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coolest griffon | Registered: September 4, 2010 09:55:23 PM

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Hey Dash

10 years ago General

Hey

Rainbow ~~Crash~~ Dash,

So I heard you had a bad day at Wonderbolts. Smooth move! You should come hang out with me to REALLY learn how to fly!

44 Comments

Helios_Eusebio ~helioseusebio

3D Animator

10 years ago

Can Griffons be wonderbolts?

gilda ~gilda

coolest griffon

10 years ago

Let's just say those ponies haven't realized just how awesome we griffons are yet. If the Wonderbolts ever let a griffon fly, I'll be the first! I'll totally beat all of them though!

Or maybe.... Okay, I can dream, right?

mickel ~mickel

Dook

10 years ago

I don't think they want to be upstaged... you'll have to form your own team with some griffiness friends, and have really tight spandex suits...

gilda ~gilda

coolest griffon

10 years ago

Aww yeah, we could totally show up those ponies! And we're winners too. As for the suits, maybe you can design one?

mickel ~mickel

Dook

10 years ago

Well, it's not really my thing but I can try...

gilda ~gilda

coolest griffon

10 years ago

Go for it!

Keefur ~keefur

Fursuiter

10 years ago

Make it happen.

gilda ~gilda

coolest griffon

10 years ago

Those ponies haven't let a griffon join their group yet. They're missing out on our awesomeness!

Wildfox34 ~wildfox34

Fursuiter

10 years ago

Everybody has that rough first day! She'll get better!

gilda ~gilda

coolest griffon

10 years ago

Not me! I'm all awesome all the time.

Wildfox34 ~wildfox34

Fursuiter

10 years ago

Yet you were close to having one until Rainbow Dash came along on your first day of Junior Speedsters. ;)

gilda ~gilda

coolest griffon

10 years ago

But I totally didn't! I showed those jerk colts who's the real boss!

Wildfox34 ~wildfox34

Fursuiter

10 years ago

That's not the way RD has told us...

gilda ~gilda

coolest griffon

10 years ago

C'mon, has Dash ever been able to tell a story straight?

Wildfox34 ~wildfox34

Fursuiter

10 years ago

No, but hers sounds more believable!

gilda ~gilda

coolest griffon

10 years ago

I'm detecting some pony bias here.

McClaw ~mcclaw

Writer

10 years ago

RD wants to fly in the air, not on 'nip.

gilda ~gilda

coolest griffon

10 years ago

I can do both!

McClaw ~mcclaw

Writer

10 years ago

And how many things do you typically collide with when fly while high on 'nip?

gilda ~gilda

coolest griffon

10 years ago

Psh, who's counting. And by that, I mean none!

McClaw ~mcclaw

Writer

10 years ago

Oh, can't remember? Try counting the new bruises.

gilda ~gilda

coolest griffon

10 years ago

And just how do you expect me to do that?

McClaw ~mcclaw

Writer

10 years ago

Mmm...
Would you like some help examining under your fur and feathers?

gilda ~gilda

coolest griffon

10 years ago

No way mister!

McClaw ~mcclaw

Writer

10 years ago

*calls to someone else* "No, Dash, she doesn't want you checking her."

gilda ~gilda

coolest griffon

10 years ago

Don't even joke about that.

Uilliam ~uilliam

Writer

10 years ago

Pegasi don't like to be upstaged.

Then again, neither do griffons.

gilda ~gilda

coolest griffon

10 years ago

Look at you, you're learning!

Cayde-Otter ~cayde-otter

Watcher

10 years ago

Aren't you afraid of rainbow dash humiliating you

gilda ~gilda

coolest griffon

10 years ago

As if that will ever happen!

GWMcHaffie ~gwmchaffie

Serial commentor

10 years ago

Might I suggest you go over the Wonderbolt rules and regs until you memorize them? If you don't see anything explicitly barring griffons from joining, you can apply. If they turn you away because you're a griffon, you can sue for discrimination, assuming litigation's a thing in Equestria.

gilda ~gilda

coolest griffon

10 years ago

Uh... I don't think Equestria and the Griffon Kingdom work like that. We could go have a chat with one of the Princess ponies? I think that's what those ponies do. Griffons have no rules.

If the Wonderbolts would take a griffon, I'd already be their leader!