I doubt anybody has noticed because I've only been on here a short time, but I tend to disappear and not upload any drawings for months. Why does this happen? Well, you see kids, though I love drawing, it requires a high level of happy energy to maintain, energy which I photosynthesize from the Sun because I don't get it from any other source. I have no inspiration to take on projects because my basic life needs are totally forsaken and it takes everything I have just to keep taking care of myself. The problem is that I don't receive enough blowjobs. In fact, the amount of energy I have to devote to artistic creations is proportionate to the number of blowjobs I get. More blowjobs = more pictures. I could make a graph if it helps visualize it.

Having received no blowjobs in a very long time, I tend not to feel like making things. I have a mentality of "fuck it, I need affection, not work." So if anybody was wondering, that's why you don't see anything from me. I thought it deserved an explanation.

Lots of love and mushrooms, Nemo