You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.
NOTE: fines to be added once, not for how ever many times you have done it. And be honest.
Smoked weed -- $10
Did acid or pills -- $5
Ever had sex at church -- $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- $40
Had sex with someone on MySpace/Facebook/Bebo/FA? etc -- $25
Had sex for money -- $100
Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- $20
Vandalized something -- $20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Beat up someone -- $20
Been jumped -- $10
Cross dressed -- $10
Given money to stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Kissed someone who's name you didn't know -- $0.10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15
Ever drive and drank -- $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
Used toys while having sex -- $30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20
Went skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Cheated on your significant other -- $10
Masturbated -- $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- $20
Done oral -- $5
Got oral -- $5
Done / got oral in a vehicle while it was moving -- $25
Stole something -- $10
Had sex with someone in jail -- $25
Made a nasty home video or took pictures -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in public -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex --$25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars-- $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Had sex with someone under the age accepted by rule of thumb (half your age plus 7) -- $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time-- $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Went streaking -- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15
Pissed in the pool -- $0.50
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20
Had sex with your best friend -- $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $25
Had anal sex -- $80
Lied to your mate -- $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25
Tally it up and put it on your status as: "My Fine Is..." (nothing else) then repost.
Compared to some of the others . . . I'm a saint.
Yes No Meme
General | Posted 15 years agoStoled from Wardy
1. You can ONLY answer Yes or No .
2. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages/comments you and asks. And believe me, the temptation to explain some of these will be overwhelming... things are not exactly as they seem.
3. It is harder than it looks, but NO explanations !!! You will want to... but don't!!!
Kissed any one of your Facebook friends? --- No
Been arrested? --- Yes
Kissed someone you didn't like? --- Yes
Slept in until 5 PM? --- No
Fallen asleep at work/school? --- No
Ran a red light? --- Yes
Been suspended from school? --- Yes
Experienced love at first sight? --- Yes
Totalled your car in an accident? --- No
Been fired from a job? --- No
Fired somebody? --- No
Sang karaoke? --- No
Pointed a gun at someone? --- No
Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? --- Yes
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? --- Yes
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? --- Yes
Kissed in the rain? --- No
Had a close brush with death (your own)? --- Yes
Seen someone die? --- Yes
Played spin-the-bottle? --- No
Sang in the shower? --- No
Smoked a cigar? --- No
Sat on a rooftop? --- Yes
Taken pictures of yourself naked? --- No
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? --- No
Skipped school? --- Yes
Eaten a bug? --- Yes
Sleepwalked? --- No
Walked a moonlit beach? --- No
Ridden a motorcycle? --- Yes
Dumped someone? --- No
Forgotten your anniversary? --- No
Lied to avoid a ticket? --- No
Ridden on a helicopter? --- No
Shaved your head? --- No
Blacked out from drinking? --- No
Played a prank on someone? --- Yes
Hit a home run? --- No
Felt like killing someone? --- Yes
Cross-dressed? --- No
Been falling-down drunk? --- No
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? --- No
Eaten snake? --- No
Marched/Protested? --- Yes
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? --- No
Puked on amusement ride? --- No
Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? --- Yes
Been in a band? --- No
Knitted? --- No
Been on TV? --- Yes
Shot a gun? --- Yes
Skinny-dipped? --- No
Caused someone to need stitches? --- No
Ridden a surfboard? --- No
Drank straight from a liquor bottle? --- No
Had surgery? --- Yes
Streaked? --- No
Taken by ambulance to hospital? --- No
Passed out when not drinking? --- No
Peed on a bush? --- No
Donated Blood? --- No
Grabbed electric fence? --- No
Eaten alligator meat? --- No
Eaten cheesecake? --- Yes
Eaten kids' Halloween candy? --- Yes
Killed an animal when not hunting? --- Yes
Peed your pants in public? --- No
Written graffiti? --- No
Still love someone you shouldn't? --- Yes
Think about the future? --- Yes
Been in handcuffs? --- Yes
Believe in love? --- Yes
Sleep on a certain side of the bed? --- No
1. You can ONLY answer Yes or No .
2. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages/comments you and asks. And believe me, the temptation to explain some of these will be overwhelming... things are not exactly as they seem.
