http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6kNxf6axY4&NR=1

Eye lasers! Pew pew!

Not in the real sense.

I've got a new FA page since I've changed my 'sona. I'm not going to be taking anything down but anything new will be posted up on that page (along with a copy of what I have currently).

http://www.furaffinity.net/user/sanada/

Stolen from  Feldon . Thought it'd be fun so let's give it a shot.

1. Open your music library.
2. Put it on shuffle.
3. Press play.
4. For every question, type the song that's playing.
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button.
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool.
7. ???
8. PROFIT!

Songs:

Opening Credits: The Real Thing by Gwen Stefani (How appropriate)

Waking Up: I Need a Hero by Bonnie Tyler (I see a trend starting :P)

First Day At School: G.A.Y by Geri Halliwell

Falling In love: Bubble Pop Electric by Gwen Stefani (seriously?! Damn...lol)

Fight Song: Somebody Told Me by the Killers

Breaking Up: Since you've been gone by Kelly Clarkson (Okay, that's just not fair)

Prom: Don't Speak by No Doubt (Never went to prom...so I guess it makes some kind of sense)

Life's OK: Maneater by Nelly Furtado

Mental Breakdown: Break the Ice by Britney Spears (Well, she is crazy)

Driving: Crash by Gwen Stefani (Makes too much sense, I totally would crash too :P)

Flashback: Bounce with me by Kreesha Turner

Getting Back Together: Wonderful Life by Gwen Stefani

Wedding: Stricken by Disturbed

Birth of Child: Barracuda by Heart

Final Battle: Early Winter by Gwen Stefani

Death Scene: Waking Will by Bel Canto (Fitting, very very fitting)

Funeral Song: Feel Good Inc. by Gorillaz (Can't have people sad at my funeral!)

End Credits: Sweet Escape by Gwen Stefani (lol)

I have lots of Gwen on there >.>

Lesse here...

Started a new job last week and finally got out of my old one. Better pay, full-time hours, getting up at 6 in the morning...it's awesome. Well, except for maybe the last part but the pay is decent...better than what I was making anyway.

Chapter six of Heist is done, up and posted around various sites (Yiffstar, FA, FurRag) so those following that series, be sure to check it out. Got a few other projects on the run when I can find the time. A few short stories (yes, I do have some...not a lot, but some!), mostly just porn fics.

Other wise, I'm a sick nar-nar right now. Got a terrible head cold and lost my voice for a day. Recovering well enough but it's my belief that recent events and the stress surrounding it that made me susceptible to this, since I very rarely ever get sick and hardly to this degree. Ah well ^^

Somehow managed to survive it too! Though unfortunately I seem to have picked up a head cold on the last day. My sinuses are wreaking havoc on my body, which isn't very fun.

Met lots of wonderful people, old and new. Worked on some stories of mine including a collaboration between another author friend and myself that, when finished I will be posting.

Huzzah.

After a shaky start and a lot of worrying over financial problems, it seems I'll be hitting AnthroCon this year for the first time. Now I'm wondering what I got myself into.

Fortunatly I'll be with several friends and as such, will have a much more enjoyable time than my first Con experience :P. Should be an interesting few days to say the least.

Look out for the horned whale totting around a binder of writing garbage everywhere.

I probably do.

Two stories up; one short, one long. One angsty, emo thing typed up in the middle of the night and finished the same night. Just a quick, slightly-depressive pr0n story. Needed to do something different. The formatting on it is real weird, probably because of my lack of sleep.

The other story? Heist, part three. About 20 pages long, full of...stuff. Yeah.

Should sleep now...

*wafflefaces on keyboard*

Stolen from  misfile

Basics:

Name: Shaun David Edward McKechnie
Nickname: Bysmark, Bys, Lamprey
Fursona: Bysmark: purple skinned narwhal. No named lamprey for emo-moods. Sanada: some kinda german shepherd for bad arting
Date of Birth: 06/19/87
Birthplace: Oshawa, Ontario
Current Location: Oshawa, Ontario
Eye Color: Blue-white. My eyes are messed up.
Height: 6' 2
Heritage: Scottish / French-Canadian
Piercings: 1
Tattoos: 0


Favourite:

