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Go to the tourney mode in Super Smash Bros for Wii U and look for "CleverDerp Crown", the password is "~CD" with no quotes.

This tournament's rules can be read in game, I of course, will be participating. (I honestly don't expect to win, but i wish you all the best of luck)
The only additional change is there will be something special given to the winner if they report to me when the tourney is over, 10 days from now.

Best of luck to you all!
~CD

Now that i have a steady job, it is getting hard to do commissions for money that seem worthwhile to me. So, instead, I am closing them permanently until further notice, this does not affect in progress or special circumstances. I will offer art trades to people that i feel are willing to trade with something decent. I will accept SOME requests, but only if the idea is good enough for me to invest time in, as i said, i am working so my time is limited now.

That covers my state in that.
Now, i also have some good news, i will start coloring linearts for free, but again, with approval. This service allows you to get a work colored as long as i get credit for coloring and you own the proper rights to get it colored.

But enough gloom and doom stuff,
I will be releasing a popularity chart that shows which works had the most views, comments, or faves below very soon.

(Coming soon)

Sorry about that,
~CD

https://www.picarto.tv/live/channel.....ch=CleverDerpy (NSFW)

Mr Satoru Iwata, One of Nintendo's proud presidents, as many of you know, has passed away a few days ago of a type of cancer.
I think it's safe to say, this man... Will be missed, dearly.
I didn't know much about this man, i used to think he was a pushy, unforgiving man that put Nintendo in the cleaners...
But when i found out, this man... Did what he did to get what he got in 2002, only to die 13 years later... The only selfish thing here, was me...
Iwata was probably the best president we will never forget, not for his choices, but for who he really was... A gamer.
Think about what he must have done for the company to be chosen, no... Honored, with approval of Mr Miyamoto himself... to get there.
I did not know Mr Satoru Iwata, but I have seen his work, i will miss it dearly upon his death... Not for just what he did, but for who he was...
Good bye, and thank you, Satoru!

We do indeed, understand!

-Your long tradition shall be remembered,
~CleverDerpy

https://www.picarto.tv/live/channel.....ch=CleverDerpy NSFW
Tonight i am gonna stream a video (hopefully it works) and discuss ideas for my own animation, this may or may not involve outside characters, but please don't ask for insertions all night.

https://www.picarto.tv/live/channel.....ch=CleverDerpy (NSFW)
making a game and taking commissions, commissions will take priority if the person who bought them is present.

https://www.picarto.tv/live/channel.....ch=CleverDerpy (NSFW)
What better way to celebrate than a stream about making a game?

(Stream will end at 11:30 EST)

Watch me make a brand new game called "Seeds of Ehren" Which i'm developing using rpg maker vx ace!
Combined with modding technology, this game has animated battle plans on the table~

Check it out here: https://www.picarto.tv/live/channel.....ch=CleverDerpy (NSFW)

Cuz you're gonna need it~
https://www.picarto.tv/live/channel.....ch=CleverDerpy (NSFW)

https://www.picarto.tv/live/channel.....ch=CleverDerpy NSFW
Join in to see who it is~

https://www.picarto.tv/live/channel.....ch=CleverDerpy NSFW
Today you can be a hero in an upcoming series of pics called YCH to the Rescue!
Your OC can save a pony/pokemon in a very strange or unique peril, the victim is decided, question is, are you game to take a chance and save them?
And rather than a kiss, you could win a special prize for saving them, ranging from a free pic to a paypal prize of up to 100 dollars! (actual amount subject to number of buyers)

Here's how it works:
*People bid on slots for pre-made scenarios, first few start at 20 dollars and go up by 1 dollar or more of your choosing each bid.
*Bid quickly, each bidding period doesn't last long, only one hour per picture.
*Choose an oc of yours, and pay the final total to my paypal, which is mazxty[at]gmail.com (do not leave any notes or messages with it, i can easily figure out who you are on FA and give the artwork via a note)
*When the pic is done, you will be asked to pick a number between 1 and 3, if your number is selected (at random via random.org) by me, you will have the chance to win an extra prize based on another randomly drawn number from 1 to 100. (the higher the better)
*You win if you draw these numbers:
**1-34 No prize
***35-63 Half off a picture commission
****64-77 a free commission
*****78-89 A free commission and a second drawing chance (limit 1 per person, second time is no extra prize)
******90-96 Get a free comic of 4 panels and a free cover page (limit 3 total, 1 per person)
*******97-99 Get back half of what you put down on the YCH (limit 2 total, 1 per person)
********100 One-Hundred Dollar grand prize! (Only 1, first one to get it will get the prize at the end of the entire project)

The first pic will be posted soon after writing this, so best of luck, heroes~
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u...../mr%20hero.png

https://www.patreon.com/derpy (NSFW)
Come visit, i could really use the funds and some works are gonna be exclusively posted there, got some great rewards for people who remain loyal to me.

