And a new meme allowing me to expose myself in order to prove that I'm a show off o/

RULE 1. You can only say Guilty or Innocent.
RULE 2. You are not allowed to explain anything unless someone messages you and asks!
Now, here's what you're supposed to do... And please do not spoil the fun. Copy and paste this into your journal, delete my answers, type in your answers and tag 4-10 of your friends to answer this. Then see what happens.

1. Asked someone to marry you?
Guilty

2. Kissed one of your friends?
Guilty

3. Danced on a table in a bar?
Guilty

4. Ever told a lie?
Guilty

5. Had feelings for someone whom you can't have?
Guilty

6. Ever kissed someone of the same sex?
Guilty

7. Kissed a picture?
Innocent

8. Slept in until 5 PM?
Guilty

9. Fallen asleep at work/school?
Guilty

10. Held a snake?
Guilty

11. Been suspended from school?
Guilty

12. Worked at a fast food chain/restaurant?
Innocent

13. Stolen something?
Guilty

14. Been fired from a job?
Guilty

15. Done something you regret?
Guilty

16. Laughed until something you were drinking came out of your nose?
Guilty

17. Caught a snowflake on your tongue?
Guilty

18. Kissed in the rain?
Guilty

19. Sat on a roof top?
Guilty

20. Kissed someone you shouldn't?
Guilty

21. Sang in the shower?
Guilty

22. Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?
Guilty

23. Shaved your head?
Guilty

24. Slept naked?
Guilty

25. Had a boxing membership?
Innocent

26. Made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry?
Guilty

27. Been in a band?
Guilty

28. Shot a gun?
Guilty

29. Donated Blood?
Guilty

30. Eaten alligator meat?
Innocent

31. Eaten cheesecake?
Guilty

32. Still love someone you shouldn't?
Guilty

33. Have/had a tattoo?
Innocent (for now)

34. Liked someone, but will never tell who?
Guilty

35. Been too honest?
Guilty

36. Ruined a surprise?
Guilty

37. Ate in a restaurant and got really bloated that you can't walk afterwards?
Guilty

38. Erased someone in your friends list?
Guilty

39. Dressed in a woman's clothes (if you're a guy) or man's clothes (if you're a girl)?
Guilty

40. Joined a pageant?
Guilty

41. Been told that you're handsome or beautiful by someone who totally meant what they said?
Guilty

42. Still have communication w/ your ex?
Guilty

43. Cheated on someone?
Guilty

44. Get totally drunk one night and you have an important exam tomorrow morning?
Guilty (bitch, I was drunk the said morning)

45. A total stranger treated you by paying your fare?
Guilty (though I'm not sure of the meaning of the question)

46. Get totally angry that you cried so hard?
Guilty

47. Tried to stay away from someone for their own good?
Guilty

48. Thought about suicide?
Guilty

49. Thought about murder?
Guilty

50. How about Mass Murder?
Guilty

51. Rode in a stranger's vehicle?
Innocent

52. Stalked someone?
Innocent

53. Had a girlfriend/boyfriend
Guilty

54. Gotten totally drunk during a holiday
Guilty

Now i tag~

So, is anyone willing to share the company of a Roegadyn with a big axe on the Cerberus server? :3

My in game name is Arkam Urquhart ^^

I guess it's a good point of having a very physical work XD

20 lbs lost in a month o/ still 80 to go o/

I'm now working as a butcher. I take it as some kind of remunerated workout. XD

Would You Rather

Pierce your nose or your tongue? My tongue
Drink whole or skimmed milk? Whole
Die in a fire or drowning? In a fire I guess.
Spend time with your parent(s) or enemies? My parents.

Are You?

Simple or complicated? So simple I'm complicated.
Straight, gay, bisexual, other? Gay, though the idea of fucking a woman doesn't bother me, so I guess I might as well be "technically bisexual?"
Tall or short? Tall (6'4")
Right handed or left handed? Right handed
A lover of music or a lover of books? Both, but I prefer music.

Do You Prefer

Flowers or sweets? Sweets
Grey or black? Black
Color photos or black-and-white photos? Color
Sunrise or sunset? Sunset
M&Ms or Skittles? M&Ms
Staying up late or waking up early? Staying up late
Sun or moon? Moon
Winter or Autumn? Autumn
10 acquaintances or 2 best friends? 2 best friends
Rainy or sunny? Misty.
Vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream? Chocolate
Vodka or Jack? Jack of course.

About You

What time is it? Noon.
Name? Samuel
Nicknames? Arkam, Arkie, bear, Hagrid.
When is your birthday? 22/05/1987
What do you want? Meh, nothing.
How many kids do you want? None.
What would you name a girl? Rose, I guess. Or Katherine.
What would you name a boy? Alistair.
You want to get married? Why not.
What kind of music do you like? Rock, Metal, Opera, Pop.

