Got some news...
10 years ago
General
I've been lying to you dorks all this time.
I'm not an AWESOME griffon like I said. Rarity is just a really good costume maker. I'm actually a pony. A REGULAR earth pony in Equestria. No wings, no horn... nothin. Yup, that's me!
So.. like... let's do... pony things? We'll have some hayburgers and trot around making friends! Sounds like an.. uhm... an awesome time! Yeah!
I'm not an AWESOME griffon like I said. Rarity is just a really good costume maker. I'm actually a pony. A REGULAR earth pony in Equestria. No wings, no horn... nothin. Yup, that's me!
So.. like... let's do... pony things? We'll have some hayburgers and trot around making friends! Sounds like an.. uhm... an awesome time! Yeah!
FA+

But you're still awesome. ^^
... for today
*uncomfortably long floofy lynx hug*
She's a changeling! Get her!!
(Happy April Fools Day!)
*offers Gilda a chocolate malt*
You'll regret this tomorrow.
Or I could just snug you and make it all better.
*buries my face in your warm feathers and cries*
You really do need things spelled out for you, don't you?