1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
"...feel the energy of..." Not really a book, but a magazine next to my desk ~ Micheal Jackson The Legend Lives on

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What did you touch?
The drawing rest which i use sometimes to lean on while drawing at my computer, currently covered in old revision notes for my Data Mining and Data Warehousing Exam

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Young, Dumb, and Living off Mum series 2 finale

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
1pm ish?

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? [b]
12:59pm, Damn i'm good

[b] 6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Nope, thats it, just the 2, 12 inch fans spinning.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
This morning, and i was coming back into the house from sleeping in the caravan

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
Highschool of the Dead, part 10

9. What are you wearing?
Just Boxers and Socks...am almost nakey :p

10. Did you dream last night?
Yes...and as usually, it was a weird one

11. When did you last laugh?
This morning when some one was tickling me

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
On the Walls? oh Jeez...we will be here a while. A cork board with a few pictures of me on, my Suround Sound System speaks (Front, Left and Right, and Rear Left and Right) about 12 Wolf Posters, a Gears of War 2 Postcard, a Red Alert 3 Poster, a Guild Wars Poster, a Framed Wolf Picture, a Long Framed picture of my last year of Secondary School, about 200 Videos on the Wall shelves, about 500 DVD's on the same shelves, Fuck knows how many Xbox, Xbox 360, PS3, PSP, PS2 and PSX games. A fuck load of Books, about 15 Plushies ranging from Wolves to Foxes, and Lara Croft Shooting an Alligator hanging off my wall near the top.

13. Seen anything weird lately?
My Brother (enough said)

14. What do you think of this quiz?
Its harder than i thought.

15. What is the last film you saw?
Film? Err...Wallace and Gromit, and the Curse of the Were-rabbit on BBC iPlayer the other day.

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
Buy a house (nothing to big, maybe just 2-3 bedrooms at top), buy an MR2 (a Japanese Import one with the Turbo). The Ecto-1 Replica i saw online the other day, a Delorian (After making sure it looks like the Back to the Future one), a New Computer, a New Laptop, an iPhone and iPad just so i can say i have one...but then never use it because i don't like it. A New Xbox 360...maybe that Reach Edition one...it looks a bit cool. Ermm...that's a bout it really...i would just save the rest and continue with my life as normal.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know.
Err....I'm currently Typing 1 handed.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Change something? Make insurance not so gaynal... Jesus Christ.

19. Do you like to dance?
Not really...i look stupid doing it.

20. George Bush:
I don't really care about him.

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Name? Fuck...um...i'll get to that later.

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Same as above.

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
Dunno...probably not, i'm happy here.

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
"Hahahahah, I Exist Bitch!"

1. First thing you wash in the shower?
Hair

2. What color is your favorite hoodie?
I don't have one :/

3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
Sure

4. Do you plan outfits?
Not really..the most I get to planning is seeing which shade of blue I want on my jeans

5. How are you feeling RIGHT now?
Hungry

6. What's the closest thing to you that's red?
Light on my Mouse

7. Tell me about the last dream you remember having?
Oh god...that one was weird, i think there were ghosts in it or somat

8. Did you meet anybody new today?
Not really

9. What are you craving right now?
Boril

10. Do you floss?
Sometimes

11. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
Green

12. Are you emotional?
Not really

13. Have you ever counted to 1,000?
Nah...why should i?

14. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?
Lick it...why would i want to bite it

15. Do you like your hair?
No, it never goes how i want it

16. Do you like yourself?
Not really...always something i dislike

17. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?
Why would i want to?

18. What are you listening to right now?
Sayre getting angry on Halo Wars

19. Are your parents strict?
Strict? Yea right...my arse are they

20. Would you go sky diving?
Never really fancied it

21. Do you like cottage cheese?
It's ok i guess

22. Have you ever met a celebrity?
Don't think i have...don't really care

23. Do you rent movies often?
Not since i discovered the internet

24. Is there anything sparkly in the room you're in?
The Modem is flashy...does that count?

25. How many countries have you visited?
Just 4... Three of which within the UK >.<

26. Have you made a prank phone call?
Not really...kind of once maybe...i blamed my brother

27. Ever been on a train?
Yup..lots of them

28. Brown or white eggs?
Either is fine. Double Yolkers are better

29. Do you have a cell-phone?
Lol...Cell-Phone....err... yes i have a Mobile Phone

30. Do you use chap stick?
No, i'm a MAN, i wait it out

31. Do you own a gun?
Nope...not a allowed to

32. Can you use chop sticks?
Yes, they are easy

33. Who are you going to be with tonight?
Probably Sayre..since he lives with me

34. Are you too forgiving?
I dunno...maybe i guess

35. Ever been in love?
Sure

36. What is your best friend(s) doing tomorrow (or the next soonest week day)?
Stuff? I dunno, didn't ask

37. Ever have cream puffs?
Is that like a eclair? If so yes

38. Last time you cried?
Don't remember

39. What was the last question you asked?
Why don't you build more anti armor stuff?

40. Favorite time of the year?
Winter, cus its cool

41. Do you have any tattoos?
Just the one

42. Are you sarcastic?
Nope...not at all >.>

43. Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect?
Yea...thought it was cool

44. Ever walked into a wall?
Nah...ran into a glass door once though

45. Favorite color(s)?
Grey

46. Have you ever slapped someone?
Yeah XD

47. Is your hair curly?
Only if i leave it to its own devices

48. What was the last CD you bought?
Never brought one, not that interested in music...i just stole one off my brother once

49. Do looks matter?
Not really

50. Could you ever forgive a cheater?
Depends on what kind of cheating.

51. Is your phone bill sky high?
£20 a Month and does everything i need it to....so no

52. Do you like your life right now?
If i had a bit more money it would be even more awesome

53. Do you sleep with the TV on?
Not for a long time

54. Can you handle the truth?
Truth is easy...bring it

55. Do you have good vision?
I guess so...sometimes it goes weird mind

56. Do you hate or dislike more than 3 people?
Probably...but only just

57. How often do you talk on the phone?
Talk...Phone....? I thought it was for texting people and playing Sudoku

58. The last person you held hands with?
Probably Sayre

59. What are you wearing?
Trousers and Shirt

60.What is your favorite animal?
Canines mostly

61. Where was your favorite picture taken at?
Hmm...I don't think i have a favorite picture

62. Can you hula hoop?
Yea

63. Do you have a job?
Sadly

64. What was the most recent thing you bought?
Petrol, or a meal...one or the other

65. Have you ever crawled through a window?
Yea...a few times

Three names you go by, other than your given name:
1. Akwash
2. Awk
3. Wolfie

Three screen names you've had:
1. WolfieTG
2. Awkore
3. ToDd ThE GaMeR (oh yea, remember when this shit was cool?)

