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General | Posted 17 years agoSo I just got evicted.
No home, in one month from now.
Like...living on the streets, or in a tent.
...hoooooooooooly shit.
No home, in one month from now.
Like...living on the streets, or in a tent.
...hoooooooooooly shit.
TO THE PERSON DELETING THEIR JOURNAL AS SOON AS IT'S POSTED
General | Posted 17 years agoCUT THAT SHIT OUT
HOLY FUCK IT'S ANNOYING.
HOLY FUCK IT'S ANNOYING.
My Little Pony is fucking AWESOME.
General | Posted 17 years agoI'm not kidding. First and second generation? WIN.
Third gen. sucks, but in first gen? I saw an episode with DYING BABY PONIES ;w; where everything just turned to shit. In the second gen, the one with the boy ponies?? SLUUUUUUUUUUUT PONY. Some lady pony was gonna get married, and her finance was SLUTTING AROUND. WIN AND DRAMA.
I fucking love mlp. SO much.
Third gen. sucks, but in first gen? I saw an episode with DYING BABY PONIES ;w; where everything just turned to shit. In the second gen, the one with the boy ponies?? SLUUUUUUUUUUUT PONY. Some lady pony was gonna get married, and her finance was SLUTTING AROUND. WIN AND DRAMA.
I fucking love mlp. SO much.
Guess where Alrumia works?
General | Posted 17 years agoAT A FUCKING SEX-TOY SHOP, BABY. https://www.theden.co.nz
*THRILLED* Best. Job. EVER. Where else would Alrumia work? What other job allows, nay, ENCOURAGES you to read porn when it's going slow? Where else can you race vibrators across the checkout counter, gambling a bottle of coke and a muffin as the prize? Where else does tranny/shemale porn vs. Midget porn become the debate of the hour?
I fucking love my life. God, I love it.
And now I can start really saving up to see =SnowpirateRoy!!
I hope no-one thinks this makes me a slut, though. I work in a sex-toy shop; this doesn't mean I'm fucking my customers, I quite literally tell them to go fuck THEMSELVES. No sex is involved, I keep all my clothes on :3 and I have a can of mace for assholes.
*THRILLED* Best. Job. EVER. Where else would Alrumia work? What other job allows, nay, ENCOURAGES you to read porn when it's going slow? Where else can you race vibrators across the checkout counter, gambling a bottle of coke and a muffin as the prize? Where else does tranny/shemale porn vs. Midget porn become the debate of the hour?
I fucking love my life. God, I love it.
And now I can start really saving up to see =SnowpirateRoy!!
I hope no-one thinks this makes me a slut, though. I work in a sex-toy shop; this doesn't mean I'm fucking my customers, I quite literally tell them to go fuck THEMSELVES. No sex is involved, I keep all my clothes on :3 and I have a can of mace for assholes.
Happy Birthday to me~ I had a day in surgery~
General | Posted 17 years ago:'D so, for my 18th birthday, God gave me a GIANT, PUS-FILLED ABSYSS ON MY LABIA MAJORA (vagina. ._. )
And I just spent the whole day at the hospital, stoned out of my tree and eating ice cream and getting all the fluids drained out. Pretty!
:'D the nurse told me there was a LOT of pus.
And I got a wheelchair! WIN!
I have to say, the doctors and nurses treated me so, so well...I was really impressed. Currently, all the junior doctors are on strike-I sympathize. They have to work up to 18 hours a day, and only get paid up to 13, and it's really poor wages--these men and women are trying to support themselves, pay off a HUGE student loan and save lives...the stress they're under, along with the lack of pay, is horrible. No wonder no one wants to be a doctor in New Zealand. I hope they get the money they deserve.
And I just spent the whole day at the hospital, stoned out of my tree and eating ice cream and getting all the fluids drained out. Pretty!
:'D the nurse told me there was a LOT of pus.
And I got a wheelchair! WIN!
I have to say, the doctors and nurses treated me so, so well...I was really impressed. Currently, all the junior doctors are on strike-I sympathize. They have to work up to 18 hours a day, and only get paid up to 13, and it's really poor wages--these men and women are trying to support themselves, pay off a HUGE student loan and save lives...the stress they're under, along with the lack of pay, is horrible. No wonder no one wants to be a doctor in New Zealand. I hope they get the money they deserve.
ALSO,
General | Posted 17 years agoIf you get my 1,000th pageview, you can have a request :3 fully colored and everything.
I'm STILL working on freebie art XD I just got sidetracked. Sorry!
I'm STILL working on freebie art XD I just got sidetracked. Sorry!
I draw you for free! D<
General | Posted 18 years ago... :3 I need practice.
So I'll draw your fursona.
JUST ONE, alright? And it probably won't be colored unless I feel REALLY inspired D< so don't push your luck.
But, yeah. If you have a fursona, link me to a ref picture and I'll draw for you :3
Only open to people who watch me >>;;
And no getting carried away, please? If your lion has a blue mane, sweet, I'll see it in your ref pic. If your lion has an 'azure-sky-celestial blue mane with rainbow shimmers and steaks of violet, lavender and leftover breakfast', plz to be taking him/her elsewhere, kthx.
:3 I draw u long time <3
Also, since a few/most/all of these will be done traditionally, you can have the sketch sent to you for $3.00 if you want it. :3
So I'll draw your fursona.
JUST ONE, alright? And it probably won't be colored unless I feel REALLY inspired D< so don't push your luck.
But, yeah. If you have a fursona, link me to a ref picture and I'll draw for you :3
Only open to people who watch me >>;;
And no getting carried away, please? If your lion has a blue mane, sweet, I'll see it in your ref pic. If your lion has an 'azure-sky-celestial blue mane with rainbow shimmers and steaks of violet, lavender and leftover breakfast', plz to be taking him/her elsewhere, kthx.
:3 I draw u long time <3
Also, since a few/most/all of these will be done traditionally, you can have the sketch sent to you for $3.00 if you want it. :3
