yeah, so, I still have a $1400 hospital stay bill.


So I'm opening waist up doodle commissions for $5 each.

>_>

http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2....._o-d4ms9ad.jpg

They're just fun and cute, nothing too intense and stuff.


....shut up, I like YuGiOh characters.

Just got a $1500 bill for my trip to the ER last month.....>/ I don't have this kind of money, wtf.

Boo-yah. I'm old.

Man I'm old...

I keep forgetting I have this thing.


........

>_> faaiiil

I pray to God she moves out quickly. I don't want to have to punch her in the face.

Hoping for a good day; I need one.

So, I have two orange trees in my backyard. But, I always pick the Lemons, Peaches, and Plums...I've never really cared for oranges.

Four days ago I decided "What the hell?" and picked one to eat.


I know why I disliked oranges before....8D MY TREE IS MAGIC, AND IT GROWS ORANGE-COLORED CANDY.

Seriously! Oranges from the store are flavorless and bitter.

As my friend Colin puts it, the oranges right off the tree are so sweet you'd swear in a heartbeet you just bit into diabetes.


I've had orange for breakfast every day since then. XD

My mom just called me a "big baby" over the phone to my stepdad because I was crying about my tooth. >.> as the dentist puts it, it's affected by "gross decay."

Meaning most of the tooth is gone.

Meaning the only thing standing between my central nerves and other objects is AIR.

Excuse me for having nerve-endings. I bit down on a corn chip shard that just happened to stab straight through the hole in my tooth and into the nerve.

But yeah.

PARDON ME.



God damn, I swear. It's like being in pain is an inconvenience. Little does she know this tooth has been broken since my Junior year of high school, and I"ve just been dealing with it. That's almost three years of dodging crunchy food and acidic drinks/sauces. =/ But yeah, I'm a total baby, and I have zero pain tolerance. Okay, Mom. Let's go with that.


-irritated grumbling-

Heyy ya'll. =] We're giving a hand to Ratte over here [we being me and my multiple personalities...jk <3]

Samples of my writing can be found here: https://www.intrapersonal.deviantart.com

=] If you want to see any other styles, just ask, and I'll send you things I haven't uploaded yet to take a peek at.


If you want a poem, it's $5. All you've got to do is give me a theme, any required names, and I'll crank it out! It doesn't matter if it's complicated, detailed, long, or short. I'll do it as quickly and efficiently as I can.


If you want a prose piece, being a story or brief description, it's $8. Again, doesn't matter what length or complexity it happens to be. =]


You're paying directly to Ratte, so I'm going to have to ask that you pay her in advance. In exchange, it should only take a day for me to finish your commission, and I'll edit it up to 3 times for free if you see anything you want changed.


Come on, guys! She needs rent money. =P Let's do this thing.

What would you do if I ran down the street,
And kissed every stranger I happened to meet?
If tomorrow I decided to dye my hair pink,
Tell me, dear friend, what then would you think?
If I signed up for hip hop, to pop and to lock
And attempted to turn myself into a jock?
What if, forbid, I don’t raise my hand,
And when bullies attack I don’t take a stand,
But instead play the clown in front of the class
Acting goofy and silly and really quite crass?
Suppose I went and I got myself inked
And decided that beer was my new fav’rite drink?
I could wear dresses year-round with my cute little Uggs
And hang out with the mobsters, the gangsters and thugs
Just to see what it’s like.

What would you do if I ran down the street
And kissed every stranger I happened to meet?
Would you scowl, would you scold me?
Would you deny that you know me?
Or would we still be friends in our own special way
Just like we were when we woke yesterday?
Tell me, my friend, and please, do it truthfully:
Can I behave uncharacteristically?

I see myself at one

in about two years.

XD




WHY IS THERE SO MUCH TO DO.


WHYYYYY.


-coff-

I'm all better now, I swear.


-crazed chuckle.-

Depression sucks.
You wanna know why?
It's not just sadness,
It's Apathy.
A complete unwillingness
To get up off your ass
And do something.
Anything.
Depression hurts.
You wanna know why?
Because everyone thinks
There's a reason for it.
They think they have a cure,
But they don't.
And all that follows is
Disappointment.

I hope you all had a very Merry Christmas =]

I had an amazing day yesterday with my family, and I got a lot of comfy PJs, a chocolate orange, new headphones, some beef jerky [inside joke, don't ask], and shower/gel perfume. [ <3also, my sister made me a candle, 'cause she's a boss like that.]

And I just went to Banres n Noble to day to get a book by Cornelia Funke called Reckless.

Cornelia Funke and Shanon Hale are two of my favorite fantasy/teen authors. =]

Hope you all had as much fun as I did, and make sure you stay SAFE during new years and throughout 2011. =]

I sound like a dying Yoda whenever I try to talk..

-.-

Ever since my little sister started Kindergarten she's been bringing home NOTHING BUT GERMS. And she gives them ALL TO ME.


Ugh.

I feel like I'm dying.

8'D OMG.

So, I did a project for my church, designing Angels for Christmas decorations, and they have most of them up now.

It looks so pretty.../sniffle.

Anyways, I'm very proud of the work I did, especially since it required me to do something I love: doodle. It's also nice to know that it's not JUST art for the sake of art--while that is good, too--but something that people were able to put to use and have displayed to convey a sense of festivity =3

I can't wait till we finish putting the final Christmas Eve touches on everything. They're adding some colorful banners for that particular Church service. ^.^

-Bai