Don't practice over a period of two years, my art's still shit. Who'd have thought? It's almost like you need to try to improve art. But that's just crazy talk.

Now, if only I could catch up on my painting (hint: That model as my avatar? I've painted about three models since then).

Kissed any one of your Furaffinity friends? — No
Been arrested? — No
Kissed someone you didn't like? — Yes
Slept in until 5 PM? — No
Fallen asleep at work/school? — Yes
Held a snake? — Yes
Ran a red light? — No
Been suspended from school? — No
Experienced love at first sight? — No
Totaled your car in an accident? — No
Been fired from a job? — No
Fired somebody? — No
Sung karaoke? — Does it count alone?
Pointed a gun at someone? — No
Did something you told yourself you wouldn't? — Yes
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? — No
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? — No
Kissed in the rain? — No
Had a close brush with death (your own)? — Yes
Saw someone die? — Yes
Played Spin-the-Bottle? — No
Smoked a cigar? — No
Sat on a rooftop? — No
Smuggled something into another country? — No
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? -- No
Broken a bone? — No, though fractured / came close
Skipped school? — Yes
Eaten a bug? — Yes, when I was a wee one I ate a spider
Sleepwalked? — No
Walked on a moonlit beach? —No
Ridden a motorcycle? — No
Dumped someone? — No
Forgotten your anniversary? — No
Lied to avoid a ticket? — No
Ridden in a helicopter? — Yes
Shaved your head? — No
Blacked out from drinking? — No
Played a prank on someone? — Yes
Hit a home run? — No
Felt like killing someone? — Yes
Cross-dressed? — No
Been falling-down drunk? — No
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? — No
Eaten snake? — No
Marched/Protested? — No
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? — Yes
Puked on an amusement ride? — No
Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? — No
Knitted? — No
Been on TV? — No
Shot a gun? — Yes if a BB Gun or Pellet Gun counts, otherwise no
Skinny-dipped? — No
Given someone stitches? — No
Eaten a whole habenero pepper? — No
Ridden a surfboard? — No
Drunk straight from a liquor bottle? — No
Had surgery? — No
Streaked? — No
Been taken by ambulance to a hospital? — No
Tripped on mushrooms? — No
Passed out when NOT drinking? — No
Peed on a bush? — Yes
Donated Blood? — Yes
Grabbed electric fence? — No
Eaten alligator meat? — No
Eaten cheesecake? — Yes
Killed an animal when not hunting? — Yes, seeing as I swat flies all the time
Peed your pants in public? — No
Snuck into a movie without paying? — No
Written graffiti? — No
Still love someone you shouldn't? — No
Think about the future? — Yes
Been in handcuffs? — No
Believe in love? — Dunno, likely "No" but cannot say
Sleep on a certain side of the bed? Yes, far corner facing wall