Drop me a line, send me a form, i'm forever more~
Will you still need me, will you still feed me,
When I'm a commission whore~

But seriously, one pic per customer atm, still finishing up other works as well.

This is a notice to anyone who wants to purchase after the journal has been posted, i am closing new sales for a short while to catch up on works i missed due to illness, You will be notified via a journal when entries are reopened, this does not affect prior customers, everyone will get their work on time.
It has been decided that i will also complete pictures prior to larger projects, such as animations and comics, to get them out of the way, registration will reopen as soon as i post or complete the last animation and start fresh.

It's gonna be coming to FA very soon, as soon as the server upgrades and allows for the giant sizes i need to run my file,
This will also allow me to upload huge flash animations for you at larger sizes, to honor this, i will be offering something never done before.
For 20 dollars in this month only, i will make 2-3k animations for clients up to 1 and a half minutes.
Also commission sales are booming, I would like to thank for his legendary 7 commission purchase, thank you for your support~

Colroings are 1 dollar.
Artworks are 5 dollars.
Animations are 10 dollars,
4K artworks are 15 dollars
2-3K Animations are 20 dollars

Act soon, the K deals are for this month only~

I lost my job recently, and still got bills to pay, so i will be holding a commission sale for a pretty low price, sorry i keep flip flopping on this, i need some kind of income to ensure i can stay afloat without a job.

If anyone wants a work colored, i'll do it for 1 dollar.
If anyone wants a vector artwork, i'll do it for 5 dollars.
If anyone wants a flash loop, i'll do it for 10 dollars. (may be an external link if too large)
If anyone wants an interactive flash animation, i'll do it for 20 dollars.

For the record of all people, listen up!

I will not do:
*Scat
*Watersports
*Horror
*Gore
*Blood
*Extremely disturbing subjects (Usually falls under no one wants to see this, not even the insane.)
*and Hard digestion of any kind.

Contact me in a note if you're interested.

This will be a new QS stream for A classic set of characters, Tiny Kong from Donkey kong 64 and rosalina from super mario galaxy, sinking in the green slime from the mausoleum in creepy castle from DK64.
http://www.livestream.com/brightmuffins
It's live and will be ready soon~

http://www.livestream.com/brightmuffins Streaming, NSFW
Today's theme is: The OC lake trio i just created.

Considering many of you are intimidated by the prices of my commissions, I will no longer be accepting them.
All of the current requests i have will be removed from my list.
I am wiping my hands clean of all this busy work and starting fresh.
This is not all bad news, either.
I will now do coloring of sketches for free!
I will accept more requests.
Art trades are welcome and appreciated.
From now on, i will attempt to operate donation only, meaning you are welcome to pay if you wanna support my works, but not required.

You may also give to my Patreon if you are serious about my work and enjoy it:

http://www.patreon.com/derpy

I hope you enjoy my works, I'm not trying to make anyone feel left out here, but i gotta move on a bit, the sheer amount of extra work is impossible to finish in one go.

Thank you for your understanding,
~CleverDerpy

You heard right, for today only, get your commission free of charge~
If it abides by FA policy and I approve your idea, it's good to go~

Limit 1 per person,
CAN Be NSFW, (send a note for the sake of your peers)
May have 1-2 characters
Can feature fetishes, excluding blood, gore, horron, watersports, or scat.
I can deny it, but i will provide a reason if i do.

Enjoy~
~CD

http://cleverderpy.deviantart.com/
It also features a list of my new commission prices, exclusive to DA members~

3rd place goes to:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/14693661/ (NSFW)
Asis Tooth!
You just won a free artwork of your OC in tar~

Runner up (2nd) goes to:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/14597116/ (NSFW)
~
You won a free signed Artwork of your OC in tar and 10 dollars via paypal~ (Note me when you get the chance)

And the Grand prize (1st place) Goes to...
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/14692142/ (NSFW)
!!!
You Won a whopping 50 dollars via paypal, an artwork/animation based on your work, and a free OC pic! (note me when you are able)

Everyone else, thanks for playing~ You will be sent a copy of your certificate soon~

For all Art prizes: Note me what you want and we'll work it out via Notes.

