This needs spread. So. Badly. Dear lord.
Posted 13 years agohttp://www.wipeouthomophobia.com/ha.....ailreplies.htm Read it! If it amuses you as much as it amuses me, spread it around!
Tournament! The Hunger Games! Battle! ROYALE!
Posted 13 years agoAlright, somebody asked me to do this, so I'm going to. Everyone knows either what The Hunger Games are, or Battle Royale, yes? I'm doing something that's basically that. Hopefully I can finish this one this time. Audience participation will not be required, but will be useful, just like in the Hunger Games.
I'm accepting two members for each division.
DISTRICT ONE
-BURST (
burst)
-KAYCEE (
burst)
DISTRICT TWO
-DAEGAN (
scdwolfboy)
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DISTRICT THREE
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DISTRICT FOUR
- WOLFRIC (
scdwolfboy)
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DISTRICT FIVE
-CAT (
catldr24)
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DISTRICT SIX
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DISTRICT SEVEN
-James (
juneau)
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DISTRICT EIGHT
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DISTRICT NINE
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DISTRICT TEN
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DISTRICT ELEVEN
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DISTRICT TWELVE
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I may add District Thirteen later, depending on the volume of responses I get. Also, for the record, I WILL NOT BE ACCEPTING ANY CHARACTER THAT SEEMS, TO ME, TO BE A MARY SUE. NO 'Oh, I can't be killed because I have armor that's completely invulnerable except for one tiny spot that's virtually inaccessible' NO 'Oh, and I can use any weapon that I find laying on the ground' NO 'Oh, I have magical powers' NO, ABSOLUTELY BY ALL MEANS NO 'Oh, I can change my form at will'. I WILL NOT HAVE IT. YOU WILL BE REFUSED.
All judgments on the competitions will be final. You are entrusting me with your character, to use as I see fit. You will be getting a story commission(s) out of the bargain, possibly for free, possibly for much less than you normally would (I haven't decided yet). There may or may not be a prize for a winner, I haven't decided yet and it will impact how much the competitors are paying because I am very poor. Questions, comments? Most of you have me on messenger, you can shoot me a note here or there, and you can sign up using this journal. If you are an artist in need of getting more work, you can comment here or shoot me a notice and we can maybe talk.
Also accepting cameos for fellow stylists/officials/mentors/sponsors, and the like. I'd prefer to get players filled first, though.
I'm accepting two members for each division.
DISTRICT ONE
-BURST (

-KAYCEE (

DISTRICT TWO
-DAEGAN (

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DISTRICT THREE
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DISTRICT FOUR
- WOLFRIC (

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DISTRICT FIVE
-CAT (

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DISTRICT SIX
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DISTRICT SEVEN
-James (

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DISTRICT EIGHT
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DISTRICT NINE
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DISTRICT TEN
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DISTRICT ELEVEN
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DISTRICT TWELVE
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I may add District Thirteen later, depending on the volume of responses I get. Also, for the record, I WILL NOT BE ACCEPTING ANY CHARACTER THAT SEEMS, TO ME, TO BE A MARY SUE. NO 'Oh, I can't be killed because I have armor that's completely invulnerable except for one tiny spot that's virtually inaccessible' NO 'Oh, and I can use any weapon that I find laying on the ground' NO 'Oh, I have magical powers' NO, ABSOLUTELY BY ALL MEANS NO 'Oh, I can change my form at will'. I WILL NOT HAVE IT. YOU WILL BE REFUSED.
All judgments on the competitions will be final. You are entrusting me with your character, to use as I see fit. You will be getting a story commission(s) out of the bargain, possibly for free, possibly for much less than you normally would (I haven't decided yet). There may or may not be a prize for a winner, I haven't decided yet and it will impact how much the competitors are paying because I am very poor. Questions, comments? Most of you have me on messenger, you can shoot me a note here or there, and you can sign up using this journal. If you are an artist in need of getting more work, you can comment here or shoot me a notice and we can maybe talk.
Also accepting cameos for fellow stylists/officials/mentors/sponsors, and the like. I'd prefer to get players filled first, though.
People on my messengers:
Posted 13 years agoEbuddy has failed me. It has deleted a significant number of my contacts, especially from MSN (which had the most). If you plan on talking to me again, toss me a message on it.
So... magic players.
Posted 13 years agoI'm working on setting up a League for EDH. If you're interested, send me a note or reply to this journal saying what you want for your General.
I'll have a list maintained here.
draylenlearth is running Doran, the Siege Tower
thewolfissilver is running Rhys the Redeemed
ominipotentgoldfish is running Braids, Conjurer Adept
thelastgasp is running Xira Arien
gtskunkrat is running Tetsuo Umezawa
sillyjackal is running Memnarch
I'll have a list maintained here.