Three physical things you like about yourself:
1. Right Hand (not for them reasons dirty minded gits)
2. Goatee
3. Left Testicle

Three physical things you don't like about yourself:
1. My Chipped Tooth
2. Stomach
3. Right Testicle

Three parts of your heritage:
1. English
2. Welsh
3. Jamaican

Three things you are wearing right now:
1. RBW (2009) T Shirt
2. XBox 360 Boxers (Stop Staring and Start Playing)
3. My Big Balls Jeans (My friend told me it looks like i have big balls when i wear them ^^;)

Three favorite bands/musical artists:
1. System of a Down
2. Black Mages
3. Micheal Jackson

Three favorite songs:
1. Sugar
2. Connected
3. Never Wanted To Dance With Nobody But You

Three things you want in a relationship:
1. Common Ground
2. Humor
3. Love

Three physical things about the preferred sex that appeal to you:
1. Personality
2. Personality
3. Oh, and Personality

Three of your favorite hobbies:
1. Reading
2. Procrastinating
3. Drawing (when i get time hehe)

Three things that scare you:
1. Spiders
2. Being Buried Alive
3. End of the World

Three of your everyday essentials:
1. Air
2. Food
3. Something to do

Three places you want to go on vacation:
1. Florida
2. Canada
3. Scotland

Three nicknames you dislike:
1. Toddies
2. Todd Johnson - Pink
3. Todd Johnson - Purple

Three careers you have considered/are considering:
1. Guide Dog (hey...i was young)
2. Insect Collector (Not really a job when i think about it...it was when i was 3 though)
3. Teacher

Three ways you are stereotypically a man:
1. Stubborn
2. Don't ask for Directions (Thats what SatNav and Maps are for)
3. Own a Organized Mess

Three ways you are stereotypically a woman:
1. I cook?
2. *goes blank*
3. *goes blank*

Three things you want to do before you die:
1. ...
2. ...
3. EVERYTHING

Three things you want to do really badly right now:
1. Go to the toilet
2. Change Music track (curse you Random)
3. Play a game

Three people you tag:
1. You...
2. And...you...
3. Oh and you.

Well, it turns out these guys

http://www.furaffinity.net/user/miharuokami/

and

http://www.furaffinity.net/user/keryu

are giving away a Partial Suit for Free!


Check out this to see

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/1568586/

Well, pretty much, was a shit load of fun, specially getting there and home.

As our car was loaded out with Furs...6 in total... now before you wonder, we only have 5 seats in the Escort. So...someone was hiding in the boot there and back.

Furs we took with us.



We started with just me and Sayre, hoped over to pick up Gen'Ichi, and then went to Brum. From here, after spending some time at the meet, we picked up the last three, and got into the car (bit of a squeeze) and went on our way to Bristol.

We got there, and while Snuggle, Thumper and Jasper went off to check nearby hostels for space, me and Gen went to find food, while Sayre went to meet up with our room mates for the hostel, Daracon, Stik and Nym.

Room sorted, and fed, we go to the Rave!.

First up on the floor is  blackwolfie Sometime during his set list, I began to forget things. What I do remember i loved, and had a great time....all the ones that missed this/didn't come. Shame on you.

Footage and pictures from the Rave which i took...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBA6qy1MktM

http://s15.photobucket.com/albums/a.....62010170-1.jpg

http://s15.photobucket.com/albums/a.....62010171-1.jpg

Yea...didn't really do much...as i got wasted ^^;

1. (X) Have you ever howled at the moon?
- Of course...few times i think

2. (X) Have you ever barked at someone?
-Yea...then i bit him on the leg :/

3. (X) Have you ever found yourself drawing or scribbling furry art when you're supposed to be doing something else?
-Last time i did that was at the end of an exam...i didn't want to open the book again because i was sure i was going to see a mistake and panic.

4. (X) Have you ever worn an animal costume or tail as a child and pretended to be an animal?
-It probably helped make me weird now :p

5. (X) Have you ever eaten out of a dog bowl?
-And the Cat Dish!

6. (X) Have you been to at least one furry con?
-Been to Two Now!

7. () Do you like to look at furry porn all the time?
-No..because sometimes i like to view other websites on the net...duh

8. (X) Do you RP or play second life as a furry character?
-Awkore is ME! I have to :p

9. (X) Do you own a fursuit or at least a tail?
-Tail, and few other bits floating around...fursuit Soon though.

10. (X) Do you know what all these words mean or have used them at least once?
-Not many words i don't know

11. (X) Do you have at least 5 videos of you acting or doing something furry on youtube?
-If i'm not directly in them, you can hear me talking or laughing in them....

12. (X) Has your anthropersona/character been drawn in a furry porn type manner?
-I think i drew it >.<

13. ( ) Are you well known in the furry fandom?
-Hahah.....no

14. (X) Do you dream furry while you sleep?
-Occasionally.

15. (X) Would you transform into your character/fursona if you were given the chance to live like that for the rest of your life?
-Yea sure, would be fun.

16. (X) Have you ever worn a collar?
-Mostly when i'm drunk.

