Did you know there are scammers in the Furry Fandom? There might be someone looking to do bad things to you over a lot of different platforms. They can appear on Discord, Telegram, and Furry Dating Apps like Barq. I run into them a lot, and I have noticed a lot of trends.

Scammers tend to be a bit lazy. They won't do too much research into what being a furry is really like. They do just as much as they can to catch someone who may not be paying much attention that day off guard. None of these people actually care about furries or really even understand what it is like to be a furry.

If you happen to find yourself in a conversation with someone you don't know and did not expect to be talking to, that is already a Red Flag. But how do you know if it is really a scammer or not? Don't delete them just yet. Keep talking to them. Here are some clues you should look for:

-Look at their profile picture. Does the furry look generic? Is it just a stock standard furry just smiling at you? Most furries like to be creative with their image. We're all a bunch of silly people who want to project something special to the world. Like me. I'm a terrified rat trapped in your television set. I may never get out. Help. Scammers will almost never bother to spend the few minutes to make an original looking profile... or just steal a better godamn picture. Gawd.

-Are they using extremely stock standard emojis or stickers? Little waving teddy bears? Basically the stuff that comes with the app rather than acquiring those new and hip works of art made within the Fandom or just simply stealing somebody else's stuff. You know who you are! But I digress. Scammers are much too busy trying to steal your money or hack your account to bother with things like that. They just use whatever comes with the app, making them seem weird and boring. One thing you can do is ask them to send a bunch of their favorite furry stickers on Telegram. Chances are, they will just send you a bunch of horrible generic ones or just leave because they know you're smarter than the average bear.

-During your conversation, you might suddenly see several lines suddenly get posted as if they had the ability to type a ton of stuff very quickly. This is very likely a copy and paste from a script they are using. The first part of the conversation might be real, but they are waiting for a good moment to post the first main part of the scam. A sudden wall of text, even three lines long, is a Red Flag. It is also another sign of laziness. They are not even into furries. They probably masturbate to humans or something. Weirdos.

-Are they taking an unusual amount of time to post after sending you that first message? I see this a lot! They post "Hi!" or something and when I immediately reply, I don't hear anything for sometimes up to ten minutes. Huge Red Flag! I have seen this many times, and it has always led to a scammer situation. If it's on discord, I notice they keep popping on and off as Mobile. I'm not sure why this happens, but it seems to be a good sign that a scammer is present.

-The conversation is mostly uninteresting or boring and not really going in any particular direction. There's no real perversions happening. No real effort to be a furry. Just bland talk. All Red Flags. No furry is obligated to be an open pervert, but it sure will get my eyebrow raised when I ask to be anal vored and barely get a reaction back. Actually when I get no reaction from talking about anal vore, it just makes me want to talk about it way more and go into intense descriptions about it. Nothing finer than getting slurped up into a tight butthole. Hell yeah. I feel like most scammers will not want to deal with anal vore but might try and put up with it for a while, at least until their heads explode.

Scammers are generally out to get money, but some are just trying to steal your accounts. If you suspect that the person you are talking to is a scammer, there is no harm in just blocking them and moving on. Remember you are not Kit Boga. You are a furry pervert who is here to look at porn and masturbate. Goon, damn it! Scammers are boring and unsexy. Although you may have a paraphilia for fucking around with scammers, and I won't judge you for it unless you also have a fetish for me judging you for it. Just let me know. I am available for judging by consent.

Anyways, stay safe out there.

When are plushies born? Is it when they are stitched up at the plushie factory? Is it when they are delivered to the store? Is it when they are bought? Do plushies not have ages? Is their age what you want it to be? If so, are their ages static before you buy them? Is it possible for something to not have an age at all?

I guess some plushie's come with birthdates on the tag. Ty does that a lot. But that birthdate probably doesn't match the manufacturing date. But... does it matter? Does anything matter?

