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General | Posted 10 years agoYup, I'm Elezarus there too lol!
Wow, last night was pretty crazy lolz!!!!!
General | Posted 10 years agoSo... I just worked a bunch of 12 hour shifts at "the mill" which was actually pretty fucking awesome! I then worked a no-stress part time job two days in a row wich amped me up a little too much lol! I overuse "lol" and I don't friggin' care lol! So that leads me to last night......... yup...... I drank too much cheap beer. I apologize if anyone was offended and said people can punch me in the arm if offended. I had a fucking blast! I actually had fun for once! I just wish the people at my last job who fucked me over could have as much fun as I had last night. My life has always been... and most likely will always be a struggle to be well off and happy... but I'm so happy and content that a free Lamborghini would barely effect me right now... but I still want one lol :D I know I'll have a Lamborghini later on in life because I work hard and save hard.
This hangover is painful as frig!!! Last night I had fun! I spent a year and a half working around nit picky bullshit and enough drama for 10 Lifetime original movies for $8 an hour.
I'm so happy now!!!!!!!! Whoever wants to do anything... I'm fucking game!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This life fucking rules!!!!!
This hangover is painful as frig!!! Last night I had fun! I spent a year and a half working around nit picky bullshit and enough drama for 10 Lifetime original movies for $8 an hour.
I'm so happy now!!!!!!!! Whoever wants to do anything... I'm fucking game!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This life fucking rules!!!!!
Thank you everyone watching me, however...
General | Posted 11 years agoI emigrated to SoFurry. I thank you so much as it means the world to me, it honestly does, but honestly I like the SoFurry site better than the FA site. Thats pretty much it. I genuinely like SoFurry better and don't feel like fighting this site to post and keep a submission.
Aww fuck it! I'll post a pic of my new rubber suit :3 I hope you enjoy!
Aww fuck it! I'll post a pic of my new rubber suit :3 I hope you enjoy!
Psychic signal, really bad sign!
General | Posted 11 years agoI'm breaking my rule and posting here because I got a really bad sign. Its a really bad ominous sign so please be careful today!!!
I'm not here anymore.
General | Posted 11 years agoI don't understand how I'm getting new watchers, I left this site for SoFurry and Weasyl. I'm only responding to comments left, and making positive comments on submissions made by people I'm watching. I'm not posting here anymore... ever. Why are you still watching me?
Anyways, I love you lots... but follow me on SoFurry instead :3
Anyways, I love you lots... but follow me on SoFurry instead :3
NSA?! What?!
General | Posted 11 years agoThis website sucks. I'm sick of being censored.
Elezarus @ Sofurry.com
ElezarusRules[at]Weasyl.com
ALL HAIL PRINCE.... eh fuck this shit
Elezarus @ Sofurry.com
ElezarusRules[at]Weasyl.com
ALL HAIL PRINCE.... eh fuck this shit
Cathartic rantings of a deragnged dragoness
General | Posted 12 years agoI apologize to anybody who may be a fan of my artwork. I don't post my art here anymore, its all on SoFurry... but even that posting has gone dry. I'm going through one of the most selfish disorders in my opinion,"seasonal depression". I feel like I've wasted my life up to this point, I feel like nobody loves me anymore, I'm an ugly man, and just all the other B.S masturbatory selfish junk that goes with my "s.a.d" Waah... the Sun isn't shining... waah the ground is covered in snow instead of wild flowers... waah it's still cold out... I keep telling myself to STFU! That being said, I spent about 4 hours driving with Serria yesterday and just let my mind run free with the radio off.
The constant overdrive of my mind going over anything that is stored within the memory banks all day has been driving me bitchcakes. However, yesterday I broke the block of frustration and had another breakthrough. I started to feel depressed that I may never have fun again because I'm getting older, and that my life may go stale. However, I've spent 28 years on this planet and I do have a few things to show for it. The clouds of mental insanity are still here, but they seem to be in check now that I'm medicated and counseled. So now I am awake and searching for what to do with the rest of my life. Automotive collision repair is my natural talent, but most shops are not too cool with trannys, while architecture is a deceased trade. So it's back to the drawing boards I guess.
I need to go take a nap, but before I log off, I just want everyone to know that its okay. Just remember that everyone and everything is beautiful. Never be afraid to give a compliment...sometimes you may make somebody drop the razor with a little positivity.
The constant overdrive of my mind going over anything that is stored within the memory banks all day has been driving me bitchcakes. However, yesterday I broke the block of frustration and had another breakthrough. I started to feel depressed that I may never have fun again because I'm getting older, and that my life may go stale. However, I've spent 28 years on this planet and I do have a few things to show for it. The clouds of mental insanity are still here, but they seem to be in check now that I'm medicated and counseled. So now I am awake and searching for what to do with the rest of my life. Automotive collision repair is my natural talent, but most shops are not too cool with trannys, while architecture is a deceased trade. So it's back to the drawing boards I guess.
I need to go take a nap, but before I log off, I just want everyone to know that its okay. Just remember that everyone and everything is beautiful. Never be afraid to give a compliment...sometimes you may make somebody drop the razor with a little positivity.
