Just can't. I'm 16, gonna be a man soon, but still can't manage to do ANYTHING without completely screwing it. Chores, remembering things, etc. I can't even remember exactly what i just heard 5 seconds ago. So why should i even continue? They say every little screw-up i make will be a punishment from now on...forgetting anything means i get grounded or something. (i forget a lot) To the point where i can only sit in my room and stare at a wall. (they'll take my games, computer, you guys, bringing my buddies over, riding my bike, DRAWING, everything if i continue how i am. Why do i keep on here? I've already screwed up with quite a few people, made my favorite artist hate me....(if you know him, don't tell him i'm still sorry, he'll just get the admins to ban me or something...Not that it'd matter at this rate...) and i've seen people say 300+ watchers aren't enough, i guess that means i'm a failure here too if watchers mean something...I'm happy i have you guys, but I screw-up anywhere i go...I guess i'll go stare at that wall, see if there's anything interesting...

What is your sona's name?
Eevee.

Why did you choose this name?
Eevee is supposed to be a SIMPLE teenage anthro eevee.

What species is it?
Anthro eevee.

What colors?
Normal eevee fur, blue jeans and an orange T-shirt.

What is his personality?
Cheerful, kind, and courageous. He is young, but strong-willed, slightly lacking in intelligence, and protects his friends at ANY cost.

What item is special in RL?
Beam katana, i made my own out of duct tape, blue electric tape, and paper towel rolls.

If he were real, what would you say to him?
Wanna go get tacos?

What would he say?
TACOS TACOS TACOS! QUICKLY, TOOOOOOOO TACOOOOOO BELLLLLL!

How long have you had him?
4-5 years.
Has he changed at all?
Clothing and design-wise, yes.

How do you want to be more like him?
Less introverted, a beam swordsman, being an eevee, a girlfriend, getting vored but still live....being an eevee

I'm garbage, someone who doesn't deserve friends... If I can't get the simplest things right in life, then how can I do something as complex as making friends? I feel i waste your time...You don't need to keep on doing it... I'm not worth the precious hours in lives that you give to talk to me, i feel like i steal them. I've made enemies on here too...The first was the person who inspired me to make a series and helped me cope with the horrors of homelife and being ok with yourself because he went through the same. (or at least understood them) He has every right to dislike me, and so do you... My art is junk as well, anything i'm proud of is junk... I'm sure if i left you'd all be 10x happier.... I don't hate or dislike any of you, i just hate myself...

Just tell me what you said before. (stupid page limits >.<)

Tell me what you said before.

BTW:
Trapinch: Yeah, so your safer with me at night.

I got a B- 82% on my math....1% off of a B, but my step-dad might still ground me for 10 weeks... If i suddenly disappear, you know why...I'll try to get on every once in a while if i can, but if i can't i'll miss you all dearly til December.....

Tomorrow, 9:00- 5:00! Yeah! Going as Alfred Drevis from Mad Father, gonna have a BLAST!

Held by Raymundo (http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/5183849) ! A tournament for free art! But be careful, if we fight, don't be angry if i fight a tad dirty. ~Henry Cooldown

Tell me what you said before please.

Tell me what you said before again.

Tell me what you said before again.

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

Tell me what you said before please.

OCTOBER 1ST! I'M SO EXCITED!

Continues the story

"Ace photographer of the supernatural"

Bio: Lance is a lucario with a burning passion for photography. A journalist for the sunday paper, Stranger than Fiction, Lucas spends a lot of time going to areas with high supernatural activity or danger, frequently both. Whether it be the Ao Oni or the elusive Slenderman, this expert, yet somewhat cowardly, photographer is your guy.

Arcade: Intro: Lucas talks to his older sister, Sabitsuki, about a recent article he wrote about a ghostly occurence at a high school. He then gets a call from his manager, telling him about a huge potential story about a power unlike any other.