Unique

Nervous habits? I don't think I have any.
Are you double-jointed? Wut?
Can you roll your tongue? Yes.
Can you raise one eyebrow? Yes.
Can you cross your eyes? Yes.

Random

Which shoe goes on first? Right
Ever thrown something at someone? Yes.
On average, how much money do you carry with you? 50€?
What jewelry do you wear? A necklace, either an ankh or a mjollnir
Do you twirl or cut spaghetti? Twirl.
Have you ever eaten Spam? Wut?
Favorite ice cream? Speculoos or strawberry
How many kinds of cereal are in your cupboard? Different kinds of muesli

Last

Car ride? Yesterday
Song played? 5 minutes ago, it was Widmung
Person you saw? My dad, yesterday
Time you cried? I can't remember.
Fight? Years ago, coming back from the gay pride I think.

Name: You'll just have to go with Arkam.
Nickname: Arkie, Dr Teddybear, etc.
Location: Mons, Belgium
Age: 27
Height: 6'4"
Zodiac sign: Gemini
Pets: I'll get a cat soon.
Favorite thing about yourself: Charisma
Worst habit: I tend to yell at people.
Fun fact: I am a former priest.

Identity, Sexuality & Personality

Gender identity: Male
Sexual preference: Gay
Romantic preference: Males.
"Kinsey Scale" score: 5
Relationship status: I have ABSOLUTELY no clue.
Myers/Briggs type: ENTJ
Hogwarts house: Depending of the test, Griffindor or Slytherin.

Routine

"Early Bird" or "Night Owl": Night Owl
Bath or shower: Shower
First thought in the morning: "Ok, what's on today schedule."
Last thought before falling asleep at night: "Let's fap/fuck" (depending of who's with me XD)

School/Work

Do you work or are you a student: I'm an apprentice butcher.
What do you do well: Lead a group, establish a strategy, and other ENTJ stuff.
Where do you see yourself in 5 years: Let's see, I end my formation in 3 years, so maybe escalating the hierarchic scale?


Habits (Do you…?)

Drink: Yes, beer and whisky, mostly.
Smoke: Pipe (regularly), cigar (on big occasions).
Do Drugs: Nope
Exercise: I've started anew.
Have a go-to comfort food: Cheese.
Have a nervous habit: I play with my pendant.

What is your favorite…?

Physical quality (in yourself): My eyes and my cock.
In Others: Nipples and face.
Mental/emotional quality (in yourself): Mmm...either my "no bullshit" attitude, or the fact that I can always ignore the "feely" bullshit to take the rational decision.
Food: Tex Mex, especially Chili con Carne and Spare Ribs
Drink: Tea and whisky
Animal: Lion
Artist/Band/Group: Motorhead and Voltaire (the singer)
Author/Poet: Terry Pratchett
Actor/Actress: Jean Reno and Jacqueline Maillant.
Blogger: L'Odieux Connard. We have such a similarity in our way to think.

Stolen from

RULES :
1. Pick one of your OCs.
2. Fill in the questions/statements as if you were your OC.
3. Tag four people to do this meme!
4. Tell people that they been tagged with a link from your journal

OC picked: Arkam.

1. What is your name?
My real name is classified, but you can call me Arkam.

2. Do you know why you were named that?
Members of my order have to take a fake name in order to give no power to occult entities they might enter in contact with. Or just to be harder to track down. Arkam means "The Wise" though.

3. Single or taken?
Married to my bodyguard, Rhogar. But I'm polyamorous.

4. Have any abilities or powers?
Expert fighter, can cast divine/arcane spell (depending of the character's version), charismatic leader, genius-level intelligence.

5. Stop being a Mary Sue!
Nah, I just like power too much.

6. What's your eye color?
Grey-blue

7. How about hair color?
Blondie (might be red in some versions)

8. Have you any family members?
My men are my family.

9. Oh? How about pets?
Do you mean, my sex slaves? Oh, THOSE pets...well, there's a lot of cats in Darkvale.

10. That's cool, I guess. Now tell me something you don't like.
Stupidity.

11. Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?
Fucking, reading, cooking, drinking, fighting....I have many hobbies.

12. Have you ever hurt anyone in any way before?
Oh, honey, I'm trying to run a business here.

13. Ever… killed anyone before?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

14. What kind of animal are you?
Lion.

15. Name your worst habits.
Drinking I guess? I'd also say "killing fucktards", but I really think I'm making them a favor. I yell a lot too. I'm always sarcastic, and don't give a flying fuck about people's feelings or sense or morality or beliefs.