Alright... Well then.
Posted 13 years agoSince Magic Cards are banned by the AUP, evidentally, I'm putting them up on Photobucket. Also a new set, based mostly on Mass Effect. http://s1074.photobucket.com/albums...../MagicDraylen/ http://s1074.photobucket.com/albums.....ffect%20Magic/ Take a look, tell me what you think.
Magic playing watchers of mine!
Posted 13 years agoFew of you though there may be. I'm planning on adding some things to my gallery, namely magic cards. Is there anyone who would be interested in being Carded? I'd need a picture and a type, maybe some idea of what abilities if any you might have.
List of people to be carded and/or cards to fix:
ryuujingekijou > Make: Planeswalker (need pic), fix: Planeswalker
alphasempaiwolviesyxx > Make: ?? (need type and pic)
zironyxcyx > Make: Creature
blazewinger > Make: Creature
List of people to be carded and/or cards to fix:




Hey gais. Join my group please.
Posted 13 years agohttp://www.furaffinity.net/user/roleplayfurs/
This group. If you RP... ever, or have considered RPing ever, or want to get into it, join it. Please and thank you.
This group. If you RP... ever, or have considered RPing ever, or want to get into it, join it. Please and thank you.
ATTENTION WATCHES.
Posted 13 years agoI need assistance. Does anyone know how to use Flash, or how to program flash games? I found a niche that needs filled - I want to make a Mass Effect based Tower Defense game. Somebody help, please.
Are YOU a fan of videogames?
Posted 14 years agoInterested in the chance for prizes? Then join
scdwolfboy's Big Brother competition! More information here. http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/2959241/

What do these words have in common?
Posted 14 years agoLove
Friendship
Kindness
Sincerity
Courage
Hope
Light
Reliability
Knowledge
Friendship
Kindness
Sincerity
Courage
Hope
Light
Reliability
Knowledge
i need help...
Posted 14 years agoPeople who write, I require your assistance! I need tips on writing pr0n. ^^; Someone, if you have tips, please share! And if you know good writers, please show them!
Free MTG Tournament using Cockatrice for anyone who plays.
Posted 14 years agoSee details here: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/2604485/ If anyone plays Magic the Gathering, or is interested in learning... this tournament might not be the best choice for you, but I'd be happy to help if you are interested.
First Livestream - come watch!
Posted 14 years agohttp://www.livestream.com/undergroundgamer Gonna be playing all sorts of games, dunno what to play first. A list will be posted later.
If YOU have a game nobody you know has heard of, tell me about it! I'll find it and livestream it!
Thinking Silent Hill.
If YOU have a game nobody you know has heard of, tell me about it! I'll find it and livestream it!
Thinking Silent Hill.
Little Artican needs help!
Posted 14 years ago
Name meme
Posted 14 years agoStolen from
light-the-lucario
D = Very very easy for people to like you
R = Beautiful/handsome
A = French Kisser
Y = Can be funny and dumb at the same time
L = Beautiful Eyes
E = Crazy as hell
N = Cool person
A = French Kisser
B = Good Kisser
C = Will kick your ass
D = Very very easy for people to like you
E = Crazy as hell
F = Loves it hard
G = Can kick your ass
H = Freaking hot
I = Everyone's best friend
J = Hot
K = Crazy
L = Beautiful Eyes
M = Very good kisser
N = Cool person
O = Different
P = The best at all sports
Q = An animal lover
R = Beautiful/handsome
S = Damn sexy
T = Easy to fall in love with
U = Will make you laugh till your sides burst
V = Most amazing kisser EVAR!
W = Makes people laugh
X = Never lets people tell you what to do
Y = Can be funny and dumb at the same time
Z = Loved by everyone
...Yeah... I'm gonna call BS on five outta seven here... Crazy I'll admit to, friendly I'll admit to, the rest?