17. ( ) Do you own more than 20 art badges of your fursonas or characters?
-Nah...20 is a silly number.

18. ( ) Have you been to more than 20 furry cons in your lifetime?
-20? I'm not made of money ; ;

19. (X) Do you think that deep down you have the spirit of an animal within you?
-Just to make me weirder.

20. (X) Do you enjoy hanging out with other furries?
-So many things in common, makes talking about things easier and more fun.

21. ( ) Do you think we should have a furry run for president of the USA?
-I don't care what the USA does, but i don't think thats a good idea...

22. (X) If you ever became rich would you own a room in your house that was just to display your fursuits or furry art?
-Kind of already do that...and starting to take over a second room :p

23. (X) Is your best friend furry?
-Guess so

24. (X) Do your furry friends call you by your furry name in public?
-Some only know me be Awkore

25. (X) Have you been in the furry fandom for at least 5 years?
-Technically yes...although i only lurked until recently.


Total: 20

1 to 5 = Furry wannabe.
6 to 10 = Furry newbie.
11 to 15 = Furry.
16 to 20 = Hardened Furry.
21 to 25 = Hardcore Furry.

Damn...so close to Hardcore...although that might make me sad.

I thought I'd give this a go too...

1 – Do you and your "fursona" look alike?
Well, I guess in a way... Ok, yes. Although we both dye our hair, I got for Blue Bangs/Fringe, where Awkore does Black.

2 – Do you and your "fursona" share attires?
Despite the lack of evidence to prove so (see, Lack of Drawings with Clothes), Awkore doesn't just run around naked all the time. We both wear the same things, (I try and draw what ever I'm wearing at the time if it comes up)

3 – Do you share the same sexuality as your fursona?
Pretty much yes. We love everyone equally...but it doesn't mean we're greedy >.>

4 – If you hadn’t already made your fursona look like you, if you were to change how he/she looked like to make him/her look more like you, how would you think he/she would look like?
To look more like me? Probably change the Hair Dye :p Although, I've yet to find a Trilby Hat for Awkore that doesn't look silly, wearing one of them occasionally make him look more like me.

5 – Did you work hard to develop your fursona? What is the (brief) history of your fursona?
Developing? Ohh...that was fun, I spent a few days talking to a friend over in the US, in PA. Then we spent a few days sending bits and pieces of drawings over the net. Some of which when we were both supposed to be working mind too ^^:
Eventually after all the effort, and pain staking time it took, everything was thrown together, along with images I had in my head, and the little doodle, and BAM! Awkore popped out, naked and ready for the World to gawp at.
Wasn't to hard, was kind of fun. Since then...well...stuff happened I guess, which leaves us here right now.

6 – Do you and your fursona share relationship status?
Yup...with the Same person/fursona too  possumfox

7 – Do you find yourself jealous or upset if you get paired with someone you don’t like or your partner does?
Not come up before...not really sure how I would feel to be honest.

8 – How would you like your character TO BE used?
Anything you can think of, just ask me first, and i want to seeee

9 – How would you like your character NOT TO BE used?
I guess things which leave me dead X_X

10 – What’s your fursona’s specialty?
Specialty? I dunno...do I have any specialties? I guess..being nice?

11 – At a score of 1-10 how much are you and your fursona alike?
Apart from lack of fur...everything else is the same....so 10 (minus Fur!)

...i'll do it later...just got home, need sleep

Saw this posted by :shadowulf: and decided to do it too :p

1) Name: Todd Johnson-Brown

2) Name Backwards: Nworb-Nosnhoj Ddot

3) Were you named after anyone? Some one my Father worked for used to call him Todd instead of Ted, so i guess they gave it to me.

4) Does your name mean anything? Fox

5) Nick Name(s): Awkore, WolfieTG, Toddies, Todd Johnson-Pink (kind of happened in primary school...then stuck)

6) Screen Name(s): Awkore, WolfieTG

7) Date of Birth: 10th October 1988

8) Place of Birth: Dudley

10) Current Location: Dudley

11) Sign: Libra

12) Religion: Atheist

13) Height: 5' 7 ish?

14) Weight: 12 stone ish

15) Shoe Size: 10

16) Hair color: Blond

17) Eye color: Blue

18) What you look like: Me i guess?

19) Innie or Outie: Innie

20) Righty or Lefty: Righty

21) Orientation: Bisexual...or greedy apparently >.>

22) Worst enemy(ies): I don't think i hate anyone enough to call them an enemy...

23) Roommate(s) Sayre I guess, does he count?

24) Best friend(s): They seem to come and go, but currently I have Black Wolf, and Sayre, Steph (known her since...for ever! she used to be my "Body Guard" going to school :p)

25) Best friends (same sex): Sayre, Black Wolf

26) Best friends (opposite sex): Steph

27) Boyfriend / Girlfriend: Sayre

28) Crush: I dunno, sometimes I think I do, but then I think it might be Hunger...

29) Parent(s): Anita and Edwin

30) Sibling(s): One Younger Brother

31) Favorite on-line Guy(s): Not sure...not really talked much on-line for a while

32) Favorite on-line Girl(s): Not sure...not really talked much on-line for a while

33) Funniest friend: Oh wow...now for that i do need to mention a few, First Jake...who well, random as hell, funny as fuck, and for some reason had something called the "Todd Files"...still not sure whats in that. Floof, as hes always a good laugh online, often accompanied with sparkles and such. Mark, hes just like a big kid.

34) Craziest friend: Gonna go with Jamie...sometimes he scary when he gets going.

35) Advice Friend: Advice? I feel like I'm the one that gives out advice >.< I dunno, i probably listen to Dan more than anyone else if i want advice.

36) Loudest Friend: DF! Easy one that, i've seen him play Boogies...

37) Person you cry with: Probably Sayre or Steph

38) Any sisters: 0 (Although we have kind of adopted Steph, so maybe...1?)

