So, this happened.

beckyswallowtail: OH MY GAWD Why does the hallways SMELL like this? #singedfur
Bobby Thornbody God, the whole school's gonna now. Thanks A LOT beckyswallowtail.
graemestubtail: Look into a new cookbook, Miss Swallowtail. #burnedfurs #badeats
alericsteinfaust: Ya cook just fine. Gonna get me some #graemecrackers
graemestubtail: NOT. APPROPRIATE.
alericsteinfaust: Tuff.
Bobby Thornbody: Jeez. alericsteinfault REALLY Greame Crackers? #facepalm
alericsteinfaust: We all got our faves! #omnomnom #youllgetitwhenyoureolder
graemestubtail: alericsteinfaust, we're gonna have a long talk. #beartrap #notforeplay
Bobby Thornbody: alericsteinfaust graemestubtail Professors, with due respect: GET A ROOM!
beckyswallowtail: OHHHHHH MYYYY GAAAAAAWD!!!
jimfullcoat: Prestidigitation in the #faculty #lounge. facepaw
Bobby Thornbody: For once, beckyswallowtail We agree
headmasterealdraed: Play nice, everyone. #totes #expelled #greymuzzlethings
Bobby Thornbody Hey jimfullcoat Well done today.
beckyswallowtail: OH MY GAWD WHAT HAPPENED!
Bobby Thornbody: beckyswallowtail ... Turn off your CapsLock. #cringe #owmyears
headmasterealdraed: I concur. Capslock is a priviledge, not a right. #getoffmylawn #whippersnappers
Bobby Thornbody: Oh, hello, headmasterealdraed. How's the weather? #iwishicouldfly
headmasterealdraed: Remember, when tweeting, be kind. #giveahoot #dontpollute
beckyswallowtail: BUT headmasterealdraed I NEED TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENED WITH THE-
Bobby Thornbody: beckyswallowtail TURN OFF THE CAPSLOCK!
jimfullcoat: Uhhh... Bobby Thornbody
Bobby Thornbody: WHAT... Oh.... Oops.
jimfullcoat: I never Capslock ever- CUSSSSSSSSTAAAAAAARD #omnomnom
Bobby Thornbody: WHERE'S THE BLUEBERRY PIE
beckyswallowtail: I KNOW, RIGHT?!
headmasterealdraed: I don't get paid enough for this.
alericsteinfaust: I thought you set your own salary? #white #owl #priviledge
headmasterealdraed: Yeah, and I've just given myself a raise.
Bobby Thornbody: Not that hard to do, headmasterealdraed, youre an owl..
headmasterealdraed: Also, surprise menu change! You'll never guess what it is! #haggisforamonth
charlesironpaw: You're insane, Thornbutt.
Bobby Thornbody: CHUCKY! YOU ARE TOAST #pissedoffporcupine
jimfullcoat: headmasterealdraed beckyswallowtail The menu needs more eggs, don't you agree? #angrybirds
beckyswallowtail: EWEWEWEWEWEWWWWWW!!!!
alericsteinfaust: Ever notice the low enrollment of smaller rodent students? #headmaster #preyitems
headmasterealdraed: NOT FUNNY. #burp
Bobby Thornbody: Hey! alericsteinfaust headmasterealdraed I may be small, but remember, I DO have quills.
charlesironpaw: Don't remind me #quillshurt #stillcantsitdown
graemestubtail: No eating my favorite student. #stubtailbadgerdontcare
Bobby Thornbody: graemestubtail You can't possibly mean me...
graemestubtail: Of course not, Mr. Thornbody. I totally meant the other porcupine. #srsly
LeoGoldmane: I don't know any of you people.
Bobby Thornbody: What?! You mean you're training ANOTHER porcupine? #sadface #replaced #unloved
headmasterealdraed: How many other porcupines have you seen in the dining hall? WAIT NOT WHAT I MEANT!
Bobby Thornbody: Uhhh..... #scaredpine #donteatme
jimfullcoat: No eating the porcupine! #dibs #loveyou #backoff
spiritofgrandpafullcoat: You tell 'em, my boy.
Bobby Thornbody: Uhhh.... #ghosts #howisthatpossible
beckyswallowtail: OMG!!! #ghostinthemachine CONFIRMED!!!