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General | Posted 13 years agoTwitch.tv/guardbreak
Umvc3 steamijg
Umvc3 steamijg
I'm stupid
General | Posted 14 years agoI've had my drivers license for about 2 days and I already locked my keys in my car.
attention all furries
General | Posted 14 years agoTheir is booze in my body. You are all dismissed from class
hahahaha
General | Posted 15 years agoSo one of my best friends (
Wild757) has been constantly giving me shit for being a furry and constantly brings up typical furry fetishes and it has been quite annoying. I know he has been on FA to find weird pictures and make fun of me for being apart of the fandom (i guess, its not really all that funny but really annoying). So I was at his house and on his laptop when I deside to look at FA to see what he's been searching, turns out he has an account for over a month now. His favorite box is full of porn that he has tried to give me shit about.
So everyone, please be a deer and introduce Wild757 to FA.
Wild757) has been constantly giving me shit for being a furry and constantly brings up typical furry fetishes and it has been quite annoying. I know he has been on FA to find weird pictures and make fun of me for being apart of the fandom (i guess, its not really all that funny but really annoying). So I was at his house and on his laptop when I deside to look at FA to see what he's been searching, turns out he has an account for over a month now. His favorite box is full of porn that he has tried to give me shit about.So everyone, please be a deer and introduce
Wild757 to FA.Gennifer "Genny" 1998-2011
General | Posted 15 years agoAfter 13 amazing years we finally had to let go, I will never forget my great puppy Genny.
Cub Porn
General | Posted 15 years agoSo its apparently really hard to just, you know, NOT look at cub porn?
Talladega frights
General | Posted 15 years agoFor all of you furfags who live in bakersfield, Talladega Fright haunted attraction opens today. It's located at 11811 Rosedale Highway; its giant dirt lot with a corn maze in the back, there are a bunch of talladega frights signs in front and a big ass chamber of chills billboard in front (assholes). It's $15 (I know thats alot) for a ticket but I do have discount flyers I have to give out, I don't know how to give them to the ones who need it but I'll think of something.
All of you need to go and get scared by me. Our schedual is here http://www.norrecreation.org/html/q......html#Calendar along with some other info.
If you have anyother questions just ask me.
All of you need to go and get scared by me. Our schedual is here http://www.norrecreation.org/html/q......html#Calendar along with some other info.
If you have anyother questions just ask me.
Another Celebrity Death
General | Posted 15 years agoGreg Giraldo (1965 - 2010)
Why must the gods take the comendians I actually like.
Why must the gods take the comendians I actually like.
Gamertag
General | Posted 15 years agoFinally got Xbox live. Add me
EvanswiftLS353
EvanswiftLS353
Im a meme whore
General | Posted 15 years agoAnswer this with only two words...
or else!
01. Yourself: White Fatty
02. Your boyfriend/girlfriend: File Missing
03. Your hair? Always perfect
04. Your mother: Love Her!!!
05. Your Father: BAD ASS!!!
06. Your Favorite Item: My Laptop
07. Your dream last night: Zombie Death
08. Your Favorite drink: Monty Dew
09. Your Dream Car: Harley Davison (Do choppers count?)
10. The Room You Are In: I cleaned
11. Your Ex: Druggy Whore
12. Your fear: The Ocean
13. Where you want to be in 10 years? Fur Affinity
14. Who did you hang out with last night? File Missing
15. What You’re Not: In Shape
16. Your Best Friend: ME BWAHAHA!!!
17. One of Your Wish List Items: Three Wishes
19. The Last Thing You Did: Answered 17
20. What You Are Wearing: Shirt, Pants
21. Your Favorite Weather: White Snow
22. Your Favorite Book: Far Side
23. The Last Thing You ate: A Penny (Seriously)
24. Your Life: Im Awesome
25. Your Mood: Feeling Glad
26. Your body: Sunshine bag
27. What are you thinking about right now: My Future
28. Your Crush: Evan Swift
29. What are you doing at the moment: Taking this quiz
30. Your summer schedule: Team Fortress
or else!