39) Any brothers: 1

40) Any pets: Yesh, 2 cats Not-Minnie and Poopit. 3 Dogs, Jessie, Ozzy and D.O.G (Dee-oh-gee)

41) A Disease: Pretty sure i'm clean.

42) A Pager: Always wanted one of these.

43) A Personal phone line: Not really, no one ever phones the house for me.

44) A Cell phone: Yup! But your gonna have to ask if you want that :p

45) A Lava lamp: Got one/Had one, not sure where it is.

46) A Pool or hot tub: Nah to both

47) A Car: Currently own a Ford Escort.


Describe Your...

48) Personality: Shy, Quiet and Reserved around new people, although once i have warmed up i can be quite fun, talkative, and sometimes annoying i guess. Apparently i am very stubborn too.

49) Driving: Full Car and Bike License

50) Car: Ford Escort

51) Room: Very Crowded

52) Mmh: Whats that supposed to mean?

53) School: Doing an Open Uni Course...so thats my room again :p

54) Bed: A mess, and in need of a new mattress... there's a dent in one of the sides, so who ever sleeps on the other side, tends to roll on the other person.

55) Relationship with your parent(s): Get on better with my Mother

Do You...

56) Believe in yourself: Not really

57) Believe in love at first sight?: I dunno

58) Consider yourself a good listener: Yesh, although you might not think it.

60) Get Along with your parents: Yes

61) Save your e-mail conversations: Yep, very handy.

62) Pray: Nope

63) Believe in reincarnation: That could lead to a lot of thinking.

64) Like to make fun of people: Depends

65) Like to talk on the phone: Not really very good at talking on a phone.

66) Like to eat: Yes

67) Like to drive: It bores me, i have more fun on my bike.

68) Get motion sickness: If i'm reading or playing a game for a few hours in a car.

69) Eat the stems of broccoli: Yuck

70) Eat Chicken fingers with a fork: Yes!

71) Dream in color: Yes

72) Type with your fingers on home row: Whats Home Row?

73) Sleep with a stuffed animal: Kind of hard not to, as there literally falling on me



What Is...?

74) Right next to you: Laptop

75) On the walls of your room: Posters, Pictures, Videos, DVD's, Games, Books, Plushies, Screw Drivers, Pens, and the odd nick nack.

76) On your mouse pad: Don't have one.

77) Your dream car: Delorean

78) Your dream date: Hmmm

79) Your dream house: Anything where i am happy.

80) Your dream wife: Tomb Raider :p

81) Your bedtime: When ever i pass out

82) Under your bed: Saga CD, Saga Megadrive, Saga Saturn, old memories, instruction manuals, a few bayblades.

84) Your bad time of the day: Between 8-9am

85) Your worst fear(s):Don't really like spiders that much.

86) The weather like: Wet

87) The time: 22:00

88) The date: May 1st 2010

89) The best trick you ever played on someone: Made someone beleive i pick pocketed them while they had there coat on. All i did was take the stuff out before hand, and then when he put it back on said i would pick pocket him.

90) The weirdest food or drink that you like: Snail was quite nice

91) Theme Song: Have a few in mind

92) The hardest thing about growing up: Thinking about the future

93) Your funniest experience: The first time i got drunk, i was at college (last year, near the end of the course), went down the pub in town, had 2 pints of Cider and a shot of Tequila and spent the rest of the afternoon laughing my head off...i then had to have a lift home by my lecturer... had to walk 3 miles back to college the next day to get my car back.

94) Your scariest moment: That time me and my friends found a house in the woods much like the one off The Blair Witch Project. We were like... 12 at the time.

95) The silliest thing you've ever said: "Thats like throwing a deck chair off the Titanic"

96) The funniest or most desperate thing you've done to get the attention of the opposite sex: Actually asked someone out

97) The scariest thing that's ever happened while with your friend(s): See Scariest Moment.

99) The best feeling in the world: Cuddles after a movie...or during :p

100) 5 people you tag: Can't be arsed...

Well, i'll start with the Worcester Meet, as usual, they were pretty nice, mainly due its the only time i get to see/talk/hug(see be squeezed to death)  grizsylverwing

Also met a few new people this time too, such as  noah, and  foxconvoy

This time however, we managed to meet Jethro, for a longer period of time, as last time we saw him...slip into the cinema, then maybe a few minutes talking before we had to go home.

Was a good day, saw the new Clash of the Titans. Really enjoyed it, found some of the parts funny, specially the reference to Bubo (the metal owl) although i did wish he had a bigger part to play then a slight cameo haha.

Then Sunday arrives, and as usual at my house hold, Easter Egg Hunt. This time Sayre was here to experience it too, he thought it was a good laugh.

Happy Easter i guess ^^;

Well, I shall start with the coffee meet from last night first.

Started like normal, Cookie Shake (of course the over the top Mega Ultimate one, which then made me feel unwell).
Meeting up with people, travelling down to Starbucks the usual.

Branching off for Food...which was a nightmare.... rearranging the restaurant....which seemed to empty out quite quickly.
Sharing food with one another from one side to the other.
There was so much being passed around that there seemed to be chicken everywhere! (well...it was Nando's...there is chicken everywhere....shutup! that's not the point).

Saying our goodbyes and leaving for home.

Thats when it got really fun.

Train home. For once it was in the station when we got there, so we simply got on and sat down instantly.

First Stop > Train Chain, because it suddenly decided that it was going to Terminate at Snow Hill >.> Thanks for telling us.

Get on second train, start to head home again, due to the last three days of bad sleeping and working early, i begin to nod off.

A nice...but i'm sure he was semi drunk guy noticed this, and offered me his hat to keep me awake.

It was a bit like  kugauk 's "Dino Spine" hat. Expect this one was bigger, longer, a nice Grey/Brown Colour, and in stead of the Spines.... a Big fluffy Mohawk all down the front to back.

Which kept falling into my eyes..thus preventing me from falling a sleep on the train.

Got home, slept, now feel good ^^;


Now the Matters of the American Furs.

