Another con is in the books, so here's another quote list. Shorter than most convention quote lists because this was another con where I could only attend for one day. Still a lot longer than most furmeet lists. Enjoy.

22. "I do have plans, I just don't remember them."

21. "His name is the letter two."

20. "I left them in my other eye."

19. "They're annoying, but addictive."

18. "Aww, I'm all dirty now."

17. "I like this because I can pet it."

16. "It's like a reenactment of my love life!"

15. "Wine hurts in your nostrils."

14. "Rhinos on skateboards everywhere!"

13. "This table triggers me!"

12. "I had just a bunch of feta cheese last night and nothing else."

11. "It's an alcoholic Dalek!"

10. "I think it's Dickman."

9. "I could fuck you most of the way to death and you could find out."

8. "Germans shake their heads when they mean yes, right? ...He's disagreeing with me."

7. "That's the only thing I've turned on in a long time."

6. "I have terrible stage fright - I can't pee on stage with people watching me."

5. "Is anybody else getting hard looking at this?"

4. "Is your asshole getting jealous of the shit coming out of your mouth?"

3. "C'mere, tell me what this tastes like!"

2. "If I had dicks on my feet, I could kick people's ass and it would be even better."

1. "What are you sticking your dick in to make that sound?"