Lucas: Sabitsuki, you read my latest article?
Sabitsuki: You mean the one about the school that went into a "spirit realm"?
Lucas: You read it?!
Sabitsuki: Unfortunately...
Lucas: Why ya gotta be such a downer? *his phone rings Hello?
Amy *an azumarill*: Lucas! I just got word of a potentially huge article!
Lucas: Really? What?
Amy: Some sort of power unlike any other! You have to find it, and write all about it!
Lucas: Got it! *closes phone* Sabitsuki, I gotta go!
Sabitsuki: Just come back in one piece! I don't wanna have to use that body bag I bought for you!

Rival: Jeane Lunice
Lucas walks around the rival arena, taking photos. He then snaps a photo of a wandering Jeane. Thinking he took a photo for a dirty magazine or just himself, she becomes outraged and demands he delete the photo. Lucas denies the request, saying that he's photographed everyone else, so she gets no special treatment. Furious, Jeane threatens to smash his camera after punching his head off.
Lucas: This is unbelievable! Never before have I seen something like this! Its simply breathtaking! Huh? Another person? Another photo! *snaps a pic*
Jeane: Huh? What did you just do? Did you just snap a photo for some dirty magazine? Or just your own sick pleasure?
Lucas: What are you talking about?
Jeane: DELETE THAT PHOTO NOW!
Lucas: I've snapped a photo of everyone else, so sorry to tell ya babe, you get no special treatment.
Jeane: Grrr...I'll smash that camera after I stuff my fist through your face!

End: He goes to his manager in his workplace and shows the pictures. Amazed by his work, Amy assures a huge article of this. She then informs him of a case on Mount Massive Asylum, an abandoned asylum which now supposedly runs genetic experiments. Lucas accepts the job and assures her it'll be an easy assignment.
Amy: You're back! Did you take those photos?
Lucas: See for yourself. *tosses her the camera* I saw things unlike any I've seen before.
Amy: These are amazing! Everyone in town will be reading this! But, Lucas! Before I forget, you have a new assignment, no one else accepted this because of its risk, but the old Mount Massive Asylum is said to be running genetic experiments on the patients. Will you go dig up the dirt on it?
Lucas: *picks the folder up* Is that even a question? Of course I will! And trust me, I'll be done in no time!

SUPERS:
Level 1: Photo Finish: Snaps a photo with the flash on, killing any in the flash radius.
Level 2: Sabitsuki's Sword: Pulls out his big sister's broadsword, killing anyone in one hit for a short period.
LEVEL 3: Mega-Evolution: Evolves into a mega-lucario for a short time, firing aura beams and surrounding himself in deadly circular enegy waves.

Quotes: Successful Kill:
Yeah!
See you in the obituaries!
SteamPUNK'D!
Buh bye!
Another one bites the dust!
Amy, you see that?
A bit rusty are we?
Owned!
You'll make headlines!
Can't wait to see that again!
What a freak.

Respawn:
Thats not going in the paper...
What just happened?
You almost broke my lens!
Maybe Sabitsuki was right...
I wish i hadn't done that.
Nice guys finish last!
Ok, time to get aggressive.
No more mr. nice photographer!
I hope no one else saw that....

Item:
Ooh!
Nice one!
Mint condition too!
Nothing I can't handle.
Weird, but it looks cool!
Maybe should photograph it.
This'll help.

Level 1: Headshot! Get it? Eh...
Level 2: Sabitsuki, i'm borrowing this!
Level 3: Now you're FINISHED!

Intros: Is it safe?: peeks out of a closet then jumps out.
Just checking: goes through his photos. You can see Slenderman, The Rake, Jeff the Killer and Ao Oni in the pictures.
Bring it on: Turns on his camera and says "Come at me bro!"
Ready for this: Creates a few aura spheres and juggles.

Outro: Still Not Done: hides back in the closet.
Too Rough?: Folds his arms and smiles.
Journalist at work: Seen viewing the Slenderman notes.
Successful Day: turns his camera off, smiling.

Losing: Using: Not done yet, is seen cowering in the closet, supposedly found by the Ao Oni.
Using Too rough: Static picture showing Lucas lying on the ground.
Using Journalist at work: A bloody hand covers the lens. (Supposedly Jeff)
Using I Had Fun: Lucas looks at his camera, shattered.