A couple of days a go, one of my friends who lives in PA, got back from a funeral, while he was in that area, he stopped by a Mall. Upon which he spotted two Furs.

I think he said, a Fox and Lemur.

So what does he do? Knowing me, he goes up to them and starts to talk...bringing me into the convosation, which then according to him, went like this.

Furs > "Really, he lives in England?"
My Friend > "Yup."
Furs > "And he's a wolf?"
My Friend > "Yup."
Furs > "haha he's going to voilate the tame wolves to make a new batch of wild puppies."

^^;

Just because everyone else is....and it might be a few shits and giggles.

http://www.formspring.me/Awkore

Ok, well since Sayre went back home the other day, That left me on my own for the first time in a long while.

It was weird... at first it was nice, because i didn't have to get the bed out (its only a single till we get it down). Then there was waking up early and hoping onto my computer for games.
All in all it was nice.

But then, it was lonely, he wasn't here, and i was bored and didn't have any one to talk to.

Glad hes home now ^^;

PRO:
1)I like when you draw _______________________.
2)I wish you drew more _______________________.
3)I wish you drew more fanart of these series/characters:
4)I wish you did more original art of these characters:
5)I love how you draw ________________________.
6)If you were to do a comic of/about I would be soooo happy!:
7)If I could get you to draw anything I'd get you to draw ___________________.
8)My favorite part of your work is __________________________.


CON:
9)I hate when you draw _________________.
10)I wish you drew less ___________________.
11)Stop drawing ________________!

OTHER:
13)When I think of your art I think ______________________.
14)If I had to describe your work I'd say ______________________.

Fill in the blanks, tell me what you want/feel...and we shall see what happens

1. Asked someone to marry you?
Innocent (Doesn't count if i'm drunk and don't remember it >.>)

2. Kissed one of your FurAffinity friends?
Guilty

3. Danced on a table in a bar?
Guilty

4. Ever told a lie?
Guilty

5. Had feelings for someone who you can't have back?
Guilty

6. Kissed a picture?
Innocent

7. Slept in until 5 PM?
Innocent

8. Fallen asleep at work/school?
Guilty (Did it while I was hoovering)

9. Been suspended from school?
Innocent

10. Worked at a fast food restaurant?
Innocent

11. Stolen from a store?
Guilty (It was a penny sweet...)

12. Been fired from a job?
Innocent (Technically, still on my first job)

13. Done something you regret?
Guilty

14. Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose?
Guilty

15. Caught a snowflake on your tongue?
Guilty

16. Kissed in the rain?
Guilty

17. Sat on a roof top?
Guilty

18. Kissed someone you shouldn't?
Guilty

19. Sang in the shower?
Guilty

20. Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?
Guilty (And I did it on purpose too :p)

21. Shaved your head?
Innocent (Short hairs not really my thing)

22. Had a boxing membership?
Innocent

23. Made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry?
Guilty

24. Been in a band?
Innocent

25. Shot a gun?
Innocent

26. Donated blood?
Innocent

27. Eaten alligator meat?
Guilty

28. Eaten cheesecake?
Guilty

29. Have/had a tattoo?
Guilty

30. Liked someone, but will never tell who?
Guilty

31. Been too honest?
Guilty

32. Ruined a surprise?
Guilty

33. Ate in a restaurant and got so bloated that you cant walk afterward?
Guilty

34. Erased someone in your friends list?
Innocent

35. Dressed in a woman's clothes (if your a guy) or man's clothes (if your a girl)?
Innocent

36. Joined a pageant?
Innocent

37. Been told that you're handsome or beautiful by someone who totally meant what they said?
Guilty

38. Had communication w/ your ex?
Guilty

39. DATING Someone, now or in the past?
Guilty

40. Get totally drunk one night and you have an important exam tomorrow morning?
Innocent

41. Had a total stranger pay for your meal or drink?
Innocent

42. Got so totally angry that you cried hard?
Innocent

43. Tried to stay away from someone for their own good?
Guilty

44. Thought about suicide?
Innocent

45. How about mass murder?
Innocent

46. Tried illegal drugs and then liked them?
Innocent

47. Rode in a stranger's vehicle?
Guilty (It was in primary school, and raining really badly, and one of my classmates parents gave me a lift, although I had never even spoken to the person)

48. Stalked someone?
Guilty

49. Had a girlfriend/boyfriend?
Guilty

50. Danced around in your underwear?
Guilty

51. Jumped off a house?
Innocent

52. Ever missed someone so much you felt like crying everyday?
Guilty

53. Actually want to get married one day?
Guilty

54. Smoked a cigar?
Innocent

55. Sang really loud when nobody was home just making up words as you go?
Guilty

56. Had dreams of your bestfriends bf/gf?
Innocent

57. Fallen for your best friend?
Guilty

58. Ever tripped on flat ground?
Guilty

59. Ever cheated on your bf/gf?
Innouilty (Its complex)

60. Ever gone to school under the influence of drugs or alcohol?
Guilty (First time I ever got drunk was at college...my teacher had to drive me home as they took my keys off me :p)

61. Had a crush on someone who was younger than you by 2 years or more?
Guilty >.<

62. Wanted to tell someone's secret for their own good?
Guilty

63. Ever felt so confused you wanted to cry?
Innocent

64. Ever broke the rules on a quiz like this for fun because you over-explain things and it's annoying to answer vaguely and you're just like that?
Guilty

65. Ever spent the night over at a person of the opposite sex that isnt family?
Guilty

66. Put so much food in your mouth you almost choked on it and had to spit it out?
Guilty

67. Poured glue on the wings of a bird?
Innocent

68. Freaked out in the middle of the night because you thought somebody was in your room, but it was just clothes?
Innocent

69. Lied to someone to protect them from something that would hurt them worse?
Guilty

70. Tried to hide yourself from everyone because you felt stupid?
Guilty

71. Hate your job?
Guilty (The shit I get put through...)

72. Car surfed on an SUV at 40 mph?
Innocent

73. Ever ran full speed into a closed sliding glass door?
Guilty

74. Wish you could go back in time?
Guilty

How to play:
- Go here to find a good copy/paste format [if you want].
- Write yes or no and an explanation under each achievement [if you want]. Try to keep the format, and use your own judgement!
- Add up your score.
- Post your score total with the journal's subject. (ie., "Furry Achievement Score: X")


"Waited In Line For Blotch Porn"
Parameters: Go/went to a furry convention.
Score: 50
Completed?: Misread the question :p...so don't like the name


"Rug Burn"
Parameters: Do/did the business, with one or more partners in a fursuit.
Score: 50
Completed?: Nope


"It's Like A Miniature Convention!"
Parameters: Go/went to a furmeet.
Score: 30
Completed?: Yea, pretty sure i've done that now.