01. Yourself: White Fatty
02. Your boyfriend/girlfriend: File Missing
03. Your hair? Always perfect
04. Your mother: Love Her!!!
05. Your Father: BAD ASS!!!
06. Your Favorite Item: My Laptop
07. Your dream last night: Zombie Death
08. Your Favorite drink: Monty Dew
09. Your Dream Car: Harley Davison (Do choppers count?)
10. The Room You Are In: I cleaned
11. Your Ex: Druggy Whore
12. Your fear: The Ocean
13. Where you want to be in 10 years? Fur Affinity
14. Who did you hang out with last night? File Missing
15. What You’re Not: In Shape
16. Your Best Friend: ME BWAHAHA!!!
17. One of Your Wish List Items: Three Wishes
19. The Last Thing You Did: Answered 17
20. What You Are Wearing: Shirt, Pants
21. Your Favorite Weather: White Snow
22. Your Favorite Book: Far Side
23. The Last Thing You ate: A Penny (Seriously)
24. Your Life: Im Awesome
25. Your Mood: Feeling Glad
26. Your body: Sunshine bag
27. What are you thinking about right now: My Future
28. Your Crush: Evan Swift
29. What are you doing at the moment: Taking this quiz
30. Your summer schedule: Team Fortress
Names everywhere
General | Posted 15 years ago1. YOUR PORN STAR NAME: (first pet & street you grew up on)
Larry La Siesta
2.YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (fave ice cream flavor, favorite cookie)
Cookie dough oreo
3. YOUR "FLY Guy/Girl" NAME: (first initial of first name, first three letters of your last name)
Plam
4. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal)
Blue Fox
5. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born)
Evan Vancouver
6. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first)
Lampa (One of those green people I bet)
7. SUPERHERO NAME: ("The" + 2nd favorite color, favorite drink)
The Black soda (Too awesome for words)
8. NASCAR NAME: (the first names of your grandfathers)
Jerry Orvile (RIP Pappa Orvile)
9. STRIPPER NAME: (the name of your favorite perfume/cologne/scent, favorite candy)
Ass Twix
10.WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (father's & mother's middle names)
Evan Lynn (Me and my dad have the same middle name)
11. TV WEATHER ANCHOR NAME: (Your 5th grade teacher's last name, a major city that starts with the same letter)
Baxter Boston (Again, Way too awesome)
12. SPY NAME: (your favorite season/holiday, flower)
Winter Sunflower (Sound's like a sound a douchebag would come up with)
13. CARTOON NAME: (favorite fruit, article of clothing you're wearing right now + "ie" or "y")
Grape Shirty (O_o)
14. HIPPY NAME: (What you ate for breakfast, your favorite tree)
Toast Oak (O_o_O)
15. YOUR ROCKSTAR TOUR NAME: ("The" + Your fave hobby/craft, fave weather element + "Tour")
The Scaring snow tour
(Um... ok)
Larry La Siesta
2.YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (fave ice cream flavor, favorite cookie)
Cookie dough oreo
3. YOUR "FLY Guy/Girl" NAME: (first initial of first name, first three letters of your last name)
Plam
4. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal)
Blue Fox
5. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born)
Evan Vancouver
6. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first)
Lampa (One of those green people I bet)
7. SUPERHERO NAME: ("The" + 2nd favorite color, favorite drink)
The Black soda (Too awesome for words)
8. NASCAR NAME: (the first names of your grandfathers)
Jerry Orvile (RIP Pappa Orvile)
9. STRIPPER NAME: (the name of your favorite perfume/cologne/scent, favorite candy)
Ass Twix
10.WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (father's & mother's middle names)
Evan Lynn (Me and my dad have the same middle name)
11. TV WEATHER ANCHOR NAME: (Your 5th grade teacher's last name, a major city that starts with the same letter)
Baxter Boston (Again, Way too awesome)
12. SPY NAME: (your favorite season/holiday, flower)
Winter Sunflower (Sound's like a sound a douchebag would come up with)
13. CARTOON NAME: (favorite fruit, article of clothing you're wearing right now + "ie" or "y")
Grape Shirty (O_o)
14. HIPPY NAME: (What you ate for breakfast, your favorite tree)
Toast Oak (O_o_O)
15. YOUR ROCKSTAR TOUR NAME: ("The" + Your fave hobby/craft, fave weather element + "Tour")
The Scaring snow tour
(Um... ok)
I did it!
General | Posted 15 years agoI finally got my diploma!!!
Now what?
Now what?
It's offical
General | Posted 15 years agoI took 4 extra days but I finally graduated from High School.
Useless story of the day.
General | Posted 15 years agoI just encountered a test question about the story "A Seperate place" which asked,
When Gene arrives in the "Butt Room", Brinker announces:
One answer said: "Give it up now"
The real answer was "Here's your prisoner gentlemen".
And that was the useless story of the day.
When Gene arrives in the "Butt Room", Brinker announces:
One answer said: "Give it up now"
The real answer was "Here's your prisoner gentlemen".
And that was the useless story of the day.