16. Do you look up to anyone at all?
Nope.

17. Are you gay, straight, or bisexual?
Pansexual.

18. Do you go to school?
Sometimes, as a teacher though.

19. Ever want to marry and have kids one day?
I'm married, and have two children.

20. Do you have fangirls/fanboys?
...Do cultists count?

21. What are you most afraid of?
If I told you, I'd have to kill you.

22. What do you usually wear?
Depends. In the Vale, usually a suit, but on the battlefield, I usually wear a long black coat with a scarlet chainmail.

23. What's one food that tempts you?
SPARE RIBS.

24. Am I annoying you?
Not as long as you pay for the informations I'm provinding.

25. Well, it's still not over!
I'll have to count an extra then.

26. What class are you (low class, middle class, high class)?
I'm the one who makes the classes. Does it answers your question?

27. How many friends do you have?
Enough to put my ennemies into deep shit.

28. What are your thoughts on pie?
They're delicious.

30. Favorite drink?
Whisky.

31. What's your favorite place?
Darkvale of course!

32. Are you interested in anyone?
Yes.

33. That was a stupid question.
Indeed.

34. Would you rather swim in a lake or the ocean?
An ocean? It'll be the Astral Sea or nothing!

35. What's your type?
ENTX.

36. Any fetishes?
Domination, mostly. Oh, and vengeance can be fun too.

37. Seme or uke?
Seme.

38. Camping or indoors?
Indoor.

39. Tag People!

1. Any scars?
Yup, on my right hand. It's a small one though, you wouldn't notice it if I didn't point it out.

2. Self harmed?
I was an emo bitch when I was a teen, but I grew some balls after that.

3. Crush?
Definitely.

4. Kissed anyone?
Nope, only sucked :/. Just kidding.

5. Coke or Pepsi?
Whatever, just don't put that shit in my whisky.

6. Someone you hate?
I don't really hate anyone. I'd rather hate ideas. Though I despise lots of people, and in that cathegory, I guess the one I despise the most would be...

...I've thinked about it for 15 minutes, and I can't still decide since there's too many choice :/ Let's say Ludovine de la Rochère.

7. Best Friends?
Oh I have a few ones, , , Yado, Shannaira and Kallistra (who aren't on FA) for the guys I can actually see irl. For the online friends, well you have the list on my page XD

8. Have you ever done alcohol or drugs?
Lots of alcool (but in responsible doses), and some cannabis from time to time.

9. What's your dream job?
Mmm...Porn actor. Then take the lead of a classy whorehouse. That or writer.

10. Ever been in love?
Yup

11. Last time you cried?
I think it was at my birthday party. Tequila makes me sad, right ? ARLONG! ARLONG! ARLONG! XD

12. Favorite color?
Black and dark red

13. Height?
6'4"

14. Birthday?
May 22

15. Eye color?
Blue

16. Hair color?
Blonde (especially when shorts)

17. What do you love?
Mmm...books, sex, alcool, a good meal, a good joke, my pipe, the presence of my friends...I'm a simple man.

18. Obsession?
WHICH FUCKING CLASS SHOULD I GIVE TO ARKAM. And MBTI.

19. If you had one wish, what would it be?
Probably having Arkam's powers. My health would be better, and I could make lots of money with it XD

20. Do you love someone?
Mmm...I'm not sure, I'm not at ease with my own feelings.

21. Kiss or hug?
Fuck.

22. Nicknames people call you?
"Papy Narky" (Gandpa Narky), "The Viking", "Doctor Teddybear", "Big Bear" or "Big Lion".

23. Favorite song?
Hm that's a REALLY hard one. Brothers of Metal, from Manowar, I'd say.

24. Favorite band?
Motorhead o/ But I also love Manowar, Les Cowboys Fringants, Voltaire and Georges Brassens o/

25. Worst thing that has ever happened to you?
Once, I sat on a public toilet. And it was still warm.

That and that time where, when I was at the boarding school to become a pastor, I fell sick and was barely able to walk to go to the toilets (fortunately, my room was smaller than a prison cell). I've remained in that state for 10 days, and nobody came to ask me how I was, neither bringed me my meals. So I've remained 10 days sick, without eating, in a total loneliness. Fortunately, I had milk in my room, which helped me to survive.

26. Best thing that has ever happened to you?
I learned about MBTI.

27. Something you would change about yourself?
My health.

28. Ever dated someone?
Yup.

29. Worst mistake?
I've stopped my singing lessons to start theology. My teacher told me that I had enough talent to become an opera singer.

30. Watch the movie or read the book?
Read the book.

31. Ever had a heartbreak?
Yup, twice.

32. Favorite show?
Hm....Dr Who, Game of Thrones, One Piece, Futurama, The Simpsons, South Park, Friends and How I Met Your Mother. I should start House of Cards US, since a friend told me that Francis Underwood made him think of me XD

33. Best day of your life?
Last year's 14th July. We went to see the fireworks with Loupio, it was some kind of "perfect moment" for me.