"FURtune 500"
Parameters: Have over 10,000 views.
Score: 30
Completed?: Not yet... on 970 something ; ;


"High Roller"
Parameters: Have your character drawn by an artist that has over 100,000 views.
Score: 30
Completed?: Nope :/ Highest was  shadster

"Friends In High Places"
Parameters: Have gift art of your character from an artist.
Score: 20
Completed?: Yep, a few in fact.


"Different Strokes"
Parameters: Own/owned/used an animal-molded, or furry-oriented, sexual toy.
Score: 20
Completed?: I guess so...


"So, Yeah"
Parameters: Have more furry friends than non-furry friends in real life.
Score: 20
Completed?: Pretty sure of this

"Stalker"
Parameters: Be friends with an artist.
Score: 20
Completed?: Not really.


"Connected"
Parameters: Have a total combined buddy count [on AIM, MSN, Skype or etc.] of 200 or more.
Score: 20
Completed?: About half way...I'm Lonely ; ;

"Just For The Art"
Parameters: Draw anthropomorphic art.
Score: 20
Completed?: Maybe

"Dramatic"
Parameters: Have a LiveJournal, Facebook, FurAffinity, DeviantArt, and a Twitter account.
Score: 20
Completed?: All of them expect DA, although I never use LJ or Twitter.

"Get Over It"
Parameters: Have/had a spouse/partner/significant other/mate/whatever, in real life, that is a furry.
Score: 20
Completed?: I can't say no, hes bringing attention to himself as I type this.

"Vanilla"
Parameters: Have nonsexual art of your character.
Score: 10
Completed?: Yes


"O MURR"
Parameters: Use/used the word 'yiff', 'scritch', or 'paw' when talking to a non-furry friend in real life.
Score: 10
Completed?: Yep


"And All I Got..."
Parameters: Own a distinctly 'furry' t-shirt [something made by furries and/or for furries].
Score: 10
Completed?: Yea, "Canine Inside", "Yiff You! You Yiffing Mother Yiffer!" "Yiff The Furry Musical", "I'd Rather Be Fursuiting", "UkFur" to name a few.


"I'm Not Even Trying"
Parameters: Have some form of furry porn on your desktop [whether as wallpaper or a file].
Score: 10
Completed?: Yea, I Love Windows 7's Desktop Background random Changing thing, Combined with the Furry Pr0n Folder :p


"UNLESS IT'S A FARM!"
Parameters: Play/played Team Fortress 2 on a furry server.
Score: 10
Completed?: Yea...


"Such A Cock"
Parameters: Listen/listened to a 2 the Ranting Gryphon rant.
Score: 10
Completed?: Yep


"Friends With Benefits"
Parameters: Commissioned/commission artwork of a friend's character.
Score: 10
Completed?: Yes


"Anti-Uppity"
Parameters: Have sexual artwork of your character.
Score: 10
Completed?: Sadly...Yes.


"Don't Knock It 'Til You Try It"
Parameters: Roleplay/roleplayed your character over a messenger service/in a game of some sort.
Score: 5 for having done it at all, +5 for having done sexual roleplay.
Completed?: 10 for that...

"NO FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY!"
Parameters: Post/posted on 4chan or SomethingAwful.com
Score: 5
Completed?: Nope


"Furries Ruin Everything"
Parameters: Post/posted a furry image on 4chan.
Score: 5
Completed?: Nope


"You're Doing It Wrong"
Parameters: Post/posted on fchan or TGFB [http://dammitfreehaven.com/].
Score: 5
Completed?: Yes


"The Greater Good"
Parameters: Post/posted an image on e621.net.
Score: 5
Completed?: No, although it might be a laugh.


"O.. murr"
Parameters: Use/used the word 'yiff', 'scritch', or 'paw' when talking to a furry friend in real life.
Score: 5
Completed?: Of course...

"How Did That Get There?"
Parameters: Have a folder dedicated to furry porn.
Score: 5 for having a folder, +5 for having a folder of 1gb or larger.
Completed?: I'm guessing over 250GB counts right? 10 points :p

"THIS IS THE REAL ME! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!"
Parameters: Commission art of your character.
Score: 5
Completed?: Yes


"SRS BSNS"
Parameters: Tell/told a parent/friend that you are a furry.
Score: 5
Completed?: Yes, just as the Furry CSI Episode came on too...


"Ding, DONG"
Parameters: Have a male character.
Score: 5
Completed?: Yes


"Tits or GTFO"
Parameters: Have a female character.
Score: 5
Completed?: No

"It's A Trap!"
Parameters: Have a herm/shemale/transgendered/etc. character.
Score: 5
Completed?: Still No...


"Dime A Dozen"
Parameters: Did/do another furry meme.
Score: 5
Completed?: Yes


"You're It!"
Parameters: Tag at least 1 person after doing this meme.
Score: 5
Completed?: Everyone who reads this...There done.

Well, very soon the sketches for this session.... I really think i need to stop thinking up this when drunk.

Well, the other day we went back down to Wales in order for Sayre to visit his family.

Good timing this weekend too, as all the snow had cleared up, it was however bad news for the mini.