I'm a furry
General | Posted 15 years ago1. (x) Have you ever howled at the moon? (When I was little)
2. (x) Have you ever barked at someone? (when I was little)
3. (x) Have you ever found yourself drawing or scribbling furry art when you're supposed to be doing something else? (What furry hasen't?)
4. (x) Have you ever worn an animal costume or tail as a child and pretended to be an animal? (I used to pretend to be a dragon)
5. ( ) Have you ever eaten out of a dog bowl?
6. ( ) Have you been to at least one furry con?
7. (/) Do you like to look at furry porn all the time? (That is half of an X)
8. ( ) Do you RP or play second life as a furry character?
9. ( ) Do you own a fursuit or at least a tail? (Shelby I wanna buy your red fox tail)
10. (X) Do you know what all these words mean or have used them at least once? (wut?)
11. ( ) Do you have at least 5 videos of you acting or doing something furry on youtube?
12. ( ) Has your anthropersona/character been drawn in a furry porn type manner?
13. ( ) Are you well known in the furry fandom?
14. (x) Do you dream furry while you sleep? (teehee)
15. (x) Would you transform into your character/fursona if you were given the chance to live like that for the rest of your life? (DNA change, I would also enhance my scenes and muscles)
16. ( ) Have you ever worn a collar?
17. ( ) Do you own more than 20 art badges of your fursonas or characters?
18. ( ) Have you been to more than 20 furry cons in your lifetime?
19. (X) Do you think that deep down you have the spirit of an animal within you?
20. (x) Do you enjoy hanging out with other furries?
21. (X) Do you think we should have a furry run for president of the USA? (I would vote for him/her for the novelty of a furry president)
22. (X) if you ever became rich would you own a room in your house that was just to display your fursuits or furry art?
23. (x) Is your best friend furry?
24. (/) Do your furry friends call you by your furry name in public? (Furloph calls me Evanswiftfox)
25. ( ) Have you been in the furry fandom for at least 5 years? (My second year)
Total: 13
1 to 5 = Furry wannabe.
6 to 10 = Furry newbie.
11 to 15 = Furry.
16 to 20 = Hardened Furry.
21 to 25 = Hardcore Furry.
2. (x) Have you ever barked at someone? (when I was little)
3. (x) Have you ever found yourself drawing or scribbling furry art when you're supposed to be doing something else? (What furry hasen't?)
4. (x) Have you ever worn an animal costume or tail as a child and pretended to be an animal? (I used to pretend to be a dragon)
5. ( ) Have you ever eaten out of a dog bowl?
6. ( ) Have you been to at least one furry con?
7. (/) Do you like to look at furry porn all the time? (That is half of an X)
8. ( ) Do you RP or play second life as a furry character?
9. ( ) Do you own a fursuit or at least a tail? (Shelby I wanna buy your red fox tail)
10. (X) Do you know what all these words mean or have used them at least once? (wut?)
11. ( ) Do you have at least 5 videos of you acting or doing something furry on youtube?
12. ( ) Has your anthropersona/character been drawn in a furry porn type manner?
13. ( ) Are you well known in the furry fandom?
14. (x) Do you dream furry while you sleep? (teehee)
15. (x) Would you transform into your character/fursona if you were given the chance to live like that for the rest of your life? (DNA change, I would also enhance my scenes and muscles)
16. ( ) Have you ever worn a collar?
17. ( ) Do you own more than 20 art badges of your fursonas or characters?
18. ( ) Have you been to more than 20 furry cons in your lifetime?
19. (X) Do you think that deep down you have the spirit of an animal within you?
20. (x) Do you enjoy hanging out with other furries?
21. (X) Do you think we should have a furry run for president of the USA? (I would vote for him/her for the novelty of a furry president)
22. (X) if you ever became rich would you own a room in your house that was just to display your fursuits or furry art?
23. (x) Is your best friend furry?
24. (/) Do your furry friends call you by your furry name in public? (Furloph calls me Evanswiftfox)
25. ( ) Have you been in the furry fandom for at least 5 years? (My second year)
Total: 13
1 to 5 = Furry wannabe.
6 to 10 = Furry newbie.
11 to 15 = Furry.
16 to 20 = Hardened Furry.
21 to 25 = Hardcore Furry.
RIP
General | Posted 15 years agoGary Coleman
(February 8, 1968 – May 28, 2010) age 42
(February 8, 1968 – May 28, 2010) age 42
Is it only me?
General | Posted 15 years agoAm I the only one who gets a raging semi when Minda calls me a "good boy" in twilight princess?
Life
General | Posted 15 years agoThere is one thing all of us have in common.