Animal: Whales of all kinds, german shepherd dogs and assorted canines
Band/Singer: Gwen Stefani <3
Movie: Sin City
Disney Movie: Blah...Disney
Disney Show: Same as above
Disney Character: Same as above
TV show: : Rick & Steve :P
Food: Chinese, Japanese, anything out of the usual
Pizza topping: chicken
Pocky Flavor: chocolate...haven't had anything different
Drink (alcoholic): Wine, white zinfendal
Cookie: Choclate Chip
Store: Chapters
Clothing Brand: The one that fits best
Shoe Brand: Same as above
Season: Fall / Winter
Month: June
Convention/Holiday/Festival: none
Flower: Snap dragon
Board game: Life


This or That:

Sunny or rainy: rainy :)
Chocolate or vanilla: Varies
Fruit or veggie: Fruit
Night or day: Night
Sour or sweet: sour
Love or money: Love
Looks or personality: Personality
Coffee or tea: Varies
Hot or cold: cold

Your:

Goal for this year: Finish my story series
Most missed memory: Anything before furry
Best physical feature: My eyes, no question
First thought waking up: Too early, if not, time to paw
Hypothetical personality disorder: Blargh!~
Preferred type of surgery: None
Sesame street alter ego: Cookie monster
Fairytale alter ego: Dunno
Most stupid remark: Bubblegum has a physical form?
Worst crime: Nothing yet
Greatest ambition: Get my stories published
Greatest fear: Myself
Darkest secret: Rather not say :P
Favorite subject: English
Strangest received gift: Candy handcuffs from my mom O.o
Worst habit: Too high of a sex-drive I guess. It counts for best habit too when it actually works :D


Do You:

Smoke: No, but it's crossed my mind.
Drink: I am right now :P
Curse: Fuck yes
Shower daily: Twice daily
Like thunderstorms: Not really
Dance in the rain: Nah
Sing: Hah, no. As much as  familliar wants me too.
Play an instrument: Used to play trombone
Get along with your parents: very well
Wish on stars: Now and then for shits
Believe in fate: Not really
Believe in love at first sight: No; I did before. Yikes, that was bad.

Can You:

Drive: No :/
Sew: Very no
Cook: Somewhat, nothing awesome though
Speak another language: Nope
Sing: Quite no
Touch your nose with your tongue:Nope
Whistle: Yup
Curl your tongue: Yup

Have You Ever:

Been Drunk: Most definitely
Been Stoned/High: Once. It wasn't any big deal
Eaten Sushi: I like sushi :) the kind I can actually eat though
Been in Love: A few times
Skipped school: Only once college started :P
Made prank calls:Nah
Sent someone a love letter: Nope
Stolen something: Yup
Cried yourself to sleep: Yeah. Have a few times because I'm so emo...not really.

Other Questions:

What annoys you most in a person? Arrogance, excessive whining. Other stuff
Are you right or left handed? Right
What is your bedtime? When I want to sleep
Name three things you can't live without: Myself, my writing, I'd say Familliar but that would be cliche. So I'll just say my family
What is the color of your room?: Blue
Do you have any siblings?: Two sisters
Do you have any pets?: 2 huskies; Orion and Hailey
Would you kill someone you hate for a million dollars?: If I didn't get caught maybe
What is you middle name?: David Edward
What are you nicknames?: Too many to list off
Are you for or against gay marriage?: For
What are your thoughts on abortion? *shrugs* I'm not sure really.
Do you have a crush on anyone? On Familliar obviously, but there are others too
Are you afraid of the dark? Not really. My mind likes to play tricks on me though
How do you want to die? Naturally
What is the largest amount of popsicles that you have eaten on one day? Probably like 4
Would you take a bullet for the one you love? Probably
Are there any rules you've broken? Plenty

Oh yeah...to keep people informed on junk.

To those watching me (who actually like reading), I want to apologize for the extreme delay on postings. The muse comes and goes; it's been gone for a long time actually though I struggle to get some stuff written when I find the time.

Tons of ideas floating around about stuff I want to do but I don't think I'm going to act on any of them. Though I think I may pursue the thought of taking a break from furry fiction for a bit. Though if I do or not, I'm unsure yet.

While "Dark Fang" (title subject to change) is on hold till I have my smaller projects to work out of the way, the next series that'll be coming along is my good ol' horror-yiff story with my new favorite character: a lamprey!