I had already decided that the motor way would be bad in all this rain, as the points would get wet and we would get car troubles, and I knew most of the roads to Abergavenny in the bad rain, and I knew where we might be in trouble with Floods.

This is till about Bromyard mind, after that i don't know what the roads where like...so of course we ended up going through flooded roads and soaking the engine...which killed a lot of its potential. Along with constant rain all day it only made matters worse.

First stop was his mothers house, then his sisters...who lived on top of one of the mountains....which was only just starting to get cleared of snow >.<

Got stuck, lost, flooded, rained on, and a bit angry and scared due to the snow, rain, river like roads, and the fog which made sure we couldn't see a sodding thing on top of the mountain.

After all this, going home was really fun, we had to try and get back to Bromyard before it got dark, otherwise we would be in trouble with floods that we couldn't see, as i was thinking ploughing in to them at 30-40 in the dark could break something.

Managed it mind, just about, however this is when the Fog started to set in. For the next hour or so i spent the entire time clenching muscles in my stomache because every 100 feet or so we would lose almost all our visibility as a cloud would decide to sit on us for about 10 seconds. Taking us from about 30 meters to 5! in 2 seconds.

The car wasn't doing to good either at this point, and threatened to die on us when ever we relaxed.

Made it mind, i think i have developed a 6 Pack from it too.

Oh

Also

Inspiration Wank II:The Second Cumming

Now i have no more naughties that i haven't posted up any more ^^;

Nothing more naughty in the works (as of yet, although i don't think i will be in a hurry to purposely do something like that again)

So all i have now is plenty or work i can be doing to improve my very terrible art >.<

Bring on the New Year,
Me and  possumfox have come prepared with Nordic Berries Smirnoff, Tangle Root, Malibu, Eristoff Black, Jagermeister, Scrumpy Cloudy Cider, as well as the still quite large remains of the Birthday Booze :p

I think...we should have enough

Saw this and i thought I'd have a go, just for shits and giggles

If you got 00-10 [you need to get out of the fucking house]
If you got 11-20 [you watch fox news]
If you got 21-30 [your parents must be ashamed]
If you got 31-40 [You're on the highway to hell]
If you got 41-50 [YOU'RE FUCKING HARDCORE]
If you got 51-60 [YOU DANCE ALONG THE RAZORS EDGE]
If you got 61-69 [I'd be scared to know you]
If you got 70+ [you're not allowed within 100 feet of a school]
+++

[ ] punched the Wal-mart greeter in the face
[X] stolen from a store (I was young, and it only cost 2p ~ wow showing my age, when sweets could be brought for pennies)
[ ] owned a fake ID
[X] broke something and blamed someone else (I did it because that guy pissed me off)
[X] drank alcohol to the point of blacking out (10PM onwards...nothing :p)
[X] not remembering a night (apparently i was quoted saying "Best Head Ever!....ok i'm going to pass out now" and i don't remember it >.< )
[X] drank and drove (I didn't think it was bad, my passengers where hanging out the window scared)
[ ] had a hangover (I lucky ^^;)
[X] been so drunk/hungover you threw up (during RBW.... and i don't remember being sick)
[ ] made yourself throw up
[X] woken up in someone else's bed (plenty of times, some times several times a day)
[ ] fallen asleep beside a toilet
[ ] went to an AA meeting

Section Total: 7

Total: 7

[X] gotten into a fight (I never start them :/)
[ ] taken a dump in someone's shoe (OMG Gross...who the hell is going to say yes to that)
[X] killed something (usual things like bugs...biggest one was probably a Frog)
[ ] nutted on an old woman's face
[ ] flushed a kids gold fish down the toilet when you told them you were going to bury it/it was going to heaven
[X] used drugs (¬_¬ not happy about this, no one said any thing till AFTER)
[ ] a drug other than marijuana
[ ] used the bible in a hotel room to snort drugs off of (used one for Candy once ^^;)
[ ] been to rehab

Section Total: 3

Total: 10

[ ] went to a strip club
[ ] worked at a strip club
[X] bought/watched porn (Define brought?)
[X] did porn (Fuck...how did you people find out about that?)
[X] been walked in on (Almost...a few times)
[ ] punched a hole through a wall
[ ] own a gun
[X] had the police called on you (Kinda in a way...i didn't do anything)
[X] threw a party at your house (It was mostly in the Caravan and Garden)

Section Total: 5

Total: 15

[ ] been arrested
[ ] spent more than a day in jail
[ ] been fired from a job
[X] been asked to leave a store (Yet again, i didn't do anything, i hate my friends)
[X] played Frisbee with a kid and threw it too hard and it hit them in the face (Also done this with a Boomerang)
[X] threw a turd at someone (They got in the way, completely accidental)
[ ] Driven without a license
[ ] seen a psychologist

Section Total: 3

Total: 18

[ ] had a crush on someone who wasn't single
[X] kissed someone who wasn't single (Apparently it was an "Exotic" kiss)
[X] skipped school (Only cause there was no point in going, i made up for it by going in when no one else did sometimes)
[X] made someone cry (Don't feel good about it)
[ ] gave someone a swirly
[ ] called one of your teachers/professors a hoe in front of them
[X] streaked (Its chilly!)
[X] skinny dipped
[ ] did a keg stand

Section Total: 4

Total: 22

[ ] stolen gas
[ ] threw a milkshake at a car because they didn't stop at a cross walk and almost hit you
[ ] enjoyed Starbucks
[X] donated to charity
[ ] believed in Santa Claus past 7
[X] called your parents out on being the tooth fairy/Santa Claus/Easter bunny/ect (Saw them wrap my presents, found my teeth, and never really believed in the Easter Bunny)
[X] ran away from home (I got hungry so i came home)
[ ] egged a house
[ ] forked someone's yard