We've all been born and could die any minute. Nothing shows us that there is an afterlife, and nothing proves that we simply rot away like the memories of our mortality.
If you want people to mourn your death, you might as well tell them to mourn your birth, too. Both are inevitable.
This is in the back of our minds while we work from nine to five over a job we have no passion for so we can buy nice things to push the cold thought away.
So when you draw your last breath you will look back and see the times in your life where you could have lived to your full potential and really acomplish something worthwhile...
But instead you read journals on a furry website.
We've all been born and could die any minute. Nothing shows us that there is an afterlife, and nothing proves that we simply rot away like the memories of our mortality.
If you want people to mourn your death, you might as well tell them to mourn your birth, too. Both are inevitable.
This is in the back of our minds while we work from nine to five over a job we have no passion for so we can buy nice things to push the cold thought away.
So when you draw your last breath you will look back and see the times in your life where you could have lived to your full potential and really acomplish something worthwhile...
But instead you read journals on a furry website.
Swift's everywhere.
General | Posted 15 years agoTHE PAINFULLY AWKWARD MEME
-Name: Shelby Thackery
-Gender: Yes please
-Orientation: Grey fur
-Sign: <('.'<)
1. How much do you weigh?:
210lbs
2. Do you pee in the shower?:
Your supposed to pee?
3. Do you look in the toilet before flushing?:
Yes. Im a regular on ratemypoo.com
4. Are you a virgin? :
Nope.
5. If no, what is the weirdest thing your partner said to you during sex?:
Are you sure im drunk
6. What is the weirdest object you ever used for masturbation?:
Dev
7. What are your fetishes / kinks? List them all:
Airplanes
The Army
Ayn Rand
Barns
Birds
Boats
Boat People
Boat Lawyers
Camping
Churches
Cops
Doctors
Elevators
Electric Fences (
Flying
Greece
Helicopters
Hospitals
Hotels
Jumping
Jungles
Latest issues
Lawyers
Malls
Mazes
Mondays
Parades
Prisons
Sewers
Small towns
Stairs
Steam pipes
Subways
Trains
Train yards
Tunnels
Turnpikes
Vampires
Vans
Vomit
Walking
Water
Whispering
Woods
8. Have you ever been sexually attracted to one of your FA friends?:
Yep
9. If so, give us a hint as to who the last one you thought that way about was:
He's smelly
10. Are you doing this entire thing with 100% honesty?:
Who would lie on the internet
11. I say mosquito, you say:
Suck
12. I say Steven Segal, you say:
Sucks harder
13. Oh no, here comes the big one...are you ready for this?
Maybe?
14. Are you sure?
Not anymore.
15. Okay here it goes...:
I NEED AN ADULT!!!!
16. What is your favorite color?:
Blue...
no yellow. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
-Name: Shelby Thackery
-Gender: Yes please
-Orientation: Grey fur
-Sign: <('.'<)
1. How much do you weigh?:
210lbs
2. Do you pee in the shower?:
Your supposed to pee?
3. Do you look in the toilet before flushing?:
Yes. Im a regular on ratemypoo.com
4. Are you a virgin? :
Nope.
5. If no, what is the weirdest thing your partner said to you during sex?:
Are you sure im drunk
6. What is the weirdest object you ever used for masturbation?:
Dev
7. What are your fetishes / kinks? List them all:
Airplanes
The Army
Ayn Rand
Barns
Birds
Boats
Boat People
Boat Lawyers
Camping
Churches
Cops
Doctors
Elevators
Electric Fences (
Flying
Greece
Helicopters
Hospitals
Hotels
Jumping
Jungles
Latest issues
Lawyers
Malls
Mazes
Mondays
Parades
Prisons
Sewers
Small towns
Stairs
Steam pipes
Subways
Trains
Train yards
Tunnels
Turnpikes
Vampires
Vans
Vomit
Walking
Water
Whispering
Woods
8. Have you ever been sexually attracted to one of your FA friends?:
Yep
9. If so, give us a hint as to who the last one you thought that way about was:
He's smelly
10. Are you doing this entire thing with 100% honesty?:
Who would lie on the internet
11. I say mosquito, you say:
Suck
12. I say Steven Segal, you say:
Sucks harder
13. Oh no, here comes the big one...are you ready for this?
Maybe?
14. Are you sure?
Not anymore.
15. Okay here it goes...:
I NEED AN ADULT!!!!
16. What is your favorite color?:
Blue...
no yellow. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Tally Whacker
General | Posted 16 years ago1) How big is your penis?
5 1/2 inches (7 inches if im facing south)
2) How thick is your penis?
Think enough?