D = Very very easy for people to like you
R = Beautiful/handsome
A = French Kisser
Y = Can be funny and dumb at the same time
L = Beautiful Eyes
E = Crazy as hell
N = Cool person
A = French Kisser
B = Good Kisser
C = Will kick your ass
D = Very very easy for people to like you
E = Crazy as hell
F = Loves it hard
G = Can kick your ass
H = Freaking hot
I = Everyone's best friend
J = Hot
K = Crazy
L = Beautiful Eyes
M = Very good kisser
N = Cool person
O = Different
P = The best at all sports
Q = An animal lover
R = Beautiful/handsome
S = Damn sexy
T = Easy to fall in love with
U = Will make you laugh till your sides burst
V = Most amazing kisser EVAR!
W = Makes people laugh
X = Never lets people tell you what to do
Y = Can be funny and dumb at the same time
Z = Loved by everyone
...Yeah... I'm gonna call BS on five outta seven here... Crazy I'll admit to, friendly I'll admit to, the rest?
Planned livestreaming.
Posted 14 years agoZangoose, Wurmple, Poocyena, Seedot, Nincada, Whismur, and Feebas. These six Pokemon will be trained, one by one, extensively, until they can each solo the Elite Five of Ruby. I'll be livestreaming this. Feel free to watch if you wish, and if you don't, then fine. I'll post journals before the livestream, then updates after with what has occurred. And no, I'm not going to put myself through the agony of a Nuzleaf challenge in addition to this, this is going to be irritating enough.
BRAINSTORM!!!!
Posted 14 years agoAlright, I just had an idea for a story, and I want to see how people will react. Because I'm SOOOO unbelievably SICK and TIRED of all the Elemental stories that don't EVER get into how they interact and connect with each other, I'm going to write one.
Fire is Ice, is Lightning, is Lava, is Steam, is Oil, is Glass, is Life.
Water is Ice, is Mud, is Rain, is Steam, is Oil, is Erosion, is Life.
Air is Lightning, is Sand, is Rain, is Steam, is Erosion, is Glass, is Life.
Earth is Lava, is Mud, is Sand, is Glass, is Erosion, is Life.
All four are the others, just as they are themselves. Nothing can exist without a balance, and only Fate balances itself.
What do you think? Am I nuts - well, yes, but - to think that it would be accepted? And who would want to be in something like this?
Fire is Ice, is Lightning, is Lava, is Steam, is Oil, is Glass, is Life.
Water is Ice, is Mud, is Rain, is Steam, is Oil, is Erosion, is Life.
Air is Lightning, is Sand, is Rain, is Steam, is Erosion, is Glass, is Life.
Earth is Lava, is Mud, is Sand, is Glass, is Erosion, is Life.
All four are the others, just as they are themselves. Nothing can exist without a balance, and only Fate balances itself.
What do you think? Am I nuts - well, yes, but - to think that it would be accepted? And who would want to be in something like this?
Alex's Quiz
Posted 14 years agoMEME BELOW
Rules:
1. You must choose only ONE of your OCs. Do it again if you wanna use another OC.
2. Your OC must answer every question as truthfully as possible.
3. Title the journal as "OC's Quiz (your OC's name. Example: Kaiser's Quiz)".
4. When you're done, tag as many people as you want.
5. Have fun!
This is from my Alex character. If you've met, you know.
1. Hi! What's your real name and nickname?
Names have power. You may call me Alex.
2. Interesting...What's your current age?
Older than twenty, younger than seven sevens.
3. Uh huh. What's your favorite food?
Toughie... I don't eat much, but I do enjoy cooking... I believe I'll go with Sushi.
4. And your favorite drinks?
Drinks? Are you looking for a mixture for my tea? That's secret, back off!
5. Confession time! Who's your crush/lover?
Hmm?
6. Aww! Have you two kissed yet?
Hmmmmmmm???
7. Classic question! What's your favorite color?
Twixt bleakest shadow and harshest light exists gray, no matter how you look at it. Gray is as we live, as we exist.
8. Who's your favorite author?
Oh, this IS a tought one... I haven't the slightest idea. Good ones?
9. Now what's your biggest fear?
Fear, fear, fear... hmm...