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/734390/ by  Familliar

Isn't that mouth something? Working on chapter 2 of that now and I'll be posting the first 2 when I'm done with them.

Recently I had removed all my stories from FA, but also from other sites such as Furrag and Yiffstar. I did this just so I could start polishing up some of those old stories. After reading them, I could see so many glaring mistakes, grammatically and otherwise that I just had to take them down and go over them again.

I'm making decent headway; Growing Up has been reposted completely, polished up and with very minor changes. Singular stories should be following soon. I'll be saving Dark fang for last since that is the biggest project and will be going under a serious revamping in the early chapters (their terrible).

Things should be popping up slowly now and again.

Well, it's been a couple months so here's some new stuff.

"Don't Touch, Back Up, I Ain't the One" is a story inspired by the song "U & Ur Hand" by Pink. To be honest, I don't like the story and it's been what's holding me back from doing other projects; since I need to finish my current ones before moving on. Just a thing I have.

"Lampetra fluviatilis" is a horror story series that is based off the seven sins and contains a furry character most people would be rather squeamish to come across in real life. If you don't know what it means, go wikipedia the story title and see for yourself :P

Next on the chopping block: Dark Fang chapter 10 and 11!

I've never been one for surveys, but I'm really bored and felt like being a bandwagon ho-bag for once :P stolen from a friend:

Survay!!!

TEN FIRSTS
First Best Friend: Rory
First Pet: Brandy, a golden retriever
First Piercing: Don't have one but will be getting my upper ear pierced one day *jingle jingle*
First Crush: Hmm, probably on an old friend of mine when I was in grade 8. He was cute :P
First CD: American Idiot, Familliar gave it to me. I don't buy CDs :x
First Job: KFC bitches. Looking for a new job now :D yay
First True Love: Familliar. 2 weeks till you come back for schools!
First Stuffed Animal: Golden Retriever named Freddy. Still have it too.

NINE LASTS
Last Alcoholic Beverage: Red wine
Last Car Ride: Last night after the weekly Oshawa furmeet :P
Last Movie Seen in theaters: Simpsons Movie
Last Phone Call: Calling work for my schedule
Last Cd Played: Evan's Blue
Last Bubble Bath: Don't even remember when...too long ago
Last time you Cried: On the phone with Familliar 2 or 3 days ago. It was fake crying though :P
Last time you laughed: Yesterday night at the meet
Last time you fell: When my dad removed the back step of our porch in the back yard. I feel -3- times in total because I kept forgetting he took it away.

EIGHT HAVE YOU EVERS
Have you ever dated one of your best friends: Nope
Have you ever been arrested: Nada
Have you ever been on tv: Yes :P I was an extra in a movie!
Have you ever kissed someone, and then regreted it?: Nah
Have you ever yelled at someone in public?: For sure :P
Have you ever purposefully teased?: Not really

SEVEN THINGS YOU ARE WEARING:
1. Glasses
2. Black and white, vertical striped dress shirt
3. Jean shorts
4. Socks
5. Underwearz lol
6. Skin
7. Hair

SIX THINGS YOU'VE DONE TODAY
1. Got up
2. Showered
3. Got dressed
4. Made tea, but I forgot honey in it :(
5. Called work
6. Checked FA :P

FIVE OF YOUR FAVORITE ARTISTS (as of the current moment)

PS - Not in any order!

1. Blotch
2. Poop
3. Fluke
4. CaptainGerBear
5. Tomcat

FOUR PEOPLE YOU CAN TELL ALMOST ANYTHING TO

1. Familliar
2. Sister
3. Dad
4. Mom

THREE CHOICES
1. Rugby League or Rugby Union : Err...league I guess?
2. Warm or Cold Pizza : Cold :)
3. Top or Bottom....: 60% bottom, 40% top :P

TWO THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE
1. See myself get published.
2. Um...get to move out with Familliar? I dunno :x

ONE THING YOU REGRET
1. Becoming a furry! :P

With Ch.9 of 'Dark Fang' complete, I find myself at a bit of a crossroads.

I already have the rough ideas for Ch.10 planned out in my head but I'm not sure I really feel like working on it right now. There have been a few other things I've wanted to try my hand at, just for fun and to see how well I can pull them off. These, more than likely, smaller stories would probably revolve around various fetishes just to see if I can make them work or not with my own style.