3) Do you have foreskin?
Im cut
4) Does it Curve or is it straight?
Curved
5) If it curves which way?
Upwards
6) Does it grow hair?
My balls do
7) Do you shave yours?
No I trim it in the bathroom.
(It really pisses off whoever takes a crap next)
8) Do your balls sag or are they tight?
Both?
Like an old man
9) Have you ever pierced it?
Why?
10) If so with what?
Why?
11) What kind of underwear do you usually keep it in?
Boxers or comando
12) Has it ever touched another penis?
My penis is homophobic
13) Does your penis have an Penis Boyfriend?
No, just neighbors with my cornhole
14) Does your penis have a name?
Zuel.
15) Have you posted pictures or video of your penis on the web?
Gotta pay the bills right?
16) Have you had art done of your furry character with its penis showing?
Nope
17) Will you post this up for everyone to repost?
Only if they answer my bonus question.
Bonus) Any tattoo's on your crotch?
Not yet, Im going to get one of 2 squirels on my thigh fighting over my nuts.
5 1/2 inches (7 inches if im facing south)
2) How thick is your penis?
Think enough?
3) Do you have foreskin?
Im cut
4) Does it Curve or is it straight?
Curved
5) If it curves which way?
Upwards
6) Does it grow hair?
My balls do
7) Do you shave yours?
No I trim it in the bathroom.
(It really pisses off whoever takes a crap next)
8) Do your balls sag or are they tight?
Both?
Like an old man
9) Have you ever pierced it?
Why?
10) If so with what?
Why?
11) What kind of underwear do you usually keep it in?
Boxers or comando
12) Has it ever touched another penis?
My penis is homophobic
13) Does your penis have an Penis Boyfriend?
No, just neighbors with my cornhole
14) Does your penis have a name?
Zuel.
15) Have you posted pictures or video of your penis on the web?
Gotta pay the bills right?
16) Have you had art done of your furry character with its penis showing?
Nope
17) Will you post this up for everyone to repost?
Only if they answer my bonus question.
Bonus) Any tattoo's on your crotch?
Not yet, Im going to get one of 2 squirels on my thigh fighting over my nuts.
To the 0% who care.
General | Posted 16 years agoShelby got us kicked out of the movies
General | Posted 16 years ago× • ALL | ABOUT | ME • × •
____________________________________________________________________________
- Name: Patrick
- Single or taken: Single
- Sex: with girls
- Birthday: August 7th
- Sign: Wrong way
- Hair color: awesome
- Eye color: blue
- Height: 5'11
- Are you straight/bisexual/gay?: straight
____________________________________________________________________________
• × • F A S H I O N | S T U F F • × •
____________________________________________________________________________
- Favorite place to shop for clothes?: Threadless.com
- Favorite designer: Sweat shops
- What is your sexiest outfit?: Shelby's fursuit
- What is your most comfortable outfit?: Tshirt and sweatpants
- What do you usually wear?: Clothes ____________________________________________________________________________
• × • S P E C I F I C S • × •
____________________________________________________________________________
- What kind of shampoo do you use?: Everyman Jack
- What are you listening to right now?: Trivium
- Who is the last person that called you?:My Moms
- How many buddies are online right now?: Don't know
____________________________________________________________________________
• × • F A V O R I T E S • × •
____________________________________________________________________________
- Food: Doughnuts
- Girls' names: Tie between King Kong Quisha and BonQuiqui
- Boys' names: Doodle
- Subjects in school: Comp apps
- Animals: FOXES!!!
____________________________________________________________________________
• × • H A V E | Y O U | E V E R • × •
____________________________________________________________________________
- Given anyone a bath?: Myself
- Smoked?: Weed and cigarettes
- Bungee jumped?: no
- Made yourself throw up?: By spinning to fast in an office chair and to fake being sick
- Skinny dipped?: Yes
- Ever been in love?: What is love. Baby dont hurt me, dont hurt me, no more.
- Made yourself cry to get out of trouble?: No
- Pictured your crush naked?: I made it a reality
- Actually seen your crush naked?:Yes
- Cried when someone died?: My grandpa
- Lied: Always
- Fallen for your best friend?:Once but she moved
- Used someone?: No I play people
- Done something you regret?: A lot of things
____________________________________________________________________________
• × • C U R R E N T • × •
____________________________________________________________________________
- Clothes: Doug tshirt and jeans
- Desktop picture: Raiden and vamp fighting
- CD in player: nothing
- DVD in player: It's always sunny in philidelphia seasons 1 & 2
____________________________________________________________________________
• × • L A S T | P E R S O N • × •
____________________________________________________________________________
- You touched: Devon
- Hugged: Shelby, Ken, Devon all at once
- You kissed: My Moms
- You IMed: I dont IM
- Talk to online: My friend garret
- You sexed it up with: Whats her face
___________________________________________________________________________
• × • A R E | Y O U • × •
___________________________________________________________________________
- Understanding?: You decide
- Open-minded?: Yes and never reject anything
- Arrogant?: ...bitch
- Insecure?: Very
- Random?: Who are you calling fat.
