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TIS MY BIRTHDAY!!!
16 years ago
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Well.. its my Birthday today and I'm officially the ripe old age of 28! ...incidentally.. why the fuck DO we celebrate getting older!?! I suppose because its one year closer to our old age pension?
I can't really think of any other reason.. can you? Its closer towards going senile, losing your teeth and getting dentures and babbling like an idiot while trying to trip those young whippersnappers with your walker..!
If anything we should age in reverse.. then we'd have something to celebrate..
"OH MY FUCK!!! ITS MY BIRTHDAY!!! I'M ONE YEAR YOUNGER!!!!"
The dentures get flung from the mouth... wheelchair... OUT THE WINDOW!! Congratulations! Your younger.. the teeth have grown back! and oh my! Is that hair I see growing from your bald head??!
Honestly.. if we grew younger on our birthdays.. I bet you would see far less complaining from everyone and a lot more enthusiasm when your birthday came around!
---- Taken from my stand up comedy routine.. and yes.. it seriously is my birthday today! ;)
I can't really think of any other reason.. can you? Its closer towards going senile, losing your teeth and getting dentures and babbling like an idiot while trying to trip those young whippersnappers with your walker..!
If anything we should age in reverse.. then we'd have something to celebrate..
"OH MY FUCK!!! ITS MY BIRTHDAY!!! I'M ONE YEAR YOUNGER!!!!"
The dentures get flung from the mouth... wheelchair... OUT THE WINDOW!! Congratulations! Your younger.. the teeth have grown back! and oh my! Is that hair I see growing from your bald head??!
Honestly.. if we grew younger on our birthdays.. I bet you would see far less complaining from everyone and a lot more enthusiasm when your birthday came around!
---- Taken from my stand up comedy routine.. and yes.. it seriously is my birthday today! ;)
Sorry.. I'm replying from my Bubbles impersonator account.. haha..
I did not even know you HAD a second account! I'll have to watch that one, since it all looks Bubbles-a-Riffic!