With that said, I already have the rough draft of one short story finished and just begging to be put into a word document, so we'll see what happens. :)

I never really realized how hard it was to properly format a song into a story. Every way just seems awkward and unpleasing to look at, but I think I at least got something workable.

Lets see, chapter 9 of 'Dark Fang' is well under way and I'm beginning to question just how long is too long. I'm probably about half way through the plot of this chapter and sitting at just over 27 pages. Yikes! For those who've read my stuff, my chapters tend to be really long, and normally I'd be fine with this but I suppose there comes a point when it's just...too much? Chances are I won't change anything (I'm actually quite proud of my chapter lengths) but I'm just worried if its too long, I'd lose reader's interests; not good.

Look for it in the near future!

After having finished 'Bladewind Saga', I've begun working on the 3rd and final installment of my 'Growing Up' series. Its about 15 pages in so far, getting pretty close to halfway finished (if not already there). It's been a really long time since I started working on it, but it's finally underway and should be done in a few weeks :) hopefully sooner.

In other news, I get to be a lonely narwhal for the summer :P with Familliar gone back home to Kingston and without access to even the internet on a regular basis. At least the phone works :P, miss ya wuffie!

2nd semester of college started; in the summer too. Bleh, sucks. Too hot :/ and the classes are long and boring but it kills time I suppose (though almost seems like a waste of money). After part 3 of 'Growing Up', I'll be doing Ch. 9 of 'Dark Fang' but it may be awhile, although planning is already done. Soon is all I can say. :P

Title says it all. Been having a hard time doing anything recently with my attention split between so many sources.

Test week at school, 2 of 4 down but I've got projects looming over me too, and I dislike group work too so it's a pain :P. Otherwise life goes on as normal, which means spending 90% of my time with Familliar.

As far as writing goes, I'm also split down the middle with that. Been working on the 3rd and final part of 'Growing Up', which has been a very long time coming, though I don't expect it done anytime soon. Chapter 9 of 'Dark Fang' has already gone through the planning stages, I just haven't started it. Currently, I'm working on a submission for FANG (http://www.baddogbooks.com/content/blogcategory/17/34/).

I'm unsure if I have what it takes for it but I'm going to try my best is all I can say, and what I do have so far, I like :). Yet, procrastination sets in, like I am right now typing this when I should be working on it, but oh well. Got until the 14th of April anyway :)

So it seems I found my muse again, for how long I don't really know. I'm hoping it won't be leaving anytime soon (Familliar, make sure I don't stop, the pen must keep moving at all times!).

Lets see here...submitted a bunch of new crap, though new is a relative term. Some of it is actually kind of old (except for Ch.8 of Dark Fang, thats new :) ). But I hope people enjoy it all anyway, specifically my other series. I really liked how that turned out hehe.

Nothing else really new or exciting. Math homework sucks, but I was never good at that course anyway. Pop Culture class is less exciting then I thought...but going to the pub before hand makes it at least somewhat tolerable (though unfortunatly for me I don't have money to spend to -make- it tolerable :P boo, but somewhat drunk friends is still good).

Ummm, yeah. Thats it I think? :P

I really am terrible at coming up with titles for anything, so I'll just put filler in there I guess.

Well lets see, started college this week, and so far it's very different from what high school was like. At least I know where my classes are but I ended up egtting lost Tuesday while wandering around aimlessly. I ended up somewhere in the basment, the place is like a maze down there, especially for someone who've only been there for a single day :P.

Bought a few of my text books today though, which ran me close to $300, though I had some trouble securing the cash, problems with transfers and such, but it all worked out in the end. I still don't really know anyone there yet, so it's kind of lonely. Any friends I do have are on entirely different schedueles and I barely see them at all, if ever. So that really isn't a lot of fun, though it gives me the oppurtunity to meet some other folks, even though I'm awful at meeting others hehe.

As far as writing goes, I finally did some more work on chapter eight of my series, about freakin' time. Thats been collecting dust in my hard-drive for almost two months, if not more since I last touched it. Inspiration comes and goes, much to my dismay and I'm sure many can relate. Hopefully I'll get that done soon and can post it up, along with chapter seven. My only gripe is that this really isn't a website for writer's =P but eh, the more I can get my stuff out there, the better.

I guess thats it? I'm also terrible at ending things :x