34. Any talents?
I sing and cook awesomely well. Also acting, writing and lead a group to its objective.

35. Do you wish you could ever start over?
Good came out of bad things. I wouldn't.

36. Any bad habits?
Mmm...I'm trying not to have any from my point of view, though I recognize that I can be too argumentative from time to time.

37. Ever had a near death experience?
Yup

38. Someone I can tell anything to?
I have nothing to hide.

39. Ever lost a loved one?
Yup, my grandmother who raised me. I was 16 when she died.

40. Do you believe in love?
It's an actual chemical reaction which happens in my brain, so yes.

41. Someone you hate/Dislike?
Once again, the despise thing. I especially despise bigots and whiny people though.

42. Are you okay?
Yup, just let me a minute to light my pipe.

43. Relationship status?
Single.

100%

(x) Smoked.
(x) Drank alcohol.
( ) Cried when someone died.
(x) Been drunk.
(x) Had sex.
(x) Been to a concert.
(x) given a handjob.
(x) gotten a handjob.
(x) given a blowjob.
(x) gotten a blowjob.
(x) Been verbally/sexually harassed.
(x) Verbally/sexually harassed somebody.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 89%

(x) felt someone up and/or been felt up.
( ) Laughed so hard something came out of your nose.
(x) Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before.
(x) Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend.
(x) Been to prom.
(x) Cried at school.
(x) Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store.
(x) Went streaking.
(x) Given or received a lap dance.
(x) Had someone of the opposite/same sex in your room.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 80%

(x) Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over.
(x) Slept over at someone of the same sex's house.
(x) Kissed a stranger.
(x) Hugged a stranger.
( ) Went scuba diving.
(x) Driven a car.
(x) Gotten an x-ray.
(x) Hit by a car.
(x) Had a party
( ) Done serious drugs.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 72%

(x) Played strip poker/darts.
(x) Got paid to strip for someone.
( ) Run away from home.
( ) Broken a bone.
(x) Eaten sushi.
(x) Bought porn.
(x) Watched porn.
(x) Made porn.
(x) Had a crush on someone of the same sex.
(x) Been in love.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 64%%

(x) Made out.
(x) Laughed so hard you cried.
(x) Cried yourself to sleep.
(x) Laughed yourself to sleep.
( ) Stabbed yourself.
(x) Shot a gun
( ) Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day.
(x) Been online for 9 consecutive hours.
(x) Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours.
(x) Watched an animal die.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 56%

(x) Watched a person die.
(x) Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person.
(x) Pranked somebody.
(x) Put somebody in the hospital.
(x) Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out.
(x) Kissed somebody of the same sex.
(x) Dressed punk.
(x) Dressed goth.
( ) Dressed preppy.
(x) Been to a motocross race.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 47%

(x) Avoided somebody.
(x) Been stalked.
( ) Stalked someone.
(x) Met a celebrity.
(x) Ridden a horse.
(x) Cut yourself.
( ) Bungee jumped.
( ) Ding dong ditched somebody.
(x) Been to a wild party.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 41%

( ) Got caught stealing something.
(x) Kicked/punched a guy in the balls.
(x) Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend.
(x) Gone out with your friend's crush.
( ) Got arrested.
( ) Been pregnant.
( ) Made a girl pregnant.
(x) Babysat.
(x) Been to another country.
( ) Started your house on fire.
( ) Had an encounter with a ghost.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 36%

( ) Donated your hair to cancer patients.
(x) Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by.
(x) Cried over a member of the opposite/same sex.
(x) Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 3 months.
(x) Sat on your butt all day.
( ) Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself.
(x) Had a job.
(x) Gotten cut from a sports team.
(x) Been called a whore.
( ) Danced like a whore

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 29%

(x) Been mistaken as older than your own age.
( ) Been in a car accident.
(x) Been told you have beautiful eyes.
(x) Been told you have beautiful hair.
( ) Raped somebody.
(x) Danced in the rain.
(x) Been rejected.
( ) Walked out of a restaurant without paying.
(x) Punched someone/slapped someone in the face.
( ) Been raped.

FINAL PERCENTAGE: 23%

That seems about right.

Yay.


...I feel so old T_T

LOUPIO, STOP LAUGHING, YOU'RE NEXT D:

Loupio and I broke up. Before you ask, no, it wasn't anyone's fault, and none of us did wrong to the other.

We're still good friends, and we won't have a drama all about it, I just wanted to make it clear.

Though I've known better days, I'm ok and I'll be just fine, just give me some time about it.