10. Who's your hero?
How does one define a hero? A person greater than all others, or one who lives to serve, to sooth, to heal and help? There are no heroes.
11. OK, who is your worst enemy?
Myself.
12. What would you do if your hero and your worst enemy got together?
If nobody... and myself... got together... Just think about that one.
13. Interesting...What would you do if you met your creator?
We've met. We've actually met rather often. We live on the same plane of existence, actually. The first thing we did is that I ogled at the lack of fur... and odd placement of ears... and no tail... then we discussed books and fine food for a few hours. Good times...
14. Now, what do you want to be when you grow up?
Define 'grow up'.
15. What's your worst nightmare?
I don't dream.
16. What's your lifelong dream?
I don't dream.
17. What would you do if your lifelong dream came true?
I. Don't. Dream. I also dislike repeating myself. Don't make me do it again.
18. OK, where's your favorite place to relax?
Better. My library. Or my kitchen. Or my bakery. Or my room. Or my house. Or my restaurant. Or my _____________. Or my dojo. Or my spa.
19. Last question! What do you spend most of your time doing?
Cooking. Also reading. Also cleaning. Also sewing. Also _____________________.
20. We're done! Now tag whoever the hell you want.
We wish to tag the following people.
scdwolfboy
felixpath
thetheguy1
lampshadeheadman
fetho-os-riedo
Rules:
1. You must choose only ONE of your OCs. Do it again if you wanna use another OC.
2. Your OC must answer every question as truthfully as possible.
3. Title the journal as "OC's Quiz (your OC's name. Example: Kaiser's Quiz)".
4. When you're done, tag as many people as you want.
5. Have fun!
This is from my Alex character. If you've met, you know.
1. Hi! What's your real name and nickname?
Names have power. You may call me Alex.
2. Interesting...What's your current age?
Older than twenty, younger than seven sevens.
3. Uh huh. What's your favorite food?
Toughie... I don't eat much, but I do enjoy cooking... I believe I'll go with Sushi.
4. And your favorite drinks?
Drinks? Are you looking for a mixture for my tea? That's secret, back off!
5. Confession time! Who's your crush/lover?
Hmm?
6. Aww! Have you two kissed yet?
Hmmmmmmm???
7. Classic question! What's your favorite color?
Twixt bleakest shadow and harshest light exists gray, no matter how you look at it. Gray is as we live, as we exist.
8. Who's your favorite author?
Oh, this IS a tought one... I haven't the slightest idea. Good ones?
9. Now what's your biggest fear?
Fear, fear, fear... hmm...
10. Who's your hero?
How does one define a hero? A person greater than all others, or one who lives to serve, to sooth, to heal and help? There are no heroes.
11. OK, who is your worst enemy?
Myself.
12. What would you do if your hero and your worst enemy got together?
If nobody... and myself... got together... Just think about that one.
13. Interesting...What would you do if you met your creator?
We've met. We've actually met rather often. We live on the same plane of existence, actually. The first thing we did is that I ogled at the lack of fur... and odd placement of ears... and no tail... then we discussed books and fine food for a few hours. Good times...
14. Now, what do you want to be when you grow up?
Define 'grow up'.
15. What's your worst nightmare?
I don't dream.
16. What's your lifelong dream?
I don't dream.
17. What would you do if your lifelong dream came true?
I. Don't. Dream. I also dislike repeating myself. Don't make me do it again.
18. OK, where's your favorite place to relax?
Better. My library. Or my kitchen. Or my bakery. Or my room. Or my house. Or my restaurant. Or my _____________. Or my dojo. Or my spa.
19. Last question! What do you spend most of your time doing?
Cooking. Also reading. Also cleaning. Also sewing. Also _____________________.
20. We're done! Now tag whoever the hell you want.
We wish to tag the following people.