*tiny rat fetal position* o.o

It seems to me that I have been making a lot of audio content that is not particularly smutty. Like a lot of what I've been doing has been lore-based dramatic stuff based on my canon material. And this rather had me scratching my muzzle. I do enjoy a good porn. I love working on the NSFW content. I feel like all the SWF stuff is happening by accident. Like... it feels like I am making porn, but then I trip over a brick, fall on my face, and somehow that turns everything into not-porn.

As I push myself up from the floor, I look upon the SWF audio I created and feel genuinely confused. I ask myself, "Why did I just do that?" And the audio looks back at me and says, "WTF is wrong with you? I was supposed to be porn!" and I reply, "It's true! Why did I not make porn?!" and then the audio replied, "Maybe you're just stupid or something."

Maybe he's right. Maybe I am just stupid or something. But I think I've been stupid for a long time now. My mama said I was stupid when she was done hitting me over the head with the cheese wheel. But I dunno why I should be so down about it. Some of my best work came from my stupidity. I think that if I was entirely not-stupid, people might get a little bored around here. I've made porn with Care Bears, for goodness sake. But I like it. I like all these things.

I've never really tried to please anyone other than myself and  Nuke. Nearly everything I make here is really just me trying to give my ratty stupidity to the world, whether they understand it or not. I hope they enjoy it, but I know that some of the stuff I post is really just me expressing weird stuff inside my head. And some of those weird things are porn-type things. Actually a huge amount of stuff inside my head is porn related.

Anyways, I'll try and stop tripping so much and accidently making SWF content... but let's be honest... it's gonna keep happening here and there. Why? Because I'm stupid. I'm a stupid rat. Squeak.

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Oh my! How awful. It seems this poor misguided Care Bear has attempted to contact one of my "credited" voice actors. He did so on the same day that the selfsame voice actor has been listed in a non-Care Bear related audio drama. It seems his dreadful obsession and stalking has not ceased since I uploaded the previous journal. This time he was not asking for Bright Heart Raccoon, but instead, he was asking for voice work done of Funshine Bear! Oh, this is most unfortunate, for I know the real Funshine Bear, and he would likely be a bit disturbed. What was even more strange was that he specifically asked my voice actor that he wanted to masturbate to his representation of this faux Funshine. Now why would anyone ever come to this site to masturbate? I haven't the foggiest idea~

Even so, my stalked VA was not harmed. He realized something was going on and dealt with the misguided Care Bear with a prompt unfriend and block. I am only a little concerned about this behavior, but I now believe that I should increase the amount of time I should put my Care Bear audio dramas on hold. It is too bad. I was only about to start them back up, but now I think I should add another week to it... or a month... maybe quite a few months. Oh dear. And I suspect he would have really enjoyed them~

But if there are any other real Care Bears listening to this, please try and contact this wayward fellow and give him some much needed love. You should be warned that he may try and masturbate to you. Things could get rather... sticky~

Lusting for you among the sands of Shinar,

b.t.

I haven't been talking about this much. I sort of like to keep some things to myself, but this has been going on for a while, so I will just lay it on the line. I have been, for about the last 6 months, stalked by a Care Bear. Now this person may not actually be a Care Bear. He may just be a person who likes Care Bears. And that is fine. I like Care Bears too. I have made a bunch of audio dramas about Care Bears. But this person is a few tiers above me in his obsession with them. I humbly bow down to his worship of them, and for that reason, I like to fantasize personally that he is, in fact, a real Care Bear who is stalking me over multiple accounts, desperately trying to get me to make more and more of them in a timely manner.

This Care Bear has been known to harass a number of people. I found this out through some very intricate research. He even went after a friend of mine. He has a strange habit of begging people for role play sessions over his own journal. It is an odd quirk, to be sure. To communicate to a particular person over one's journal is not a particularly standard way of talking to someone, but you must understand that Care Bears are not of our world. They fly around in vehicles made of cloud matter. They rely on complicated machinery just to know when someone is sad. It stands to reason that they would not fully understand how to internet like a normal person. For this reason, I think we should forgive them.