- Hungry?: NOMS
- Smart?: Yes but very lazy
- Moody?: ...bitch
- Organized?: Small case of OCD
- Shy?: Maybey
- Difficult?: Im very easy baby
- Bored easily?: Very, one of the reasons I became a furry
- Obsessed?: no
- Angry?: ...bitch
- Happy?: Always
- Hyper?: yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes.
- Trusting?: Depends on who you talk to.
______________________________________________________________________________
• × • R A N D O M • × •
___________________________________________________________________________
- In the morning I: Eat
- Love is: Gonna find my baby, gonna hold her tight
gonna grab some afternoon delight.
My motto's always been; when it's right, it's right.
Why wait until the middle of a cold dark night.
When everything's a little clearer in the light of day.
And you know the night is always gonna be there any way.
Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight. Afternoon delight.
Thinkin' of you's workin' up my appetite
looking forward to a little afternoon delight.
Rubbin' sticks and stones together makes the sparks ingite
and the thought of rubbin' you is getting so exciting.
Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight. Afternoon delight
- I dream about: The Zombie apacolypse
- Sexual preference: Straight but open minded
- What do you notice first in the sex you're into: Position
___________________________________________________________________________
• × • W H I C H | I S | B E T T E R • ×
___________________________________________________________________________
- Coke or Pepsi: Pepsi.
- Flowers or candy: Candy!
- Tall or short: Short
___________________________________________________________________________
• × • W H O • × •
___________________________________________________________________________
- Makes you laugh the most: Garret
- Makes you smile: My furends
- Gives you a funny feeling when you see him/her: Renamon
___________________________________________________________________________
• × • D O | Y O U | E V E R • × •
___________________________________________________________________________
- Sit on the internet all night waiting for that someone special to IM you?: I dont IM
- Wish you were a member of the opposite sex?: My I was little
- Wish you were younger?:Just to fix some of my regrets
- Cry because someone said something to you?: Never, Man up son.
___________________________________________________________________________
• × • N U M B E R • × •
___________________________________________________________________________
- Of times I have had my heart broken?: one
- Of guys I've kissed: None
- Of girls I've kissed: 5
- Of Cd's I own: 20 black ones
- Of scars on my body: Right wrist, right knee, nose, and the first knuckle on my right ring finger.
____________________________________________________________________________
- Name: Patrick
- Single or taken: Single
- Sex: with girls
- Birthday: August 7th
- Sign: Wrong way
- Hair color: awesome
- Eye color: blue
- Height: 5'11
- Are you straight/bisexual/gay?: straight
____________________________________________________________________________
• × • F A S H I O N | S T U F F • × •
____________________________________________________________________________
- Favorite place to shop for clothes?: Threadless.com
- Favorite designer: Sweat shops
- What is your sexiest outfit?: Shelby's fursuit
- What is your most comfortable outfit?: Tshirt and sweatpants
- What do you usually wear?: Clothes ____________________________________________________________________________
• × • S P E C I F I C S • × •
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- What kind of shampoo do you use?: Everyman Jack
- What are you listening to right now?: Trivium
- Who is the last person that called you?:My Moms
- How many buddies are online right now?: Don't know
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• × • F A V O R I T E S • × •
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- Food: Doughnuts
- Girls' names: Tie between King Kong Quisha and BonQuiqui
- Boys' names: Doodle
- Subjects in school: Comp apps
- Animals: FOXES!!!
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• × • H A V E | Y O U | E V E R • × •
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- Given anyone a bath?: Myself
- Smoked?: Weed and cigarettes
- Bungee jumped?: no
- Made yourself throw up?: By spinning to fast in an office chair and to fake being sick
- Skinny dipped?: Yes
- Ever been in love?: What is love. Baby dont hurt me, dont hurt me, no more.
