Because i could

Where are you staying?
Hilton, Main venue type place. Whee (Not staff no more, so aint gotta behave so much)

Means of transportation?
Car.

Sharing a room with:
 Haix2A

What is your gender?
Gentleman

Relationship Status:
Fuck knows. Not in one i guess

How old are you?
27

How tall are you?
Six foot

Which languages do you speak?
English, Bullshit

Where will you be most of the time during the day?
Whevever the hell i want to be! Wherever the wind/Bob's take me

Who will you be with?
Probibly mostly the Cultists i knock around with. Or anyone who will tollorate me being around!

Do you do commissions?
Naw, my abilty to draw matches a eight year old

What suit(s) will you have?
Teeko and Hawker (Other people may be wearing Teeko from time to time, best check to see if there's a scarf on to make sure its me)

Can I dance with you?
If you want

Can I touch you?
In normal ways, its fine. If your implying in the less normal places, you can. But i may well punch you in the face. So your advised strongly, not to do so.

Can I talk to you?
Please do! Talking is awesome, i love meeting people

Can I hug you?
As long as its not out the blue, go ahead

Can I take photos of you/with you?
Course ya can

Can I buy you lots of drinks?
You can if you want to. I don't drink much mind

Do you drink Alcohol/Smoke?
I drink Alcohol a bit, but not a huge amount.

Can I give you lots of money?
If you really want to. Would be a waste mind, just blow it on fursuits or art or something stupid like that.

Can we hang out?
Course we can. I run a cult for that reason :p just come join us

Are you nice?
Apparntly, I'm a nice guy. I think I'm an asshole, but people keep coming and speaking to me, so must be doing something right!

Other cons you may go to?
None planned to be fair

Attending any events?
Not looked at the list. Will decide that on the day

How can I find you at the con?
check my conbadge, Keep a nosey out for my suits. Look for a loud obnoxious prat making a fool of himself. Probibly mostly wearing football shirts!

Can we go out for a dinner?
As in go to the NEC to get Subway? Yea sure. Group exscurions are much more fun

Are you buying art?
I want to commission at least one thing for my wall at home

What do I have to watch out for, when I am meeting you?
I kinda forget people's names, or may be a bit slow regonising you if i aint seen you for a long time. Don't take it personally

What is the best way to contact you?
Twitter probs.

May I kidnap you to my room?
Uh.If i need kidnapping to go to your room, then i aint gonna be interested in what your doing. Inviting me back to play a video game or card game or something is fine.

You look pretty tired, are you ok?
I always look tired.

Last time/last con/last meet/last chat we talked so much and now you forgot my name? Why???
Because my name regonistion is crap. This is why the Cult of Bob exsists. So i can call everyone i know Bob... Its genious, i know.

Will you tell me your room-number and can I surprise visit you?
If i know you well enough, this will probibly happen anyway. Athough don't distrub my roomate if i aint around

I have a personal question for the convention. May I ask you that?
Go ahead, but if it's that "personal" Stick it to me in a note.



Yea, done now. Woo!