For all paypal payout prizes: the time of payment might be a little delayed due to transfer time, i'll send you a note asking for your paypal email so i can send it to you when ready~

That concludes the contest, thank you all for participating, see you next time~
~CleverDerpy

I will extend the contest until 11 AM of Saturday, Ocotber 4th. (EST)
This is by request, so please be patient.
Also note this is the new and final deadline, there will be no further extensions!

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Also listed here: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/14582443/ (NSFW)

Introduction:
Hiya, my name is and if you like sinking sexy women in tar, and can draw it, this contest is for you~!

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Reason for contest:
The idea of this contest is to get a future concept rolling, but i need some inspiration from artists like you, all participants will get something benefit from this.

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Concept: Draw a female oc (NO herms, must be 100% female) sinking in tar, you may cover them in tar, have them playing in it, being aroused in it, whatever FA would allow you to post, (and based on the contest rules, see below.)

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Prizes:

1st place- 50 dollars USD, , a copy of an artwork/animation (based on complexity) of thier oc in tar signed by yours truly, and a free voucher for a themeless character-only artwork (as in, just the character, no fetish, kink, or setting.)

2nd Place- 10 dollars USD, and a free artwork of their oc in tar signed by me.

3rd place- A free Artwork of their oc in tar

4th and beyond- A certificate of participation with your username on it, signed by myself.

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Requirements:

1. Work must be in color and be detailed enough that anyone can tell what the theme of the pic is. (within reason)

2. Work must be visible enough to interpret without squinting or upscaling, the larger the better.

3, Work must show at least one character, but there is no limits on how many more it can show (as long as tar is still visible)

4. All OCs must be female, hermaphrodites are banned, males will be banned, Unidentified genders will be banned (but can be any species you like, as well as feral or anthro or even human.)

5. Themes such as gore, blood, scat, watersports, horror, (especially nightmare fuel and jump scares) and disturbing concepts (oddities most people would find offputting or offensive) are strictly prohibited, discovery of such concepts will lead to disqualification)

6. No stick figures or low quality jpeg jokes, please! keep your art at a reasonable qualities, as joke pics won't even be considered. Jpeg is allowed if done at a reasonable quality, but png is prefered.

7. Animations ARE allowed, but still must meet all requirements, be large enough to see and depict, good animations at a good size and qaulity are indeed a plus, though.

8. Flash games or animations are also permitted, but must not feature external ads, self links, or any form of promotion outside the contest. (I will exempt advertisement for the contest itself if it is done in good taste and provides the proper link to this page.)

9. All works are considered if they meet all above requirements, judging will be based on how well the subject is depicted, the scale of the work, the quality of the work, media of choice, and most importantly, if they are done to the best of your ability. (in other words, don't rush it, i will give a reasonable amount of time.)

10. Have fun, and be creative~

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Due date:

October 4th, 2014 (Saturday, entries close on that day at midnight, EST)

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How to participate:

Leave 1 comment stating you wanna try it in the comments, i will respond.
Then leave a 2nd response under that with your link and any relevant info.

I also allow entry by PMs, via my email, Mazxty[at]gmail.com with the subject "Contest" Or via my steam (CleverDerpy), just make sure you mention it's for the contest~

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Active Participants:
1.'s "Sticky Kitty" http://www.furaffinity.net/view/14597116/ (NSFW)
2.'s "Blossom" http://www.furaffinity.net/view/14616275/ (SFW)
3.'s "Stuck in tar!" http://www.furaffinity.net/view/14684984/ (NSFW)
4.'s "Bluebell at Tar Swamp (trapped on Tar)" http://www.furaffinity.net/view/14692142/ (NSFW)
5.Asis Tooth's "The Forgotten Tar Bath" http://www.furaffinity.net/view/14693661/ (NSFW)

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Queried Participants:
1.
2.
3.

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Contact Allowances:

You may contact me for the following reasons concerning the contest-
*Questions
*Suggestions
*Errors
*Cheating Discoveries
*Problems (such as you need more time, or have something else you need related to this)
*Other valid forms of contact requests

You may not contact me for the following reasons-
*Spam
*Selling services
*Critiques of me or any of the contest entries (unless rules have been violated and you are reporting, see above)
*Hate messages
*Political banter or messages
*Request for my more Private/Personal info (Such as address, full name, phone number, or financial info)
*Joke Mails
*Auto-Subscriptions

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If you see anything here that hasn't been met by requirements of FA or law, feel free to let me know, thank you for your time and good luck~

~CleverDerpy

https://sellfy.com/CleverDerpy
it's not what it sounds like, check it out~