- Made yourself cry to get out of trouble?: No
- Pictured your crush naked?: I made it a reality
- Actually seen your crush naked?:Yes
- Cried when someone died?: My grandpa
- Lied: Always
- Fallen for your best friend?:Once but she moved
- Used someone?: No I play people
- Done something you regret?: A lot of things
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• × • C U R R E N T • × •
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- Clothes: Doug tshirt and jeans
- Desktop picture: Raiden and vamp fighting
- CD in player: nothing
- DVD in player: It's always sunny in philidelphia seasons 1 & 2
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• × • L A S T | P E R S O N • × •
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- You touched: Devon
- Hugged: Shelby, Ken, Devon all at once
- You kissed: My Moms
- You IMed: I dont IM
- Talk to online: My friend garret
- You sexed it up with: Whats her face
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• × • A R E | Y O U • × •
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- Understanding?: You decide
- Open-minded?: Yes and never reject anything
- Arrogant?: ...bitch
- Insecure?: Very
- Random?: Who are you calling fat.
- Hungry?: NOMS
- Smart?: Yes but very lazy
- Moody?: ...bitch
- Organized?: Small case of OCD
- Shy?: Maybey
- Difficult?: Im very easy baby
- Bored easily?: Very, one of the reasons I became a furry
- Obsessed?: no
- Angry?: ...bitch
- Happy?: Always
- Hyper?: yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes.
- Trusting?: Depends on who you talk to.
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• × • R A N D O M • × •
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- In the morning I: Eat
- Love is: Gonna find my baby, gonna hold her tight
gonna grab some afternoon delight.
My motto's always been; when it's right, it's right.
Why wait until the middle of a cold dark night.
When everything's a little clearer in the light of day.
And you know the night is always gonna be there any way.
Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight. Afternoon delight.
Thinkin' of you's workin' up my appetite
looking forward to a little afternoon delight.
Rubbin' sticks and stones together makes the sparks ingite
and the thought of rubbin' you is getting so exciting.
Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight. Afternoon delight
- I dream about: The Zombie apacolypse
- Sexual preference: Straight but open minded
- What do you notice first in the sex you're into: Position
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• × • W H I C H | I S | B E T T E R • ×
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- Coke or Pepsi: Pepsi.
- Flowers or candy: Candy!
- Tall or short: Short
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• × • W H O • × •
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- Makes you laugh the most: Garret
- Makes you smile: My furends
- Gives you a funny feeling when you see him/her: Renamon
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• × • D O | Y O U | E V E R • × •
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- Sit on the internet all night waiting for that someone special to IM you?: I dont IM
- Wish you were a member of the opposite sex?: My I was little
- Wish you were younger?:Just to fix some of my regrets
- Cry because someone said something to you?: Never, Man up son.
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• × • N U M B E R • × •
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- Of times I have had my heart broken?: one
- Of guys I've kissed: None
- Of girls I've kissed: 5
- Of Cd's I own: 20 black ones
- Of scars on my body: Right wrist, right knee, nose, and the first knuckle on my right ring finger.
Hardcore meme
General | Posted 16 years agoIf you got 00-10 [you need to get out of the fucking house]
If you got 11-20 [you watch fox news]
If you got 21-30 [your parents must be ashamed]
If you got 31-40 [You're on the highway to hell]
If you got 41-50 [YOU'RE FUCKING HARDCORE]
If you got 51-60 [YOU DANCE ALONG THE RAZORS EDGE]
If you got 61-69 [I'd be scared to know you]
If you got 70+ [you're not allowed within 100 feet of a school]
[] punched the walmart greeter in the face
[x] stolen from a store
[] owned a fake ID
[x] broke something and blamed someone else (and got away with it)
[x] drank alcohol to the point of blacking out
[] not remembering a night
[] drank and drove
[x] had a hangover
[x] been so drunk/hungover you threw up
[] made yourself throw up
[x] woken up in someone elses bed
[] fallen asleep beside a toilet
[] went to and AA meeting
Total: 6
[x] gotten into a fight
[x] killed something
[] taken a dump in someone's shoe
[] nutted on an old womans face
[] flushed a kids gold fish down the toilet when you told them you were going to bury it/it was going to heaven
[x] used drugs
[] a drug other than marijuana
[] used the bible in a hotel room to snort drugs off of
[] been to rehab
Total: 9
[] went to a strip club
[] worked at a strip club
[x] bought/watched porn