The stalking Care Bear has a number of accounts. (I won't be naming them so that this journal can happen unmolested.) He claims that each and every one of these accounts are different people with different genders assigned to them. Despite this claim, there are some extremely peculiar similarities in the structure of the user-names that he creates. When he chooses a profile picture, they tend to have a similar style; however, he does not always choose one. If he is not begging you for an RP, he is trying to rush you to make something for him. I was asked specifically to make an audio featuring Bright Heart Raccoon. I was expected to stop everything I was doing to make a Bright Heart Raccoon porn audio. With every waking moment of my day, this obsessive Care Bear expected me to throw everything side to make this glorious Bright Heart Raccoon audio. And to be honest... it probably would have been good if I had. But I didn't do it. Would you like to know why?

Honestly, I think this obsession isn't about me at all. I think it has much more to do with this mysterious Care Bear's obsession with the real deal. That's right. He's not just stalking me... He's been going after Bright Heart as well. Oh, yes. I am quite serious. No doubt he needs me to make a Bright Heart Raccoon audio so that he can use it in some way to lure the poor raccoon out of hiding. Oh, dear. This just won't do. I happen to like Bright Heart a lot. I can't "bear" the thought of him having to deal with this misguided fellow.

So in the interest of everything wonderful about dirty Care Bear fandoms, I have simply abstained from making any more of them until this stalker has desisted from pursuing these things from me. For a while, I thought he had, but he reared his cute, little head again recently. I am simply writing this so that all you not stalkery fans of my Car Bear stuff will understand exactly why I stopped making the KinkyHeart and other Care Bear audio dramas. It's how I am dealing with it. If someone pressures you to do something, don't give in. Just move on to something else. And as a devout hedonist, there is, for me, always something else to move on to.

But as to this poor Care Bear who stalks about outside the boundaries of his native Care-A-Lot, please hear me: I do hope you will find the comfort you need in your life. I forgive you entirely. Talk to the other Care Bears about this. Ask them for hugs. Talk to Swift Heart Rabbit most of all. I hear she has taken up nursing recently. I mean... she could have become a nurse or she might just like sucking on tits. Who can say? But in any case, seek help from your cute, little brethren... and may all your days in Care-A-Lot be peaceful. <3

~Buddy Tippet

Nope. I lost half of my analytics because I deleted everything, but I am going to stay here until FA tells me I need to go. I will still be on Inkbunny though! Why not, right? Thanks for all the support! *hugs all of you!*

I deleted a ton of my files and only fiveminutes later I was told my audios were safe because they were created content. I AM RE-UPLOADING THEM NOW! SO SORRY!

Furries Did It is now accepting limited commission requests. [Probably 1 or 2 at a time.] We have limited time to work on things so we will be accepting as a case by case basis based on our abilities. If you have an idea of an erotic audio drama you want made, you can submit a request to us over notes, and I will decide whether or not we will pursue it.

Prices vary based on workload and number of actors. Here is the breakdown:

Directing, Editing, and Script: $65.00

For each character: +$20.00

We only write our own scripts. We will do our best to capture your vision, but it may not line up exactly to what you may have envisioned. That said, we will work to do the work quickly. Sometimes certain actors take a long time to get their lines in, but the editing phase usually goes pretty quickly.

All payments will be made over Paypal. An itemized invoice will be sent to your email.

Revisions are extremely difficult for us. It often means starting completely over. I'll do my best to work with you on some details, but once the clip is finished, making changes after all the after effects are put in is often near to impossible. Be prepared for that.

Having a chat program like Discord or Telegram is a helpful means of communicating with me. We can discuss it and make sure you are getting what you want. But once again, there is a point of no return. Revisions are bad once we get there.

Clips will be from 3 to 9 minutes. Pricing will not change based on length. Every actor used, even when they get a small part, will still get paid the same amount ($20.00).

If all these bits are okay with you, drop me a note and see if we can come to an agreement. We'll talk. Shoot the breeze. Maybe make some audio porn.

