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Birds and Bees Meme (TMI warning, darlins!)
General | Posted 15 years agoIs this a meme? Or am I the first to copy+paste it. WHATEVER. I took it from my hilarious and generous and wonderful friend 
and modified the responses to fit my perspective. Here we go!
LET'S TALK ABOUT FETISHES
Anal: Oh god yes, though it's a chore in real life (WORTH IT)
Breasts: Not really.
Breast Expansion: Not at all.
Bondage: Never understood the appeal. Isn't light-bondage gear at the gap by now, anyway? Boring.
Clothing/Costume: I do all my fucking without that nonsense.
Leather: Hell bent for it. Not really. Leather is is either quaint or horrifying depending on the depth of your initiation.
Latex: Nope.
Stockings: Absolutely unerotic. A long-simmering "I am not a straight man" epiphany came from years of exposure to images of women's legs in stockings and knowing that they are supposed to be SO sexy and feeling NOTHING.
Shoes, boots: Don't put your SHOES on the bed. Jesus.
Muscle Male: Most of the time, no. But my first crush might have been the incredible hulk.
Muscle Female: Naaaaaah
Herm/futanari: What am I, a congressman? No, thanks.
Cross-dressing: Female-to-male cross-dressers are SO slick and SO sexy. I went to a lot of queer dance parties when I first moved to Chicago and was just blown away by all the amazing butches and trans dudes. MTF just doesn't do it for me.
Furries/anthro: Uh, YUH.
Beastiality: Please don't abuse real animals in that way. Please.
Diapers: -100. NO THANK YOU.
Adultbaby: AAAAAH! no.
Transformation: SO fucking cool and fascination but it doesn't turn me on.
Macro: Don't get it.
Micro: Nope.
Biggus dickus: EW. How about normal looking dicks? Oh, and no dog dicks.
Impregnation: Family planning not really my business.
Pregnancy: Pregnant women are beautiful but not sex objects to me.
Lactation: For babies. Not me.
Vore: Don't. Get it.
Hands: Touching my dick?
Legs: Sure!
Belly: YES
Hair: Where?
Hips: UH HUH
Birthin’ hips: UHHH HUHHHHHHHH
Moobs: Sure!
Drowning: That's awful!
Burning, scars: Go to a hospital!
Stockholm Syndrome: Makes my skin crawl!
Forcefeeding: Funny, not sexy.
Suit and Tie: Take them off before I fuck you.
Incest: Fake doodle porn incest is silly. Real incest is gross to varying degrees from "weird" to "you should be in prison forever." Since my boyfriend is a twin, any latent residence in my fantasy life has been permanently canceled forever without further exploration. Because that shit is uncool.
Lesbian (F/F): Yes please
Gay (M/M): YES PLEASE
Sissy Boy: Nope.
Mind Control: Not at all.
Piercings: Nah.
Rape: Never ever ever ever ever ever ever. Not cool.
Uniform: Nah.
Orgy: Sure.
Subbing: Nope. I like equality in the bedroom.
Domming: Double-don't. Power play freaks me out. There's so much of it outside the bedroom anyway.
Biting: YEAH
Solo Masturbation: YES. I will watch somebody do that.
Watersports: Eh, why not go a little crazy once in your life.
Scat: I didn't mean that crazy.
Glasses: Take them off. You will not need your vision corrected when I am fucking you.
Tentacles: Ick. Nope.
Oviposition: Nopes.
Masochism: No.
Sadism: -10,000. No.
Loli/shota: Leave the kids alone.
Multiple body parts: What?
Inflation: Don't. Get. It.
Popping: What is this?
Partial Nudity/Half-naked: Sure.
Electricity/e-stim: Why?
Asphyxiation: NO, SON.
Skinning: EW. FUCK.
Burning : No.
Guro: NO
Oral: Giving head is a hobby of mine, yes.
Collars: No.
Belts: No.
Tickling: I'll fucking kill you. I'm SO ticklish. Don't do it.
Chubby: YEEEEEEES Finally something I am thrilled about!
Balloon belly: Uh?
Uber-fat: No? I don't speak German.
Weight gain: Nope.
Selfcest: Is that like jerking off or cloning? Like Link vs. Shadow link?
Femdom: What is that?
Toons: Like licensed cartoon characters? Loony Tunes, etc? Yeah for some reason. What is the deal with that?
Horns: Eh?
Nagas: What the fuck is that?
Accents: Don't speak.
DILF: OLDER MEN YES THANK YOU MAY I PLEASE HAVE ANOTHER.
MILF WHY NOT?
Older folks: Sure!
Priests: Ew.
Nuns: Double-ew.
Long tongues: Uh...
Cops: FUCK DA HO-LICE.
Nerds: WHatever.
Humiliation: god, no.
Nazi: I don't vote for Republicans and I don't fuck them, either.
Gas mask: no
Jesters: Like Juggalos or something? No.
Clowns: Ick. Grease paint?
Zombies: I like eating dick, not eating dick.
Vampires that don’t sparkle: If it doesn't die, I'm not fucking it.