The New Year...
Posted 14 years agoWelcome friends, as we end one year, and begin another. We leave the sufferings of the past behind, leave the wounds and bury the hatchets under the blankets of snow in the season of endings and look forward to new beginnings. We -
Okay, so enough of the New Age Wiccan ritual celebration thingamabobit, I'm tired, and can't really think of how the rest of that went. Go have a good, safe new years.
Okay, so enough of the New Age Wiccan ritual celebration thingamabobit, I'm tired, and can't really think of how the rest of that went. Go have a good, safe new years.
Meme time!
Posted 14 years agoPost a comment here with the name of a character of yours, what kind of being that character is, a link to a picture if you have one of that character, and also list three interesting facts about him/her/it.
I'll respond with three questions about that character or its creation.
Here's the catch, you gotta offer this same thing in your journal after commenting here. It's a way to kinda network and voice your creativity, so have fun!
I'll respond with three questions about that character or its creation.
Here's the catch, you gotta offer this same thing in your journal after commenting here. It's a way to kinda network and voice your creativity, so have fun!
Furry D&D pt. 4...
Posted 14 years agoLook... I really don't want to have to do this, but... I might either have to cancel the game or postpone it indefinitely. Not only am I having networking difficulties, so are two of the players, and one of them keeps having schedule difficulties.
So... I need to ask a hard question. The people who want to play and can play, do you still want to, despite not starting for... what... a month now? The people who want to play but can't, for whatever reason, would you mind letting someone take your place? Maybe even permanently?
I absolutely hate having to ask this... it completely goes against my nature... but... it's come to the point where I have to... if these questions aren't resolved by the new year... I think I'll just have to cancel it...
This would also go a lot smoother if I had subs signed up... >.>
So... I need to ask a hard question. The people who want to play and can play, do you still want to, despite not starting for... what... a month now? The people who want to play but can't, for whatever reason, would you mind letting someone take your place? Maybe even permanently?
I absolutely hate having to ask this... it completely goes against my nature... but... it's come to the point where I have to... if these questions aren't resolved by the new year... I think I'll just have to cancel it...
This would also go a lot smoother if I had subs signed up... >.>
Day one...
Posted 14 years agoDay One: Ten things you want to say to ten different people right now
Day two: Nine things about yourself
Day three: Eight ways to win your heart
Day four: Seven things that cross your mind a lot
Day five: Six things you wish you'd never done
Day six: Five people who mean a lot
Day seven: Four turn offs
Day eight: Three turn ons
Day nine: Two smileys that describe your life right now
Day ten: One confession
Might as well, I suppose...
1) Happy birthday, kitty!
2) I love you~ So much~
3) Sorry...
4) How's it been going?
5) I missed you...
6) BUY MY POEMS!
7) Is there anything else I can help with?
8) The story's coming along.
9) Where the hell is my Apples to Apples link?
10) Dear gods this is harder than it looks!
Day two: Nine things about yourself
Day three: Eight ways to win your heart
Day four: Seven things that cross your mind a lot
Day five: Six things you wish you'd never done
Day six: Five people who mean a lot
Day seven: Four turn offs
Day eight: Three turn ons
Day nine: Two smileys that describe your life right now
Day ten: One confession
Might as well, I suppose...
1) Happy birthday, kitty!
2) I love you~ So much~
3) Sorry...
4) How's it been going?
5) I missed you...
6) BUY MY POEMS!
7) Is there anything else I can help with?
8) The story's coming along.
9) Where the hell is my Apples to Apples link?
10) Dear gods this is harder than it looks!
Commissions...
Posted 14 years agoYes, I'm still doing them. Will probably continue doing them, despite not having had any takers... =/ At any rate... Poems are four dollars, stories are eight. That's a flat-rate, by the way. Payment goes to lightrose2012[at]live.com Please, have a subject in mind. Goes so much easier.
Also, as a for-the-holidays type bonus package, 10 dollars buys both. So. Yeah.
Also, as a for-the-holidays type bonus package, 10 dollars buys both. So. Yeah.
Nice guys STILL finish last...
Posted 14 years agoStolen from
nebari despite not really doing these...
♥ To every guy that said, "Sex can wait"...
♥ To every guy that said, "You're beautiful"...
♥ To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see them...
♥ To every guy that gives them flowers and a card when they're sick or down...
♥ To every guy who has given them flowers just because that's how he rolls...
♥ To every guy that said he would die for them...
♥ To every guy that really would...
♥ To every guy that did what they wanted to die for...
♥ To every guy that cried in front of them...
♥ To every guy that they cried in front of...
♥ To every guy that holds hands with them.
♥ To every guy that kisses with meaning..
♥ To every guy that hugs them when they're sad...
♥ To every guy that hugs them for no reason at all...
♥ To every guy who would give their jacket up for them...
♥ To every guy that calls to make sure they got home safe...
♥ To every guy that would sit and wait for them for hours just to see them for ten minutes...
♥ To every guy that would give his seat up...
♥ To every guy that just wants to cuddle...
♥ To every guy that reassured them that they were beautiful no matter what...
♥ To every guy who told his secrets to them...
♥ To every guy that showed how much he cared through every word and every breath...
♥ To every guy that thought maybe this could be the one...
♥ To every guy that believed in their dreams...
♥ To every guy that would have done anything so they could achieve them...
♥ To every guy that never laughed at them when they told him their dreams...
♥ To every guy that walked them to their car and opened the door...
♥ To every guy that gave his heart...
♥ To every guy who prays that they are happy even if he's not with them...
Not many people appreciate nice guys anymore. And because of this, there are not many left out there.
- If you are a nice guy, repost this in your journal with the title: "Nice guys STILL finish last";
- If you think every guy should treat someone this way, repost this in your journal with the title: "To Every Guy".