"Furries Did It" is an audio group, run by myself and  Nuke, that focuses on (but does not limit to) erotic audio dramas. We are a sorry group of about three or four furries who work very hard on making high quality audio lewds that will encourage people to wax philosophical... and also fap a whole bunch.

 Nuke and I do our level best to arrange most of these for the site. Some others in the group pitch in a paw here and there. We really have no scruples at all. It's all really sad and, might I say, quite lewdicredulous.

I am always looking for more blood, however. Would you be interested in being a part of the group? There are some very strict prerequisites that you need to be able to fulfill before you can.

1: Reliability

Please do not volunteer if you spend most of your time NOT available to help out on a regular basis. Daily is preferred. We don't want a project held up because you always have work or bad hours. We have hired a lot of people who thought it would be fun, but they really were not taking it that seriously, or they just never could find the time. Please don't even entertain the idea of joining us if you cannot make yourself available as a regularity. We need you. We need to make porn. Oh my god.

2: Good Sound Quality

Does your mic suck? Is your cell phone your only receptacle for sound reception? No mic at all? EGAD! Please pass us up! We are perfectionists! We want our porn to sound as if a AAA studio worked on it. Give us some good sound, damn it!

Have a quiet, non-echoing place that doesn't have a lot of humming or machines (running dishwashers, fans, loud refrigerators etc.) and don't keyboard/mouse click, stomp, bump, rub or smack your hands while speaking because we can't edit any of that out.

Also if you could just avoid breathing altogether somehow that would be great. We hate people who breathe. Stop it.

3: Have Discord or Telegram

Discord is the program of choice for my team to communicate. This prerequisite is easily rectified by downloading it. However, we have recently been using Telegram a lot more lately. It also helps with huge file transfers. So Telegram is okay too. But get one of them please.

4: Ability to Take Criticism

If you audition and I say "Good Gawd! That sounded horrible! Please do better!" are you going to throw a tantrum? If so, you need not apply! We are hard on each other all the time. We can handle the stress of it. If you can't, then please... no. I am not a babysitter. I need to be able to tell people when they suck.

5: Openness to Fetishes and Nonconformative Ideas

My good friend, are you often disgusted by particular nasty things? If you are in the presence of people talking about fetishes you dislike, do you cringe and whine or run away? Please, no. Thank you, no. We are all hedonists here. Baphomet be praised for his wisdom. Pass us by.

6: Join Because You Want to Voice Act

Do NOT join just because you want a constant stream of commissions or to work on your own projects. Please don't. Don't do that. Commissions will happen if they do. Don't rely on them. And most of the time, we are just going to be doing our own stuff. Have no expectations coming in but to have lines to occasionally do for us.

7: Don't Be Difficult

If you constantly complain or demand special conditions, we'll probably just drop you. And once you're gone, we'll say things like, "What the heck was with that guy?" and stuff like that. We're trying to make good porn here. We want things too run smoothly. Let us do it.

8: The Other Things I Forgot

I reserve the right to bring things up later that were not mentioned on this list. I do not excel at list making. Therefor this part of the list shall act as the wild card.

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And here is a list (Yes, another one!) of things we are presently looking for in voice work.

1: Dad Voices

Big burly and deep sexy DILF voices. We need you. We need you so bad.

2: Females

YOU'RE HIRED!

3: Cute Voices

Sweet and squeaky... yet still horny and hot. We love these.

4: Canon Character Voices

I personally adore this. I've been wanting to do some Star Fox and Zootopia audios for a while. But if you can do some of the mainstream cartoon voices, I would appreciate it. Furry characters preferred though!

5. Classically Trained/Shakespearean

I can make extremely good use of this sort of acting. Please apply.

6. Someone Who Can Bray Like A Donkey Real Well

I dunno. I just like it. Please apply.

7. Femboys

This is a very popular thing. If you can play femmy boys, then we will probably get a lot of use out of you.