Vampires that do sparkle: Nah, dawg.
Blood-drinking (-)
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and modified the responses to fit my perspective. Here we go!LET'S TALK ABOUT FETISHES
Anal: Oh god yes, though it's a chore in real life (WORTH IT)
Breasts: Not really.
Breast Expansion: Not at all.
Bondage: Never understood the appeal. Isn't light-bondage gear at the gap by now, anyway? Boring.
Clothing/Costume: I do all my fucking without that nonsense.
Leather: Hell bent for it. Not really. Leather is is either quaint or horrifying depending on the depth of your initiation.
Latex: Nope.
Stockings: Absolutely unerotic. A long-simmering "I am not a straight man" epiphany came from years of exposure to images of women's legs in stockings and knowing that they are supposed to be SO sexy and feeling NOTHING.
Shoes, boots: Don't put your SHOES on the bed. Jesus.
Muscle Male: Most of the time, no. But my first crush might have been the incredible hulk.
Muscle Female: Naaaaaah
Herm/futanari: What am I, a congressman? No, thanks.
Cross-dressing: Female-to-male cross-dressers are SO slick and SO sexy. I went to a lot of queer dance parties when I first moved to Chicago and was just blown away by all the amazing butches and trans dudes. MTF just doesn't do it for me.
Furries/anthro: Uh, YUH.
Beastiality: Please don't abuse real animals in that way. Please.
Diapers: -100. NO THANK YOU.
Adultbaby: AAAAAH! no.
Transformation: SO fucking cool and fascination but it doesn't turn me on.
Macro: Don't get it.
Micro: Nope.
Biggus dickus: EW. How about normal looking dicks? Oh, and no dog dicks.
Impregnation: Family planning not really my business.
Pregnancy: Pregnant women are beautiful but not sex objects to me.
Lactation: For babies. Not me.
Vore: Don't. Get it.
Hands: Touching my dick?
Legs: Sure!
Belly: YES
Hair: Where?
Hips: UH HUH
Birthin’ hips: UHHH HUHHHHHHHH
Moobs: Sure!
Drowning: That's awful!
Burning, scars: Go to a hospital!
Stockholm Syndrome: Makes my skin crawl!
Forcefeeding: Funny, not sexy.
Suit and Tie: Take them off before I fuck you.
Incest: Fake doodle porn incest is silly. Real incest is gross to varying degrees from "weird" to "you should be in prison forever." Since my boyfriend is a twin, any latent residence in my fantasy life has been permanently canceled forever without further exploration. Because that shit is uncool.
Lesbian (F/F): Yes please
Gay (M/M): YES PLEASE
Sissy Boy: Nope.
Mind Control: Not at all.
Piercings: Nah.
Rape: Never ever ever ever ever ever ever. Not cool.
Uniform: Nah.
Orgy: Sure.
Subbing: Nope. I like equality in the bedroom.
Domming: Double-don't. Power play freaks me out. There's so much of it outside the bedroom anyway.
Biting: YEAH
Solo Masturbation: YES. I will watch somebody do that.
Watersports: Eh, why not go a little crazy once in your life.
Scat: I didn't mean that crazy.
Glasses: Take them off. You will not need your vision corrected when I am fucking you.
Tentacles: Ick. Nope.
Oviposition: Nopes.
Masochism: No.
Sadism: -10,000. No.
Loli/shota: Leave the kids alone.
Multiple body parts: What?
Inflation: Don't. Get. It.
Popping: What is this?
Partial Nudity/Half-naked: Sure.
Electricity/e-stim: Why?
Asphyxiation: NO, SON.
Skinning: EW. FUCK.
Burning : No.
Guro: NO
Oral: Giving head is a hobby of mine, yes.
Collars: No.
Belts: No.
Tickling: I'll fucking kill you. I'm SO ticklish. Don't do it.
Chubby: YEEEEEEES Finally something I am thrilled about!
Balloon belly: Uh?
Uber-fat: No? I don't speak German.
Weight gain: Nope.
Selfcest: Is that like jerking off or cloning? Like Link vs. Shadow link?
Femdom: What is that?
Toons: Like licensed cartoon characters? Loony Tunes, etc? Yeah for some reason. What is the deal with that?
Horns: Eh?
Nagas: What the fuck is that?
Accents: Don't speak.
DILF: OLDER MEN YES THANK YOU MAY I PLEASE HAVE ANOTHER.
MILF WHY NOT?
Older folks: Sure!
Priests: Ew.
Nuns: Double-ew.
Long tongues: Uh...
Cops: FUCK DA HO-LICE.
Nerds: WHatever.
Humiliation: god, no.
Nazi: I don't vote for Republicans and I don't fuck them, either.
Gas mask: no
Jesters: Like Juggalos or something? No.
Clowns: Ick. Grease paint?
Zombies: I like eating dick, not eating dick.
Vampires that don’t sparkle: If it doesn't die, I'm not fucking it.
Vampires that do sparkle: Nah, dawg.
Blood-drinking (-)
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