[ ] did porn
[] been walked in on
[] punched a hole through a wall
[] own a gun
[x] had the police called on you
[] threw a party at your house
Total: 12
[] been arrested
[] spent more than a day in jail
[] been fired from a job
[x] been asked to leave a store
[x] played frisbee with a kid and threw it too hard and it hit them in the face
[x] threw a turd at someone
[] Driven without a license
[x] seen a psychologist
Total: 16
[x] had a crush on someone who wasn't single
[x] kissed someone who wasn't single
[x] skipped school
[x] made someone cry
[] gave someone a swirly
[x] called one of your teachers/professors a hoe in front of them
[x] streaked
[x] skinny dipped
[x] did a keg stand
Total: 24
[] stolen gas
[x] threw a milkshake at a car because they didn't stop at a cross walk and almost hit you
[] enjoyed starbucks
[] donated to charity
[x] believed in santa claus past 7
[x] called your parents out on being the tooth fairy/santa claus/easter bunny/ect
[x] ran away from home
[x] egged a house
[x] toilet papered a house
[] forked someones yard
Total: 30
[x] set something on fire
[x] ran from police
[] gotten away
[x] cheated on a test
[x] stolen money from someone
[] been called a slut
[] been okay with it
[x] enjoy kinky bedroom activities
[x] had sex
[x] had sex with the opposite gender
[] had sex with the same gender
[x] had sex with more than 1 person
[x] drunk sex
[] had to do the walk of shame
[] left with less than your started with
Total: 39
[] went to a con and lied to your parents about where you were really going
[] driven more than 12 hours straight
[] signed up your friends for you schools LARP club
[] made a homeless man do a dance for money
[x] wished you did
[x] downloaded more than 10g in media that you didn't pay for
[x] keyed someones car
[] bumped into someones car and left (hit and run)
[x] stolen a cars emblem
[] forged documents
Total: 43
[] seen someone die
[] been in a car accident
[] been to a party and ran when it got busted
[x] done sexual stuff inside a movie theater
[] been in the fandom for more than 3 years
[x] faped to something on FA
[] been banned from FA
[] had your car towed
[] thought kanye was cool
Total: 45
If you got 41-50 [YOU'RE FUCKING HARDCORE]
No Subject
General | Posted 16 years agoAs seen on
xXxKirai_KainashixXx journal
A - Age: 17
B - Bed size: futon
C - Chore you hate: Cleaning up dog poop
D - Dog's name: Jenny
E - Essential "Start Your Day" item: Monster
F - Favorite color(s): blue
G - Gold or Silver: gold
H - Height: 5'11"
I - Instruments you play: Used to play drums
J - Job title: student
K - Kids: maybe
L - Liquor, Beer or Wine: Beer
M - Mom's name: Melissa
N - Nicknames: Lamb, bucket, patty
O - Outie or Innie: Innie
P - Pet Peeve: Wiggers
Q - Quote from a movie: You're off the fucking chain
R - Right or left handed: Right handed
S - Sibling(s): Little bro
T- Time to get up: 6:30am
U - Underwear: boxers
V - Vegetable you dislike: anything steamed
W - What makes you run late: Video games
X - X-rays you've had: Right hand
Y - Yummy food you make: pancakes
Z - Zoo favorite: Foxes and pandas
xXxKirai_KainashixXx journalA - Age: 17
B - Bed size: futon
C - Chore you hate: Cleaning up dog poop
D - Dog's name: Jenny
E - Essential "Start Your Day" item: Monster
F - Favorite color(s): blue
G - Gold or Silver: gold
H - Height: 5'11"
I - Instruments you play: Used to play drums
J - Job title: student
K - Kids: maybe
L - Liquor, Beer or Wine: Beer
M - Mom's name: Melissa
N - Nicknames: Lamb, bucket, patty
O - Outie or Innie: Innie
P - Pet Peeve: Wiggers
Q - Quote from a movie: You're off the fucking chain
R - Right or left handed: Right handed
S - Sibling(s): Little bro
T- Time to get up: 6:30am
U - Underwear: boxers
V - Vegetable you dislike: anything steamed
W - What makes you run late: Video games
X - X-rays you've had: Right hand
Y - Yummy food you make: pancakes
Z - Zoo favorite: Foxes and pandas
Stolen again
General | Posted 16 years ago
QuixoticMutt1.Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
I dont read books.
2.Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you reach?
A monster can.
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Ninja Warrior
4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
10.15
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
10:20 close.
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Someone tapping there pen.
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Walking to my classroom
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
Wiki answers.
9. What are you wearing?
Green shirt and jeans
10. Did you dream last night?
Zombie apoclypse dream #56 (I have kept a journal about all of my zombie dreams)
11. When did you last laugh?
P.E. Me and Andy saying the stupidist stuff while working out.
12. What are on the walls of the room you are in?
Boring white classroom walls
13. Seen anything weird lately?
Found this giant pipple on my left testicle.
14. What do you think of this quiz?
Weird and short
15. What is the last film you saw?
Watchmen, for the 8th time.