PS3 croaked, so parts console + a few games $50 OBO
General | Posted 12 years agoAn entire pot of coffee is in my beer processing plant right now, so please bear with silly me lol!
My PS3 croaked and I'm trying to sell it as parts. I need money for... um.... the even that we are all going to in October that last time I checked still had no name 2014. Fucking catchy huh?
Oh btw, it looks like there will be an FAcon7. I'd love to go, but I'd rather jam a rusty fork up my ass and twist. If I wanted to be so bored it hurt for 3 days, I'd watch a MadTV marathon of it's final season. Okay so enough of my PMS...
So yes, my PS3 shat the bed and that really sucked. I was in the middle of Just Cause 2 and was on top of a Jeep running, as I was about to grapple one off another Jeep to steal it... *POOF* The red LEDs started blinking and it has never turned back on. I don't know whats wrong with it. I really don't. It's being sold for parts, I don't know if anything in it is still good... its a gamble. The console comes with a power cable... maybe an AV cable if I can find one. My house eats USB cables, so fucked if I can find one to go with it, also Longwave stole my controller for his tablet, but again, it's just a parts console. It has been opened as it was previously sold for the hard drive... then I knocked his ass out and stole the console and money back! Kidding, but it has been opened up and there were issues with the hard drive. I don't know, it comes with a tail light warranty. You buy it, I wish you luck, you see my tail lights fade in the distance. So why pay up to $50 or best offer for this? It comes with games.
1) GTA4. The game works flawlessly. The 2 add ons from PSN are cool. The Ballad of Gay Tony is funny, has kick ass weapons, a few new cars that are badass, great cut scenes, and is really fun to play. The harley fag add on, Lost and the Damnit this Game Sucks... I think its called, SUCKS! You ride around on bikes being a complete douche bag and get into MC gang fights in Liberty City. Theres this crack addicted girlfriend (no really, she is on crack in the game, some guy's penis blasted in your face during a cut scene... like anyone is surprised, a bunch of grown men acting like 4th graders and throwing tantrums, stupid flat black trucks, and a gun fight at a jail or something I can't remember. Don't buy that add on, it SUCKS! Stick with The Ballad of Gay Tony, that was AWESOME! Especially Robot Princess Bubblegum on the TV.
2) Gran Turismo 5 Prologue. Meh. I played it a few times, it's okay. Forza spoiled me, but Gran Turismo can be fun. I think I have a red Ferrari if the save game is still there and the HD still works.
3) Twisted Metal PS3. This game is AWESOME!!!!! Its so hard and I could never beat it, but it was awesome!! It's like Twisted Metal Black, without the soul crushing depression and sorrowed background music. I'd put on Otep and Motley Crue and just bomb around battlegrounds shooting stuff, and it was so much fun! That game belongs to my little brother, so he may want it back I don't know, but if not the game is awesome!
4) Just Cause 2. Literally, you walk around blowinstuff up, collecting stuff, upgrading wepons and cars, and speeding in trucks/busses/sports cars/and so on. YouTube it, this game is the shit!
I also have Tripple Play 2002 for PS2, and Son of the Beach DVDs that I can throw in. Some PS1 games, Sega Genesis games, and so on.
Contact me with an offer and COME ON DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWNN!!!!!!!
My PS3 croaked and I'm trying to sell it as parts. I need money for... um.... the even that we are all going to in October that last time I checked still had no name 2014. Fucking catchy huh?
Oh btw, it looks like there will be an FAcon7. I'd love to go, but I'd rather jam a rusty fork up my ass and twist. If I wanted to be so bored it hurt for 3 days, I'd watch a MadTV marathon of it's final season. Okay so enough of my PMS...
So yes, my PS3 shat the bed and that really sucked. I was in the middle of Just Cause 2 and was on top of a Jeep running, as I was about to grapple one off another Jeep to steal it... *POOF* The red LEDs started blinking and it has never turned back on. I don't know whats wrong with it. I really don't. It's being sold for parts, I don't know if anything in it is still good... its a gamble. The console comes with a power cable... maybe an AV cable if I can find one. My house eats USB cables, so fucked if I can find one to go with it, also Longwave stole my controller for his tablet, but again, it's just a parts console. It has been opened as it was previously sold for the hard drive... then I knocked his ass out and stole the console and money back! Kidding, but it has been opened up and there were issues with the hard drive. I don't know, it comes with a tail light warranty. You buy it, I wish you luck, you see my tail lights fade in the distance. So why pay up to $50 or best offer for this? It comes with games.
1) GTA4. The game works flawlessly. The 2 add ons from PSN are cool. The Ballad of Gay Tony is funny, has kick ass weapons, a few new cars that are badass, great cut scenes, and is really fun to play. The harley fag add on, Lost and the Damnit this Game Sucks... I think its called, SUCKS! You ride around on bikes being a complete douche bag and get into MC gang fights in Liberty City. Theres this crack addicted girlfriend (no really, she is on crack in the game, some guy's penis blasted in your face during a cut scene... like anyone is surprised, a bunch of grown men acting like 4th graders and throwing tantrums, stupid flat black trucks, and a gun fight at a jail or something I can't remember. Don't buy that add on, it SUCKS! Stick with The Ballad of Gay Tony, that was AWESOME! Especially Robot Princess Bubblegum on the TV.