♥ To every guy that said, "Sex can wait"...
♥ To every guy that said, "You're beautiful"...
♥ To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see them...
♥ To every guy that gives them flowers and a card when they're sick or down...
♥ To every guy who has given them flowers just because that's how he rolls...
♥ To every guy that said he would die for them...
♥ To every guy that really would...
♥ To every guy that did what they wanted to die for...
♥ To every guy that cried in front of them...
♥ To every guy that they cried in front of...
♥ To every guy that holds hands with them.
♥ To every guy that kisses with meaning..
♥ To every guy that hugs them when they're sad...
♥ To every guy that hugs them for no reason at all...
♥ To every guy who would give their jacket up for them...
♥ To every guy that calls to make sure they got home safe...
♥ To every guy that would sit and wait for them for hours just to see them for ten minutes...
♥ To every guy that would give his seat up...
♥ To every guy that just wants to cuddle...
♥ To every guy that reassured them that they were beautiful no matter what...
♥ To every guy who told his secrets to them...
♥ To every guy that showed how much he cared through every word and every breath...
♥ To every guy that thought maybe this could be the one...
♥ To every guy that believed in their dreams...
♥ To every guy that would have done anything so they could achieve them...
♥ To every guy that never laughed at them when they told him their dreams...
♥ To every guy that walked them to their car and opened the door...
♥ To every guy that gave his heart...
♥ To every guy who prays that they are happy even if he's not with them...
Not many people appreciate nice guys anymore. And because of this, there are not many left out there.
- If you are a nice guy, repost this in your journal with the title: "Nice guys STILL finish last";
- If you think every guy should treat someone this way, repost this in your journal with the title: "To Every Guy".
Oi! Calling all Survifurs!
Posted 15 years ago