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If you feel you can meet all these requirements and are ready to do some intense acting, as well as sucking on your fingers to make lewd cock-sucking sounds, just send me a note. We'll chat. See what's up.

If you voice act for us, you will be kept completely anonymous unless you specifically request to be credited in the description. Otherwise, we never share this information with listeners.

Hope to hear from you soon~ Slurp slurp~

To my knowledge, I do not think there is really a popular term for "Immortal Clay." When I passed the words through Google, I only found a reference to an episode of The Avengers about an impervious form of ceramic. As interesting as ceramic is, that is not what this blog is about. Unless you want it to be. Would you like me to talk about ceramic?

Immortal Clay is a personal term that I use only with myself. It refers to a fictional state of being where you, not only cannot die, but you can also be remolded in any fashion imaginable. This, of course, happens against your will. The gods that be think very little of Immortal Clay. But allow me to do a bit of explaining.

Imagine, if you will, that you were a person of a different sort. Instead of having a body filled with bones and organs, you were merely a set of shapes molded together to have the appearance of a human being. The organs still appear to exist inside of you, but none of them are really doing anything to keep you alive. You simply live regardless of them. You live because that is all you can do.

Now place your hand upon the table here. This one. The one right in front of you. Yes, that table. Place your hand upon it nice and flat. Good. I am now going to take this hammer and bang it a few times. No, wait. I need you to place your hand back. I promise you that all will go well. Yes, thank you. Now hold still as I lift the hammer up and... WHAM! WHAM! WHAM!

I would advise against pulling away for the time being. Notice how flat your hand seems to be. No bones breaking through. No blood. Just a flat hand. Also you may have felt a good helping of discomfort. Perhaps something akin to pain. It hurt, didn't it? It's a wonder why you let me do it at all. Seriously, what is wrong with you?

Nevertheless, it is done and see how the action has only changed you and has not actually... injured you. The hand probably still works to a small degree, the fingers still move, and all this is attributed to the fact that you have become a being of Immortal Clay. You are a living being entirely subject to the harsh laws of physics without the privilege of dying. You also have a marvelously flat hand. You're welcome.

What is that look for? You didn't have to participate. Are you only now coming to understand the truth? Being a person of Immortal Clay forces you into a state where you are perpetually under the power of someone of greater prowess--such as a very convincing man holding a hammer. Yes, I am talking about me. You see, I am not only interested in flattening your hand. There are many other things to be done with you. And when you consider it, that hand is really marring the whole picture which is you. I don't like you anymore. Come here, and I'll do what I can to solve my problem.

What do you mean you want to leave? I really would rather you stay. Come over here. I can't just let you go with your hand looking like that. It's unsightly. I need to fix the problem you allowed me to cause. There's really nowhere you can go with a hand like that after all. Everyone will look at you and think you are some sort of freak. Stay here with me. I must insist.

Naturally, you don't have a choice. I am controlling the narrative after all. Come this way and step into this machine. There is a chair inside as you can see. Yes, I know it looks scary. It looks scary because it is scary. It's going to hurt you a great deal. Now get inside.
GET INSIDE! GET THE FUCK INSIDE!

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Are you in there? Good. Now as I close the door, the insides of the room will close in on you and smash you down. Too late! The door is closed. I would highly suggest you stay seated as I press the button, but you do as you wish.

Oh! What interesting sounds you make when you are being essentially destroyed! But you cannot die, remember? You are Immortal Clay. My machine is simply mashing you about and remolding you.

As the door opens, you are still alive. You are still conscious. You can think and feel. The discomfort is somewhat passed. Breathing is hard. You don't feel like a person anymore. In fact, you are not, perhaps, a person. No, you are now a tube. A simple purple tube with a hole on one end. And you know what I am going to do with that hole? I am going to fuck it. I am going to fuck it over and over and dump my seed into you. I mean... why not? We did get rid of that pesky flat hand problem. Now you'll be useful in the world. Well, at least, useful to me. Heh heh.

Let us begin.