Now that it's said, if someone's looking for me, I'll be destroying emo asses on Brütal Legend.

Since everyone seems to do it XD

-What made you choose the species of your main fursona?
I found lion men sexy. Plus, I've always been a leader, which seemed to fit nice to the animal. Some months ago, I considered the bear, giving it more thought. I hold lots of similarities with bears. First, it would go along well with my celtic origins, and Arkam's celtic setting. I'm a "bear" (in the masculine gay men way), and my enneatype (8w9) is nicknamed "the bear". Bears, in old european symbolism, was also a symbol of leadership and power, AND sexual desire. Plus I really like to eat and sleep. It's also to be noted that bear, in ancien greek, is said "Arktos", which resulted that lots of characters having a bond with bears have a name in Ark or Arc, like Arcturus, Artemis, etc. And bear men are damn sexy, right hun? :3

-Is your fursona just like you, or how you want to be?
A mix of both.

-Does your fursona have the same personality you have?
The exact same. He reacts the way I would in same situations.

-Does your fursona have the same dislikes and likes as you do?
Yup, he even has my flaws, like a horrible orientation XD

-Does your fursona look like you at all?
Yes for the bear. And I'll look more and more like him when I'll get the tattoos and get my hair cuts. I don't wear an eyepatch though XD

-Is your fursona the same gender as you, if not why?
Yup

-Do you have more then on main fursona?
I also have Garland, Arkam's father, though I don't play him that often those days. And Akhmenos, my ram, which I still have to get pics of him XD

-Do you have a back story for your fursona, if so does it have anything to do with your own history?
Could write novels about him. He's born from RPing, so I have lots of D&D campaigns behind me. Or all the adjustments I can make to the different versions. And he has some similarities with me, for the part where he's kinda a priest. And how he came to hate most organized religions. Actually, it might have been less rough for him than for me XD

-Is your fursona mated, if so is it to your real life significant other?
Yes <3

-Is there something special about your fursona that you think sets them apart from others?
He's a big brute, and yet, a genius. Arkam is a berserker/dark knight (depending of bear or lion) with an IQ of 187. He's basically like the Hulk who would keep Bruce Banner's mental abilities.

-Do you have much art of your main fursona/s?
Kinda

-Would you ever consider parting with your main fursona, if so why?
In one way, I already did, since Arkam is the total opposite to what he was some years ago.

-If you suit, do you have a suit of your main fursona?
The only suit I wear implies a tie and makes me look badass. :3

-Have you ever roleplayed with your main fursona, or do you prefer not to?
As I said, he's born from roleplay.

-Do you consider your main fursona to be a part of you in any way?
He's a part of me as much as I'm a part of him. He's what I thrive to become :3

Today, I learned that spiders reproduce by fist fucking.

Today was a glorious day.

So that's it, I'm officially 26. I'm now closer to my 30 than to my 20, and still haven't achieved any significant thing in my life.

...That's why I engage myself to get even more badass, witty and strong for the year that's coming!

Since he saw our friend doing that kind of journal, my sweet teddybear has been considering doing one too. Yet he asked me to go first as a lab rat.

Since I'll be rewarded with a blowjob for that, I'll gladly oblige.

So go on, ask me anything, I have nothing to hide.

Taken from ^^

1. We all know what we call you, what about the folks at home? What's your name?
Kevin, though it's a rather silly name here in Belgium, so I prefer when people use my second name, Samuel ^^

2. How tall are you?
6'4"

3. Natural hair color?
Blonde (a dark tone of blonde, not sure of the english name ^^")

4. What about eye color?
Blue

5. What orientation are you?
Gay, bisexual when drunk.

6. Are you single, taken, or undecided?
Happily taken with my sweet love ^^

7. What do you do in your spare time?
I read a lot, listen to music, sing, cook, write, I've started going to the gym again, play video games and twink on D&D...Oh, also, I fap a lot.

8. What's your job?
"Student" lol. Though I'd like to become a writer. Or a porn star.

9. What's one thing you like about yourself?
MAH BEEG KAWK. D:

10. Alright, now what about something you dislike about yourself?
Probably my laziness?

11. What's some things your friends noticed about you when they first met you?
MAH BEEG KAWK. D: ...Oh also, I guess they liked my sarcastic answers and er...well, I don't know, Rock already told me that I had some kind of intimidating presence and an "aura of unshakeability".