2) Gran Turismo 5 Prologue. Meh. I played it a few times, it's okay. Forza spoiled me, but Gran Turismo can be fun. I think I have a red Ferrari if the save game is still there and the HD still works.
3) Twisted Metal PS3. This game is AWESOME!!!!! Its so hard and I could never beat it, but it was awesome!! It's like Twisted Metal Black, without the soul crushing depression and sorrowed background music. I'd put on Otep and Motley Crue and just bomb around battlegrounds shooting stuff, and it was so much fun! That game belongs to my little brother, so he may want it back I don't know, but if not the game is awesome!
4) Just Cause 2. Literally, you walk around blowinstuff up, collecting stuff, upgrading wepons and cars, and speeding in trucks/busses/sports cars/and so on. YouTube it, this game is the shit!
I also have Tripple Play 2002 for PS2, and Son of the Beach DVDs that I can throw in. Some PS1 games, Sega Genesis games, and so on.
Contact me with an offer and COME ON DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWNN!!!!!!!
OMG!!!!! I'M ACTUALLY GETTING A RUBBER HORSEY SUIT!!!!!! XD
General | Posted 12 years agohttps://www.sofurry.com/view/650880 <-- You can see the pics of the rubber material there.
I'm trying to avoid redundant posts, but oh well... lol!
OMG I am SO super excited I can't even sleep!!! Earlier today I checked the mail, and look at that... my rubber is here for my newest suit XD !! I'm finally going to be a rubber horsey! I've been secretly wanting a rubber horse suit for about 11 years now, and now I'm one step closer!!! Yes, I confess that I've been a closet rubber fur for a little while now :/ but 2014 is the year that I'm going to make things happen... I can feel it! I'll just ramble about how happy I am if I keep at it, so... I dunno I'm just so excited!!!!
It's 3 yards of .5MM black latex, and 2 yards of .5MM metallic purple latex. .5MM latex feels a bit tight and sturdy as fabric, but fuck it ( LOL! "Fuck it"... yeah, while I still can! ) and it smells SO good :3 The slick feeling of the rubber felt so good when I was inspecting the rubber. Sturdy, stretchy yet slightly firm, and the sounds that the rubber made were so awesome! This rubber horse suit will be the 1st one my friend and I have ever done... so please be nice :)
I'm trying to avoid redundant posts, but oh well... lol!
OMG I am SO super excited I can't even sleep!!! Earlier today I checked the mail, and look at that... my rubber is here for my newest suit XD !! I'm finally going to be a rubber horsey! I've been secretly wanting a rubber horse suit for about 11 years now, and now I'm one step closer!!! Yes, I confess that I've been a closet rubber fur for a little while now :/ but 2014 is the year that I'm going to make things happen... I can feel it! I'll just ramble about how happy I am if I keep at it, so... I dunno I'm just so excited!!!!
It's 3 yards of .5MM black latex, and 2 yards of .5MM metallic purple latex. .5MM latex feels a bit tight and sturdy as fabric, but fuck it ( LOL! "Fuck it"... yeah, while I still can! ) and it smells SO good :3 The slick feeling of the rubber felt so good when I was inspecting the rubber. Sturdy, stretchy yet slightly firm, and the sounds that the rubber made were so awesome! This rubber horse suit will be the 1st one my friend and I have ever done... so please be nice :)
Update on the Tow Truck fiasco
General | Posted 12 years agoSo as we all know from the photograph of my destroyed Saturn, some asshole hillbilly ruined my sedan by yanking it by the suspension... without my consent, knowledge, and against multiple notes in the windows, with my phone number in huge numbers mind you, saying the tow truck was on it's way and to leave it alone. Now I have the officer's name, but the officer wasn't the issue so I'm not concerned with him. I do have the scumbag white trash inbread asswipe's phone number, name, towing company name, and address! Friday I will be going to the court house and obtaining documents and what not so I can sue for repairs.
I am not sue happy and I DON'T want to sue, but he ruined a running driving nice car by being a greedy scumbag. I only want repairs done, I don't want to make money off this.
Well, we shall see what happens. Wish me luck :3
I am not sue happy and I DON'T want to sue, but he ruined a running driving nice car by being a greedy scumbag. I only want repairs done, I don't want to make money off this.
Well, we shall see what happens. Wish me luck :3
Trans B.S should I come out to my boss?
General | Posted 12 years agoEither Saturday or Tuesday I'm going to come clean to my boss about being M-F trans. I'm fucking scared and about to cry, as my boss doesn't know... or at least I don't think. I may hold off if I lose my nerve though. Lately I've just wanted to sit in my car and scream at the top of my lungs while crying. I'm sick of seeing and hearing a man every time I see or hear myself. Do you think I should come clean to my boss?