Costumes:
Default: SteamPUNK
Unlock: Miles Upshur (brown leather jacket, dark denim jeans
DLC: Hiroshi: Japanese high school male uniform.

*according to Willingprey94's RP, and canon to Eevee*
March 18th, 2000: Eevee Lunice is born to Ray and Sapphire Lunice at Blushin Hospital. Little brother of Jeane Lunice. A light drizzle, but a sunny sky day.

April 25th, 2003: Ray and Sapphire Lunice are killed in a serious car crash caused by an old enemy (Makuta) in an effort to kill them all. Jeane and Eevee survive, but Eevee runs into a nearby forest while Jeane is unconscious.

May 3rd, 2005: Finds a large city named Riverbends. (in Colorado) Decides to take an abandoned (yet somehow furnished) 2-story house on the city limits, away from the hustle and bustle of the big city.

November 19th, 2006: Eevee saves a pichu egg from a hungry latias, sadly, he couldn't save the parents.

Febuary 10th, 2007: Crystal hatches.

June 1st, 2007: Defeats an evil dragonite who was attacking the city, leading to him finding his purpose: Protecting Riverbends City.

September 24th, 2009: Acquires his beam katana, the Delphinium.

July 15th, 2012: Becomes an assassin for the UAA, quickly becoming Rank 2.


March 18th, 2012: Meets Isaac Clarke after watching an old transmission tape between Isaac and Ray during the Sprawl's necromorph outbreak, and finding his current location. (a large apartment somewhere in California). Is given his father's advanced R.I.G., plasma cutter, and other weapons/tools, a birthday present that was to be given to him on his 13th birthday.

January 21st, 2013: Crystal is devoured by a pred and killed. Eevee locks himself in his house for 4 months, barely going out aside from shopping.

June 16th, 2013: Is captured by a tribe and sacrificed to the godly servent, Azar.

June 17th, 2013: After being sacrificed and devoured by Azar, Eevee awakens to find he has been revived by the Jirachi servant. They become boyfriend/girlfriend and Master/Servant, though Eevee never calls himself her master.

Tell me what you said before plz.

Tell me what you said before plz.

Heeeeeeeeey, sexy pika!

Not even a bug in the game will save you from me.

Lance is NOT to be given SCP-14-J for eating his microwavable macaroni dinners.

Dr. Bright is not to use Lance to win Cash or Ash, even if Lance knows all answers.

Lance is a sentient being, NOT a place to stash porn.

Dr. Bright is not to introduce SCP-137 to Lance's Flandre Scarlet lifesize plush ever again. SCP-137-F is STILL unable to be terminated, and we're running out of Class-D's to feed her.

SCP-953 is not to be used to fight Lance in pokemon battles. SCP-953 is not a Ninetails.

Lance is not to be given a Cup of Joe, even if he is able to be revived manually. It is not [EXPLETIVE REDACTED] hilarious.

Lance is not to be used as a test dummy.

Dr. Bright is not to put Lance and SCP-343 in the same room. Lance is non-religious.

Nor is he to be put with SCP-974, it still can't tell if he is pubescent or not.

Dr. Bright may not use Lance to toy with SCP-786, we don't need a 65-foot electric mouse.

Lance's cheeks are not to be hooked up to power sex toys of ANY kind.

Dr. Bright may not send SCP-1002 into Lance via WI-FI.

Dr. Bright may not use Lance as a decoy for Dr. Rights to cuddle and coo over as he steals her delicates.

Yes, its the continuation.

SAO is an anime *which i suggest you watch* in which an virtual reality MMORPG turns deadly. Death in the game=death in real life. (and there's no logging out unless you beat all 100 floors!) Eevee has joined and needs to escape. He'll need a Party though, so if you'd like to join, note me! Also, tell me your weapon of choice.

Spots:

1. Eevee *beam katana*
2. Lance (Pichu) *Electrified Zanbatou* *my newest char*
3. Shelly (Furret) *dual scythes* *another new char*
4. Oskar (2ndvoice) Hunting bow
5. Eve(?) (eontheeevee)
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