12. Of what faith/religion are you(if any at all?)
Christian, in a very special and personnal way. *is a former theology student, and has taked wisdom from other religions too*

13. Do you drink?
Yes, I might dehydrate myself otherwise. Oh you meant alcool, right? Well, I'm Belgian. I drink as much beer as heroic fantasy dwarves D:

14. Do you smoke?
Yup, pipe and cigars

15. What are your fears?
Slides and being left alone.

16. What are your dreams/goals?
Live with and maybe marry him? ^^ Become a writer, and grow a musclegut :3

17. Ever had any crushes/ex's in the past/present?
Yup

18. Who's your best bud?
, we've known each other for almost 10 years now, and even lived some months together ^^

19. Alright, you got the cravin' for munchies, what'cha reachin' for?
Cheese ^^

20. Favorite drink?
BELGIAN BEER! but also tea, coffee and whisky.

21. Favorite color?
Dark red

22. If you had any super power, what would it be?
MAH BEEG KAWK! D: ...Seriously, probably Arkam's ability to merge with spirits of nature?

23. Favorite movie?
V for Vendetta, Watchmen, Django (OMG KAWK!), Beetlejuice, and pretty much everything which has Tim Burton or Quentin Tarantino as realisator. Oh, and The Rocky Horror Picture Show :3

24. Least favorite food?
Cauliflower.

25. Quick! You have only one meal left before you die!!! What is it?
Heh, vegetable broth

26. What do you drive/wish you drove?
I don't drive, and don't actually care about it ^^"

27. Most disliked bug?
Spiders, centipedes

28. Most hated pet peeves?
Stupidity and emotionnal bullshit. Oh god, those two really make me want to hose you with petrol and to put you on fire. Oh, small talk too. No, I don't give a fuck about your son's soccer team, thank you. I also hate people giving their advice without backing it with facts or logic. What you believe doesn't matters to me, and don't even hope I'll respect the things you believe in just because you believe in it. Oh, and bloody hell, if you ask me a honest advice, don't freak out because I give it to you. There are many more to go, but it's getting late, and I need sleep.

29. Dislike in life?
See the pet peeves.

30. Most annoying?
Oh, have I talked about people who can't get a point from the first two times I explain them?

31. Most disliked TV show?
Reality TV shows, and every bullshit dripping with good feelings, like most of the french TV shows.

Because of my...inability to chose a definitive concept for Arkam, a friend made me pass an MBTI test. Well, at least, my hesitations are now focused on two concepts instead of ...pfew, won't even bother to count. At least, the result flatters my ego. As a good lion, I love it :3

ENTJ
The Fieldmarshal

As an ENTJ, your primary mode of living is focused externally, where you deal with things rationally and logically. Your secondary mode is internal, where you take things in primarily via your intuition.

ENTJs are natural born leaders. They live in a world of possibilities where they see all sorts challenges to be surmounted, and they want to be the ones responsible for surmounting them. They have a drive for leadership, which is well-served by their quickness to grasp complexities, their ability to absorb a large amount of impersonal information, and their quick and decisive judgments. They are "take charge" people.

ENTJs are very career-focused, and fit into the corporate world quite naturally. They are constantly scanning their environment for potential problems which they can turn into solutions. They generally see things from a long-range perspective, and are usually successful at identifying plans to turn problems around - especially problems of a corporate nature. ENTJs are usually successful in the business world, because they are so driven to leadership. They're tireless in their efforts on the job, and driven to visualize where an organization is headed. For these reasons, they are natural corporate leaders.

There is not much room for error in the world of the ENTJ. They dislike to see mistakes repeated, and have no patience with inefficiency. They may become quite harsh when their patience is tried in these respects, because they are not naturally tuned in to people's feelings, and more than likely don't believe that they should tailor their judgments in consideration for people's feelings. ENTJs, like many types, have difficulty seeing things from outside their own perspective. Unlike other types, ENTJs naturally have little patience with people who do not see things the same way as the ENTJ. The ENTJ needs to consciously work on recognizing the value of other people's opinions, as well as the value of being sensitive towards people's feelings. In the absence of this awareness, the ENTJ will be a forceful, intimidating and overbearing individual. This may be a real problem for the ENTJ, who may be deprived of important information and collaboration from others. In their personal world, it can make some ENTJs overbearing as spouses or parents.

The ENTJ has a tremendous amount of personal power and presence which will work for them as a force towards achieving their goals. However, this personal power is also an agent of alienation and self-aggrandizement, which the ENTJ would do well to avoid.

ENTJs are very forceful, decisive individuals. They make decisions quickly, and are quick to verbalize their opinions and decisions to the rest of the world. The ENTJ who has not developed their Intuition will make decisions too hastily, without understanding all of the issues and possible solutions. On the other hand, an ENTJ who has not developed their Thinking side will have difficulty applying logic to their insights, and will often make poor decisions. In that case, they may have brilliant ideas and insight into situations, but they may have little skill at determining how to act upon their understanding, or their actions may be inconsistent. An ENTJ who has developed in a generally less than ideal way may become dictatorial and abrasive - intrusively giving orders and direction without a sound reason for doing so, and without consideration for the people involved.

