i don't log into this account anymore.

if you want to get a hold of me for commissions or anything else you're far more likely to get a response at  epistaxiophilia . but you'll have to deal with weird porn there, so...

sage nods.

i almost forgot to drown in the shittiest halloween art i can muster

my amazing american bro is coming up all the way to canada on halloween too

and i'm going to be so poor

CRISIS ADVERTED

and not that i just broke my ds
but i broke my ds /5 gyms into pokemon X/

so it's not like i am just watching pokemon from a distance. it's that i had it. and it was good. i got all the taste

and now it the worlds tiniest paperweight

nods and sobs.

I HAVE A NEW HOUSE AND oh wait i dont have a scanner or a tablet anymore because i never owned a scanner and i dropped coffee on my tablet

oh

oh no

i was gunna be all 'SO WHO WANT TO PAY ME FOR ART' but i

oh no

HEY. SO, I've been unemployed for two months. Also, I can't afford my student loans this month! So... uh...

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/3396829/

?

Pretty please? I also make clay figures, http://www.furaffinity.net/view/8998821/ seen here; or, if you spy my dancing avatar or any of my other pixeled avatars, I would totally hit you up for a jittery fuck for $5. If you want some examples more then the kind of awful dancing I have going now, I can offer these examples.

At the very least, if anyone could tell me to possibly more money inclined followers, I'd appreciate it >>;;;

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ehuuehuehuhue


heheheh
heh

i'm going to beat the shit out of you a broom.

.. is there a rule against avatars that flash like this?

should i change it just because it'd be nicer? is it even threatening????

UHG. i just need to stick to pixel art if i want the transparency to ever fucking work right

..hey...

i wonder if people would pay money for flashy wiggle gif avatars.... :I i mean i know lots of people do it but...

i want to draw... but i`m out of sketchbooks...

AND NO ONE WILL BUY MY ART.....

soooonnnn

what shall i
drawwwww

I'm still jobless and sick! I have critters to feed, and my own health to think of, so even if you could toss a few dollars for a sketch or something, I'd be eternally grateful. Maybe even another journal pimp, if you're just as poor and derp as I am.

check out http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/3396829/ for more info!

i got fired for too many sick days after getting my wisdom teeth out have left me with a long line of health problems

i don't suppose anyone wants to commission me yet?

no?

didn't think so.

three syrians in 5 months.

i

what

wrex crushed herself from the wooden playhouse i had in her box
why syrians why

..

fawkes is freakishly skinny no matter how much i feed her

... lieutenant is fat n' happy. lieut, you are my man. never die. well, until you're old n' fat n' happy. then i guess it's okay.

I SURE HOPE ALL THESE LINKS WORK OKAY.

THAT'S RIGHT. I'm turning into a full fledged adult human, and I'm moving into my own apartment!... However, at the moment I don't really have the most stable job, and I just got a $150 dollar ticket over something incredibly stupid.(it was not having a train pass.) Here's hoping there's ANYONE out these during this turning-into-summer season that actually has money to help me. There's also a comic convention this weekend(where I'll mostly be high on codeine because the MAN is taking my wisdom teeth out tomorrow), but an ~amazing~ friend of mine is lending me some money for that already, for the price of some bitchin' arts.

Since I know this is a competitive sort of field, I'm going to offer what I'd LIKE for my art, but you're free to note me with 'well my character is more simple/complex, so this is what i'd LIKE to pay you.', and I can say sure/nahbrah. :>~

MOST RECENT COMMISSION GUIDE:
Examples of ALL the things!

Sketch: - I don't really have a lot of example of just sketches, at least not uploaded anywhere, but just assume any of the pen lined examples, but... without pen inks. Occasionally I'll grab a pencil crayon and add some colours, so if you want a colour or two just tell me and i'll see if I has. No extra cost for 1-2 extra colours. - $2
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Pen lines: - $5
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Digital Line: - I do all my work in Painttool SAI. This leaves my lineart with a round edge to it that doesn't taper at the end of a line.- $10
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(These examples go from a pen line to a flat colour.)
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Flat Colour: -Shading is hard for a crippled arm. :I i can flat colour some simple things, though. Look up for more flat colour examples.- $15
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Gradient shading - I just take a texture+gradient falling lighting in the top left corner to darkest in the bottom right, or whatever is most fitting to the picture. I can not 'shade' any other way, it's not worth the money I could get away with charging.- $16, +BK =$18
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JUST NOTE ME IF YOU'RE INTERESTED. Couples/Multiple characters, +$5. <:D please be interested. Someone. There's no cap as of yet, because I honestly won't hit a limit where I can't take any more, lol.


(If you would like something more... ~Adult~, in nature, hit up my dirty account,  epistaxiophilia. I won't sort through the samples there, but if you click around a bit you can find the specific styles. I'm fairly open to trying to draw new/weird things, but I probably won't draw muscle because I wouldn't do it well, or scat because I just don't think I could handle that club. Adult is no extra charge, note me if you want to just ask. :>~)

I KNOW I WATCH SOMEONE WHO DOES... And I know there's probably a lot of people out there who do, but there's someone I know who does it a lot.... preferably on commission. I've failed to draw a turian slightly too many times.

ANY HELP HERE PLEASE?

apparently is toes day, so thank you  raditz-wyvern for the toes.

getting shit ready to try to do commissions is hard >:0 any bitches out there want some free art to help motivate me?

-preenpreenpreen-