3. It is harder than it looks, but NO explanations !!! You will want to... but don't!!!
Kissed any one of your Facebook friends? --- No
Been arrested? --- Yes
Kissed someone you didn't like? --- Yes
Slept in until 5 PM? --- No
Fallen asleep at work/school? --- No
Ran a red light? --- Yes
Been suspended from school? --- Yes
Experienced love at first sight? --- Yes
Totalled your car in an accident? --- No
Been fired from a job? --- No
Fired somebody? --- No
Sang karaoke? --- No
Pointed a gun at someone? --- No
Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? --- Yes
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? --- Yes
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? --- Yes
Kissed in the rain? --- No
Had a close brush with death (your own)? --- Yes
Seen someone die? --- Yes
Played spin-the-bottle? --- No
Sang in the shower? --- No
Smoked a cigar? --- No
Sat on a rooftop? --- Yes
Taken pictures of yourself naked? --- No
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? --- No
Skipped school? --- Yes
Eaten a bug? --- Yes
Sleepwalked? --- No
Walked a moonlit beach? --- No
Ridden a motorcycle? --- Yes
Dumped someone? --- No
Forgotten your anniversary? --- No
Lied to avoid a ticket? --- No
Ridden on a helicopter? --- No
Shaved your head? --- No
Blacked out from drinking? --- No
Played a prank on someone? --- Yes
Hit a home run? --- No
Felt like killing someone? --- Yes
Cross-dressed? --- No
Been falling-down drunk? --- No
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? --- No
Eaten snake? --- No
Marched/Protested? --- Yes
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? --- No
Puked on amusement ride? --- No
Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? --- Yes
Been in a band? --- No
Knitted? --- No
Been on TV? --- Yes
Shot a gun? --- Yes
Skinny-dipped? --- No
Caused someone to need stitches? --- No
Ridden a surfboard? --- No
Drank straight from a liquor bottle? --- No
Had surgery? --- Yes
Streaked? --- No
Taken by ambulance to hospital? --- No
Passed out when not drinking? --- No
Peed on a bush? --- No
Donated Blood? --- No
Grabbed electric fence? --- No
Eaten alligator meat? --- No
Eaten cheesecake? --- Yes
Eaten kids' Halloween candy? --- Yes
Killed an animal when not hunting? --- Yes
Peed your pants in public? --- No
Written graffiti? --- No
Still love someone you shouldn't? --- Yes
Think about the future? --- Yes
Been in handcuffs? --- Yes
Believe in love? --- Yes
Sleep on a certain side of the bed? --- No
ABC Meme
General | Posted 15 years agoA- AVAILABLE: Yep
B - BIRTHDAY: December 12th
C - CRUSHING ON: Currently . . . no one
D - DRINK YOU LAST HAD: Diet Coke
E - EASIEST PERSON TO TALK TO: Steve and Jon
F - FAVORITE SONG: Linkin Park - In The End
G - GUMMY: Snake
H - HOMETOWN: Covina, CA
I - IN LOVE WITH: My car <3
J - JUGGLE: videogames, work, driving my car
K - KILLED SOMEONE: no, but I hit and killed a bird while driving once.
L - LONGEST CAR RIDE:Orange County, CA to Orange County, FL. Coast-to-coast in 2 1/2 days!
M- MILKSHAKE FLAVOR: Chokolate
N - NUMBER OF SIBLINGS: Three
O - ONE WISH: People would learn to drive. espically in parking lots. I've found three dents this year in my car while it was parked in a parking lot.
P - PERSON YOU CALLED LAST: My dad
Q- QUOTE: You rang?
R- REASON TO SMILE: It's warm and GMR (Glendora Mountan Road) is open!
S - SONG YOU LAST HEARD: Linkin Park - What I've Done
T - TIME YOU WOKE: 6:50am
U- UMBRELLA: In California, douring a drought?
V - VEGETABLE(S): Carrots
W - WORST HABIT: procrastinating
X - X-RAYS YOU'VE HAD: Ankle.
Y – YOYOS ARE: a projectile with a return string.
Z - ZODIAC SIGN: Sagittarius
B - BIRTHDAY: December 12th
C - CRUSHING ON: Currently . . . no one
D - DRINK YOU LAST HAD: Diet Coke
E - EASIEST PERSON TO TALK TO: Steve and Jon
F - FAVORITE SONG: Linkin Park - In The End
G - GUMMY: Snake
H - HOMETOWN: Covina, CA
I - IN LOVE WITH: My car <3
J - JUGGLE: videogames, work, driving my car
K - KILLED SOMEONE: no, but I hit and killed a bird while driving once.
L - LONGEST CAR RIDE:Orange County, CA to Orange County, FL. Coast-to-coast in 2 1/2 days!
M- MILKSHAKE FLAVOR: Chokolate
N - NUMBER OF SIBLINGS: Three
O - ONE WISH: People would learn to drive. espically in parking lots. I've found three dents this year in my car while it was parked in a parking lot.
P - PERSON YOU CALLED LAST: My dad
Q- QUOTE: You rang?
R- REASON TO SMILE: It's warm and GMR (Glendora Mountan Road) is open!
S - SONG YOU LAST HEARD: Linkin Park - What I've Done
T - TIME YOU WOKE: 6:50am
U- UMBRELLA: In California, douring a drought?
V - VEGETABLE(S): Carrots
W - WORST HABIT: procrastinating
X - X-RAYS YOU'VE HAD: Ankle.
Y – YOYOS ARE: a projectile with a return string.
Z - ZODIAC SIGN: Sagittarius