Although ENTJs are not naturally tuned into other people's feelings, these individuals frequently have very strong sentimental streaks. Often these sentiments are very powerful to the ENTJ, although they will likely hide it from general knowledge, believing the feelings to be a weakness. Because the world of feelings and values is not where the ENTJ naturally functions, they may sometimes make value judgments and hold onto submerged emotions which are ill-founded and inappropriate, and will cause them problems - sometimes rather serious problems.

ENTJs love to interact with people. As Extroverts, they're energized and stimulated primarily externally. There's nothing more enjoyable and satisfying to the ENTJ than having a lively, challenging conversation. They especially respect people who are able to stand up to the ENTJ, and argue persuasively for their point of view. There aren't too many people who will do so, however, because the ENTJ is a very forceful and dynamic presence who has a tremendous amount of self-confidence and excellent verbal communication skills. Even the most confident individuals may experience moments of self-doubt when debating a point with an ENTJ.

ENTJs want their home to be beautiful, well-furnished, and efficiently run. They're likely to place much emphasis on their children being well-educated and structured, to desire a congenial and devoted relationship with their spouse. At home, the ENTJ needs to be in charge as much as he or she does in their career. The ENTJ is likely best paired with someone who has a strong self-image, who is also a Thinking type. Because the ENTJ is primarily focused on their careers, some ENTJs have a problem with being constantly absent from home, physically or mentally.

The ENTJ has many gifts which make it possible for them to have a great deal of personal power, if they don't forget to remain balanced in their lives. They are assertive, innovative, long-range thinkers with an excellent ability to translate theories and possibilities into solid plans of action. They are usually tremendously forceful personalities, and have the tools to accomplish whatever goals they set out for.

ENTJs generally have the following traits:

Driven to turn theories into plans
Highly value knowledge
Future-oriented
Natural leaders
Impatient with inefficiency and incompetence
Want things structured and orderly
Excellent verbal communication skills
Dislike routine, detail-oriented tasks
Self-confident
Decisive

ENTJs are especially well-suited to be leaders and organization builders. They have the ability to clearly identify problems and innovative solutions for the short and long-term well-being of an organization. Having a strong desire to lead, they're not likely to be happy as followers. ENTJs like to be in charge, and need to be in charge to take advantage of their special capabilities.

ENTJ Relationships

ENTJs put a lot of effort and enthusiasm into their relationships. Since their major quest in life is to constantly take in knowledge and turn that into something useful, the ENTJ will try to turn everything into a learning experience. Within the context of relationships, that means they will constantly seek knowledge and revise the rules and definitions of their relationships. They value their relationships highly, especially those relationships which present them with new challenges and stimulate their learning. Such exchanges promote genuine affection and satisfaction for the ENTJ. Relationships which do not offer any chances for growth or learning hold no interest to the ENTJ. As in other areas of life, the ENTJ likes to be in charge of their relationships. In conversation, they are very direct and confrontational, and can be highly critical and challenging towards others. People involved in close relationships with the ENTJ need to have a good amount of personal strength. For those who do, the ENTJ has a tremendous amount to offer.

ENTJ Strengths

Genuinely interested in people's ideas and thoughts
Enthusiastic and energetic
Take their commitments very seriously
Fair-minded and interested in doing the Right Thing
Very good with money
Extremely direct and straightforward
Verbally fluent
Enhance and encourage knowledge and self-growth in all aspects of life
Able to leave relationships without looking back
Able to turn conflict situations into positive lessons
Able to take constructive criticism well
Extremely high standards and expectations (both a strength and a weakness)
Usually have strong affections and sentimental streaks
Able to dole out discipline

ENTJ Weaknesses

Their enthusiasm for verbal debates can make them appear argumentative
Tendency to be challenging and confrontational
Tend to get involved in "win-lose" conversations
Tendency to have difficulty listening to others
Tendency to be critical of opinions and attitudes which don't match their own
Extremely high standards and expectations (both a strength and a weakness)
Not naturally in tune with people's feelings and reactions
May have difficulty expressing love and affection, sometimes seeming awkward or inappropriate
Can be overpowering and intimidating to others
Tendency to want to always be in charge, rather than sharing responsibilities
Can be very harsh and intolerant about messiness or inefficiency
Tendency to be controlling
May be slow to give praise or to realize another's need for praise
If unhappy or underdeveloped, they may be very impersonal, dictatorial, or abrasive
Tendency to make hasty decisions
Make explode with terrible tempers when under extreme stress


ENTJs as Friends

ENTJs are bright, energetic, sociable individuals who are keenly interested in other people's ideas, theories and perspectives. They love nothing better than to participate in quality conversation with other people who share similar views to their own, or who have something new to teach the ENTJ. They make stimulating, interesting, and dynamic friends and peers.

