it would've been "die in a fire"


however it's sung by some stupid woman

they should've used a male voice that sounded good

Why didn't you hurt me when you had the chance to?

jimmy wants you to finish his commission


i'm biding my time

...I'm your biggest fan

and your question is?

Which animatronic is more of a formidable foe

none

*he points to his socket wrench and crowbar*

So aside from Markiplier, do you also go against: pewdiepie, raedwulfgamer, smike, Game theorists, etc?

*he mumbles as he marks those names down on a piece of paper titled "hit list"*

yes

Well, I think you should know this:

I shall be playing all of the games in october with the exception
Of part 4.

So I'll be one more on that list. And you r new roomie! ^^

roomie?

*he pulls out a rusty machete and holds it to your neck*

care to rephrase that?

...cum dumpster? Slave? Humble servant? Dead meat?

victim

*he presses the blade a bit harder against your throat as he grins widely*

Ulp...well not a victim yet...

I haven't played the games yet. But come Halloween, I'm all yours.

i'm right here now with a machete against your neck

Good things come to those who wait ;)

So that should be that you'll "still be here", because you "always do"

Can you guess who I am?

a talented artist i can't kill yet

Awww, you think I'm talented. :D <3 You cannot kill what was never alive. ;D

meaning?

Can you really kill death?

no, but i defied it

are you a zombie?

Think of me as a messenger/ soul collector.

In other words, a Valkyrie? I figure it by looking at your username. I love Norse mythology so much. :3

Nope, that's just a spiffy username I chose because Norse mythology is a favorite to me among other mythologies. Typically I'm depicted as a skeletal figure with a black hooded cloak carrying a large staff with a large sharp blade at the top.

*he scoffs loudly*

you aren't death

That's what they say until....*reaches out with one bony hand and retracts your soul from the hybrid animatronic as it instantly falls to the floor now limp from life* Souls....such a simple item to collect. Shall I put you back into the lifeless robot suit now?

*pulls out his wand* *by wand, i mean, wand, not a double entendre*

Put his soul back right now.

A wand?! Such things cannot do anything to me, however I cannot take his soul just yet as....he has not finished his final task. *Pulls out her old trusty blade and taps the floor with the end of it's staff 2ice. A large heavy hardcover leather book wrapped in locks and human skin appears.* You see that book? That's what I am bound by but anyway, this was merely a demonstration to show who I am * crouches down to the lifeless robotic suit and gently releases his soul back into it. *There. No need to get defensive.

Phew! ^_^ I'm getting laid tonight after all, so now all is well, thanks. ^^

No worries, I never had any intention of keeping/ taking his soul. XD Yw. <3

I have....a question, but I'm nervous to ask it. x_x

*he gently holds your hand*

what is it teddybear

Would you...uhhhhhhh...ever consider me as a permanent mate?!? x_x

do you want to be with a smelly old asshole like me?

you're still young

Well of COURSE I do honeybunny. Besides, will anybody else love you the way that I do? I bet others would wanna change you, but I don't.

would you be content to live with a guy with mummy breath, rotting insides, and a sour disposition towards everybody else but you?

*sighs in a dreamy manner* Yes. Even if you are a zombie, I've found something quite rare with you indeed, something irreplaceable. ^_^ I love you my big strong zombunny.

i love you too teddybear

*he gives you a great big bunny hug*

Do either you, or the corpse inside of you, have genitalia? :3

let me clear something up

i am the corpse inside the suit


yes, i have genitalia

...and it goes inside of me! ;-3

you bet your sore butt, teddybear

Shhhhhhh...

When you are not having killer thoughts, what exactly do you do in your spare time?

i spend time with jimmy

Spending time with him huh?

sex

*he facepaws*

I can't even get a non-awkward conversation around here can I?

i'm undead

what did you expect?

I would of expected you to, oh I don't know, talk with your old buddy Goldie.

you know i am still the purple guy in this suit, right?

"goldie" is a pile of junk

*he points to his socket wrench*

Oh.....right......I forgot.

.....How exactly does one slide into a hybrid suit like yourself?

with the hand crank

No no, I mean like, where do you enter into the suit? Does the back split open? Does your head pop off? ...........Do you have to enter via ass? ......Please tell me it's not that.

Plus, isn't the hand crank the thing that pulls back the wires and electric pieces in the suit?

through the back when the suit's unlocked with the handcrank

Basic place to slide in then.

"Do you have to enter via the ass?"

Ah man, that would be hilarious. XD

It would also be horrifying. XD

Yup. XD

my mate likes to enter in my ass

*sighs and blushes deep red* Thanks honey. x_x

Dah! Please! Leave the details out man! Anal shit is repulsive! Honestly, I'd rather feed on the decayed organs in your body then let alone have that ass image!

you bought it up

And you chose to pick that answer!

i entered the back of the suit in order to put it on


there's only one part of my teddybear that goes inside one part of my suit

it feels good

.......I think I'd prefer to enter via the mouth.

my boyfriend likes it when i enter his mouth

Oh that sounds lovely~