Section Total: 3

Total: 25

[X] set something on fire
[ ] ran from police
[ ] gotten away
[X] cheated on a test (I helped someone to cheat)
[X] stolen money from someone (It was 20p!)
[X] been called a slut
[ ] been okay with it
[X] enjoy kinky bedroom activities (Who doesn't)
[X] had sex
[ ] had sex with the opposite gender (Nope, but almost raped by them)
[X] had sex with the same gender (Once or twice :p)
[X] had sex with more than 1 person
[ ] drunk sex (Don't like the idea of it)
[ ] had to do the walk of shame
[ ] left with less than your started with

Section Total: 8

Total: 32

[ ] went to a con and lied to your parents about where you were really going
[ ] driven more than 12 hours straight
[ ] signed up your friends for you schools LARP club
[ ] made a homeless man do a dance for money
[X] wished you did (sorry, it sounds funny)
[X] downloaded more than 10g in media that you didn't pay for (Only 10g? heh, i can do that in a few hours easy)
[ ] keyed someone's car
[X] bumped into someone's car and left (Don't like hills >.<)
[X] stolen a cars emblem (Technically it was on the floor)
[ ] forged documents

Section Total: 4

Total: 36

[ ] seen someone die
[ ] been in a car accident
[ ] been to a party and ran when it got busted
[ ] done sexual stuff inside a movie theater
[X] been in the fandom for more than 3 years (Just been hiding)
[X] fapped to something on FA (Do i really have to answer that?)
[ ] been banned from FA
[ ] had your car towed
[ ] thought Kanye was cool

Section Total: 2

Final Tally: 38

And that makes me on the Highway to Hell!

Least it will be warm

Most people have a Mother right?

The ones that know about mine, or actually have had the pleasure of meeting her, will know that to you guys, she is pawsome.

She's always been cool about every thing, always supporting and such. When she found out the Furry thing, she loved it, she wanted to know everything, wanted to know more, and even did her own research into it.

She has offered to help construct a fursuit many a times, and infact has made a few things already, such as a couple of pairs of Bandanna Ears, and Paws, along with in the works a Head.

My mother pretty much knows about all the parts of the fandom...some of which scares and worries me. Some parts make me cringe slightly, and feel embarrassed. Other things she is just normally cool with and doesn't make a fuss.

Heck when I asked her if my boyfriend could live with me she invited and let him in without fuss at all.

Now to you, this may sound pretty good, a parent who loves the furry fandom, all the parts of it, doesn't mind a thing, but...it annoys me, and many a times I have been completely embarrassed at what she says and does, specially in front of my friends.

Things such as, coming home one day with a plastic bag and telling me "Open it in your room, these are for you and Sayre, they were cheap" To which i find out they are a selection of Lubricants one of which being a Heating one. *facepaw* Thanks Mother...i think i can get my own Lube.

Another time blatantly saying in front of me and Sayre, that we should "Be careful what we get up to...because your Brother is only young and he tends to walk in your room without knocking".... Nuuu...I don't want images of my Brother walking in on us.

A few times I've noticed that my drawings have moved from one place to another, at first this was a just a tad weird, as i don't like people looking at my work unless I'm happy with it. Recently it got worse...due to the...erm... naughtier stuff i happened to draw...Yes, I'm pretty sure my mother has seen them.

All in all, I'm happy with my Mother, and i do care about her, but sometimes, i get embarrassed as hell by her...

And last time...so did Black Wolf and Sayre...during the construction of the Duct Tape Dummy. It was about half way done and she walks into the room "Oh, that looks good...what happens when you need a pee?"
Black Wolf replies to this with "Well, its a bit late for that now"
Mother responds with "What if you get an erection...?"

Every one turns red and looks away until she goes.

Oh Mother, what ever shall i do with you.

Well, with a lot of help from both  blackwolfie and  possumfox

We finally made my Duct Tape Dummy ^^:

It did however take two attempts mind...the first one ending in my arms losing circulation and thus needing to be removed..quickly.

The scissors hurt and i got a little boo boo on my left arm.

Second one was a lot better!
It was funny trying to get up and down stairs for a marker pen before we could cut me out....and then once it was off...i noticed i'm a little short >.<

Now its just hanging around for a while till i send it off ^^:

1. Who is your boyfriend/girlfriend?
 possumfox

2. How did you two meet?
We went to a camping trip to Alton Towers, and i offered to pick him up from the train station, then we shared a tent.

3. When did ya'll officially start dating?
26th July 2009 i guess....well, thats when i remember asking him out...before i got really drunk off a 3 ltr cocktail we made :p

4. Did you meet online?
Yea, started with just "I can give you a lift from the station...now lets talk about stuff"

5. What attracted you the most to him/her?
That, i have no idea about, i just really love his personality.

6. Is he/she what you expected?
Nope, a lot weirder...in a good way

7. Did you have sex on your first date?
First, there was not really any dating at first, and second...i was drunk and don't remember :p

8. Are you two freaks in bed?
Freaks? what do you mean by that... am i allowed to say yes without funny looks?

9. Do you live with them?
Yep...pretty sure of that

10. Are they snugglers?
Pretty much....

11. What was the last compliment they gave you?
Dunno, maybe something about being Smexy and Handsome...the usual

12. How long have you been dating?
5 Months

13. Would you spend the rest of your life with them?
It would be nice ^^:

14. When will you see them next?
When i next turn around, might be in 5 mins, might be in 2 hours

15. What interests do you share?
Interests.....a lot really, although i zone out a little when Cars come up

16. Is there something you regret?
Being so drunk when we first met

17. What was the last thing he/she gave you?
A slice of Bread with a Cheese and Chive Spread on it, even though i said i didn't want any thing, when really i did.

18. What was the last thing you gave them?
A Crow Bar and a Commission

19. Are they willing to sacrifice for you?
Yes...

20. Have they given you a ring?
It was a ring of sort...that vibrated :p

Idea taken from  esquiskwerl

Every one FA is back up, write a Journal about this to tell every one else the good news!

:p

At the least this will annoy Esqui hehe