The ENTJ thoroughly enjoys lively, intellectual conversations - welcoming such interaction as a learning opportunity for all parties involved. They have a tendency to be direct and challenging when interacting with others, which tends to put people on the defensive. This is in fact exactly what they're after - the ENTJ wants to learn what you know, and understand as many of the nuances of your knowledge as the context of the conversation will allow. They go after this knowledge in a very direct, confrontational manner. With this approach, they will learn not only the facts of the knowledge, but also the background of the individual's stance on that piece of knowledge. How well does the individual understand the topic? How invested is the individual in their stance? This method of "unsettling" people has the effect of livening up conversations and stimulating learning, when the other conversationalists are able to easily withstand the interrogations of the ENTJ. People who are uncomfortable with being challenged, or who are less than confident in the topic being discussed, are likely to be subdued into not expressing themselves with the ENTJ. This is a bit of a shame, since many people have valuable things to offer, but are not always willing to stand on top of a mountain and strongly shout their views to the world.

The ENTJ is likely to seek the company of people who have similar views and interests to their own. They have no patience with people who have very different lifestyles and perspectives from their own. However, as individuals with a great deal of personal power, ENTJs are highly attracted to interacting with other individuals with a powerful presence. They admire such people, although they may not agree with them. ENTJs are likely to form their closer friendships with other iNtuitives - especially Extraverted iNtuitives, such as ENTJs, ENTPs, ENFJs, and ENFPs. The ENTJ will enjoy the other iNtuitives' stimulating company, who share their enthusiasm for ideas and learning.

Rules

1. You can ONLY answer Yes or No.
2. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages/comments you and asks. And believe me, the temptation to explain some of these will be overwhelming... things are not exactly as they seem.
3. It is harder than it looks, but NO explanations !!! You will want to... but don't!!!

Kissed any one of your Facebook friends? - Yes
Been arrested? - No
Kissed someone you didn't like? - Yes
Slept in until 5 PM? - Yes
Fallen asleep at work/school? - Yes
Ran a red light? - No
Been suspended from school? - Yes
Experienced love at first sight? - Yes
Totaled your car in an accident? - No
Been fired from a job? - Yes
Fired somebody? - No
Skydived? - No
Sang karaoke? - Yes
Pointed a gun at someone? - No
Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? - Yes
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? - No
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? - Yes
Kissed in the rain? - Yes
Had a close brush with death (your own)? - Yes
Seen someone die? - Yes
Played spin-the-bottle? - Yes
Sang in the shower? - Yes
Smoked a cigar? - Hell yes!
Sat on a rooftop? - Yes
Taken pictures of yourself naked? - Yes
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? - No
Skipped school? - Yes
Eaten a bug? - Yes
Sleepwalked? - No
Walked a moonlit beach? - Yes
Ridden a motorcycle? - No
Forgotten your anniversary? - No
Lied to avoid a ticket? - No
Ridden on a helicopter? - No
Shaved your head? - No
Blacked out from drinking? - Yes
Played a prank on someone? - Yes
Hit a home run? - No
Felt like killing someone? - Yes
Cross-dressed? - Yes
Been falling-down drunk? - Yes
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? - Yes
Eaten snake? - No
Marched/Protested? - Yes
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? - No
Puked on an amusement ride? - No
Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? - Yes
Been in a band? - Yes
Knitted? - Yes
Been on TV? - Yes
Shot a gun? - Yes
Skinny-dipped? - Yes
Caused someone to need stitches? - Yes
Ridden a surfboard? - No
Drank straight from a liquor bottle? - Yes
Had surgery? - Yes
Taken by ambulance to hospital? - No
Passed out when not drinking? - Yes
Peed on a bush? - Yes
Donated Blood? - Yes
Grabbed electric fence? - No
Eaten alligator meat? - No
Eaten cheesecake? - Yes
Eaten kids' Halloween candy? - Yes
Killed an animal when not hunting? - Yes
Peed your pants in public? - No
Written graffiti? - Yes
Still love someone you shouldn't? - No
Think about the future? - Yes
Been in handcuffs? - Yes
Believe in love? - Yes
Sleep on a certain side of the bed? - Yes
Been to a furry convention? - No
Own a fursuit? - No
Bungee-Jumped? - No
Stolen something? - No
Kissed someone, same gender? - Yes
Kissed someone, different gender? - Yes
Had sex in public? - Yes
Skipped a night? - Yes
Lied? - Yes
Created a Meme? - No
Been to another continent? - No
Been in a country without knowing the language? - Yes
Have seen a parent naked? - Yes T_T

Any questions feel free to ask.